@@mr.mysterious186 No, dark souls is a slow pace game where you need to take your time, ninja gaiden is a fast paced action game The best gam to compare for me with Ninja Gaiden would be dead cells
This is a masterful performance. So many little details from the constant useless jumping to the complete failure to understand basic mechanics. Its truly just like if a person had only ever played video games from like 2010 to 2015. When every game held your hand and had map markers for everything. Failure had no consequences or was essentially impossible. Difficulty was measured by HP bars and Ammo scarcity alone. All of that captured but just within the confines of super mario bros. Just jumping and perfect interaction with the environment. Its hard to fake being terrible to perfectly.
umm... jokes aside (no woosh please, I just don't understand it's point) what do you mean by the difficulty is somewhere between kirbo and dank souls? dude, kirbo's difficulty is over 9000
@@vinhlucifer666 kirby is an easy game while dark souls is an hard game, of course kirby has some challenges but its most likely easy but i still love him and his games
Damn that first goomba! -Deans first try Review: "Game was bad. There was no instructions that you need to jump on the goomba to kill him, nor were there instructions about hidden items inside blocks, let alone how to jump! I don't know what the developers were thinking, the game is too HARD."
@@eeyorehaferbock7870 I don't remember the context but I assume I was referring to sushi (it's literally raw fish Half the time) and anything chef ramsey eats literally still bleeds.
@@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently to be fair, I don’t think the people who Gordon Ramsay has to chew out (no pun intended) typically get book deals. So we might not be at that stage… yet.
Dean tragically fell over a crocked door mat, somehow rolled out his door and down 50 steps and managed to hit the apartment window hard enough and fell out at floor 169.
You gave Dean too much credit. He would have spent a good 30 seconds trying to go left (at the start) before realising that he's not supposed to go that way.
I know you only died once to the opening Goomba for the sake of the video but let's be real, Dean would have died to that little dude at least 7 times.
This was painful to watch, you really captured the feel of his Cuphead gameplay.
he did it so well that the game show is actually cuphead
Truly the dark souls of the nes
The Dark Souls of the Nes is Ninja Gaiden think again
@@mr.mysterious186 Nope. This is it
@@mr.mysterious186 No, dark souls is a slow pace game where you need to take your time, ninja gaiden is a fast paced action game
The best gam to compare for me with Ninja Gaiden would be dead cells
Ghosts N’ Goblins
I genuinely think he wouldn't get past the opening menu because there are no instructions in game on how to start it
even WITH instructions
Right, like he was doing so hot With the instructions!
@Haley Halcyon [a.k.a. theFIZZYnator] he reads them just doenst understand :D
he doesn't read instructions
Dean is the type of person who would actually have as much trouble as the people in the mobile game ads.
Hey, at least he didnt try to jump on the green hills in the background
Nah that would have been crazy
Oh god that would've made it perfect
I think he did in the first few seconds.
Fake, Dean Takahashi would die at least 5 times in the first Goomba.
Super Mario Bros: 0/10
Too hard. Couldn't beat the first level
@@nedegame couldnt beat the first goomba
Dexuz “The game didn’t tell me that I needed to jump over the Goomba.”
シリアル he wouldn’t even successfully put the game in... idk what you’re talking about
true fact: the first goomba has killed more players then any enemy ever.
Hey, only took 2 tries for the goomba. Not bad, by his standards :)
SincerelyVince did you mean: Extremely good. By his standards
This is a masterful performance. So many little details from the constant useless jumping to the complete failure to understand basic mechanics.
Its truly just like if a person had only ever played video games from like 2010 to 2015. When every game held your hand and had map markers for everything. Failure had no consequences or was essentially impossible. Difficulty was measured by HP bars and Ammo scarcity alone.
All of that captured but just within the confines of super mario bros. Just jumping and perfect interaction with the environment.
Its hard to fake being terrible to perfectly.
i'd say the difficulty is somewhere between kirby and dark souls
umm... jokes aside (no woosh please, I just don't understand it's point) what do you mean by the difficulty is somewhere between kirbo and dank souls? dude, kirbo's difficulty is over 9000
@@vinhlucifer666 kirby is an easy game while dark souls is an hard game, of course kirby has some challenges but its most likely easy but i still love him and his games
@@victorassemble352 r/woosh
@@reneerivers5570 you really replying to an 3 month old comment with a link to a sub outside of reddit?
@@victorassemble352 he didnt even spell r/whoosh correctly
It turns out they wanted you to jump OVER the obstacle, as if it was obvious or something????
It was so stressful to watch.
“Super Mario bros is the dark souls of platformers”
-Dean Takahashi probably
Can't be legit, he would have died to the first goomba repeatedly like he was getting hit by the very first enemy every single time :)
no, if this was him he would've died to that goomba 37 times
dead meme did you mean: 412 times
dead meme
I feel like this is a SpongeBob reference.
dead meme
In one episode, he says he’s failed his driving test 37 times. Pretty close parallel
Tutle 47 japanese are great in mario games
These were the most painful 3 minutes of my whole life.
The first 20 seconds made me laugh😂😂😂 dude just walks, stares at the goomba then *Die*
Damn that first goomba!
-Deans first try
Review:
"Game was bad. There was no instructions that you need to jump on the goomba to kill him, nor were there instructions about hidden items inside blocks, let alone how to jump!
I don't know what the developers were thinking, the game is too HARD."
Move:*OK*
Jump:*OK*
Move and Jump: *Dean Takahashi has stop working*
This video really makes me feel like Dean Takahashi.
I don't know how you force yourself to play that badly. Nicely done. Felt just I was watching Dean play the tutorial.
To be fair; he did try to jump on a lot of the Cuphead enemies' heads like you do in Mario.
Giving him a little too much credit to make it past the title screen
This actually hurt to watch
was expecting this to me 3 minutes of him dying to the first goomba without trying to jump over them.
If Dean played Super Press Space to Win Action RPG 2009: Just 26 minutes of title screen and nothing else.
Review on Super Mario Bros: 8/10, it really makes you feel like Dean Takahashi.
Actually, he should be awesome on super mario bros because the way he played cuphead is exactly the way a semi-pro would play super mario
What the fuck are you on about?
2:38 this part was done way to well to be Dean...
Gotta love how you knocked the mushroom out of the map
"gaming" journalist everybody. Why stop here? now we should let people that undercook Chicken and seafood professionally write about food.
The very Last korok they already did that
@@IMakePeopleSaltyApparentlywhen? I wanna hear about this story.
@@eeyorehaferbock7870 I don't remember the context but I assume I was referring to sushi (it's literally raw fish Half the time) and anything chef ramsey eats literally still bleeds.
@@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently to be fair, I don’t think the people who Gordon Ramsay has to chew out (no pun intended) typically get book deals. So we might not be at that stage… yet.
@@eeyorehaferbock7870
No he LIKES it that way. If you give him well done (no pink, no blood) He wont like it
Dean tragically fell over a crocked door mat, somehow rolled out his door and down 50 steps and managed to hit the apartment window hard enough and fell out at floor 169.
I didn't even now it was possible to jump that low in this game
“ ok, now let’s see YOUR honest 26 minutes of playing super Mario bros.”
Speedrunners: Is already finished.
The five year old that bested him at the Cuphead tutorial: Game Overed on W1 Bowser
0:09 I was genuinely surprised he managed to do that.
FALSE!! Dean would've never past the 1-player/2-player screen!
"new super mario bros wii is tough... old school tough"
Way too good, nothing like dean
Lmao, definitely captures the spirit of Deans shameful Cuphead tutorial fail.
You gave Dean too much credit. He would have spent a good 30 seconds trying to go left (at the start) before realising that he's not supposed to go that way.
unrealistic, he would struggle in the menu for atleast another 10 or so minutes.
1:03 Oh crap, it’s Cuphead all over again.
My soul aches every time he misses that damn pipe
Hahahahaha... The best documentary I have ever seen!!
3:24 omega timing
this hurts my soul so hard
Dean probably couldn't even put an NES cartridge in an NES.
Even if it's the AV Top Loader?
Lol, the softblock of the green tube is hilarious
This is more aggravating then I thought it would be
now all we need is the pigeon comparison
Imagine him playing megaman, it would be one of the funniest things ever!!!
Imagine if he had to play MM9...
(Megaman 9 is infamous for way too many instant-death hazards in every level)
Pure cancer
Good job xD
Know i'm late but i highly doubt he'd hit the button.
Okay but for real you didn't spend enough time stuck between the pipes
“bad game cant jump high enough”
Have you ever watched someone play a video game and just wanted to rip the controller out of their hands
HOW DID YOU STEAL EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF MYSELF PLAYING SMB FOR THE NES?? I'm going to sue you for that!
Did you ever learn how to jump over obstacles in video games?
*points to DOOM: Eternal gameplay*
Can I say i'm litteraly rolling on the floor laughing ?
This is way too generous. He wouldn’t get a mushroom
3:24 musical timing is like the original tutorial music ending in the cuphead video
5years later and an internet legend
I wonder how Dean Takahashi himself would think about this :)
People say he died 4 times with 3 lives
Didn't he try jumping on the flowers in Cuphead? I think he would've known to jump on the Goombas.
This got my blood pressure rising. I love it.
Rating: 2/5
Too hard on the first level, should have an easy mode
You forgot the part where he leaves a bad review.
Who also wanted to yell "Jump higher! No no, you fucking dumbass!" lol great vid
im sure dean would of timed out 5 times
I know you only died once to the opening Goomba for the sake of the video but let's be real, Dean would have died to that little dude at least 7 times.
THe only problem i see with this is that the Mario player was way better at adapting than Dean was.
Looks like Dean got way better at games.
I think you're giving Dean Takahashi a little too much credit...
Dean Takahashbrown
Dean: *dies* s0 i tHinK i win Yet
Too good
3:17 This actually happened to me but on the first mushroom back then
tbh this was better then he could ever do XD
Highly unrealistic. It's impossible that Dean would be able to kill a goomba on his second try!
Perfect!
Fucking perfect.
you're giving him too much credit
2:50 lmao
This looks as hard as cuphead 😱
That'd be me.
dArK sOuLs
Poor him...
This is beautiful
Have you seen his Cuphead gameplay?! I literally felt sick watching it
Slaughtermelon :3 yes where do you think he got it from?
Ryder Hansen oh.......oops
Slaughtermelon :3 sorry I didn't mean to say it in a rude way
Seems legit.
This is painful!
check the game yt thinks this is, it says cuphead
You should see his doom eternal gameplay😁😥💀
People with 50 IQ be like:
thank god he left and someone else controls me
but still
poor mario
i kept getting ramed into walls but dean why do it to a plumber?
Relevant again bc of DOOM Eternal 😂
Oh god
We're never going to get over this are we It's going to be like that color psychology childrens hospital.
controls feel slow and clunky
Roasted
I lost 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 brain cells watching this
So it worked
so accurate xD
You did it,it's very painful to watch
truly painful to watch