Dan, I just want to say thank you for always making me smile while I’m in the middle of a depressive episode and my anxiety is really bad. You are one of my biggest coping skills, and if it weren’t for you, I’d probably ruin my record of 2 months clean from cutting. So again, I want to thank you with all my heart.
Shadowdragon I don’t know you but even though I still will support you and I hope actually know that you can get through it because your strong by stopping yourself, stopping yourself do something is pretty hard(I know from experience) so keep on trying!
7-Second Riddles: Which door is safe? One with a killer? One with a lion who hasn’t eaten in 3 days? Or one with a massive fire? Dan: *R E A L L I F E S I T U A T I O N S* Dan again: *H E H A S B E E N T H R E A T E N E D B Y A W O R M*
Inertia is he property of matter that says that any mass will stay in its state of motion until acted upon by an external force, so any object in motion will remain in motion and any object at rest will remain at rest until an external force is applied
With the Spiderman one you could also possibly go through the quicksand door because quick sand is never that deep and usually will only go up to you waste.
12:44 Inertia means that when something tries to stop moving, there's still force acting on it, and therefore means that an object can't stop immediately
Dan: Don't you want to get out of your office. Me: Yes but it's school not an office. Dan: To visit you wife and kids. Me: Boi, how old do you think I am.
Sick or sad, scared or mad, you make me happy and glad. Since 2012 when my sister was born, I've been watching you as a daily norm. DANTDM I hope you read this, please now that we all appreciate you, thanks Dan!
nobody: everyone: "nobody: everyone: "who has been a fan of dan before 2019? V"" EDIT: i wasnt even saying to press it if you have... i was saying everyone is saying everyone is. does that make sense
"He was threatened by a worm"
(2:00)
Dantdm -2019 to a snake
haha
Oof
S-N-E-K-
Dood what happened
2:02 not 2:00
Me here in 1907
Dan: “in a fight always choose a frog”
Mammoth vs. Frog
TABS
No shut up 🤐
Tabbes?
FROGGG
*Froppy has entered the chat*
@@Inky_lulu lol my hero academia
The rock: *Gentle touch*
The pelican: *Falls to the ground screaming in pain*
Lol
Underrated comment!
Lol
**touches a piece of grass**
*dies*
Lol!
“I’m going to guess a fire”
“why did I guess a fire”
Dan: he was threaten by a ... worm
Me: it’s a snake
Dan : snake
i thought the exact thing lol
Me too
xdxdxdxdxdxdxd
"In a fight, always choose a frog"
DanTDM-2019
Stop doing this
Its not cool
Stop doing repeated jokes we understand it
Even if it is a dead and annoying joke don’t hate on people
It’s just plain out mean
dan: THAT IS NOT A BOY!
dan again: that poor boy
He was being sarcastic
LOL
Well the logic is easy you say look at the women and then you say look at the poor girl duh
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️
itz_DA_BEST_birb ever Do you kiss your mother with that rood mouth?
Dan: That is not a boy...
Also Dan: This Poor Boy!
lol
No that was the joke making fun of them because they called him a boy
@@FWG-lp3wo Haha, I wrote that comment 2 years ago when i was 10. I didn't understand it yet 😅
"and he was threatened by a......worm"
Lol copy right up
- DanTDM, 2019
zacho
hzjzj
I have one word
*snake*
@@MrKraziWertสนส ไสหน ร สราำก ันีพ แนททำืะ
Dan: all the time is spent in prison helped me
**jazz music stops**
Law & Haleigh yeah I figured that was kinda strange
I am turning Dan In
Dan: THAT IS NO BOY!
Also Dan: THIS POOR BOY!
Lol :3
Well maddddd
I know
What is life any more guys staying on yt all day oof
lolololololololololoolololoololo
When he calls the snake a worm it still gets me after 2 whole years 🤣
I guess snakes are now puny worms
Amogus
3 years
It’s called a sworm, snake-worm hybrid XD
@@pigthepig8510 Its not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPEICE✨
"I dunno what inertia means."
Me: wow something i learnt in physics class that is useful
What is it then?
cHeRmAiNe ThE BoRk sooo true
Dan, I just want to say thank you for always making me smile while I’m in the middle of a depressive episode and my anxiety is really bad. You are one of my biggest coping skills, and if it weren’t for you, I’d probably ruin my record of 2 months clean from cutting. So again, I want to thank you with all my heart.
Gacha channel LoL
KaPi and? You don't make fun of people for liking something that doesn't do harm. Unless gacha heat.
KaPi yes this person is literally depressed and you care if they make Gacha content wow really mature
Shadowdragon I don’t know you but even though I still will support you and I hope actually know that you can get through it because your strong by stopping yourself, stopping yourself do something is pretty hard(I know from experience) so keep on trying!
Ott
Vid:”He picked up the criminals trails”
Me: with his *Peter tingle!*
Sad spider sense noises
Lion will die in three years without food
@Jonathan Reed no u
Lol
Jonathan Reed dantdm May play roblox, but this isn’t a roblox vid
Dan: That isn't a boy.
Dan: (acting as snake) Hey, let's have a truce and eat this {boy} instead.
It was sarcastic for boy he was saying man
@@Bloomscaleyt 😂❤️
It was the lion who said it
Me: Awh yes another Minecraft Hardco-
Dan: ACTUALLY LET'S PLAY MORE 7 SECOND RIDDLES
ME: *CRYING HYSTERICALLY*
Gilded Groceries I am opposite
Bueno, los acertijos te hacen más inteligente. a quien le importa
7-Second Riddles: Which door is safe? One with a killer? One with a lion who hasn’t eaten in 3 days? Or one with a massive fire?
Dan: *R E A L L I F E S I T U A T I O N S*
Dan again: *H E H A S B E E N T H R E A T E N E D B Y A W O R M*
H O W D O Y O U K N O W T H A T Y O U A R E N T D A N
@@bheffley He literally says ‘real life situations’
0:42
@Rochambeau Lol😂
Years, not days.
No one:
Not a single soul:
Ellie: nOp…
GIMME THE FORMULA
@@yeehaw7286 SPONGEBOB AND I WILL DEFEND IT WITH OUR ELITE WEAPONS... SPATULAS AND FRYING PANS!!!!!!!!!!!
Inertia is when a fast object suddenly stops and the speed effects it moving slower till it stops
Inertia is he property of matter that says that any mass will stay in its state of motion until acted upon by an external force, so any object in motion will remain in motion and any object at rest will remain at rest until an external force is applied
"They asked spiderman for help"
spiderman points at spiderman*
XD
All spider mans: 21
Dan : Being threatened by a worm.
Me : (Dying in laughter) Its a snake!
Snake : *Am I a joke to you?*
I know
U copied a comment
I know
originality: am i a joke to you?
Haha i know
Dan: You guy’s absolutely loved the last one!
Comments: Yes we did, now make another!
Dan: *There is another*
DanTDM: There is another.
@@mohamadsarwar7997 I think there is another.
@@kkfam4915 did it take you 1 year to- nvm
@@mohamadsarwar7997 that is a question to be left unanswered
With the Spiderman one you could also possibly go through the quicksand door because quick sand is never that deep and usually will only go up to you waste.
I’m just waiting for those buildings to have an emergency exit 😔😔😔
XD
Haha lol
Dan: " hE wAs tHrEaTenEd bY a wOrM
Everyone: ITS A SNAKE BRO
r/wooosh
R/Woosh
R/woosh
Dan: With his web-sensory things
Me: It’s called Peter Tingle
Looooool
its called spider senses
in spider man: far from home it’s called Peter Tingle 🤣🤣
You’ve saw ‘Spider-man Far From Home’ haven’t ya’ll
Yassssss
12:44 Inertia means that when something tries to stop moving, there's still force acting on it, and therefore means that an object can't stop immediately
learned that in science
DanTDM:"My brain, I can feel it throbbing, it hurts."
Me:"That's called a headache."
Hi
That's not funny
Dan knows that already OK
True
@@suharakp8186 r/woosh
“That’s all the time I spent on prison coming in handy”
*The Escapists flashbacks*
Victor James No
@Victor James nope
That's what I saw in my mind
Yeah true
Weird things Lol س
6:40 I thought the sailor would say Let me see my family one last time and just never come back LOL
1:23 Dan: I have won, but at what cost.
"he woke up on an island with only women"
OOH A HAREM
"that wanted to kill him"
aww nevermind
You sir should not be commenting this on a children’s video
Really funny though
Yeah what is a harem sir?
@@dawg4857 uhh look up also why does everyone call me sir -u-'l
CREEPER
DOn't ask man
Dan: He was threatened by a.. Worm..
Snake: So this is my life now.
Shadow Darkness
L
O
L
Apqap sits alaalalwsosi OP GB xxxx xxv c
Shadow Darkness fututhghghghghghghghghghghg
7-second riddles: Your in a dark room with no electricity.
All the South Africans: Eskom
@@danaaltini4399 that's super cool!
wow your also south african eskom sucks boet
@@danaaltini4399 ya i just hope no eskom while sa vs japan is gonna happen
@@danaaltini4399 yes if i cant watch cuz of load shedding ima go to the closest restaurantwith a generator
That my boeta
3:55 My teacher legit has that same picture with a different art style on his wall with the message “never give up”
“Today we are answering the age old question”
Let’s talk about that
*GMM music plays loudly*
Whatdoyouthinkaboutcats? WILL... IT.... TACO!!
@Whatdoyouthinkaboutcats? I see you are a Mythical Beast as well, love Good Mythical Morning
*Rhett and link has entered the chat* I love good mythical morning
@Courtney Miller stop scamming
Will it ice cream sandwich?
Anyone remember “We are never going to the nether.”? he made it 7 years ago
Yea
I was going to put that in the comments
Yea he lied and he doesn't even know
yes thanks for also remembering that song! we must stay loyal to the TDM team :D
Heidi Is a Noodl yes
Dan when something dies: yes let’s go
Dan in 1 minute: oh I feel guilty now
Dan: And while he tried to escape, he was threatened by a.... .... worm?
Me: Dan, that is a snake -_-
Dan trying to explain inertia
Me leaning about that is school
Dan: it has something to do with water
Me:hahahah that’s so wrong
Aba Bumgardner to explain inertia my science teacher sat on the ground and started using toy cars lol
Hahaha my teacher don’t teach me anything
In real life, the snake would have just bitten his arm straight off and would definitely it wouldn't kill the lion.
6:48 I learned in History that you should say “Those clouds are a sign of divine anger!!!”
“He has a disiease?” THE RIDDLE SAYS ITS A WISH
inertia is the coninual movement after the initial force has been applied.
now in English
@@redmetric4084
aha koe?
ur right
But ...
NeRd
Shashi sharma how is he a nerd they teach it in school
Dan: Eat healthy!
Jemma: How many abs do u have at the moment
*Ellie:* wuf
batman have 9
Junior Ngalo rude 😬
lol lmafo
@@jackzegamer3219 shut up idiot
Batman have 397213
Inertia: when a body is at rest it stays at rest and when an object is moving it tries to stay moving
Or the resistance to change direction
I don't know about the rest thing thoug
Oh gosh the physics flashbacks...
3:13 that face is so cute😍
Darcie doesn't look bad aswell
0:12 “wife and kids”
**Remembers Jemma is pregnant**
@Jenna Bryant thanks for the scam.... i actually dont know its a scam or not...... but i think it is
EagleEye , bruh jemma is pregnant
@@claudette9484 people have trust issues. Not his/her fault
K
@@claudette9484sorry wrong comment 😂😂
11:16
Dan:Every morning she has breakfast at Lions Cafe
Me:They sell lions!
Nur Qai no that’s the secret ingredient
And they don’t even feed them
Dan: this is not a boy look at his beard
1 minute later
dan: how will this boy survive
He was using quotation marks which means he still didn't really think it was a boy.
@@zachwackchannel I think it’s supposed to be a joke
you're right
@@nnmuller6951 hes not
“B o y”
Logic that need to be FIXED
1. The CRIMINAL IS A KID?
2. A full beard "boy"
Clearly a tiara can make a Nuclear bomb. LoGIc
Albert Einstein: Dies 2nd time
Dan: -Doing the riddles-
Around the beginning of the video: -Naruto music intensifies-
2:04 Dan: He was threatened by a worm...
Me: Dan that’s a snake-
R/wooooosh
13:45: Dan: “They where Hiding in an enchanted house”
Me: “Made of enchanting tables!”
"Which door is safe?"
Bruh,go out the normal,howd u get in anyway?
I would open sword guy put him in the fire
Yes
bruh
thats funny
There is no normal door
Dan: Don't you want to get out of your office.
Me: Yes but it's school not an office.
Dan: To visit you wife and kids.
Me: Boi, how old do you think I am.
B3AST B0Y PLAYZ what?????
donnaasburyandDylanasbury ?
mmmmmmaybe thirteen going on fourteen
Dan: The "boy" was threatened by a worm.
The "worm": Why are we still here, just to suffer?
😂🤍
Its A Snake!
Yeah LOL
yes
That should ne a perfect meme man😸
Dan: "...he was threatened by a- worm."
Me: "Snake Dan, SNAKE."
My thoughts exactly
dan: with his web sensory powers
Me: Spidey Sense Dan!
Aunt May: No its his peter tingle
@Lisa Evans heck u, uno reverse
@Lisa Evans SCAMMM!!!!
far from home rocks
ColoringWithSomeDude you mean dan tingle
Lol
Inertia is when an object slows down before stopping. more mass, more inertia.
I know right
Gasp
Maybe he's teaching us wrong things
Im not hating thanks for the info but know I have a headache. Please the world needs less geniuses
Me: *cannot solved the riddle
DanTDM:
SOLVE THIS RIDDLE WITH EASY
lol
Can u give me ur god grammar
@@notflay1763 dude don't be rude he's a child
turts owo I’m not, I’m asking for his writing skill
@@notflay1763 i know that? i'm just telling you NOT TO BE RUDE BECAUSE HE IS A CHILD.
No One:
DanTDM: Puts Heart Throbbing When He Said His Brain Was Hurting -_-
“The door can kill u!”
-Overprotective mom 2019
“Today we’ll answer the age old question”
Me: gmm good mythical morning
@MA - 05WC - Conestoga PS (1474) I know it doesn't make any sense to you but it does to me
@MA - 05WC - Conestoga PS (1474) okay
@MA - 05WC - Conestoga PS (1474) there I improved my spelling
NOSTALGIA
Let's talk about that
The boy is a legendary warrior
Lol
The man*
@@duckk4140 still a boy
Yep
But its a man
I’ve literally watched ur video for years I used to watch u play granny and u were funny as out lol
"Today we are answering the age old question."
Was just missing a "let's talk about that." XD
Holly Wallace Lol GMM
YES holly Wallace my mom absolutely loves that show (me too) and she blasts “LET’S TALK ABOUT THAT!” Every time we watch a video
You are a donut
Dude!! YESS
Sick or sad, scared or mad, you make me happy and glad.
Since 2012 when my sister was born, I've been watching you as a daily norm.
DANTDM I hope you read this, please now that we all appreciate you, thanks Dan!
👍
2:05 *” A worm”*
Cmon dan you know better then that
This was a very helpful tip on getting full diamonds, in case you are struggling, thanks camman
Riddle: WHICH DOOR WILL YOU GO THROUGH?
Me: Aight Imma head out.
Dan:I will see which door I will go through.
Me:ohhh hell no
Dan: That's a worm
Snake: really
XD
Me what I say when I see a snake hello snake I will call you snack
True
Me:spends whole day before exam to study law of inertia
Dan to me:(during exams) inertia's a flow of water !!
What is inertia?
@@oliverm1255 * i n e r t i a i s a p r o p e r t y o f m a t t e r *
Haha yeah I learned about inertia recently
one of my fav videos
Everyone: *who has been a fan of Dan for years?!?!?!?*
Me: Wait what?!
Dan: talks about horror
Me: DO A HORROR MAP!
3:04
Boy:(Kills snake then lion)
Dan:laughs
Me:How dare you kill Aslan!
Who's Aslan?
@@reportvlogger5513 The lion from Narnia
Narnia
ya who's Aslan????????
@@izaacspidereye7170 Seriously, his the lion from Narnia: The Witch, the Wardrobe & the Lion I believe
dantdm:hold on,how is that a boy!
also dantdm:*doesnt explain why its timeboy instead of timeman
All the comments say who is a fan of Dan before 2019 or only it's will remember
Stop with this
I have seen *none*
@@halleuniverse6689 if you ever come early that's all there is
1:44
This made me laugh so much I nearly fell over😂
Dan: all my time in prison has helped me here
Me: (cough) jailbreak (cough)
no.... escapist
Dan: I’m sorry, idk what inertia means...
Me: I can relate too, buddy.
Dan: eat healthy guys, eat healthy
Me: *sits quietly while eating chips*
*c h o m p s my McDonald’s sad meal*
My mac from mc donels
Gooood
I just had an apple tho....
Hahahaha
Dan: this pig isn't in mine craft! He's an imposter! Pig: ima bout ta kill ya and sabotage!
Among us XD
ooohh, I get it
Among Us
That pig is sus
15:04
*Pig was an impostor.*
Dan literally just predicted Among us.
CoolCraftGG do you even know what “ *imposter* “ means
@@Creator_1134 do you even know how to not be stupid.
I didn't mean it the mean way
⛔
Even when he finished getting over it, he still gets me by calling the snake a worm XD
nobody:
everyone: "nobody:
everyone: "who has been a fan of dan before 2019?
V""
EDIT: i wasnt even saying to press it if you have... i was saying everyone is saying everyone is. does that make sense
@Ian Scott begone bot
and this video doesnt even have anything to do with roblox why is a scam bot here
cammiecookies I have beenb watching from the start
@@gamingcookiereal nice rhyme
Meh
@Ian Scott You're a donut
"They asked spiderman for help"
*Spiderman points at spiderman*
hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor.
@Marcus Taylor why don't you shut up
Marcus Taylor no u
Who has realised that Dan's webcam design is so majestic?
Just me? ;w;
Oniongalaxy 08 Prob about 32 Mil people
It's realized and which 10 year old names themselves ONION galaxy....
13:27 What is Spider-Man doing there?
Everyone: *wait, this isnt minecraft hardcore.*
10:28 He *protecc*
He *attacc*
Bust most importantly,
He can freeze anything in 3 *secc*
BAAL RIP protecc and attacc
Title: killer door
Me: so there’s a door with a knife?
You a donut
@@notimportantalsoidontcare9421 No he smart lol
@@jamjam5150 ok fine.
He is broccoli
No he is a potato
@@njay4399 😐😐
Oh i just got it 😂😂😂
Nice one
4:57 snakes are not poisonous, they are venomous, poison is administrated through either touching or ingesting, venom is injected through fangs
Everyone is saying who has been a fan of dan before 2019 also me: CuStOm MoD aDvEnTuRe?
i love those
Me too
Me I Wochd him on 2019
@@isabellaross8924 you join in 2020
And the Christmas specials.
12:44
the jeopardy theme song in the background tho 😂
Yep
The lion would be dead if it haven’t eaten in 3 years. That took me one second to solve.
I know XD
Dan’s videos have such an impact on my life, thank you for making them.😊