Ah yes, the world's three greatest enemies: Ducks Sunscreen Eaters And children Also I realized I wasn't being specific enough, children means children without limbs, duck exclude pet ducks like Eevee Ducky's duck, and sunscreen eaters refer to the general catagory, like snow eaters and concrete eaters.
pretty sick rn and you’re making me feel a little better so props to you edit: I didnt expect this to get so much attention but thanks for the support anyways
I feel like he genuinely cares about his fans and the decisions they make but i still sense that crippling urge he has to fill his bank account so he can buy more felipe heads
Albert: *tries to hurt people when you shouldnt* Albert: I LOVE BEING EVIL Also Albert: *finds a game where you actually need to hurt people* Albert: I WANNA BE GOOD
15% of the comments are talking about some DIFFERENT stuff happening in the video 25% are talking about how albert posts every day and also talking bout how good the editing is and saying some positive things to the editors *60% are talking about how albert sounded like he said “i can kick his ass down” instead of “i can kick his house down”* PS: that made me remember when albert said something and ppl thought he said the n word but i dont rly remember what he said it was like “will then” or sumn like that.. (that was like 3 years ago)
Yo can you guys please help me? My parents promise that if I can get 10k subs before Christmas they will get me a new Headset , and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.👍
What albert hears: I can kick his house down What most of us heard: I can kick his ass down Its surprising Albert hasn't taken down this comment lol. 🤞
Flamingo: Casually spends a three hundred dollars The creator: *M A K I N B A N K* Edit: To the people in my comment telling me that MY OWN comment is wrong. You are welcome to leave if you dont like it.
How the actual hell does he waste so much money like nothing? !wait no.. what I really wanna know is how much his bills go up daily every hour? oh damm why am i even surprised i just remember he bought that warehouse
1:48 I know it sounds like he's saying "I can kick your a** now" but he said "I can kick your house down" if you payed attention to the video you would see that he is clearly kicking the house down
1:48 it sounds like “I can kick your ass now too” lmao
He stuttered on saying house
Lmao I thought the same.
I wish it was real.
Oml I went straight to the comments when I heard that lol
Turn on captions
"why is this such a cruel world?"
The subtitles:
"why is this such a cool world?"
Lol
Lol
Lol
XDXDXDXD
Lol
Subtitles: "I can kick your ass down too"
What he really said: "I can kick your house down too"
IKR I THOUGHT HE SWORE
Ur young kid
@Drip Goku i know
@@_spork_ SAME
@@Denis-go3gw pov: you’re in 6th grade
“When you die, you never come back, and that’s an issue we need to work on.”
*schedules meeting with god*
Can we appreciate that he and his editors work almost all the time and upload almost every single day with such quality?
You should get more likes even though you just posted this 21 minutes ago lol
@@Pheebzluvz agreed
@@Pheebzluvz not agreed.
He doesn't upload everyday but yeah he still try no matter what
He doesn’t upload every singe day he only does that sometimes
I couldn’t think of anything but “Attack on Albert 2: this again”
when it releases a attack on albert 2, its not gonna have a name. its just gonna be called ‘this again
Not me reading as attack on Titan
FLAMINGO PLAY infectious smile
yeah this game gave me atack on titan vibes
:( I said that-
I sneezed in perfect sync with Albert and now I am scared.
lol-
Lol-
lol-
E
U are his lost long twin ...LOL
Can we Appreciate on how much this guy posts?
Edit: Thx for the likes and comments :) yall so nice!
*appreciates on*
I now right
copied.
@@fields.prodzz And wildly grammatically incorrect.
@@James-pf9mn yes indeed
"Why's he attacking me??"
Albert, your destroying his house
That’s not a good enough reason to attack someone
@@ari7487 stfu
@@_wasteofsus_2415 Achievement Earned : Not getting the joke.
@@_wasteofsus_2415 it was a joke
@@_wasteofsus_2415 Achievement Earned: its a joke
Ah yes, the world's three greatest enemies:
Ducks
Sunscreen Eaters
And children
Also I realized I wasn't being specific enough, children means children without limbs, duck exclude pet ducks like Eevee Ducky's duck, and sunscreen eaters refer to the general catagory, like snow eaters and concrete eaters.
Ducks isn't my enemy, but the others are.
Ducks are a enemy, have you been brainwashed?
Duck, duck, oof
True.
Wait a minute-
Miek
😂😂when he said “omg i spent a lot of money, see guys don’t spend money unless you’re buying some thing that I sell you” 😭🤣
Flamango: cruel world
Captions:cool world
Time stamp?
Time stamp
When you saw him in game last night and wondered what he was doing.
Who were you?
@Frankie Stain did you here him swear @ 149
one time i saw him on his admin account, i posted it on my youtube but my cousin is stupid and she deleted it
@@EukieN he said house not ass-
@@ronnieradkeswife243 then post it again
“When you die, you never come back. And that’s like an issue we need to work on.”
I’m glad Albert is an advocate for necromancy
No life is hell we need to die and never wake up
@@jenaostertag5250 hell is empty, all the devil's are here on Earth.
@I Am KevinBB x2 bruh
I’d vote for him
Albert 2024
Sometimes earth is the worst Hell 🔳🔺🔳
Legend has it, Albert never financially recovered from the amount of money he spent on this game.
NO UA-cam NO-
THE SUBTITLES SAY ASS INSTEAD OF HOUSE IM DEAD
Mk
@@yaboique6650 mk
@@mitskiisbetter2934 leave me lone
Half the comments is this
Lol
“Don’t spend your money on stuff unless it’s stuff I sell you”
-Albert 2020
@I Am KevinBB x2 no lol
He doesnt sell food,we l all di
@I Am KevinBB x2 stop
Can i say something
Look at 1:47 I heard something different
Girls: STAWP UR TRIGGERING MY OCD me: hey look theres a cockroach girls: Ahhhhhh me oh wait it's just u
"100 percent goes to my bank account"
Well.. Atleast he's being honest whatsoever
num num num all the money are mine
@Cool Diego this is irrelevant to the comment you put this under and no he didnt swear child he said house
so hes not paying the employes
it’s hard to argue with his assessment
@Cool Diego He said house.
He probably doesn’t realise this but Albert has made my lockdown better ❤️🥺
1:48 IT RLLY DIDNT SOUND LIKE HOUSE TO ME WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT XD
SAME
“I drop kicked that child out of self defense”
Epic
@LilyWasSlain we have the same subscribers and the same thought of killing kids
Lol
Hello
-Shitass
Is that a Techno quote?-
“DUDE HOW DO YOU BE GOOD”
*those are words I thought I’d never hear you say*
You have to have to use the good powers
Ok why
1:48 he said it bad word DO NOT SAY THAT ALBERT
@@hazelflozie4495 I didn’t even notice lol
@@hazelflozie4495 wait I think he said house
Gotta love the guy that was protecting Albert He was dressed as Kaneki from Tokyo Ghoul ❤
Can we appreciate that Albert literally cut himself in the hand and still made a video for us?
I swear I thought he said “I’ll kick your ass down”, but he obviously mean to say “I’ll kick your house down”
Same
aaaa me too aaaa
same
Me to
Same
pretty sick rn and you’re making me feel a little better so props to you
edit: I didnt expect this to get so much attention but thanks for the support anyways
ay hope u feel better soon
awhhhhh
Feel better now.
*GET BETTER OR I WILL SCREAM AT YOU*
Feel better soon
albert : i’m not spending all my money on this game
albert’s title of his next vid : i spent all my money on kicking tiny children. NOW IM POOR. aHhH
Flamingo: “ why is this world so cruel “ magic space man: “ because I made it that way albert
Albert: this is such a cruel world
Subtitles: this is such a cool world
Lol my subtitle albert: 1.6 million
Subtitle: 1.6 billion
I noticed that to
oh how the turns table
People always copy me xd
Albert should make some, “yoink” merch.
What about “Buster” haha
No, you should make a felipe merch
Y'all really forgot about E 😔👈
@@ba9258 you mean EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@e lol
Albert: "Once you die you can never come ba-"
Ad: " *WAIT! DID YOU DOWNLOAD GRAMMARLY?!* "
When you said "I can kick your house down" The house changed into ass 😂
“At least 0% will go to...”
Albert realizes that it sounds bad and switches it up.
“At least 100% will go to my bank account”
"Healing? No that's gross."
Rain is better(makes you good)
He's got a point
Xr
Xd
R A I N
I absolutely love how albert sneezed on his hoodie and dint change it XD
I feel like he genuinely cares about his fans and the decisions they make but i still sense that crippling urge he has to fill his bank account so he can buy more felipe heads
Albert: *tries to hurt people when you shouldnt*
Albert: I LOVE BEING EVIL
Also Albert: *finds a game where you actually need to hurt people*
Albert: I WANNA BE GOOD
@Cattie Maddie hi
@Cattie Maddie hi
@Cattie Maddie hi i know you from school
I have a video for you Ryan’s world official and run people over :)
i just feel flamingo can turn anything into advertisment
"Hey do you wanna die? Oh yeah also my merch is comfy."
Bot
@@Thepersonatyourdoor no u
Albert: BLOOD WARNING!!!!
Also Albert: gives no time for you to skip 10 seconds
"Buy more. Buy more. Buy More. I hate yo-"
*Brownie Commercial Interrupts*
albert: oh i can kick ur house down too
youtube captions:
👁👄👁
Sounded like he swore 😂
Yeah until I listened to it 5 times
@@sageprharris Same 😩
I know he said house but what time stamp was it
Albert is the only person that makes me laugh everyday.I
(EDIT:wow I never got that much likes thanks
NO ITS ME
Try ciryxkenshin
Not me
Cory
Same here
1:48
Some random 5-year-old: ohhhh did he just swear? I will report him.
The five year old that grew up: this is fine.
Ablert: "The game is telling me to bully the smaller people"
Me who's short: "Pain"
"Bully them like they kids in high-school did to me" Thats depressing
He lied he was all fucking muscular
I don’t see how Albert used to be such a chad in highschool
@@imnotfietan tf
@@idiot8753 what you mean tf. It’s true he was a strong boi and muscular too
@@imnotfietan ik
"At least 100% of this goes to my bank account"
great deal
15% of the comments are talking about some DIFFERENT stuff happening in the video
25% are talking about how albert posts every day and also talking bout how good the editing is and saying some positive things to the editors
*60% are talking about how albert sounded like he said “i can kick his ass down” instead of “i can kick his house down”*
PS: that made me remember when albert said something and ppl thought he said the n word but i dont rly remember what he said it was like “will then” or sumn like that.. (that was like 3 years ago)
I love how he says there are kids watching his vids but there just says “I can kick your ssa” I LOVE IT KEEPT IT UP👹👹
Game: "At least 10% of this game's revenue goes to charity."
Flamingo: "At least 100% of my revenue goes to my bank account!"
XD
hey 1:48 he said a bad word
When he said “at least 100 of revenue goes to my bank account” i felt that
@@aox_ae he said house
@@aox_ae he said house
@@aox_ae he didnt
1:48 When I first heard this I thought you said kick your ass down not "kick your house down" but can you still do it anyway 🥺
same i heard it as 'kick your ass down'
i heard that also LOL
Same
it says it in the captions too
Yeah I'm like OMG HE SAID A BAD WORD YAY but i saw the house and maybe thought he said ill kick your House down
Alberts intro is like aesthetic but still weird at the same time. No offense,his intro is real cool.
BRO WE ARE IN HORRIFIC RAIN AND ALBERT STILL MAKES ME LAUGH (man he's the only youtuber that brings joy to my world no matter what)
“At least 100% of earnings goes to my bank account” that had me dying 😂😂😂🤣🤣
U were dying because albert is making money???
@@poluefemus it’s funny to him
Albert's profit is a joke
Loll
I dont get it
Person: "how to kick babies"
Albert: "you kick em"
Lol😂
Smokes in baby's face
Lul
Its really cool how he has Ken Kaneki being his bodyguard. The flamingo army has reached anime cosplayers
The milk and cereal at intro is 100% flamingo
"their family and everything they know is dying"
"that's pretty cool right"
"that's awesome"
Did you hear “Oh I can kick your a$$ down too” 1:48
He said house
@@zouldroper I did
Yo can you guys please help me? My parents promise that if I can get 10k subs before Christmas they will get me a new Headset , and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.👍
@@zouldroper OMG I JUST HERD THAT TO
It sounded like he said he could kick his a word down but he said house*”
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD IT LMAO
@@the.piggypig No. I am trying to say to like 48 people that its house not ass so if you want to help just say its house not ass.
NOW I HEAR BOTH
Turn on captions xD
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
i love how you promote your merch its just like "give me money" and its amazing
*aestheticly pleasing intro with no screaming*
4:39
My last brain cell lost in darkness
XD
Yeah his camera cut off
I wanted to make sure it wasn’t just me
@@linkmonia4356oh I thought it was censor
Albert’s new intro: 🥺🦋🌸🐚✨
Albert: 😃🙄💅👹👺🗿
*On that day, humanity received a grim reminder..*
“Roblox squish a little man”
Ah very descriptive, thanks Ablerto
What albert hears: I can kick his house down
What most of us heard: I can kick his ass down
Its surprising Albert hasn't taken down this comment lol. 🤞
time stamp?
i actually also heard that too and was so damn confused lmao
UA-cam's captions making me laugh.
*"I Can Kick His Ass Down Too."*
-Albert "Flamingo" Q-something
yep cuz I had captions
WHEN ALBERT SAID “HOUSE” I THOUGH HE SAID “AS*” LOL-😭😀
Same lmao
Awesome 👏
SAME DHESVSHS
4
epiiphqny lmao I just got on that part and I heard it to LOL
8 year olds: OMG ALBERT SAID A BAD WORD GUYS OOOMG
Albert: *wow this guys really going out to protect me.*
*THE GUY SPINNING SO FAST HES FLYING AND FLINGING HIMSELF ACROSS THE MAP*
"hOt bAbE cOmInG tHrOuGh tOwN"-Albert 2020
Top Albert Quotes 2020.
30,000 quotes
Because albert Is very wise
Hm yes
What
“ The moment I needed you, you abandoned me....” Albert 2020
he said that to the hacker which was me
@@ayatokur0599 that was not you lol
@x its not a script its called inf yeild
@ayato kur0 mmmm smells like someone looking for attention
I can kick ur ass down - Albert 2020
0:04 cool merch intro
I used to play this game as a kid and you are literally just getting new morphs and get bigger. That's it. And squish smaller human beings.
Albert: why is this such a cruel world
Me: I don’t know
Searching for funny 🔍 👀
@@Struggler3831 found funny
@@Struggler3831 funny fart 2020 omg not fake (police involved)
@@Struggler3831 same
"The world is a merciless but a Beautiful place." -Mikasa ackerman HAHAHA
Flamingo: Casually spends a three hundred dollars
The creator: *M A K I N B A N K*
Edit: To the people in my comment telling me that MY OWN comment is wrong. You are welcome to leave if you dont like it.
LmAo
It wasn’t that little he spent more cuz 40k robux would be like $2000
@@smoshkylie No i ussually play on xbox, and 20,000 is 200 dollars
@@smoshkylie 500 dollars
How the actual hell does he waste so much money like nothing?
!wait no..
what I really wanna know is how much his bills go up daily every hour?
oh damm why am i even surprised i just remember he bought that warehouse
Albert: why is he killing me
Also albert: atempts to distroy a house
* omg it's a bit string in half*
Got me on the floor dying with laughter
1:47 I THOUGHT HE WENT BACK TO CURSING FOR A SEC-
He used to curse?
@@schetchyperson1233 yeah just search "old deleted albertstuff video"
Interesting
@@schetchyperson1233 t*ts sl*t b*thx he used to not have a filter before 2017-18 all he used to do was curse
same i paused but then realized he said house
1:48 I know it sounds like he's saying "I can kick your a** now" but he said "I can kick your house down" if you payed attention to the video you would see that he is clearly kicking the house down
Ikr
I thought he said it but even if he did I wouldn't care
Ikr. I was like: O.O
Me: it’s normal it’s a body part but there are diff meanings of it actually 3 so it isn’t
He said house
Im a sociopath too lool i kinda enjoy watching u fireball the village and villagers
This is the right game for Albert
Albert: *exists*
Anyone in existence: Your weird but we like you now.
Ok
What
@@meow6074 get out of you don’t know what this means✨✨✨✨
yur'oe*
@@tiptups Ok
"Don't spend money ever unless it's like on stuff that I sell you" - Flamingo 2020
Amen Brother.
Top ten quotes.
U mean sell
I've seen u nefore
r/cringetopia
Albert: Blood warning
Also Albert: shows cut while saying blood warning.
2:45 Albert:Dude how do u be good??!
Me:*confused*
Also me:*Remembers every Albert admin commands video*
are yall really tryna say "it sounded like he said kick your ass down too" like babygorls and boys you obviously haven't seen alberstuff
He meant house
@@burritoman6064 ik
I have lol
timestamp
I saw albet stuff
tell me it didnt sound like he said "kick your ass down too", memories
time stamp?
@@kalig. 1:48
I thought it was just me😭
He said house-
This is the coment I was looking for
Kevin: talking to Albert while hiding too*
Albert: TALK FACE TO FACE TO ME
Me: he's scared that ur gonna kick em
Albert:I can kick his ass down too
Me:excuse me did flamingo say a BAD word
“Gods”
flamingo: *let me introduce myself.*
LOL PERIODT
lol
4 but evreyone cares
Yes
P
I love how he always has to ask "Is there any guns I can buy?" 😂
Ikr lol
No he dosent
@@aidanmendez3027 bro shut up
@@aidanmendez3027 since when
@@aidanmendez3027 He literally does though man. Remember adopt me?
Albert: Why is this such a cruel world
Also him 5 seconds ago: I can also kick your house down!
When Albert said "Oh I can kick your house down to" The subtitles thought he said something else-
Is he gonna ask his fans to pay 20 bucks to kick there as?
When Albert said "I can kick your house down" I thought he said ass-
Me too
Same
Cringe
SAME
Look at his old channel-
Albert: *holds hand up*
Albert: “blood warning” as his hands already been up
Fans sensitive to blood: AAA
I was terrified too
Time stamp?
@@JV_LAD same, i agree.
if i was him, i would put a bandage lol.
Is the cut even real cuz it looks kind of fake
Player: kill the babies
Albert: YESSS
Me: what if you have a child, Albert?
Flamgio: stop stop and dies in game
Also him : kills ppl when they say sToP
Idk with you guys but like
"Don't spend money unless its me selling you it" was the hottest line ever.
Idea: Make a tycoon game where everything gets creepy over time and see how the players react to their cursed world
Flamingo: pours milk
Everyone else: UM YOU HAVE THROW UP NAIL
can we just take a moment and see at 1:48 albert said "oh i can kick ur ass down"
LazyBish Gacha TvT
No- he said house -_-
@@underground_clinic4506 no he didnt