Meeting Your New Boss {ASMR Audio}[M4A][Part 1]

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  • @sweethoney4552
    @sweethoney4552 3 роки тому +6688

    he knows what kind of content really hits😩😩😩😩

    • @lulaniomari2063
      @lulaniomari2063 3 роки тому +131

      Frl Idk who he is but he puts a lot of dedication into it.

    • @alyssachavez460
      @alyssachavez460 3 роки тому +115

      I don’t know if I need a boyfriend anymore like this is better I get what I want and don’t get heartbroken

    • @thespideronthewall2535
      @thespideronthewall2535 3 роки тому +72

      @@alyssachavez460 him : makes a break up audio
      You: 😃😄😃😄😃

    • @ururaka1202
      @ururaka1202 3 роки тому +16

      @@thespideronthewall2535 so true 😌

    • @tojifushiguro8705
      @tojifushiguro8705 3 роки тому +5

      Yes he does .

  • @nutellanuts
    @nutellanuts 3 роки тому +3757

    I would get fired in the first 10 seconds

  • @mikaeliluna
    @mikaeliluna 3 роки тому +4070

    Him: Do you remember when you said "Save me"
    Me and with my depressed homies: Bruh maybe I was drunk at that time.

  • @wernerkriel7545
    @wernerkriel7545 3 роки тому +3030

    Him: You have no money, no home, no one
    Me: Damn....really tryna expose me like this?!

  • @thelostdoll4038
    @thelostdoll4038 3 роки тому +2887

    "This room is my study, you're not permitted in here"
    Aight bet

  • @julia5282
    @julia5282 3 роки тому +5910

    *9:36** “if i give you a phone, who will you call?”*
    me: *”GHOSTBUSTERS!!!”*

  • @mochiifilling74
    @mochiifilling74 3 роки тому +4618

    Imagine how motivated some people will be to go to work if their boss sounded like that 😀😀🤚

    • @laurenr4808
      @laurenr4808 3 роки тому +57

      ME

    • @hi-bq6xg
      @hi-bq6xg 3 роки тому +26

      IM-

    • @kitsounefrost240
      @kitsounefrost240 3 роки тому +44

      10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% i will surely be at work on time and never late

    • @iambokutosimp
      @iambokutosimp 3 роки тому +35

      ill be working over time every night

    • @kitsounefrost240
      @kitsounefrost240 3 роки тому +6

      @@iambokutosimp bet watch who askes first

  • @hanahanifa8715
    @hanahanifa8715 3 роки тому +2130

    Him: "You only have me."
    How comforting to know I have no one else that cares about me aside from you. Feeling good.

    • @hanahanifa8715
      @hanahanifa8715 3 роки тому +11

      @@lxcid8774• Yes. Indeed. I am a Venti simp.

    • @hanahanifa8715
      @hanahanifa8715 3 роки тому +4

      @@lxcid8774• Thank you, thank you. I simp very badly😌.

    • @genshinaddict3689
      @genshinaddict3689 3 роки тому +1

      @@hanahanifa8715 same and for Xiao 😩✋🏼

    • @jje7613
      @jje7613 3 роки тому +1

      Just the comment above said the words before and it was timed perfectly to the video so as sson as I read it he said it

    • @sawneyandbeane1549
      @sawneyandbeane1549 3 роки тому +1

      When you can make it 1.1k likes from 1k: I HAVE THE POWER

  • @hayley7442
    @hayley7442 3 роки тому +4644

    oh no i hope i don’t fa-
    🪂
    🕳

    • @hayley7442
      @hayley7442 3 роки тому +44

      @clxudy_. vïïbes_eDits HAHAHA😭

    • @kzmknm
      @kzmknm 3 роки тому +44

      YOU DONT WHAT

    • @hayley7442
      @hayley7442 3 роки тому +31

      @@kzmknm FALL

    • @urdad5670
      @urdad5670 3 роки тому +24

      AYE WE HAVE THE SAME PFP

    • @hayley7442
      @hayley7442 3 роки тому +16

      @@urdad5670 OMGG AHHA

  • @akakira5013
    @akakira5013 3 роки тому +775

    "You only have me." *I am yours to begin with-*

  • @naviipuvk
    @naviipuvk 3 роки тому +1332

    I clicked faster than my mother can say "you dissapoint me"

    • @Strawbryiiii
      @Strawbryiiii 3 роки тому +15

      same

    • @fxrnweh-hd5dq
      @fxrnweh-hd5dq 3 роки тому +28

      Your mother be like: I don't need children, they disappoint me -->🕺

    • @Strawbryiiii
      @Strawbryiiii 3 роки тому +5

      @@fxrnweh-hd5dq yes UnU

    • @naviipuvk
      @naviipuvk 3 роки тому +3

      @@fxrnweh-hd5dqand the fact that she has 3 👀

    • @kohunji9267
      @kohunji9267 3 роки тому

      If only I had thay skill 😔✌

  • @khiera1608
    @khiera1608 3 роки тому +2587

    Fun Fact 85% of what you learn in math is a waste:
    Math Class❌
    SakuVA☑️

    • @aishadelacruz8198
      @aishadelacruz8198 3 роки тому +4

      0ppppppppp0l0pppppppppppppppppp

    • @daly5854
      @daly5854 3 роки тому +10

      Omg I just got done with math class to 😂😭

    • @Ceinocasino
      @Ceinocasino 3 роки тому +6

      AHAHAHA I DON'T NEED TO LEARN ABOUT FRACTIONS ANY MORE IM FREE

    • @TomeiIsASimp
      @TomeiIsASimp 3 роки тому +9

      Other subjects:
      Me:NO
      Draw a poster competition:
      Me:GOONNNA GO SPEEDDDDD LIKE SONICCCCC!!!⛹️‍♀️🏂⛷

    • @mekashi1746
      @mekashi1746 3 роки тому +4

      No it 99%

  • @Sumerugeniusenjoyer
    @Sumerugeniusenjoyer 3 роки тому +704

    "Finished school with above average grades."
    Me who only has average and a few belows: "Who altered my record?"

    • @millionssins
      @millionssins 3 роки тому +9

      Dr. Baizhu, you have time to listen to such things?

    • @NeIIy
      @NeIIy 3 роки тому +6

      @@millionssins spicy

    • @Sumerugeniusenjoyer
      @Sumerugeniusenjoyer 3 роки тому +5

      @@millionssins I have my leisure, Mr. Kaeya.

    • @millionssins
      @millionssins 3 роки тому +4

      @@Sumerugeniusenjoyer Oh, I see. Well, everyone has their own needs. And a little correction if I might, I'm Mr. Kaeyas loyal eyepatch! Unfortunately, he already found out about my whereabouts and might cancel my nightly sessions.

    • @Sumerugeniusenjoyer
      @Sumerugeniusenjoyer 3 роки тому +4

      @@millionssins Hahaha alright I see, Mr. Kaeya's eyepatch.

  • @KugoASMR
    @KugoASMR 3 роки тому +976

    Fifty Shades of Saku, the remake.

  • @LeIouch.
    @LeIouch. 3 роки тому +686

    Waking up in a strangers house, this is definitely going to be an enjoyable encounter.

    • @childeswife1952
      @childeswife1952 3 роки тому +4

      Shall I call c.c?🙂

    • @shiroikenji6334
      @shiroikenji6334 3 роки тому +1

      @@childeswife1952 what?...

    • @childeswife1952
      @childeswife1952 3 роки тому +3

      @@shiroikenji6334 this person's username is Lelouch so I said that, it's a code geass reference.

    • @soratt
      @soratt 3 роки тому

      It’s you again

  • @just_ur_average_gal
    @just_ur_average_gal 3 роки тому +379

    Him: ,,I... recently got a pet. A little afraid one."
    Me: * barking in shy dog *

  • @savvyhowe1646
    @savvyhowe1646 3 роки тому +2099

    when he drank the water I thought he was going to kiss us and force the water into our mouth...

    • @shira4995
      @shira4995 3 роки тому +330

      Same fanfiction is ruining my life sjsjsjsj no regrets tho

    • @maggots7690
      @maggots7690 3 роки тому +322

      *disappointed but not surprised*

    • @kc87557
      @kc87557 3 роки тому +161

      What is wrong with us

    • @aly3a869
      @aly3a869 3 роки тому +19

      Wth

    • @savvyhowe1646
      @savvyhowe1646 3 роки тому +21

      @@kc87557 why you asking me, Idk

  • @melanygarcia9380
    @melanygarcia9380 3 роки тому +2333

    Him: “You will become my housekeeper...”
    Me:
    “YES I DO THE COOKING 🧑‍🍳
    YES I DO THE CLEANING” 🧼

  • @severigne_m7652
    @severigne_m7652 3 роки тому +354

    8:26
    a pet?
    *a pET!*
    The fucking audacity-nyaa

    • @queenWillowwww3893
      @queenWillowwww3893 3 роки тому +48

      *Nyaaudacity

    • @severigne_m7652
      @severigne_m7652 3 роки тому +19

      @@queenWillowwww3893 i love you

    • @butthole4114
      @butthole4114 3 роки тому +8

      Fr my blood was boiling

    • @LocalEevee
      @LocalEevee 3 роки тому

      Call nine quan quan on this bitch we have been kidnapped * I call 911 * me : NINE QUAN QUAN IVE BEEN KIDNAPPED SÁLVAMEEEEEEEE

    • @iyerosky15
      @iyerosky15 Рік тому

      @@butthole4114 I’m like boi do you know what you are a weird worm

  • @Silly_emi
    @Silly_emi 3 роки тому +395

    When my new boss wakes me up: you finally up?
    Me: IM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL MA-

  • @wavy5839
    @wavy5839 3 роки тому +764

    i slowly started to feel seducted by him like he tried to seduce me

    • @jumy505
      @jumy505 3 роки тому +45

      He’s trying to seduce you 😩😩😔✌️

    • @Ilove.539
      @Ilove.539 3 роки тому +29

      @@jumy505 he hits different😭✋🏼

    • @breadstick5245
      @breadstick5245 3 роки тому +13

      LFMAOAOA I LOVE THIS COMMENT SECTION SM IDK WHY 😭😭

    • @itsssaminaa3542
      @itsssaminaa3542 3 роки тому +7

      AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH👹🤧

    • @Ruth0.1
      @Ruth0.1 3 роки тому +6

      PLSSNSN

  • @anqlc
    @anqlc 3 роки тому +411

    Him: " If I give you a phone, who will you call? "
    Me: *watch anime-*

  • @babydai5472
    @babydai5472 3 роки тому +532

    Him: If I give you a phone who will you call?
    Me: The fireman cause damn you is *hot*

  • @onlyisaa_
    @onlyisaa_ 3 роки тому +390

    UA-cam: ZS-
    Me af: I've been here for a long time, you're late.

    • @onlyisaa_
      @onlyisaa_ 3 роки тому +15

      OMFG HE LIKED MY COMMENT SUDNDUDNDUDND

    • @stephaniepierre11
      @stephaniepierre11 3 роки тому +13

      @@onlyisaa_ 😭😭 your reaction is the cutest

    • @k3ylah
      @k3ylah 3 роки тому +4

      FR😭

    • @onlyisaa_
      @onlyisaa_ 3 роки тому +3

      @@stephaniepierre11 AWW THANKS JDJDJF

  • @garchifamlover5915
    @garchifamlover5915 3 роки тому +380

    Him: “Call me Isaac”
    Me: “OoOoh.... his name is Isaac...”
    Him: “ hmm.. I like the way you say it” (*imagining him softly smirking while saying it*)
    Me: *blush* fvck 👁👄👁😩🥵

    • @jumy505
      @jumy505 3 роки тому +7

      Omg lol 😭😭😭

    • @maliakaylani4661
      @maliakaylani4661 3 роки тому +5

      Cringey

    • @Ilove.539
      @Ilove.539 3 роки тому +9

      FUCKKK THIS MAN BUSSIN😭✋🏼

    • @strawberrycow7087
      @strawberrycow7087 3 роки тому +6

      UGH my ex’s name is Isaac 😒🤚

    • @ytz3l
      @ytz3l 3 роки тому +4

      bro this fr awkward bc thats my brothers name LMAO

  • @loonemist
    @loonemist 3 роки тому +591

    Dude when he was like
    "Fine then.."
    I thought he was gonna get the water in his mouth and kiss us transferring it into ours wtf is wrong w me-

    • @namiz8248
      @namiz8248 3 роки тому +23

      PLS SAME AHAHAHAAAKNNGNGBG

    • @loonemist
      @loonemist 3 роки тому +7

      @Tihisha Jones ......OKAY YES THO I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN BEFORE IT AIN'T IMPOSSIBLE

    • @lov4riley691
      @lov4riley691 3 роки тому +1

      SAME LMAO

    • @loonemist
      @loonemist 3 роки тому +3

      @@lov4riley691 LOLL

    • @deethebee848
      @deethebee848 3 роки тому +1

      Like egg kisses?

  • @bii3406
    @bii3406 3 роки тому +246

    UA-cam: *title* Meeting your ne-
    (clicks the vid immediately)
    UA-cam: LET ME FINISH!!!
    Me: Shush!

  • @severigne_m7652
    @severigne_m7652 3 роки тому +498

    So apparently we're a maid now... when are we gonna get a maid-saku

    • @saraml4204
      @saraml4204 3 роки тому +9

      I see u everywhere ✋

  • @mercedesjansen1754
    @mercedesjansen1754 3 роки тому +166

    Him: drink the water
    My stubborn side: ha! You thought bish

    • @jumy505
      @jumy505 3 роки тому +6

      Same 😭✌️

  • @brooklyncharis161
    @brooklyncharis161 3 роки тому +305

    this is the only reason i’m glad i’m an online student

  • @lilith9741
    @lilith9741 3 роки тому +385

    Honestly is it weird I don't imagine myself when I listen to stuff like this? I make a whole new character in my head and imagine out a whole show lol

    • @Lulu-jj3wp
      @Lulu-jj3wp 3 роки тому +21

      same, lol

    • @sarafmedha5753
      @sarafmedha5753 2 роки тому +17

      No.that's healthy.I do that too

    • @kiera352
      @kiera352 2 роки тому +20

      Same wtf. Like I’m literally imagining a whole ass movie with Issac and the listener. They end up falling in love but then Issac dies while saving the listener from getting shot. Then the listener turns all badass and gets revenge on who killed Issac. HELP I DON’T HAVE A LIFE 😭

    • @unicorngriffgriff1905
      @unicorngriffgriff1905 2 роки тому +7

      Same here

    • @trashmonkey6799
      @trashmonkey6799 2 роки тому +16

      Maladaptive daydreaming

  • @julydaydreamer404
    @julydaydreamer404 3 роки тому +416

    Please tell me this is going to be a series, this has so much potential already and it's a great start 👌

    • @jumy505
      @jumy505 3 роки тому +8

      Yes yes ✌️

    • @kshitijagaikwad4094
      @kshitijagaikwad4094 3 роки тому +5

      Yess we ready to be the housekeeper 👁️👄👁️

    • @jumy505
      @jumy505 3 роки тому +1

      Kshitija Gaikwad 🥴🥴😚✨yes I do the cooking, yes I do the cleaning 😳😳💋❤️

  • @kenmakozume1626
    @kenmakozume1626 3 роки тому +461

    Me: I don’t cook I don’t clean bu-
    Him: ur gonna be the housekeeper..
    Also me: YES I DO THE COOKING 🧑‍🍳
    YES I DO THE CLEANING 🧹

    • @tharu7961
      @tharu7961 3 роки тому +13

      THE WAY I WAS SAYING THIS IN MY HEAD AS WELL

    • @kenmakozume1626
      @kenmakozume1626 3 роки тому

      @Maria Ciechowicz uhm taking notes

    • @idkanymore2079
      @idkanymore2079 3 роки тому +1

      @@kenmakozume1626 lol he is not taking notes he is simping

    • @kenmakozume1626
      @kenmakozume1626 3 роки тому

      @@idkanymore2079 w-what no I’m not I- I uhhh umm I’m just taking notes and u know that :(

    • @idkanymore2079
      @idkanymore2079 3 роки тому +1

      @@kenmakozume1626 boy bye yeah you are

  • @mayo3719
    @mayo3719 3 роки тому +186

    Him: correct me if I’m wrong
    Me: eh- I- uh- 👁👄👁

    • @jumy505
      @jumy505 3 роки тому +1

      Omg I love your profile pic.

    • @mayo3719
      @mayo3719 3 роки тому

      @@jumy505 thank you

    • @Atmosphericone
      @Atmosphericone 3 роки тому

      How you doing,still on eds head?

  • @UwU-eu7sv
    @UwU-eu7sv 3 роки тому +95

    PLEASE, THIS IS GIVING ME VERY MUCH DAISUKE ENERGY I CANNOT HANDLE THIS

  • @katemargaretteatosgaid8492
    @katemargaretteatosgaid8492 3 роки тому +122

    When he said " you have no money, no one ", it hits me like the tsunami in Japan.
    * bish I know 👁️💧👄💧👁️ *

  • @ushygushy5842
    @ushygushy5842 3 роки тому +133

    Did I leave my online learning for this? Yes, and its worth it.

  • @_https_rx
    @_https_rx 3 роки тому +83

    this is giving me wattpad vibes

    • @sedasri
      @sedasri 3 роки тому +6

      are there any storys like this ??? :3

    • @4isionaeri
      @4isionaeri 3 роки тому

      @@sedasri yeah if you use the hashtag “millionaire” or “powerful”

    • @HG-qb3el
      @HG-qb3el 3 роки тому

      Yes exactly

  • @francescaleiainocente-abel8540
    @francescaleiainocente-abel8540 3 роки тому +151

    Him: I’m a romantic who likes long walks on the beach and a picnic date
    Me: Well, I hang out my anime posters but sometimes on youtube

    • @thathoe6362
      @thathoe6362 3 роки тому +4

      My dumbass saw the long walks part and started singing 3 musketeers 😐✋

  • @toepaca9395
    @toepaca9395 3 роки тому +70

    "If I give you a phone, who are you gonna call?"
    Sir I thought we've established that I am a lonely hermit, who the heck would I call.

  • @Your_M0M669
    @Your_M0M669 3 роки тому +108

    him: until then, prove to me who you really are-
    me not having a clue on who i really am: .........
    me: hold my taco-
    my friend: calm down-
    me: HOLD my goddamn TACO-

    • @dinaboulahbal7826
      @dinaboulahbal7826 3 роки тому +4

      I AM MOANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @yujinC_3PO
      @yujinC_3PO 3 роки тому +10

      @@dinaboulahbal7826 I read this as I Moannn, goddamn what is wrong with me-

    • @dinaboulahbal7826
      @dinaboulahbal7826 3 роки тому +5

      @@yujinC_3PO LMAOOOO

    • @BlaecOleander
      @BlaecOleander 3 роки тому +2

      @@yujinC_3PO oh snap, I didn't realize that that wasn't what was said until I read your comment 😅

    • @shiroikenji6334
      @shiroikenji6334 3 роки тому +1

      Hold my biriyani

  • @ngocvo944
    @ngocvo944 3 роки тому +77

    Me: His personality both intrigued and frustrated me at the same time.
    Also me: I like him 😃

  • @kidd42069
    @kidd42069 3 роки тому +112

    I may be in class but that does not matter

  • @yoonie.mp4
    @yoonie.mp4 3 роки тому +156

    I’m still just dumbfounded at the range of voices he can do

  • @Fanny_Tomato
    @Fanny_Tomato 3 роки тому +44

    "A bit too big for my liking but it does the job"
    Problems anyone would like to have I assume

  • @yuibunoy705
    @yuibunoy705 3 роки тому +154

    Fun Fact: 99.9999% of people watching this write a comment or look in the comments before the video even starts
    (omg please have a part 2_

    • @SaatchiYakuza
      @SaatchiYakuza 3 роки тому

      ...

    • @d3w_dr0p2
      @d3w_dr0p2 3 роки тому +2

      But the fact that some people cant even see the commemts or the video in time cuz YT is just on its own will: 👁👄👁 ye..... i aGgReE

    • @sillybooboo1
      @sillybooboo1 3 роки тому +4

      Calling us out I see u miss girl

  • @fluoriteaishiteiru7733
    @fluoriteaishiteiru7733 3 роки тому +74

    UA-cam: **recommending me this**
    My whatsapp notif: *your boss has sent you a message*
    Me: **mini heart attack**

  • @dizzy2485
    @dizzy2485 3 роки тому +225

    "Meeting your new boss"
    *Me being nervous*
    Also me: Your handsome 💗
    (Edit: so many likes? Why? But thank you all 🥺)

  • @seraphine2330
    @seraphine2330 3 роки тому +33

    "Your friends are ash. Whole at first, but crumble and disappear with a fragile blow."
    Ash whole...
    This is a very creative way to curse Saku.

  • @awkwardchild8906
    @awkwardchild8906 3 роки тому +84

    We must be attracted to men with power. (At least over us)

  • @loonemist
    @loonemist 3 роки тому +76

    Me: *omg hot boss babe yes* 😚💖
    Also me: _lol I cant wait to play with his feelings so I can become the boss myself_ 😌💫

  • @lazy-l33
    @lazy-l33 3 роки тому +42

    2:27 him: u think its poisoned or something, why should I go thru the trouble
    Me: idk... Maybe ur some kind of sadist that's enjoy watching ppl suffers 🙃

  • @Sxintless
    @Sxintless 3 роки тому +11

    “At least I’ll have something nice to look at for a change”
    Jeezus my heart fluttered

  • @izukumidoriya2023
    @izukumidoriya2023 3 роки тому +156

    I’m in class but I decided to be here instead

  • @antheios4204
    @antheios4204 3 роки тому +28

    It's rare for one of these tropes to exist where the guy is actually kinda nice, so this was a very pleasant surprise. You also have a super calming voice and that only makes it better!

  • @Shyochan
    @Shyochan 3 роки тому +15

    I WOULD SIMPLY PASS AWAY HDKSEKWSKWK YOU ARE OUT HERE DOING GODs WORK , BLESS YOU 😣!!!

  • @naviipuvk
    @naviipuvk 3 роки тому +217

    "Surviving on two meals a day"
    *that's two more than usual* :)
    Edit: I appreciate being taken care of in the comments 😌❤ I EAT I PROMISE

    • @naviipuvk
      @naviipuvk 3 роки тому +3

      @Emma O AH YES IT WAS JOKE!! I have a very small apatite

    • @naviipuvk
      @naviipuvk 3 роки тому +2

      @Emma O yes yes don't worry 😌

    • @valencytable
      @valencytable 3 роки тому +3

      @@naviipuvk TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF if you are comfy- *aggressive hugs*

    • @naviipuvk
      @naviipuvk 3 роки тому +3

      @@valencytable AH YES I WILL I WIIILLL

    • @valencytable
      @valencytable 3 роки тому +2

      @@naviipuvk GOOD

  • @Mars-vk4je
    @Mars-vk4je 3 роки тому +85

    Me: *I have class, i better hurry up*
    ZSakuVA: *uploads*
    Me: What was I thinking again?
    ❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️

  • @michelita1
    @michelita1 3 роки тому +113

    When I heard "your friends are ash" I thought about sangwoo-

  • @klav8720
    @klav8720 3 роки тому +51

    UA-cam: ZSakuVa-Meeting You new...
    Me: Classes can wait...

  • @klav8720
    @klav8720 3 роки тому +69

    Guys, Did I tell you that I love Saku's voice? No? Well i love him voice, It would be weird if they didn't know that I love Saku's voice, Did they know that I like Saku's voice? I think I've said it before, Saku, I love you, I love your voice... Because if I didn't love Saku I wouldn't say I love him, when it's more than evident that I love Saku, Sorry if I bother you saying that I love Saku, it's inevitable. Saku, I love you. ✨💕

  • @farixguardian
    @farixguardian 3 роки тому +23

    Me: *silently drops like and comment while internally screaming that he's teasing me with no intention of a part 2 (under my own assumption)*

  • @katie_is9911
    @katie_is9911 3 роки тому +24

    him: at least ill have something nice to look at for a change....
    me: did he just call me ugly XD

  • @julydaydreamer404
    @julydaydreamer404 3 роки тому +35

    Never expected "I am early" moment

  • @bbpoy
    @bbpoy 3 роки тому +27

    “This is my study Room you are not permitted here”
    Me: wanna bet😃

  • @binkysmith5301
    @binkysmith5301 3 роки тому +384

    me: * sees SakuVA posted another video during zoom class and clicks on it*
    him: you finally awake
    me: i just love being here
    teacher: * start calling on me*
    me: * starts paying attention after the video*
    teacher: miss Blue why weren't you answering me when i was calling your name
    me: cuz when daddy SakuVa talking it’s quite ain't backtalk

    • @laylapawlowski4748
      @laylapawlowski4748 3 роки тому +12

      😏🥵🔥🥶💃🏻😍😽😳

    • @Kaonashi707
      @Kaonashi707 2 роки тому +7

      What possessed you to call a stranger "daddy" 💀

    • @sana8547
      @sana8547 2 роки тому +8

      @@Kaonashi707 fr this is giving me second hand embarrassment

    • @yemrry1150
      @yemrry1150 2 роки тому +3

      @@Kaonashi707 FR 😭

    • @vvampwebb
      @vvampwebb 2 роки тому +2

      @@sana8547 FR GFDJGD 💀

  • @AlienApril
    @AlienApril 3 роки тому +72

    So he knows my clothes size?
    I don’t know weather or not to be scared or excited

    • @Breebe3
      @Breebe3 3 роки тому +3

      I read this right when he was talking about it

    • @molly-zk8sx
      @molly-zk8sx 3 роки тому

      Lets take both

  • @changheartkey
    @changheartkey 3 роки тому +18

    Omg, this story is such an inspiration. Sounds like a WEBTOON story but an audio. 👌👌

  • @User-dz2jv
    @User-dz2jv 3 роки тому +24

    I’m sucker for story driven audios, so I’m excited to see where you take this

  • @amorphous_asterism
    @amorphous_asterism 3 роки тому +15

    "this is the study, you're not permitted in here"
    literally everyone - oh no!
    anyways

  • @vampiregirl1243
    @vampiregirl1243 3 роки тому +10

    Him: "This is my study, you are not permitted to go in."
    Me: "But if i'm your housekeeper, I need to clean that room too!"

  • @yyelvmiiv
    @yyelvmiiv 3 роки тому +35

    *I’m surprised no one is ranting in the comments w/ how much they want a pt. 2💀💀🤚*

  • @Kontsu21
    @Kontsu21 3 роки тому +58

    UA-cam: Z-
    Me: click faster than my hart beat
    *UA-cam : damn girl*

  • @theanueva441
    @theanueva441 3 роки тому +29

    him: "i'll give you freedom"
    me: *_screams mentally being a yeagerist_*

  • @thatanonymouschocolate
    @thatanonymouschocolate 3 роки тому +19

    “What about internet access.”
    Me: gimme the WiFi password! I need to watch to my shows! 😠

  • @miyoshiaihara3302
    @miyoshiaihara3302 3 роки тому +10

    "Come, you can bring your plate but don't drop any crumbs"
    I can literally imagine us following him around holding a plate and chewing 😆

  • @theshadymiddy6534
    @theshadymiddy6534 3 роки тому +16

    *sees new video is up* Ah yesss ! *clicks on it instantly* Also I love the professor one, listened to it 10 times already-

  • @Gaggiftt
    @Gaggiftt 3 роки тому +14

    “finished school with above average grades”
    you sure you got the right person mate cause idk who this one is 💀

  • @Cheebie_108
    @Cheebie_108 3 роки тому +22

    New-Boss: do you remember saying to me "save me", with a desperate plead after passing out?
    Me: yeah, I remember saying that. But I was saying that after seeing my life flash before my eyes, to the angelic angel to save me. Not the devil himself, thank you very much. But I'm honored you took me under your wing and given me a job, Sir. This will be interesting indeed👍

  • @hunni6051
    @hunni6051 3 роки тому +16

    him: i like the way you say it
    me: *is stuttering and still figuring out how to pronounce his name*

  • @nanamiharuka9559
    @nanamiharuka9559 3 роки тому +38

    When he drinks the water I legit thought he was going to feed me mouth to mouth pls kill me😭😭😭😭😭✋✋✋✋✋

    • @kkqum9072
      @kkqum9072 3 роки тому +2

      Me too Me too😔🏃

  • @auristellar
    @auristellar 3 роки тому +34

    I'm working on my calculus rn
    But you know *PRIORITY*

  • @mysticmae1834
    @mysticmae1834 3 роки тому +4

    The title, I can't-... I already love it! This is the type of content that I need

  • @yuminakamura1665
    @yuminakamura1665 3 роки тому +3

    his ability to sound an uke and then seme.. chef's kisses

  • @user-zd2nr5tr2n
    @user-zd2nr5tr2n 3 роки тому +8

    Me: * tells my friends I'm busy *
    The "busy":

  • @Mylovemineallmine4
    @Mylovemineallmine4 3 роки тому +14

    I got really sad when I couldn't go into the garden ngl. I bet it's really pretty and at the center of it is like a greenhouse. WHY CAN'T I GO INTO THE GARDEN 😔

  • @eyaa5004
    @eyaa5004 3 роки тому +14

    funny how you always make my fridays way better , thank you Saku

  • @Smgfan2000
    @Smgfan2000 3 роки тому +3

    I do believe I hear the beginnings of a seriessss

  • @meahconnelly2122
    @meahconnelly2122 3 роки тому +2

    Yall this needs to become a movie

  • @severigne_m7652
    @severigne_m7652 3 роки тому +15

    Bish I wanna live in that house... even only as a maid... it sounda beautiful

  • @PrincessK016
    @PrincessK016 3 роки тому +15

    “ save me save me .... I need your love before I fall, fall”
    -BTS 💜

  • @caitlin.-roblox_genshien
    @caitlin.-roblox_genshien 3 роки тому +8

    Him: dont drop any crumbs
    Me:drops crumbs cutely
    Him:🤦
    Me:😳
    Me:oops 👁👄👁💅

  • @raziellupei3542
    @raziellupei3542 3 роки тому +7

    More plz. I like the flow of the story and feel like this could be an interesting story!

  • @akuroyuno5346
    @akuroyuno5346 3 роки тому +10

    Me : *Enters youtube because I'm bored*
    Still me : *Sees that you posted a new vid*
    Me smashing my screen by tapping on the video : TRIGGERED ಠ_ಠ

  • @sirthisisamcdonalds5552
    @sirthisisamcdonalds5552 3 роки тому +6

    i already know this is gonna be a good series

  • @maxstandring226
    @maxstandring226 3 роки тому +5

    I want to marry this mans voice😌✋

  • @andthatswhatyoumissedongle8957
    @andthatswhatyoumissedongle8957 3 роки тому +1

    HOLY SHI WAIT OMFG WAIT DOES THIS CONNECT WITH THE BOMB IN THE CAFE VIDEO??!! PLEASE OMG IVE BEEN LISTENING TO ALL OF THE AUDIOS AND WAS CONNECTING THE DOTS

  • @maxthadoll
    @maxthadoll 3 роки тому +6

    The accent kills me it's so addictive

  • @robinlibrodo6634
    @robinlibrodo6634 3 роки тому +1

    I know this is supposed to play into a slow burn romantic fantasy, but honestly all I can focus on is the shelter and job security fantasy

  • @azaleasoriano7485
    @azaleasoriano7485 3 роки тому +4

    this is sooo freaking good, it's like a wattpad story