full transcript: boat drinks boys in the band ordered boat drinks visitors scored on the home rink everything seems to be wrong (I’m gonna do a mashup, keep going) lately (and I said, what about) newspaper mentioned cheap airfare (breakfast at tiffany’s, and she said, well then) I gotta fly to Saint Somewhere (I remember the film, and I recall, I think) [-SING TIME] I’m close to bodily harm (we both kinda liked it, and I said) [TIME FOR YOU TO GO OUT] [TO THE PLACES YOU WILL BE FROM-] (well, that's the one thing we've got) you guys are ruining it, there’s no way this syncs up [keep going this is super] twenty degrees and the hockey game's on [closing time, you don’t have to go home] [but you CAN’T] this is a nightmare to sync! [STAY] you’re ruining it! you’re ruining everything! [HERE-no you’re doing great] nobody cares, they’re all way too far gone [and I said WHAT about] [BREAKFAST AT CLOSING TIME] people are not gonna be able to isolate this and put it on youtube [and BOAT drinks CAME in] I’m gonna start over [what] I’m gonna start over-if you don’t-if you keep going I’m gonna start over [okay] (you don’t have to go home but you Can’t. Stay. Here.) twenty degrees and the hockey game’s on nobody cares- [boat. DRINKIN] they’re all way too far- [BOAT DRINKIN] I’m just gonna edit this out (alright-go on-start right now, okay, here we go) [boat drinkin boat drinkin boat. DRINKIN] twenty degrees (BOAT DRINKS) and the ho-(let’s do a round!) that’s as far as I’m going (BOAT DRINKS) [BOAT drinks] (BOAT DRINKS) (boys in the-) [BOAT drinks] (BOAT DRINKS) I’d like to go where the pace of life’s slow [boyyys intheband with the BOAT drinks] you’re ruining it (BOAT drinks) [BOAT DRINKS] people love it when I sing (boys in the-) and you’re ruining it for em (JUSTIN fuckin-we’re doing a ROUND) stop [DA DA DAT DA]-stop singing, I’m gonna start the song over (alright, Travis shut up-Travis shut up) boat drinks [okay]-I’m starting over, this is the beginning again [okay] boys in the band ordered boat drinks (BOAT. drinks) [BOAT drinks] visitors scored on the home r- (boys in the band ordered BOAT. drinks) [boys in the BAND ordered BOAT drinks] it won’t sync up when you’re doing it! so you’re ruining it! you’re ruining the song with your things [no we’re doing a round] [okay. start again] there’s no rounds, it won’t sync properly [okay, yeah start again] you’re just making bad audio (here we go, here we go) [you’re right you’re right you’re right] boat drinks [boAT drinks] boys in the-I gotta start again boat drinks [no i tried to do an echo] (Boat! Drinks) [boAt drinks] it’s not gonna sync! it’s gonna sound like garbage! starting again-Boat Drinks (drinks drinks drinks) [BOAT drinks] boys in the band ordered boat drinks [BOAT drinks] (driNKs) you get one, don’t use it too early visitors scored on the home rink (vISitOrS scOrEd oN ThE HOme rINK) everything seems to be wrong (evErYoNe SeEMs To bE fInE) Rob, [fine FINE fiNE] just isolate them out for the rest of it I’ll just take off my headphones, it’s fine twenty degrees and the hockey game's on (twenty fo-TRAVIS we can say whatever the FUCK we want to now!) [HA HAHA AHAHAH] nobody cares, they’re all way too far gone (hey everybody! Jimmy Buffet SUCKS) [JUSTIN FARTS] screaming boat drinks [Justin’s piloted by FART SPERM] something to keep them all warm (Jimmy Buffet is a GARBAGE ART IST) [he’s a FARTIST] nobody can hear that (GO PRINT OUT A JIMMY BUFFET SONG LYRIC CHART AND THEN THROW IT IN THE FUCKIN GARBAGE) I'd like to go where the pace of life's slow could you beam me somewhere, Mister Scott? (I’m gonna put all of Jimmy Buffet’s songs on a jump drive and flush it down a toilet) any old place here on Earth or in space (ah, Justin, can you hear this?) you pick the century and I'll pick the spot (this is all fair use, Jimmy. James.) I know I should be leaving this climate iiiiIIII’ve got a verse but can’t rhyme it (OOOOooooh) and I’ve gotta go where it’s warm [whAt about. tuesdays with mORrie.] all right now-now you guys can sing along with this part cause we’re just gonna repeat [okay. great] (alright) I’m gonna skip the last verse, (alright here we go) we’re just gonna repeat “I gotta go where it’s warm” [okay] I gotta go where it’s warm {*guitar sounds*} I gotta go where it’s warm {*menacing marimba*} I gotta go where it’s warm {*FULL BLAST OF BUFFET*} {boat drinks} {boys in the band-} (GO) {ordered boat drinks} (keep fucking singing!) ...drinks. {visitors scored on the home rink} -scORed on the home rink (is that it?) [you’re doing great] everything seems to be wrong (and RESOLVE the chord progression!) I gotta go where it’s warm (and the end of the show!) boaaaatt Drinks (no-god. you resolved it.) boat driNKs bo-o- (PLEASE RESOLVE IT) o-o-oaat driiiiIIIIIIIIIIIINKS [boat drinks] (my-) *strum* (my an-) *strum* (my anxiety is through the FUCKING roof right now) you’re just worried about JB suing us. well don’t be he’s a very chill dude. he’s not in it for the money.
I would have loved to just hear j-man's cover of boat drinks for the end of the anxiety free cruise but somehow this chaotic triple threat is oddly perfect
I agree. Id love to see a collab album with justin on vocals and griffins electronic music wizardry. All covers maybe?? Jolene and boat drink of course. Ooh and justins version of dragula too.
This is my favorite MBMBAM clip of all time and I heard it here long before I ever heard the actual episode. Consider this a much belated thank you for uploading.
An alternate older sibling experience is trying to make your siblings do this kinda thing with you and they totally dont want to but you force it onto them
1:31 travis launches into the part where he sings “boat drinks” but every word is “boat drinkin’.” but you can’t hear the “drinkin’” on the first one so it sounds like he just says “boat.” I’m writing through tears bc im laughing so hard this is the funniest shit
The first time I heard this bit I was sitting in my car in a Wendy's parking lot near the PDX airport right before a thunderstorm, and I remember it exactly because as I continued to smile like an idiot to myself for the whole five-plus minutes, a realization settled deeply into my soul, and with a small amount of wonder and equal alarm, I thought to myself, "I am in love with Justin McElroy."
This sounded good and then Griffin joined in and it was good for three more seconds and then everything went to hell very quickly
I never realized until right when he started singing that Boat Drinks and Breakfast at Tiffany's were the same progression, lol.
This is literally The Sibling Experience.
Justin: Chaotic-good
Travis: Chaotic-neutral
Griffin: Chaotic-evil
:3 = chaotic good
>:3 = chaotic neutral
>:3c = chaotic evil
Justin: Neutral good
Travis: Lawful good
Griffin: Chaotic neutral
full transcript:
boat drinks
boys in the band ordered boat drinks
visitors scored on the home rink
everything seems to be wrong
(I’m gonna do a mashup, keep going)
lately (and I said, what about)
newspaper mentioned cheap airfare (breakfast at tiffany’s, and she said, well then)
I gotta fly to Saint Somewhere (I remember the film, and I recall, I think) [-SING TIME]
I’m close to bodily harm (we both kinda liked it, and I said) [TIME FOR YOU TO GO OUT]
[TO THE PLACES YOU WILL BE FROM-] (well, that's the one thing we've got) you guys are ruining it, there’s no way this syncs up [keep going this is super]
twenty degrees and the hockey game's on [closing time, you don’t have to go home]
[but you CAN’T] this is a nightmare to sync! [STAY] you’re ruining it! you’re ruining everything! [HERE-no you’re doing great]
nobody cares, they’re all way too far gone [and I said WHAT about]
[BREAKFAST AT CLOSING TIME] people are not gonna be able to isolate this and put it on youtube [and BOAT drinks CAME in]
I’m gonna start over [what]
I’m gonna start over-if you don’t-if you keep going I’m gonna start over [okay]
(you don’t have to go home but you Can’t. Stay. Here.) twenty degrees and the hockey game’s on
nobody cares- [boat. DRINKIN] they’re all way too far- [BOAT DRINKIN]
I’m just gonna edit this out
(alright-go on-start right now, okay, here we go) [boat drinkin boat drinkin boat. DRINKIN]
twenty degrees (BOAT DRINKS) and the ho-(let’s do a round!) that’s as far as I’m going
(BOAT DRINKS) [BOAT drinks]
(BOAT DRINKS)
(boys in the-) [BOAT drinks]
(BOAT DRINKS)
I’d like to go where the pace of life’s slow [boyyys intheband with the BOAT drinks]
you’re ruining it (BOAT drinks)
[BOAT DRINKS] people love it when I sing (boys in the-) and you’re ruining it for em (JUSTIN fuckin-we’re doing a ROUND)
stop [DA DA DAT DA]-stop singing, I’m gonna start the song over (alright, Travis shut up-Travis shut up)
boat drinks [okay]-I’m starting over, this is the beginning again [okay]
boys in the band ordered boat drinks (BOAT. drinks)
[BOAT drinks] visitors scored on the home r- (boys in the band ordered BOAT. drinks) [boys in the BAND ordered BOAT drinks] it won’t sync up when you’re doing it! so you’re ruining it!
you’re ruining the song with your things [no we’re doing a round]
[okay. start again] there’s no rounds, it won’t sync properly [okay, yeah start again]
you’re just making bad audio (here we go, here we go) [you’re right you’re right you’re right]
boat drinks [boAT drinks]
boys in the-I gotta start again
boat drinks [no i tried to do an echo] (Boat! Drinks) [boAt drinks]
it’s not gonna sync! it’s gonna sound like garbage!
starting again-Boat Drinks (drinks drinks drinks) [BOAT drinks]
boys in the band ordered boat drinks [BOAT drinks] (driNKs)
you get one, don’t use it too early
visitors scored on the home rink (vISitOrS scOrEd oN ThE HOme rINK)
everything seems to be wrong (evErYoNe SeEMs To bE fInE)
Rob, [fine FINE fiNE] just isolate them out for the rest of it
I’ll just take off my headphones, it’s fine
twenty degrees and the hockey game's on (twenty fo-TRAVIS we can say whatever the FUCK we want to now!) [HA HAHA AHAHAH]
nobody cares, they’re all way too far gone (hey everybody! Jimmy Buffet SUCKS) [JUSTIN FARTS]
screaming boat drinks [Justin’s piloted by FART SPERM]
something to keep them all warm (Jimmy Buffet is a GARBAGE ART IST)
[he’s a FARTIST] nobody can hear that
(GO PRINT OUT A JIMMY BUFFET SONG LYRIC CHART AND THEN THROW IT IN THE FUCKIN GARBAGE) I'd like to go where the pace of life's slow
could you beam me somewhere, Mister Scott? (I’m gonna put all of Jimmy Buffet’s songs on a jump drive and flush it down a toilet)
any old place here on Earth or in space
(ah, Justin, can you hear this?) you pick the century and I'll pick the spot
(this is all fair use, Jimmy. James.)
I know
I should be leaving this climate
iiiiIIII’ve got a verse but can’t rhyme it (OOOOooooh)
and I’ve gotta go where it’s warm [whAt about. tuesdays with mORrie.]
all right now-now you guys can sing along with this part cause we’re just gonna repeat [okay. great] (alright)
I’m gonna skip the last verse, (alright here we go) we’re just gonna repeat
“I gotta go where it’s warm” [okay]
I gotta go where it’s warm {*guitar sounds*}
I gotta go where it’s warm {*menacing marimba*}
I gotta go where it’s warm {*FULL BLAST OF BUFFET*}
{boat drinks}
{boys in the band-} (GO) {ordered boat drinks} (keep fucking singing!)
...drinks.
{visitors scored on the home rink} -scORed on the home rink (is that it?) [you’re doing great]
everything seems to be wrong (and RESOLVE the chord progression!)
I gotta go where it’s warm
(and the end of the show!)
boaaaatt Drinks (no-god. you resolved it.)
boat driNKs
bo-o- (PLEASE RESOLVE IT) o-o-oaat driiiiIIIIIIIIIIIINKS [boat drinks]
(my-) *strum* (my an-) *strum* (my anxiety is through the FUCKING roof right now)
you’re just worried about JB suing us. well don’t be he’s a very chill dude. he’s not in it for the money.
Natalie HOLY SHIT you’re a hero
I love you but why
Alejandro Rivas i was having a bad night and somehow this made it better??
you're doing the lord's work
Me: *desperately scrolling*
This is what it sounds like in my head when I'm having a panic attack.
Ah yes... my favorite Jimmy Buffett song:
"Boat drinks (Boat drinks)
Boat drinks (Boat drinks)
Boat drinks (Boat drinks!)"
Boat Drinks
@@cambrown5633 Boys in the band ordered- boat drinks
BOAT DRINKS
BOAT DRINKS
BOYS IN THE-
BOAT DRINKS
BOAT DRINKS
Justin's got like... A nice voice?
idk if you've heard since then, but "Fugue for the brotherhorns" has a justin belt at the end that is absolutely nuts
Travis doing the 500 Miles "dah dah dahdah" is so good to me every time I listen to this, it's unreal
I love that Justin knew EXACTLY how to get revenge on Griffin at the end of the song
Literally can't hear this song without mashing it up with "Breakfast at Tiffany's" in my head now
my three brain cells trying to have one (1) complex thought
And I said WHAT about...Breakfast at Closing Time!
And boat drinks!
Breakfast Drinks at Closing Time
Breakfast Boats at Drinking Time
Justin and Griffin can clearly sing, I don't really know about Travis yet, but I really want an album now.
This is my favorite fucking thing. In these dark times, we need these good good boys.
These boys have brought me more laughs and joy than pretty much anything over the last 5 years or so.
It is wild that Jimmy Buffett has now been on the podcast.
wait for real? what episode?
@@matthewspencer4926 I don't remember the number, but it's called Fins Up
RIP. Without him I wouldn't have laughed my ass off to this clip.
boys in the band ordered boat drinks
my mood is Travis singing closing time
I would have loved to just hear j-man's cover of boat drinks for the end of the anxiety free cruise but somehow this chaotic triple threat is oddly perfect
Justin has such a lovely singing voice in all seriousness
This was hilarious and made me smile. I do really want to hear Justin sing without getting interrupted though.
He sang "Life is a Highway" on a livestream once.
you can look up some songs he sang on awful squad and he sang "i don't like your girlfriend" a long time ago
I agree. Id love to see a collab album with justin on vocals and griffins electronic music wizardry. All covers maybe?? Jolene and boat drink of course. Ooh and justins version of dragula too.
@@magicaggy Also, honorable mention: I really liked Griffin's acoustic jingles he used to so. They were jokes but I really liked them as music
The vid where he sings Jolene is really good
"Jimmy Buffet is a garbage artist" and then he's on their show
Every night I dream about what this would have sounded like if they had actually gotten that mashup going. I get goosebumps thinking about it.
i worship chaos,
i /really/ want a studio recording of the entire multiple song mashup plz god
BOYS IN THE BAND ORDERED BOAT DRINKS
This is my favorite MBMBAM clip of all time and I heard it here long before I ever heard the actual episode. Consider this a much belated thank you for uploading.
you know that discord meme where people tried to sing songs in chat? this is the real life version of that
The true older sibling experience- trying to do something you think is cool and fun and your younger siblings ruin it for you
An alternate older sibling experience is trying to make your siblings do this kinda thing with you and they totally dont want to but you force it onto them
Aw, this was recommended to me a few days after Jimmy Buffet’s passing :(
I hope the brothers are doing alright.
RIP James :( I hope you're enjoying boat drinks up in heaven
1:31 travis launches into the part where he sings “boat drinks” but every word is “boat drinkin’.” but you can’t hear the “drinkin’” on the first one so it sounds like he just says “boat.” I’m writing through tears bc im laughing so hard this is the funniest shit
2:20 travis echoing while barely disguising his laughter
why justin sound like barenaked ladies
I would love to see james buffet react to this
why am I emotional omg this is so wholesome
And a little bit over a year after this episode they had Jimmy Buffet on their show
They combined are a god of chaos
Ah, the first sonic bath.
i just got recommended this and I think justin should record a memoriam album in honor of jimmy
This is hands down one of my favorite MBMBAM moments
Episode 328: The Anxiety-Free Cruise
thank you!!
BOAT DRINKS!
*boat drinks*
RIP king
boOOooOooooooat drinks
Rhys Ofcake and i said what about, breakfast at closing time
BOAT DRINKS
And now, over a year later, we've come full circle
Boat drinks at tiffany's was nice though. Travis killed it
The way griffin says boat drinks I imagine him flapping a cape open over and over again like a magician reveal before yelling at everyone
This is how we know they're really brothers.
BOAT DRINKS,
undeniable proof that they're siblings
This episode was the first time I I became ironically interested in JB and now seven years later I had a JB themed birthday party. Thanks guys.
Justins voice is actually so good
It’s hurts behind my ears so much from smiling ughh face is dead
i put the mbmbam podcast in when i sleep and i woke up to this bit in the middle of the night. i was laughing too hard to go back to sleep.
@1:18 You sure showed them, huh
i like that for a few moments griffin and justin actually had something cool going on before instantly going off the rails
The first time I heard this bit I was sitting in my car in a Wendy's parking lot near the PDX airport right before a thunderstorm, and I remember it exactly because as I continued to smile like an idiot to myself for the whole five-plus minutes, a realization settled deeply into my soul, and with a small amount of wonder and equal alarm, I thought to myself, "I am in love with Justin McElroy."
Go print out a Jimmy Buffett song lyric chart and then throw it in the fucking garbage.
I do love that each of the brother's singing separately sounds good and then you put them together
This is why Jimmy Buffet demands compensation when he brings them up/plugs the show
Okay but I think Justin could cover a Bare Naked Ladies song really well
UA-cam's got my brain in its algorithm. I *just* listened to this ep yesterday.
THIS IS SO GOOD I LOVE THESE BOYS
JUSTINS SO GOOD IM GONNA CRY??¿??
What about Tuesdays with Morrie?
Griffin sounds like the guy from AJJ
🎶boa
fuck
this bit is beautiful but like,,, i can't stop thinking about how james buffet was featured on the show and how he Has Probably Heard This By Now
This ALWAYS reduces me to tears
so glad the mcelroys are providing such a prime example of the sibling experience for us only children
This is what my brain sounds like before I take my adhd meds.
boys in the-- *BOAT DRINKS* rlly gets me svsvjsjsjdhd
this is the funniest mbmbam bit and no one can tell me otherwise
gotta love that sweet sweet blood harmony
This video got me into mbmbam
this is everything i ever wanted
and everything i deserve
Me at the start: This title is rude he sounds good
Me after 20 seconds: Oh god I get it now
this is exactly what it's like to be the oldest of three
I love this so fucking much
This is what it’s like having younger siblings
I love this
Omg I’ve maybe heard one Jimmy Buffet song and I thought Justin was literally making up lyrics 😂 what the heck is a boat drink???
Boat drinks are cocktails served by a topless waitress, generally to the captain of a boat.
DAH DAH DAT DAH!
Boat drinks
3:51 I'm still amazed they didn't just cut it right here, would have been so fucking perfect
"Go! Keep fuckin' singing!"
"...Drinks!"
kills me
Actually the breakfast at tiffanys part kinda sounds really nice
Anyone listening to the anxiety-free cruise the night before the 2020 election?
This is the new song Kerry was working on
What episode was this?
It's been one week
Justin got into his dorky dad phase a decade too early in his life
the boys can actually sing quite well but they always get shy and ruin it
7 years ago???? Are you kidding me???
DOES GRIFFIN START SINGING THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS 😭😭😭
Which episode? Please and thanks
Can someone hit me up with the lyrics??
BOAT DRINKS
All this does is make me so angry that Justin got to hang out with Jimmy Buffett and I never will