Assassins Creed Valhalla IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Money Is Broken!

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2020
  • Assassins creed valhalla is the latest release from ubisoft and the latest addition to the assassins creed series of games. The game is very similar to AC odyssey in the way that it draws from the quest structuring and experience of the witcher 3. So what on earth is the spiffing brit doing in a medieval and Viking infested england which is home to constant raids from vikings and very wealthy monasteries in need of raiding. Now this video is going to be dedicated to discovering if assasin's creed valhalla is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if breaking the betting mechanics of drinking challenges is broken. Because something tells me players should not be able to make thousands every few mins by just tapping the space bar. But what do you do when you have infinite money well its actually pretty easy to invest your new unlimited silver and infinite cash! Simply purchase every single crafting resource like iron and leather and use it to power level all your items to stupid levels. Then invest all your skill points into archery bonuses and bam our lovely hero eivor has his bow turned from a bit of wood and string to a 50.cal anti tank rifle. So just because you have a power level of 40 it doesnt mean you cant defeat the strongest enemy in the game. Pro tip the best weapon in assasins creed valhalla is just any bow! So enjoy this ac valhalla montage!
    What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
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    Title: Assassins Creed Valhalla IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Money Is Broken!
    #Exploit #AC #Valhalla
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  • @gopatriots1991
    @gopatriots1991 3 роки тому +4526

    "Ignore the massive amount of runes becuase I accidentally found a way to duplicate them, ill explain later." This is the way.

    • @mattevans4377
      @mattevans4377 3 роки тому +90

      Spiff for the next Doctor Who!

    • @king6299oz
      @king6299oz 3 роки тому +40

      This is the way!

    • @r4z0r84
      @r4z0r84 3 роки тому +21

      @Aquib Marthya takes helmet off

    • @r4z0r84
      @r4z0r84 3 роки тому +8

      @Aquib Marthya the mandelorian surely that was the meme of this is the way.

    • @fernandobiasi5013
      @fernandobiasi5013 3 роки тому +8

      @Aquib Marthya the way of the Mandalore

  • @archbishopofthecrusades9579
    @archbishopofthecrusades9579 3 роки тому +1729

    “I accidentally found a way to duplicate these.” If that doesn’t describe Brit I don’t know what does.

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 3 роки тому +1751

    Say what you will about the exploits, but I thought this was a pretty impressive looking update for Bannerlord.

    • @DsgSleazy
      @DsgSleazy 3 роки тому +30

      Why tf is this comment so damn underrated

    • @pontius428
      @pontius428 3 роки тому +13

      Hey remember when you made dead rising videos? That was cool

    • @Reskan1
      @Reskan1 3 роки тому +4

      It will come out of beta one day.....one day.

    • @zyjen1338
      @zyjen1338 3 роки тому +1

      @@DsgSleazy idk u tell me why tf is this comment so damn underrated

    • @redfoofan4618
      @redfoofan4618 3 роки тому

      Eh, there is room for debate

  • @veddopanji2582
    @veddopanji2582 3 роки тому +295

    The last time I was at a drinking game, I woke up at Markarth

  • @groofay
    @groofay 3 роки тому +531

    "Why do a quest and advance your character and maybe get experience, when instead you could just be mind-numbingly drunk?" is a question I've asked myself almost every day this year.

    • @tuxedocatii6421
      @tuxedocatii6421 3 роки тому +2

      Was he talking about the game or real life?

    • @zensoredparagonbytes3985
      @zensoredparagonbytes3985 3 роки тому +5

      Plot twist: the quests are mind numbing too but don't give you that buzz mead does

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 3 роки тому +2

      Just this year?

    • @groofay
      @groofay 3 роки тому +1

      @@a.g.m8790 good point.

    • @nighTmareCSGO
      @nighTmareCSGO 3 роки тому

      I am 100% in agreement

  • @thedrake5072
    @thedrake5072 3 роки тому +894

    Ubisoft Game Releases
    5 Minutes Later: Glitches eveywhere
    10 Minutes Later: How to generate Infinite Money, Gain Invincibility and take over England in 5 easy steps.

    • @Rikard_Nilsson
      @Rikard_Nilsson 3 роки тому +41

      There are so many bugs I almost thought it was a bethesda game!

    • @typicalraptor6463
      @typicalraptor6463 3 роки тому +4

      And don’t forget infinite magic stone rune thingys.

    • @user-eq9xs5fz9u
      @user-eq9xs5fz9u 3 роки тому +1

      Speedrunner: "Best 10 minutes of my life"

    • @BowserStrange
      @BowserStrange 3 роки тому

      Fallout 76...

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 3 роки тому +1

      Strangely, it is always england. Even in the game set in ancient egypt.

  • @gergelylaufer
    @gergelylaufer 3 роки тому +533

    Spiff: "I'll be showing you how to generate infinite money by simply becoming an alcoholic."
    The entirety of Eastern Europe stops and stares at Spiff: "Go on."

    • @AlifLamMiim
      @AlifLamMiim 3 роки тому +8

      I think that’ll be pretty much the entire world except for some Muslim countries lol

    • @piotrczuchowski1080
      @piotrczuchowski1080 2 роки тому +5

      He should've added "and not by selling all empty bottles"

    • @likeablelabradoodle4035
      @likeablelabradoodle4035 2 роки тому +8

      Russians:is it possible to learn this power

    • @dan4461
      @dan4461 2 роки тому

      you know that alcohol consumption is not higher in eastern europe than anywhere else, right?

    • @AnalogDrift
      @AnalogDrift Рік тому +1

      @dan4461 It's not how *much* you do it, it's _how_ you do it.

  • @dewizard1879
    @dewizard1879 2 роки тому +356

    There are several immortal characters who are not meant to be killed until a specific time,but you can kill them anyway if taken out at the right time and because they are immortal their body does not decay. So you can clone cultists bodies and lay them out before the kill mission takes place, then in the cut scene you can make it seem like their whole life is a video games and they are just the next clone in a long line of clones to take their place.

    • @bkholla4127
      @bkholla4127 2 роки тому +8

      What

    • @dewizard1879
      @dewizard1879 2 роки тому +35

      @@bkholla4127 most of the cultists can be tackled and pushed off a high point and killed. Some will show up in the area featured before the mission takes place and you can kill them, the game will warn you not to kill civilians but you can still kill the cultists and later when you have the mission the cut scene will have a dead person saying the lines. Or a headless person. You can kill a guy who isn't meant to be killed leave their body go away come back and the dead body is still there and the npc respawns. You can keep killing and stacking bodies of unkillable npcs cultists and then when you play the mission and you kill them for the mission you can have a nice little pile of cultists clones next to them in the cut scene

    • @bruddalee7685
      @bruddalee7685 2 роки тому +6

      Why do you know this 😂

    • @dewizard1879
      @dewizard1879 2 роки тому +17

      I was running around and accidentally killed a major character cultists and yet he still popped up in the story and so I just experiment with what could be done with this exploit

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 2 роки тому +11

      *i did this on my last playthrough and i have filled lunden with Cultist Bodies! NO JOKE! THE ENTIRE CITY IS FILLED TO THE FUCKING BRIM WITH THE SAME FUCKING CULTIST!*

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 3 роки тому +1136

    Then: *Fall 200 feet into a haystack*
    Now: *Fall 200 feet into a ground pound.*

    • @Serious1337Business
      @Serious1337Business 3 роки тому +10

      Them Super Mario upgrades

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 3 роки тому +63

      You obviously didn't know doing a superhero landing negates the effects of gravity.

    • @themaskedhobo
      @themaskedhobo 3 роки тому +39

      She's going to do a superhero landing, wait for it... Wooo! Superhero landing (You know that's really bad on your knees)

    • @davidwickline9710
      @davidwickline9710 3 роки тому +14

      Sometimes you fix unrealism, other times you just lean into it

    • @kingnothing5678
      @kingnothing5678 3 роки тому +3

      This is extremely funny in game

  • @insertclevernamehere1186
    @insertclevernamehere1186 3 роки тому +1387

    "He has a drinking problem"
    *"It's only a problem when I run out!"*
    "We don't like to talk about it."

  • @motocrossfang6523
    @motocrossfang6523 2 роки тому +77

    Brit: explains how to be an alcoholic and a multimillionaire at the same time
    Eivor: *You spin my head right round right round*

  • @josewilkins2517
    @josewilkins2517 3 роки тому +76

    "We get our 200 gold, so our silver increases."

  • @OneFloofyBooper
    @OneFloofyBooper 3 роки тому +580

    "we get 200 gold so our silver increases"
    Spiff, I think the alcohol is getting to you.

    • @FelisInsanisCatfood
      @FelisInsanisCatfood 3 роки тому +17

      Just like my Physics teacher, as she said:
      "If the gold is light, then it's not gold."

    • @vampiric13
      @vampiric13 3 роки тому +10

      4 hours of drinking challenges later:
      Spiff: Alcolism...

    • @asrieldreemurr1988
      @asrieldreemurr1988 3 роки тому +5

      He likes to get in character

    • @justsomeguy1136
      @justsomeguy1136 3 роки тому +1

      Tea*

  • @Yarblocosifilitico
    @Yarblocosifilitico 3 роки тому +2998

    Ubisoft: let's make a game about viking raids
    Also Ubisoft: let's not allow civilian casualties

    • @thevlaka
      @thevlaka 3 роки тому +428

      Or the simple ability to craft arrows

    • @billcipher1756
      @billcipher1756 3 роки тому +166

      @@thevlaka not making arrows makes more since than the civilians
      arrows are not as simple to make as your would think

    • @bagasn.f4882
      @bagasn.f4882 3 роки тому +135

      @@billcipher1756 you mean creating civilian is easy?! I mean it is but..

    • @logando3305
      @logando3305 3 роки тому +68

      @@billcipher1756 I mean, theyre basically just sticks with sharp stone points and feathe....
      OK, nevermind. theyre more complicated

    • @billcipher1756
      @billcipher1756 3 роки тому +27

      @@bagasn.f4882 its easy just takes time
      about 2 decades of time

  • @LucaGM_
    @LucaGM_ 3 роки тому +236

    "So how many glitches are there?"
    Ubisoft: Yes

    • @Eulogy462
      @Eulogy462 3 роки тому +7

      "All of them."

    • @SapphirosCZ
      @SapphirosCZ 3 роки тому +2

      "And how many are exploitable"
      Ubisoft: Mon dieu, no exploits, Fix quick.

    • @LocoMe4u
      @LocoMe4u 3 роки тому

      Is that a matrix meme?

    • @klikehollow9214
      @klikehollow9214 3 роки тому +2

      I dived into puddle yesterday and never found my way back.

  • @OrisRasGaming
    @OrisRasGaming 3 роки тому +48

    "Drinking against a Saxon who couldn't even drink water."
    🤣🤣🤣
    Destroyed

  • @SwordTune
    @SwordTune 3 роки тому +783

    This is obviously the intended and historically accurate playstyle. Going on raids is basically an attempt to get infinite money.

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 3 роки тому +59

      The original vikings found the infinite money glitch in the simulation and it just involved pillaging monastaries

    • @blackmoon7668
      @blackmoon7668 3 роки тому +24

      Infinite money glitch still works today though. It's called robbing the bank. You can play solo or with a crew.

    • @benlunch7618
      @benlunch7618 3 роки тому +1

      Infinite money glitch is called "warcrime on fish" with a spear in shallow waters.

    • @gamer65688
      @gamer65688 3 роки тому +17

      @@blackmoon7668 Don't try to Solo this, my friend tried this but his simulation glitched out and now he has to spend 40 years in prison for some reason. I hope the developers manage to fix this 40 years glitch, it literally makes the game unplayable

    • @ryomaanime4563
      @ryomaanime4563 3 роки тому +5

      @@blackmoon7668 being a bank don't even involve a glitch and give infinite money, even if you lose everything, country will give you some

  • @R_G_K
    @R_G_K 3 роки тому +543

    Me: "in Asgard fighting with dual axes and doing parries"
    Spif: "laughs in medieval machine gun"

    • @Zelmel
      @Zelmel 3 роки тому +7

      The real answer there is that for melee dual-wield 2h axe/2h sword/combo of the two is hilariously good. Tons of stuns for 1-hit kill finishers, huge AoE.

    • @michaelpopup
      @michaelpopup 3 роки тому +1

      Medieval spelt m e d i e v a l

    • @R_G_K
      @R_G_K 3 роки тому +3

      @@michaelpopup sorry English isn't my first language and my brain just thought mid + evil made sense to me 😅

    • @michaelpopup
      @michaelpopup 3 роки тому +1

      @@R_G_K it's alright

    • @Zelmel
      @Zelmel 3 роки тому +4

      @@R_G_K my native language IS English and I still screw that one up two thirds of the time

  • @DennGreenIII
    @DennGreenIII 2 роки тому +90

    This is good for the early game, but I just went full offense with dual wielding bearded axes. You can actually break the game this way too, because you can hold the alternate attack button to do a flurry of attacks at the cost of stamina, and it completely locks enemies in place. Once you expend your stamina you can use an ability (I preferred the jumping ground slam one) and it will completely restore your stamina for some reason. When fighting the wardens, bosses, and legendary animals, I didn't need to implore any strategy that required thinking, because this method literally melts their health bar, and fights that are supposed to be big, epic, and nerve wracking, lasted about 10 seconds. The good things about this method is that you're taking the red tree, so you will naturally have more survivability as well, so even when facing an enemy 100 levels higher than you there's a chance you wont get 1 shot. I finished the Asgard quest line about 100 levels sooner than I was supposed to and had no issues other than a couple unlucky deaths. Nothing gave me any trouble, and they also give you the best bearded axe in the game literally as your first weapon, and you get the second best one fairly early as well, so you can cheese the entire game like this.

    • @TheIsaac2596
      @TheIsaac2596 2 роки тому +2

      Used this exact combo

    • @member7818
      @member7818 Рік тому +2

      I did the same, but with Dual Long Swords. It's broken.
      Also, having a long sword in your off-hand let's you perform run forward with the sword impaling anybody in the way. It effectively gives you the unlockable run skill for free.

    • @stompingpeak2043
      @stompingpeak2043 Рік тому +1

      Are you playing on the hard difficulty and scaling? Cause 10 seconds for a boss is like easy mode or normal

    • @Valt3445
      @Valt3445 Рік тому

      It's useful early game but dual wield spears is just best against all enemies.

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv Рік тому

      nice trying this out

  • @dontcallmepizza9314
    @dontcallmepizza9314 3 роки тому +24

    If you use the harpoon pull and pull them towards you then have a dagger in the right hand and hold the LB (parry) to do the stab attack you can do an infinite loop. The harpoon pull restores the stamina used for the dagger attack and the dagger attack restores the adrenaline used for the harpoon pull. I am playing on the hardest difficulty and got stuck on a zealot above my power and found this out so it should work on all difficulty.

  • @toku6826
    @toku6826 3 роки тому +315

    This Norse came to our village, killed all the guards, challenged the town drunk to a drinking game, then left.

    • @gretbruh7366
      @gretbruh7366 3 роки тому +16

      To 92 drinkin games

    • @Yourebeautyfull
      @Yourebeautyfull 3 роки тому +14

      "...and crippled our entire economy in doing so." :D

    • @AliO_
      @AliO_ 3 роки тому +1

      What a one piece character eivor could be, damn

    • @WorkedSix28zerozero1
      @WorkedSix28zerozero1 3 роки тому

      More like the dane won so much he somehow gained a collective 20 thousand silver. I've never seen a wealthy dane of that magnitude and will never see one again.

    • @austinbeutell2762
      @austinbeutell2762 3 роки тому

      This comment made my week bro😂

  • @lindleya
    @lindleya 3 роки тому +1207

    "Killing civilians will cause desynchronization" ah yes, because the vikings famously never killed civilians

    • @src248
      @src248 3 роки тому +81

      They're actually just farmers looking for new land to settle!

    • @josephdedrick9337
      @josephdedrick9337 3 роки тому +104

      nah, they just carried off sad families of just women and children because coincidentally the men all died in fires and left their valuables to the next nice person who came along.

    • @SchifferThe2nd
      @SchifferThe2nd 3 роки тому +11

      Good guy viking

    • @derp_wolf9688
      @derp_wolf9688 3 роки тому +29

      There probably weren’t that many civilians... Most men would die defending their villages and anyone else would likely be sold off

    • @SolarDragon007
      @SolarDragon007 3 роки тому +30

      @@src248 They just wanted to culturally enrich the local English women!

  • @Trollseatkittens
    @Trollseatkittens 3 роки тому +80

    "There once was a man from Oxenefordscire
    Who all other men would admire
    He came into town on a horse
    Killing every guard without remorse
    His arrows where deadly and fast
    And now only had one last task
    To challange the drunk to drink mead made of honey
    To cash in that infinite money"

  • @redparrotgames2698
    @redparrotgames2698 3 роки тому +10

    "You'll reach it at about the 5 hour mark." Bart is 10 hours in to playing Valhalla and we haven't even reached the Title Screen yet. This game is MASSIVE for people who have to explore everything.

  • @skrutrekker80
    @skrutrekker80 3 роки тому +94

    Turns out, when superheroes does that "three point" landing that they do after falling from height, they're actually attacking the ground to avoid fall damage. You learn something every day.

  • @Sathtana
    @Sathtana 3 роки тому +490

    It's not even been a week.

    • @ilu9079
      @ilu9079 3 роки тому +9

      @@thespiffingbrit may we forgive the britain spiff.

    • @ilu9079
      @ilu9079 3 роки тому +5

      @@thespiffingbrit also, just hear 1:09. Infinite money by becoming and alcoholic? If step one is drinking liqour, I am already 100% in xD

    • @thebigksmoosey
      @thebigksmoosey 3 роки тому +2

      @@thespiffingbrit Slacker... ;)

    • @BlackWolf-or2lv
      @BlackWolf-or2lv 3 роки тому +1

      @@thespiffingbrit Im pretty sure thats not what he meant, spiff

    • @doorknobr
      @doorknobr 3 роки тому

      @@thespiffingbrit "side projects" has me intruiged

  • @ACupOfAbsinthe
    @ACupOfAbsinthe 2 роки тому +18

    I found an exploit with the wandering zealots where if you engage them early on you can lure them to a high location reload your save and they will be there wandering on their horse from there simply knock them off their horse and they fall to their death.

    • @devonmolina5200
      @devonmolina5200 2 роки тому +1

      You can also drown Zealots, weirdly enough. Lure them into the deep water and they eventually die.

    • @ACupOfAbsinthe
      @ACupOfAbsinthe 2 роки тому +6

      Yo im only mentioning this because you can even lead them up to ladders and perches that when you reload your save they will still be up there using their horse the fact that they somehow get the horse up a ladder is amazing

  • @MrBoomatt
    @MrBoomatt 2 роки тому +74

    You can literally kill any zealot at like level 24. Just kite them and have the perk where you can throw projectiles back. Takes a little while but pretty easy.

    • @dreadwolfrising
      @dreadwolfrising 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly! I had huge success with this alongside using the eye of nornir perk to hit weak spots. Never really got the people who had a ton of difficulty with the zealots - they're definitely unbalanced, over-leveled, and not very fun to fight due to this, but aren't impossible to beat, especially if you take them out earlier rather than waiting until power level 340

    • @IY4N218
      @IY4N218 2 роки тому

      Just take them swimming around the boat 🏊‍♂️

    • @willsabigdeal2054
      @willsabigdeal2054 2 роки тому

      Brush with death is also a extremely good help with all battles from normal pheasants to even Cordelia

  • @th3b0ssm4n2
    @th3b0ssm4n2 3 роки тому +534

    “Excluding that broken one set in London”: procedes to show Unity, which is set in Paris

  • @The-Spanish-Inquisition490
    @The-Spanish-Inquisition490 3 роки тому +454

    Let's have a proper brew.
    - Yorkshire tea.

    • @The-Spanish-Inquisition490
      @The-Spanish-Inquisition490 3 роки тому +20

      @@thespiffingbrit you're most welcome.

    • @Stormcrow_1
      @Stormcrow_1 3 роки тому +1

      Hmm Tetleys, clearly the better brew.

    • @The-Spanish-Inquisition490
      @The-Spanish-Inquisition490 3 роки тому +16

      @@Stormcrow_1 you are entitled to an opinion.... even if it's wrong.
      Yorkshire tea is a proper brew.
      Anything else is just a tribute.

    • @felixcosty
      @felixcosty 3 роки тому

      @@Stormcrow_1 Red Rose tea is the best tea.

    • @greatertexanunion8662
      @greatertexanunion8662 3 роки тому +5

      Yorkshire Tea Gold is best.

  • @dingleberry483
    @dingleberry483 3 роки тому +60

    Another way to get arrows: equip two shields and let an archer shoot at your shield then pick up the arrows

    • @jesselee1031
      @jesselee1031 3 роки тому +5

      I just shoot their arrow back at them with missile reverse throw 🥸

  • @draconuuse9731
    @draconuuse9731 2 роки тому +3

    Can I just say. I am very glad I found your content. Easily my second favorite Brit who has made content on this platform. Now I’m sad because I’ll never see you make content with my favorite. Rip to the original Brit. And now I wish I had some of that alcohol you have drinking.

  • @feedbacking6306
    @feedbacking6306 3 роки тому +302

    “That broken one in England” shows image of one in France.

    • @urugulu1656
      @urugulu1656 3 роки тому +1

      idk if syndicate actually has a mission or something in france. maybe only on b line

    • @feedbacking6306
      @feedbacking6306 3 роки тому +20

      @@urugulu1656 no he showed an image of Unity and said London.

    • @zedantXiang
      @zedantXiang 3 роки тому +11

      I bet the english still think france is britain.

    • @SniperSpy10
      @SniperSpy10 3 роки тому +3

      @@zedantXiang nah, we hate the french

    • @Reyrocksall
      @Reyrocksall 3 роки тому

      I mean the accents in that game were English

  • @EightMinotaur56
    @EightMinotaur56 3 роки тому +328

    No one:
    Spiff: I accidentally found a way to duplicate things

  • @spinrocky7558
    @spinrocky7558 Рік тому +4

    Dude, you're hilarious! I know all this stuff but you made it entertaining enough to go through the redundancy LOL

  • @Brandon-tz2wh
    @Brandon-tz2wh 2 роки тому +29

    i remember on odyssey you could kick everyone off massive cliffs and just be like OK IT just works.

    • @billrobert3226
      @billrobert3226 2 роки тому +1

      that was an easy exploit but remember towards the middle of the game, the high level enemies couldn't be knocked back

    • @felleg4737
      @felleg4737 2 роки тому +1

      @@billrobert3226 they nerfed that ability

    • @kylegardner9453
      @kylegardner9453 2 роки тому +1

      I went to throw the crazy guy off the mountain after he blood eagle'd the dude and he legit said eivor get down here that's not gonna work 🤣🤣

  • @_byrtsi
    @_byrtsi 3 роки тому +272

    Man goes to a village, murders every guard, civilians run in terror.
    The man then proceeds to challenge the town drunk to a drinking contest. Everyone gathers to cheer.
    *Logic*

    • @johngleeman8347
      @johngleeman8347 3 роки тому +19

      Hey the town drunk is also the richest man in the village, and he has a bottomless cauldron of grog, so it's a lovely place to hang out.

    • @pigboiii
      @pigboiii 3 роки тому +9

      Well Im not letting some mass murder get in the way of watching a drinking contest no will I?

    • @snazzynasty1493
      @snazzynasty1493 3 роки тому

      If you can't beat em, join em.

  • @GMilkMan
    @GMilkMan 3 роки тому +120

    “What did you do today”
    ‘I spend 4 hours drinking Virtual Alcohol’

  • @whoami7566
    @whoami7566 3 роки тому +3

    Testicalies and witcher 4 jokes were some bangers!! Lmao good God video immediately started off amazing lol

  • @thora8624
    @thora8624 Рік тому +4

    This was fucking hilarious! Good show, and bravo for giving me an entirely new point of view of this game. Keep on doing what your doing, mate! This is the kind of brilliant content I just can't get enuff of

  • @ztk211
    @ztk211 3 роки тому +228

    Spiff: "I'm gonna show you how to get infinite money by becoming an alcoholic"
    Ireland: "I'm listening"

    • @imahappy946
      @imahappy946 3 роки тому +2

      Tbh tho... the poms are reknowned pissheads.

    • @kalinora3901
      @kalinora3901 3 роки тому

      Some of the DLC will take place in ancient Ireland.

    • @hemlixx3504
      @hemlixx3504 3 роки тому

      Don't come at us like that 😔🤟

    • @kpp28
      @kpp28 3 роки тому

      Russians: same

    • @tonyjones2994
      @tonyjones2994 3 роки тому

      lol

  • @ED-yy4te
    @ED-yy4te 3 роки тому +50

    Ubisoft: You can play as a Viking
    Spiffing Brit: *Play as an English longbowman*

  • @maartenl.1365
    @maartenl.1365 3 роки тому +8

    You totally forgot about the rune duplication. Anyway about the Archery... It was overpowered in Odyssey aswell. I think I've defeated every single bounty hunter in that game by sitting on the roof of a temple and shooting arrows down, with them being red skull level. It's nice to see nothing changed.

  • @leftyzappa
    @leftyzappa 3 роки тому +1

    I have indeed found this both informative and entertaining. Really spiffing. Thank you. :P

  • @hubertjohnson418
    @hubertjohnson418 3 роки тому +151

    "Don't question the stupid amount of runes I have, I accidentally found a way to duplicate them"
    Ah yes, ubisoft

    • @vasht88s
      @vasht88s 3 роки тому +1

      Wish he explained how to do that

  • @user-cx1cc7so3m
    @user-cx1cc7so3m 3 роки тому +457

    At this point I’m surprised he hasn’t found a glitch in real life. “Infinite money from the stock market is broken!”

    • @marethyu_77gamer93
      @marethyu_77gamer93 3 роки тому +49

      Pretty sure he found a way to get 100% discount on Steam at some point

    • @geekylesbian7440
      @geekylesbian7440 3 роки тому +12

      If he hacks the stock market glitch, I'll be impressed

    • @BenjjyBoi
      @BenjjyBoi 3 роки тому +13

      The problem with that is jail so he definitely would do it if it wasn't illegal

    • @foooooof
      @foooooof 3 роки тому +1

      He did on g2a i think

    • @miraak542
      @miraak542 3 роки тому +4

      There ARE people who do that for a living already.

  • @andrewferguson4290
    @andrewferguson4290 3 роки тому

    Never ever watched one of your viedos don’t even know how it came on my timeline but my god it was fantastic one of the funniest videos ever will definitely be back!!!

  • @DayLightNinja
    @DayLightNinja 3 роки тому

    Always enjoy the videos man

  • @MediocritysMuse
    @MediocritysMuse 3 роки тому +265

    *Playing a viking*
    *Tries to kill civilian*
    *Not allowed*
    Vikings back then: Wait that's illegal.

    • @TheRAMBO9191
      @TheRAMBO9191 3 роки тому +20

      And yet you can kill the dogs..... Ubisoft are monsters lol

    • @k.a.p.x3642
      @k.a.p.x3642 3 роки тому +4

      Well, I read somewhere that they don't kill them, just enslaved them

    • @delanovanraalte3186
      @delanovanraalte3186 3 роки тому +20

      @@k.a.p.x3642 sometimes most of the time raping and slaughtering

    • @delanovanraalte3186
      @delanovanraalte3186 3 роки тому +1

      Vikings didnt know or care probally the second one

    • @SolarDragon007
      @SolarDragon007 3 роки тому +14

      We can't let historical authenticity get in the way of our 2020 Viking fan-fiction. I honestly don't get why you aren't allowed to kill civilians in this game when it's considered completely normal/mundane in games like GTA.

  • @Lucipher07
    @Lucipher07 3 роки тому +71

    "Excluding that one set in London" *shows the one set in France*

    • @NoxPilgrim
      @NoxPilgrim 3 роки тому

      i mean, Arno DID sound british

  • @Rat-Burger
    @Rat-Burger Рік тому +2

    OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just started this game actually, this is so funny, cheers lad!

  • @nathanparrott247
    @nathanparrott247 3 роки тому

    Alright, I have to subscribe. You are brilliant. Thanks sir

  • @lucasperreault2404
    @lucasperreault2404 3 роки тому +173

    Me: literally spends like 10 min melee fighting the zealots
    Spiff: infinite money bow one shot
    Me: cries

    • @divingfalconfpv4602
      @divingfalconfpv4602 3 роки тому

      I get board with these games. But I'm play more lol

    • @andreaskvisler
      @andreaskvisler 3 роки тому

      I killed a zealot level 230 I think at level 87, at normal difficulty

    • @rayortiz6189
      @rayortiz6189 3 роки тому

      i cant believe I didnt think of heavy hitting while landing to avoid fall dmg

    • @JarlBalgruff_
      @JarlBalgruff_ 3 роки тому

      @@rayortiz6189 it dosen't work, I nearly died lol, they patched it ;(

    • @mallerschwab980
      @mallerschwab980 3 роки тому

      Me killing zealots in close combat with brush of death uninterruptible combos stuns Parry's and dodging away activating fokus of the nornir and shooting weak points. Also using close combat abilities like fire weapons etc. Etc.. Brit...

  • @M15FIT
    @M15FIT 3 роки тому +14

    5:28-Spiff, "I accidently found a way to duplicate them."
    He says this but we all know he was trying to break something in the menus and the outcome just wasnt what he expected to happen.

  • @m_ruddi1277
    @m_ruddi1277 3 роки тому +1

    This was absoutely hilarious. You just earned a new sub

  • @buckfamily2533
    @buckfamily2533 3 роки тому

    Love your vids. You bring such flair and happiness.

  • @dr_sussy_magussy
    @dr_sussy_magussy 3 роки тому +58

    Any Game: Exists
    Spiff: Hippity Hoppity your money is now my property

  • @aidandoonan9811
    @aidandoonan9811 3 роки тому +132

    “For every like this gets, eivor will take another shot, if we hit 5000, he’ll probably be dead tommorow”
    Man, it’s at 30000, we won’t be seeing anymore ac Valhalla from this man

    • @vynashe4442
      @vynashe4442 3 роки тому +11

      The game will continue in Valhalla.

    • @sudburymagic
      @sudburymagic 3 роки тому +2

      It would have to be with the female Eivor, his fraternal twin...
      The one that didn't become a total boozehound.

  • @calebjohnson4443
    @calebjohnson4443 3 роки тому

    I love your videos and keep up the good work.

  • @Goofiest-Goober0h
    @Goofiest-Goober0h 2 роки тому +37

    I tried the dual weild with odins spear and the one you get off the drengar in Iceland with all stun runes equipped and even on hardest difficulty it was also game breaking.

    • @austintorges6094
      @austintorges6094 2 роки тому

      I do pretty much the same just with critical chance/ damage runes and everything dies so fast

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 3 роки тому +26

    _"Maybe all Alcoholics, have infinite money."_
    Yeah... For the Brits, it's called Universal Credit...

  • @Jaygonprime
    @Jaygonprime 3 роки тому +55

    ah yes that little known historical fact that Vikings never actually killed civilians... "pillaging" that's just a medieval term for a pub crawl !

    • @tomasdavid7829
      @tomasdavid7829 3 роки тому +3

      Just imagine how from a thic fog a drakkar appears, local villagers preparing their barrels of alcohol viking outdrink them for everything they have including their underwear and leave meanwhile town mayor goes to landlord screaming they were pillaged? don´t know if this word exist not native english speaker by Vikings

    • @will.roman-ros
      @will.roman-ros 3 роки тому

      @@tomasdavid7829 yes "pillage" is a word and you conjugated it correctly for past-tense, and used it in the correct context. Other synonyms (some w different specific contexts) include: to raid, to plunder, to vandalize, to loot, to sack, and there are more.
      Your English is definitely good enough to get your point across without trouble, at least for me.

  • @chukksy
    @chukksy 3 роки тому +2

    Also dual 2-handed weapons are insane. Spear in the right hand, and axe in the left hand. Hold the L1 button (the parry button) and do the spin until you are out of stamina. When fighting a tough solo enemy, use the harpoon ability to pull him closer and stagger. Do the spin attack until you are out of stamina. Spin attack will most likely refill the adrenaline bar, so you can do the harpoon again. And when you are using harpoon while being out of stamina it just instantly refills.

  • @saintj5952
    @saintj5952 2 роки тому +41

    I think the 'exploits' make the game even more interesting. It allows you to decide if you want to go that route or having everyone have to follow the exact same path as everyone else. Choice matters.

  • @FG-os7cx
    @FG-os7cx 3 роки тому +21

    “Testicleez” -The Spiffing Brit

  • @tonybamonoboni2323
    @tonybamonoboni2323 3 роки тому +39

    I haven't played the game yet, but now I need to play this game.

    • @tonybamonoboni2323
      @tonybamonoboni2323 3 роки тому +5

      @@thespiffingbrit Thanks for the recommendation and vids! Maybe black friday or Christmas.

    • @TOSkwar22
      @TOSkwar22 3 роки тому +4

      Remember that ubisoft, the ones profiting from the sale of this game, covers up for rapists and removes or worsens content for no reason other than to make you pay to have a decently playable game.
      Don't buy jack shit from ubisoft.

    • @mordret103
      @mordret103 3 роки тому

      @@TOSkwar22 Evidence? I heard many accusations too, but I never saw any evidence except people saying:"Ubisoft did this, Ubisoft did that". Might be that I'm wrong there but even so, you have to differentiate between the art(the games) and the artist(Ubisoft/Publisher) because if not you could not enjoy many things like music from Michael Jackson or Harry Potter from JK Rowling. Nearly Noone is politically correct and everyone makes mistakes but Ubisoft will get punished if they did what you said(by lawsuits and stuff) so we can still enjoy the video games they make. I mean only an accusation is very bad for a company, so if something real happens,...Also I think they will better after that
      TLDR: The artist is not the game, they are punished enough and maybe these are just accusations

  • @nightmare69metalmatt52
    @nightmare69metalmatt52 3 роки тому

    Dude you had me rollin the whole time . Love your accent and your vid was priceless got my sub

  • @Bram_Weijgers
    @Bram_Weijgers 3 роки тому

    This is a great video. I thoroughly enjoyed.

  • @MagnumCarta
    @MagnumCarta 3 роки тому +86

    "Enemies don't know how ladders work"
    Did Todd Howard design this game?

  • @KiraPerso
    @KiraPerso 3 роки тому +86

    "How to break Assassin's Creed Valhalla ?"
    Just play it.

    • @michaelroberts4748
      @michaelroberts4748 3 роки тому +6

      What, did you want to explore the open world and explore before proceeding with the main story? In an "RPG"? What are you, a dummy?

    • @michaelroberts4748
      @michaelroberts4748 3 роки тому +3

      This is my frustration about the BS "ableist" description that they patched out of the game, making you unable to do side missions before returning to the village in Norway

    • @thegamelabgaming7556
      @thegamelabgaming7556 3 роки тому +1

      It honestly isn’t that bad, in my 20 hour play through so far I’ve experienced like 3 minor bugs

    • @dall1786
      @dall1786 3 роки тому +2

      @@thegamelabgaming7556 play more. There's at least 4 distinct instances where people had to find work arounds in order to continue the game. There's also dozens and dozens of spots in game where your character can stuck and no way out without reloading an old save. Finally if you have diuel wield daggers and the right setup you can do what he did here with the machine gun bow except with daggers on ANY NPC including bosses. Just machine gun them down with bow or dagger on top difficulty. Game was obviously never tested.

    • @johnnybhd1094
      @johnnybhd1094 3 роки тому

      @@dall1786 Exactly. I'm stuck on the Sons of Ragnar quest. Can't get past it and progress the story at all because I can't talk to the guy. Nothing works, 30 hours fuckin wasted. Either restart an old save and lose 20 hours of play, or wait for a patch 😒

  • @Nickolaars
    @Nickolaars 3 роки тому +1

    New to this channel! Having a jolly good laugh. Subbed to thine geswinc!

  • @Fl1ckz_TV
    @Fl1ckz_TV 3 роки тому

    i found your channel when you broke spore. and have been hooked. any dislikes dont realise your are a man made to break a game.

  • @gustavbw
    @gustavbw 3 роки тому +56

    "I accidentally found a way to dublicate them". Ye right. We know you Spiff...

    • @directorkrennic9019
      @directorkrennic9019 3 роки тому +3

      @@thespiffingbrit are you sure about that

    • @aryanparekh8119
      @aryanparekh8119 3 роки тому +9

      @@thespiffingbrit you burning through your cpu and hence burning real money to earn 200 currency in a simulation in a video game .... Ahh thats gonna be trending

  • @ryanjordan5291
    @ryanjordan5291 3 роки тому +44

    Unpopular opinion: The bugs are hilarious and very funny to watch.

    • @ilu9079
      @ilu9079 3 роки тому

      That's why we play games

    • @fugyfruit
      @fugyfruit 3 роки тому +2

      Your commenting on a Spiffing Brit video that's an incredibly popular opinion here

    • @mrrdirty6198
      @mrrdirty6198 3 роки тому +1

      That's a very popular opinion. The problem is bugs don't make a game good.

    • @Max-hs4vu
      @Max-hs4vu 3 роки тому

      Popular opinion

    • @vallevaan
      @vallevaan 3 роки тому

      That isnt a unpopular opinion on this channel, it is the reason all of us are here.

  • @houndfromhell2522
    @houndfromhell2522 3 роки тому

    watching your old videos when you were doing Stellaris and you have come along way.

  • @gavinthedragon
    @gavinthedragon 2 роки тому

    Your honestly one of my favorite you tubers.

  • @JessWLStuart
    @JessWLStuart 3 роки тому +7

    He needs Freud! "Sometimes a drinking horn is just a drinking horn" - Freud (probably, almost maybe)!

  • @pleaseuseOdysee
    @pleaseuseOdysee 3 роки тому +24

    After heroic amounts of drinking, Spiff's character blacks out
    As he comes to, text rolls across the screen
    THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM

    • @ChazTheYouthful
      @ChazTheYouthful 3 роки тому +4

      No we already know what reanu keeves does to the fabric of reality

    • @tribble608
      @tribble608 3 роки тому +2

      Hey you. You're finally awake.

  • @Tamous214
    @Tamous214 3 роки тому

    Well you've got a new subscriber. Carry on my good chap...

  • @Macmanius
    @Macmanius 3 роки тому +3

    Hey, Spiff!
    Quick question: at 5:24, you mentioned that you'd found a way to duplicate runes. Any chance we could get a video on that?
    (Also--and this probably goes without saying--your channel is absolutely fantastic!)

  • @counterstructure4908
    @counterstructure4908 3 роки тому +47

    "alcoholic cup of tea"
    You mean . . . irish?

    • @hellfire66683
      @hellfire66683 3 роки тому +7

      I'm Irish and I approve this comment

    • @vynashe4442
      @vynashe4442 3 роки тому +4

      I've never put alcohol in t... No wait nevermind.

    • @InktheImpassive
      @InktheImpassive 3 роки тому +3

      No, Scottish.

  • @kevindaydreamer
    @kevindaydreamer 3 роки тому +34

    Im still stuck on: Why do these games about assassins require level ups to make lethal weaponary lethal.

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 3 роки тому

      right?

    • @felixcosty
      @felixcosty 3 роки тому +6

      I watch these games on youtube and there does not seem to be any assassins as Player Charterers. Assassin to me means you sneak up on some poor bastard and then murder them. I mean things like garret, knife, poison, and so on.
      This game you stand around and shoot people or hit them with a weapon lots lots lots and lots of times. Assassin sneak stab dead.
      No Assassins in AC Valhalla.

    • @VengefulMaverick
      @VengefulMaverick 3 роки тому +12

      The game has moved on. Like many others. Halo. Gears ect. You either like it or dont. I dont mind the newer AC games, only thing i detest is if you sneak up on a common enemy.. they should die, or be severely crippled.
      Even AC1 had boss fights. So thats no excuse for anything.

    • @yellowbeard1
      @yellowbeard1 3 роки тому +8

      There’s an option in the menu to make all assassination attacks an instant kill in this one.
      It’s a nice change, you can choose if you want something closer to AC1 or 2 if you want.

    • @cameronwofford8709
      @cameronwofford8709 3 роки тому +5

      bc generic gameplay has a larger playerbase than niche stealth gameplay

  • @90daywarranty18
    @90daywarranty18 3 роки тому +7

    While I'm always glad to see The Spiffing Brit take on a game, especially one that I'm currently playing, I was a bit disappointment by how few mentions of Yorkshire Gold were included.

  • @BLTDFRNT
    @BLTDFRNT Рік тому

    First time watching the videos here, subscribed but can't believe it's almost 6 or 7 mins and still didn't get to the point "ladies and gentlemen x100" 🤣 but seriously love the video

  • @Baleur
    @Baleur 3 роки тому +12

    6:30 omg this is like Sims 2 levels of animations.
    Assassins Creed has gone straight downhill lol

  • @pickledrat4232
    @pickledrat4232 3 роки тому +13

    does anyone else want a video where spiff shows us his folder of stock photos?

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 3 роки тому +3

      That’s literally just any Spiff vid.

  • @RadiantNova159
    @RadiantNova159 3 роки тому

    Great video thanks I will give this a go

  • @theedelweis1773
    @theedelweis1773 3 роки тому +13

    Love the game and the history that's in it. I have been playing for like 200 hours power level 290 and only halfway through the game. 😀 I'm a viking nerd living in denmark land of the Vikings

  • @lazarkeler2177
    @lazarkeler2177 3 роки тому +5

    holy hell, i did not expect you to go this rapid fire on us.
    a surprise to be sure

  • @krzysiekj2522
    @krzysiekj2522 3 роки тому +4

    I do not care what game you cover in the episode. I watch it just for your soothing voice.

  • @Beteelgeuse
    @Beteelgeuse 3 роки тому +2

    I found that if you get the catch projetile midair skill, and get on top of any structure, the Zealots will just continuously chuck javelins at you that you can just throw back for massive damage.

  • @ImNightWolfAwoo
    @ImNightWolfAwoo 2 роки тому

    Another interesting video thanks spliff

  • @gencayutku9706
    @gencayutku9706 3 роки тому +12

    Thor has nothing on yellow-ish alcohol Spiffing Brit. Remember lads, one arrow can kill Odin himself if you play your cards right.

  • @kish3958
    @kish3958 3 роки тому +97

    So, is this game very bug or just a little buggy?
    Ubisoft QA Staff: Yes.

    • @aiskold2837
      @aiskold2837 3 роки тому +4

      this is a trick question, there is no QA Staff at Ubisoft.

    • @escapedcops08
      @escapedcops08 3 роки тому +1

      Ugh... This joke again.

    • @amatesamaru
      @amatesamaru 3 роки тому

      Dictionary

    • @rchanbob
      @rchanbob 3 роки тому

      At this point all Ubisoft Games are buggy lol. Have u play Division 2 ?

  • @mitchellchampigny4082
    @mitchellchampigny4082 3 роки тому +32

    You don’t need to break Valhalla, it breaks itself 😢

  • @garywebster-barker108
    @garywebster-barker108 2 роки тому

    I’m from Yorkshire and I love your vids

  • @LaserDroid
    @LaserDroid 3 роки тому +10

    The Norse Lady looks a touch like Krato's son, maybe it is him/her, Loki always was a trickster.

  • @parkerhampton5575
    @parkerhampton5575 2 роки тому +7

    Using the bow and the grapple ability to take down zealots was so easy. Unlocked Excalibur at level 83… took on a 280 zealot no problem

  • @ludosdomini1132
    @ludosdomini1132 2 роки тому

    Amazing mate really love your content am also from Briton 😂🤷‍♂️