How about you try and create something ON YOUR OWN instead of using AI to churn out a new garbage video every few hours? You don't even check the content for errors before uploading!
Not gonna lie, I laughed out loud that the AI image for the wolverine bursting out of the snow was just X-Men's Wolverine with an actual wolverine's head 😂
“Did you know that a wolverine can claw through the walls of your home to tear the door off your fridge and devour anything inside?” “DAMNIT WOLVERINE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME! YOU’RE PAYING FOR THE FRIDGE AND THE WALL THIS TIME!” *Runs away while laughing in “bub”*
But now let me tell you about the most terrifying part of my homeworld, where nearly every living thing is dangerous and wants to kill you. This is Australia...
so first we're seeing a seal gets eating by a shark... then that shark getting eaten by an orca and then humans hunting down the orca... one hell of a presentation :P
@@stulexingtonHehe, yeah. Black bears are easily frightened, and cats are weird little things because they sometimes just suddenly refuse to show any kind of fear and just fucking run up and smack things 100 times their weight in the face, so a lot of animals that expect things to be scared of them, get so confused by cats because they're just so aggressive sometimes, and they react on instinct and flee. Brown bears are another story though.
Student: "But... how did your species ever develop civilization? Or spaceflight?? With all those killers around?!" Julie: "Well, they all mostly avoid us." Student, confused: "But why would *they* avoid *you* ?" The other students went pale at the sight of Julie's face... where the grin just got wider, and wider. Student, gulping: "Um... that shark that you caught. Why? Why did you catch it?" Julie, still grinning: "Because they're delicious."
Reminds me of that recent anime "Delicious in Dungeon" where starving adventurers discover that many of the terrifying monsters they fight are actually edible and quite tasty at that. They go from horrifying creatures to giant food sources. When the hunter becomes the prey😂
Limited knowledge of her home world. She did say that depending on where you live, it snows 20-40% of the time. Most of Australia doesn't snow. It only snows in a few regions. So the majority of Australia is 0%, not the 20% she's implied.
Other student: "What do you mean about humans being most dangerous." Julie (switching to an image of the inside of a large building): "Well, in a place called Canada, they have a game. They call it Hockey."
Australian here. I remember while living in New South Wales, someone killed a king brown snake that had apparently taken up residence under my caravan. I wasn't anywhere near as upset about it as I probably should have been. Funnelweb spiders are the only Australian animals that I am genuinely afraid of, because I think they really hate humans. Their venom specifically targets humans and higher primates; it is harmless to most other animals.
I went on a vacation to Italy. Lots of my tour group were from Australia. Me being from the US, I had lots of questions about the "deadly" things in Australia. They said we have lived there all our lives and we are fine. They in turn said that they were in fear of visiting the US because they were afraid of getting shot and killed! After being with them for a week, Australia is on my vacation bucket list for 2025. They gave me lots of info and places to visit. I'm hoping to spend 2 or 3 weeks there!
@@huntermark1160 i hope you enjoy your stay when you come, i'm in Victoria in the Central Goldfields Shire Council area, 70Km roughly north and south are Bendigo and Ballarat, and 50Km east is Castlemaine, 3 of the most well known Gold towns. if you can, Sovereign Hill in Ballarat is worth a day spent investigating, it's pricey to get in but well worth a visit, the people who mined in the area were damn tough people, imagine in winter with weeks of MINUS 5.0 deg C living in a bloody tent, i'd have wanted to spend all day below ground where it would have been warmer. i see Eastern Brown snakes several times a year on my property (2nd most deadly snake on earth), and while clearing a stack of timber on the ground today i saw several red back spiders, they are everywhere - always wear gloves if moving timber or plant pots etc. it's just a case of being aware of your environment - i DO NOT go in the water at the beach (sharks) and people in the northern reaches also DO NOT go in the rivers (crocodiles)
@@huntermark1160 Personally as an Aussie I'd agree. Our wildlife will only mess you up if you happen to be both in the outback and in the habit of poking snakes or crocs for fun. While a bear or a moose will just end your shit for looking at it funny. To say nothing of your mentally unstable yet well armed populous. Just remember that Oz is the size of the continental US so don't fall into the European trap of wanting to have breakfast in Sydney and then drive to Perth for Dinner.
Now that was a good story. but she didn't mention rinos or mosquito and she didn't get a chance to show them what a big cat really looks like. Good thing there are no dinosaurs left. They would never have believed that one.
We could all go on and on about all the animals that weren't mentioned, or the natural disasters, or the 5+ extinction events that have reset evolution on the planet like the Triassic event that wiped out 95% of everything and on and on and on but you know what? I think the kid did just fine and ended on a high point - us XD
@@SteveTheguynextdoor then they better do a thorough job or we'll never stop hunting those aliens down until the last one has been eradicated from the Milky Way.
Imagine this was true, it would explain a lot why aliens don't come here, lol. Alien 1: "Why does everything on this planet want to kill us?" Alien 2: "Oh, that's space Florida."
I've seen many posts on reddit saying the same. What if magic exists and Earth is in a large magic void area where no magic or life could exist. One day, humans find a way out and learn they achieved the impossible, and everyone is terrified that something could exist without magic. Or if life exists, but it dies a painful slow death if it contacts the galaxies' greatest danger, water. So, they believe humans are a living form of death and avoid at all costs.
"Space Australia" could've been more interesting. Nobody comes here because we're so far out of the way. Life here is vastly different because we've had no normalizing factors. At some point some huge ancient empire decided to use the planet as a dumping ground for prisoners, accidentally uplifted some local creatures, then fell apart and everyone forgot about it. So... we are what we are now.
yeah, we have this human, flaunting their sexy ass and boobs, then if u got trapped, ur whole life saving gone, and u have to father 10 children that not urs.
“Oh and we have these things that are covered in fur with four legs, long teeth, they hunt in packs and eat primarily meat.” “Oh no, you must be terrified, what do you do with those?” “They live in our homes and sometimes sleep on the same bed and they are our best friends.”
“Is it the same with cats. You called them house cats” “Na they just one day walked into our homes and now we have cats. We give them food and in return we sometimes get to pet them. Or they scratch our face. It’s one of the two.”
If I were Julie, I'd've given it the spin: "OK, so, originally, I was going to tell you about the actual dangerous creatures on my homeworld, but now I've seen that your bar for dangerous is very low, so I'll first go into how we keep the "beasts" that you call "dangerous" as pets, and *then* talk about some actual dangers."
@@quintrankid8045 nope can't outrun those. wether it will be the choking or the scorching heat that finishes you, your guess is as good as mine. dibs on the heat
"In the continent of Africa, where humans first evolved, we have the hippo." *Shows video of a hippo yawning showing its huge mouth and big tusks*. class screams "Don't worry, it's a plant eater." *Video shows hippo crushing a watermelon in one bite* "They have a bad temper and is one of the deadlier species in terms of direct attacks." Teacher: You said it eats plants?!
And here's a wiener dog, originally bred to hunt badgers which are cousins to the wolverines, in their dens, but now we mostly keep those cute doggos as pets.
Aliens: "How did you survive?" Julie: "Well, a couple of these species we almost drove to extinction once." Aliens: *sigh with relief* Julie: "Thats... not a good thing." Aliens: "Wha-" Julie: "Yeah, so-" *skips to a slide about wolves* "These are carnivorous animals that hunt in packs and are very effective at taking down larger prey, like these." *flips to a moose* Aliens: *gasp* Julie: "In our history we thought they were evil supernatural creatures from our religious mythologies, and so we eradicated them. But then, decades later, we realized that they were kiiiiinda important to the ecosystem so we took the few that remained, breed them, and reintroduced them to the wild. Now we protect them." Aliens: "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?" Julie: "I think the more important question is, how the heck did you all become so technologically advanced without these dangers? We developed because we had to adapt to our dangerous world. Eventually we learned to adapt it to us. So what was your path to that like?"
@@Raximus3000even then, aliens must have developed tools and must be pretty territorial (just like one species of inteligent beings i could mention...) so i doubt they are weak compared to us, they must live in worlds just as dangerous
@@darklex5150 That is the thing with alien enviroments they can be more, equaly or less dangerous than our because everything is relative, to a mouse a cat is an immpossible threat, to us it is a pet. For a planet to "produce" intelligent beings capable of space travel it does not have to be dangerous to alien being to it. All it has to do is create dangers comperable to a species that is capable of creating tools of increasing complexity and effectiveness and of course posses resources that can serve that purpose. In the end danger is only one element for intelligent species to grow and it will be comperable to them, not to aliens.
"The main reason is revenge. The rest of Earth's life has slowly learned that if they kill one of us, we'll kill ten or twenty of them. And if they continue to pose a danger, we'll drive them to extinction and damn the ecological balance."
The bit that amuses me is the common assumption within scifi that every alien species will feed the same as we do. Imagine a planet where every species feeds via something similar to photosynthesis? Imagine how they'd view our world, where everything feeds on everything else. Now imagine that WE are the anomaly in the entire universe.
We might very well be. There's a lot of about us that could be perceived as weird. Just think about the anatomically and how weird we might be. There might be life based on Arsenic and life based on Silicone that might be more plentiful than us Carbon based life. We would look likely alien to them no matter which way. There is also the fact we breath Oxygen which is honestly a volatile and toxic chemical element. A lot of life on our planet doesn't breath oxygen, and even we can die from breathing pure oxygen for too long. The first great extinction on our planet was when oxygen became the most prominent gas. All the prior life on the planet were microorganisms that thrived in Nitrogen and Carbon Dioxide. Another thing is that we are bipedal when most of life on this planet use more multilimbed methods for locomotion. We are odd being even compared to contemporary life on our world.
considering how many animal species humans have made extinct you could argue those aliens are from worlds where all predatory life die. and the ancient danger is forgotten.
Our planet has a large variety of ecosystems, which brings about very diverse flaura and fauna. Other planets with a more homogeneous ecosystem would have less variety of the two groups.
@@Itchybeard_the_pirate Nabbar simply stated the actual title of this r/hfy reddit story. This video renamed it for some reason. People trying to look it up will have a difficult time without the correct title.
Stories like this literally serve as a contrast to normal sci-fi, and I love it. Humans are painted as 'literally built different' which makes them entertaining.
It's true, we became the apex creature on this planet by hunting down and killing pretty much anything that would challenge us, with rocks and pointed sticks.
That's for the end of the presentation, "well, everything you saw here, there is a place called Australia, all what you saw here, the same but 80% bigger and deadly, and no, even the australian don't know how they are still alive"
Teacher: Let's show that every world is dangerous so the students integrate better. Earth: Far more dangerous than he thought. Students: Are curious about the dangers. Teacher: Task failed successfully.
I think that is well written and done. One problem is that vampire bats are tiny creatures that don't rip things open. They nick the skin - usually of animals - and drink what comes out. They don't drain the creatures they feed off of.
@@brayachdragonbane7529 Nah, nah, Vampires don't suck, that's a myth. It's a harmful stereotype. Nah, what we do is scrape, with the teeth, and lick. See? Scrape, and lick. Scrape, and lick.
That ended surprisingly well. The teacher *probably* should have listened to her though. And she didn't even get to delve into earthquakes or volcanos.
Just wanted to say thank you to the writer of such a great story. I actually copied the transcript and read it as a bedtime story to my daughter's and they absolutely loved it.
We have a thing on my world called "Hunting ". This is a prey species called "Deer" that manages to injure or kill about 5 hunters a year. Oh! The antlers? That's how you tell the males apart. I bring them up because they're prey to, in this case, Grizzly Bears. Part of the Hunting Season disallowed chemical propelled weapons. Yes. Primitive weapons only. Musclepower. Yes. I know one gentleman who uses a spear...
Julie obviously should have added that the reason why so many other animals survive on earth is that they're willing to cooperate with humans... would have gotten a lot of friends then😂
But.... Ahem... Neither honey badgers nor wolverines are really dangerous. Sure they are formidable, but rather shy and unknown to attack humans. Not a single record I know of.
AWESOME story - I love to be amased by these scifi stories - I am 62 years old, but have a vivid imagination, so I can 'see' what the story is outlining. Thank you, thank you, thank you 👌👌👌
I remember as at a daycare one of my first friends was a girl who had a huge scar on her arm from being hit by a car to me she survived a car hit she must be practically Superman
I honestly figured it was going to be an Orca going for the Seal when she brought up them. Death by shark kinda feels merciful for a seal, at least when compared to the Orca way.
bot hare merciful compared to a leopard seal getting a hold of penguins... because lets not forget, this is earth, even the 'cute' things are horrifying and deadly... hell the most successful hunter, when determined by % of hunts that secure kill, is that teeny black cat that looks like a kitten and jumps like 7 feet in the air to grab birds... with an almost 90% kill rate
I've seen this story before, and I love how they're all so civilized to where tiny things are such a threat... 😂 So wait, maybe THAT'S why we haven't had alien contact yet? 🤔 -Alien language translated for Earthling convenience- "So, there's like this other sentient race here, and we like, really, TOTALLY don't know if they're hostile or not. So we kinda have to, like, land somewhere a little ways from their habitations, get feel for them ya know?" They land, get mauled by the wildlife or barely make it out alive, heavy casualties, something 😂😅
What an absolute pleasant surprise I found here. This story was so good and engaging that I forgot entirely to listen out to the telltale signs of a story written by an AI. The voice sounded human. More than that it was actually really pleasant to listen to-like I was listening to an audio book. And while the story was quite simple it was still enjoyable. This might not mean much coming from a random person on the internet but thank you for making this video. It was one of the better ones I’ve heard. 10/10. Would listen to more-and I will.
I really liked this. Could you actually continue this video??? Maybe with all the students interested in her now the teacher could organize a class trip to earth for the non earthlings to experience the planet first hand.
Actually erlier today i saw that they did another exactly as i had said. You should look for it. I was at work when i saw it pop up. Only got half way done. Need to listen to the rest tonight.
I've had a rough few weeks. This popped in my feed today and I clicked play. As I'm sitting here listening I noticed I was smiling, then grinning and by the end of it I was genuinely feeling happy. THANK YOU!
Julie is a good person. It would have been all too easy for her to be a bully, especially before the presentation when fear was the only emotion the other students had for her.
I've watched quite a few stories like this on YT in the last year or so, and so far this is the only one I actually found quite entertaining. Well done.
I just stumbled onto your channel today, and this video, the story, the production value - it's all lovely! The story is so beautiful! And I love the internet canon that earth is a place of terror in the eyes of the rest of the universe, haha.
Thank you for uploading this short story. I enjoyed it very much. In fact I’m happy I saw it again. I will be saving this because I enjoy the punchline very very much and it’s also very very true.
Imagine being another human overseer for her in class. I would’ve fell out my chair laughing when she said humans are the most dangerous in the planet. Great point, I would’ve fell out my laughing saying wait until they see a mountain goat push creatures off cliffs and old recovered megalodon jaws.
I don't know if this is actually part of a series or not, but this presentation was incredible. The voice actor definitely deserves an a for this effort, and if anyone would know if this is part of a series I would love to know the name of it if that has not already been addressed. If it has already been addressed I apologize for the redundant question. From one of Earth's top tier predators. 😉
Yeah, especially when knowing what Hippos can do to Crocodiles.... Humans are the most dangerous creatures on that planet, just showing them nukes and they'll be more than terrified of her, if not enough, she can still tell them about Snake Island...
Given that I've never once listened to any sort of story video I was surprised this popped up in my feed. Definitely worth a sub! Thanks YT algorithm :)
Earth is a very deadly place and she didn't even get around to what the planet does. Earthquakes, storms, lightning, flooding etc. Humans have lost touch with how dangerous our world is naturally.
Instructor: " How can you make the claim that humans are the deadliest thing from a Planet like that? I am inclined to contact your parental units and give you a 0." "Because we are. Remember the shark? Would you like to try it. I am having soup with fin meat for my lunch today."
She didn't even get to the eternal battle between sperm whales and giant squids in the depths of our oceans, animals the size of a small yacht hunting each other.
Thank you 💙💚❤️ for all your effort & the time you put in when uploading this. It is really truly appreciated 🙏
I enjoyed this story immensely 😁
Just wait until they hear about dinosaurs lol
True 😄😋
@@K.O-ANIMATIONSYes except that they no longer exist on Earth because of meteor wipe them out or at least that is the probable thought.
@@safiremorningstar I know that... I just want to know how they would react lol
How about you try and create something ON YOUR OWN instead of using AI to churn out a new garbage video every few hours? You don't even check the content for errors before uploading!
Not gonna lie, I laughed out loud that the AI image for the wolverine bursting out of the snow was just X-Men's Wolverine with an actual wolverine's head 😂
i mean its pretty accurate
“Did you know that a wolverine can claw through the walls of your home to tear the door off your fridge and devour anything inside?”
“DAMNIT WOLVERINE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME! YOU’RE PAYING FOR THE FRIDGE AND THE WALL THIS TIME!”
*Runs away while laughing in “bub”*
And the presenter looked a lot like marvels black widow.
I did too.
That must have been a juggernaut of a grizzly it's willing to fight.
But now let me tell you about the most terrifying part of my homeworld, where nearly every living thing is dangerous and wants to kill you. This is Australia...
Irukandji.
the only place even we fear xD
Truly, Australia is where god had run out of ideas and said "fuck it"
@@arvidgreat your forgetting the "and THEM" part of that statement
Come off it, some of the sheep aren't that bad.
Seeing an orca EAT a shark would probably give the entire class a heart attack.
Could you imagine if they watched that then some whalers came along just after
Crazy humans
so first we're seeing a seal gets eating by a shark... then that shark getting eaten by an orca and then humans hunting down the orca... one hell of a presentation :P
@@Zehel_Fenris wait till they learn about elephant warfare
Imagine their shock watching someone's pet cat chase a bear away.
@@stulexingtonHehe, yeah. Black bears are easily frightened, and cats are weird little things because they sometimes just suddenly refuse to show any kind of fear and just fucking run up and smack things 100 times their weight in the face, so a lot of animals that expect things to be scared of them, get so confused by cats because they're just so aggressive sometimes, and they react on instinct and flee. Brown bears are another story though.
Student: "But... how did your species ever develop civilization? Or spaceflight?? With all those killers around?!"
Julie: "Well, they all mostly avoid us."
Student, confused: "But why would *they* avoid *you* ?"
The other students went pale at the sight of Julie's face... where the grin just got wider, and wider.
Student, gulping: "Um... that shark that you caught. Why? Why did you catch it?"
Julie, still grinning: "Because they're delicious."
Reminds me of that recent anime "Delicious in Dungeon" where starving adventurers discover that many of the terrifying monsters they fight are actually edible and quite tasty at that. They go from horrifying creatures to giant food sources. When the hunter becomes the prey😂
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"Well on my planet, most everything wants you dead. However, that which wants to kill us is usually delicious...and we hunt them for sport."
I wouldn't recommend eating shark meat, they have extremely high concentrations of mercury.
@scormern True but shark fin soup is so good it's hard not to want to eat it. Even knowing about the mercury.
Julie should have shown them a picture of a Honey badger, because we all know Honey Badgers don't give a shit :)
Well, chronic constipation would certainly explain their attitude.
Wolverines are just bigger honey badgers.
or... some combat footage from world war 2
And that cheetah cubs evolved to look like honey badgers as a defense mechanism
Limited knowledge of her home world. She did say that depending on where you live, it snows 20-40% of the time.
Most of Australia doesn't snow. It only snows in a few regions. So the majority of Australia is 0%, not the 20% she's implied.
Other student: "What do you mean about humans being most dangerous."
Julie (switching to an image of the inside of a large building): "Well, in a place called Canada, they have a game. They call it Hockey."
(alternatively) "Well, in a place called Canada, they have this thing called war crimes."
@@vashta_neradawe invent them so you don't have too
Proceed to show a test of a pro boxer hitting a pressure sensor..
Then a bloo dy title fight that last 30 minutes..
Then she shows a picture of a Canada goose. Our people often call these cobra chickens...
There is a place called Argentina, don't talk about football there, and by all means, don't talk anything negative about their football team
Australian here. I remember while living in New South Wales, someone killed a king brown snake that had apparently taken up residence under my caravan. I wasn't anywhere near as upset about it as I probably should have been. Funnelweb spiders are the only Australian animals that I am genuinely afraid of, because I think they really hate humans. Their venom specifically targets humans and higher primates; it is harmless to most other animals.
You know, in Aussie terms, that actually makes sense.
I went on a vacation to Italy. Lots of my tour group were from Australia. Me being from the US, I had lots of questions about the "deadly" things in Australia. They said we have lived there all our lives and we are fine. They in turn said that they were in fear of visiting the US because they were afraid of getting shot and killed!
After being with them for a week, Australia is on my vacation bucket list for 2025. They gave me lots of info and places to visit. I'm hoping to spend 2 or 3 weeks there!
@@huntermark1160 i hope you enjoy your stay when you come, i'm in Victoria in the Central Goldfields Shire Council area, 70Km roughly north and south are Bendigo and Ballarat, and 50Km east is Castlemaine, 3 of the most well known Gold towns.
if you can, Sovereign Hill in Ballarat is worth a day spent investigating, it's pricey to get in but well worth a visit, the people who mined in the area were damn tough people, imagine in winter with weeks of MINUS 5.0 deg C living in a bloody tent, i'd have wanted to spend all day below ground where it would have been warmer.
i see Eastern Brown snakes several times a year on my property (2nd most deadly snake on earth), and while clearing a stack of timber on the ground today i saw several red back spiders, they are everywhere - always wear gloves if moving timber or plant pots etc.
it's just a case of being aware of your environment - i DO NOT go in the water at the beach (sharks) and people in the northern reaches also DO NOT go in the rivers (crocodiles)
try a Terciopelo (velvet snake) from Costa Rica. one bite and the whole area looks like props for a zombie movie.
@@huntermark1160 Personally as an Aussie I'd agree. Our wildlife will only mess you up if you happen to be both in the outback and in the habit of poking snakes or crocs for fun. While a bear or a moose will just end your shit for looking at it funny. To say nothing of your mentally unstable yet well armed populous. Just remember that Oz is the size of the continental US so don't fall into the European trap of wanting to have breakfast in Sydney and then drive to Perth for Dinner.
There is a lot reasons we can wind up dead. The fact we survive at all is a miracle. For everyday we live we face 1000 ways to die.
That was a great show
Still remember number one. Ichaboned.
@@zomfraggerAh yes the real "death by snu snu". Lol
It's life mate, humans have lived on earth if we include us being from old ape creatures for millions of years!
We all wind up dead. one day.
And that is just the wildlife... she didn't cover tornadoes, hurricanes, volcanoes & earthquakes.... 😊😅😮
they would all end up on life support. :D
Don't forget blizzards. Remember, they'd never seen snow.
@@maingun07 Show them Antarctica.🥶😵🌨🌬
Reclassify Earth from deathworld to hell world.
And all viral warfare, poisons, venoms..
And brutal climate in human cities..
Now that was a good story. but she didn't mention rinos or mosquito and she didn't get a chance to show them what a big cat really looks like. Good thing there are no dinosaurs left. They would never have believed that one.
Or the superbugs before that.
Birds are Dinosaurs.
We could all go on and on about all the animals that weren't mentioned, or the natural disasters, or the 5+ extinction events that have reset evolution on the planet like the Triassic event that wiped out 95% of everything and on and on and on but you know what?
I think the kid did just fine and ended on a high point - us XD
No dinosaurs? Tell that to the 22 foot crocodile they found in the Florida everglades.
Mosquitoes spreading sickness have killed more people than just about everything else combined.
This gave me strength. When the aliens come I’ll be wearing a T-shirt that says “Welcome to Deathworld, good luck!”
They'll probably laugh in your face and tell you why their world is just as dangerous lol
@@darklex5150Nah, their world doesn't have us, yet.
@@Mr.Heller I mean now that we know a totally unpopulated, perfectly habitable planet is out there, it's only a matter of time!
Alien: "Let's nuke Earth from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. We can't let them spread throughout the galaxy."
@@SteveTheguynextdoor then they better do a thorough job or we'll never stop hunting those aliens down until the last one has been eradicated from the Milky Way.
Just wait for show and tell where she brings her pet cat to school LOL
Please, Julie is not a cat person. She's a dog lover. Julie is bringing her Doberman Pinscher.
This thing is the most destructive invasive species on the planet. We keep them as pets.
@@charlesajones77do you mean rats? Far more invasive and destructive than cats.
@@asdfg2560cats are also a problem, not as big as rats tho, that is correct...
@@mattor300 are we refering to the ratus newyorkus breed of rats or another that was created in australia
Imagine this was true, it would explain a lot why aliens don't come here, lol.
Alien 1: "Why does everything on this planet want to kill us?"
Alien 2: "Oh, that's space Florida."
I've seen many posts on reddit saying the same. What if magic exists and Earth is in a large magic void area where no magic or life could exist. One day, humans find a way out and learn they achieved the impossible, and everyone is terrified that something could exist without magic.
Or if life exists, but it dies a painful slow death if it contacts the galaxies' greatest danger, water. So, they believe humans are a living form of death and avoid at all costs.
"Space Australia" could've been more interesting. Nobody comes here because we're so far out of the way. Life here is vastly different because we've had no normalizing factors. At some point some huge ancient empire decided to use the planet as a dumping ground for prisoners, accidentally uplifted some local creatures, then fell apart and everyone forgot about it. So... we are what we are now.
@@SeanMirrsen Go Space Broncos. i frequently joke that Alien species are likely watching at a healthy distance.
yeah, we have this human, flaunting their sexy ass and boobs, then if u got trapped, ur whole life saving gone, and u have to father 10 children that not urs.
Alien 3: "Don't you mean space Catachen?"
“Oh and we have these things that are covered in fur with four legs, long teeth, they hunt in packs and eat primarily meat.”
“Oh no, you must be terrified, what do you do with those?”
“They live in our homes and sometimes sleep on the same bed and they are our best friends.”
“Is it the same with cats. You called them house cats”
“Na they just one day walked into our homes and now we have cats. We give them food and in return we sometimes get to pet them. Or they scratch our face. It’s one of the two.”
And we like to howl at their wild brethren in the dark at night, the wolves.
"And occasionally bite one of our smaller offspring to death. But that's the owner's fault!"
They are good little boys as long as they stay off of the furniture
Furries?
If I were Julie, I'd've given it the spin:
"OK, so, originally, I was going to tell you about the actual dangerous creatures on my homeworld, but now I've seen that your bar for dangerous is very low, so I'll first go into how we keep the "beasts" that you call "dangerous" as pets, and *then* talk about some actual dangers."
But don't worry about snow. We have these things called volcanoes, where molten rock pours out. That will melt any snow around.
Lahar.
@@SylvesterCarl I can outrun lava. How about pyroclastic flows?
@@quintrankid8045 nope can't outrun those. wether it will be the choking or the scorching heat that finishes you, your guess is as good as mine. dibs on the heat
@@matteocdt5214 I think if you get caught in one of those things it's either too hot to breathe or you get to take one and only one breath.
@@quintrankid8045 Yes, those things are deadly and they could travel hundreds of miles an hour.
"In the continent of Africa, where humans first evolved, we have the hippo." *Shows video of a hippo yawning showing its huge mouth and big tusks*. class screams "Don't worry, it's a plant eater." *Video shows hippo crushing a watermelon in one bite* "They have a bad temper and is one of the deadlier species in terms of direct attacks."
Teacher: You said it eats plants?!
in fact they are omnivores and nocturnal hunters
And one of (thankfully!) rare few animals that will actively hunt down humans. Just cuz they can (or for fun 🫣 I dunno what a hippo considers fun.)
Hippopotamuses HUNT men who trespass...
@@theSheighani42 Because we look like marbles, and they're "hungry, hungry".
I mean, it makes perfect sense to me.
@@MonkeyJedi99 😂 never got to play that game, but that WOULD make sense for sure for sure 😌
Good thing the Instructor stopped watching before she showed the vicious, blood thirsty Chihuahua!
And here's a wiener dog, originally bred to hunt badgers which are cousins to the wolverines, in their dens, but now we mostly keep those cute doggos as pets.
@@quintrankid8045 I own one. They are marvelous
Don’t joke about that, my chihuahua is from hell.
You should feed it red, blood-dripping meat except every once in a while throw it a taco...
Thank the Spaghetti Monster that they are size 10 and don't fly well!
lol. "You survived earth. You pass."
Imagine if she could have cut to a shark getting rotated by a human. That would have been hilarious to have onscreen when she said humans were worse
Aaaahh~, tonic immobility~, my favourite shark feature~.
"This is something humans like to record themselves doing, we call it "get rotated idiot.""
ahhh the meme video
*GET ROTATED, IDIOT*
Aliens: "How did you survive?"
Julie: "Well, a couple of these species we almost drove to extinction once."
Aliens: *sigh with relief*
Julie: "Thats... not a good thing."
Aliens: "Wha-"
Julie: "Yeah, so-" *skips to a slide about wolves* "These are carnivorous animals that hunt in packs and are very effective at taking down larger prey, like these." *flips to a moose*
Aliens: *gasp*
Julie: "In our history we thought they were evil supernatural creatures from our religious mythologies, and so we eradicated them. But then, decades later, we realized that they were kiiiiinda important to the ecosystem so we took the few that remained, breed them, and reintroduced them to the wild. Now we protect them."
Aliens: "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?"
Julie: "I think the more important question is, how the heck did you all become so technologically advanced without these dangers? We developed because we had to adapt to our dangerous world. Eventually we learned to adapt it to us. So what was your path to that like?"
Facts, How the hell did they get this advance
"I'm not stuck with you. You are stuck with me!"
Great quote from Rorschach!
"How did you survive?"
"Humanity has been desperately trying to stop ourselves from murdering all other life we encounter."
It is an interesting perspective if by universal standards we are the apex predators and aliens are herbivores.
@@Raximus3000even then, aliens must have developed tools and must be pretty territorial (just like one species of inteligent beings i could mention...) so i doubt they are weak compared to us, they must live in worlds just as dangerous
@@darklex5150
That is the thing with alien enviroments they can be more, equaly or less dangerous than our because everything is relative, to a mouse a cat is an immpossible threat, to us it is a pet.
For a planet to "produce" intelligent beings capable of space travel it does not have to be dangerous to alien being to it. All it has to do is create dangers comperable to a species that is capable of creating tools of increasing complexity and effectiveness and of course posses resources that can serve that purpose.
In the end danger is only one element for intelligent species to grow and it will be comperable to them, not to aliens.
"The main reason is revenge. The rest of Earth's life has slowly learned that if they kill one of us, we'll kill ten or twenty of them. And if they continue to pose a danger, we'll drive them to extinction and damn the ecological balance."
The bit that amuses me is the common assumption within scifi that every alien species will feed the same as we do.
Imagine a planet where every species feeds via something similar to photosynthesis? Imagine how they'd view our world, where everything feeds on everything else.
Now imagine that WE are the anomaly in the entire universe.
We might very well be. There's a lot of about us that could be perceived as weird. Just think about the anatomically and how weird we might be.
There might be life based on Arsenic and life based on Silicone that might be more plentiful than us Carbon based life. We would look likely alien to them no matter which way.
There is also the fact we breath Oxygen which is honestly a volatile and toxic chemical element. A lot of life on our planet doesn't breath oxygen, and even we can die from breathing pure oxygen for too long. The first great extinction on our planet was when oxygen became the most prominent gas. All the prior life on the planet were microorganisms that thrived in Nitrogen and Carbon Dioxide.
Another thing is that we are bipedal when most of life on this planet use more multilimbed methods for locomotion. We are odd being even compared to contemporary life on our world.
The correct name of this story is "ALL worlds are Deathworlds... Right?"
considering how many animal species humans have made extinct you could argue those aliens are from worlds where all predatory life die. and the ancient danger is forgotten.
Our planet has a large variety of ecosystems, which brings about very diverse flaura and fauna. Other planets with a more homogeneous ecosystem would have less variety of the two groups.
considering how many species have gone extinct by human action. it is possible the same could happen on planets with other intelligent life.
@@Itchybeard_the_pirate Nabbar simply stated the actual title of this r/hfy reddit story. This video renamed it for some reason. People trying to look it up will have a difficult time without the correct title.
You are a gentleman and a scholar
Stories like this literally serve as a contrast to normal sci-fi, and I love it.
Humans are painted as 'literally built different' which makes them entertaining.
"This is our worlds apex predetor"
"Kitty"
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest sumbitch in the valley".
I love how at 9:35 the AI generator confused Wolverine (the animal) with Woverine (the X-Men character) and somehow created a mix of both.
the clearest explanation I've ever heard "'- people are the most dangerous!". well done girl! 😊
For both good and bad... Its true.
Hell is other people.
That line about "the most really creatures from Earth are humans" was bars.
👆🏳🌈
It's true, we became the apex creature on this planet by hunting down and killing pretty much anything that would challenge us, with rocks and pointed sticks.
Class let me tell you a story about a little place called Australia
Are you trying to give them ptsd.
Information about Australia has been classified as top secret by the Galactic Council.
Mostly to prevent panic and PTSD.
Or the multiclimates of mexico, lots of poisons here too..
Also deadly plants too..
I'm sorry, were you eating? Tom Holt, describing Manchester.
That's for the end of the presentation, "well, everything you saw here, there is a place called Australia, all what you saw here, the same but 80% bigger and deadly, and no, even the australian don't know how they are still alive"
And this is why I love visiting planet Earth so much. Sure, it's quite deadly. But it's a great tourist spot in the universe.
Teacher: Let's show that every world is dangerous so the students integrate better.
Earth: Far more dangerous than he thought.
Students: Are curious about the dangers.
Teacher: Task failed successfully.
I think that is well written and done. One problem is that vampire bats are tiny creatures that don't rip things open. They nick the skin - usually of animals - and drink what comes out. They don't drain the creatures they feed off of.
in concept they are scary, in reality they're cute...
welcome to earth, blood sucking flappy things are cute!
@@brayachdragonbane7529
Nah, nah, Vampires don't suck, that's a myth. It's a harmful stereotype.
Nah, what we do is scrape, with the teeth, and lick. See?
Scrape, and lick. Scrape, and lick.
Considering the way the alien kids described what getting a minor scratch from a kitten is like I think the vampire bat description kinda fits.😅
Just watch out for sting rays they killed the man called the Crocodile Hunter that messed with all the deadly creatures and survived.
Except hippos. Not even the Crocodile Hunter himself messed with those things.
may that blessed man rest in peace. Even as he was dying, he told the world not to blame the sting ray.
RIP Steve. We miss you!
@@ColinTherac117 yup do not blame just be aware. I am still more surprised about that happened.
I would have played a clip from John Carpenter's "The Thing"
"Oh how did that get in there? My stupid brother must have put it in as a joke!"
That ended surprisingly well. The teacher *probably* should have listened to her though. And she didn't even get to delve into earthquakes or volcanos.
Floods and tsunamis kill far more than tornadoes or volcanoes.
I walk through the valley of death and I fear no evil. for I am the meanest creature in the valley!!
Just wanted to say thank you to the writer of such a great story. I actually copied the transcript and read it as a bedtime story to my daughter's and they absolutely loved it.
Honesty my favorite weirdo animal is the volcano snail (yes, lives near lava) and has evolved to grow it's shell out of iron or sulfur carbon
Thank you, I didn't know.
@@jamesbrice3267 it looks like a soul-born boss. you should google it.
...freakin' Magcargo?!
@@budgetcoinhunter yes
Great video and little Julie did a great job. But that's a cute little kitty cat.
Thank you! 😊
"For you, it's the terror incarnate, worst nightmares turned into flesh and out to kill you.
We just call it a weekend at the beach."
She definitely nailed that presentation ;)
The funny thing is that mosquitoes are the most deadly animal but they only kill 800,000 people a year.
Bacteria kill around 8,000,000 a year.
Yeah but they (bacteria) also allow the rest of the population to live since you need bacterias in your stomach ti help you digest food
@lusio1579 Lusio, you are correct, of course.
I just wish the bastards would make up their minds! Are they for us or against us?
Most mosquitos drink plant nectar only a few drink blood and of that few only the females and again only breeding females.
And here we have the platypus, it's all cute snd all until you get scratched by its very venomous angle barb
also it lactates, lays eggs, glows in the dark, and we still dont know what the heck it really is... evolution got drunk with that one
We have a thing on my world called "Hunting ". This is a prey species called "Deer" that manages to injure or kill about 5 hunters a year. Oh! The antlers? That's how you tell the males apart. I bring them up because they're prey to, in this case, Grizzly Bears. Part of the Hunting Season disallowed chemical propelled weapons. Yes. Primitive weapons only. Musclepower. Yes. I know one gentleman who uses a spear...
It’s a shame that she didn’t get to show them a lion and raptor .
I fear even the humble Crow might have intimidated them, let alone our favorite pets or worse some of the more aggressive *Herbivores* XD
or tigers, they can jump 16 feet up and have a roar fine tuned to paralyze you.
Would've wanted her to show them maybe a bunch of Hyenas together, or just a few hippos, I hear that a Hippo eats Crocodiles for lunch....
Julie obviously should have added that the reason why so many other animals survive on earth is that they're willing to cooperate with humans... would have gotten a lot of friends then😂
Love the pic of a wolverine 😂
Imagine the faces of the other students if she had included a description and images of a Honey Badger !
But.... Ahem... Neither honey badgers nor wolverines are really dangerous. Sure they are formidable, but rather shy and unknown to attack humans. Not a single record I know of.
@@ОлегТурчев-ц4ш all that proves is there were no living witnesses...
She didn't even get to talk about the dangerous geography and weather yet.
I just want to see aliens react to Jurassic Park and the SCP Foundation😂
Funny that your machine learning generator created a cat-child, while all the children are supposedly mortally afraid of cats.
AWESOME story - I love to be amased by these scifi stories - I am 62 years old, but have a vivid imagination, so I can 'see' what the story is outlining. Thank you, thank you, thank you 👌👌👌
I like the wholesome ending, making friends by giving her class ptsd lol
If they ever learn about honey-badgers they will all need therapy.
Wolverines are honey-badgers high on steroïds, she really wasn't kind to her classmates xD
@@RoulicisThe Honey Badger takes what it wants. Wolverine takes what it wants, from you, and then beats you up just because it can. You are a grizzly.
I remember as at a daycare one of my first friends was a girl who had a huge scar on her arm from being hit by a car to me she survived a car hit she must be practically Superman
The Instructor needed therapy after reading one particular section labelled simply as "AUSTRALIA".
for me.. show them a hippo. And tell them that these are HERBIVORES that are still killing machines
Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy entry for Earth as "mostly harmless". I can understand the student's confusion.
I honestly figured it was going to be an Orca going for the Seal when she brought up them. Death by shark kinda feels merciful for a seal, at least when compared to the Orca way.
bot hare merciful compared to a leopard seal getting a hold of penguins... because lets not forget, this is earth, even the 'cute' things are horrifying and deadly...
hell the most successful hunter, when determined by % of hunts that secure kill, is that teeny black cat that looks like a kitten and jumps like 7 feet in the air to grab birds... with an almost 90% kill rate
Shout out to the teacher for trying to help a lonely student. Better than some teachers irl.
My image of the seal child makes me think of an anthropomorphic baby seal. So cute.
The picture of the cat or the parrot sleeping on her would have just made this epic
I've seen this story before, and I love how they're all so civilized to where tiny things are such a threat... 😂
So wait, maybe THAT'S why we haven't had alien contact yet? 🤔
-Alien language translated for Earthling convenience-
"So, there's like this other sentient race here, and we like, really, TOTALLY don't know if they're hostile or not. So we kinda have to, like, land somewhere a little ways from their habitations, get feel for them ya know?"
They land, get mauled by the wildlife or barely make it out alive, heavy casualties, something 😂😅
Seeing a crocodile death rolling a zebra would give them a heart attack
I enjoy these types of stories.
What an absolute pleasant surprise I found here. This story was so good and engaging that I forgot entirely to listen out to the telltale signs of a story written by an AI.
The voice sounded human. More than that it was actually really pleasant to listen to-like I was listening to an audio book. And while the story was quite simple it was still enjoyable.
This might not mean much coming from a random person on the internet but thank you for making this video. It was one of the better ones I’ve heard. 10/10. Would listen to more-and I will.
It was read by AI but written by me
If bacteria and viruses are unique to earth that alone would be enough to make it a death world, let alone any aggressive animals.
I would absolutely watch this tv-show... Julie explains Deathworld! with little scenes from classroom now and again....
When aliens arrive...
"Let me tell you about Australia..."
I was grinning like an idiot just from the first one.
"If not friend, why friend shaped?" is definitely not a popular sentiment among these aliens XD
I really liked this. Could you actually continue this video??? Maybe with all the students interested in her now the teacher could organize a class trip to earth for the non earthlings to experience the planet first hand.
I second this
Actually erlier today i saw that they did another exactly as i had said. You should look for it. I was at work when i saw it pop up. Only got half way done. Need to listen to the rest tonight.
You mind giving me a link, cause there are multiple videos and not like a sequel
ua-cam.com/video/NfJuZ4GYatY/v-deo.htmlsi=cU2Os-q0eT0oluiF
Ive tried posting the link 2x but for some reason youtube is taking it down. Idk why. I copied it directly in the app.
I've had a rough few weeks. This popped in my feed today and I clicked play. As I'm sitting here listening I noticed I was smiling, then grinning and by the end of it I was genuinely feeling happy. THANK YOU!
We ARE the most dangerous species on Earth! LOL!
Animals from Africa are OP
Like Humans.
All because we made pointy sticks and learned to make them harder with rock
Only because the ice age ended and our predators died.
@@chickenmaster0636 ok, this was good. Got a chuckle from me. But dont forget about australia.
In the lands where Maasai live, lions avoid humans. Because over the centuries every lion that would hunt a human has been killed.
Thoroughly enjoyable! Well done. You had my attention completely throughout the whole story, and I did not see that end coming.
Julie is a good person. It would have been all too easy for her to be a bully, especially before the presentation when fear was the only emotion the other students had for her.
I've watched quite a few stories like this on YT in the last year or so, and so far this is the only one I actually found quite entertaining. Well done.
Do you have permission from the author barsoomisreal to narrate their story?
Is there a book version of this? As I wouldn't mind reading more of it
So, this is a real SCI Fi story?
I just stumbled onto your channel today, and this video, the story, the production value - it's all lovely! The story is so beautiful! And I love the internet canon that earth is a place of terror in the eyes of the rest of the universe, haha.
She left out the most dangerous creature, Canada Geese!😎
They were not ready for them.
Thank you for uploading this short story. I enjoyed it very much. In fact I’m happy I saw it again. I will be saving this because I enjoy the punchline very very much and it’s also very very true.
Imagine being another human overseer for her in class. I would’ve fell out my chair laughing when she said humans are the most dangerous in the planet. Great point, I would’ve fell out my laughing saying wait until they see a mountain goat push creatures off cliffs and old recovered megalodon jaws.
That the wolverine in the presentation looked like Wolverine from the comics was pretty funny.
She became Crocodile Dundee to the class. :)
This was wonderful. I am so tired of all the negativity about our planet in nearly every modern sci-fi flick made.
imagine learning about deep sea stuff if you think cats are frightening.
"Ground Control to Major Tom, you've really made the grade... " good job Julie, lol
Out of all the students in that class, how are none of them from a world that gets some semblance of snow, let alone know about it?
I don't know if this is actually part of a series or not, but this presentation was incredible. The voice actor definitely deserves an a for this effort, and if anyone would know if this is part of a series I would love to know the name of it if that has not already been addressed. If it has already been addressed I apologize for the redundant question. From one of Earth's top tier predators. 😉
They would have been mentally scarred if she told them about Chimps and Hippos.
Yeah, especially when knowing what Hippos can do to Crocodiles....
Humans are the most dangerous creatures on that planet, just showing them nukes and they'll be more than terrified of her, if not enough, she can still tell them about Snake Island...
Given that I've never once listened to any sort of story video I was surprised this popped up in my feed. Definitely worth a sub! Thanks YT algorithm :)
Rethinking what it means to be on earth.
It is fine just never visit Australia I hear the center of there is why aliens really call the earth a death world.
Earth is a very deadly place and she didn't even get around to what the planet does. Earthquakes, storms, lightning, flooding etc. Humans have lost touch with how dangerous our world is naturally.
Home sweet home. Earth is a lovely place to live, especially Australia. It's quite lovely this time of year here.
Instructor: " How can you make the claim that humans are the deadliest thing from a Planet like that? I am inclined to contact your parental units and give you a 0."
"Because we are. Remember the shark? Would you like to try it. I am having soup with fin meat for my lunch today."
THIS was actually a very COOL Variant, on these alien / human stories
it is SomeWhat unexepcted amongst all the others.
She didn't even get to the eternal battle between sperm whales and giant squids in the depths of our oceans, animals the size of a small yacht hunting each other.
This has been one of my favorite stories to date.
This was absolutely brilliant! That last sentence made me laugh so hard that I almost fell of my seat.