Attorney: “Is that water you’re drinking right now?” David: “Uh, well, I’m not exactly sure what’s in the cup. I think it’s water…or a clear liquid… I don’t know, you’re gonna have to axe Michelle. She handles my drinks and stuff like that…”
Attorney: "What is your name?" Him: "Uhm...can you simplify the question?" Attorney: "What have they called you since the day you were born?" Him: "I don't really have any involvement in that...you'd probably have to axe Michelle"
I can't stand her ... He might be a charlatan cult leader, but she's an advocate for the cult of the state and the IRS... She's a condescending minion of government and in my opinion actually more dangerous than this goofball running his 'church'. He's doing nothing more than taking advantage of people who freely offer up their resources to fund his lifestyle ... Immoral , you could say that .. but illegal? I don't think so. I blame the low IQ people who follow these pied pipers much like those who continue to believe the purely ceremonial ritual of voting has any real significance. Religious cults or political cults .. they're all kind of the same thing in the end.
Collen took DET down like a rotten tree perfect performance remember your opinion is a lie. My best friend told me that I’m the queen of the maxi pads.
Michelle is the new Google! Dang he's so ugly, what in the world do ladies see in him? GROSS 😝 nodding that fat head of his, agreeing with his lawyer, like he finally knows something that he doesn't have to axe Michelle about.🙄🤤🙄🤤🙄🤤🙄
@@kitrichardson5573 Well since I sit on the board and I'm authorized to write checks, (without his knowledge) that alleviates Michelle from at least one of her jobs. I feel bad for her, cuz she has so many jobs, that she can't ever go home, but on a more "pacific" note, she needs to get some "cancelling" from Ms Jessikey, cuz she has to be on drugs in order to just stay awake to do her jobs. 🤐🤤🤐🤤🤐🤤
So entertaining to watch. I've been watching to fall asleep for a week now. His smooth calm lies are just the right amount of comedy to fall asleep to.
It also makes it easier for the entire foot soldier centurions of Wall Street stock pushers to catch some sleep as well. Not to mention Jordan Belfort.
@@larrylunceford7395 thank u for making the video..i definitely understand..i knew from the beginning bz it happen to me with a pastor n deacon only difference i left b4 anything could happen to me..wen i caught them smoking weed in the parking of the church and cussing in the church..i knew it was time to find another church
Axe= Ask Pacific= Specific Aspet= Aspect Ministry= any money laundering operation he’s involved in. Residential ministry= Big mfin mansion That should help out some.
Every now and again, I’ll make some popcorn, fix myself a drink, and cue this masterpiece up like it’s a feature film. The comedy is just that good. Tonight is one of those nights. #sendintheclowns
Don’t forget to invite Michelle and also axe her if she likes her popcorn sweet or savory. I would axe her myself but I’m just so busy traveling with Michelle.
CN that made me think of the scripture of how God feels about a father like him. This man has no care for his children clearly but he loves himself. God tells no lies, his word is real life knowledge. Reference to his kind is all throughout the Bible.
@@instigator11985 It's a cultural jargon, typical in low income communities, where people struggle with education the most. I was raised in a low income community and most kids around me talked like that, but as they grew older fewer and fewer people would talk like that. It's less racial, more cultural. If a kid grows up surrounded by people who talk like that, they'll talk like that. African americans are far more likely to talk like this because they are more commonly found in these kinds of communities than most other races.
Or what people's specific titles are, what they do there, if they are a volunteer, what a volunteer may do, is it an office or a house, real work or behind the scene work. Lol has no idea what is going on anywhere, but all the visits! You betcha, lol. This guy 🤦 Can't answer the questions, but can try and define words as well. He just "doesn't understand."
Best part of being unemployed right now is that I can devote the entirety of my day to this deposition and the one that preceded. I've enjoyed breakfast lunch, and dinner mightily while viewing from bed. It couples well with "To Catch a Predator". EDIT: It's 3 months later and I just accepted an offer for a really amazing job. I worked very hard to get it. During the interview, I was asked why I had a such a long gap in between employment. I looked him dead in the eyes and said "You're gonna have to ax Michelle..."
He’s taking advantage of the United States tax code. Sadly it doesn’t sound like he is actually breaking any laws. He’s a grade A piece of crap, of that I have no doubt, but I can’t clearly see any indictable criminal offenses.
As soon as he got in the car when this was over, Michelle calls him and asks if he mentioned her name at all? His response "No, I don't think so, maybe once or twice"
@@Sleepy11323.. Omg I would so do it!!!!!! In a damn heartbeat!!!!! And he's so effin smug, he thinks he's untouchable!!!! But that's ok, cuz if our justice system doesn't get him, GOD WILL!!!!!! AND I WISH I COULD BE THERE WHEN JESUS TRULY COMES FACE TO FACE WITH THIS SLOTH!!!!!
needs a raise...she just as crooked talking past tense.....she had a nice little salary for doing nothing and all the benefits. Especially those nice cars. Remember, out all the "staff" their was only two people on the payroll out of hundreds......
Oh, I think she’s taking care of that herself! I think she’s skimming hers off the top & socking it away somewhere! Cause he’d be too dumb to know! She’s the brains.
"He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole comment section goes loud"😂😂😂
Hey! She has a deposition that comes out tomorrow. This is back in 2015 around the time is his ua-cam.com/video/tqb7ELN85rU/v-deo.html check it out tomorrow
Attorney: Is that a jacket you're wearing? David: Well, Its kinda like pants... but goes on your arms....I don't think I would consider it a jacket though. You're really gonna have to axe Michelle.
Sounds like he doesn't want to get into pacifics about how many times he's seen Jesus. I think he wants to postfone his answer on that until he can axe Michelle
Oh my Goodness I was looking for the pos phone comment, but I spelled it different than your spelling. I'm sure your spelling is more accurate, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard that one.
I find it baffling that a man operating on this level of profound idiocy has been able to collect large sums of money via donations, unethically or otherwise.
@@DaveSwart Taylor Was given one million dollars by Deborah Frazier Rick frazier's ex wife. The attorney is Rick frazier's attorney trying to get back his ex wife's money that he gave her in the divorce. He was accusing Taylor of fraud because the ex wife gave him all of her divorce settlement to the tune of 1 million dollars plus all the equity in her house that was paid out. Leaving Deborah Frazier destitute.
I'm still trying to figure out how his attorney let a lot of the tax questions go. Any competent attorney would have told him to assert his 5th amendment rights and not answer.
Daytona Says What?! No. thats a man so nervous about giving the attorney information that would incriminate him for spending all that money from scamming poor people, that his head is going crazy and not able to focus
Joseph Drolick you have no idea what this case is about. Go look at the difference between a criminal and civil case. You need to do Law 101 and just understand the basics. He’s not on trial for anything. You don’t get what’s going on.
Daytona Says What?! You really think that’s what that sociopath is thinking?? He keeps pinging off of his attorneys cause he doesn’t know what the hell hes doing. And you really think this idiots first thought when he was asked his sons birthday was to mislead the plaintiffs??? Screw your Law 101 crap this is common sense
That in itself is a tell. Dud's a sociopath. His eyes are dead. He is nervous at the beginning he chews the inside of his mouth. I see a lot of anger in this guy.
CRYING!!! Every question, "aaaaa.um aaaaaa, (chew my lip) aaaaa, (squirms in chair) ummmm, Michele, aaaaa, um basicaly can you repeat the qiestion. Oh, no I have not had any lawsuits that I remember " oh, that one with GE" oh that guy was falsely accusing the church of having his video and sony Drs-652 duel head rapid playback decks with silicon dialectric bafibulas , no dont remember Final outcome, you would (DRUM ROLL)....HAVE TO AX MICHELLE!!!!!!
"Whisper lie" very astute , thank you, I couldnt quite put it to the proper vernacular. Im gonna use that one.But Ill give you the credit!!! Of course family / friends dont know you but Ill make it work decently .Again very intelligent thanx
Dang y’all should warned me!!! Had this playing while driving, laughed so hard I cut off oxygen to my brain…passed out. Woke up in a parking lot looking up at some woman who was in the process of reviving me with one hand and handing my wallet to a Black Leprechaun with a receding hairline. Now I been black all my life but I never seen nothing like this dude. He ran off into the woods as I sat up and the woman in black helped me to my feet. I wanted to pay her but had no wallet, I axed her for her name and she said Michelle….saved my dang life.
This dude should have walked in, said “axe Michelle.” and moonwalked out. The end.
This would make a great sketch comedy skit
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HAHAHA !
I laughed so loud at this comment! 😂😂😂
Michelle's deposition could go for $49.99 on pay-per-view...
Adam M lol. That was a good 1. I would pay to see it.
Adam M 😂
hilarious
Adam M lmfaoooo I'm so dead 💀 😂😂😂😂
Adam M I'd pay
Michelle is the hardest working woman in America.
George Smart lol true!
She runs America! Ya'll should make her the next president. She knows everything
The American country.
Michelle is going to be the hardest worker in the federal prison.lol thanks to The Apostle David Taylor
I need a Michelle...
I don't understand why businesses like Amazon hire 10's of thousands of employees when they could just hire Michelle.🤷🏾♂️
Axe Michelle
Michelle most certainly is a very good runner up for CEO of J.M.M.I.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂 at this point i think Michelle is made up
She’s real and has a deposition out on you tube
"Michelle is our associate associator who associates the associations when need be associating.''
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😂😂😂😂
Lol😆😆😆
😂😂😂 So, you're saying she's an associate??
DLJ TV 😂😂😭
Lesson Learned: Talking "softly" doesn't make you less guilty.
Shhh,he doesn't want God to hear him
critic factss
critic Drove me nuts! I couldn’t listen any more
I want to drop kick his ass. Fucker!
@@davidmcghee1087 🤣🤣
I bet Michelle is just him wearing a wig.
😂😂😂
LMAO😂
Hopefully that wig covers that fat head.
Your name got you a like👍🏻
Good original one!
Who here in 2024?
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Meeee
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Man, I fall asleep to these videos lol. Anyone else?
Yea yea embarrassingly I stumbled on this dumpster fire of a person 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
I cannot wit him
i got pulled over today and the cop asked if i knew how fast i was going and i said " i dont know, you need to axe michelle she would have the answer"
the RUSH COUNTY picker You, Sir, Have An Amazing Sense of Humor! #LikeMcDonaldsImLovingIt
The cop said he wasn't "acknowledgeable about that."
the RUSH COUNTY picker hhahhhahahahahahahahahahahgahahahahahahahahaahha
the RUSH COUNTY picker The cop would say "You have to answer yes or no".
the RUSH COUNTY picker lmao that's great their probably is no Michelle but he can't remember honestly!👏
Michelle has a bestseller titled: "The View From Under The Bus."
This is gold 🤣
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LMAO!
I'm going to axe her for her autograph. Maybe she will autograph a large check for me😂
that went over slot of ppls heads ! 😂😂 deserves way more likes !
I was minding my own business until god told me to binge watch these videos. This guy is a piece of work.
Same
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MD D 😂😂😂😂😂😩
You guys are funny and you got that right
I cant figure out what the deposition is for though...hahahha. is it a fraud case?
“I hired Michelle to handle everything because I travel so much”
“Who travels with you?”
“Michelle”
Lol!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Sir why do you keep biting your lips?
“I’m not to sure that’s something that Michelle would know she handles that”
Hahaha hahaha hahaha 🤣
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo. Lmaooooooooooooooooooooo.
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Lmaoo🔥🔥
I want to make some “ask Michelle” shirts. Who would buy?
But you have to spell it "axe Michelle"
I would buy
Yes!!!
Put me down for 2😆😆😆😆😆
Add "Michelle knows"
Attorney: “Is that water you’re drinking right now?”
David: “Uh, well, I’m not exactly sure what’s in the cup. I think it’s water…or a clear liquid… I don’t know, you’re gonna have to axe Michelle. She handles my drinks and stuff like that…”
@Goddess K IKR...He went "Jodi Arias" on em'!
Lol
So good .. lol
Goddess…
Oh stop lol 😆🤣
That door slam in the middle of the video is the sound of his lawyer leaving the room and walking into traffic
Lol
😂
This should be a "how to spot a liar by body language alone"
You can actually mute him and you'll still hear the lies!
😂😂
you are hilarious lol
“You’ll have to axeMichelle”
AMEN...HE COVERING UP ALL HIS TRACKS..AS IF WE CANT SEE THROUGH HIS BS!!
Jax Tyler hey Jax a brother enslaving his own people and dishing discipline with a Gucci rare lizard belt
God spoke to David Taylor. And David told God to speak to Michelle
FoodforThought lol
Foodfor Thought.....LMAO!!!!! CLASSIC!!
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂🏆 gold!!
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Attorney: "What is your name?"
Him: "Uhm...can you simplify the question?"
Attorney: "What have they called you since the day you were born?"
Him: "I don't really have any involvement in that...you'd probably have to axe Michelle"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm crying 😂😂.. Too funny!!
@@lisah8197 I know right🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Your Comment got me in 😂😂😂😂😂
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Thank You Taylor.....I needed that laugh. Smh lhh
I absolutely love the attorney questioning him 😂
I can't stand her ... He might be a charlatan cult leader, but she's an advocate for the cult of the state and the IRS... She's a condescending minion of government and in my opinion actually more dangerous than this goofball running his 'church'. He's doing nothing more than taking advantage of people who freely offer up their resources to fund his lifestyle ... Immoral , you could say that .. but illegal? I don't think so. I blame the low IQ people who follow these pied pipers much like those who continue to believe the purely ceremonial ritual of voting has any real significance. Religious cults or political cults .. they're all kind of the same thing in the end.
Collen took DET down like a rotten tree perfect performance remember your opinion is a lie. My best friend told me that I’m the queen of the maxi pads.
Apparently he doesn't Google anything. He just Michelle's it.
Michele travels everywhere he travels plus she does 49 additional things.
I’m crying in tears
Michelle is the new Google!
Dang he's so ugly, what in the world do ladies see in him? GROSS 😝 nodding that fat head of his, agreeing with his lawyer, like he finally knows something that he doesn't have to axe Michelle about.🙄🤤🙄🤤🙄🤤🙄
@@kitrichardson5573 Well since I sit on the board and I'm authorized to write checks, (without his knowledge) that alleviates Michelle from at least one of her jobs. I feel bad for her, cuz she has so many jobs, that she can't ever go home, but on a more "pacific" note, she needs to get some "cancelling" from Ms Jessikey, cuz she has to be on drugs in order to just stay awake to do her jobs.
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That lip biting is really annoying. Classic sign of guilt if I ever saw one
Also signs of cocaine
very nervous and cant hide it.
@@harielesquivel1257 Seems certainly not on drugs.
He should’ve chewed his lips 👄 off by now
The weirdest part is, he's not actually biting his lip. He's pretend biting. LOL.
So entertaining to watch. I've been watching to fall asleep for a week now. His smooth calm lies are just the right amount of comedy to fall asleep to.
That's a damn shame. For me too!
😂😂😂😂
ASMR?
It also makes it easier for the entire foot soldier centurions of Wall Street stock pushers to catch some sleep as well. Not to mention Jordan Belfort.
🤣😄😅😂🤣...I am over here rolling "smooth calm lies"🤣😂😅
This lady has great patience, and I don't know how she doesn't just bust out laughing.
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You'll have to ask Michelle about that
My own brother use to lick, bite his lips before he would lie. This dude lied for 7 straight hours.
Jeff Morton 😅😅
Jeff Morton ua-cam.com/video/9szwWjCZhRU/v-deo.html
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@@larrylunceford7395 thank u for making the video..i definitely understand..i knew from the beginning bz it happen to me with a pastor n deacon only difference i left b4 anything could happen to me..wen i caught them smoking weed in the parking of the church and cussing in the church..i knew it was time to find another church
@@sheanatural2u Are you serious? Wow!🤔
He’s eating that lip like it’s the new Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich
Yeah!! It Drives me crazy!
Ha Ha!!
That's what uppers like coke and meth do to you.
@@DON96RON HE IS REALLY GOOD AT DECEIVING PEOPLE AND STEALING THEIR MONEY.
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Axe= Ask
Pacific= Specific
Aspet= Aspect
Ministry= any money laundering operation he’s involved in.
Residential ministry= Big mfin mansion
That should help out some.
GREAT JOB
Appreciate the glossary 💯💯😂
This laid me out
Don’t forget “The American Country” aka the USA. This guy has the worst grammar and the weirdest way of phrasing things it’s mind boggling.
Don't forget -
Akkrite = Accurate
Every now and again, I’ll make some popcorn, fix myself a drink, and cue this masterpiece up like it’s a feature film. The comedy is just that good. Tonight is one of those nights. #sendintheclowns
Don’t forget to invite Michelle and also axe her if she likes her popcorn sweet or savory. I would axe her myself but I’m just so busy traveling with Michelle.
It is similar to a favorite comedy movie or comedy special. It’s fantastic.
😂
Whenever he does one of those coughs he's choking on another lie.
I thought the same thing!! Haha
So he has made LOTs of lies...
C CAN good one
I think when coughs it means hes telling the truth bcuz he coughed like twice. 🤪
C CAN I think it’s a nervous tick lol just like his lip biting 🧐
I just wanna know the make & model of the bus he threw Michelle under
Geeked Eats ax carguru
Geeked Eats 😂👌🏼
I'm guessing he would tell you to AXE MICHELLE lmfao 😆😂🤣
Oh , man that has just made me laff , proper !!
Idk the "Pacific" model but I'm sure he spent some bread on it "axe" about it
He knew exactly how much his child support payments were but he didn’t even know his own child’s birthday. Sad.
RIGHT 🤨
Does that shock you!!!! He can't even remember any scriptures from the Bible, he proclaims to be a representing apostle of!!!!!! What a joke!!!!!
He don't have to know how much his child support payment is or the childs birthday, as long as Michelle knows. Period!!!
That's y he cut his salary in half
CN that made me think of the scripture of how God feels about a father like him. This man has no care for his children clearly but he loves himself. God tells no lies, his word is real life knowledge. Reference to his kind is all throughout the Bible.
If you wanna know why I’m back 5 years later, still watching this gem….”Ax Michelle”
I’m here now Feb 2023 😂😂😂
Why he says ax? Is that an african american thing? Im not from USA
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@@instigator11985 It's a cultural jargon, typical in low income communities, where people struggle with education the most. I was raised in a low income community and most kids around me talked like that, but as they grew older fewer and fewer people would talk like that. It's less racial, more cultural. If a kid grows up surrounded by people who talk like that, they'll talk like that. African americans are far more likely to talk like this because they are more commonly found in these kinds of communities than most other races.
I’m addicted to this… he remembers over 1000 visits from Jesus but not his kids’ birthdays, addresses, how much rent is, his allowances…. So crazy!
Or what people's specific titles are, what they do there, if they are a volunteer, what a volunteer may do, is it an office or a house, real work or behind the scene work. Lol has no idea what is going on anywhere, but all the visits! You betcha, lol. This guy 🤦 Can't answer the questions, but can try and define words as well. He just "doesn't understand."
Facts 😂😂😂
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Or, in fact, that he has kids and one lives with him.
Yea this dude is whack.!!!!
Best part of being unemployed right now is that I can devote the entirety of my day to this deposition and the one that preceded. I've enjoyed breakfast lunch, and dinner mightily while viewing from bed. It couples well with "To Catch a Predator".
EDIT: It's 3 months later and I just accepted an offer for a really amazing job. I worked very hard to get it. During the interview, I was asked why I had a such a long gap in between employment. I looked him dead in the eyes and said "You're gonna have to ax Michelle..."
Taylor Thibodeau still looking for work ? Where do you live
@@janesalviani4630 Texas???
But nothing can truly compare to TCAP. Hope the job search worked out for you man.
Lies
Same dude, same
If I whisper, god can't hear me lying.
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Awesome comment all pastors put on the humble saint voice after time thats their natural voice
Oh my goodness that's funny lol.
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I watched it more than once also. I just can’t believe this criminal has not been arrested.
I've watched it at least 5 times and it never ever gets old
He’s taking advantage of the United States tax code. Sadly it doesn’t sound like he is actually breaking any laws. He’s a grade A piece of crap, of that I have no doubt, but I can’t clearly see any indictable criminal offenses.
The church is allowed to lie cheat and steal in USA.
Want to run a legal scam? Start a church.
How is he a criminal??
How is he not ? Are you dense ?@@CompassionateEyes
As soon as he got in the car when this was over, Michelle calls him and asks if he mentioned her name at all? His response "No, I don't think so, maybe once or twice"
"no, I don't think so, maybe once or twice, ask Michelle"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✅
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Or maybe thousands of times
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"I'm so busy" Has not adequately explained one single function that he performs.
He's an owl🦉
pt6guy the brother has been busy with iteneraries
He resemble one of Ghana president call Kwame Nkrumah
His function is to get money out of the wallets that think they can purchase hope or redemption
He's throws wheelchairs and stuff around as he screams at people to give him all their worldly possessions ,, does that count as busy..
Plot twist--Michelle is his alter ego.
Dobbs You don't know how long this made me crack tf up!!!!!
Dobbs copying someone else's funny comment makes your copy not funny
Best0nlineGamer I didn't have enough time to read through comments... if someone said it first, sorry
Best0nlineGamer different people can think of the same joke...
@Dobbs Oh my God Dobbs, thanks! Thanks a lot....now I have milk ALL over my desk....(I'm gonna axe Michelle where the cleaning rags are kep')
Im here AGAIN im 2024 i couldn't think how to find this video so i searched " black pastor, ask michelle" and BOOM the video popped up😂😂😂
He doesn't shave his head because he knows he'll look exactly like Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince if he does. Don't believe me? Axe Michelle.
You are ta quit it 😂
Please tell me at the end of this long story that this piece of s*** goes to prison
Lmao
And will! Lol
Disciplined his daughter with a belt, the kid was lucky tho, it was a 30k Gucci belt
Lol
He beat a little girl with a gucci belt he bought with money he scammed from sick, eldery, old ladies. This man would be hung if it was 150 years ago.
Lol oh shit funny
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@@wesleyhempoli5548 wellll of course he would be hung! 150 years ago id be hung too
"Can you confirm your name, please?"
"You'll have to axe Michelle for that, she deals with that for me."
DMG118 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻
ROFLMFWAO
There IS a Michelle. She's a blond lady.
lmao :D
Lolllllllll
This is probably my 57th time watching this. His patheticness is just so damn addictive
My husband just sent this to me asking if I’d seen it bc it’s so funny. I was like I have parts memorized!
what the hell isa start up? this is a monolog.
Michele sleep there.
This guy reminds me of donald trump
who in their wright mine will donate money to this guy church.
We should all just show up to one of his stupid conventions wearing “Axe Michelle” t shirts
Hell yea
Im in
I'm in. That would be quite Interesting.. 🤭🤔🤔
MemberOfTheLambily Or one saying ‘be more pacific’
@@Sleepy11323.. Omg I would so do it!!!!!! In a damn heartbeat!!!!! And he's so effin smug, he thinks he's untouchable!!!! But that's ok, cuz if our justice system doesn't get him, GOD WILL!!!!!! AND I WISH I COULD BE THERE WHEN JESUS TRULY COMES FACE TO FACE WITH THIS SLOTH!!!!!
That baby talk whispering then clearing of the throat means a big lie just occurred....
Someone give him water and chapstick
one things clear, michelle needs a raise because she seems to be like the wizard of oz running everything that happens in these companies
Sound like a hater
needs a raise...she just as crooked talking past tense.....she had a nice little salary for doing nothing and all the benefits. Especially those nice cars. Remember, out all the "staff" their was only two people on the payroll out of hundreds......
Oh, I think she’s taking care of that herself! I think she’s skimming hers off the top & socking it away somewhere! Cause he’d be too dumb to know! She’s the brains.
Indeed....he don't know nothing....they can't ask him nothing less he speaks to Michelle. 🤚🏿🗣
Right? 😂😂😂😂
I love how his mouth gives him away whenever he gets caught in a shady move and blinks non stop when lying
He doesn't know a lot of things, but he knows how to take people's money.
no the fools gave it to him
I think you mean "He don't know a lot of things but he know how to take people's money"
@@beatingallodds3357 Desperation make people vulnerable and nutts.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, his blaming his secretary, he's driving Bentleys.
He swervin'😂😂😂😂
Moms spaghetti.
agreed! he keeps saying executive but i think he means executive assistant.
All while wearing louie vitton
"He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole comment section goes loud"😂😂😂
For someone who is used to acting infront of cameras, he sure cant hide that lip biting
So weird.
Its laughable
“ mhm”
“You have to answer yes or no”
“ yes mhm”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
EVERYTIME 🤣🤣
Attorney: “why do you crouch into a softly spoken turtle when lying?”
Turtle Dave: “Oh, that’s just ma’shell”
hahahaha
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@@VictorHernandez-pu6cg I'll bet you Michelle's deposition would sell for $100.00, minimum!! As far as I know, there isn't one.
Well done sir, well done.
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Judge Judy would have loved this one.
She would lose it, reach over and punch his lights out!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Judge Judy!
Hats off to this attorney for keeping her cool and allowing this fraud to dig his own grave!
I swear sometimes I can hear her holding back laughter. 🤣😂
He got no jail time
@@mobsnitchanonymous213 What was the outcome? Hopefully, he burned in Hell!
I agree. Subscribe to J Petty on UA-cam. You may like my channel
@Sara Allison Wow, He should be in jail!
Fast forward to 2 years ago....
Michelle: I cant answer any of your questions.
I want to see Michelle do a reaction video to this one.
I'd like to see her do a video for a diss song called "Thanks, David".
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Oh my god..
That'd be the greatest thing ever!
Lol
Hey! She has a deposition that comes out tomorrow. This is back in 2015 around the time is his ua-cam.com/video/tqb7ELN85rU/v-deo.html check it out tomorrow
He is disgusting to watch but I can't seem to stop watching!
Same here lol. I'm already rewatching for the 10th time. Addictive shit watching this worm squirm
Same here!!
Ikr I watched this over 20x. He is disgusting though lol
Just Jameka swearrr this my 4th time watching
Agree
Such a rocky start when he forgets the existence of his own children
😂😂😂😂 he really did. Lmao
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Michelle hands that.
Probably one of the only questions he didn't have to lie about, but still did lol
When trying to sound intelligent, falls short 😂😂😂
Especially when he's "pacific" about his answers.
That’s PROPRIET-ORY!!😂
When you use a comma for no reason and look like a bit of a blockhead.
@@CraigStCyrPlusclearly you read with no regard for commas. 😂😂😂 My punctuation was placed there, purposely 😂😂😂
@@missoliver38 Oh, gotcha. I'll keep that in mind - for next time. Dummy.
Attorney: Is that a jacket you're wearing?
David: Well, Its kinda like pants... but goes on your arms....I don't think I would consider it a jacket though. You're really gonna have to axe Michelle.
Omg 😂
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Nailed it
I hate this fast and pray it down please dont just comment the ordasity
Lmao! This needs more likes
Sounds like he doesn't want to get into pacifics about how many times he's seen Jesus. I think he wants to postfone his answer on that until he can axe Michelle
Oh my Goodness I was looking for the pos phone comment, but I spelled it different than your spelling. I'm sure your spelling is more accurate, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard that one.
You legend
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@@walshythemusician
These comments were hilarious
He don't know pacifically. Axe Michelle.
I find it baffling that a man operating on this level of profound idiocy has been able to collect large sums of money via donations, unethically or otherwise.
Me too
eequalsmcdonald that alone speaks volumes about the IQ of those who follow him
Clearly the collections are made from bigger idiots
Agreed ... my thoughts exactly
Couldn’t have said it better myself. 💯👏🏼✨
This is a train wreck I can't stop watching .
I can't stop either!lol
54:50 What was the essence of the lawsuit? “...that’s the thing I don’t remember.”
Going on four years here
@@DaveSwart Taylor Was given one million dollars by Deborah Frazier Rick frazier's ex wife. The attorney is Rick frazier's attorney trying to get back his ex wife's money that he gave her in the divorce. He was accusing Taylor of fraud because the ex wife gave him all of her divorce settlement to the tune of 1 million dollars plus all the equity in her house that was paid out. Leaving Deborah Frazier destitute.
I'm still trying to figure out how his attorney let a lot of the tax questions go. Any competent attorney would have told him to assert his 5th amendment rights and not answer.
IT'S 2020 AND WE STILL WANT MICHELLE'S DEPOSITION.
We don't care if the case is closed, we just want to watch the best drama of the decade.
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Where is Micheal hahaha
Wait so what happened to him?
@@conmon210 In jail
@@conmon210 nothing really, he's still preaching at his mega church
This is honestly better than 90% of television
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october 12, 2023 and i’m still coming back to this again and again. 😂😂😂 i can’t with this
Your not alone
Here for it in Sept 24 I watch it to remind me about religion and scamming liars.
He didn't even know his sons birthday thats sad
He didn't remember he had another child at first too! Insane.
Of course he knows this information. He’s trying to not give any specifics and mislead the plaintiffs attorneys as much as he can.
Daytona Says What?! No. thats a man so nervous about giving the attorney information that would incriminate him for spending all that money from scamming poor people, that his head is going crazy and not able to focus
Joseph Drolick you have no idea what this case is about. Go look at the difference between a criminal and civil case. You need to do Law 101 and just understand the basics. He’s not on trial for anything. You don’t get what’s going on.
Daytona Says What?! You really think that’s what that sociopath is thinking?? He keeps pinging off of his attorneys cause he doesn’t know what the hell hes doing. And you really think this idiots first thought when he was asked his sons birthday was to mislead the plaintiffs??? Screw your Law 101 crap this is common sense
I enjoy the way he agrees with his lawyer every time he speaks. He nods like a madman.
Bus driver just called to confirm that it was definitely Michelle who thrown under his bus.
😂😂😂😂😂My stomach hurts!!!!
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Mitchell is packing up her bags while this dude is throwing her under the bus.🤣🤣
Not sure how long this deposition was but she is ground beef at this point. Clothes strewn everywhere on the road.
"We don't give out titles".. says' David "The Apostle" Taylor.!!
Lmmfao
JMMI stands for Just Michelle Michelle Incorporated.
Just me, myself and I. It's all just this liar. I doubt there even is a Michelle
@@CoinsAndCapsaicin There is a Michelle. You can see her in his videos. According to his daughter they're knocking boots!
Jesus, Mary and MIchelle
Just me & Michelle Inc.
@@jbohnoff that's even better lol. He didnt do anything
I'm sure he needed a new suit after this.
Well, it slid by that time. Next time, someone with a beef might not have the patience for legal processes ...
And and a new pair of underpants
But only a Gucci or Versace suit from down in the Bahamas after he gets dropped off in his Bentley though!!
Lol... right
at least a new pair of underwear.
It's amazing how he doesn't give any sign of being nervous or lying throughout the interview, the dude keeps a pokerface 🤣
I noticed that, too. His confidence is incredible. 😂😂😂😂
That in itself is a tell. Dud's a sociopath. His eyes are dead. He is nervous at the beginning he chews the inside of his mouth. I see a lot of anger in this guy.
@ronk9830 it's all an act. Watch his mouth.
@@mishuk5043 Was being sarcastic, same as the original poster. 😃
chewing his lips off and trying not to choke on his own lies!sneaky lying snake!
He doesn’t realize that she knows the answers to the questions she is asking him.
She was Michelle the entire time😂😂☠️☠️🧐
@@psychokinesis878 😂😂😂💀 now that’s a plot twist
Just wanting to see how deep of a hoke he's going to continue digging for himself
Jesus is a terrible BFF for not giving his homie a heads up at any point during his 8,386 dream visitations.
-Written by M. Night Shyamalan-@@psychokinesis878
As soon as he sworn in to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth .... He started lying 😩
He is so condescending and tries to sound smart and makes himself sound dumber in the process.
@Unknown Matrix AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH tru dat
Seriously stupid man. He said she was " forging " when he tried to call her a liar. Complete moron.
So true
But he won his case
It was a divorce case. He was deposed as to what the money Mrs Fisher donated was used for . He wasn't being accused of anything.
I come back every few months when I can’t sleep - wonderful for insomnia !😂
“I like to use big words to make myself sound more PROPIETARY” 😳🤦♂️
I think you mean propieTORY. :p
Beautiful Waterfall 😂😂 thank you
I am dying how is he talking all these people out of their money he is DUMB as HELL!!!!!
Nick Stepanov I love it when he uses words incorrectly and then plays it off by acting like the attorney doesn’t understand!! 😂
Nick Stepanov like working in the American country😂😂
New Netflix series
"Just Call Michelle".
paghal11 No it will be called “Axe Michelle”!
I'm dying laughing
No, just "Axe" Michelle
Or "The Apostle Who Fell to Hell, and Blamed Michelle"
Followed by "Better Call Saul" :))
"who lives with you?"
"Nobody"
"Don't you have a son in the residence?"
"Oh, yeah"
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Steve Gallo yo 😂😂😂😂😂😂. This clown hilarious
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Lol
@Ms. Buschhorn 😂😂😂
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I thought I was the only one that watched it more than once. This is amazing entertainment. Cancer and all. He cures everything
Prosecutor knows everything too🤣
Hi did you beat the cancer?
Wife: "Are you watching that again?"
Me "Yep."
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Lovely Post
I called my wife "Michelle" by mistake. Oh bhoy
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Lol. I've watched this bullshit like 4 times
He’s shaking his head like he knows what the lawyers are talking about lmao QUIT IT
CRYING!!! Every question, "aaaaa.um aaaaaa, (chew my lip) aaaaa, (squirms in chair) ummmm, Michele, aaaaa, um basicaly can you repeat the qiestion. Oh, no I have not had any lawsuits that I remember " oh, that one with GE" oh that guy was falsely accusing the church of having his video and sony Drs-652 duel head rapid playback decks with silicon dialectric bafibulas , no dont remember Final outcome, you would (DRUM ROLL)....HAVE TO AX MICHELLE!!!!!!
Geeked Eats 😂
Lol
Geeked Eats Lmao!
Geeked Eats 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You'd think if someone was going to fake a whole career they'd at least research it.
The wheels on the bus go “thump, thump, thump” as the bus drives over Michelle.
I imagine his defense team ran up quite a bar tab.
I MUST find out what he DOES know. I’ve never seen a CEO have so little knowledge about his company and staff and history.
Axe Michelle
Exactly!
Exactly
The comments here are so funny, I can't even breath, I'm in tears listening to this man and reading the comments. 🤣🤣🤣
Debbie Garrido me too!!
He cured my depression.
You gon "hafta" "postphone" your laughters.
Feel you
Are you the Debbie that gave this clown over one million dollars?
He, got that good Maurice White forehead..😂 this dude is hilarious this never gets old.
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This is so fascinating to me !
I’ve never seen someone whisper lie
"Whisper lie" very astute , thank you, I couldnt quite put it to the proper vernacular. Im gonna use that one.But Ill give you the credit!!! Of course family / friends dont know you but Ill make it work decently .Again very intelligent thanx
Could we call him “The Lie Whisperer...”?
lmao.. he whispers cuz he thinks God won't hear his blasphemy
Markia Ashley right. I really don’t like him.
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I laid down for a nap, he's lyin'. I wake up from my nap, he's till lyin'!
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...and months later, he's still lying.
facebook.com/MiraclesInAmerica/
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Such a beautiful and rare moment of poetic justice when she asked him," tell me what a FALSE PROPHET is..." 😂😂😂
Dang y’all should warned me!!! Had this playing while driving, laughed so hard I cut off oxygen to my brain…passed out.
Woke up in a parking lot looking up at some woman who was in the process of reviving me with one hand and handing my wallet to a Black Leprechaun with a receding hairline.
Now I been black all my life but I never seen nothing like this dude.
He ran off into the woods as I sat up and the woman in black helped me to my feet.
I wanted to pay her but had no wallet, I axed her for her name and she said Michelle….saved my dang life.
So unfair to leprechauns
I really can’t get over how much this joker LIES 🤥
"I ain't fo sho. You gonna hafta Axe Michelle" is my new go-to phrase when I get an IRS audit.
Man this female lawyer should have her own comedy show.
She is hilarious and he doesn’t have a clue. 😂😂😂😂
I think his lawyer is good as well. I mean, just look at this POS he is defending! 😂
Yeah, she's a bad mamajama. Tougher than any man I, know. She, don't backup. She, ain't scarred either.
He’s trying to blame everything on Michelle
Michelle's full testimony ''ASK DAVID"
whitneyyvette dross
whitneyyvette dross yeah, he really threw her under the bus
LMFAO!!!!
LMAO
Roflmbo!!!!