[M4F] [Part 1] Desperate Dork Tries (And Fails) To Magically Make You His Girlfriend ☕️ [ASMR]

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  • Опубліковано 18 лис 2024

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  • @beemoore6578
    @beemoore6578 Рік тому +761

    Hearing this on UA-cam: 😏🤭
    Hearing this irl: 🫥📞👮🏻‍♀️

    • @itsstarry
      @itsstarry Рік тому +21

      facts

    • @kl7795
      @kl7795 Рік тому +81

      youtube: tee hee my silly little obsessive guy 💖💖
      irl: RUN.

    • @nayanaaaaaa
      @nayanaaaaaa Рік тому +15

      Frrrr it sounds so stalker-ish is just oomph-

    • @kimguerra5515
      @kimguerra5515 Рік тому +9

      I'm actually a little nervous, like, that's just creepy 😅😆

    • @beemoore6578
      @beemoore6578 Рік тому +8

      @@kimguerra5515 fr I'd immediately flee and report it to the facility 💀

  • @maicy3940
    @maicy3940 Рік тому +196

    "I thought that's how girls are"
    Gotta remember this is all acting-
    No need to want to punch the voice of a fictional face

    • @IamEL1979
      @IamEL1979 Рік тому +3

      Punch him, we all did it already 😂

  • @XxAlesandraxX
    @XxAlesandraxX Рік тому +771

    Whose page was he on, Andrew Tate's?!

  • @wolfiexox7156
    @wolfiexox7156 Рік тому +235

    At first I started getting mad because dude literally sounds like he listened to a bunch of those “Alpha Male Podcasts” and believed them, but then towards the end it was kind of funny

  • @soft_cloudy3551
    @soft_cloudy3551 Рік тому +61

    He said "find a mate" and I physically cringed

  • @dijawija
    @dijawija Рік тому +219

    this is the scariest thing i’ve ever listened to 😊😊

  • @Ghostie_Reads
    @Ghostie_Reads Рік тому +299

    He’s kind of creepy, yet in almost like a cute way

  • @macandcheese__
    @macandcheese__ Рік тому +214

    "oh honey 😟" - my literal reaction when he started being vulnerable about why he thinks the way he does.
    but that was a funny ending for a borderline creepy start 😂
    also really love the massage sounds. so tingly 😊

    • @gremblygunk7933
      @gremblygunk7933 Рік тому +6

      BORDERLINE CREEPY IS A BIT OF AN UNDERSTATEMENT

    • @macandcheese__
      @macandcheese__ Рік тому +2

      @@gremblygunk7933 lmao i only say the start is borderline creepy bc the listener character still had agency and control up until the tea offer despite the speaking character being totally creepy.

  • @shadowmist92
    @shadowmist92 Рік тому +432

    Infuriating but also hilarious, thank you Whispurr, and good job!

  • @KDKnight
    @KDKnight Рік тому +105

    Bro needs a RIZZ-training order

  • @bludirose
    @bludirose Рік тому +254

    I hope we come back to this. I want to see how listener trains him.

  • @claracatlady9844
    @claracatlady9844 Рік тому +73

    I’d be talking with the professor to give me a different Lab partner as soon as he left that classroom.
    I would have been out of that apartment so quick you have no idea. I wouldn’t even have entered. This guys gives me the creeps meaning congrats this is great acting and writing

  • @Ryn_Relic
    @Ryn_Relic Рік тому +212

    Dude lied, manipulated, tried to put a potion on me (idk if that counts as drugging) AND tried to turn me into his servant girlfriend
    Fiction: 🤭☺️
    Irl:👮‍♀️👮‍♀️👮‍♀️🚔🚩🚩

    • @Messy_Art_Book
      @Messy_Art_Book Рік тому +12

      Irl:😄calling the policeeee

    • @MariLovesTuyu
      @MariLovesTuyu Рік тому +7

      Wooo wooo! That’s the sound of da police!! 🚔🚨👮‍♀️

    • @GwenQuinnWilson
      @GwenQuinnWilson 8 місяців тому +1

      Well Val from Hazbin Hotel can make a love potion from his saliva so yea- love potion the same as drugs- call the police!

  • @thelying2594
    @thelying2594 Рік тому +79

    💀 I felt so mad at the beginning honestly he just sounded like a red pill dude and was so ew.... and somehow whisper saves the audio, I was cringing so hard 🤣

  • @SoySauce17233
    @SoySauce17233 Рік тому +19

    How is he pathetic in the best and worst way possible???

  • @selenan4140
    @selenan4140 Рік тому +50

    Lmao this is so irritating, he’s so rude lmao. Like a kid throwing a tantrum. Refreshing, creative, annoying, I love it haha.

  • @Pancakuu
    @Pancakuu Рік тому +64

    deja vu when he mentioned tea…🤔

  • @Starthesorceress
    @Starthesorceress Рік тому +54

    I thought he roofied us at first 😭

  • @cheese_cake6836
    @cheese_cake6836 Рік тому +43

    I'm so glad I've developed an immunity to sleeping meds for creeps like this omfg
    EUGH OWIEGHOUH 😭

  • @iluvlifeline05
    @iluvlifeline05 Рік тому +38

    This is making me so mad but it’s also so funny at the same time💀

  • @iluv_nana
    @iluv_nana Рік тому +54

    Man, how does he manage to be so pathetic in the cutest way possible?

  • @Brooklyn-zq9hr
    @Brooklyn-zq9hr Рік тому +18

    3:57 the running sounds have me cryiiiiiiing LMAOOO

  • @daintydeer1626
    @daintydeer1626 Рік тому +65

    A NEW WHISPURR AUDIO IS OUT, STAY CALM! I REPEAT TO EVERYONE STAY CALM ‼️‼️‼️‼️

    • @daintydeer1626
      @daintydeer1626 Рік тому

      "YES MA'AM" ?? I AM WEAKKK 😩

    • @daintydeer1626
      @daintydeer1626 Рік тому +4

      Yo mans tweakin, what are these ideologies 😭😭 ty tho whispurr sir

    • @Nina0837
      @Nina0837 Рік тому +2

      AYE AYE CAPTAIN 🫡✊

  • @rosen1351
    @rosen1351 Рік тому +88

    not the casual sexiest MEN telling him what women like 😭😂

    • @IamEL1979
      @IamEL1979 Рік тому +7

      Good thing he is a bottom tho 😂

  • @COFFEBEAN-mg5vf
    @COFFEBEAN-mg5vf Рік тому +15

    I love how the listener is abusing the potions and she’s infected too so they both abusing it’s power✋😂

  • @m.r.9215
    @m.r.9215 Рік тому +31

    This is so funny but only bc it’s fictional. Half the time I was fantasizing about launching at him claws-first

  • @IamEL1979
    @IamEL1979 Рік тому +45

    He is indeed desperate. A dork? Eh, more like a jerky stick.
    Awesome job though, I really believed I was sitting alone with every woman's nightmare 😂.

    • @IamEL1979
      @IamEL1979 Рік тому +8

      Ha, silly man drank out of the wrong mug and now he has a 'girlfriend'.

  • @xerlianduis6797
    @xerlianduis6797 Рік тому +16

    I like how u actually add asmr to ur videos but also an immersive roleplay

  • @unknowme8161
    @unknowme8161 Рік тому +11

    Oh god he got his dating advice fom incel forums.

  • @cristalmangoqueen2428
    @cristalmangoqueen2428 Рік тому +11

    Man this was amazing! I’m a new listener and this was my first time ever getting mad at an audio and then so fricken relieved

  • @narikobeilschmidt
    @narikobeilschmidt Рік тому +59

    it's giving yandere and i'm here for it

  • @Oki-e5m
    @Oki-e5m Рік тому +28

    He kinda creepy , cute and a little kinky we gotta get more parts and dates

  • @cloud2608
    @cloud2608 8 місяців тому +5

    now this man should NOT be protected at any costs ☠️ first time ever asmr audio making me feel violent

  • @StarryRoses
    @StarryRoses Рік тому +37

    You make it so hard to resist going to Patreon 😅

  • @idkidc16
    @idkidc16 Рік тому +26

    Perfect timing 🏃🏽‍♀️

  • @IamEL1979
    @IamEL1979 Рік тому +7

    I basically turned him into an adjustable dating sim character holy moly lemons go rolly.

  • @WhippoorWispWillow
    @WhippoorWispWillow Рік тому +4

    You know the acting is good when it’s the character, rather than the actor, that either gives you positive OR negative vibes lol

  • @Blrhrpr555
    @Blrhrpr555 Рік тому +5

    Bro watched dont worry darling and got inspired 💀

  • @freemovies411
    @freemovies411 Рік тому +20

    I am 30 seconds into this and you are ADORABLE. Please UA-cam, send him to my feed more often.

  • @reshell7338
    @reshell7338 Рік тому +15

    It’s giving incelcore 😻

  • @Teddie_Vision
    @Teddie_Vision Рік тому +22

    See now me and him would box

  • @You_know_my_history
    @You_know_my_history 11 місяців тому +2

    You voice is so gentle and nervous it's adorable I love your videos

  • @kapilakhare2936
    @kapilakhare2936 Рік тому +11

    Wow! This was horrifying to listen to! I only stuck around after the fist five minutes because I wanted to support your content considering the fact that I usually love listening to your audios 😀

  • @nopeitsnat
    @nopeitsnat Рік тому +9

    I love your dork audios

  • @pinksunflower_
    @pinksunflower_ Рік тому +25

    Do you like submissive men?
    Me: yeeeesss 😫😫😔

  • @clairebishop7138
    @clairebishop7138 Рік тому +7

    My theory (or headcanon if I'm wrong) is that this is the same guy from the "Anxious Geek" video (ua-cam.com/video/Xw2gV9GwUDI/v-deo.html) if he never got his shit together. That character mentions how he used to be an incel "nice guy" who thought women owed him love and respect, but that he put a lot of work into bettering himself. The two characters use the same picrew, have a similar face and hair, and have a relatively similar manner of speaking (the latter point is particularly noticeable after the incel realizes what's happening to him and stops being so cocky).

  • @cliftonkarl
    @cliftonkarl Рік тому +18

    this perfect timing i was looking for a asmr ☺☺☺

  • @Trombone5794
    @Trombone5794 Рік тому +5

    Okay this is why I love this channel omfg

  • @epsilonicronecronomicon
    @epsilonicronecronomicon Рік тому +5

    WHAT IN THE SORCEROR MATT WALSH DID MY EARS JUST CONSUME.

  • @andebrown3800
    @andebrown3800 Рік тому +3

    This is the absolute cutest adorable RP every! You play a really good desperate dork. It’s soooooo lovable and innocently cute 💖💖💖
    A cute little submissive bean, my favorite kind of guy luv this audio 🥰❤️❤️

  • @sassy_snake2736
    @sassy_snake2736 Рік тому +4

    This is just in general beacuse I swear I always come to your channal every day for audios. Your voice is so gentle and comforting and your audios is amazing , regatdless of what topic you post. I have fallen asleep mid-way trough an audio multiple times, woken up, "attempted" to listen to thd full thing and fall asledp again. Your audios or amazing and your gentle voice makes it 10 times better. Keep up what you are doing beacuse you are doing great! Remember to take breaks if you need! 😄

  • @strawberrybonbonsforever
    @strawberrybonbonsforever Рік тому +1

    The way he says "Yes Ma'am." AHHHH 🥰🥰🤩🤩🤩

  • @Lucy.itizzz
    @Lucy.itizzz Рік тому +12

    OMG YES NEW POST 😻😻😻 LOVE YOU❤️

  • @yn72582
    @yn72582 Рік тому +13

    Day 2 on trying to get you to do episode 2 on the old 1920’s video you did a year ago so :)

  • @k.r.jrandomchannel8022
    @k.r.jrandomchannel8022 Рік тому +13

    Ladies and gentlemen...
    Minoru Mineta
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @chelseajackman7730
    @chelseajackman7730 8 місяців тому +1

    Giving off some serious yandere vibes haha.
    In real life this is way major bad news danger but for a fictional audio, and knowing it's magic, it's cute. And funny. Like you said, karma pairs well with a nice cup of tea. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Snail_kids
    @Snail_kids Рік тому +5

    Literally perfect timing

  • @Oki-e5m
    @Oki-e5m Рік тому +3

    Now I want a part where we drank the “right” mug

  • @ABissodone1
    @ABissodone1 Рік тому +2

    Ok but for real? This would be so much fun????

  • @trenchholbein6303
    @trenchholbein6303 16 днів тому

    Please make a sequel I want to hear him get rehabilitated

  • @prncess888
    @prncess888 Рік тому +2

    THERE IS SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT

  • @boochie20000
    @boochie20000 Рік тому +7

    Bless his heart he was just very terribly misguided 😭

  • @cr3qm.puffzz
    @cr3qm.puffzz Рік тому +2

    Nooooo he one of those “nice guys”

  • @randomguy3909
    @randomguy3909 10 місяців тому +4

    Girl he Google’s how to get a girlfriend in 3 steps or less 🤦‍♀️

  • @Jin-Jen
    @Jin-Jen Рік тому +2

    PART 2 PART 2 PART 2 PLEASEEE!!!!!

  • @Maliaiscrazy
    @Maliaiscrazy Рік тому +4

    I was getting so many red flags from this audio 🚩🚩🚩

  • @multifandomCass
    @multifandomCass Рік тому +4

    I thought I was gonna be yandere and was pleasantly surprised with something on a more light side due to his own stupidity. A light yandere himbo?

    • @monamochaa
      @monamochaa Рік тому

      “light yandere himbo” is so accurate and yet so hilarious

  • @cyber_buki9377
    @cyber_buki9377 Рік тому +11

    Low key Waren DHMIS vibes

  • @puffin-talks-alot
    @puffin-talks-alot Рік тому +5

    If Harry Potter was an incel.
    (Great job tho, top tier audio)

  • @andfriends
    @andfriends Рік тому +16

    I'm about to get m u r d e r e d 😅

  • @S-Possum
    @S-Possum Рік тому +3

    Great, I want pasta now...

  • @Messy_Art_Book
    @Messy_Art_Book Рік тому +2

    Pov:your reading the comments

  • @Diorphiqx
    @Diorphiqx 6 місяців тому +2

    I've never been so uncomfortable 😭

  • @ConvallariaM4jalis
    @ConvallariaM4jalis Рік тому +4

    Not the incel 😭

  • @angelstarlight
    @angelstarlight Рік тому +1

    More of this please

  • @Pip-aroo
    @Pip-aroo Рік тому +1

    Wow. I feel so uncomfortable right now. Great acting 😤💀

  • @NTLCRGS
    @NTLCRGS Рік тому +1

    Ok, good save… I was getting mad at the first half lol I guess that’s the point

    • @NTLCRGS
      @NTLCRGS Рік тому +1

      Just got to the good parts- I love it 😭

  • @bean-ir8fi
    @bean-ir8fi Рік тому

    Bro i cannot tell if im supposed to hate him or not, but DAMN was it done well.

  • @moniquepierrelouis-r3v
    @moniquepierrelouis-r3v Рік тому +1

    this cannot be real

  • @Pxppie
    @Pxppie Рік тому +8

    EARLY FOR ONCE EVEN THO ITS LIKE ALMOST 11

  • @gremblygunk7933
    @gremblygunk7933 Рік тому +2

    Goodish intentions kind of maybe- but horrid execution

  • @t3hpenguinofd00m
    @t3hpenguinofd00m Рік тому +6

    The character is pretty repulsive but goddamn, you have a great voice.

  • @deedeedime2869
    @deedeedime2869 Рік тому +1

    Okay he was acting really weird and didn’t seem like he wanted to work on anything and just wanted to flirt
    I mean I read the title but still
    I love the vid tho

  • @seaweedxDD
    @seaweedxDD Рік тому

    The amount of fictional red flags in this audio 🚩

  • @You_know_my_history
    @You_know_my_history 11 місяців тому

    Can you make one that the his plan actually works please 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @yai2615
    @yai2615 Рік тому +6

    bros an incel

  • @kirby_kraken8631
    @kirby_kraken8631 Рік тому +6

    💜💜💜💜

  • @busisgone
    @busisgone Рік тому +8

    у мужлан нет прав

  • @boomSHAKALAKAhh
    @boomSHAKALAKAhh 2 місяці тому

    IS HE GONNA KILL ME!?

  • @martistszz
    @martistszz Рік тому +2

    wait so.... we did drink the potion? or the the potion was passed to us because of the kissing? XD

    • @macandcheese__
      @macandcheese__ Рік тому +2

      listener didn't drink the potion. the mugs got switched (accidentally ig) so that the listener drank from the mug without potion and the dork drank from the mug with the potion. 😊

    • @jadaayema8205
      @jadaayema8205 Рік тому

      @mac and cheese no they meant when they kissed, listener automatically became submissive, as the potion was transferred to her through the kiss 😭

    • @lenedury8759
      @lenedury8759 Рік тому

      @@jadaayema8205 ok but still WAS IT PASSED OR NOT??? cuz i deadass got confused when he kept changing his answers lol

  • @Isabella-hv4ee
    @Isabella-hv4ee Рік тому +1

    8:10 Please tell me Noone would actually do this. And if you would, why?

  • @ameerahwoods4370
    @ameerahwoods4370 Рік тому +3

    Love me a !ncelll

  • @multifandomCass
    @multifandomCass Рік тому +1

    Sir you make it very hard to be a responsible adult and not sub to another patreon... I listened to this because I was doing clean up didn't know it was M4F (I prefer listening to M4A or M4M due to the fact that M4F can make me dysphoric at times) but the fact that this specific audio makes me consider subbing to your patreon is something I will say

  • @gingerdude
    @gingerdude 6 місяців тому

    I feel very nauseous because of this

  • @ashfirepng222
    @ashfirepng222 Рік тому +3

    more submissive boys please!!!!

  • @simply_lia4832
    @simply_lia4832 Рік тому +1

    This kinda made me mad but just a 🤏🏾 bit

  • @m1m1_k0
    @m1m1_k0 Рік тому +6

    Ayeee im early✌🏼😗

  • @MarshThePunk
    @MarshThePunk 3 місяці тому

    Ben Shapiro dating simulator

  • @fatimazafar3947
    @fatimazafar3947 Рік тому +5

    Me first

  • @PishyfishyponYO
    @PishyfishyponYO Рік тому +5

    Yeah i think he learned about woman by Andrew Tate...🧍‍♀️