Age of Empires 3 DE (Definitive Edition)

Age of Empires 3 Definitive Edition is like a historical Sims game on steroids. It's a wild rollercoaster where you start with a handful of villagers and a dream, only to end up with a massive army and a civilization that either conquers the world or goes down in flames. It's like playing god, but instead of creating life, you create an empire and then mercilessly pit it against others while your villagers continue to chop wood like it's the meaning of life. Just remember, in Age of Empires, the phrase "All's fair in love and war" really means "Send in the cavalry and unleash the trebuchets!"