PHP Doesn't Suck Anymore? | Prime Reacts

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  • @ThePrimeTimeagen
    @ThePrimeTimeagen  Рік тому +489

    I have much regret to inform you all that Beastco, commonly referred to as Big Dick Daddy from Cincinnati, wishes to thank everyone but his YT account contains his real name and he refuses to use it with all of you degens due to your degenerate behavior

    • @honeyfuntime
      @honeyfuntime Рік тому +11

      Wat

    • @Pbertrand_dev
      @Pbertrand_dev Рік тому +5

      same, thats why I work hard to stay anonymous

    • @musdevfrog
      @musdevfrog Рік тому +1

      he deserves it

    • @bujitself
      @bujitself Рік тому +2

      Understandable

    • @pianissimo7121
      @pianissimo7121 Рік тому +12

      is this a reupload? I am completely lost on what you are saying. Can someone explain to me like I am 5?

  • @aarondfrancis
    @aarondfrancis Рік тому +1756

    Thank you for watching Prime ❤ You're the best.

    • @infas_mhd
      @infas_mhd Рік тому +24

      And thanks for the video❤

    • @JeremyAndersonBoise
      @JeremyAndersonBoise Рік тому +10

      Subbed, Aaron 🎉❤

    • @aarondfrancis
      @aarondfrancis Рік тому +14

      ​@@JeremyAndersonBoise Thank you! I won't let you down 🫡

    • @SuboptimalImmortal
      @SuboptimalImmortal Рік тому +23

      Did not realize this was the creator of the video Prime is watching, thought this was just a nice guy thanking me for watching Prime and telling me I was the best 😂

    • @kevindelnoye9641
      @kevindelnoye9641 Рік тому +5

      This was a great overview of the language itself, maybe you should also cover the community/libraries as they are a big part of choosing a language

  • @JensRoland
    @JensRoland Рік тому +298

    Fun fact: PHP’s creator Rasmus Lerdorf is from the tiny country of Denmark. Who else is from Denmark, you ask? Well, the creator of TypeScript - and C#. And the creator of Ruby on Rails. And Google’s V8 engine which finally made JavaScript fast enough to be taken seriously as a contender on the server side - also built in Denmark.
    Edit: Also the creator of C++.
    All this (and more, but this is getting long) from a tiny country of 5M people living mostly off LEGOs and bacon.

    • @shrin210
      @shrin210 Рік тому +15

      Genius people

    • @srenpeterkaagaardthuesen4206
      @srenpeterkaagaardthuesen4206 Рік тому +25

      You forgot c++, which was also created by a Dane

    • @JensRoland
      @JensRoland Рік тому +9

      @@srenpeterkaagaardthuesen4206 I did - apologies to Bjarne Stroustrup!

    • @vladimir5935
      @vladimir5935 Рік тому +1

      @@srenpeterkaagaardthuesen4206 isn't he Swedish?

    • @Biru_to
      @Biru_to 11 місяців тому

      Bacon? Not speck? 😉

  • @spamviking8591
    @spamviking8591 Рік тому +661

    Nothing wrong with PHP. I've made a career out of fixing PHP apps and with the exception of huge enterprises with millions of users, PHP is more than fast enough for 99% of scenarios.

    • @khangle6872
      @khangle6872 Рік тому +66

      I used to worked on a decade old php 4. codebase that 1.5GB in size without any external libs or packages. With all the SQL in PHP in JS in HTML glory
      In local machine it take 3 minutes to a single button to load, and a use case is like 15-16 button. It took hour just to see the error.
      And somehow on production it still land in ms
      After that codebase i dont believe there is any language that is not "fast enough"

    • @Netz0
      @Netz0 Рік тому +51

      PHP works fine for Facebook and Spotify, just to mention 2 with million of users.

    • @ykmnkmi
      @ykmnkmi Рік тому +31

      I love Dart, Go, Zig and working on interesting projects in my free time. But PHP pays my taxes))

    • @kneza96BG
      @kneza96BG Рік тому +8

      @@Netz0 does facebook still use php?

    • @corey4448
      @corey4448 Рік тому +46

      “nothing wrong with php”
      “I’ve made career out of fixing PHP apps”
      okaaaay….

  • @neptronix
    @neptronix Рік тому +551

    Some things he didn't mention:
    - mysql calls can be made asynchronously.
    - cURL can be asynchronous.
    - class preloading can be used to significantly reduce process boot up time.
    - close to complete implementation of object oriented programming from other larger languages
    - two technologies exist which can cross-compile PHP to C++

    • @Runeite51
      @Runeite51 Рік тому +10

      are you talking about hiphop for that last one? how does the c++ access php superglobals?

    • @neptronix
      @neptronix Рік тому +7

      @@Runeite51 no, but that's a third option i didn't think about.
      Sorry, i have not used it yet so i don't know details on how they work, only that they exist and look viable.

    • @rcnhsuailsnyfiue2
      @rcnhsuailsnyfiue2 Рік тому +5

      @@neptronix what did you have in mind then? I’m aware of phpwasm/WebAssembly and FFI, but not sure what you would be referring to otherwise

    • @neptronix
      @neptronix Рік тому

      @@rcnhsuailsnyfiue2 I dunno, i'm aware of this stuff just in case i ever need it. Right now PHP is plenty fast but i wanted to know if a 10x speedup was possible if i ever need it.
      Seems feasible

    • @Runeite51
      @Runeite51 Рік тому

      @@rcnhsuailsnyfiue2 yeah I've been on the prowl for something to let me code in C + access to php when needed. Only viable option I've come to find is to build a php extension (FFI has weird limitations and calling exec() to many times is expensive and awkward, and I don't want to invoke script tags to do it)

  • @mondotosz
    @mondotosz Рік тому +140

    I started learning PHP during my apprenticeship and the teachers still gave us the 7.3 executable (yes it wasn't that long ago). I read the changelog when php 8 was getting ready to release and my mind was blown when I discovered pattern matching.

    • @TheDuckPox
      @TheDuckPox Рік тому +13

      at least it wasn't PHP5. PHP 7.3 is already nice enough if you have type hinting through PHPDoc.

    • @halim7725
      @halim7725 Рік тому +22

      You don't understand what people experienced if you started with PHP 7.

    • @dv1858
      @dv1858 Рік тому +3

      The last time i moved apartments I throw out my php 4 handbook ;-)

    • @madcoda
      @madcoda Рік тому +5

      php7 is very good and modern, we did it in the hard way when we're at 5, it was the dark age

    • @kenarnarayaka
      @kenarnarayaka 4 місяці тому

      ​@@TheDuckPoxI'm using PHP 5.4 rn and it's torgure

  • @AScribblingTurtle
    @AScribblingTurtle Рік тому +103

    Seeing your mind get blown by traits alone made my day. Thank you.
    Traits have been around since PHP 5.4. So even if you only get to work on legacy code, chances are you can still use Traits and I love them.
    Array destructuring was possibel even pre 7.1 via the list() function. It just got a bit more convenient to write. Some of lists()s downsides still exist.
    PHPs improvement is slooooow, but as we Germans say "Gut Ding will Weile haben".
    Or in other words "Good things take time".

    • @OzzyTheGiant
      @OzzyTheGiant Рік тому +5

      The benefits of PSR standards are clearly evident too. Recently upgraded Slim 3 to 4 and VS Code is now able to pick up the framework's types much better due to those standards.

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA Рік тому +3

      ​@@OzzyTheGiant I don't agree with all of the PSR stuff, but I'd rather have it than not.

    • @evian8976
      @evian8976 Рік тому +3

      @@OzzyTheGiant You can also use a static analysis tool like psalm which really saves your ass by checking types (and other things) too

    • @marcusrehn6915
      @marcusrehn6915 Рік тому

      They are not really traits though, they are mixins

    • @AScribblingTurtle
      @AScribblingTurtle Рік тому +1

      @@marcusrehn6915 Traits only add a bunch of properties and methods (even static ones) to a class.
      The trait itself does not have its own state. As far as I know. It is more akin to an Include but for definitions inside a class. You can access a property of the using class from within the trait because the properties of the trait are just copied to the using class and thus become properties of the class itself.
      Semanticswise I will not argue. Arguing is pointless, since Mixins and Traits solve the same problem in very similar ways. Different Languages implement different concepts under different names.

  • @MsOmega3d
    @MsOmega3d Рік тому +115

    If anyone is interested in understanding how massive the PHP performance optimization was at version 7, there's this talk at ua-cam.com/video/fYTKm2oUzAg/v-deo.html where the PHP creator, AKA Rasmus Lerdorf, goes into some of the points that made PHP 7 so much faster. At some point, he explains how upgrading from PHP 5 to 7 would reduce the CO2 emissions from servers by 7.5 BILLION kg yearly, which is pretty insane.

    • @MadsterV
      @MadsterV Рік тому +4

      lol that's like measuring distances in finge.... oh.
      OH.

    • @BrandonWilliams-wf6hg
      @BrandonWilliams-wf6hg Рік тому +4

      Co2 is good for plants bro

    • @Catterjeeo
      @Catterjeeo 10 місяців тому

      Only to a certain extent, CO2 is bad for plants at night as they need to breathe oxygen when not photosynthesizing@@BrandonWilliams-wf6hg

    • @origamitraveler7425
      @origamitraveler7425 8 місяців тому +3

      oxygen isn't. we should get rid of oxygen

  • @aus10d
    @aus10d Рік тому +57

    My first big language was PHP, so it has a special place in my heart. I can't believe all the great improvements in it since I left it a decade ago. Wow. Very cool. Great video.

  • @Jeppelelle
    @Jeppelelle Рік тому +175

    In my non scientific empirical research for the last 10 years 10% of people who hates PHP have actually used it & hates it for valid reasons and 90% hates it because hating it is "cool" but can't provide a single reason as to why they hate it, or they use it out of "scope". As a general programming language it sucks, for web it is more than capable for 99% of the devs for it's intended usecase, it is a great "get shit done" language, but some people take it way to seriously ;)

    • @Netz0
      @Netz0 Рік тому +14

      And this is one of the big misconceptions. PHP can be run as CLI for decades. It does need a web server to run, and it can be certainly used for non web things just like python, being faster as well for the same tasks.

    • @jaskij
      @jaskij Рік тому +5

      I'm just hating on all weakly or dynamically typed languages. From PHP, through JS, TS, Ruby, to Python.

    • @ReyLamurin
      @ReyLamurin Рік тому +3

      I had to use it daily for 15 years to hate it.

    • @haliszekeriyaozkok4851
      @haliszekeriyaozkok4851 Рік тому +3

      you cannot use variables in functions with ease, it's slow, it's error messages were ugly, it's don't have any keywords for defining variables, there is no object literals or structs, you have to write associative arrays, it's support of utf-8 is very low and a lot of versions has various security vulnerabilities, also wordpress and it's plugin system also sucks, when you don't update your plugin you could easily hacked by someone other. That reasons are a few just i remembered right now.

    • @anarchoyeasty3908
      @anarchoyeasty3908 Рік тому

      @@haliszekeriyaozkok4851
      >also wordpress and it's plugin system also sucks, when you don't update your plugin you could easily hacked by someone.
      Ok, so that is wordpress's issue. Not PHP.

  • @lpanebr
    @lpanebr Рік тому +23

    This is the BEST reaction video ever! I'm a php programmer. I'm just lol my ass off by your reactions! You've got to make a php side project!

  • @GringoDotDev
    @GringoDotDev Рік тому +108

    Speaking as a recent convert myself, PHP is incredibly productive. And with Laravel + Inertia or Livewire I have never moved faster in the full stack.

    • @holonaut
      @holonaut Рік тому +5

      did you actually learn Inertia AND Livewire? Because I'm over here struggling to even get started with one of them. Not because it's particularly hard but because I've been programming for ten years and my resistance to learning anything new is annoyingly high

    • @GringoDotDev
      @GringoDotDev Рік тому +17

      @@holonaut I did! Inertia is pretty seamless. You bring React or Vue and just use it. Laravel manages state and routing for you server side. Livewire has a steeper learning curve since you can’t lean on existing knowledge, but once you get it you can move incredibly quickly in the full stack, even faster than inertia.

    • @filthyfrankblack4067
      @filthyfrankblack4067 Рік тому +4

      We should have Primeagen code a wepapp in a PHP for a video.

    • @GringoDotDev
      @GringoDotDev Рік тому +2

      @@filthyfrankblack4067 hahaha I would watch ngl

    • @8infinito8
      @8infinito8 Рік тому

      ​@@holonautLaravel + Inertia + Vue here. Well if you know Laravel, using Inertia is a breeze. You can skip API code and write just like for normal views. It's wonderful. 👍

  • @nghokengdaniel839
    @nghokengdaniel839 Рік тому +83

    I worked with PHP/JS/TS/GO/Dart/Python, and php is still my goto language for new web projects.
    it's the most "it just works" language out there, no compilation, great package managers, decent speed, ...

    • @khangle6872
      @khangle6872 Рік тому +24

      If you need more performance, just slap Swoole in

    • @MDMAviation
      @MDMAviation Рік тому

      @@khangle6872 PHP is thinked for concurrent requests, not for a unique process that has multiple threads. It could be useful if you use something like websockets where you have only one process that runs a server, but not for just plain websites with maybe some ajax.

    • @MDMAviation
      @MDMAviation Рік тому

      @@khangle6872 PHP is thinked for concurrent requests, not for a unique process that has multiple threads. It could be useful if you use something like websockets where you have only one process that runs a server, but not for just plain websites with maybe some ajax.

    • @JeremyAndersonBoise
      @JeremyAndersonBoise Рік тому +6

      There are a lot of design decisions outside the language and interpreter that can be made to improve performance, in most cases, but Swoole does look compelling!

    • @DaviMartins99
      @DaviMartins99 Рік тому

      @@khangle6872PHP + Swoole is basically the poor man's Go and it fuckin' rocks. I love throwing little bits of coroutines on legacy apps.

  • @lourensthalen1674
    @lourensthalen1674 Рік тому +7

    Dude I've been programming for almost 25 years now, and I've only just discovered you. I must say I've gotten a big boost because AI also makes my programming life so much easier (especially with other languages that I now feel very comfortable to just dabble with for an afternoon), but this is so good. You get me hyped for things I've been doing for years. This is quite refreshing after watching thousands of tutorials.
    Disclaimer: I'm not into gaming/discord as I would lose myself and my sanity, so no twitch and all it's goodness. Glad you also share it on UA-cam.

  • @OzzyTheGiant
    @OzzyTheGiant Рік тому +86

    PHP literally stole all the good junk from every language right now and just jammed it into PHP 8. Absolutely fantastic to work with compared to Python or JS/TS.
    Unfortunately, I'm looking to use a default language that has more than just back end as its use case, so I'll probably be using Go, Kotlin or C# for that, as they all compile AOT and are easier to deploy rather than having a fat Docker container. PHP though, is definitely the most optimized language for straight up back-end web dev.

    • @T3metrics
      @T3metrics Рік тому +3

      Compared to python, wut? Half of these features are straight from python.

    • @hmb8801
      @hmb8801 Рік тому +19

      Php is easier to deploy on server.

    • @MadsterV
      @MadsterV Рік тому

      @@hmb8801 *on Apache

    • @tk1576
      @tk1576 Рік тому +2

      I just watched this and was thinking about how kotlin had all this already in like 2015, also if you work with php chances are the version will not be 7/8....

    • @Gregorius421
      @Gregorius421 11 місяців тому

      That's exactly what php is: a pile of stolen, inconsistent junk from each year's favorite thing. What's good in it is stolen merit.

  • @kolaysgames
    @kolaysgames Рік тому +27

    PHP used to suck because there was nothing worse on the web apart from ASP Net maybe. Nowadays, in the world where react server components exist even PHP5 doesn't look too bad. I mean, if you just render html server-side and don't go super fancy with all these modern restful microservices, php is actually great.

    • @MadsterV
      @MadsterV Рік тому

      My argument against server side rendering exactly: if I wanted to do that, I'd be back in PHP
      I want cached client code and lightweight server execution damnit

    • @cristi_dev
      @cristi_dev 6 місяців тому +2

      you have htmx to make modern apps combined with php is super powerful

  • @mage3690
    @mage3690 Рік тому +38

    I love variadic arguments. I love them so much, I implemented a polymorphic function using variadic arguments in MSVC's particular flavor of C . . . and now I hate variadic arguments, I hate my life, I hate everything, may God have mercy on the soul of whoever decided that MSVC was not going to support ISO C and thereby leading me down the wrong path for a solid 3 hours of constant swearing. May God have mercy on his soul, because I might not.

    • @kebien6020
      @kebien6020 Рік тому +1

      I agree. I somehow hate C varargs even more than I hate C++ variadic templates

    • @amrojjeh
      @amrojjeh Рік тому +6

      It's baffling how bad C support is on Windows

    • @mage3690
      @mage3690 Рік тому

      @@amrojjeh honestly, just use wsl if you want to do C on Windows. Go to the command line, run "wsl --install", reboot, run "wsl" again, and voila! a POSIX-compliant bash shell running in a Ubuntu virtual machine that you can then install GCC on. Because yeah, Windows support for C is abysmal, and trying to dance around the differences between MSVC C and ISO C17 is massively confusing for a new programmer like me.

    • @l3lackoutsMedia
      @l3lackoutsMedia 3 місяці тому

      Im so used to bash shell scripts that i am very used to variable length arguments to programs or functions. It can be useful for various reasons.

    • @mage3690
      @mage3690 3 місяці тому

      @@l3lackoutsMedia hey, I don't mind variable length argument lists, I just particularly hate MSVC's particularly garbage syntax for it. ISO C's syntax is already pretty mid, and MSCV's particular "improvements" make me want to throttle someone.

  • @ТимофейВладленович-е8ж

    I appreciate the work of engineers who were fixing PHP over all those years

  • @adambickford8720
    @adambickford8720 Рік тому +13

    I'm surprisingly impressed. Kinda crazy how much 'convergence' there is across languages, even the ones you least expect.

    • @TheRafark
      @TheRafark 8 місяців тому +1

      Long story short: they all copy each other

  • @kebien6020
    @kebien6020 Рік тому +103

    Just to be clear. PHP traits are not like Rust traits, they are more what you tend to call Mixins in other languages.

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA Рік тому

      Yes, they are basically bundles of code.

    • @ed_iz_ed
      @ed_iz_ed Рік тому +8

      traits are amazing in PHP, love them

    • @oliverfoxi
      @oliverfoxi Рік тому +5

      Traits are complete bullshit... they can access props of classes and other traits. It makes complete mess. That's why I hate Laravel. And that's one of many reasons why I quit from PHP

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA Рік тому

      @@oliverfoxi Sounds like a code standard issue if that's a problem you had. Just don't do stupid shit like that.

    • @Gramini
      @Gramini Рік тому +5

      @@oliverfoxiPHP-Traits are just a fancy copy-paste. Might be useful for some helper functions here and there, especially in unit tests, but for "regular" use, use them rarely.

  • @Eysvar
    @Eysvar Рік тому +28

    Watching this has made me feel so much better about being forced to learn PHP for my Web Dev class. It looks like I could actually enjoy writing some PHP. Thank you Aaron and Prime.
    P.S. Happy Birthday Beastco!

  • @ddomingo
    @ddomingo Рік тому +22

    I do miss the LAMP stack + jQuery days. Simpler times. This looks very cool.

    • @Arvi89
      @Arvi89 11 місяців тому +5

      Yeah, when you didn't need 16GB of Ram just to browse the web, this was nice.

  • @rosehogenson1398
    @rosehogenson1398 Рік тому +16

    I remember writing PHP code directly on the prod server with WinSCP... the nostalgia

    • @InternetKilledTV21
      @InternetKilledTV21 6 місяців тому

      Notepad++ with the FTP plugin

    • @user-lj4lo7cx7m
      @user-lj4lo7cx7m 6 місяців тому

      Miss the good old days of editing the file in notepad while using filezilla

  • @SXsoft99
    @SXsoft99 Рік тому +39

    "php is better than JS" what i've been telling people for years but eh it's not cool

    • @bentoth4324
      @bentoth4324 Рік тому +6

      my heart when the underdog wins the special olympics

    • @TurboXray
      @TurboXray 5 місяців тому

      It's like saying dog crap is better than cat crap. Same difference hahaha

  • @tommyponce2511
    @tommyponce2511 Рік тому +9

    Let's go PHP, up to date with the needs of the modern programming industry!! Also, Happy Birthday Beastco!!

  • @justgame5508
    @justgame5508 Рік тому +33

    PHP progression looks a lot like C# progression over the years. Might have to give PHP a go

    • @oddikaro8236
      @oddikaro8236 Рік тому +9

      They want to be PHP#

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA Рік тому

      It's pretty fun to use, I'd recommend trying it with Hotwire Turbo or HTMX.

    • @TheRafark
      @TheRafark 8 місяців тому

      @@oddikaro8236 php wants to be Java. C sharp wanted to be Java so much it stole the entire syntax.

    • @lylewarren4391
      @lylewarren4391 3 місяці тому

      @@TheRafark if C# stole java's entire syntax it would be as horrible and outdated as java.

  • @jrnas8046
    @jrnas8046 Рік тому +17

    The point about having more information at a language level makes me think that the modern model for writing a new trendy programming language is "abstract away from the computer but don't abstract away from what the computer is doing"
    I want to be able to read and understand my code at a human level but it's being written for a computer to execute. as much as a garbage collector can take care of it, it's important to know as programmers that we are telling a *computer* to do the stuff and languages can abstract away as much as they want but it's kinda useful for us to know when we're talking to the computer vs talking to the next person who's been hired to maintain our codebase. sometimes I prefer added verbosity over syntactic sugar cos I actually get a sense of what is going on

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA Рік тому

      That is one of the reasons why I don't mind Java syntax.

    • @Pictor13
      @Pictor13 Рік тому

      @@CottidaeSEA I find the inference from Kotlin to be a good middle compromise.

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA Рік тому

      @@Pictor13 Can you give an example? If you mean dynamic type assignment for a variable, then that's something which exists in Java as well through var.

  • @Refresh5406
    @Refresh5406 Рік тому +18

    It always cracks me up to see PHP haters get BTFO'd in real time. Also, regarding performance, PHP running on top of Swoole is actually fast af. You should look into it.

    • @makoceans
      @makoceans 11 місяців тому

      php swoole is used in Asia for tens of millions of concurent users, western dev world just looks for latest flashy stuff and still thinks of PHP of the early 2000s 😆

    • @surlechihuahua
      @surlechihuahua 9 місяців тому

      @@makoceans which means developing in PHP will turn you into a communist. NO THANKS! 🫡

    • @TomTom-yq6lo
      @TomTom-yq6lo 9 місяців тому

      I have been using Swoole for a few years now and its pretty damn good.

  • @THC4k
    @THC4k Рік тому +19

    Im currently writing a new project in php 8.2 with Symfony, it's fine. Pretty much on the level as other languages, just a bit less elegant in many places.

    • @coldestbeer
      @coldestbeer Рік тому +4

      Why not laravel?

    • @LaRamenNoodles
      @LaRamenNoodles Рік тому +5

      @@coldestbeerbecause symfony has better practices and laravel is just using symfony components.

    • @Davidlavieri
      @Davidlavieri Рік тому

      @@coldestbeer laravel is for non-programmers, its too much magic under the hood, for people starting out is amazing, they have no clue their ORM is going to pull X numbers of records just to count them in-memory and display that number, on EVERY REQUEST, so yeah, localhost with 10 records = yay, produciton with 10k records = ugh; but most laravels people just code, deliver, get paid and bye bye, they dont know or care.

    • @THC4k
      @THC4k Рік тому

      @@coldestbeer Mostly because I've been using Twig and Swiftmailer for years so Symfony was the natural choice. Also Symfonycasts makes it very easy to get started.

    • @Winnetou17
      @Winnetou17 Рік тому +2

      less elegant ? Can you give some examples ? I specifically like PHP because (and maybe I'm too biased) the syntax it's the best for me, makes the most sense. Not too cryptic, not too verbose, just the right amount of practical and descriptive.

  • @MrDpof
    @MrDpof Рік тому +2

    A few days ago, when the php video came out, I was about to go on a mission to post the link to this video as a comment on each of your new videos. I'm glad this video reached you without me having to do anything. To the person who shared this video, thank you, you're a champ. ❤

  • @sunderkeenin
    @sunderkeenin Рік тому +4

    Types contextualize variables. Variables don't contextualize types.
    We read code left to right.
    Type before variable.
    Happy birthday beastco.

  • @JonathanTheZombie
    @JonathanTheZombie Рік тому +47

    PHP having traits makes me unreasonably happy

    • @holonaut
      @holonaut Рік тому +5

      Traits were introduced in PHP 5.4, 11 years ago

    • @claudiusraphael9423
      @claudiusraphael9423 Рік тому +2

      @@holonaut Well, most people who didn't specialize in PHP but had to deal with enterprise got stuck on < 5.3, due to blocking support for the deprecated but still in use primal Zend. And anybody that didn't need PHP in the first place was either an asp runner or just hopped on the train to use Node.

  • @drcphd
    @drcphd 11 місяців тому +6

    Went back to PHP when version 8 was released. One of my favorites now.

  • @conerzyo
    @conerzyo Рік тому +42

    I'd like to add. If you're processing 50000 requests, it's more of an architecture issue than a language issue.

    • @JensRoland
      @JensRoland Рік тому +21

      Arguably, if you’re processing >50k req/s it’s an everything issue. You’ll want to distribute the load; cache the crap out of any data those requests need as you definitely don’t want to do any disk or network I/O; a nice trick is to strip away the frameworks and language runtimes entirely and go straight nginx low level configs; you’ll even want to tune your network stack/drivers just so you’re not leaving any performance on the table.

    • @enriquejosemunozavellan5517
      @enriquejosemunozavellan5517 Рік тому +2

      @@JensRoland Could you illuminate me on where can i learn all this stuff?

    • @JohnSmith-lc1ml
      @JohnSmith-lc1ml Рік тому

      @@enriquejosemunozavellan5517 the internet

    • @cornoc
      @cornoc Рік тому +1

      yeah, php-fpm along with some autoscaling nodes behind a load balancer can easily handle 50k req/s if you have the cash

    • @mrk131324
      @mrk131324 Рік тому

      Unless you’re using Elixir (Erlang), than you have another 49.950.000 request to go, before architecture becomes an issue.

  • @BUtZUe
    @BUtZUe Рік тому +8

    HBD Beastco 🎉

  • @MarisaClardy
    @MarisaClardy 8 місяців тому +2

    So many other awesome things that weren't mentioned in this video as well.
    Composer is probably one of the best package managers I've ever used.
    We have Fibers built into the language (though they are a little unwieldy right now without specific libraries).
    Using Psalm or PHPStan, you can have compile time type checking with all sorts of more advanced types (in comments) such as generics.
    You can also destructure string-keyed arrays.
    The ecosystem has a standards body that allows us to utilize any implementation of certain things (like caching or logging) interchangeably. Need Async logs? There's a package for that. Needs logs sending to XYZ? There's a package for that.
    And there is just soooo much more great things to say about the PHP ecosystem.

  • @_Aarius_
    @_Aarius_ Рік тому +11

    Problem is a lot of php codebases (that I've seen anyway) were made in old versions of php, which does suck. Even if new php is better, I'd still rather use a lot of other languages instead for new stuff

    • @tk1576
      @tk1576 Рік тому

      100% this, never going back to php it is 99% not php 7/8 with some hiodeous dependency on some shity wordpress instalation with a custom hacked plugin that a developer once tailormade in 5 years and left the company 10 years ago with 0 documentation and obfuscated code that was never touched/refactored or corrected(bugged from day 1 when wordpress was upgraded from 4 to 5)

  • @FinlayDaG33k
    @FinlayDaG33k Рік тому +4

    I started during the PHP 5.6-era (I was 14 back then) and started taking it serious around PHP 7.0 (I was 16 or so) so I never understood the hate against PHP.
    Mainly because each time tried to hate on it, their arguments could literally be debunked with: "That's not an issue", either because PHP added that or because it an issue was so, so, so specific that you'd have to actually *try* to purposefully trigger that "issue" rather than stumbling upon it.
    Nowadays I mainly use TypeScript with Deno but that's because it has async/await (which PHP sadly still doesn't have) and allows me to create stuff like Discord bots without scuffed hacks like AmPHP or ReactPHP.

    • @Winnetou17
      @Winnetou17 Рік тому

      For the async/await, couldn't that be done with Swoole ? It's an official server which can do sync, async, fiber and I think everything inbetween. Haven't used it, but it looks interesting, I can't wait to try it out.

    • @FinlayDaG33k
      @FinlayDaG33k Рік тому +1

      @@Winnetou17 While I think Swoole is a step in the right direction, it suffers the same issues as AmPHP and ReactPHP which make it feel more like a "hack" rather than a "solution".
      Additionally, it lacks a form of "await" so I have to pass a callback to an async handler (eg. `Swoole\Async::read($file, function($res){})`) rather than just say `$content = await Swoole\Async::read()`.
      There was a library called "Swoole Futures" which added this syntactic sugar which does come very close but not quite close enough.

    • @Winnetou17
      @Winnetou17 Рік тому

      @@FinlayDaG33k Oh, ok.

  • @dakata2416
    @dakata2416 Рік тому +27

    My first website with a backend was written in PHP. It has a special place in my heart ❤

  • @bkucenski
    @bkucenski Рік тому +2

    I was fortunate enough to do a stint with a company building their web-site with C#. I ended up modeling my PHP framework around that back in 2009. That saved me a lot of pain. PHP lets you code like a buffoon. But has always given the tools to write clean code if you put in the effort. Since PHP 5.2 didn't have types, so I built my framework around classes because I could at least ensure you weren't setting and getting magic properties by overloading __get and __set with a code base class that all classes extended from.

  • @haxwithaxe
    @haxwithaxe Рік тому +4

    The problem with PHP is that it's jam packed with foot-guns. It can perform great and have lots of sugar but if it's easy for experienced developers to make serious mistakes that are hard to detect. Given that PHP is frequently internet facing that has the potential to end very badly.

    • @depafrom5277
      @depafrom5277 Рік тому +4

      Well, thats true for all languages.

    • @haxwithaxe
      @haxwithaxe Рік тому

      @@depafrom5277 I hate to break it to you but PHP is especially bad and in ways that are easy to stumble into. I have yet to see a foot-gun free language but PHP could open a gun shop and not sell out for a long time.

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz Рік тому

      ​@@depafrom5277plenty of languages are safe and make bugs harder to write. The trade-off is normally that everything else is harder too.

    • @lucass8119
      @lucass8119 Рік тому

      @@depafrom5277 I mean... kinda but to different extents. It's very clear some languages are more robust and predictable at glances, and some aren't. Python, javascript, PHP... great languages, but it's no C# or Java. There could potentially be a LOT of bugs in your code and you just don't know, because the control flow doesn't hit there and these super dynamic languages don't care until they execute it.

    • @psihius
      @psihius Рік тому +1

      PHP has removed a lot of those foot guns over the years now. A lot a lot of those things just do not exist any more.

  • @ZAcharyIndy
    @ZAcharyIndy Рік тому +2

    PHP 8 is modern PHP.
    It is NOT your grandpa's PHP folks! 😊

  • @DumblyDorr
    @DumblyDorr Рік тому +7

    Honestly, the only thing that makes me want to use something other than PHP by now are generics and function-types. PHP even has fiber-based concurrency now - it's honestly pretty decent. My favorite language is still Scala, though (even though macros/reflection is a hassle) - have yet to see a better type-system in a productive language (i.e. not Coq or Agda).

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA Рік тому +2

      You can add generics through a transpile step at the very least. Not perfect, but it works.

    • @rcnhsuailsnyfiue2
      @rcnhsuailsnyfiue2 Рік тому

      What do you mean by function-types? PHP has first-class functions, and functions can be typed using the “callable” keyword. (If I’ve misunderstood I’m curious what you mean! 😊)

    • @DumblyDorr
      @DumblyDorr Рік тому +1

      @rcnhsuailsnyfiue2 Oh, sorry. I meant being able to type-hint both the parameter-types and return-type of a function taken as parameter or returned from a higher-level function (or stored in a typed field in a class/trait).
      Not quite the same thing as generic types - which are technically type-constructors.

  • @barneylaurance1865
    @barneylaurance1865 Рік тому +1

    The big advantage of a variadic argument in PHP is that you can specify the type. PHP doesn't natively have generics or typed arrays (you have to use a third party static analysis product for those), but you can do something similar with a typed variadic argument.

  • @lazzuuu21
    @lazzuuu21 Рік тому +4

    That SensitiveParameter is lowkey super awesome and is what I want in my project

  • @hypergraphic
    @hypergraphic Рік тому +3

    Yep, I remember the good ol' days of slinging PHP 5.4. It's great that the language has improved, and having used Rails and Laravel, I think Laravel is a better framework, and PHP is faster than Ruby too :)

  • @Fanaro
    @Fanaro Рік тому +4

    Aaron's videos for PlanetScale are really good as well, he explains things very well with a lot of nuance.

  • @Gennys
    @Gennys 9 місяців тому +1

    Everybody loves pattern matching for switch statements. It's so nice.

  • @asdqwe4427
    @asdqwe4427 Рік тому +18

    Prime always pretending like he’s not a js/ts soy dev like the rest of us
    Edit typo

  • @Patrickdaawsome
    @Patrickdaawsome Рік тому +3

    As much as I love Ruby, and by extension Ruby on Rails. Laravel+PHP has been upgrading so quickly, and without the DHH nonsense.
    It's hard because I still like Ruby's flexibility (and syntactic sugar/flexibility) more, but might need to stick to PHP for developer adoptability.

    • @feldinho
      @feldinho Рік тому

      I'm extremely cautious about personality-driven projects as a whole.
      Rail have DHH, Laravel has Taylor Otwell (he drives a lambo. oohhhh), Svelte has Rich Harris and so on. Sometimes the end product is really good, but I'm always skeptical about what made these so big: the product itself or the personality behind it.

  • @HaraldEngels
    @HaraldEngels Рік тому +2

    Strict typing and static analysis with PHPStan are my daily bread. I can't live longer without that. Variadic functionaly (spread operator with named arguments) are fantastic.

  • @UmzGames
    @UmzGames Рік тому +3

    PHP: Oh you studied me 10 years ago?
    😎 Allow me to reintroduce myself.
    🙌🏾👏🏾🙌🏾👏🏾🙌🏾👏🏾🙌🏾👏🏾🙌🏾👏🏾🙌🏾

  • @oussamasethoum1665
    @oussamasethoum1665 Рік тому

    Am glad you added in the end that go compiles really fast because i was looking at PHP features and saying okay comeback to me when you can bin.

  • @wforbes87
    @wforbes87 Рік тому +4

    I had to use php in 2017 and really enjoyed working on our newer projects that used version 7... I think my gripes were exclusively related to tasks on the old version 5 projects.
    From what I remember, php7+ isn't backward compatible with 5.x, so there was no cheap way to start upgrading those php5 sites. If it wasn't for that, I'm 99% sure I'd still be open to php jobs.

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA Рік тому +1

      The biggest issue with upgrading is the libraries. Our company had about 10 loc which needed changing in total if excluding libraries when that upgrading was done.

    • @GroxMirk
      @GroxMirk Рік тому +1

      Rector can help with automatic upgrade.

    • @wforbes87
      @wforbes87 Рік тому

      Yeah true on the libraries and I will check out Rector, ty! Thinking about it more, part of my situation was that the old projects were just awful spaghetti no one wanted to modernize because it would mean having to unravel the worst if/else and switch ladders known to man to do anything new with them :P

    • @GroxMirk
      @GroxMirk Рік тому +1

      ​@@wforbes87 yeah, we have dedicated analytics to do that if/else and other logic analysis for ongoing refactoring.

  • @pesterenan
    @pesterenan Рік тому +2

    Happy Birthday beastco! Stop spamming C# danggit! xD

  • @yasscat5484
    @yasscat5484 Рік тому +13

    so this is c# with a $ all over the place...

  • @segueoyuri
    @segueoyuri 9 місяців тому +2

    the fact most of the web is in javascript right now make me retch every time I remember it. This must stop. Let's come back to sanity once again

  • @Poodrdt
    @Poodrdt Рік тому +25

    PHP is ML future! ChatPHP is coming to disrupt the market!

  • @jarrodfodemski1018
    @jarrodfodemski1018 9 місяців тому +2

    This guy is the Tony Hinchcliffe of programming and its fucking awesome.

  • @LexicalNoScope
    @LexicalNoScope Рік тому +5

    My mind is blown… no comment on the 420% increase in performance

  • @GeDWiCK79
    @GeDWiCK79 5 місяців тому

    Happy Birthday Beast Kill =]
    Also - I know nothing about Programming beyond messing around with Unity and C# - But your content is always entertaining
    Appreciate you inspiring me to learn

  • @minnow1337
    @minnow1337 Рік тому +6

    happy birthday beastco

  • @issy_dev
    @issy_dev Рік тому +14

    Would have been nice to hear more comparisons to modern Java. The constructor types are very similar to record classes in Java.

    • @barbaneigro
      @barbaneigro Рік тому

      Java is corporate suckness shit. Thats the comparison.

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA Рік тому

      Except records are readonly data structs and not classes, which I honestly prefer. The distinction is better.

    • @fluffydoggo
      @fluffydoggo Рік тому

      Didnt C# add record types first?

  • @MrFilla92
    @MrFilla92 Рік тому +5

    Happy birthday beastco

  • @jasper2virtual
    @jasper2virtual 2 місяці тому +1

    Php of lamp stack, gave thousands of startups without budget to pay windows license job opportunities. Those people who say php is valueless should check their brain.

  • @adamschneider868
    @adamschneider868 Рік тому +4

    I used to love PHP... I don't know if I am ready to love again.

  • @devnexen
    @devnexen Рік тому

    appreciated coming from an official PHP member ;-) yes variadic can bite you (even more so in C/C++)

  • @lighty262
    @lighty262 Рік тому +3

    I had the same reaction as our mustache guy here when I watched it the first time

  • @WaseemAshraf
    @WaseemAshraf Рік тому +1

    9:43 I like the fn in the beginning. It shows use of arrow function with a glance when you are scrolling code file.

    • @Davidlavieri
      @Davidlavieri Рік тому +1

      sadly these arrow functions only work for one-liners, for multiple line function, uses the normal one, arrow function gets scoped values, but normal funcitons must _use_ "use" keyword say:
      function () use ($outsideVariable) {...}

  • @ItsDan123
    @ItsDan123 Рік тому +4

    Been using php since like 2001 and it absolutely has come a long, long way in that time. I agree with the initial premise, most folks who hate it/believe it's dead haven't even looked at it in a decade or more. Writing shitty php code in 2010 was mandatory, now it's on you as a developer if you keep writing hacky code.

    • @Duconi
      @Duconi Рік тому +2

      So in the video only syntax improvements have been shown I never complained about. It's true that I didn't worked with PHP for a long time, but the video didn't address any of the points I don't like about PHP. Like needing to write

    • @ItsDan123
      @ItsDan123 Рік тому

      @@Duconi embedding php in html hasn’t been the norm in a long time, most “real” sites made in php now are php first and are loading template files. Include_once() let’s you include a file only if it hasn’t been included already, but again you’d often load them as far of a framework. You can write cli apps in php very easily. Phpunit has been around for a long time for unit testing.

    • @Duconi
      @Duconi Рік тому +1

      @@ItsDan123 Okay, so it seems that PHP now provides some of the things that you can expect from a programming language. But has it an advantage over other languages? Everything you can do with PHP you can also do with TS, Java or Rust. So for a company that is building their own online shop for example. Why should they use PHP for that?
      I would have used TypeScript, as you need JS anyway to do dynamic parts in the browser, so by doing everything with it avoids switching between languages and I can reuse components. Also nuxt for example can fully implement the JAM stack with SSG or SSR and API endpoints.

    • @YumekuiNeru
      @YumekuiNeru Рік тому

      is it like fortran77 vs fortran90

  • @ytye
    @ytye 5 місяців тому +2

    People who know laravel are aware of the strength of PHP. He didn't even mention interfaces.

  • @filipstudeny
    @filipstudeny Рік тому +7

    I wrote projects in Java, Node, .NET and PHP.
    And Java and PHP were the only languages that I had fun creating stuff.
    The only thing that I miss from PHP is to be able to declare the same function and constructor multiple times with different arguments.

    • @MDMAviation
      @MDMAviation Рік тому

      That's called polymorphism

    • @hck1bloodday
      @hck1bloodday Рік тому

      @@MDMAviation its called mehtod overloading, and btw @filipstudeny in c# you can do that too

    • @hmb8801
      @hmb8801 Рік тому

      Isn't the goal achievable with union types?

    • @barneylaurance1865
      @barneylaurance1865 Рік тому

      In Java that's method overloading, handled by the compiler. But the PHP compiler doesn't know the types of variables so it would have to be handled at runtime which would make it double (or multiple) dispatch.

  • @peter.bacinsky
    @peter.bacinsky Рік тому +1

    I'm using PHP over 20 years now, and over that time it's developers added almost every thing that made it a better / mature language.

  • @parlor3115
    @parlor3115 Рік тому +5

    Lack of generics, distinction between arrays and hash maps and no extension methods kills it for me.

    • @FlaviusAspra
      @FlaviusAspra Рік тому

      You can get quite close to extension methods with traits with little effort but I agree it's not the same and I also agree with your other points.
      However all in all it's a decent language.

    • @parlor3115
      @parlor3115 Рік тому

      @@FlaviusAspra I meant extension methods for all types even primitives which PHP unfortunately doesn't support. It has an edge over TypeScript though, in that the type system is nominal. This is actually why I'm trying to switch to C# for a while now as it doesn't have any of these problems.

    • @ShadoFXPerino
      @ShadoFXPerino Рік тому

      You can declare and check generics with Psalm, and the result is comparable to Java's type-erasure generics.
      C#'s reified generics are different still but few people really understand the difference between Java and C# generics anyways.

  • @josephvictory9536
    @josephvictory9536 2 місяці тому

    Wow thanks for this video. Great to bust the stereotype and congrats to the language developer for genuinely making it excellent. It definitely feels like something in between python and C# now. Which is a massive improvement.

  • @bbok1616
    @bbok1616 Рік тому +4

    PHP is a lot like Apple Maps

  • @PieJee1
    @PieJee1 Рік тому +1

    about variadic arguments: php has still no typed arrays, so to make a type array in a typehint you use a typehint in combination with variadic to make a typed array.

    • @barneylaurance1865
      @barneylaurance1865 Рік тому

      Yes, probably not good for a big array though because I think you're making the runtime type checker go through and check every member of the array whenever you pass it around. For a big array just keep it as an array, declare the type in the docblocks, and rely on a static type checking tool.

  • @superderpyderps
    @superderpyderps Рік тому +8

    My problems with PHP aren't features (though as a Gopher now, I actually find havinf tons of language features to be annoying). My problems are the stdlib being an absolute mess with inconsistent APIs and weird tech debt that's never getting fix, the garbage ecosystem full of projects from people that either try to emulate popular packages (like Doctrine emulating Hibernate poorly) or people who have no idea how to write a half decent API, the dev tooling is a hot mess, and worst of all, most jobs in it are absolutely awful tedious garbage.
    The language had enough features when 7 hit, the ecosystem has just never gotten better and the amount of _good_ php jobs has shrunk drastically while stuff like WordPress has artificially propped the language up. I will never go back to that hot mess of an ecosystem, Go is just as fast for prototyping with pretty much none of the downsides.

    • @Rakkoonn
      @Rakkoonn Рік тому +1

      It's still strange that the official PHP documentation has a comment section, and worse that the stdlib is so annoying it's actually necessary.

  • @SMorrisRose
    @SMorrisRose 8 місяців тому

    PHP was originally called PHP/FI, and PHP was an acronym for "personal home page." Poor Rasmus created it to implement a single project and expected it to be replaced by something better almost immediately. Instead, we only got commercial/proprietary implementations of basically the same model: ColdFusion and Active Server Pages and thirty years later we are still using PHP, albeit a highly evolved version of it. MySQL was a very similar story - never expected or intended to live forever but rather to be just good enough to implement a particular project because msql was moving a little too slow, despite costing actual money.

  • @leovin00
    @leovin00 Рік тому +16

    PHP calls its dictionaries/objects/maps “arrays” and therefore I can never forgive it

    • @neptronix
      @neptronix Рік тому +7

      PHP doesn't call objects 'arrays' at all!

    • @mage3690
      @mage3690 Рік тому +4

      I can never forgive Lua for this either. Well, Lua does call them "tables" and not "arrays", but the first time I read up on it, I was like "oh yeah, that's an array", because the first thing the tutorial says is that the default definition of a table is identical to an array. Then I tried indexing into someone else's table and found out THAT'S NOT AN ARRAY. THAT is a linked list of structs of unions that is MASQUERADING as an array, and I HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW.

    • @neptronix
      @neptronix Рік тому +6

      @@mage3690 I love how an 'array' in PHP can very consistently provide the kind of data structure types that languages usually have 2-5 of..

    • @hugochavez6170
      @hugochavez6170 Рік тому +1

      If you use JSON, then you should not complain about PHP's arrays. 😊

    • @neptronix
      @neptronix Рік тому

      @@hugochavez6170
      No kidding!
      I love me a nice:
      $array = [1,2,3,4,5];
      foreach ($array as $item) { echo $item; }
      v/ No possibility of an off by one
      v/ Short
      It's a lot more complicated than that in most other languages, PHP spoils us

  • @jeffreyblack666
    @jeffreyblack666 9 місяців тому

    I find one key use for ...$args; when you have a function that will call other functions passing those args, which might vary depending upon an argument.
    e.g. a function which will return the output from one function which has been wrapped in something else.

  • @deniyii
    @deniyii Рік тому +3

    When you come back to your childhood neighborhood, and the fat girl with pimples is now Scarlett Johansson

  • @nmillard
    @nmillard Рік тому +1

    PHP looks great now. Everything is so C#-ish, and that's awesome! I'd love to see Traits in C#. The new "default interface methods" in C# is just weird to me, it's kinda like a Trait but not really.

  •  Рік тому +3

    Noone tell Prime that true and false are also types 🤫
    But yeah PHP is actually quite decent now, unfortunately we're probably never going to get generic types 😞

    • @wickedtorpedo75
      @wickedtorpedo75 3 місяці тому

      Аннотации + статический анализатор, не так удобно как в других языках но возможно

  • @GameChampelicious
    @GameChampelicious 9 місяців тому

    I often use variadic arguments for deprecation of arguments. It allows me to keep backwards compatibility while re-using the function with different parameters. And then check, if the old args are passed in, throw a deprecation notice. If the new ones are passed in, all good! Then add a PHPDoc with the old arguments with a deprecation, and new arguments, to continue IDE autocompletes.

  • @turculaurentiu91
    @turculaurentiu91 Рік тому +9

    I use PHP at work and we are fine with it. I would love if to drop the dollar sign ($) for variables and the arrow notation (->) to access class attributes.

    • @coldestbeer
      @coldestbeer Рік тому +8

      Drop the $ sign? No thanks, it's one of the major reasons i use php. Stop devolving.

    • @webdevnoob
      @webdevnoob Рік тому +3

      Without the $ sign, it's a constant

    • @MDMAviation
      @MDMAviation Рік тому

      @@webdevnoob he forgot to mention const syntax in classes that before used to be the define function.

    • @CFalcon030
      @CFalcon030 Рік тому +2

      I thought the same about the dollar sign when I started working with PHP. I kind of like it now.

  • @ulysses1614
    @ulysses1614 Рік тому +1

    PHP sounds like an ointment for hemorrhoids - is that a use case? Giggity

  • @ironaleks7617
    @ironaleks7617 Рік тому +14

    I am on team PHP ❤

  • @TatianaRacheva
    @TatianaRacheva 2 місяці тому

    So, what I see is that PHP has adopted features that I'm pretty sure were first added in Hacklang, and the Hacklang team was, in large part, an ex-C# and ex-F# team hired away from Microsoft (the thing about PHP being influenced by Hacklang is conjecture, the thing about Hacklang being half-Microsoft is a fact).

  • @latergator915
    @latergator915 Рік тому +3

    Kotlin with dollars. Which is the main reason I do Kotlin. So... I'm in.

  • @CodeRedsGames
    @CodeRedsGames Рік тому +1

    Don"t know which language did it first but things like variable assigning through switch got to me first in Kotlin and it is really nice. I'm glad that PHP has done some really nice steps forward 👍

  • @XKCDism
    @XKCDism Рік тому +9

    most of this looks like C# syntax

  • @BFedie518
    @BFedie518 3 місяці тому

    12:55
    I never used PHP, so for me, most of this video is "Wow, look at all these things that PHP didn't have."
    But that is genuinely amazing. I had the same expression as Prime.

  • @santiagoale6232
    @santiagoale6232 Рік тому +2

    Have you seen how much PHP with Swoole increases HTTP request? +500%

  • @ShaderKite
    @ShaderKite Рік тому

    Happy (belated) birthday, beastco !! :D

  • @JoachimDyndale
    @JoachimDyndale Рік тому +5

    Sorry to have to tell you this, but based on your reaction to this PHP video, you might actually like C# now too.

  • @bernout4341
    @bernout4341 Рік тому +1

    They could add type inference so we could get intellisense from the IDE.

  • @ZwCode
    @ZwCode Рік тому +58

    The only issue is if you get a php job you’ll be using php pre-5.3

    • @EDreyer
      @EDreyer Рік тому +9

      Yeah, it is like loving the new Java features and then getting a job and working in Java 1

    • @kristun216
      @kristun216 Рік тому +11

      lmao that hasn't been true for years

    • @JohnDoe-ef4fm
      @JohnDoe-ef4fm Рік тому +14

      Do you live in 2008?

    • @coldestbeer
      @coldestbeer Рік тому +2

      Grow up

    • @klimaluky
      @klimaluky Рік тому +7

      Like 7.4 at worst, you can also get job in COBOL, thats your responsibility if you take it, don't blame language but yourself ;]

  • @stokedfool
    @stokedfool Рік тому +1

    Definitely the most "slap happy" video I've seen in a while.

  • @FlaviusAspra
    @FlaviusAspra Рік тому +9

    But Prime, I've been telling you that php is better than js.
    Not finished watching, but in addition to the language: the php ecosystem is not as wacky.
    It still has its quirks, but they're not that horrible.
    Also, it's fast. Quite fast.
    All in all, I do think that the latest push in php for more typing is just ground work for a bigger comeback in php 9 or 10.
    Oh and one last thing: the php community needs to put WordPress up there as the posterboy of how to NOT write code. Php professionals know that, we all know it, it needs to be done.
    My biggest wish from php are generics.

    • @MDMAviation
      @MDMAviation Рік тому

      I've benchmarked C# vs Java vs Scala vs PHP in a blogpost. Surprisingly, PHP was the fastest calculating n factorial with bigint libraries and saving that to a hard drive. By far. By more than x100 times.

    • @Netz0
      @Netz0 Рік тому +4

      To be fair, everything is better than JS 🤣

    • @JeremyAndersonBoise
      @JeremyAndersonBoise Рік тому

      It’s time to put an end to WordPress, honestly just put us all out of it’s misery. I remember when Mullenweg forked B2, and WP jumped the shark completely within a few years. It went to shit as it became a CMS instead of a blogging platform, back when Joomla was “hot.” WordPress is software for zombies.

    • @sudeshryan8707
      @sudeshryan8707 Рік тому

      @@MDMAviation After initial interpretation, its basically just c or assembly level performance unlike other languages with much much bigger VM overheads. Im shocked to here x100 times though.

    • @nchomey
      @nchomey Рік тому

      I primarily work in WordPress and am well aware that it's a disaster. But, would you be able to give an overview of the biggest issues that you see with it? Or point to a resource that already has done so?