Trump Lies About His Poll Numbers After Iowa Speech: A Closer Look

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  • @randipope6800
    @randipope6800 5 років тому +154

    Would someone please PLEASE put together a montage of all the times Seth yells WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? after a Trump clip.
    He brings me such joy that Seth.

    • @Kingatje
      @Kingatje 5 років тому +3

      I didn't know I needed this
      But I do.

  • @IanMcGarrett
    @IanMcGarrett 5 років тому +242

    He might buy a farm. He'll start by bankrupting some farmers so he can get the property at a reduced rate. That's the ticket. It's probably what his Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue is doing.

    • @lostkeysnurse
      @lostkeysnurse 5 років тому +9

      B.I.N.G.O.

    • @geraldhaynesjr1815
      @geraldhaynesjr1815 5 років тому +11

      You called it.
      Native New Yorker here. That's exactly how he'll do it. But, first he would set up a fake lawsuit to have pocket money.
      Excellent Grifter.
      Bad President.
      The Big Apple says keep
      keep him after 2020.

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 5 років тому +5

      Big corporate farms with deep pockets are having a field day. Damn vultures.

    • @mrmrmaples
      @mrmrmaples 5 років тому +3

      I think they're doing it for Monsanto...

    • @taram4756
      @taram4756 5 років тому +3

      @Eileen Farrar yeah I was wondering if he understood what he was saying. President idiot.

  • @redleader
    @redleader 5 років тому +18

    ...turns out "That Farmer"....was a the head of a Washington Farm Bureau lobby office. He is very well informed on farm policy. Everyone should hear his entire comments.

  • @griftermediaco7023
    @griftermediaco7023 5 років тому +337

    One of the consistently vocal critics of Trump. I think "A Closer Look" is some of the best political/social commentary you can find.

    • @billythedead7127
      @billythedead7127 5 років тому +13

      I look forward to it every night

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 5 років тому +9

      I agree!😁

    • @ManiacalViolet
      @ManiacalViolet 5 років тому +13

      Check out: Angie Speaks, Non Compete, Contrapoints, People's Bayonet, Reeducation, Some More News, Radical Reviewer, Peter Coffin, Vaush

    • @griftermediaco7023
      @griftermediaco7023 5 років тому +3

      @@ManiacalViolet Thank you! Will do!

    • @manjsher3094
      @manjsher3094 5 років тому +2

      No, Brooks and Shield is.

  • @nanb4146
    @nanb4146 5 років тому +1069

    English isn't my first language and when i was learning it in schol we always used to watch speeches of the president to improve our language but since Trump has become president our teachers told us to not speak like him ever because it's very bad language an sometimes you don't even understand him.

    • @jamesbunn751
      @jamesbunn751 5 років тому +111

      I'm a native English speaker from Canada Ms. Storm. Your teacher is quite correct to suggest that his English should not be studied to improve your skill with the language. I do hope you can understand just how comical his speech sounds to a native speaker though. He is extremely stupid in the most obvious way and has no idea himself how stupid he sounds. It is hilarious. Best regards.

    • @snatchadams69
      @snatchadams69 5 років тому +15

      @Hazzycakes that edge, it's sharp!

    • @mefford67
      @mefford67 5 років тому +82

      *You are already more fluent in English than Trump...*

    • @jcheng1981
      @jcheng1981 5 років тому +30

      any late night show, the comedians are very educated, take for example Jon Stewards, you think he is a comedian but in reality he speaks better than anyone I know and I bet my empty wallet He would destroy anyone in a debate.

    • @bethe192
      @bethe192 5 років тому +10

      @Nic DeGrave Define: opposite of Donald Trump.
      See: Nic DeGrave. 👋

  • @kl6902
    @kl6902 4 роки тому +36

    I don’t wanna work that hard 😂🤣 Does he EVER work hard?? He literally golfs, tweets and does nothing besides come up with ridiculous lies and accusations.

    • @yetiornot5726
      @yetiornot5726 3 роки тому

      You don't even need to defend that; his desk was ALWAYS empty

  • @Mr.Eternal966
    @Mr.Eternal966 5 років тому +124

    03:08 Ok...As a foreigner I thought it was my issue when I didn't understand properly the line of reasoning of this guy.... but when he said "Tractors didn't hookup" had to rewind twice to see if this guy it's ACTUALLY saying this..... soo sorry for you america

    • @toodlesoops7761
      @toodlesoops7761 5 років тому +10

      Thank you, I think, for feeling our deep pain - and if your country needs a gazillionaire - please take this horror off our hands

    • @Cypresssina
      @Cypresssina 5 років тому +7

      Thank you 😢

    • @ArcanumV
      @ArcanumV 5 років тому +14

      My guess is that some part of his addled, atrophying brain dredged up the word "tractors" from a business briefing or Fox News story he saw about John Deere and the right to repair. There's a growing movement among manufacturers to block consumers from repairing high-tech equipment (tractors, cars, etc.) so you HAVE to go back to the dealer. Of course, this gets into anti-trust legislation, which falls under the purview of the government, so he should have been briefed on it at some point. Back in April or so, Elizabeth Warren came out in favor of right to repair legislation, so that may be where he heard the word "tractor."
      That said, it has nothing to do with broadband access. I think he's just tossing word salad like he usually does.

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 5 років тому +9

      I know some forms of farming uses GPS to guide their machines down uniform rows, but that uses satellite signals. Hook up? Non-sequitur.

    • @BleedingUranium
      @BleedingUranium 5 років тому +1

      @@ArcanumV Yep, that's what I assume he vaguely remembered hearing somewhere too.

  • @jomcdougall6559
    @jomcdougall6559 5 років тому +19

    Since 2016 I've found my self terrified and laughing hysterically at the same time...

  • @fungoorstitch
    @fungoorstitch 5 років тому +132

    Hey trump. I live in Iowa and would be delighted to have you as a neighbor. It would save me the trouble of driving my combine all the way to Washington to run through your house on behalf of the entire state and country.

    • @DarkSektori
      @DarkSektori 5 років тому +6

      Will you play that "I've got a brand new combiner" song on loud speaker if you do that
      "Combine Harvester" by the Wurzles"

    • @fungoorstitch
      @fungoorstitch 5 років тому +9

      Never heard of it, but I think a gigantic piece of farm equipment lumbering down Pennsylvania Avenue amidst cheering hordes would probably speak for itself.

    • @alcalhoun543
      @alcalhoun543 5 років тому

      fungoorstitch really I'm a farmer also and how much was your check from Trump last year and how much did u get from Obama, has you drive your$300,000 combine or more to Washington you poor man

    • @josephepps7805
      @josephepps7805 5 років тому +2

      Don't forget tu sling actual sht his way!💩💩💩💩💩💩

    • @geoffpriestley7001
      @geoffpriestley7001 4 роки тому

      @@fungoorstitch ua-cam.com/video/Bjvffx-h2KM/v-deo.html

  • @mackenzie7517
    @mackenzie7517 5 років тому +1191

    God bless the staff member who made that Jar Jar Binks connection

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +4

      Unfortunately, I have no idea who that is.

    • @F-F143
      @F-F143 5 років тому +16

      The sith lord!

    • @petermatthews3729
      @petermatthews3729 5 років тому +7

      It might have been better to mention a role played by Gilbert Gottfried since they already made that vocal comparison. Like Iago, Jafar's annoying parrot in Aladdin or Jared Kushner. The timing would fit with the live action Disney release. People's reaction to Jar Jar Binks left his actor Ahmed Best suicidal.

    • @Leshka147
      @Leshka147 5 років тому +6

      Wow, that comparison was disturbing...

    • @petermatthews3729
      @petermatthews3729 5 років тому +3

      @@couragekarnga8735 He was a character introduced in Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace who long time fans disliked more than the titular Phantom Menace. George Lucas needed early 21st century CGI to bring him to life.

  • @ctomsky
    @ctomsky 5 років тому +148

    "... cuz I dunno if I wanna work that hard."
    - The most honest thing Trump has ever said.

    • @EviltheNub
      @EviltheNub 5 років тому +6

      He knows damn well he doesn't want to work that hard

    • @franksmith7419
      @franksmith7419 5 років тому

      Hardest working president ever. I don't think he could even worker harder. This week he won over Italy and Poland, everyone is jumping on the Trump train. He always wins. MAGA.

    • @lizzybethnj617
      @lizzybethnj617 5 років тому +8

      Frank Smith apparently Americans aren’t because his poll numbers are dropping and he is not the hardest working President ever. I suggest you research FDR President during the Great Depression and WW2 while suffering from polio. Then there is Abraham Lincoln president during the civil war. So to repeat no he is not the hardest working president.

    • @beverly719
      @beverly719 5 років тому +5

      @@franksmith7419 I'm assuming that you are being sarcastic. I certainly hope so. If not, I suggest that you check into that information about how much time he has taken off and just how often he goes to his "rallies" just to stroke his ego. Funny how so many people at his rallies leave early.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 5 років тому +3

      @@franksmith7419 - great sarcasm there...right? 😬

  • @MichaelReeser
    @MichaelReeser 5 років тому +60

    "I'll just get a medium farm. I don't want to work that much." What an insult to the family farmers that put in long hours and hard work.

    • @velikovskysghost
      @velikovskysghost 5 років тому +8

      + Michael Reeser Very hard and very long. I used to work on a farm and did some logging as well and we started our day at 3:30 A. M. and ended at 7:00 P. M. and when I worked on a dairy it was up with the cows and to bed after the cows. Trump has never known such work and wouldn't last 10 minutes working on one!

    • @blondwiththewind
      @blondwiththewind 5 років тому +7

      @@velikovskysghost.. Absolutely right. Trump doesn't like to "work hard" even in his "arena". As it is: he averages about three hours of work per day. If he actually ever had to put in more hours AND add in actual physical labor: he'd be pushing up daisies by now.

    • @velikovskysghost
      @velikovskysghost 5 років тому +4

      @@blondwiththewind No doubt about that and if he were pushing up Daisy he would probably sexually assault her first, ha ha. All kidding aside when one has never been encouraged to actually do work than one never realizes one's potential. I really like the title you have "blondwiththewind" and in keeping with the spirit of it I might be inclined to say "Frankly Donald TheRump I don't give a damn!" However I really do "Give a damn" because this idiot is tearing our nation apart and we need to vote him out ASAP!

    • @blondwiththewind
      @blondwiththewind 5 років тому +3

      @@velikovskysghost .... OMG!!! LOL :D

    • @velikovskysghost
      @velikovskysghost 5 років тому

      @@blondwiththewind I know by your comments that you like to be informed and so may I suggest a video or two that you might enjoy?

  • @sillyfeet73
    @sillyfeet73 5 років тому +9

    ‘Trump didn’t seem to know much about it’. That could literally be a strap-line on every news ticker at every press conference . 🤪

    • @rhondah1587
      @rhondah1587 5 років тому

      *conference

    • @sillyfeet73
      @sillyfeet73 5 років тому +1

      RhondaH indeed thanks. Damn autocorrect makes typos more embarrassing. Oops 🤪

  • @Cypresssina
    @Cypresssina 5 років тому +417

    I've never wished for someone to "buy the farm" quite so much.

    • @njosborne6152
      @njosborne6152 5 років тому +12

      Cypresssina
      That would be funny but
      Too many farmers have committed suicide.

    • @Cypresssina
      @Cypresssina 5 років тому +10

      @@njosborne6152 That's so sad 😢

    • @hilarycohen1470
      @hilarycohen1470 5 років тому

      Cypresssina Blorf.

    • @Denidrakes69
      @Denidrakes69 5 років тому +2

      I've never wished to be told that someone's to "gone to the farm" so much...

    • @brianlee2790
      @brianlee2790 5 років тому +4

      The "stable genius"

  • @glynnismajor
    @glynnismajor 5 років тому +37

    I absolutely adore you and your writers, Seth.

    • @lindamoody5608
      @lindamoody5608 3 роки тому +1

      Seth is the writer, he used to write for SNL until he got his own show

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 5 років тому +30

    “... the farmer tan under his eyes.” That almost made me spit my sandwich all over my iPad.

  • @valentinarichard1602
    @valentinarichard1602 5 років тому +23

    If I lived in Iowa, I'd be figuring how to get out of state after his threat to move there. 😳😳😳😳😳

  • @frank-bmtz
    @frank-bmtz 5 років тому +21

    Those golf cart jokes are just so great. Gotta love Seth 😂😂

  • @AccidentalNinja
    @AccidentalNinja 5 років тому +115

    "Retire to a farm." From my understanding, you don't "retire" to farming. Farming is almost constant work, or maybe just constant work.

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 5 років тому +6

      "He bought the farm" is an euphemism for "he died". Soldiers seem to want to retire (from wars) and start farms... *Shrugs* Yes, you retire and go to a farm, it's called a "hobby farm" where the "farmer" does his best to do the least amount of work needed to run the farm.

    • @clarkef
      @clarkef 5 років тому +2

      He needs to retire to the ‘Farm’. The farm where all the bad cats and dogs go when they’ve been consistently unruly

    • @1porter
      @1porter 5 років тому +2

      And of course, as he tellingly pointed out, he doesn't want to work hard. Don't think farming is for you, chief.

    • @aaronleverton4221
      @aaronleverton4221 5 років тому +4

      My Godfather's a farmer. In all of my childhood he took one vacation.

    • @ROArecords2
      @ROArecords2 5 років тому +4

      He didn't realize being President would involve actual work either.

  • @lillysweet8016
    @lillysweet8016 5 років тому +18

    God, please end this nightmare 🥴😔😔😔😔

    • @ManiacalViolet
      @ManiacalViolet 5 років тому +1

      You have to revolt, it's the only way now. We can't vote away this level of fascism.

    • @halgraves4800
      @halgraves4800 5 років тому

      KFC will save America..tick..tock..tick..tock..

    • @KingZealotTactics
      @KingZealotTactics 5 років тому +1

      what nightmare? if Hillary was elected things would be much worse.

    • @Deontjie
      @Deontjie 5 років тому +1

      As if you know who God is.....

  • @danielessex2162
    @danielessex2162 5 років тому +47

    This is the guy who calls his administration as "the most transparent" never gives you a straight answer.

  • @lostmarble540
    @lostmarble540 5 років тому +48

    I was not expecting that jar-jar binks comparison but damn is it fitting.

  • @BabysitterSky
    @BabysitterSky 5 років тому +14

    I'm in Iowa. Please stay away sir. Far, far, FAR away. Our golf courses suck.

    • @johngamble5270
      @johngamble5270 5 років тому +1

      Narrator: The golf courses were excellent, but they were afraid Trump would stay an extra night.

  • @titochdry1150
    @titochdry1150 5 років тому +67

    How does Trump know how good French 🍷 wine is? Since he said he never drank in his life....

    • @ggyates
      @ggyates 5 років тому

      BECAUSE HE READS.. I DON'T DRINK EITHER BUT I DO KNOW WHAT IS GOOD WINE.. FOR MY GUEST.. SO DON'T BE A COMPLETE JACKAZZ.

    • @Mitzi2954
      @Mitzi2954 5 років тому +16

      @@ggyates THE PROBLEM IS HE DOESN'T READ!!!

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 5 років тому +6

      @@ggyates
      Jackass

    • @sgarcata
      @sgarcata 5 років тому +5

      When has lack of knowledge kept trump from asserting sh!t?

    • @AlashiaTuol
      @AlashiaTuol 5 років тому +7

      @@ggyates Trump doesn't read. He couldn't even read Barr's four page summary. He couldn't even read his own contracts aloud when asked to by a judge in court. He can barely read his own teleprompter; that's why he talks bad about people who use them.

  • @jpcyphers
    @jpcyphers 5 років тому +61

    No, he's trying to protect his "bone spurs". ....leave it to the coward in chief. Total con man....

    • @mryagami8448
      @mryagami8448 5 років тому +2

      cause you're a pillar of perfect health right.

    • @jpcyphers
      @jpcyphers 5 років тому +4

      @@mryagami8448 , I did my 4 1/2 yrs, can't say the same for your "coward in chief" punk.

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 5 років тому

      @Wonder Bread TM
      That's just a damn shame.

    • @jamescyphers1391
      @jamescyphers1391 5 років тому

      @Wonder Bread TM , support a criminal, that's your choice.

  • @stranraerwal
    @stranraerwal 5 років тому +39

    the polish president is lying and grinning into the camera: "everything is excellent." And the Orange Ape chirped in: "I know the people (the polish people) very well" Really, Mr. President ?

    • @drcb8
      @drcb8 5 років тому +3

      Probably because he thinks Slovenia and Poland are the same thing.

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 років тому +6

      I doubt he could even find Poland on a map. Not a world map, a map of Europe. Hell, he couldn't even find Poland on a map of Poland. Which is good because then he can't give it to Putin as an anniversary present.

    • @drcb8
      @drcb8 5 років тому +3

      @Mats K Because it is in favor of every tyrant as history has already shown, just what tyrant has ever admitted to have ever oppressed anyone anyway?

    • @StefanReich
      @StefanReich 5 років тому +3

      That was so creepy. Democracy itself isn't excellent, so easy to see through that one.

    • @stranraerwal
      @stranraerwal 5 років тому

      @Mats K : Well, if you had kept up with the news about Poland the last few years, you wouldn't comment with such a dumb question. Trumb voter ?

  • @samury314159
    @samury314159 5 років тому +28

    That's really, really low, comparing Jar-Jar to Trump. Hasn't that poor Gungan been abused and ridiculed enough?

    • @chelyvo
      @chelyvo 5 років тому +1

      Thank you!!

    • @christopherparks4342
      @christopherparks4342 5 років тому

      No he hasnt. That Gungan did to Star Wars what Trump is doing to America.

    • @lynnewhite2900
      @lynnewhite2900 5 років тому +1

      Samury I just watched Jar Jar and you are right. Leave Jar Jar alone.

    • @feywildheart2878
      @feywildheart2878 3 роки тому

      The ability to speak does not make the Drumpfs intelligent.

  • @jacqueline548
    @jacqueline548 5 років тому +190

    Seth stop giving the penguin a bad name.

    • @toodlesoops7761
      @toodlesoops7761 5 років тому +4

      no- Seth keep comparing rump to that darling penguin - it helps us all (sorry penguin) to tolerate the horrors we are living with

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 5 років тому +5

      Trump is a real-life Oswald Cobblepot. Particularly the version from Batman Returns.

    • @hugocervantes1934
      @hugocervantes1934 5 років тому +3

      He’s more of a New York City pigeon

  • @melissaperry9124
    @melissaperry9124 5 років тому +9

    That tariff ramble had me laughing so hard I freaked my dog out!

    • @melissaperry9124
      @melissaperry9124 5 років тому

      @Porco Rosso sometimes you have to laugh. Most days I cry.

    • @Bidensucks100
      @Bidensucks100 5 років тому

      Say did you see biden in Iowa say he has the cure for cancer 😂🤣

  • @lotusblossom1248
    @lotusblossom1248 5 років тому +48

    Full on DEMENTIA and he has the capability to start a war and he has the LAUNCH CODES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Annie-zd6rn
      @Annie-zd6rn 5 років тому +1

      Hopefully they'll have sense enough to change them and give him fake codes.

    • @frankcampolieto6707
      @frankcampolieto6707 5 років тому

      Don't worry. Military commanders have already come out and said they would disobey any orders he gave to launch any nuclear missels, unless we were being attacked.

    • @frankcampolieto6707
      @frankcampolieto6707 5 років тому +1

      @Meadow Apple Who urged Apple head? That is what Trump said, and he lies fifteen to twenty five times a day.

    • @Godaboveall24_7
      @Godaboveall24_7 5 років тому

      @Meadow Apple stupid fucking idiot.

    • @kyleblackburn8776
      @kyleblackburn8776 5 років тому +2

      He also wanted to nuke the wind. Rather than explain any of the dozens of reasons that's a stupid idea his staff said they'd look into it. Just... let that sink in.

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee 5 років тому +245

    “That was the tv version of rolling up your car window.” 🤣😂

  • @starkravingralph
    @starkravingralph 5 років тому +46

    l LOVE when Seth breaks! He always just goes with it and then takes it further! 😂💖

    • @mellymel6543
      @mellymel6543 5 років тому +1

      it's cute how his laugh gets squeaky 😊

  • @puggirl415
    @puggirl415 5 років тому +77

    Did anybody hear the theme from "Green Acres" when he said he's going to buy a farm. Imagine Melania as Zsa Zsa Gabor. Hilarious. I date myself.

    • @blaisetosti5220
      @blaisetosti5220 5 років тому +3

      One of my all time favorite shows ,Green Acres

    • @alklein4660
      @alklein4660 5 років тому +1

      Stop insulting Zsa Zsa. Hell, stop insulting Arnold the Pig for associating him with Melania BoobModel.

    • @5610winston
      @5610winston 5 років тому +5

      That wasn't Zsa Zsa in Green Acres. That was Eva. With sister Magda, they were the Kardashians of the fifties.

    • @caru3257
      @caru3257 5 років тому +1

      @@5610winston twice as talented.

    • @5610winston
      @5610winston 5 років тому +1

      I liked Zsa Zsa's Studebaker commercial, '62 or '63, I think it was.

  • @Paradox_006
    @Paradox_006 5 років тому +390

    These videos are always an INSTANT click for me! Thank you so much Seth!

    • @Platelunchexpress
      @Platelunchexpress 5 років тому +2

      Same here, if I don’t see a closer look I’m kinda sad lol

    • @boughtbot2639
      @boughtbot2639 5 років тому +2

      It makes more sense when his speeches are on comedy shows.

    • @piotrswat169
      @piotrswat169 5 років тому +1

      True

    • @richardsmart5532
      @richardsmart5532 5 років тому

      @s barron It could be Alzheimer's? Or, perhaps, tertiary Syphilis?

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +96

    Trump is the best thing to happen to farmers in the same way that theatre was the best thing to happen to the Lincolns.

  • @joegreen1435
    @joegreen1435 5 років тому +189

    "I think I'll buy a farm here" What he means is he will scam someone out of there land and build a golf course on Americas dime.

    • @TattedIrishxxx
      @TattedIrishxxx 5 років тому +2

      🤗👊🏽😘

    • @AmethystWoman
      @AmethystWoman 5 років тому +3

      @me al al right. South Africa has always been pro-black. Are you kidding me? That one wasn't even on fox!

    • @alklein4660
      @alklein4660 5 років тому +2

      What I hope he means is that, come November 2020, he "buys the farm" there ... and everywhere else too.

    • @joegreen1435
      @joegreen1435 5 років тому

      @@alklein4660 Could not agree more.

    • @TylerBaraby
      @TylerBaraby 5 років тому

      Their*

  • @lesliefranklin1870
    @lesliefranklin1870 5 років тому +57

    Yep, a *lot* of people are looking forward to when Trump "buys the farm."

    • @troyjardine5850
      @troyjardine5850 5 років тому

      I think it's more "going to a farm upstate"

  • @veronicastewart1112
    @veronicastewart1112 5 років тому +12

    Wow, two old guys who are terrible leaders, lying together. It warms my heart.

    • @mlfeathers7527
      @mlfeathers7527 5 років тому +1

      Veronica Stewart
      I would still vote for almost anyone over trump. I don’t have a great liking for Biden, but still...

  • @irenedelrosso
    @irenedelrosso 5 років тому +58

    He rambles like a kid who did not do their research project and is filibustering

  • @miguelibarra6188
    @miguelibarra6188 5 років тому +5

    I really wish they would ask trump mid-interview what is the person's name you are sitting next to when he is giving an interview next to a head of state. Guarantee he would get it wrong half of the time 🤣

    • @axelbauron155
      @axelbauron155 5 років тому +1

      Since the CEO of Apple is Mr Apple, I guess the CEO of Poland is Mr Poland, simple!

  • @laurahirsch9459
    @laurahirsch9459 5 років тому +248

    Hey, don't get the poor innocent Penguins Mixed Up in this mess. They didn't do anything to you 😂😂

    • @catherinekibugi1731
      @catherinekibugi1731 5 років тому +10

      Poor penguins would have to go for therapy to be associated with this orange head

    • @laurahirsch9459
      @laurahirsch9459 5 років тому +1

      @@catherinekibugi1731 So true😂 I really feel Bad for them

    • @josephdelatorre3751
      @josephdelatorre3751 5 років тому +5

      I said the same thing, he looks like an emperor penguins But they should be leftalone.

    • @catherinekibugi1731
      @catherinekibugi1731 5 років тому +1

      @@josephdelatorre3751 😂😂😂😅😅

    • @Kevin_Street
      @Kevin_Street 5 років тому +3

      No joke, they're having a hard time in Antarctica right now. One of the breeding colonies was destroyed by collapsing ice.

  • @JasonLambek
    @JasonLambek 5 років тому +8

    What? I loved the Ed McMahon joke. 🤣Good one Seth.

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 5 років тому +2

      Hahahaha so did I. Glad Seth went to bat for it. Shame it didn't get much of a pop, maybe people don't know who Ed McMahon is/was

    • @JasonLambek
      @JasonLambek 5 років тому +3

      And....I keep watching this particular vid, it just keeps getting funnier.
      Yknow, what do you suppose that one farmer means by ”taking one in the shorts” ?🤔
      😆🤣😆

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 5 років тому

      @@JasonLambek Hahahaha yeah I noticed that too, very... interesting expression

  • @hendrosuryanto5358
    @hendrosuryanto5358 5 років тому +37

    0:40 clearly Seth needs to learn more about human anatomy if he calls that KFC belly a "chest".

    • @benjaminolsson2162
      @benjaminolsson2162 5 років тому +3

      Are you saying we should apply human anatomy on Trump?

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool 5 років тому +1073

    *At least penguins acknowledge climate change*

    • @RebornLegacy
      @RebornLegacy 5 років тому +10

      @Jacob Robbens
      Really dude? Are you drunk right now?

    • @BuiBaoNguyen
      @BuiBaoNguyen 5 років тому +35

      @Jacob Robbens Their home is literally melting away, i think they know.

    • @jumpingeezus5080
      @jumpingeezus5080 5 років тому +21

      Jacob Robbens
      It affects them and they are forced to adapt to it. Whether they can understand the human concept or not is not important to them. They just try to survive right?

    • @jillyburt
      @jillyburt 5 років тому +10

      An insult to penguins.

    • @jillyburt
      @jillyburt 5 років тому +15

      meaning comparing tRump to penguins, insults penguins.

  • @Alzwimn
    @Alzwimn 5 років тому +64

    At this point " The President lied..." can be replaced with "The President said...".

    • @passthebuckcanuck8574
      @passthebuckcanuck8574 5 років тому

      Funny.....The media has been doin it the other way around......Enjoy the next 5 years.....lol

    • @brandonr3072
      @brandonr3072 5 років тому +1

      @@passthebuckcanuck8574 sure it's interesting. It's also true. I will enjoy the next 5 years. Especially if trump wins. He's a comedy goldmine. He's fake fan base almost as much so

    • @policerthought5649
      @policerthought5649 Рік тому

      @@passthebuckcanuck8574 lol this didnt age well

  • @EndaRochford
    @EndaRochford 5 років тому +37

    Polish president: everything is excellent
    Trump: that's what I hear

    • @molsongrrrl
      @molsongrrrl 5 років тому +13

      'People have told me that ... Many people ... The best people.' (which means the voices in his head)

    • @vivigesso3756
      @vivigesso3756 5 років тому +1

      The Polish president was reaffirming what Trump said. How is that an "aha!" moment?

  • @alwaysuseless
    @alwaysuseless 5 років тому +27

    Seth is so adorable. Even when or especially when a joke like "He's the Ed McMahon of presidents" doesn't quite go over. As President Penguin says about Iowa, "I love it! I like it!"

    • @BleedingUranium
      @BleedingUranium 5 років тому +6

      That's something I've always loved about Seth, he's totally okay with poking fun at how a joke didn't go over well, or on the flip side, sometimes he just can't help but laughing at his own jokes.

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 5 років тому

      Hi-yooo!

    • @stephanieadams3747
      @stephanieadams3747 5 років тому +2

      Seth was right about the joke falling flat; Ed McMahon, Johnny Carson's faithful side kick, was the wrong culture reference for this age group. I got it immediately and laughed out loud!

    • @alwaysuseless
      @alwaysuseless 5 років тому +1

      It's fascinating how every generation is in its own pop-culture bubble. I listen to 2 quiz shows back-to-back on NPR on Saturday--Wait, Wait ... Don't Tell Me! and Ask Me Another. There's almost no intersection in pop-cultural questions. Mayor Pete had to google "Alfred E. Neuman," when Trump called him that. Trump's put-downs are so dumb, anyway.

  • @DimaRakesah
    @DimaRakesah 5 років тому +65

    "Anything to do with computers" this is something a person says when they have no idea wtf they are talking about.

    • @pixpusha
      @pixpusha 5 років тому +2

      And who exactly is spewing Iowa over when it comes to computers? I was trying to catch the gist of what he was saying but couldn't figure out who he was talking about.

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 5 років тому +1

      @@pixpusha - Just more rambling by 45.

    • @AmethystWoman
      @AmethystWoman 5 років тому +1

      @@pixpusha he was talking about the internet tracker that has to be charged at night so it can be online during the day. It runs on internet instead of gas, didn't you know? If it gets a virus, well that's why we have a trade tariff. To prevent viruses in our tractors. (He could have actually said that and his people would would just shake their heads in agreement.)

    • @josephepps7805
      @josephepps7805 5 років тому

      Sounds like Dump dumpin everthuing!🤔

    • @marioanothlp
      @marioanothlp 5 років тому

      That sounded so American I actually believed you there for half a second. Not because I genuinely believe there is such a Thing, but it would be so horrificly stupid and a misinterpretation of electric vehicles on such a massive scale it can only be American...well played.

  • @sonandsanford4963
    @sonandsanford4963 5 років тому +6

    This guy went to the Sarah Palin school of public speaking and passed with honors.

  • @rthj6446
    @rthj6446 5 років тому +10

    I have never heard of a president that has done so many interviews. It is almost like he has a lot of time on his hands.

    • @tylerhingleton8493
      @tylerhingleton8493 2 роки тому

      Him golfing, tweeting, and watching TV is literally made up majority of his farce of a so-called "Presidency"

  • @GenericMedusa99
    @GenericMedusa99 5 років тому +6

    6:54 a farmer knows more abt tariffs than a pres lol

  • @pkmcburroughs
    @pkmcburroughs 5 років тому +44

    "I'm TOTALLY going to buy a farm in Blorf, OK? Just an amazing farm, believe me."

    • @davidburns1753
      @davidburns1753 5 років тому

      Andly soly fully fewlly peoplely realllyly knowly whatly I amly sayingly aboutly thatly simply thinkly whichly I-lee and talkingly aboutly ... ifly I-ly addly an LY-ly to everylly wordly, youly willly thinklly howly smartly I reallyly amle. FMD ... (Forge Me Deadly), what a frigging moronly!!!

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 5 років тому +3

      The biggest farm, the best farm, good people will tell us it's the best farm in the history of farms! And the cows and sheep--mmmm. those are LOVELY sheep! I'll call this one "Stormy," a great sheep name, the best sheep name, and you know, Stormy the Sheep won't be running her ugly mouth about what we do up in the paddock...it'll be the best, the bigliest YUUUUUGEST paddock, the best sheep...I LOVE FARMS! and sheep. lots of sheep...

  • @gawthic1
    @gawthic1 5 років тому +6

    I'm guessing that Trump's awkward posture can be explained by a corset.

    • @bburgess5003
      @bburgess5003 5 років тому

      nonamesleftdammit A girdle!!

  • @ohyeah6729
    @ohyeah6729 5 років тому +171

    Trump shall heretofore be known as the Rambling Jar Jar Binks Penguin.

    • @lynnscheel4839
      @lynnscheel4839 5 років тому +2

      Ur being far too kind.

    • @ohyeah6729
      @ohyeah6729 5 років тому +2

      @Donald J Wow, that's really alarming. Good thing that's all Trump does. Imagine if he obstructed justice ten times, cooperated with the efforts of a hostile foreign government to interfere in a U.S. election and said he'd do it again, made friends with every murderous dictator on the planet, told over 10,000 lies in office, put unqualified people into government positions who then abused those positions for their own financial gain, overrode security clearance rules to get his family members into sensitive government positions, imposed tariffs that put thousands of American farmers on welfare, put little kids in cages, habitually flung third-grade insults at anyone who questioned him, or just behaved little a spoiled child throwing tantrums when he didn't get his way. What a relief that Trump never does anything like that. Whew!

    • @suecastillo4056
      @suecastillo4056 5 років тому

      Oh Yeah? Yep! RJJB!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ehilliard825
      @ehilliard825 5 років тому +1

      I like it! I love it! LMAO

  • @szmigiellus
    @szmigiellus 5 років тому +19

    My president on Poland saying that democracy is doing great in our country is the biggest joke of this show now

    • @darkstar932
      @darkstar932 5 років тому +5

      The way he said that was baaaaaad.
      "There is nothing wrong with democracy in Poland. Really."
      Sounds like an autocrat to me.

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 5 років тому +1

      Martyna Szmigielska: he and Trump were tied for biggest jokes, then. Trump won't like being tied. I bet he won't like being indicted, either. I hope he IS.

  • @rationallion9438
    @rationallion9438 5 років тому +30

    Tax returns, subpoenas, investigations? Heck, let's first start with a breathalyzer.

    • @disavowalf3351
      @disavowalf3351 5 років тому

      Rational Lion...can they detect speed?!?😉

    • @DeadlyYellow
      @DeadlyYellow 5 років тому

      I doubt alcohol is a factor. He's just old and stupid.

  • @Mszlamp
    @Mszlamp 5 років тому +10

    Everything is NOT excellent in Poland. As. Polish Canadian I am very concerned about the expansion of extreme nationalist, anti-immigrant and far right groups that have proliferated the Polish Government , the Supreme Court and yes, the President.

    • @mister2628
      @mister2628 5 років тому

      And yet there are no Islamic terrorist attacks in Poland, strange isn't it.... Easy to betray your countrymen from the other side of the world to signal how virtuous you are when you don't have to live with the shiity consequences of your extreme leftwing idealogue worldview.

    • @Mszlamp
      @Mszlamp 5 років тому

      @@mister2628 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Betray my countrymen? Extreme leftwing ideologue worldview? wtf are you even talking about? I find it laughable how showing empathy and compassion for humans fleeing war and persecution is considered 'extreme leftwing blah blah'. It's easy to sit on your pedestal when you're not living in fear that a drone will be dropped on your head or you'll be shot by a militant. As for living with the 'shitty consequences' of my 'worldview', we are seeing a significant increase in the racist, fearmongering, propaganda being vomited from right wing, nationalist governments and groups all over the world so I would pose that the anti-immigrant, nationalistic 'worldview' is doing far more harm than what them damn bleeding heart, liberal socialists are spouting. My grandfathers both fought in WWII, one was captured and sent to a death camp. If it wasn't for the commies, he'd be dead. My father was able to escape to Canada during the communist reign in Poland, if Canada had the same nationalistic, anti-immigrant policy as Poland has now, he would have been killed. I, for one, am fucking grateful Canada accepted him. As a side note, Canada has accepted thousands of refugee's and immigrants and yet, we haven't had any Islamic terrorist attacks so your theory is stupid.

  • @anonyarena
    @anonyarena 5 років тому +20

    I laughed so hard at the Jeopardy bit! Another brilliant "Closer Look."

  • @FlyingSepiida
    @FlyingSepiida 5 років тому +143

    Even penguins stand up straighter, and at least they accept all gendered couples.

    • @franksmith7419
      @franksmith7419 5 років тому +2

      I have to say this was the dumbest comment I've ever read. Mixed gender? Penguins? Trump is a New Yorker, never ever has a man associated with more diversity than he. Wow, gay flags on embassy's, how fat are u going to push this, its going to get tougher and tougher to get permits for your circus's.

    • @barthalen
      @barthalen 5 років тому +16

      @@franksmith7419 [Narrator voice] Frank was secretly afraid of everyone who was even slightly different from his own doughy self.

    • @justinlibby-perry1601
      @justinlibby-perry1601 5 років тому +12

      @@franksmith7419 Frank sees what he thinks is a dumb comment. Frank slowly turns toward the internet and intensely utters the words, "Hold my beer."

    • @techplayer2000
      @techplayer2000 5 років тому +2

      Justin Libby-Perry lmao

  • @wendy5116
    @wendy5116 5 років тому +10

    Pure comedy gold 😄✨🌟 where to start...he is orange from all the roasting

  • @virginiabrooks3861
    @virginiabrooks3861 5 років тому +204

    Having this man for President is like being in the freak’n Twilight Zone!!

    • @2kiona
      @2kiona 5 років тому +3

      Yep. Twilight Zone is right!!

    • @izerelynda
      @izerelynda 5 років тому +3

      This is true!

    • @robertmontano582
      @robertmontano582 5 років тому +3

      I had thought of that but its just too unbelievable, even for Twilight Zone better Sinfeld now that the people would believe.

    • @Torontogal1973
      @Torontogal1973 5 років тому +4

      Outer Limits []"There is nothing wrong with your television. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are now in control of the transmission. We control the horizontal and the vertical. We can deluge you with a thousands channels, or expand one single image to crystal clarity and beyond. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive. For the next 4years, we will control all that you see and hear."

    • @dennis2966
      @dennis2966 5 років тому +5

      @@Torontogal1973 You're right, it's TOO bizarre to be The Twilight Zone. Trump certainly exists at the Outer Limits of sanity.

  • @elineuenschwander4239
    @elineuenschwander4239 5 років тому +29

    4:00 He's like that kid who has to do a presentation for class the next day, spends five minutes reading the Wikipedia article (instead of doing any actual research), and then relies on coffee and Monster to do the rest of the job

    • @charlesmadison1384
      @charlesmadison1384 5 років тому

      Umm, Spanky Bonespurs couldn't find Wikipedia, much less actually read it.

  • @pluahs
    @pluahs 5 років тому +28

    As absurd as this all sounds It is just another day at the office of the presidency, stirring up a cocktail of utter confusion.

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee 5 років тому +30

    President of Poland: *There is no problem in democracy in Poland. Everything is excellent.*
    Trump: *tHaTs wHaT I hEaR*

    • @Sirinwara
      @Sirinwara 5 років тому

      Except there are massive problems concerning democracy in Poland, including increased government control on the judiciary system

  • @jamescress
    @jamescress 5 років тому +128

    if you are not embarrassed by this guy being president you should be!

    • @Bidensucks100
      @Bidensucks100 5 років тому +3

      If you really think biden would be any better you should have seen his speech in Iowa where he proclaimed he has the cure for cancer.

    • @powbobs
      @powbobs 5 років тому +3

      SnowWhalez
      Biden? Who cares.

    • @garrymiller3171
      @garrymiller3171 5 років тому +17

      @@Bidensucks100 even with Biden as president we wouldn't have the constant threat of having our healthcare ripped away or women's rights being trampled on. I could give you a hundred reasons why even Biden would be better. That's also ignoring Trump's attacks on our intelligence agencies, Calli g the press the enemy of the people, and having no respect for the law. Just with that bs alone any democrat would be better. Take your bs elsewhere

    • @mrupsingod
      @mrupsingod 5 років тому +7

      @Black Jack ass

    • @blue04mx53
      @blue04mx53 5 років тому +6

      @Black Jack That's true. There are many worse people in the world. But ow is that relevant here?
      The topic is, "He rambles" . And he did, and does. And yes, Biden is not a great option nor even a good option. But there has to be better options out there. Find that person and vote for them !

  • @nymphetaminedisposed
    @nymphetaminedisposed 4 роки тому +2

    That jeopardy answer though 😂😂😂

  • @williamheuber3845
    @williamheuber3845 5 років тому +5

    I laughed at the Ed McMahon joke.

    • @johngamble5270
      @johngamble5270 5 років тому +2

      So did I, but then I'm old enough to remember The Tonight Show when it was hosted by Carson.

    • @williamheuber3845
      @williamheuber3845 5 років тому

      @@johngamble5270
      Me too! 👍

  • @Lyndiloo
    @Lyndiloo 5 років тому +33

    That Ohio farmer giving me Bob Ross vibes.

  • @ragingbullalf5790
    @ragingbullalf5790 5 років тому +34

    I honestly wish he would "buy the farm"!

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 5 років тому +1

      When he said farm, he really meant golf course.
      And as president, he will probably just confiscate one, so he doesn't have to pay for it.

    • @lynnewhite2900
      @lynnewhite2900 5 років тому

      ragingbull alf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CanItAlready
    @CanItAlready 5 років тому +46

    So those people in Iowa basically cheered at the idea of trump buying the farm... 🤔 😉

    • @recplay3441
      @recplay3441 5 років тому +2

      Does he know what a farm is, really. .

    • @Deontjie
      @Deontjie 5 років тому

      No they cheered because Trump saved their business. That is why people that own businesses will always vote Trump. And people who study art and gender politics will vote against him.

    • @ladygrndr9424
      @ladygrndr9424 5 років тому +1

      @@Deontjie Farmers don't want bailouts. They want a government that looks at the issues that affect farmers, like improving irrigation, reducing flood risk, improving infrastructure (and yes, that includes the internet), and trade stability with overseas markets for our products. Trump did not save Iowan farmers--the trade war with China and the current horrible weather conditions means that soy farmers have three choices--plant fields and watch their soy beans rot in shipping containers, then get the government bailout for it being unsold; plant fields and watch as rain stunts crop growth and drowns 80% of what they planted, then get a payout from their insurance for even trying and have to pay higher premiums next year; or let their fields go fallow this year in the hopes that they can make it up in the future. Many of the farms don't have a choice--their fields HAVE to be fallow because they can't get tractors on them without getting mired in the mud, and they don't have the migrant farmer population now to try to do any of it by hand.
      Trump is destroying our small farms, and I say that as a farm kid with roots in Iowa, whose family there and here in Washington have been Democrats since Carter. And as a small business owner :)

  • @fishproductions22
    @fishproductions22 5 років тому +160

    "Watch as our deeply weird president rambles incoherently" - Seth Myers on a different video
    Applies here, too

    • @dethbob1
      @dethbob1 5 років тому +1

      addled minded liberal cant believe that we rejected their ilk and will do so again

  • @TheBraunMachine2011
    @TheBraunMachine2011 5 років тому +6

    10:00 LMAO, that Final Jeopardy bit was hilarious lol 😂😂😂

  • @frontallobotomy3481
    @frontallobotomy3481 5 років тому +10

    Hearing him talk about buying the farm was morbidly funny.

  • @samuelcookphippen
    @samuelcookphippen 5 років тому +33

    Thank you Seth, for making the news so much more palatable.
    By the way, I got the Ed McMahon joke. I watched Johnny Carson every night with my dad. I’m in my early 40’s, and likely the tail end of people who remember, “Yes, you are correct sir!”

    • @sgarcata
      @sgarcata 5 років тому +2

      oh, you make me so nostalgic... thank gawd for you tube so we can still watch Johnny.

    • @johnsellers2999
      @johnsellers2999 5 років тому

      Samuel Phippen I'm sorry to inform you this ain't news it's comedy. If you want something close to news maybe turn to fox maybe you will learn something. The left would probably be right if they watched the news for their news instead of comedians for their news. You lefties crack me up

    • @Runawaydev1l
      @Runawaydev1l 5 років тому

      @@johnsellers2999 man shut up, he just said that he seth makes it palatable, not that he actually gets all his news from the show. Why you have to make it into a left v right thing is beyond me and is fucking close-minded of you when someone is trying to compliment a show.

    • @dennis2966
      @dennis2966 5 років тому

      @@johnsellers2999 Well, you're cracked alright. Other than Shep Smith and Chris Wallace, FOX is just opinions slanted to the far right.

  • @DarkSektori
    @DarkSektori 5 років тому +20

    Trump said he isn't sure if he wants to work that hard? Wait since when has he done anything that has resemblances to actual work?

    • @moniquelafontaine4028
      @moniquelafontaine4028 5 років тому +1

      DarkSektori - Trump has done more productive things for America than all of the other (globalist owned)presidents put together. Not that any of these Soro's owned talk show shills ever tell you that. They just keep dumbing you down with this anti-Trump rubbish.

    • @a.t.oliver2440
      @a.t.oliver2440 5 років тому +2

      TROLL Alert, TROLL Report if you click on Monique here on UA-cam just the name of this person comes up but little presence so for me LaFontaine is a UA-cam video troll please don't have any comments with them seems to be here to agitate and I wonder if they get paid for post???💸💸💸😠😠😠👏👏👏

    • @arturorobles8652
      @arturorobles8652 5 років тому +1

      @@moniquelafontaine4028 So what has the orange flag-humping lard-ass perve done exactly? Ask somebody who knows, like a professor, and not a loser group of racist geeks you hang out with.

    • @lillianwright3668
      @lillianwright3668 5 років тому

      Trump started lying when he learned how to talk!

  • @annas.6536
    @annas.6536 5 років тому +85

    No problems with democracy in Poland, or Hungary. Or anywhere else. Central Europe is just fine.
    Said no sane person ever. I'm Czech, we're also struggling, though not as much as Poland or Hungary.

    • @rochester212
      @rochester212 5 років тому +3

      Hungary is a former empire founded by slavers coming from the Ural mountains, not a democracy. Ethnically they are not even europeans.... They are counted as a democracy solely for the fact that they have free vote, but Russia also votes and they are not a democracy, are they?
      Also: Fking mogioros, Transilvania=Romania!!

    • @ohyeah6729
      @ohyeah6729 5 років тому +4

      Gangs of thugs linked to the thugs running Russia have taken over governments in Eastern Europe and the USA.

    • @KingZealotTactics
      @KingZealotTactics 5 років тому

      Normie x, Russia is a democracy...

    • @ohyeah6729
      @ohyeah6729 5 років тому +2

      @@KingZealotTactics If Russia is a democracy, I'm the King of Poland.

    • @KingZealotTactics
      @KingZealotTactics 5 років тому

      Oh Yeah, if you do just a little research you'll find the answer.

  • @paulburns4835
    @paulburns4835 5 років тому +33

    That farmer and anyone of his cows can explain tariffs better than drumpf !

    • @dethbob1
      @dethbob1 5 років тому

      Poor addled minded liberal cant believe that we rejected their ilk and will do so again - get ready for 4 more years

    • @jamescress
      @jamescress 5 років тому +2

      actually Clinton received almost 3 million more popular votes then trump. Of course Trump blamed it on illegal aliens voting for Clinton. And of course there is zero evidence of that.

  • @scottyp1722
    @scottyp1722 5 років тому +5

    Listening to tRump is like listening to the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland.

  • @arielporte4149
    @arielporte4149 5 років тому +145

    Oh...sell Trump a farm in Blorf...and then ship him there FAST !

    • @crystalm4324
      @crystalm4324 5 років тому +8

      Ariel Porte - And make sure his tractor can’t ‘hook up’!

    • @tuffasgong
      @tuffasgong 5 років тому +8

      We don't want him here in the lovely State of Blorf.

    • @supermojo9672
      @supermojo9672 5 років тому +2

      Have him a cornfield in californication!

    • @ocorley9494
      @ocorley9494 5 років тому +1

      Quick, fast and in a hurry!!!

    • @ocorley9494
      @ocorley9494 5 років тому +1

      Pretty sure he will hire "illegals" to work it under minimum wage with no health care😒

  • @a.westenholz4032
    @a.westenholz4032 5 років тому +35

    I gave a thumbs up just for the Jar Jar Binks. That was hilarious! The rest was on point as well, as usual.

  • @CailisCritterCrib
    @CailisCritterCrib 5 років тому +13

    Did y'all hear about the flooding in Iowa? Farmers can't plant in soggy soil. I guess city folk don't get that.

  • @seanmackey1469
    @seanmackey1469 5 років тому +14

    A reboot of Green Acres with Donald and Milania

  • @gabelous5049
    @gabelous5049 5 років тому +17

    Let's be honest, those "American companies" sure as hell don't pay "American taxes". That is ONE part why we're in this mess in the first place (ie. the 2017-2018 "tax cuts").

    • @ehoffart529
      @ehoffart529 5 років тому

      Activision dodges US income taxes by saying it's based out of a random basement in Holland.

  •  5 років тому +8

    Best Con man ever The Art of the Deal...he sold it and America brought it we deserve this and more

  • @rhettcujo9006
    @rhettcujo9006 5 років тому +84

    I can’t believe he was actually telling the truth for once.
    Trump: medium size farm bc idk I don’t want to work that hard.
    No lie there...

  • @briattnybrittany6843
    @briattnybrittany6843 5 років тому +9

    Thanks a lot, Seth! I'm listening to you in the shower and got soap in my eyes 😂😂😂 "Tractor wheels on a golf cart" LMAOOO

  • @nazcaplain
    @nazcaplain 5 років тому +42

    STOP calling him "the president"!

    • @firemarshal17
      @firemarshal17 5 років тому +1

      David Sanborn I didn’t like Obama either but I still called him my president

    • @NakedCrook
      @NakedCrook 5 років тому

      He is the President, you idiot.
      Liberals are idiots.

    • @paulburns4835
      @paulburns4835 5 років тому +5

      How incredibly dim witted do you have to be to not know drumpf is 100% an illegitimate president ?

    • @NakedCrook
      @NakedCrook 5 років тому

      @@paulburns4835 Trump surpassed the minimum 270 electoral votes and was inaugurated. By all legal and social standards that matter, he is a duly elected President. He is 100% legit, even if your invented reality does not like it.
      WTF are you smoking? To what criteria is he illegitimate?

    • @addistewart4710
      @addistewart4710 5 років тому +2

      The best i can do is call him the *resident

  • @Lon.BedStuyforLife
    @Lon.BedStuyforLife 5 років тому +10

    Trump: "I think I'm gonna buy a farm and settle down over here [Iowa]. ... A medium-sized farm 'cause I don't know if I wanna work that hard."
    It's amazing how Trump cannot avoid insulting a group of people even when attempting to compliment them. Hello, professional farming is one of the hardest industries to manage successfully, for small and large farmers. Farmers are passionate about what they do, and "hard work" is their middle name. I'm a fellow born-and-raised New Yorker (NYC) and still can understand and appreciate that. It's incredible how he treats the farming industry so nonchalantly and obviously could not see how insulting his comment about moving to Iowa and buying a "medium-sized" farm was.
    Now I can see him buying a mid-size farm, but could he do what our farmers do? Absolutely not. The farm would tank and go bankrupt within a year just like the majority of his business ventures did because of his awful business management skills.

    • @emjay1606
      @emjay1606 5 років тому

      His supporters don't care.

    • @velikovskysghost
      @velikovskysghost 5 років тому

      + lon of joy TheRump wouldn't last 10 minutes on a farm I know I used to work on a few of them and a farmers day starts before dawn and ends well after the sun sets.

  • @PossMcLeod
    @PossMcLeod 5 років тому +174

    JAR JAR BINKS OMGLOL!!! CALLED IT SETH! haha 😂🤣😂

    • @darklightstudio
      @darklightstudio 5 років тому +3

      Meesa say, please help mees brings us a medium sized farms only, Emperor Putin! Meesa thanks you.

    • @Bidensucks100
      @Bidensucks100 5 років тому

      Trump went and made a speech about his support for ethanol production and left with a standing ovation and all you guys got is “he sounds like jar jar”
      Meanwhile your top candidate biden is in Iowa has a crowd of 60 people half were reporters and saying that he has the cure for cancer.

    • @MoonchildDog
      @MoonchildDog 5 років тому

      @@Bidensucks100 Russian troll!

    • @Bidensucks100
      @Bidensucks100 5 років тому

      MoonchildDog actually no I’m an American. What are you?
      ua-cam.com/video/0Df0xnmxLuw/v-deo.html
      To be clear according to google search results chemotherapy keeping you alive for 5 years has about the same odds as winning the lottery on a single card. That’s after 48 years of research and trillions of dollars and biden just said he’d CURE it in a maximum of 8 years.

    • @RenaldyCalixte
      @RenaldyCalixte 5 років тому

      Ironic when u consider Jar Jar allowed the Sith to control the Senate because he was an idiot.

  • @steveclapper5424
    @steveclapper5424 5 років тому +7

    I thought he sounded like Curly from the 3 stooges.

  • @mariebonner3794
    @mariebonner3794 5 років тому +207

    I'm voting blue no matter who next year. Anyone at all as got to be better than who we have now. ☹

    • @enigmaticdolphin2155
      @enigmaticdolphin2155 5 років тому +23

      I'm scrolling without my glasses and thought this said "vomiting blue" lol. Honestly, I'm not sure how the current president doesn't make everyone vomit, so it still made sense.

    • @Becky_Cal
      @Becky_Cal 5 років тому +22

      Agree 💯! As a food centrist friend of mine said, “At this point if they put a dog in front of me, I’ll vote for it! Anything to get this bozo out of office.”

    • @catherinekibugi1731
      @catherinekibugi1731 5 років тому +3

      @@Becky_Cal Everyone is so tired of America's wannabe blubbering president. ....maybe he should be drinking then we could blame his weirdness on alcohol coz this is not how a normal person behaves or talks leave alone a president of USA

    • @stlchucko
      @stlchucko 5 років тому +4

      I’m from St Louis.
      We bleed Blue
      #LGB #StanleyCup

    • @zuhairafsar2540
      @zuhairafsar2540 5 років тому +2

      bernie

  • @MourningCoffeeMusic
    @MourningCoffeeMusic 5 років тому +5

    There are a lot of dummies that still (somehow) are defending Trump's trade war. This country needs help!

  •  5 років тому +26

    1:02 He may be puffing out his chest, but his stomach is still waaaaay in front of it.

    • @HeartOfHippie
      @HeartOfHippie 5 років тому +1

      Derek McCumber it’s called dickie doo disease

    • @arnoldphipps4246
      @arnoldphipps4246 5 років тому +4

      He's got Dunlap Syndrome. That means his belly Dunlapped over his belt.

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 5 років тому +74

    Always love to see a new A Closer Look segment

  • @onecalledchuck1664
    @onecalledchuck1664 5 років тому +138

    Cadet Bone Spurs is very sensitive about how big his poll is.

    • @michelekett1064
      @michelekett1064 5 років тому +7

      I heard that it was more like a mushroom, oh, you mean the other ‘poll’.

    • @sgarcata
      @sgarcata 5 років тому +3

      Yes, apparently his dick has a lot to compensate for.

    • @davidjones2040
      @davidjones2040 5 років тому +2

      I understand that it is more of a STUMP than a pole

    • @poppop-vk5bu
      @poppop-vk5bu 5 років тому

      Pole or polls?

  • @mmoonnchildd
    @mmoonnchildd 5 років тому +4

    OMFG, the Fox News anchor's smile at 3:29! Classic.

  • @kyusshead
    @kyusshead 5 років тому +123

    I would rather listen to Jar Jar All Damn Day

    • @dragonmaster613
      @dragonmaster613 5 років тому +10

      I never thought that sentence would ever be used unironiclly and make sense.
      *claps three times*

    • @skatepark1ful
      @skatepark1ful 5 років тому +1

      Ummmm!!!!?????!!!!
      No, I’d rather hear Jarjar Trump than JjBinks. Maybe even poke a pencil in each ear!!!!! And never hear anything again,EVER!!!
      P.S. I hate Jarjar Trump as much as I HATE that poor excuse of a Star Wars movie. I wish both could be DELETED FROM RECORDED HISTORY!!
      Thanks for your funny comment!!!! I hope u think my Jarjar Trump comment is funny too!

  • @esmenouvelle9439
    @esmenouvelle9439 5 років тому +23

    Trump's going to buy the farm in Iowa? Don't tease me.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +3

      I wish someone would take him to a farm upstate.

    • @SCBJQ
      @SCBJQ 5 років тому +2

      I thought the same thing. lol

    • @ConklinMom
      @ConklinMom 5 років тому +1

      @@couragekarnga8735 God if you're listening...

  • @juanm.buentello4816
    @juanm.buentello4816 5 років тому +4

    This is one of the funniest "A Closer Look" segments. LMAO

  • @lalaboo3609
    @lalaboo3609 5 років тому +5

    I am not American but I love watching closer look roasting Trump and because of this show I learned so much about Trumps craziness. Love lots from PH