I Torture Tested a Gucci Glock... $$$$$

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  • @DemolitionRanch
    @DemolitionRanch  4 роки тому +1815

    SimpliSafe is award-winning home security that's easy to use, with no contracts. Visit simplisafe.com/demoranch to get 30% off your system + a free camera!

  • @gibbs6855
    @gibbs6855 4 роки тому +2093

    Mat I’m a firefighter and I’ve always wondered how bullet proof is fire gear? I’ve watched since custom shotgun shells and it would make my day for you to see this

    • @GetTheFO
      @GetTheFO 4 роки тому +81

      Not very. Turnout gear would stop birdshot at a decent distance but not much more than that.

    • @spenceroni1738
      @spenceroni1738 4 роки тому +47

      Thank you for all you do

    • @spenceroni1738
      @spenceroni1738 4 роки тому +17

      I'm thinking of becoming a firefighter any advice?

    • @Isaaccxv
      @Isaaccxv 4 роки тому +179

      @@spenceroni1738 don’t catch on fire

    • @Whatthefuck27
      @Whatthefuck27 4 роки тому +72

      @@spenceroni1738 make sure your strong enough to carry a 110 pound hose 1/2 a mile in full turnout in 99 degree weather next to a burning field.
      Because that shit do be happening a lot in summer.

  • @jaxonfellows
    @jaxonfellows 4 роки тому +8054

    Demolition Ranch is probably on UA-cam’s most wanted list.

    • @diesfastest6667
      @diesfastest6667 4 роки тому +274

      Awesome channel and I hope the same crap that happened to FPS Russia never happens to Matt

    • @The-Wayseeker
      @The-Wayseeker 4 роки тому +172

      Yeah a gun channel in 2020 they’re waiting for a reason to get him and I hope they never have one ever

    • @JoaoPedroRomao
      @JoaoPedroRomao 4 роки тому +8

      @@diesfastest6667 what happened w him?

    • @nondairyjam
      @nondairyjam 4 роки тому +47

      @@JoaoPedroRomao The ATF

    • @JoaoPedroRomao
      @JoaoPedroRomao 4 роки тому +6

      @@nondairyjam ?

  • @Eric__B
    @Eric__B 4 роки тому +4398

    Everyone else: I lost my guns in a boating accident
    Matt: I broke all my guns for content

    • @sputsputskeeskee7113
      @sputsputskeeskee7113 4 роки тому +97

      Me: "I sent all of my guns to Demolition Ranch for content".

    • @ShabazzTBL
      @ShabazzTBL 4 роки тому +18

      That would be so sad. I might actually cry I dropped my gun into a deep body of water. I hate making big purchases and that would just be the ultimate waste of big money haha.

    • @toddlaplanteVT85
      @toddlaplanteVT85 4 роки тому +27

      No problem here.. not rich enough to own a boat! Can barely afford to keep the gun I have lol

    • @sputsputskeeskee7113
      @sputsputskeeskee7113 4 роки тому +18

      @@toddlaplanteVT85 you can always rent one for a couple of hours, just keep the receipt 😉.

    • @gunnarrowlett5851
      @gunnarrowlett5851 4 роки тому +4

      Canadians be like

  • @truefoxtrot2884
    @truefoxtrot2884 3 роки тому +664

    13:04 are we going to ignore that shell hitting the previously ejected shell?
    even tho that was unintentional it still looks cool AF.

  • @_The12thfan
    @_The12thfan 4 роки тому +2056

    “This is a $2,000 gun”
    Matt: *let me drop a fu****g cinderblock on it*

    • @doggoboiz7371
      @doggoboiz7371 4 роки тому +17

      Yup that’s Matt

    • @highpersniper5094
      @highpersniper5094 4 роки тому

      hence the title lol

    • @blaynerodriguez8529
      @blaynerodriguez8529 4 роки тому +20

      He’s a doctor or dentist so he ain’t worried about 2 grand like us regular folk, plus he probably makes a killing off this UA-cam shit

    • @jonsnow8550
      @jonsnow8550 4 роки тому +2

      Yea, he has firearm accessories that cost significantly more than 2k and a humvee

    • @TremblingKiwis
      @TremblingKiwis 4 роки тому +9

      @@blaynerodriguez8529 He's a veterinarian.

  • @WisecrackJax
    @WisecrackJax 4 роки тому +632

    “Shooting and talking, not my forte.”
    *Shoots and talks for a living*

    • @dio6318
      @dio6318 4 роки тому +1

      You can't be sure I'm not sure he could afford that ranch gold and monster trucks with just a youtube channel

    • @MAACH02
      @MAACH02 4 роки тому

      @@_T_R_E_V_O_R_ Why?What happened?

    • @dayne9425
      @dayne9425 4 роки тому +4

      He’s a Vet

    • @hellishgrin4604
      @hellishgrin4604 4 роки тому +1

      I want that on a shirt

    • @raynman6466
      @raynman6466 4 роки тому +3

      @@osldriver3561 being a vet isn't what he does for a living any more, he pretty much just owns the business and other people run it.he wouldn't be where he is today without this channel so yeah talking and shooting is kinda what he does for a living

  • @bruhdude4243
    @bruhdude4243 4 роки тому +1974

    Matt: breathes
    UA-cam: ...and I took that personally

    • @ericmaldonado9074
      @ericmaldonado9074 4 роки тому +12

      Lmao

    • @abk4202020
      @abk4202020 4 роки тому +6

      Nah but stale ideas for videos does I bet, go over to going ballistic they do gun videos right, they made one with tear gas bullets and they didn't sell their soul to raid shadow legends

    • @crusader6543
      @crusader6543 4 роки тому +35

      @@abk4202020 The mans has to make money somehow.

    • @abk4202020
      @abk4202020 4 роки тому +2

      @@crusader6543 yeah if you make quality content then it comes along good, it looks like he pays someone to write comments cuz you can tell their mostly written by same person, this dude is drying up his content ain't what it use to be, he must have started doing drugs or something

    • @brandonmcclanahand4115
      @brandonmcclanahand4115 4 роки тому +43

      @Tyler Wuoti I think someone is just paying you to talk shit🤔

  • @jweb45
    @jweb45 3 роки тому +800

    I had an art teacher in high school that once said "Glitter is the herpes of the art world." It wasn't until later in life, when I allowed my daughter to play with glitter in the house and I continue to find glitter years later, that I knew what she meant.

    • @texan4life129
      @texan4life129 3 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @judomgoldstein4140
      @judomgoldstein4140 3 роки тому +5

      That’s surprisingly clever lol

    • @aquadonkey.
      @aquadonkey. 3 роки тому +1

      Its a joke from demetri martin

    • @cwatson42785
      @cwatson42785 3 роки тому +3

      Funny my teacher told me glock is the herpes of the gun world

    • @MrMann-gt1eh
      @MrMann-gt1eh 3 роки тому +3

      I had a sister so I learned long before I had a home of my own. No beads, no glitter.

  • @clsferguson
    @clsferguson 4 роки тому +510

    *Matt comes home with glitter on his clothes*
    Mere: you bought another gun, didn't you?!

    • @Godsfollower57
      @Godsfollower57 4 роки тому +23

      Most women would say that he came from a "gentleman's" club, but Mere knows better that that lol.

    • @leonardoklausmann7972
      @leonardoklausmann7972 4 роки тому +6

      LOL I was wondering what she would say when he came home covered in glitter

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 4 роки тому +69

    Thank you for the turkey tutorial it was my job to make the turkey this year and i had no idea how! I already know my family will love it!

    • @gavin6904
      @gavin6904 4 роки тому

      Indeed

    • @godmoddy5213
      @godmoddy5213 4 роки тому

      Yeah for sure I can’t wait to make it your way it dope

  • @doctaj.2571
    @doctaj.2571 4 роки тому +404

    "Just gonna clean the rails..."
    "Water and dirt makes mud.."

  • @powderedwater4742
    @powderedwater4742 3 роки тому +432

    "this gun is worth over 2 grand new"
    *throws cinder block on it*

    • @toaster1443
      @toaster1443 3 роки тому +13

      I think he has the money to spare based on his gun collection

    • @tonemargarejo7616
      @tonemargarejo7616 3 роки тому +3

      Love this guy 😂😂😂

    • @kaushik9055
      @kaushik9055 3 роки тому +2

      the next mr beast??😳

    • @SteenSpinal4LIFE
      @SteenSpinal4LIFE 3 роки тому +1

      You understand he gets the gun for free from the company right

    • @_TheRock_
      @_TheRock_ 3 роки тому

      Then he says: this gun is worth $7 in… uhhh whatever condition this is now

  • @jft1911
    @jft1911 4 роки тому +604

    Mere: Is that glitter on you?
    Matt: Uh, I went to a strip club.
    Mere: Nice try, how much did you spend on this torture test?

    • @STRAKAZulu
      @STRAKAZulu 4 роки тому +24

      And I can hear that in their voices. Well done, my good sir.

    • @lordofpain3476
      @lordofpain3476 4 роки тому +35

      I bet that Mere would prefer him going to strip clubs , ............
      He would spend less . lol

    • @dustin_42489
      @dustin_42489 4 роки тому +15

      He has Mere. Why would he ever want to go to a strip club.

    • @tylerl1211
      @tylerl1211 4 роки тому +7

      This is hilarious. I could see it as an intro

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 4 роки тому +8

      @@dustin_42489 it's a gun Strip club! Where else would he go?
      Hahahaha

  • @lenaplays0124
    @lenaplays0124 4 роки тому +139

    Love how you're still going despite UA-cam trying to stop channels like this

  • @VileNature
    @VileNature 4 роки тому +517

    "Talking and shooting? Not my forte"
    - Man whose job is to talk and shoot

    • @Yafama
      @Yafama 4 роки тому +12

      You know what they say, the more you understand a topic the more you know that you don’t understand.

    • @Gabriel-xw2zp
      @Gabriel-xw2zp 4 роки тому +10

      he’s a veterinarian not a veteran

    • @Starlight-by3cf
      @Starlight-by3cf 4 роки тому +2

      @@Yafama my brain died

    • @highpersniper5094
      @highpersniper5094 4 роки тому

      Talking while shooting is what he meant

  • @narudan
    @narudan 3 роки тому +89

    His WIfe "Honey why do you have glitter all over you"
    Him "it's complicated"

    • @TheBasher-_-
      @TheBasher-_- 3 роки тому

      Honey I was at the Glitter factory. NO NO NOT THAT GLITTER FACTORY! I SWEAR THIS ISNT PUSSY GLITTER! 😂🤣🇺🇸

  • @leagueofbard7631
    @leagueofbard7631 4 роки тому +233

    New Gun November be hitting really hard with these great uploads.

  • @ZergleJerk
    @ZergleJerk 4 роки тому +194

    Matt sends his $2000 glock back to Agency to get fixed:
    "Dave. You got glitter on you."

    • @demacksgarage3000
      @demacksgarage3000 4 роки тому

      Can we give him the uncle rob award for the biginning of the video

    • @skipski100
      @skipski100 4 роки тому +1

      I work at Agency Arms...I
      don't think I can fix that slide🤔

  • @laserdiscisawesome1263
    @laserdiscisawesome1263 4 роки тому +226

    Matt: Smashes gun with cinder block
    Also Matt: Surprised when gun doesn’t work

    • @arnox4554
      @arnox4554 4 роки тому +2

      Want him to try this with a standard government model M1911A1 now.

  • @donniedarko927
    @donniedarko927 3 роки тому +35

    Demolition Ranch is such an entertaining channel, thank you for consistently creating content man. I know that’s not easy, and most definitely a full time job, and I want you to know we appreciate it.

  • @Condoras
    @Condoras 4 роки тому +170

    Me some years ago: "wtf is going on in this channel. Dude what are you doing, why!?"
    Me now: "Aaah great, classic content as always. Love it"

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 4 роки тому +2

      Matt set the standard others only dream of!

    • @joekenorer
      @joekenorer 4 роки тому +1

      FPSRussia was a classic, too, but Matt is next level writing.

    • @irondog8250
      @irondog8250 4 роки тому +2

      Matt's channel is great, but I hope Kyle is ok, I thought he was Russian and I'm really clever! "Have nice day"

    • @Condoras
      @Condoras 4 роки тому +1

      All of us thought that he was Russian. I found out that he isn't some years ago in a video in which was descriped who is he and why he was dissapeared out of the blue. If I remember clearly, there was a licence problem with the gun supplier. But yeah, he is classical too. The intro music still plays in my ears and his "russian" accent was like melody to me. Miss him, but thankfully we have Matt

  • @robertbruce700
    @robertbruce700 4 роки тому +351

    Normal wifes sees glitter on their husband: Did you go to the strip club?!
    Matt's wife sees glitter on Matt: Did you get another gun?!

    • @dan36o67
      @dan36o67 4 роки тому +13

      Matt’s wife has a name

    • @briantruck2284
      @briantruck2284 4 роки тому +1

      😆

    • @chrisgabbert658
      @chrisgabbert658 4 роки тому +5

      I can see😂just shaking her head saying that’s my husband my big kid . Mere your the best 🥰

    • @jaydunbar7538
      @jaydunbar7538 4 роки тому +1

      @@dan36o67 we all go by many names and fill many roles, none of them define us in full.

    • @robertbruce700
      @robertbruce700 4 роки тому +1

      @@dan36o67 I know lol but the non demoranch fan wouldn't get the joke

  • @EricJacobusOfficial
    @EricJacobusOfficial 4 роки тому +1353

    When you're trying to get these guns to work after dropping cinderblocks on em and all, those moments are great reference for video games. Animators eat this stuff up.

    • @grxbba
      @grxbba 4 роки тому +61

      You couldn’t be more right😂 loved a video where a gun nut reacted to all the “fancy” and questionable reload mechanics/ jam fixes in videogames

    • @spamincarnate
      @spamincarnate 4 роки тому +2

      @@grxbba you have a link interested

    • @grxbba
      @grxbba 4 роки тому +19

      @@spamincarnate two specific videos you’ll want to check out. First being “reloading is art” and second being “slap it til it breaks - reloading is art” the second one speaks more on the wrong styled reloads meant to be flashy or what not. First video speaks a little on that but more on the “art” so to say.

    • @grxbba
      @grxbba 4 роки тому +1

      @@spamincarnate those are not the video I’m speaking on in my first reply but It’s been a while and I couldn’t find it so those are videos similar but not as critical.

    • @zeh1060
      @zeh1060 4 роки тому +2

      @@grxbba What about, "Tacticool Reloads"?

  • @jonathankeith524
    @jonathankeith524 3 роки тому +15

    My CZ 75 added this video to its “Favorites” playlist.

    • @shotbyram
      @shotbyram 3 роки тому +2

      “Pathetic.” -my SP-01

    • @strv103b2
      @strv103b2 3 роки тому +1

      Amateurs - Hi-point

  • @deexcaliburyt
    @deexcaliburyt 4 роки тому +77

    The regular glock turned into a hi-point 🤣

  • @Ebisaru
    @Ebisaru 4 роки тому +201

    im starting to think mere is dressing up like matt in order to break all his guns

    • @jaybx7791
      @jaybx7791 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sputsputskeeskee7113
      @sputsputskeeskee7113 4 роки тому +3

      Nope. She gets to pick which ones gets to destroy. 😂
      Also, Mere in drag!?! Shut your filthy mouth! 🤣

    • @tenshi3974
      @tenshi3974 4 роки тому +1

      You're on to something

    • @theman.6396
      @theman.6396 4 роки тому +3

      No, Mere actually runs this entire thing and plays Matt as her puppet.

    • @zeroforkgiven
      @zeroforkgiven 4 роки тому +3

      I need to see this. Mere hosting an episode would be fantastic.

  • @timothyphipps9206
    @timothyphipps9206 4 роки тому +56

    “Something is definitely smashed” yes Matt that happens when you break a cinder block on a gun 😂😂😂

  • @juniorcortez8442
    @juniorcortez8442 3 роки тому +4

    The " no your crazy " at 14:48 got the thumbs up for me 🤣🤣

  • @ChuckyLarms
    @ChuckyLarms 4 роки тому +271

    New Shirt Idea: “Gucci Gang” with glittered glock on it

  • @MrCbreedwell
    @MrCbreedwell 4 роки тому +189

    me -"I'd love to own a $2000 glock."
    Matt - "I'm going to drop a cinder block on it."

    • @briantruck2284
      @briantruck2284 4 роки тому +5

      😆 it's for science

    • @phillippassos
      @phillippassos 4 роки тому +2

      i had to look away

    • @timstephens5893
      @timstephens5893 4 роки тому +3

      I would be okay with a $200 glock lol.

    • @SuperUncleRyan
      @SuperUncleRyan 4 роки тому

      @@timstephens5893 Then get a Taurus G2c. I said a lot of bad stuff about Taurus for many years after a couple bad guns but they have turned things around a lot. I have a few of them now and they have all been very good. I know you were just making a joke, but I love giving gun advice. God bless.

    • @timstephens5893
      @timstephens5893 4 роки тому

      @Cuddlerooster Yeah, been there and done that lol. My first gun was a .40 S&W Hi point for $172. Didn't know it weighed so much. I traded it in and bought a Mossberg MC1 9mm. Much better and half the weight.

  • @SimplyEyolf
    @SimplyEyolf 4 роки тому +51

    Matt: "A lot of people want to cook their turkey with propane gas, I don't think so."
    Hank Hill: "I'll tell you h'what!"

  • @hellN0
    @hellN0 3 роки тому +18

    Doctor during inevitable lung autopsy: "wtf."

    • @danieljob3184
      @danieljob3184 3 роки тому

      Coroner would be like: Oooh! It's so pretty!

    • @marquiis
      @marquiis 3 роки тому

      There's glass dust, lead, gasoline smoke and... GLITTER?

  • @curtism-w6b
    @curtism-w6b 4 роки тому +227

    "Cinderblock test."
    Me: NO, NO, NO...😭 WHYYY?!?

    • @BennyLlama
      @BennyLlama 4 роки тому +16

      I flinched big time when I saw that. I felt that Glocks pain

    • @peacemaker-du4hz
      @peacemaker-du4hz 4 роки тому +4

      he does because he can,money is no longer an object so why not

    • @SymbioteMullet
      @SymbioteMullet 4 роки тому +9

      Why?
      FOR SCIENCE!

    • @curtism-w6b
      @curtism-w6b 4 роки тому +5

      @@peacemaker-du4hz I mean, if we're just stating the obvious instead of enjoying the joke, then you win the internet.

    • @collinjones7880
      @collinjones7880 4 роки тому

      i cringed in my chair lol

  • @Ravens_and_Lilies14
    @Ravens_and_Lilies14 4 роки тому +62

    “Water plus dirt... Equals mud.”
    I learned something new today.

    • @Sgt_Froid
      @Sgt_Froid 4 роки тому

      @Slushy bruh

    • @bigboijmp81
      @bigboijmp81 4 роки тому +2

      Who says you can't learn anything from youtube?!

    • @partonstrong
      @partonstrong 4 роки тому +1

      When Matt dropped the guns in the sludge my 5 year old girl yells, “Matt NOO!!!” Lol

  • @kelliejk_8322
    @kelliejk_8322 4 роки тому +231

    Matt: hey simply safe?
    Simply safe: yeah
    Matt: I'm spending a lot if money again
    Simply safe: again?
    Matt: yes
    Simply safe: ight I gochu

    • @rickgames634
      @rickgames634 4 роки тому +2

      Oh and need 60k this time

    • @jomuiu
      @jomuiu 4 роки тому

      shut up

    • @moment3380
      @moment3380 4 роки тому

      @@jomuiu relax it’s a joke

    • @jomuiu
      @jomuiu 4 роки тому

      @@FSTNOW yessir shut up

    • @kelliejk_8322
      @kelliejk_8322 4 роки тому

      Holy moly mate 230 likes in 3 hours? Thx

  • @kingjaxonellis417
    @kingjaxonellis417 3 роки тому +3

    The glock fanatics freaking out over the dirt jamming 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mohammedalshara5328
    @mohammedalshara5328 4 роки тому +116

    14:25 he turned his glock into a bop-it

  • @kevvdogg1331
    @kevvdogg1331 4 роки тому +183

    Glock: I survived water
    AK-47: Hold my Vodka

    • @centermass4962
      @centermass4962 4 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @A57-0mona
      @A57-0mona 4 роки тому +3

      Survives being buried for a month

    • @Shishkin-Elnik
      @Shishkin-Elnik 4 роки тому +2

      Мой АК-47 я использую для чистки пола 5 лет, поцарапал только пол.
      P.S. Медведь Миша шлёт вам привет. Почти не шучу, в Сибири родственники медвежонка держат, из зоопарка.
      You must translate this.

    • @janhenrikkonrad7683
      @janhenrikkonrad7683 4 роки тому

      AR : more accurate
      *drops in to dirt* dies

    • @nananabatman3464
      @nananabatman3464 4 роки тому

      Try ak 103

  • @Brub0s
    @Brub0s 4 роки тому +283

    Matt: Smashes gun with cynderblock
    Me: Laughs is poor

    • @i_inf0din254
      @i_inf0din254 4 роки тому +11

      🤣 every single video he does makes me laugh in poor

    • @bubbyblain3952
      @bubbyblain3952 4 роки тому +3

      Everybody can we have a moment of silence for the Glocks that died in this video

    • @Brub0s
      @Brub0s 4 роки тому +1

      @@bubbyblain3952 It hurts to watch

    • @KILLERGRAVITY-sb3bh
      @KILLERGRAVITY-sb3bh 4 роки тому

      Relatable 😂

  • @ferrasgunreviews3426
    @ferrasgunreviews3426 3 роки тому +1

    Haven’t stopped by this channel in a while but holy shit 10.1 million subs. This channel came a long way

  • @freshbred9891
    @freshbred9891 4 роки тому +294

    *Drops cinderblock on gucci glock 2 times*
    "Yeah this thing does seem a little weird now..."

  • @Emogeta
    @Emogeta 4 роки тому +264

    "Switching to your second Glock is faster than reloading"

  • @Pigity_
    @Pigity_ 4 роки тому +88

    UA-cam demonitizes matt
    SimpliSafe: I got you

  • @fadezgaming165
    @fadezgaming165 3 роки тому +2

    "demolitchen kitchen" 🤣🤣🤣🤣that one got me

  • @KiryokuYT
    @KiryokuYT 4 роки тому +222

    Matt: "My favorite: The cinderblock test."
    Everybody Watching This Video: OH GOD PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE GUN. 😟

    • @henryvandeventer2457
      @henryvandeventer2457 4 роки тому +7

      Why oh why would you do that to anything but a HiPoint 😔

    • @MyrrdynWhitefall
      @MyrrdynWhitefall 4 роки тому

      You only do that to prove how much of a POS a hipoint is

    • @MrQuickshot23
      @MrQuickshot23 4 роки тому

      Lol I thought the same thing

    • @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917
      @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 4 роки тому +5

      @@MyrrdynWhitefall For as much of a "pos" a hi point is, the thing doesn't die. I mean he ran all of these tests on a hi point and failed to get the thing to actually fail.

  • @PossibleParole
    @PossibleParole 4 роки тому +474

    you dont need simplisafe , anyone who breaks into your house is gonna walk right back out

    • @andersonf1720
      @andersonf1720 4 роки тому +55

      If they can still walk back afterwards.

    • @Vahkii
      @Vahkii 3 роки тому +27

      @@andersonf1720 That is a big *IF*

    • @freezabeatzz9189
      @freezabeatzz9189 3 роки тому +13

      if they dont have 50 holes in them before they enter

    • @johnalmendariz6400
      @johnalmendariz6400 3 роки тому +5

      Nahh they gonna be dragged out

    • @tacticalfall4505
      @tacticalfall4505 3 роки тому +1

      @@Vahkii yes it is

  • @shmeblord
    @shmeblord 4 роки тому +490

    I can't be the only one that wanted to see the chicken after the intro...

  • @296jayce
    @296jayce 3 роки тому

    This channel in the past few years became what fpsrussias channel could have been had he not gone to jail, and honestly, im with all the growth!

  • @bananaman8691
    @bananaman8691 4 роки тому +90

    “This is a $2000 gun” drops cinder block on it and fills it with glitter. 🤦‍♂️😂

  • @keenanlewis9486
    @keenanlewis9486 4 роки тому +404

    Matt *Smashes a cinder block over a glock*
    Also Matt: “hmmm doesn’t seem to be workin right”

    • @ProfessorSteez
      @ProfessorSteez 4 роки тому +5

      Hahaha dude I’m lol’ing at that part right now

    • @tacticalfall4505
      @tacticalfall4505 3 роки тому +2

      @@Z-40 I come where you come from

    • @andrewhewitt5103
      @andrewhewitt5103 3 роки тому +3

      He goes, “Yeah...something’s crunched.” I was like “you don’t say?”

    • @q-tip4723
      @q-tip4723 3 роки тому +3

      I cringed when he dropped the block on gun.

  • @joshmorrissey8922
    @joshmorrissey8922 4 роки тому +318

    Imagine breaking into Matt’s house at night and all of the sudden the lights turn red and you just hear, “Hey Guys, welcome to demolition ranch”

    • @hello7533
      @hello7533 4 роки тому +19

      I love you and i'll see you next time. (Unloads barrett into their face)
      Well, maybe not next time.
      Outro music.

    • @George_E1907
      @George_E1907 4 роки тому +26

      “And today we’re gonna see if a theif will stop a 50 cal” (cocks Barrett)

    • @joshmorrissey8922
      @joshmorrissey8922 4 роки тому +12

      @@hello7533 15:12 “Contact! (chainsaw noise) That’s a great idea! (Big explosion)”
      Mere: U killed them to much
      Matt: I’m a doctor. Ish

    • @ZootedZebruh
      @ZootedZebruh 4 роки тому +1

      I see this comment on every video of his

    • @HoboAsian
      @HoboAsian 4 роки тому +3

      What calibers will a thief stop

  • @eastenherbert8154
    @eastenherbert8154 3 роки тому +2

    Matt: “i put highpoints tip to tip”
    rule 34 artists: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @zorawarog
    @zorawarog 4 роки тому +1881

    all the rappers after watching this be like: *invest*

  • @LawnDartActual
    @LawnDartActual 4 роки тому +328

    Everyone else's wife: Were you at the strip club again?
    Mere: Really the blue glitter test come on Matt!

    • @1014p
      @1014p 4 роки тому +8

      A real man would use purple. Each time make him change the color.

    • @يوسفالقرعان-ب3ج
      @يوسفالقرعان-ب3ج 4 роки тому

      On the authority of Abu Sa`id al-Khudri, he said: I heard the Messenger of allha, Muhammad, peace and blessings be upon him, saying: “Whoever sees among you from you, let him go with his hand. narrated by Muslim. This hadith indicates the necessity of denying the evil according to the ability to do it As for denial by the tongue and the hand, it is obligatory according to energy.

    • @theeaglesshadow449
      @theeaglesshadow449 4 роки тому +1

      @@يوسفالقرعان-ب3ج
      I can quote too. "And Matt who was trying to persuade the world that it should do its duty, picked up his blue coloured glitter and said, 'Now I am become Matt, the destroyer of Glocks!' I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
      Edit: I'm not trying to make fun of anyone's faith here, just making a joke about this video, as well as questioning the relevance of the religious quote above when applied to the video of Matt testing Glocks.

  • @ryanshepherd5149
    @ryanshepherd5149 4 роки тому +97

    Matt: I have a bunch of guns
    Also Matt: This little device keeps me safe

    • @ShabazzTBL
      @ShabazzTBL 4 роки тому +6

      Gives him a little extra time to choose which one he wants to use.
      For some reason any time someone says “A theft would regret robbing him hehe” I just imagine his house getting broken into and he’s all excited that he actually gets to use a gun but then he’s too excited and can’t decide so the theft just has all this time to take stuff and leave haha. I know it ridiculous but that’s why it’s funny. Actually that should be a skit he does before a video.

    • @sputsputskeeskee7113
      @sputsputskeeskee7113 4 роки тому +1

      Are you talking about Simply Safe? 😂

    • @zapthefirst3423
      @zapthefirst3423 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @brandonevans3994
      @brandonevans3994 4 роки тому +1

      @@ShabazzTBL so true

  • @connoisseurofyoutube
    @connoisseurofyoutube 2 роки тому

    This guy is an all rounder at criticising fire arms and funny while doing it as well . Good entertainment

  • @nobody-ye9rx
    @nobody-ye9rx 4 роки тому +151

    Glock: the most reliable handgun in the world used by agencies and militaries the world over
    Matt: hold my barret

    • @ke4qpf
      @ke4qpf 4 роки тому +3

      HK laughs at your Glock quip.

    • @tatsuhirosatou5513
      @tatsuhirosatou5513 4 роки тому +5

      Yea glock is far from the most reliable handgun, for polymer frame, striker fired pistols its reliability is extremely average in good conditions and horrible in bad conditions.

    • @jackmeoffer9334
      @jackmeoffer9334 4 роки тому

      i'm dogging the glock. i just don't care for them. i prefer my good old fn high power.

    • @tatsuhirosatou5513
      @tatsuhirosatou5513 4 роки тому +1

      @unknown user did you just see the same video I did. Also watch MACs gauntlet tests. Glock is completely average in reliability on par with every other modern handgun made by reputable manufacturer but in bad conditions like the gauntlet or mud sig designs are much more reliable with the arex sig p226 clone completely passing the gauntlet which defeated the glock.

    • @samallen3897
      @samallen3897 4 роки тому

      Hold my barret 🤣

  • @JoaoLucas-dc1zk
    @JoaoLucas-dc1zk 4 роки тому +107

    Matt builds shotgun shells: *DEMONETIZED*
    Matt throws a turkey into fire: *FINE*

  • @eljunior_43
    @eljunior_43 4 роки тому +226

    Other people: die because of gun jamming while being attacked
    Demo: *still shoots gun after gun being tortured*

    • @aydengarza7102
      @aydengarza7102 4 роки тому +2

      Matt would have said haha you have a hi point

  • @brettmarshall5895
    @brettmarshall5895 2 роки тому +4

    I wonder if the openings on the rail let more dirt in, but it also let’s dirt out!

  • @williamphillips9565
    @williamphillips9565 4 роки тому +41

    That cinder block hitting the gun crushed me

    • @DrunkCerberus
      @DrunkCerberus 4 роки тому +6

      I didn't expect the magwell to have a youtube account.

    • @NS50117
      @NS50117 4 роки тому +1

      Just like the glock

    • @skipski100
      @skipski100 4 роки тому

      Imagine how I feel, I work at Agency Arms and I machined that slide 😲😳😭

  • @Nobodyzq2rp
    @Nobodyzq2rp 4 роки тому +194

    nobody:
    Mat : “Just kidding UA-cam this is a make up channel”
    😂😂😂

    • @Nobodyzq2rp
      @Nobodyzq2rp 4 роки тому

      I figured that out right after I posted

  • @ДмитрийГуляев-я3ф
    @ДмитрийГуляев-я3ф 4 роки тому +1569

    Hi. I'm from Russia. After such a test of Glog pistols, you just have to find and test a Makarov pistol made in Russia. If it works, I will be sincerely glad. I used an online translator, so I'm sorry for the inaccuracy of the translation.

    • @johnnykike8981
      @johnnykike8981 4 роки тому +320

      glog pistol will always be better

    • @datadavis
      @datadavis 4 роки тому +178

      In sweden we drink glog. Its so good i'll tell ya!

    • @lexington2968
      @lexington2968 3 роки тому +21

      I believe you can find makarov tests already done on other channels

    • @BoomChockolaca
      @BoomChockolaca 3 роки тому +72

      @@lexington2968 not as mad tests as Matt does

    • @legogonkdroid3792
      @legogonkdroid3792 3 роки тому +11

      @@datadavis same in finland glogi is best

  • @MadModan
    @MadModan 3 роки тому +1

    I'm shopping for my first pistol and these types of videos are exactly what I'm looking for.

  • @chargerman440
    @chargerman440 4 роки тому +134

    Us poor people: “I don’t have enough money for an expensive gun. Maybe one day.”
    Matt: “Hey, guys. Wanna come with me while I destroy a $2k gun for content?

    • @devizesolstice4617
      @devizesolstice4617 4 роки тому +3

      Basically his way of flexing his money.

    • @mulagaming1789
      @mulagaming1789 4 роки тому +13

      @@devizesolstice4617 not flexing. Lamborghini doesn’t have commercials because most of their customers aren’t watching tv get off yo ass and work for what you want.

    • @xShadow_God
      @xShadow_God 4 роки тому +10

      @@devizesolstice4617 It's his way of getting money.

    • @Zaya.faceless
      @Zaya.faceless 4 роки тому +5

      @@mulagaming1789 preach

    • @Zaya.faceless
      @Zaya.faceless 4 роки тому +4

      @@xShadow_God preach

  • @SnazzyZubloids
    @SnazzyZubloids 4 роки тому +340

    "Glocks never malfunction, no matter the conditions." - Glock guys to everyone else

    • @jeffhudson2346
      @jeffhudson2346 4 роки тому +28

      Saying Glocks never fail is like Biden saying he's the president elect... not true.

    • @generalolivervonbismarck393
      @generalolivervonbismarck393 4 роки тому +10

      @@jeffhudson2346 man now I kinda want him to be elected just so I can get 6 karma on r/agedlikemilk

    • @JuggoJuggo
      @JuggoJuggo 4 роки тому +11

      I sell guns for a living, I can give Glock guys a hard time all in good fun, it's the Sig guys that are a bit toxic.

    • @SnazzyZubloids
      @SnazzyZubloids 4 роки тому +9

      @@JuggoJuggo Sig die-hards may be a bit toxic, but 1911 guys get straight up offended lol

    • @SnazzyZubloids
      @SnazzyZubloids 4 роки тому +8

      @@jeffhudson2346 True, it's not "official" until the electoral college names him the present elect... which they are 100% going to do in December, no matter how many tantrums Trump throws between now and then.

  • @heyimamaker
    @heyimamaker 4 роки тому +53

    This test is for every movie where they fight in the mud for the closest gun or get thrown through cement walls.
    This is important research right here.

  • @buttbrossaad2357
    @buttbrossaad2357 3 роки тому

    his intros are the best on youtube

  • @jurek1480
    @jurek1480 4 роки тому +50

    Matt: "Next video will be doing something nice with guns."
    Next video:

  • @tundrabanks3647
    @tundrabanks3647 4 роки тому +210

    literally saw "5 seconds ago"

  • @ArhamKhan-hy4oq
    @ArhamKhan-hy4oq 4 роки тому +81

    Sees matt abusing good guns
    Me-: "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

  • @mrLuckasman
    @mrLuckasman 3 роки тому +4

    Most people’s wife get angry when they come home with glitter on them😂 “I was just doing a glitter glock test”

    • @richardatha6860
      @richardatha6860 3 роки тому +1

      Meanwhile this whole video was just cover for the blue stripper glitter he Did have on him

  • @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin
    @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin 4 роки тому +48

    Now with the addition of Demolition Kitchen I hope you're finally going to release your very own Demolition Ranch dressing! It's time Matt!

  • @yando2186
    @yando2186 4 роки тому +30

    13:15
    Matt: It’s a little weird now.
    No way, I swear you didn’t just torture test it and dropped 2 cinder blocks on it 😂😂

  • @nabcunion
    @nabcunion 4 роки тому +146

    Watching Matt wreck guns I can't possibly afford makes me a tiny bit queasy.

    • @bbll3090
      @bbll3090 4 роки тому +7

      Haha I know, I'd love to be able to afford to do this. He's got Hella mad sponsors

    • @duncanfranklin9462
      @duncanfranklin9462 4 роки тому +5

      Then definitely don't check out whistling diesel lol

    • @mattfrancis4569
      @mattfrancis4569 4 роки тому

      this guy must be a drug dealer

    • @dre857
      @dre857 4 роки тому

      @Cody Jacobson they pay him to do that

    • @jonny555ive
      @jonny555ive 4 роки тому

      I 100% AGREE !!!!!

  • @crazydirtbag
    @crazydirtbag 3 роки тому

    your the best gun channel on youtube

  • @accuratebatalan825
    @accuratebatalan825 4 роки тому +21

    Someone has been spending to much time with whistling diesel🤣

  • @Connor-rs5fi
    @Connor-rs5fi 4 роки тому +29

    Man these tables rlly dont get enough appreciation their more durable than a hi-point 14:14

    • @pksracing
      @pksracing 4 роки тому

      I believe the brand is Lifetime.

    • @lbarttelt
      @lbarttelt 4 роки тому

      Walmart.

  • @The-NS
    @The-NS 4 роки тому +119

    I can imagine the birds that live in those trees being like : “ Ah shit, Matt’s shooting again”

    • @ianmn6275
      @ianmn6275 4 роки тому +3

      I doubt there are any birds there, lol

    • @deweydecibel5055
      @deweydecibel5055 4 роки тому +1

      But after the shotgun test with markers, their nests will be very colorful thanks to Matt

    • @charlesdrake4316
      @charlesdrake4316 4 роки тому +1

      They probably are gone after the hotdog

    • @kixloo
      @kixloo 4 роки тому +1

      Is it wrong to shoot birds I’ve recently been bored and got a Winchester 1200fps pellet gun and I just sit down smoke a blunt and shoot some birds is it bad to shot them just for game?

    • @mrbubz6942
      @mrbubz6942 4 роки тому

      @@kixloo depends on what birds they are.

  • @AChevyKnight
    @AChevyKnight 3 роки тому +2

    The opening is great. I needed a good laugh TY

  • @connorkirk3716
    @connorkirk3716 4 роки тому +11

    Mess up perfection for a more perfect perfection.
    He has such a way with words

  • @CertifiedWisconsinite
    @CertifiedWisconsinite 4 роки тому +39

    "Oh, this is acting weird." Says Matt after dropping a cinder block on a Glock.

  • @arothewanderer9451
    @arothewanderer9451 4 роки тому +79

    Matt: "this is pretty expensive"
    Also Matt: shot gold and silver

  • @BigBed6.2
    @BigBed6.2 3 роки тому +1

    You should definitely torture test a canik tp9sfx

    • @limoboy27
      @limoboy27 3 роки тому

      Would love to see a canik torture tested!

  • @bobbymelzer6582
    @bobbymelzer6582 4 роки тому +66

    This channel has gone from tactical guns to luxury guns 😂

  • @hk_4014
    @hk_4014 4 роки тому +70

    8:35 "Damn this ammo is so baaaaddd, just got another stovepipe" *shows 50 bmg brass stovepiped in his glock* true members of the demolitia will know what thats from.

    • @1014p
      @1014p 4 роки тому +1

      There was no 50 bmg brass in the Glock

    • @2ARM2
      @2ARM2 4 роки тому +5

      @@1014p clearly you did not get the reference

    • @Angebro
      @Angebro 4 роки тому +6

      If I’m not mistaken it was from testing ammo difference(I didn’t say the exact name to not give it away) and I thought he said “ughhh this bad ammos making my glock jam,(shows glock with 50 bmg casing) another stovepipe.

    • @mohammadmujtaba8125
      @mohammadmujtaba8125 4 роки тому

      @@1014p no OG fan...sad

    • @1014p
      @1014p 4 роки тому

      @@mohammadmujtaba8125 been watching him forever. When he still did 50 bmg series. I have no idea what your talking about. Old fan or not your reference is lost here.

  • @Sgt_Froid
    @Sgt_Froid 4 роки тому +99

    When I die, my lungs gonna be black from smoking.
    When Matt dies, his lungs are full of blue glitter

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone 4 роки тому +4

      And 100 years from now, all our bones will be indistinguishable, thus do what makes you happy.

    • @fritzdecker6319
      @fritzdecker6319 4 роки тому +8

      Stop smoking

    • @fritzdecker6319
      @fritzdecker6319 4 роки тому

      @@mcnuttington7122 You are either an 11 year old boy that tells all his friends he vapes and does drugs to seem cool, but hes not, or you're 45 living in your mom's basement actually vaping

    • @hyperion3354
      @hyperion3354 4 роки тому +1

      and gun powder

    • @zestead814
      @zestead814 4 роки тому +1

      @@fritzdecker6319 Or he doesn't want your advice, and made a careless yet rebellious comment because after all, it is a comment section not a therapy session. He doesnt need therapy, he smokes, and I feel that.

  • @jessygilbert3927
    @jessygilbert3927 3 роки тому +5

    This was the wildest test run ive ever seen 😂 so good

  • @janfrancissulit5613
    @janfrancissulit5613 4 роки тому +86

    Matt: puts out video
    UA-cam: So anyway, I started demonitizing.

  • @mikelouis1991
    @mikelouis1991 4 роки тому +48

    Every round Matt fires I think to myself “welp that $1 and another”.😂

    • @999-y6t8q
      @999-y6t8q 4 роки тому +3

      Knowing him he’s got rounds stacked from years ago.

    • @redbeard4300
      @redbeard4300 4 роки тому

      @@dewayneeller guns.com, primary arms, sportmen warehouse, brownells, and sportsmen guide all have g17s all around the 600$ mark.

  • @TallulahSoie
    @TallulahSoie 3 роки тому

    I always come here for my make-up tips and tutorials.
    Matt is the best.

  • @patrickmontorsi2334
    @patrickmontorsi2334 4 роки тому +28

    I don't see Brandon saying: " My makarov wouldn't have jammed"

  • @jacka8045
    @jacka8045 4 роки тому +49

    Me (hugging my 19): don’t worry baby, I would never do this to you

  • @franciscodanconia3551
    @franciscodanconia3551 3 роки тому +4

    I can't tell if I'm watching the MAC gauntlet test, or Demolition Ranch.

  • @mr.bonski709
    @mr.bonski709 4 роки тому +21

    The “no, you’re crazy” really helped me realize that you know what you’re doing. I never doubted you.

  • @SuperfluousIndividual
    @SuperfluousIndividual 4 роки тому +86

    Meanwhile, in UA-cam's headquarters...
    *Sir, this man ruined a good turkey!*
    *Oh. My. God.*
    _Demonetized._

    • @DCAKAJ
      @DCAKAJ 4 роки тому +2

      l swear youtube is on some SJW shit....

    • @treasureplanet9082
      @treasureplanet9082 4 роки тому

      Oh, the humanity! 😆

  • @williammarkham7598
    @williammarkham7598 4 роки тому +53

    Thank you for the incognito "don't fry frozen turkeys" warning, you did it best

    • @Sheridantank
      @Sheridantank 4 роки тому +1

      They should really get that idea out there. An unfortunate number of people have accidental fires because of that.

    • @Ameri-Texan
      @Ameri-Texan 4 роки тому +1

      It is out there. Darwinism always finds a way though.

    • @ShabazzTBL
      @ShabazzTBL 4 роки тому

      @@Sheridantank every. single. year.
      It’s insane how many times this message has to be given. Like why do new droves of people come up with the same bad idea?

    • @williammarkham7598
      @williammarkham7598 4 роки тому

      @@Sheridantank I remember that my little Texas hometown fire department always did an educational video each year before Thanksgiving about how absurdly dangerous the frozen turkey and full oil fryer combination is, because everyone wants a fried turkey due to how dry baked turkey is when you don't know to use an applesauce glaze to seal the moisture in.

    • @Sheridantank
      @Sheridantank 4 роки тому

      @@ShabazzTBL
      Some people don’t use a fryer or don’t realize the difference in scale. I throw frozen pizza rolls into a fryer. Without previous knowledge or ins depth thought of how it would go, it would be easy to do.

  • @benturner7403
    @benturner7403 3 роки тому +1

    Matt: Tip to Tip
    Me: sat on my chair laughing my head of because I have a dirty mind

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life 4 роки тому +82

    “A more perfect perfection.”
    Glock snobs: _”HERESY!”_
    🎩
    🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

    • @connergarlock771
      @connergarlock771 4 роки тому +1

      I see you on a bunch of gun videos

    • @Rudysuxks
      @Rudysuxks 4 роки тому +2

      @@connergarlock771 yeah he likes guns alot

    • @connergarlock771
      @connergarlock771 4 роки тому

      @Cole. Good to know

    • @sputsputskeeskee7113
      @sputsputskeeskee7113 4 роки тому +2

      Also Glockosexuals when they see video evidence of a Glock failure: "user error! Or it must be the ammo".