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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2014
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  • @proudender880
    @proudender880 4 роки тому +8290

    "The slap is a standard procedure"
    "It can handle a little rough housing"
    Are we still talking about the gun or...

  • @tagus100
    @tagus100 10 років тому +8569

    I like how he includes the colours of the country's flags in the thumbnails.

    • @Gewehr_3
      @Gewehr_3 10 років тому +53

      *Colors

    • @MrTacticalinuit
      @MrTacticalinuit 10 років тому +719

      XavierJ61 It's spelled like that in the UK, and most european countries use UK english. It's the proper french derivitive spelling.

    • @Typhlosion432
      @Typhlosion432 10 років тому +207

      XavierJ61 No it is Colours :P

    • @Gewehr_3
      @Gewehr_3 10 років тому +70

      There are more Americans that speak English than Europeans that speak English though. The word color came from latin (orginally colorem), but for some reason the English stuck -our on the back of it for no reason at all.

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 10 років тому +94

      Xavier, no soup for you.

  • @Heisenbran
    @Heisenbran 4 роки тому +3876

    guns: if you smack the bolt it could jam.
    MP5: spank me harder

    • @ichmich9324
      @ichmich9324 4 роки тому +288

      *daddy

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 4 роки тому +283

      I find it funny too how H&K even recommends you to slap it.

    • @14dcook
      @14dcook 4 роки тому +79

      Oooh, harder daddy!

    • @XyzzTooCold
      @XyzzTooCold 4 роки тому +35

      Joshua thats what she said( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @tapa1928
      @tapa1928 4 роки тому +22

      Nah that what the spider gangster said

  • @mangckyatmamon
    @mangckyatmamon 4 роки тому +4136

    me: *slaps gun*
    mp5: ˑˑᵘᶰʰʰ ʰᵃʳᵈᵉʳ
    me: wut?
    mp5: wut?

    • @juli0619
      @juli0619 3 роки тому +107

      Bruh

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 3 роки тому +227

      "smack harder daddy opewwator"

    • @jackmio
      @jackmio 3 роки тому +310

      SUBmachine gun

    • @TheDubbingLtdOrNotSamin
      @TheDubbingLtdOrNotSamin 3 роки тому +69

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 3 роки тому +110

      If I had a gun that got off to rough treatment I'd need a lot more gun cleaning stuff

  • @abdullahtshabal9522
    @abdullahtshabal9522 8 років тому +2224

    "when it comes to tackling a terrorist threat" - "terrorists win"

    • @MegaKosan
      @MegaKosan 8 років тому +20

      +Abdullah Tshabal >>Plays as T

    • @stoo8441
      @stoo8441 8 років тому +131

      +Abdullah Tshabal It's "counter-terrorists win"...

    • @MGlBlaze
      @MGlBlaze 8 років тому +41

      +XRL StuartB949 Not the one half-way through the video, it's not. The little Counter Strike snippet at the *end* has it used on the CT side, but earlier footage shows it used by the Terrorist side instead.

    • @skyhook6540
      @skyhook6540 8 років тому +1

      Kek

    • @maskedvlogs9628
      @maskedvlogs9628 7 років тому +18

      Abdullah Tshabal
      RUSH B KEK-9 NO STOP

  • @AllisonDeereVR
    @AllisonDeereVR 5 років тому +8140

    “If you wanted the best, you’d pick German.”
    *SAS uses mp5*
    SAS chose right.

    • @CoyoteRecon
      @CoyoteRecon 4 роки тому +73

      zoe has nothing to do with the manufacturer

    • @guardian2-735
      @guardian2-735 4 роки тому +297

      The SAS chose right.

    • @iiluson9307
      @iiluson9307 4 роки тому +35

      zoe gign as well

    • @latewizard301
      @latewizard301 4 роки тому +48

      well all the SAS weapons are german as far as i know, so are most european and commonwealth weapons.

    • @laracroft938
      @laracroft938 4 роки тому +66

      Tbh SAS uses everything. American, German, Italian, swiss

  • @jondoh6477
    @jondoh6477 5 років тому +2022

    "Is that an MP5?! It is! Now I can solve up to 500 rounds per minute!" - Freeman's Mind

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn 4 роки тому +29

      Freeman's mind is a great show!

    • @n0kt0h45
      @n0kt0h45 4 роки тому +93

      Not to be rude, but it's actually "800 problems per minute".

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 4 роки тому +38

      @@n0kt0h45 Ironically enough neither the MP5 in HL1 or Black Mesa reaches 800 rpm, only the PDW in HL2 comes close

    • @randomcatdude
      @randomcatdude 3 роки тому +4

      @Senior_researcher_egg -Level _4_clearance- Pretty sure they're talking about the SMG.

    • @popcornegg4405
      @popcornegg4405 3 роки тому +3

      @Senior_researcher_egg -Level _4_clearance- no way they’re talking about that, that gun’s fire rate is surpassed by the smgs in black mess and hl1

  • @dpinoy5642
    @dpinoy5642 5 років тому +1334

    7:01 "A legendary submachine gun that earned it's reputation through a baptism by fire" I don't think anyone else can say it any cooler

    • @Minimize501
      @Minimize501 4 роки тому +90

      I swear he describes every weapon like you you could obliterate God himself with it.

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 3 роки тому +17

      @Nicholas Garcia that's surprisingly accurate for the double barrel shotgun episode.

    • @dexsterkevin80
      @dexsterkevin80 3 роки тому +5

      wait until epic history tv says it

    • @IronHawk5
      @IronHawk5 3 роки тому +1

      It any cooler

    • @dpinoy5642
      @dpinoy5642 3 роки тому +1

      @@IronHawk5 i'm going to scream

  • @Zero_Shift
    @Zero_Shift 9 років тому +6253

    Props to you actually pronouncing Koch right.

    • @ccrp20
      @ccrp20 9 років тому +34

      omg is it that season ITS MP5 SEASON!!!

    • @Zero_Shift
      @Zero_Shift 9 років тому +94

      Cameron Patenaude ..what

    • @maki49574
      @maki49574 9 років тому +3

      ***** Open season on MP5...

    • @N4rg0n
      @N4rg0n 9 років тому +18

      I think he did it wrong in a previous video, but it's really nice that he got it this time.

    • @ToastLyn
      @ToastLyn 8 років тому +64

      +ViS Drecksackblase Yeah when I saw an old video about MW2 or something, I heard him say Heckler and Cock xD

  • @shoreline152
    @shoreline152 7 років тому +1801

    I have never seen a MP5 with a grenade launcher, until this day

  • @jrapcdaikari
    @jrapcdaikari 3 роки тому +417

    Stu: "This is the gun for the good guys!"
    HECU Marines: -laughs in war crime

    • @hectornavarro931
      @hectornavarro931 2 роки тому +13

      Those scientist lost there free life ticket

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 2 роки тому +18

      they where just following orders, they'd willingly kill monsters cause hell yea that's awesome, but it was only *half* of what they had to do.

    • @OEpistimon
      @OEpistimon 2 роки тому +4

      *I've killed 12 dumbass scientists today, and none of them has fought back... this sucks!*

    • @henryolson7061
      @henryolson7061 2 роки тому +15

      @@TheEmeraldSword04 killing people cause you were told too is still bad lmao

    • @seawarshark6674
      @seawarshark6674 2 роки тому +4

      @@OEpistimon *(Gordon throws bomb on their back while in the vent)*

  • @kirasnowmew2484
    @kirasnowmew2484 4 роки тому +909

    I remember when my dad, who used to be on the SWAT team with the Sheriff's department, brought one of these home because they had just got it and wanted him to test it out...This weapon is beautiful. Absolutely beautiful...and it has NO recoil at all...30 rounds in less than 13 seconds.

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 3 роки тому +18

      So did he need to pay tax for it due to its a full auto submachine gun?

    • @popcornegg4405
      @popcornegg4405 3 роки тому +19

      @Senior_researcher_egg -Level _4_clearance- video games don’t need to portray guns accurately

    • @popcornegg4405
      @popcornegg4405 3 роки тому +5

      @Senior_researcher_egg -Level _4_clearance- ah, the wording of that deceived me.

    • @yocapo32
      @yocapo32 3 роки тому +22

      @@justsomeplantcells-
      If it was listed as a loan from the police department, it shouldn't be an issue.

    • @julius00
      @julius00 3 роки тому +2

      @@popcornegg4405 they do tho imagine getting shot by an .50 bmg and still being alivw

  • @tyrtex5108
    @tyrtex5108 7 років тому +2971

    "You know what this is made of? GERMAN STEEL!"

    • @Keplah242
      @Keplah242 7 років тому +15

      reinhardt quote?

    • @dudeguypersonman1217
      @dudeguypersonman1217 7 років тому +134

      you know the germans make the good stuff!

    • @delta4phoenix4
      @delta4phoenix4 7 років тому +43

      Khirsanth Thuecks #DeutscheQualität

    • @charlesdark2861
      @charlesdark2861 7 років тому +20

      *Insert picture of AK-47 here* "You know what this is made of? Some reliable and very Russian steel.

    • @double124
      @double124 7 років тому +8

      Khirsanth Thuecks It's called KRUPPSTAHL

  • @edible_lemon
    @edible_lemon 8 років тому +520

    *gets 20 seconds time in the kill house*
    CPT Price - "good,not great..but better"
    WTF MAN xD

    • @doyun21
      @doyun21 8 років тому

      lol xD

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 8 років тому +35

      +Ace. the IW team time was 15.1 seconds. hence the comment.

    • @edible_lemon
      @edible_lemon 8 років тому +12

      20 seconds is still decent tho

    • @matiasaguayo3175
      @matiasaguayo3175 8 років тому +30

      +Ace. Cap. Price never really praise you in the tutorial, always telling you that he's seen better.

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 5 років тому +45

      A guy did it in like 7 seconds and Price remarked "It's not hard to improve on garbage"

  • @overlord83n10
    @overlord83n10 4 роки тому +2296

    This dude literally sounds like Captain Price
    Edit : I'm not talking about reboot Price. I'm talking about the original Price. Reboot Price has a more growly voice while Original Price has a cleaner voice

    • @PlasmaStrider
      @PlasmaStrider 4 роки тому +26

      OverLorD 83N I know right

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 4 роки тому +159

      Captain Price retired and decide to become a UA-camr.

    • @krispinwah2784
      @krispinwah2784 4 роки тому +50

      A younger Price maybe lmao

    • @miso2923
      @miso2923 4 роки тому +49

      You havent played enough cod if you think this is price

    • @96_stars22
      @96_stars22 4 роки тому +62

      More like the dude who says pegi18

  • @riflemandod1975
    @riflemandod1975 3 роки тому +91

    An MP3 plays audio, an MP4 plays video, an MP5 plays bullets.

    • @EXPLORER-hq1us
      @EXPLORER-hq1us Рік тому +3

      🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

    • @wr3nche5
      @wr3nche5 7 місяців тому +3

      why have i never thought of this before

  • @ForestKicks
    @ForestKicks 5 років тому +531

    @ 5:09 - "It might seem reckless to smack your weapon"
    Not really; I smack my weapon every day

    • @jackpadz6079
      @jackpadz6079 4 роки тому +21

      "OHHHHHHHHH"
      - Mordecai, *REGULAR SHOW*

    • @blurglehus7348
      @blurglehus7348 4 роки тому +37

      And my *_wife and kids_*

    • @ohwell6422
      @ohwell6422 4 роки тому +27

      @@blurglehus7348 hol up

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 4 роки тому +9

      Alex Royall
      Marines:&laughs in bayonet training*

    • @antlantis1234
      @antlantis1234 4 роки тому +11

      You can't smack kolibri, that's impossible

  • @rhysmccartney2076
    @rhysmccartney2076 7 років тому +3304

    Lawful Good- MP5
    Chaotic Good- M60
    Lawful Neutral- Beretta 92
    Chaotic Neutral- Uzi
    Lawful Evil- Thompson SMG*
    Chaotic Evil- AK47
    *I know the Thompson was adopted by the US Military in WWII and used by the heroes of many war films, but it fitted the bill of Lawful Evil better than anything else, and the gangster association is still much stronger than the military one.

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 7 років тому +192

      It was used by the mafia in the 20's before ww2 happened. So you are correct in that.

    • @DocWolph
      @DocWolph 7 років тому +41

      Nice. I need this for a role playing game.

    • @ZeroStriker426
      @ZeroStriker426 7 років тому +10

      dafuq, are we going the SMT route now? XD

    • @dinodino7514
      @dinodino7514 7 років тому +22

      I don't believe anyone was arguing that the Thompsons a lawful evil afterall it got its use by gangs and soldiers .

    • @dinodino7514
      @dinodino7514 7 років тому +15

      Also what about true neutral? or true good or even true evil?

  • @joekingham5582
    @joekingham5582 3 роки тому +95

    Absolutely No One:
    The German salesmen: This bad boy can slap so many slaps into it

    • @m4rionettealastor702
      @m4rionettealastor702 2 роки тому +5

      German salesman: *slaps MP5* this bad boy can dish out 9x19mm rounds at 500 per minute and can deal with slapping or

    • @randominternetguy88
      @randominternetguy88 2 роки тому

      *girl you mean.

  • @Fruzhin5483
    @Fruzhin5483 2 роки тому +102

    Every other gun: Don't be rough with it, it could jan
    The MP5: "Just beat the devil out if it :)"

  • @jeremiahjohnson4243
    @jeremiahjohnson4243 3 роки тому +330

    F for alex Seidel, the one guy from HK who didn’t get his name in the company name like the other two :C

  • @Replicant-ru3bw
    @Replicant-ru3bw 4 роки тому +1791

    "When it comes to tackling a tarrorist threat there's nothing better for the task"
    *Tarrorists win*
    4:48

  • @a.nonnymouse7655
    @a.nonnymouse7655 4 роки тому +806

    6:54
    *Throws out magazine*
    *Shoots 9 rounds into an enemy*

    • @weggygaygay9940
      @weggygaygay9940 4 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @vendybirdsvadl7472
      @vendybirdsvadl7472 4 роки тому +42

      the gun turned from bullet gun to air gun

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 4 роки тому +31

      They must've all been in the chamber already...

    • @infamousfalcon588
      @infamousfalcon588 4 роки тому +3

      @@planescaped You know nothing about this gun.

    • @kloudd9ine_
      @kloudd9ine_ 4 роки тому +10

      @@planescaped it's a feature called spring cancels reload

  • @Joseph-yh8gn
    @Joseph-yh8gn 5 років тому +82

    "Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho."
    - John McClane

  • @Malakith
    @Malakith 9 років тому +3260

    "So how did it earn it's heroic staus?"
    By being German.

    • @Millermacs
      @Millermacs 9 років тому +99

      *Being an amazing firearm

    • @Malakith
      @Malakith 9 років тому +208

      Of course it is, it's German!

    • @willgetcarriedfornudes1417
      @willgetcarriedfornudes1417 9 років тому +150

      Germany was really heroic in WWI and II! :B.

    • @Zanthulu
      @Zanthulu 9 років тому +97

      Enomoto Takane Not heroic, but they did boast the most advanced weaponry by far.

    • @willgetcarriedfornudes1417
      @willgetcarriedfornudes1417 9 років тому +49

      Deprived Harbinger I agree, the MP44/STG-44/etc. were really ahead of their time. The Gewher 41(apologies for spelling) was also neat, if albeit not that practical.

  • @TomLehockySVK
    @TomLehockySVK 8 років тому +2217

    German engineering at it´s finest

    • @sacredprovenance
      @sacredprovenance 8 років тому +42

      Always been at its finest

    • @tommyscaletta
      @tommyscaletta 8 років тому +76

      MP5, G36, HK416, G82, MG5....All wedelnd weapons. All Made in Germany.

    • @tommyscaletta
      @tommyscaletta 8 років тому +1

      +Eating Flashbang Awesome weapons*....Fuck Cell phones...

    • @tommyscaletta
      @tommyscaletta 8 років тому +31

      I knew that would come...it is a great weapon without a real accuracy problem. Of course, when you shoot 4 mags non stop full auto, it will get inaccurate, however, no other gun doesnt do that. And most of the german soldiers that shot a G36 would never use anything else again.

    • @javierba8826
      @javierba8826 8 років тому +1

      And don't forget the Spanish part. CETME.

  • @treemannick2969
    @treemannick2969 3 роки тому +56

    Anything can sound deadly just with Ahoy's voice
    Example: "Small, lightweight, sharp, and agile. Perfect for doing all sorts of tasks. The Butter Knife"

  • @birubu
    @birubu 3 роки тому +54

    “It’s a flagship weapon of the Rainbow Six series”
    Doc at a window in the last 5 seconds of prep phase: *OUI*

  • @satomako5405
    @satomako5405 9 років тому +567

    4:47
    "When it comes to tackling a terrorist threat, there's nothing better for the task."
    (In the background) Terrorists win.
    wat?

    • @thexprtgamer5946
      @thexprtgamer5946 5 років тому +7

      Sato Mako
      Lmao I’m fucken ded

    • @marcuswaterson
      @marcuswaterson 5 років тому +2

      @Charlie Nah, that's at the end of the vid. The part that Sato is referring to is different.

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 5 років тому +4

      It's to set up the CT victory at the end of the video.

    • @dpinoy5642
      @dpinoy5642 5 років тому

      lol

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 років тому

      exactly what i was about to comment.

  • @user00061
    @user00061 9 років тому +1026

    Its a shame that MP5 is not in CSGO, it was so good in 1.6.

    • @user00061
      @user00061 9 років тому +1

      ***** It does without MP5.

    • @skhtrm
      @skhtrm 8 років тому +1

      +Fighter_jet210 Gaming It does not lmao

    • @skhtrm
      @skhtrm 8 років тому

      ***** Yeah that's true. I really want the Howl but it's $400 lol.

    • @skhtrm
      @skhtrm 8 років тому

      ***** Haha I already have a PS4. Imagine I sell it for the Howl lmao

    • @jord19100
      @jord19100 8 років тому +1

      Yeah they should put it back, I even think they'll do it

  • @stggames173
    @stggames173 4 роки тому +131

    "Iconic arms will return" This was uploaded 5 years ago.

    • @LThanhHao232
      @LThanhHao232 4 роки тому

      And he will, the next gun gonna be glock

    • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
      @TheFacelessStoryMaker 4 роки тому +12

      Well tbf the newest one the MP40 was only 7 months ago and considering his newest upload on the first video game it makes sense why it's delayed

    • @stggames173
      @stggames173 4 роки тому +5

      And I know that there are multiple seasons I forgot here please don't kill me.

    • @getouttahere.4649
      @getouttahere.4649 4 роки тому

      K

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 4 роки тому +1

      Need more

  • @lamar5927
    @lamar5927 5 років тому +1446

    Me: Pulls out MP4
    Emo kid: *PULLS OUT MP5*

  • @700gsteak
    @700gsteak 7 років тому +528

    3:56 rainbow 6 vegas looks pretty good for a 2006 game.

    • @ThatGuy-a48
      @ThatGuy-a48 7 років тому +35

      Its such a fucking hard game thou but yeah i like the game and it looks good.

    • @armafreak9616
      @armafreak9616 7 років тому +11

      no its not? ^^

    • @Spherehead123
      @Spherehead123 7 років тому +2

      Thats not how realism works

    • @drearyplane8259
      @drearyplane8259 7 років тому +8

      It looks beautiful in fact for 2006.

    • @MarisaFan411
      @MarisaFan411 7 років тому +6

      bruh it was only 11 years ago lol

  • @UnclePutte
    @UnclePutte 7 років тому +845

    H&K weapons are easy to portray as "good guy" weapons because the company doesn't sell them to just anyone. Less open market customers means less indiscreet use and less PR disasters. The polar opposite would probably be the TEC-9. Even Law & Order hated on that thing.

    • @sadbadmac
      @sadbadmac 7 років тому +26

      PR Disasters - your second name must be Himmler because you did a real good job turning "mass murders" into a harmless word!

    • @UnclePutte
      @UnclePutte 7 років тому +100

      What? Mass murders aren't committed by Heckler & Koch or their weapons, nor are they committed by me. They're committed by the free and great American general public and their inability to carry the responsibilities that come with the freedom to own and carry firearms. Overgrown tantruming infants just like you.

    • @sadbadmac
      @sadbadmac 7 років тому +23

      I'm neither american nor irresponsible. I didn't say that H&K commit mass murders, I don't even know where you got that from... If I really have to explain this one fucking sentence to you then here we go: You literally turned the word mass murders into PR Disasters. Thats it. There is no deep meaning to that. You just made the word mass murders more harmless.
      Seriously, what the fuck are you talking about? I haven't said either of those things you mentioned nor have I proven that I'm a "Overgrown tantruming infant". You imply way too much out of my single sentence...

    • @UnclePutte
      @UnclePutte 7 років тому +95

      I refuse to further argue with a neglected special needs person.

    • @TheDavidLiou
      @TheDavidLiou 7 років тому +15

      You used the word "Himmler" though.

  • @RobGcraft
    @RobGcraft 4 роки тому +1007

    Guns: “if you slap the bolt, I might jam. Be careful”
    MP5: “Spank me hawdww daddy opewatow UwU”

    • @burgernthemomrailer
      @burgernthemomrailer 4 роки тому +168

      “Kyaaah~~!! Slap me harder, Operator-kun~!!”

    • @ferdinandjoyes1632
      @ferdinandjoyes1632 4 роки тому +100

      Everytime I watch Ahoy talking about guns
      there is always a lewd comment about it.
      Do you guys have a gun fetish or something?

    • @RobGcraft
      @RobGcraft 4 роки тому +44

      @@ferdinandjoyes1632 maybe?

    • @s0futur3_38
      @s0futur3_38 4 роки тому +10

      Why just why did you say that?

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 4 роки тому +8

      STOP

  • @ocean_booi
    @ocean_booi 4 роки тому +39

    Admin Heckler & theodor Koch: **names the company after themselves**
    Alex Sediel: *am I a joke to you?*

  • @gunfumaster1024
    @gunfumaster1024 10 років тому +239

    Never play CounterStrike on a plane.
    "Bomb planted."
    "Terrorists win."

    • @Darkendlink
      @Darkendlink 10 років тому

      LOL

    • @adam2uber
      @adam2uber 9 років тому +8

      Had one of those moments at the airport once. I moved immediately and plugged in my headphones the second time around.

    • @somalianbutt-pirate5729
      @somalianbutt-pirate5729 9 років тому +4

      You got that from a picture -_-

    • @digbiggbyflackbock7472
      @digbiggbyflackbock7472 7 років тому +1

      GunFuMaster headphones?

  • @airellevan9684
    @airellevan9684 6 років тому +78

    4:48
    "When it comes to tackling a terrorist threat."
    *Kills a Counter-Terrorist with MP5.

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel 4 роки тому +337

    Ahoy: It's an anti-terrorist gun
    Me, who saw it first on the hands of the bad guys on Die Hard and the second time used by Gordon Freeman to murder US Marines: are you sure about dat

    • @nick5515w
      @nick5515w 4 роки тому +54

      For your information Gordon Freeman did it to defend him self FROM the US Marines. So you've already lost that evidence.

    • @pyjamadan9848
      @pyjamadan9848 4 роки тому +16

      @Nostalgia Animations and to back up your point, he also used it to stop aliens from destroying earth

    • @mowetti2968
      @mowetti2968 4 роки тому +4

      And on the flag of the terroristic "rote Armee Fraktion "

    • @spacetrainbaby3737
      @spacetrainbaby3737 3 роки тому +6

      But the hecu marines are baaad guuuys

    • @gregkollaeg2365
      @gregkollaeg2365 3 роки тому +4

      Not everything is a movie. The MP-5 is used all over the word by police forces and anti terror units.

  • @popcornegg4405
    @popcornegg4405 3 роки тому +59

    Other guns: striking the weapon could cause parts to break
    H&K: 🎶Just beat it🎶

  • @animedude667
    @animedude667 7 років тому +283

    the Black Ops MP5 full release has the best slap animation imo

  • @theonlytrueorange4716
    @theonlytrueorange4716 6 років тому +360

    Heckler
    Heck ler
    Heck
    BANNED

    • @ivanrivera3293
      @ivanrivera3293 6 років тому +35

      *T H I S I S A C H R I S T I A N S E R V E R*

    • @VeraVemaVena
      @VeraVemaVena 5 років тому +33

      Koch
      Kock
      Cock
      *T E R M I N A T E D*

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 років тому +22

      *Mind your language!*
      This is a Christian server, you fucking mongoloids.

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 4 роки тому +8

      You fucking antichrists!

  • @sankyu3950
    @sankyu3950 5 років тому +191

    *mp-5 exist*
    P90:"allow me to introduce myself"
    HK:"allow me to introduce my veto to yourself"

    • @dotcomgamingd5564
      @dotcomgamingd5564 4 роки тому +1

      @CIA BETA Wing i'll always take the mp7

    • @dotcomgamingd5564
      @dotcomgamingd5564 4 роки тому

      @CIA BETA Wing because german science is the best science

    • @Agua-hd4jh
      @Agua-hd4jh 4 роки тому +1

      Because Germans were salty

    • @fattytan1377
      @fattytan1377 4 роки тому +2

      @B real m16 exists, America exists, and m14.
      Lmao it happens all the time not just Germany

    • @dotcomgamingd5564
      @dotcomgamingd5564 3 роки тому

      @@wunderpuma4453 it was a joke
      also isnt the p90 german lol

  • @M4l3kdaFreak
    @M4l3kdaFreak 4 роки тому +244

    German engineering is truly the best

    • @lindsay8320
      @lindsay8320 3 роки тому +9

      Yes yes you can spank the gun

    • @dorkmax7073
      @dorkmax7073 3 роки тому +23

      Meanwhile, somewhere in Russia, 1944
      German tank driver: Scheisse... Hans! Ze transmission broke again!

    • @pilotomarcos610
      @pilotomarcos610 3 роки тому +24

      BRAKA MONOGA
      GERMAN SCIENCE IS BEST IN THE WORLD

    • @redacted9912
      @redacted9912 3 роки тому +5

      @@dorkmax7073 he never said anything about it being the most reliable engineering though

    • @christopherjohnson2354
      @christopherjohnson2354 3 роки тому

      German engineering can also be slapped.

  • @ShinobuSakurazaka
    @ShinobuSakurazaka 10 років тому +86

    If you want to stay alive, reach for your MP5.

    • @Rashaun-Ali
      @Rashaun-Ali 10 років тому +1

      BLAKE

    • @1fh
      @1fh 10 років тому +1

      Don't you have Gambol Shroud to protect yourself?

    • @ShinobuSakurazaka
      @ShinobuSakurazaka 10 років тому +1

      Meowantor Any warrior worth their salt always carries a back-up weapon, mine is the MP5K. It's lacks the finesse of my primary but it makes up for it in output and ease of use.

    • @1fh
      @1fh 10 років тому

      ***** I guess...

    • @willgetcarriedfornudes1417
      @willgetcarriedfornudes1417 9 років тому

      for your AR-15*

  • @datamanmachine
    @datamanmachine 8 років тому +279

    Heckler und Koch! you pronounced it right! thumps up

    • @Walsh2571
      @Walsh2571 6 років тому +3

      it's pronounced heckler and coke in english speaking countries - according to H&K marketing anyway

    • @YaBoiFetz
      @YaBoiFetz 6 років тому +3

      Then the marketing is bullshit

    • @WrongKeycard
      @WrongKeycard 6 років тому

      You're face is bullshit!

    • @aragenx3470
      @aragenx3470 6 років тому +1

      Walsh2571 I pronounce it heckler and kosh

    • @sheepherd2210
      @sheepherd2210 5 років тому

      @@aragenx3470 i go like "heckler and ____ *clears throat*" because i dont know how to pronounce it

  • @fancyducknews1494
    @fancyducknews1494 5 років тому +42

    "This is a gun for the good guys." *_Hans Gruber would like to have a word with you_*

    • @sickovicko4829
      @sickovicko4829 4 роки тому +1

      [Hans Gruber unadds supressor from his gun]

    • @naseemqureshi3367
      @naseemqureshi3367 3 роки тому

      Oo so like does that make the pakistani army the good guys.

    • @fancyducknews1494
      @fancyducknews1494 3 роки тому

      No? What? Hans Gruber is the antagonist from Die Hard, and he is obviously not a good guy, yet he uses the MP5.

    • @naseemqureshi3367
      @naseemqureshi3367 3 роки тому

      @@fancyducknews1494 oh i was just referring to how MP5 is the standard SMG for the Pakistani army lol

    • @fancyducknews1494
      @fancyducknews1494 3 роки тому

      @@naseemqureshi3367 Oh ok, I did not know that!

  • @jeske100
    @jeske100 2 роки тому +10

    0:41: Extra points for pronouncing "Koch" correctly. Respect, brother!

    • @TheAphelionsWrath
      @TheAphelionsWrath 2 роки тому +1

      That's how you pronounce it?

    • @jeske100
      @jeske100 2 роки тому

      @@TheAphelionsWrath Correct. In German the "ch" sound is a bit like clearing your throat. ;)

    • @TheAphelionsWrath
      @TheAphelionsWrath 2 роки тому

      @@jeske100 gotcha

    • @VanessaMagick
      @VanessaMagick 2 роки тому

      @@TheAphelionsWrath The official pronounciation for English speakers is "Heckler and Coke" although that's only to avoid it sounding like 'cock'. If you can make that kɔx sound, its the most accurate way to do it.

  • @liamdoyle5363
    @liamdoyle5363 8 років тому +460

    Thank you for pronouncing Heckler and Koch correctly, and not like how you'd say "coke"

    • @M4skedBoi
      @M4skedBoi 8 років тому +4

      co-h

    • @davidolmstead9535
      @davidolmstead9535 8 років тому +18

      pretty sure even on their website it says it's pronounced "coke"

    • @M4skedBoi
      @M4skedBoi 8 років тому +1

      David Olmstead yup

    • @ottifant64
      @ottifant64 8 років тому +17

      +David Olmstead Probably because most English speakers can't pronounce it correctly.

    • @z-trip5457
      @z-trip5457 8 років тому +14

      +David Olmstead Doesnt matter, he prounounced in perfect German.

  • @CMY187
    @CMY187 9 років тому +108

    My god, what a masterpiece of firearms manufacturing. And the Germans weren't even really trying to make one, just a smaller version of the G3. The MP5 was the result of them not even putting in 100%. Germany truly are the master engineers of the world.
    Ahoy, I would like to request a video on another iconic German firearm; the MG42/MG3.

  • @xIkkito
    @xIkkito 3 роки тому +5

    that moment a non german speaking person is saying "koch" the right way.....PERFECTION!

  • @the3rdid485
    @the3rdid485 5 років тому +37

    4:48 "When it comes to tackling a terrorist threat, there is nothing better for the task."
    *Terrorists win*

  • @parapotato
    @parapotato 8 років тому +175

    I've always thought if you had to be dropped into a shooter game, and you can't know what game it is, but you have to pick a gun. The MP5 is pretty much the safest bet.

    • @elek101
      @elek101 7 років тому +4

      Will Mills What id its Sniper Elite?

    • @elek101
      @elek101 7 років тому +19

      Dude, you didnt get the point. He was saying a random shooter game, and you can pick a gun. It doesnt natter if it was in the game or not

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 6 років тому +3

      As long as you know how to take the safety off 😉

    • @theaether3124
      @theaether3124 6 років тому +1

      I'd take the l85a1 ;)

    • @tryhrd2002
      @tryhrd2002 6 років тому +4

      Will Mills FAL all the way

  • @BigDaddy-je2nq
    @BigDaddy-je2nq 4 роки тому +53

    Good guys: *MP5 and M16*
    Bad guys: *UZI and AK47*

    • @freshfrozen3035
      @freshfrozen3035 4 роки тому +1

      That's like the most childish thing iv ever seen

    • @freshfrozen3035
      @freshfrozen3035 4 роки тому

      The Uzi and ak are much much better than the m16a1-4 and the mp5

    • @m6dspartan903
      @m6dspartan903 4 роки тому

      @@freshfrozen3035 it really depends but generally an ak is more fail safe weapon that just works. So your right

    • @shirogevnheaven2001
      @shirogevnheaven2001 4 роки тому +5

      @@freshfrozen3035 atleast for ak47 yeah... Even children can use it, in some part of the world they do.

    • @felonytaxevasion2773
      @felonytaxevasion2773 4 роки тому +5

      The MP5 is one of the best sub-guns ever built, while the uzi is an average machine pistol only popular because it’s cheap

  • @mcandelaria8769
    @mcandelaria8769 4 роки тому +78

    Some kid: brings an mp3 player to school
    Other kid: watches mp4 videos in school
    Quiet kid: brings mp5 to school

    • @2K4Studio
      @2K4Studio 3 роки тому

      Brings MP5 to show off the slap

  • @ridgewalker8428
    @ridgewalker8428 6 років тому +38

    "There's nothing better for taking down terrorist threats"
    4:54 "TERRORISTS WIN"

  • @EnderLord007
    @EnderLord007 8 років тому +39

    The P90 would be a great choice for this series, because it's seen a lot of its popularity due to its distinct design and appearance in video games.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 роки тому

      And in Stargate. God I love the design of P90.

    • @cougar2k720
      @cougar2k720 Рік тому

      But Stu did make a seperate P90 video, equally awesome.

  • @samuelkelly5061
    @samuelkelly5061 4 роки тому +265

    Made by Heckler and “cough”

    • @pgproductions2900
      @pgproductions2900 4 роки тому +52

      He pronounced it pretty accurate

    • @bakedhawaii
      @bakedhawaii 4 роки тому +6

      @@pgproductions2900 yep

    • @doctornotprofessor
      @doctornotprofessor 3 роки тому +3

      at least he didn't do the other way

    • @fuckinantipope5511
      @fuckinantipope5511 3 роки тому +9

      Better correct it right than the english abomination of a pronounciation. Heckler & "Coke", ugh

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael 3 роки тому +2

      @@fuckinantipope5511 I've also heard it pronounced Kosh, and Koshe (like boat).

  • @PeriapsisStudios2000
    @PeriapsisStudios2000 4 роки тому +43

    Ahoy: mp5 is a good guy gun
    Me: (laughs in Die Hard)

    • @reinbeers5322
      @reinbeers5322 3 роки тому +1

      Now I have a machine gun
      ho - ho - ho

  • @jaykay_andstuff
    @jaykay_andstuff 6 років тому +15

    2:37 MP5"silenced death"

  • @frozemale4857
    @frozemale4857 8 років тому +50

    "Counter-terrorists win."

  • @definitelypeacock
    @definitelypeacock 2 роки тому +3

    "7 years ago"
    Jesus I'm old

  • @TheGodQuac
    @TheGodQuac 4 роки тому +199

    "When the teacher took my MP4 , i showed her the MP5"
    -School shooter

    • @reallyreallymean
      @reallyreallymean 4 роки тому +3

      who's taking videos to school?

    • @Jammi01
      @Jammi01 4 роки тому +1

      @@reallyreallymean he stole the comment

    • @bakedhawaii
      @bakedhawaii 4 роки тому +1

      Hahah edgy joke because america shoot up the school
      s

    • @chillpill1266
      @chillpill1266 4 роки тому

      @@Jammi01 "he stole the comment" No, jackass he got the same idea.

    • @Jammi01
      @Jammi01 4 роки тому

      @@chillpill1266 ""he stole the comment" No, Jackass he he got the same idea."

  • @SolidSock8008
    @SolidSock8008 3 роки тому +10

    I’ve fired an SD during take your child to work day a few years ago (my dad worked for the NJSP) that thing has no recoil whatsoever. I’ve been an mp5 fanboy ever since.

  • @MoonyMoon08
    @MoonyMoon08 4 роки тому +12

    Well im just gonna say this is like 3:00am or so and im still awake watching a gun documentary

  • @kizbo69
    @kizbo69 2 роки тому +5

    " One quirk that crops up during the MP5's reload is the infamous ' HK 𝙎𝙇𝘼𝙋 ': an 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣-𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 tap on the 𝙘𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 lever after 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙝 𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙯𝙞𝙣𝙚, sending the 𝙗𝙤𝙡𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 "

  • @2KCamaroZ28SS
    @2KCamaroZ28SS 4 роки тому +16

    HK just released the MP5 now to the civilian market. Get em while you can! I know I will.

    • @iamnotafederalagent5552
      @iamnotafederalagent5552 3 роки тому

      you got 6 thousand just layin around?

    • @2KCamaroZ28SS
      @2KCamaroZ28SS 2 роки тому

      @@iamnotafederalagent5552 They're less than $2k. Or they were when I posted this. I love mine

  • @FrancisMarcosGaming
    @FrancisMarcosGaming 8 років тому +13

    the MP5, also known as the MP40's grandson

  • @erojerisiz1571
    @erojerisiz1571 5 років тому +24

    Imagine if this gun could talk
    "Hit me daddy"

  • @joeloliver2279
    @joeloliver2279 3 роки тому +6

    When the bullies break your mp3 and mp4 so you decide to show them your mp5

  • @void-creature
    @void-creature Рік тому +4

    The MP5 is like the "MP" designation's redemption arc, after the MP40

  • @joshuabrown7815
    @joshuabrown7815 5 років тому +12

    Soap dissed the best run of the killing house I’ve ever seen.

  • @jelle4303
    @jelle4303 9 років тому +674

    Germans make the best guns

    • @orokumiwa5664
      @orokumiwa5664 9 років тому +50

      At least one of the best. Germans lead the way. EDIT: Germans does make the best!

    • @CutACrow
      @CutACrow 8 років тому +10

      +Jelle hoogenberg Yet they lost WWII

    • @hilmohilmic7739
      @hilmohilmic7739 8 років тому +35

      +Jelle hoogenberg Germans make the best... well pretty much everything..

    • @CutACrow
      @CutACrow 8 років тому +36

      +Hilmo Hilmic except battle tactics. they failed on that one big time...twice

    • @CutACrow
      @CutACrow 8 років тому

      +DamnDreams that and England knew it was far too risky. the one nut wonder wasn't worth a bullet

  • @dandysusstew7678
    @dandysusstew7678 4 роки тому +2

    Satisfying gun sounds/sights
    1. M1 Garand 'ping'
    2. MP5 Slap

  • @Pixy335
    @Pixy335 5 років тому

    One of the best, if not the best series on YT. I love the animation and narration. Your hard work is appreciated.

  • @AndrewChumKaser
    @AndrewChumKaser 6 років тому +6

    The MP5 is like your shy girlfriend.
    She's kinda small, a bit quiet and reserved and generally a good girl, but she can still be pretty vicious, and she secretly really likes it when you give her a good slap.

  • @sodiepops9626
    @sodiepops9626 9 років тому +9

    The M4 or M16 are pretty iconic :P

  • @backera83
    @backera83 4 роки тому +1

    These videos are the best blend of style and history I've ever seen

  • @piotrapinski658
    @piotrapinski658 3 роки тому

    I keep coming back to these every few months
    And its always a great experience

  • @kesselsauer4441
    @kesselsauer4441 3 роки тому +3

    *”Lawful good through and through,”*
    *”This is a gun for the good guys.”*

  • @AlteredRealityCosplay
    @AlteredRealityCosplay 7 років тому +15

    I have fallen in love with this channel....and your voice

  • @susanesquer1520
    @susanesquer1520 Рік тому

    I love your narration skills! Clear crisp and, concise. Outstanding job!

  • @thenekokatze1141
    @thenekokatze1141 3 роки тому +3

    Now i'm thinking about Doc from Rainbow six...

  • @Tyrranis
    @Tyrranis 9 років тому +5

    I had a feeling the MP5 would be in this Iconic Arms series. It does have a significant presence in the game world.
    Not sure if any other SMGs could be in the next run of videos. It seems like SMG auto-defaults to the MP5 in most games, with no other single SMG getting a large enough presence to be considered iconic.
    Now, other weapon categories have plenty of options, though I think the biggest would probably be the SPAS-12 shotgun. You see that in quite a few titles nowadays.
    EDIT: I'd like to add a caveat to this video. While the MP5 is often in the hands of the good guys, the MP5K variant is more often seen in the hands of the bad guys.

  • @killobot2388
    @killobot2388 8 років тому +6

    3:39 the guy with the short arms looks funny hehe

    • @HTacianas
      @HTacianas 6 років тому +1

      He's kneeling with his arms behind his back.

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 6 років тому

      Rob Webb no

  • @other_horizon1085
    @other_horizon1085 3 роки тому +1

    you know a role is iconic when they show clips of both the original and the remaster

  • @code_renard
    @code_renard 5 років тому +1

    Heckler & Koch, always giving nothing but the best.

  • @TheProGameFreak
    @TheProGameFreak 10 років тому +48

    Great work as always, keep it up, maybe we could see something from the M4/M16 lines next? ^^

    • @Lieutenant1999
      @Lieutenant1999 10 років тому

      M16 sucks , M4 is good but not excellent

    • @FluffyCookieman
      @FluffyCookieman 10 років тому +15

      Lieutenant1999 I ..

    • @zxRappidxz
      @zxRappidxz 10 років тому +1

      I wish to see the m14 / mk14 but m14 was shown during the m1 garand so i'm guessing it won't come but i can't wait for the m60 one

    • @TheProGameFreak
      @TheProGameFreak 10 років тому

      zxRappidxz Yea, the M14 would also be great to see sometime!

    • @harpoonman234
      @harpoonman234 10 років тому

      Lieutenant1999 you do realize the M4 is just a carbine variant of the M16 right?

  • @SRGIProductions
    @SRGIProductions 3 роки тому +3

    One of my favorite SMGs, both in real life AND in video games.
    Left 4 Dead 2 had an update back in 2019 which added the MP5 to the roster of default weapons in-game, without the need of the Steam Workshop.

  • @caporegime1453
    @caporegime1453 3 роки тому

    This seriously might be my favorite channel on youtube

  • @andrewm5840
    @andrewm5840 Рік тому

    Your closing lines are always ice cold. Well done

  • @riichobamin7612
    @riichobamin7612 4 роки тому +3

    At 4:47, he says "When it comes to tackling a terrorist threat, there is nothing better at the task" and the games says "Terrorist wins" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ragingagent5040
    @ragingagent5040 7 років тому +7

    I love these videos.

  • @pauloluciomachadodebrito8107
    @pauloluciomachadodebrito8107 8 місяців тому +1

    "counter terrorist wins" in the end, 10/10

  • @calebwillis2559
    @calebwillis2559 2 роки тому +1

    I remember you were only doing cod mw2 vids with like 800 subs…i see you like eights years later and your at 1 million happ for you mate and your very derserving of it amazing vids

  • @Doggyfizzle39
    @Doggyfizzle39 8 років тому +7

    If this ever comes back, I want him to do the Barrett m82 or something similar

  • @balasankarajith2923
    @balasankarajith2923 4 роки тому +11

    Gun dealer - * slaps on Mp5 *
    This bad boy can hold so much power.

  • @Clownpissgaming
    @Clownpissgaming 3 роки тому

    I love ahoy video the history games and style of editing is amazing and simplistic

  • @knif3164
    @knif3164 3 роки тому +1

    your pronunciation for heckler & koch is on point

  • @MrDeutschGerman
    @MrDeutschGerman 4 роки тому +8

    0:15 - me getting uncomfortable thinking about the RAF Coat of Arms