@@NickDavis19878 this is what I found on Google. "The United States Fleet Marine Forces (FMF) are combined general- and special-purpose forces within the United States Department of the Navy that perform offensive amphibious or expeditionary warfare and defensive maritime employment." Kind of a neat looking pin, too.
@@treroney4720 peanut butter shot is penicillian. i have adminisitered many and i many many to navy recruits of the navy and if u think for a second giving people that shot in their ass gets boring it doesnt. its fkn hilarious and i got paid pretty well to do it :D
Navy Corpsman working with Marines are the top of the medical pyramid in war. I know, because I took care of wounded Marines in Viet Nam they saved & got shipped to me in Japan @ Tachikawa AFB.
I kept a Canteen filled with grey goose vodka. Never failed some officer or sr enlisted would get the DTs because they were deployed and couldn’t drink daily. 2 cap fulls and back to work.
What's funny is after discharging and became an actual clinician, I realized how crazy it was for them to entrust me with their health care. I realized I knew nothing made to believe I knew what I was doing by following simple recipes for rescue
My father was a corpsman served with the marines in Florida and was called to the Jonestown in South America to clean after the people drank the look aid he is my hero and a real person to go and help bring back the loved ones of the fallen from Jonestown
@@memowilliam9889 the FMF ribbon was introduced in 1984-2006. The pin was introduced in 2000. Was a pamplet, or book, we had to memorize while in the fleet to earn the pin. Included weapons, vehicles, aircrafts, land nav, and a bunch of other stuff depending on what part of the Marines you where attached too. I was with division and the stuff in it was different than group or air.
Tagged myself... real talk though, if we don't get that signed off, they send us back to blueside.... I gave it to my Marines and they were like, " Fuck Doc, I don't even know this shit".
You want medication...hydrate... severe trauma....motrin...you want to be invincible...wear your reflective safety belt... always remember "self check, buddy check, pt belt check"
I enjoy seeing this Navy corpsman I'd like to see more Motrin huh the changing of the socks yes I know about the changing of the socks but Motrin hoorah
Preaching the benefits of the omnipotent, Vitamin Motrin. They used to have a gumball machine outside the infirmary, with a sign on it.....gave the instructions for dosages. Lolz...hahaha.
I'm processing right now with intentions on going SARC. It's my dream job and I'm 23 and I have been battling waivers and training my ass off for 6 years and its finally all coming together.
10 years Navy, 10 years Marines, 3 years combat and still never stepped foot on a ship lol I should have just joined the Marines!! Loved my brothers though. 1978-1998
So I just signed my contract as an HM, ship off to boot camp in couple weeks! Any advise for boot camp and after boot camp wil be greatly appreciated?!? Thank you
My favorite doc was doc markey. Big old giant a** Ginger boy. But if you were ever jacked up that's the one you want. Oh yeah doc harden was pretty cool too but cause he got drunk one time and beat up a bunch of officers it was cool.
Hey, man, what do you think about a 20 year old getting into the Navy as a corpsman, serving for 4 years and then going into nursing school. Is that a wise way to spend my time? I feel a little left behind seeing my friends doing their college education and once they are done I would just be starting.
It's all fun and games till the bullets start flying. Ask any FMF corpsman with combat experience. Meanwhile this is funny as hell. I loved the time I spent green side as a Navy corpsman. Just do your job and nobody messed with you. Marine Corp has my upmost respect to this day.
L o l every time the kids would get sick I would tell my ex wife they're dehydrated. She would always argue with me and then one time she took them to the doctor and the doctor said the same thing.😂
I get it the "Standing joke" but some of us really did provide real care. In addition to trauma med. The motrin and water cure all always irritated me.
Does anyone know anything about SMT (search and rescue medical technician)? I have spoken to recruiters and half of them did not even know what the HM-ATF contract was.
Not sure. How do you know about it? Perhaps you could show them what you’re finding and they could tell you if it’s legit or not and if you qualify for it
@@NickVarn it is a corpsman contract. It is on the navy website, I was just looking for someone who knew more in-depth about the pipeline and scores I would need. Or someone who has been in the position. Hopefully one of the special forces recruiters I reached out to can help. Thank you!
@@hannahrasch795 it’s not a SF pipeline you do have to take PFT to get to the school most people do it after there first duty station I haven’t heard of someone pipeline SAR but you might be able to you would have to pass your PFT prior and come in on SAR contract after A school you go through SAR it’s C school
I was a corpsman and flew SAR out of Lemoore NAS in the early 70's. I just looked at the Navy site for this speciality. It's a lot different now than it was back in the day. I went to Corpsman A school in San Diego. I was then sent to Camp Lejeune to undergo FMF training. Then through a stroke of luck Vietnam ended. It allowed me to attend a C school which was Aviation Med School in Pensacola. Most of the the rest of SAR training to be air crew was an OJT type of training. The physical training appears to be much more demanding today. The FMF training made the physical parts of the C school easy. I can tell you though if you are not a very good swimmer forget it. I spent 2-3 hours in a pool everyday of the 12 week C school. The school aspects of this training were more difficult for me than the physical part. It was fast paced and they don't slow down for anyone. You'll end up in the fleet chipping paint if you can't cut it. The physical strength required and swimming ability are very demanding. Unless we go to war again I think this could be a difficult billet to obtain.
@@steveyates1136 I am a swimmer so I am not worried about the swimming aspect. I will dominate in the pool. The only thing I am worried about it the running, I have never been a strong runner and have been training for years. I ship out for boot soon then will go through the pipeline. Thank you for your insight.
Why does his left tape read US Marines, we get the EGA on the pocket but our name tapes are still US Navy Well they were maybe more had changed than I know about since I retired HM1 (FMF) It is puzzling how he describes motrin and changing your socks fixes everything
@Nick Varner ok I guess we earned that. But don't forget about your corpsman running up and down the whole Company during a hump, checking every Marines feet 😆 🤣 😂
“Motrin and sock change didn’t work Marine? Well did you take a fucking knee BEFORE doing that shit? NO?! Well then fucking do it!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
Didn't rub dirt on it first, did you? 😡
😂
The FMF part hit a bit too close to home… 🤣🤣
It gave me Vietnam flashbacks.
What is fmf
@@NickDavis19878 this is what I found on Google. "The United States Fleet Marine Forces (FMF) are combined general- and special-purpose forces within the United States Department of the Navy that perform offensive amphibious or expeditionary warfare and defensive maritime employment." Kind of a neat looking pin, too.
@@laurakae1007 thanks bro
@@NickDavis19878 np. Have an awesome night!
Lay down because you’re getting the SILVER BULLET BABY
Silver bullet > green weenie
Only real Marines get the silver bullet🤣
@@TattsnGuns lol is that the peanut butter shot
@@treroney4720 nope. Peanutbutter shot is way worse. I'd rather take a full enlistment of silver bullets over the pen shot.
@@treroney4720 peanut butter shot is penicillian. i have adminisitered many and i many many to navy recruits of the navy and if u think for a second giving people that shot in their ass gets boring it doesnt. its fkn hilarious and i got paid pretty well to do it :D
Navy Corpsman working with Marines are the top of the medical pyramid in war. I know, because I took care of wounded Marines in Viet Nam they saved & got shipped to me in Japan @ Tachikawa AFB.
My dudes were incredible., beloved amongst the troops. BELOVED!!
That’s awesome. I’m a corpsman in Okinawa currently TAD to Yokosuka
Doc the most protected MOS in the military 🪖...don't fuck with a Marines Doc .
A plastic bottle filled with vodka? That doesn't sound right, but who am I to argue with a health care professional.
I kept a Canteen filled with grey goose vodka. Never failed some officer or sr enlisted would get the DTs because they were deployed and couldn’t drink daily. 2 cap fulls and back to work.
What's funny is after discharging and became an actual clinician, I realized how crazy it was for them to entrust me with their health care. I realized I knew nothing made to believe I knew what I was doing by following simple recipes for rescue
My father was a corpsman served with the marines in Florida and was called to the Jonestown in South America to clean after the people drank the look aid he is my hero and a real person to go and help bring back the loved ones of the fallen from Jonestown
Docs are crackheads for that FMF pin
😆 🤣 😂
Lol
Cause that's the only way they get respect
No because it’s required for us to get it 🤣🤣 because I’ll be honest I wouldn’t have gave a fk if not
@@awuonhunter5944shit I never got it because I was actually in a war zone .. they tried to write me up for it and my gunny got in their ass
Hey getting that FMF pin is the difference between docs and a corpsman do whatever it takes 😂
That FMF pin was spot on bro! Good catch.
Never heard of an FMF pin that was earned
I went to a 5 week mini-marine bootcamp at Pendleton then got shipped to K-bay.
1984-1989
@@memowilliam9889 No pin when I served in the early 70's. Green side sure helped when it came promotion time though.
@@memowilliam9889 the FMF ribbon was introduced in 1984-2006. The pin was introduced in 2000. Was a pamplet, or book, we had to memorize while in the fleet to earn the pin. Included weapons, vehicles, aircrafts, land nav, and a bunch of other stuff depending on what part of the Marines you where attached too. I was with division and the stuff in it was different than group or air.
I understand now, everytime I felt sick when I was a kid my dad who served in the Marines would always say take some motrin.
Tagged myself... real talk though, if we don't get that signed off, they send us back to blueside.... I gave it to my Marines and they were like, " Fuck Doc, I don't even know this shit".
Man I freaking loved our Docs!!!
I remember their names! Doc Scooter, Doc Scruffy, Doc Pablo and Doc Scott! 👍
The only squid worth a damn
Fox 2/1 '79-'83
Camp Horno
Semper fi
I love the lazy sleeve roll. 😆 Chef's kiss.
Hydrate, motrin, and change songs. I'm dying!
Lmfao the sleeves and the fmf pin. 😂😂😂
Those sleeves would get you chased down and yelled at the very least.
Rest In Peace Doc Glick, you left us too soon.
Don't mess Doc unless you want to die
Doc Boyd, Vietnam Charlie 1/1 Quang Tri
70-71
You want medication...hydrate... severe trauma....motrin...you want to be invincible...wear your reflective safety belt... always remember "self check, buddy check, pt belt check"
Honestly, The corpsman are Marines too. 💯🫡
I remember playing a wounded civilian for corpsmen and medics I’d love fighting with them to make as hard as possible for them to put a TQ on me 😂
Embrace the suck, drink water. - Army 🤣
I enjoy seeing this Navy corpsman I'd like to see more Motrin huh the changing of the socks yes I know about the changing of the socks but Motrin hoorah
All shot records will be reviewed and updated prior to issue of liberty passes while in country.
This veteran Devil Doc had fun size m&m's for my recon guys. Lol cured all
FMF pamphlet LMAOO. It a PQS
Moleskin......midnight help!
Preaching the benefits of the omnipotent, Vitamin Motrin. They used to have a gumball machine outside the infirmary, with a sign on it.....gave the instructions for dosages. Lolz...hahaha.
8404. The real deal.
As an old Corpsman. Ha ha
This is so true because my dad will always do this😭
My limbs were gone and I used water and they grew back
Enough to make a grown man cry 😢
I'm processing right now with intentions on going SARC. It's my dream job and I'm 23 and I have been battling waivers and training my ass off for 6 years and its finally all coming together.
LOL...I was that guy in 3/7, 29 Stumps, for 4 years...Decent impersonation of a corpsman...
Never got the silver bullet but I did get my bore punched. 😮
Oooof
10 years Navy, 10 years Marines, 3 years combat and still never stepped foot on a ship lol I should have just joined the Marines!! Loved my brothers though. 1978-1998
Currently at corpsman A school and this shit is too funny!🤣🤣🤣
Go green side and you'll see how funny it really is.
@@steveyates1136 that's the plan after I finish PMT school.
@@andresyepes4460 Git some then! Avoid the summertime if you can.
So I just signed my contract as an HM, ship off to boot camp in couple weeks! Any advise for boot camp and after boot camp wil be greatly appreciated?!? Thank you
Im a female wanting to join the navy and im stuck between doing AWS or corpsman, which would u recommend is better ?
😂
Motrin is the penicillin of pain relief in the army also. Must be a DoD doctrine
🤣
Ah so it’s the same across the board😂
If all 3 of those fail.... just lay down...lmao
bro those SARCs in the Raiders go crazyyy
Rah.
Put’’em in the recovery and hand me a thermometer….damn😂”
Hydration is key to fast recoveries with minor strains and injuries to the joints
You forgot the Silver Bullet. The last line of defense to any injury a service member can receive that can save their lives 😂
Just be sure you tell your marine what to do with it. They're hard to swallow otherwise.
I thought it was a water bottle 😂
The sleeves crack me up , poor HMs can't roll them for crap
My favorite doc was doc markey. Big old giant a** Ginger boy. But if you were ever jacked up that's the one you want. Oh yeah doc harden was pretty cool too but cause he got drunk one time and beat up a bunch of officers it was cool.
*cries in blueside*
Spot on 😂😂😂
So true.
I like this guy. Still laughing.
Looks like a 1st lt pilot
Better fix those sleeves!!!
You’re due for Anthrax again
There are Hospital men and then there are Corpsmen!! There IS a difference
As a prior Doc...I concur....
Water is amazing though. Does wonders for performance.
😂😂😂 that won’t survive the first close encounter 😂😂😂
MOTRIN!!!!
Rip doc Raetz
Is it true the Navy uses alcohol basically as medicine to treat sea sickness
Alcohol is prohibited on ships
They use man on man action, 🤣
Not true. 😒
I think it funny how they say always drink and then u drink something and they say why u drinking I didn’t tell u that
Hey, man, what do you think about a 20 year old getting into the Navy as a corpsman, serving for 4 years and then going into nursing school. Is that a wise way to spend my time? I feel a little left behind seeing my friends doing their college education and once they are done I would just be starting.
Can’t hurt
Don't forget an IV will cure cancer!
It's all fun and games till the bullets start flying. Ask any FMF corpsman with combat experience. Meanwhile this is funny as hell. I loved the time I spent green side as a Navy corpsman. Just do your job and nobody messed with you. Marine Corp has my upmost respect to this day.
YesDrillSargent!!!
Wait, you're NOT talking about the PT belt??
I get the water bottle joke u know those were use to clean other stuff.
Fleet Corpsmen are the same way 😂
Doc Edwards!
Once a Marine...
🤣🤣 boy!! Isn't that the truth
L o l every time the kids would get sick I would tell my ex wife they're dehydrated. She would always argue with me and then one time she took them to the doctor and the doctor said the same thing.😂
Lol, I am wondering, Should I ask my 2 Marines about this.... 🤔
How do I get into this field??
🤣 if all 3 fail, then pee on it in the shower was my go-to Echo Hard! "Doc"
Thanks Doc!
Doc😂😂😂
Phil Hamby
Moms be like
Y'all got 6 months to get your fmf but do it in three here ya book
*meow
It's funny, cause it's true...
It would be badass if they carried Xanax and adderall.
How long Corpsmen school is in US marine ?
Corpsman are Navy. I’m not sure how long their school is though
@@NickVarn thank you very much
@@Andrew-ci9xv thank you very much
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
I get it the "Standing joke" but some of us really did provide real care. In addition to trauma med. The motrin and water cure all always irritated me.
800mg Motrin will cure a sucking chest wound
Baha “seal on 3 sides and leave one side open “
Does anyone know anything about SMT (search and rescue medical technician)? I have spoken to recruiters and half of them did not even know what the HM-ATF contract was.
Not sure. How do you know about it? Perhaps you could show them what you’re finding and they could tell you if it’s legit or not and if you qualify for it
@@NickVarn it is a corpsman contract. It is on the navy website, I was just looking for someone who knew more in-depth about the pipeline and scores I would need. Or someone who has been in the position. Hopefully one of the special forces recruiters I reached out to can help. Thank you!
@@hannahrasch795 it’s not a SF pipeline you do have to take PFT to get to the school most people do it after there first duty station I haven’t heard of someone pipeline SAR but you might be able to you would have to pass your PFT prior and come in on SAR contract after A school you go through SAR it’s C school
I was a corpsman and flew SAR out of Lemoore NAS in the early 70's. I just looked at the Navy site for this speciality. It's a lot different now than it was back in the day. I went to Corpsman A school in San Diego. I was then sent to Camp Lejeune to undergo FMF training. Then through a stroke of luck Vietnam ended. It allowed me to attend a C school which was Aviation Med School in Pensacola. Most of the the rest of SAR training to be air crew was an OJT type of training. The physical training appears to be much more demanding today. The FMF training made the physical parts of the C school easy. I can tell you though if you are not a very good swimmer forget it. I spent 2-3 hours in a pool everyday of the 12 week C school. The school aspects of this training were more difficult for me than the physical part. It was fast paced and they don't slow down for anyone. You'll end up in the fleet chipping paint if you can't cut it. The physical strength required and swimming ability are very demanding. Unless we go to war again I think this could be a difficult billet to obtain.
@@steveyates1136 I am a swimmer so I am not worried about the swimming aspect. I will dominate in the pool. The only thing I am worried about it the running, I have never been a strong runner and have been training for years. I ship out for boot soon then will go through the pipeline. Thank you for your insight.
If all else fails, drink a bang
Why does his left tape read US Marines, we get the EGA on the pocket but our name tapes are still US Navy
Well they were maybe more had changed than I know about since I retired
HM1 (FMF)
It is puzzling how he describes motrin and changing your socks fixes everything
I’m a Marine.
So if you are a Marine, where is your corpsman, why is he/she doing the safety brief, that was ALWAYS my responsibility
@@docbailey1286 I can’t tell if you’re joking. If not, this video is satire, poking fun at FMF corpsman.
@Nick Varner ok I guess we earned that. But don't forget about your corpsman running up and down the whole Company during a hump, checking every Marines feet
😆 🤣 😂
Hahahahahaha
Fmf 😂😂😂 I
Who gave this dude Gunny sleeves? Horrifying!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣