Memetallica ~ bOne(r)
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- Опубліковано 21 бер 2018
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LYRICS:
Doodle-oo doo doo
Deedle-oo, diddle-oo, doo-doodle-oo
Doodly-doodly-doodly-doodly-doo doo
Doo doo-di-doo, doo doo diddle-oo doo
Dloo-(the sound a bird makes when you punch it, but not too hard because its bones are hollow and it probably can't make this sound if you crush its lungs) deedle-oo-dee-doo
Doodle-oo, doodle-oo, doodle-oo, doot da doo
Doodle-oodle-oo, doodle-oodle-oo, doodle-oodle-oo
Doo dee doo doo doo doo doo dee-doooooo
YEAYEAH
I can't remem...
I can't remember fuckin' shit
Can't tell if this is true or meme
Deep down inside I feel the meme
This terrible silence stops with MYEH
woN taht eht raw si hguorht htiw em
I'm waking up, I cannot sees
That there's not much left of me
Nothing is real but penis
Hold my breath as I wish for dick
Oh ₚₗₑₐₛₑ Gᴏᴅ ʷᵃᵏᵉ meeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEee
YEAYEAH
Back in the womb, it's much too real
In pumps life that Moses must feef
But can't look forward to reveal
Look to the tAHme when AAAAAAA liiiiive
...dicks
Just like a wartime nah nah-nah-nah
Tied to machines that make me fuck
Cut this dick off from me
Hold my dick as I wish for death
Oh please God wake mE̗̦̯̫E̞E͕͚͔̠̙̞EE̝͉̘̲͍̤̤͡E͏͖͙̘̜̱̞Ḙ̮̪̣̜͚̹E̗̯̻͔Ḛ̘͍̲̳͚̟Ḛ̛͉̬̖̝̩́E̬̪̝͇͚̘̼̫͢͟E̛̘̼͈̙͖͓͠͡E̛̜̫͢E̠̤̞͖͓͉̗͝͡Ę̵̰̳̟̞͖̭E̢͚É̼̣̤͚͙͇̪̦E̵̠̭̼̕E҉̶̡̮͍̼͚̼͉͇͎̣̬̠̪͖̀È̷͖̦͙̠̬̪͈̦͢͜͜E͟҉̕͏͍̤̗͖̣ͅȨ̱̖͓̤͟E̶̷͏̻͕̠̪͉͍͔̣̻͙E̶͖͎̥͟͟͡͞È̶̜̥̬͉̝̞̬̣̻̱͇͈͎̻͙͇͇͉͘͞͡E͘҉͖̜̣̙̻̹̖͓̼̲̖̺͇͙̪Ę̹̣̥̭̱̭̦͍̳̳̠͉̦̬͎͓͟ͅͅ
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We are number one
Oh God spank me
Hold my penis (grapefruit) STOP!
Oh please Daddy take me
YEAYEAH
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
It was at that moment that Jason knew he fucked up
D̟͚̼̜̲͈̻͜A̙̲̙̫̮̻R̶̪K̺͓̻͖̠͞N̺͔̪̹E̯͈͉͉̰͠SŚ̰̯͈͙͈
Imprisoning me
All that I am
Absolute whore
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cellellell
Landmine
Has taken my siis
Taken my penis
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my sus
Left me with life in SSSSSSUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS
Lars: I don't think we have a song called "DICK".
James: Not yet!
You're a dick
You re a dick
My dick
You're it, guys
(Açai aggressively tonguing his webcam)
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
He laid that golden penis on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
...and now for something completely different.
wow nice
we need a 'spit out the boner' chart lul
Doing God's work.
Why
There he is the *HERO* *OF* *THE* *DAY*
When you go to a Metallica concert but the 17 hits of acid kicks in.
Dont do it gives me bad trips lmao tool and pusifer is the best
Metallica doesnt seem like Acid music, id say Tool or maybe Pink Floyd
@@weaselking8352 All classic rock is stoner/acid music.
Hits of acid makes no sense and undoubtly you´d die from 17 doses :D
Good lord this comment is surprisingly accurate..
>Jason: "I wasn't ready!!!"
>Also Jason: *nails the solo*
"...i was ready?"
Shameless, dude.
you cannot really say the same about the next solo after that one
I like how they intentionally make the bass more audible sarcastically
Unironically sounds better than the actual mixing lmfao
H E F O C K I N G L E F T T H E B A N D
@@KnoxCarbon I MEAN PERIOD EXCALMTION POINT UEGH
"Deep down inside I feel the MEME."
-Papa Het
(1988)
The question is, does Metallica know what memes are, and if so, what does Lars think of all the memes about his drumming?
@@luisrosario3781 he has a photo on Instagram with one of the fans wearing Josh Steffen's "Larsisms" shirt, so I'm willing to say he's pretty chill about it.
@@the_cyd I wonder if he feels proud of the "No bass in 'And Justice For All' meme"
@@luisrosario3781 I highly doubt Lars gives a single fuck what people think of him and his drumming while he's swimming in the infinity pool of yet another five star hotel at an expensive ski resort while on a holiday with his hot model wife
@@the_cyd Hello Kakyoin
When it said "I can't remember FUCKIN SHIIIEET" I felt that
K. Charrette sometimes I can relate
Same
I can't remember that line. :)
I feels...
I can’t remember FAHKIN’ SHIET
"i wasn't ready!"
*gets perfect solo on through the fire and flames section*
"I WAS ready?!"
Acai aggressively tounging his webcam
With practice comes perfection.
Zenith Tempest It’s basically muscle memory for Guitar Hero streamers
Ultra Metal Head Instincts
That dive from "Eruption" going into "Devil Went Down To Georgia" was beautiful
It threw me off guard first hearing it
That was the greatest thing i have ever heard
@@vicarialsteak3771 the greatest thing I ever heard was "He layed that golden penis on the ground at Johnny's feet"
"he laid that golden P E N I S down at Johnny's feet."
my husband is a good 11 years older than me and used to play in a metallica tribute band in the mid 2000's. i played this for him yesterday and he lost his shit. i don't think i have seen him so confused yet laugh so hard.
That’s Couple Goals right there!
Confusedmused. 😂
6:54 “I WASN’T READY” completes the entire solo.
What is the that solo name
@@emreseizm788 through the fire and flames
"...I _was_ ready?"
@@emreseizm788 a solo name.
When the PTSD and conditioning kicks in
The fact that he charted the coughing at the beginning always kills me
Brady B and the fact that it also said nice choke, gets me everytime
666th like! 😂😈
3:17 those face changes were golden
Hearing "MY LEG!" on the opening of "One" is maybe the most powerful thing I've ever heard
Some meme charts feel specifically aimed towards trolling Jason and I think that's funny as hell.
This one literally says "It was at this moment that Jason knew, he fucked up" at 4:23
December Redinger 420th like
You mean jason newsted 1:03 haha
And also acai
I was gonna like your comment, but then I saw it was at 666
*1 second in*
SLAYER
_grabs popcorn_
69th like
420th like
7:35 RIP the guy who wrote devil went down to Georgia. He recently passed away.
RIP EVH too
*IT’S CHARLIE DANIELS.*
*sighs*
_he’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit_
8:01 watch the progression of Jason's face transition from completely unguarded to WTF THERE'S MORE?
LOOOOLLLL
Favorite part:
*leading up to the solo*
I'm not ready!
*TTFAF OUT OF NOWHERE*
I WASN'T READY!!!
*Completely nails the solo*
... I WAS READY?!?
Acai aggressively tounging his webcam
Then 7:13 happens 😂😂
That iconic "my leg!" phrase will never be forgotten. Rest in peace, hillinburg. We spongebob fans will cherish every moment of every episode for a long long time. You're in our hearts.
Well except for the newer seasons, don't get me wrong I was raised on the old spongebob, but the newer seasons are just terrible, what have they done to the happy go lucky slapstick spongebob
My leg fit the intro of One perfectly
@@johnroberts4624 honestly true
John Roberts yeah you’s right
Thantos the current season so far seems actually ok as far as I’m aware but at least we haven’t reached season 6 levels of bad
It sounds so weird to listen to the original one after watching this one so many times
I cant hear the original the same anymore.
2:58
the vocal chords:give me now water
james hilfield: wait plz
Jason giggles like a toddler and that just adds to the hilarity.
4:23
"It was at this moment Jason knew... he fucked up."
It was at this moment I knew this was going to be my favorite memechart
The stupidity of the notes after that was hilarious xDD
What's the original song from that part?
"I wasn't ready!"
*Perfect Solo* : Are you sure about that?
I love how Jason doesn't lose concentration even while he is laughing
Except for when he puts the guitar down 😂
I’m no longer able to watch UA-cam in the break room at work because of this video and I have no regrets.
Oops. >:)
Gursh durn it Jason
No regerts
Rip
why?
This entire song is incredible. Dicks. Lars moments. A random Dragonforce solo. The Phil Collins drums is the part where I pissed my pants though.
Where is Phil?Give me time of his drumming...
@@deadpan904 5:55
I died at the perfect splash in of eruption lmao
And the devil going to Georgia bit got me
Jason, in protest: "I WASN'T READY"
Also Jason: *fucking nails a TTAF solo*
That'll happen if you practice a song many millions of times
its been 5 years since i first watched this and ever since i have not been able to unhear this when listening to one 😭😭😭
"It was at this moment Thatmeiwiwiwjdbrbrve knew they'd fucked up" 😂
Jason: "This chart is disgusting"
*boom* *boom* *boom* *boom*
Me:I dont think it liked that
At 1:27, the chart begins to unleash the first stages of its wrath. This is only a precursor to the horrors that are to come....
4:14 Jason: I'm really scared. For what's coming up.
4:24 "It was at this moment Jason knew, he fucked up."
Yatsuhashi Daichi the transition from that to the fast picking part was amazing
XD
*Uhh, uh oh*
@@nahboi483 *ACCREATE*
5:25 beer came out of my nose xD
Oof, sorry to hear that. You should probably flush them with water, so the yeast doesn’t remain there, cuz that’s not good.
0:28 I was dying the first time I heard this
x for s(h)ame
When you chart the cough
And it says nice choke.
What's that whole intro part from?
7:45 b0ne(r).exe has stopped working
B0ne(r).exe stopped working
Right, we'll need to contact Microsoft technical support first thing tomorrow morning.
Roman
Believe it or not but.. THATS how i got introduced to metallica and im now extremely into metallica, and tbh.. Im really glad i made that choice :D
And all it took was a bœner
Based
😐
@@therealdumbnugget t
While I was working today, I decided to listen to the "Justice" album and when "One" came on, I kept hearing "bOne(r)" in my head.
1:04 Yeah Yeah!🤘
2:23 Yeah Yeah!🤘
3:43 Yeah Yeah!🤘
*_YEAYEAH_*
YEAH
They are all 1:20 apart, odd
YEAH YEAH
This is what youtube needs to be. Pure art.
Can I get a fat CHEAH!?
bakerXderek
UA-cam is already like this.
bakerXderek cheaaaaaaaaa
Cheeaaaahhh!
Nine Tailed Fox But not nearly enough.
Guys...this was the most brilliant musical mash-up ever. I was as shocked as I was entertained. And the comedic timing...spot-on. Amazing!
EDIT: And when you hear Jason say, "Um..." you KNOW shit's about to go down.
3:27 and on Is the definition of what i subbed for.
They charted the cough. XD
Props Jason for hitting the TTFAF solo even being caught off guard.
"I wasn't ready........I was ready?"
"I WASN'T READY"
*proceeds to nail the solo*
But then misses 5 notes at once. xD
It’s even better when you’re a fan of all of the things in this meme mix.
Metallica
LazyTown
Shrek
DragonForce/TTFAF
DWDTG
4 years later and this is still my favorite thing you've done! So fantastic!!!
1:06- I can't remember...
Yes, he actually can't
That's the joke.
"I can't rememb."
FTFY
no he actually started singing too early
ACCURACY: 2299/2410
You missed 111 notes.
You're the -111 King
Jeeves Anthrozaur should be accreacy
1+1+1=3... Half life 3 confirmed
And the song is "One"
he's the triple king
1 and 1 and 1 is 3
0:06 "slayer like, from halo?"
Me: *b r u h*
Elite: WAAAAAAGH
*_mY lEg_*
After and unknown amount of times watching this I just realized you can actually hear the bass
1:16 Jason :ugh this chart is disgusting !!!
Lars : HOW DARE YOU!?!?! I CURSE YOU 1:19
Why... now I can't listen to One without thinking of this song.
Eronfal Frost-Blood You're welcome :D
Same
Don't worry, I can't listen to Flames without hearing Through the Tables and Memes
0:47
My favourite moment. That loud noise and Jason screaming is beautiful
Is that really Jason?
3:35 Sensory overload complete.
I think it's safe to say that we really enjoyed putting this together and really enjoyed your reactions. Seriously, bruh, your laughter is so contagious and I love it.
Now for the obligatory anti-joke.
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and therefore are incapable of feeling fear, or any other emotion.
BandiPat Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM! FUNNEYYYYYYYYYYYY JOKE!!!
I thought it was because Seven was a registered six offender.
You're the undefeated masters of this shit man, I love it
You are the best,the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best XD
I was waiting for a transition from "the best the best" to Dave Grohl singing that.
I’m not ready!
I WASNT READY!!!
I WAS READY!?
*weird noise*
A H H!!!
*starts playing rapid solos*
REAALLYYYYYYAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHH bones and bananas...
*acai tounging his microphone
Jason is literally like that overpowered anime character that you know isn't going to lose but has to make it seem like he's not completely stomping the floor with the antagonist (song) so that it doesn't seem like too much of a one-sided battle. But we know your truth Jason. We know of your power.
4:53 *sensible chuckle*
3:25 "beautiful... *_earrape_** NOT BEAUTIFUL!!"*
"It was at this moment jason knew...he fucked up"
Ha they knew he'd play it
That reaction to that section was priceless
Ohh I have been blessed with the jasonparadise heart...
That was pure gold.
I love how it has the eruption and through the fire and flames solos
I've listened to this a million times and I still can't get over the "MY LEG" in the beginning
Not gonna lie...That transition from the main solo to Eruption was kinda genius.
Jason: overlapping notes are gross
Song: oh they're gross you say, let's make it worse
i forever think of this version when i listen to the song, i cant unhear it
Jason: "Beautiful."
*Say sike right now*
Jason: "NOT BEAUTIFUL!"
*IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT JASON KNEW*
*HE F*CKED UP.*
Edit: 4:21
That's why there's no bass
UH OH
Hey thanks for the likes :)
@@ij1376 no
Strong finish there
that’s what she said
Poor choice of words there Jimbo
that's what the soviet union said after the winter war
@@ragemode1017 absolutely excellent choice of words.
I haven't cried so hard from laughter in a long time. Thank you for this upload. A true gem.
My mother was listening to One today and I didn't realize how much of this video I had memorized until that moment.
I can't tell if the "devil went down to Georgia" bit is supposed to be a show of respect to anyone who makes it to the end (the devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat), or the charter bragging cause they're confident no one will FC the chart (now just come back if you ever want to try again).
Or in other words... is the charter the devil or Johnny?
Nice observations,but I think it was random song that was putted in this chart.But still,love the way you think
Honestly though the transition from Eruption to Devil Went Down to Georgia was straight fire
Whoever it is, they are surely the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best
Given some of those overlapping notes are physically impossible, it could well be bragging.
it was a excuse to put in the best part.
I watched this numerous times wondering why the chat kept spamming A C C R E A T E.
Until i finally saw that the notes spell it out.... i feel dumb.
I just watched the Charismatic Voice do a video on One and then read the plot for Johnny Got His Gun and... yeah, I needed this video because wow that depression after remembering what the song means hit like a train carrying a bunch of other trains with it.
Jason: "This chart is disgusting!"
The chart: "And I took that personally"
You can hit TTFAF solo off-guard, but you can't hit 5 notes at once off-guard? More like CasualParadise.
I'm kidding, I love you.
de casual streem
2:52 that spongebob laugh
i keep coming back to this every so often, it's just great!
7:39 he's caught so off guard
by the golden PENIS
7:38
You know it's a true meme chart when you can hear the bass.
3:50 turn on Subtitles, it says: "somebody once told me the world was gonna throw me a piece of this Julian".
There aren't subtitles...!
@@404TVfr wdym!
@@404TVfr There used to be, my comment is the only proof of there being subtitles
@@RomeoTRM I didn't say you were lying...
@@404TVfr Of course not! I knew what you meant
7:46 - *Thebest.exe. has stopped responding*
BSOD be like
If anyone's wondering what that epic solo at 7:21 is, its "Eruption" (the solo before You Really Got Me) by Van Halen
i was searching for it for about 3 days. thank you!
Do you by any chance know the one before it as well?
I'm surprised it took people that long to realise it lol
@Boris Antas I could tell that one, I meant the one in between. Now that I listen I think it's just part of the OG song though.
Know the song that comes afterwards by any chance?
7:37 this part coupled with his reaction gets me every time
I used to watch this every time I felt down - your face expressions always make my day.
The video that introduced me to meme charts. Thank you Jason. I appreciate this.
Hell yeah! Glad so many people still come back and enjoy these
@@JasonParadise of course dude. Hope you're doing well! I understand how anxiety can be for some people
DON'T YOU DARE TAKE MY SAUCE!
-JasonParadise 2018
I didn't know the body was capable of being in serious pain while maintaining the ability to laugh, but damn does this chart do it.
Still, after watching your meme charts endlessly for years, I still cannot breathe after laughing so damn hard😂😂😂 Perfect medicine to start helping me feel better after feeling like crap. Thank you, Jason.
"I ... was ready?" will forever be my favorite jason moment
The guitar solo spelled *A C C R E A T E*
What is that
Illuminati that one fat dj said it
Illuminati do khailed
Suzuki, dat be what I be sayin’. I speaks in white rapper slangs, yo.
"Accreate 👌" that's what it was XD
3:25
"Beautiful!"
" *NOT BEAUTIFUL!!!* "
I literally was recommended this yesterday after watching it when it came out and rewatched it. And now I’ve been recommended it again, good work algorithm.
5:40 If One was on Death Magnetic
6:20 without MetallicaLive on youtube I wouldn't have known that was actually Metallica playing in their studio. Lol. I thought this was a random band that did this.
I legit want to hear an entire version of that ngl
@Aaron 45 just search the dick song Metallica
This is the content that we deserve
Chainbrain sup
Chainbrain we deserve more tables tbh
...and also the content that we need right now.
This is the content we love
... not the content we needed
let’s just appreciate how, even though he expected nothing, he still killed it
This is beautiful. Such art. Amazing.
Jason: beautiful...
*_literally 2 seconds later...._*
Jason: *NOT BEAUTIFUL*
*thanks for the gold kind stranger...*
7:45 bOne(r).exe has crashed
John Guerrero I
John Guerrero Windows!
That sounds painful.
Oof
*_And now for something completely different_*
years later.. i still come back to this vid! love it HAHA
This brought me so much joy. I'm hoping to be as talented as you are playing Guitar Hero/Clone Hero! Well done, and such a fun adaptation of the song.