The Hideous Habsburg Jaw

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  • @dosdoomguy2285
    @dosdoomguy2285 Рік тому +7050

    "Short, lame, epileptic, senile and completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death but repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live." remains one of my favorite quotes of all time.

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck Рік тому

      God: why won't you die!

    • @kaiserklausmouse
      @kaiserklausmouse Рік тому +29

      Timestamp?

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck Рік тому +421

      @@kaiserklausmouse it's not in the video, it was an actual quote

    • @MrPwner911
      @MrPwner911 Рік тому +168

      @@Sumschmuck it was mentioned in Infographics show's video on royal inbreeding as well.

    • @andreas956
      @andreas956 Рік тому +12

      Love the quote, where it's from

  • @albertoelmagon7517
    @albertoelmagon7517 Рік тому +4177

    The face only a mother can love despite being also her sister/cousin

  • @andrewdurand339
    @andrewdurand339 Рік тому +552

    The paintings of Hapsburg were idealized to make them look handsome/beautiful but they still look ugly. Imagine how they actually looked.

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 11 місяців тому +56

      Charles V’s portraits seem idealized (the beard hides his jaw however) but Charles II? He doesn’t look any better at all. I think the 17th century portraits were more accurate than the 16th century ones.

    • @DarlingNikki2
      @DarlingNikki2 11 місяців тому +47

      I keep imagining how they smelled. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @PunishedKrab
      @PunishedKrab 10 місяців тому

      @@DarlingNikki2 ua-cam.com/users/clipUgkx55lawxQzeh3mClWG227Zu6keiwYRjcy1

    • @toomanymarys7355
      @toomanymarys7355 9 місяців тому +32

      The Spanish court painters didn't flatter people as much as the painters of the other noble houses did.

    • @bacongaming7493
      @bacongaming7493 Місяць тому

      Blud got that zesty ahh jaw

  • @Roggor
    @Roggor Рік тому +2454

    I may be misremembering this but wasn't this the king whose autopsy showed one testicle to be 'a shriveled and gnarled walnut, black as coal' and the other 'wholly absent in its entirety'?
    Hard to make heirs when you can't even shoot blanks.

    • @voltageesq.
      @voltageesq. Рік тому +97

      Yep

    • @danisomondi5210
      @danisomondi5210 Рік тому +63

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @felmargego2534
      @felmargego2534 Рік тому

      god rlly said "nope!" and made him infertile to keep him from further inbreeding 💀💀💀

    • @defrozendonut8715
      @defrozendonut8715 Рік тому +26

      Yup

    • @condor2279
      @condor2279 Рік тому +522

      It's a mercy of nature that this line wasn't able to continue.

  • @chrislaurent1137
    @chrislaurent1137 Рік тому +2679

    “Mummy says it’s a strong chin for a strong boy”
    Charles V

    • @garrettsattem4799
      @garrettsattem4799 Рік тому +293

      That Roman numeral 5 is the actual shape of his jaw.

    • @mrpineapple3942
      @mrpineapple3942 Рік тому +61

      @@garrettsattem4799 🤣💀

    • @smokeyplane3285
      @smokeyplane3285 Рік тому +69

      @@garrettsattem4799 the comment and this reply have me dead, how in gods name do yall come up with this 💀

    • @chrislaurent1137
      @chrislaurent1137 Рік тому +1

      @@garrettsattem4799 chin so sharp, you can cut open cans with it

    • @MexicoBall957
      @MexicoBall957 Рік тому +130

      oversimplfied reference

  • @magoichi75
    @magoichi75 Рік тому +2807

    The horrible reality of the giga chad chin.

    • @stixelay1218
      @stixelay1218 Рік тому +68

      ☠️

    • @enkaphalin1111
      @enkaphalin1111 Рік тому +163

      Reality is often disappointing

    • @thechin9241
      @thechin9241 Рік тому +107

      Many sacrifices were made in the pursuit of perfection

    • @CollegeBallYouknow
      @CollegeBallYouknow Рік тому +71

      @@thechin9241 Little did they know you couldn’t manipulate a Gigachad into existence.
      He enters reality on his own accord.

    • @evanevanf4033
      @evanevanf4033 Рік тому +15

      I don’t think “gigs chads” existed back then, go look up ancient/historical artwork and sculptures: everyone seemed to have round or oval faces even the men back then only had oval faces apparently. I don’t think sexual dimorphism in the face didn’t evolve in the human race until very recently like in the seventies in the EARLIEST….

  • @Volundur9567
    @Volundur9567 Рік тому +196

    The Habsburg jaw: A face only a cousin could love.

    • @machovalkarie7896
      @machovalkarie7896 9 місяців тому +7

      Lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂

    • @krishnavyas313
      @krishnavyas313 7 місяців тому +9

      Some times niece and uncle could also love their faces

  • @aburninglandfillofbadmovie2930
    @aburninglandfillofbadmovie2930 Рік тому +593

    I think the saddest aspect of Charles's short life was that he wasn't an imbecile, he knew he was ugly and very different from others. I doubt he had many friends or truly trustworthy servants, and towards his late 20s I suspect Charles knew he wasn't going to live much longer.

    • @georgiafrye2815
      @georgiafrye2815 10 місяців тому +35

      I heard he also drooled and had to have a handkerchief continually available.

    • @user-vh7ks8px3s
      @user-vh7ks8px3s 10 місяців тому +44

      @@georgiafrye2815his tongue was so big he could hardly keep it in his mouth.

    • @robertmiles1603
      @robertmiles1603 10 місяців тому +11

      in his position i think i might not want to

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 9 місяців тому +3

      I think it was Charles V that originally wrote and performed the song “We’re here for a good time (Not a long time)” The group Trooper took a while to decipher what Charles V was singing about.

    • @Joelswinger34
      @Joelswinger34 9 місяців тому +3

      He was mentally challenged.

  • @kevinmackay5233
    @kevinmackay5233 Рік тому +4450

    What hundreds of years of inbreeding does to a bloodline

    • @a7rivera1
      @a7rivera1 Рік тому +306

      What hundredth of yearth of inbreeding doeth to a bloodline

    • @jibril2473
      @jibril2473 Рік тому +62

      Darwin Award

    • @rc7625
      @rc7625 Рік тому +18

      @jibril2473 The perfect award for them, especially in a literal biological sense.

    • @thedirtyhalfdozen4269
      @thedirtyhalfdozen4269 Рік тому +39

      Gotta keepb the bloodline "pure"

    • @ross.2003
      @ross.2003 Рік тому +41

      Sweet Home Alabama

  • @AL-fl4jk
    @AL-fl4jk Рік тому +2622

    To be fair a lot of people liked the Hapsburg jaw. Siblings, mostly.

  • @Selzthal96
    @Selzthal96 Рік тому +991

    Funfact:
    One of the last people to have a rather visible form of the habsburg jaw was Emperor of Brazil, Pedro II (1825 - 1891)
    His mother was Maria Leopoldine of Austria of the house Habsburg-Lothringen

    • @Benjey657
      @Benjey657 Рік тому +148

      I see why he has grown the beard.

    • @halftime919
      @halftime919 Рік тому +40

      Wait what?, Never noticed it in paintings.

    • @winnienguyen4420
      @winnienguyen4420 Рік тому +35

      Yes I was surprised Emperor Franz Joseph didn't get it. His face looked pretty normal.

    • @telcharthegreatsmithofthef7585
      @telcharthegreatsmithofthef7585 Рік тому +60

      @@winnienguyen4420 the famous jaw was only around from around 1440-1700, pedro's jaw probably wasn't linked to that anymore. Also it was not as ubiquitous as is commonly assumed; you can look at the habsburg emperors starting from maximilian I, only about a third of them in that time period had a noticable jaw. While incest certainly was a problem, its effects are nowadays commonly exaggerated. Not every health problem of the kings was due to inbreeding, a lot of it is simply poor standards of medicine at the time.

    • @AE_AnarchistAlexcianEmpire69Bi
      @AE_AnarchistAlexcianEmpire69Bi Рік тому +3

      @@halftime919 Half Life

  • @minhducnguyen9276
    @minhducnguyen9276 Рік тому +270

    Mom says:"You are handsome like a prince"
    The prince:

    • @cchewyy.
      @cchewyy. Місяць тому +1

      😂 oh my

  • @stuff___idontknow2610
    @stuff___idontknow2610 Рік тому +3530

    I love how you gave a mention to the history of inbreeding in the Hawaiian royal families,
    It's not great but it's our history and I'm glad you mentioned it.

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl Рік тому +114

      Didn’t the practice die out before before the overthrow of the monarchy?
      I believe the last queen of Hawaii wasn’t even related to the royals, so I wonder if the practice indeed ended by then.
      Do let me know if you know.

    • @AngryCarMechanic
      @AngryCarMechanic Рік тому +115

      This is the way history is supposed to be viewed. Sure, it's not pretty but I'd rather know it than not know it.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 Рік тому +17

      Wonder why Moana didn't mention anything about it... Kind of shifts my entire perspective of the movie.

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl Рік тому +132

      @@themonsterunderyourbed9408 I’d wager she wasn’t Hawaiian.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 Рік тому +46

      @@Justin-pe9cl
      Moana is Polynesian.
      Hawaii is part of the Polynesian islands.

  • @airplanemaster1
    @airplanemaster1 Рік тому +679

    To keep it polite, the Hapsburg's bloodline could charitably be called the Royal Tumbleweed.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 Рік тому +62

      Family wreath instead of family tree.

    • @notthebees8778
      @notthebees8778 Рік тому +10

      @@GhostBear3067 The ultimate cycle

    • @SnarkyRC
      @SnarkyRC Рік тому +12

      A tree with no branches

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 Рік тому

      Come on, the correct spelling's in the video's title.

    • @airplanemaster1
      @airplanemaster1 Рік тому +5

      @@rosiefay7283
      "The House of Habsburg (/ˈhæpsbɜːrɡ/), alternatively spelled *Hapsburg* in English and also known as the House of Austria is one of the most prominent and important dynasties in European history." - Wiki-Fucking-pedia :)

  • @ivanquiles4903
    @ivanquiles4903 Рік тому +339

    I love how this is recommended to me right after a corrective jaw surgery. It's also funny that I have Spanish heritage and my grandparents were cousins....

    • @teleport1208
      @teleport1208 Рік тому +23

      Ha! I also had corrective jaw surgery for prognathism. As far as I know (and dear god I hope they're not) my parents aren't actually related, it was just a freak coincidence they both had the genes for it.
      Good luck on your recovery, it's a rough surgery to recover from!

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 11 місяців тому +15

      How big is your chin?

    • @thorealparis8959
      @thorealparis8959 10 місяців тому +35

      @@cristhianramirez6939 PLS WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT

    • @NG-gy6iv
      @NG-gy6iv 10 місяців тому +18

      Damn the algorithm clowning on you hard rn

    • @nomercyinc6783
      @nomercyinc6783 10 місяців тому

      that last part is fucking gross

  • @TMIATC
    @TMIATC Рік тому +96

    "To secure bloodlines and keep them pure." That's a very nice way of saying keeping the money in the family at all costs. Even if it means sleeping with your first cousin.

    • @nenisguevaragomez8122
      @nenisguevaragomez8122 10 місяців тому

      Precisely so.

    • @eddtoro
      @eddtoro 10 місяців тому +4

      Of which was very common in the US prior to the 1900s with no Biblical restriction. That is, it is not a sin. And the recent studies done show there is very little difference in genetic deformities than that of strangers. Not saying you should marry your first cousin. Just saying you may not like the facts if you look it up yourself.

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 9 місяців тому +5

      @@eddtoro Little known Canadian fact: The first Prime Minister of Canada John A.McDonald was married to his first cousin, and on the list of who a person can legally marry in Canada, a First Cousin is one of them. (I wonder who had _That_ law passed ?) 🤦‍♂️

    • @thenoobprincev2529
      @thenoobprincev2529 2 місяці тому +2

      Well maybe their cousin was hot🤷‍♂️
      In a more serious way, cousin and intra-family was an incredibly common thing in pre-modern era. It's really not a big deal, unless you keep doing it for multiple generations, in which you would end up like Habsburgs....

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher Рік тому +1464

    It is all fun and games until your family tree is a straight line, glad royals stopped this practice but can you imagine the embarrassment the children must feel

    • @NicholasFoong69
      @NicholasFoong69 Рік тому +158

      🎶"Sweet House Von Habsburg"🎶

    • @genericscout5408
      @genericscout5408 Рік тому +110

      Royals haven't completely stopped the practice. In places like the UK. Or the nobles in places like Germany. They still prefer cousins or other relatives to marry into, who are almost always other nobles.

    • @alsanderandciaran
      @alsanderandciaran Рік тому +19

      @@genericscout5408 Nobles still exist in Germany?

    • @KaiservonKrieger
      @KaiservonKrieger Рік тому +115

      @@alsanderandciaran
      Yes, but it's mostly just titles now. They don't hold any real significant political power

    • @majormiller493
      @majormiller493 Рік тому +12

      @@genericscout5408 bri ish moment

  • @Monothefox
    @Monothefox Рік тому +427

    Let's not forget that the Egyptian rulers were divided over *a lot* of different dynasties that were not related, so the thrown was renewed with new genetic material.

    • @viorp5267
      @viorp5267 Рік тому +41

      yeah there were like 30+ dynasties right? And the new dynasties often married relatives of the prior dynasties to gain legitimacy and considering the dynasties of Egypt were Egyptians, Nubians, Libyans, Assyrians, Mesopotamians and Greeks I presume that helped a bit with the genetic diversity.

    • @melindacadarette3447
      @melindacadarette3447 Рік тому +17

      @@viorp5267 Nah most of the rulers had Egyptian blood in them so certain genes had time to mutate and weaken the next generation even if there were not "pure" Egyptian. Males in particular suffer from this while females did better. It's hard to say since many were stylized in statues and monuments but in general you'd rather be Cleopatra than Tutankamun who was practically disabled making him an easy target for assassination. At least Cleopatra went out on her own terms.

    • @EternalEmperorofZakuul
      @EternalEmperorofZakuul Рік тому +2

      @@melindacadarette3447 guess the gods were still angry for his father's monotheism

    • @intelchip_x86
      @intelchip_x86 Рік тому

      @@EternalEmperorofZakuul you mean imenhotep iv?

    • @denisegroce7135
      @denisegroce7135 11 місяців тому +1

      The majority of those Dynasties were all Africans starting with the very first Dynasty for the exception of the Hyksos, Romans and Greeks (the latter groups were colonists/invaders and shouldn’t even be considered as Dynasties). The Egyptians and Nubians come from the same race, their genetic makeup wouldn’t be drastically different.

  • @akihikosakurai4013
    @akihikosakurai4013 Рік тому +104

    I imagine Charles II looked even more hideous than the paintings of him show. Medieval painters tended to make their subjects look better than they actually looked. This was likely done to ensure the painter wouldn't get beheaded. For example, Robespierre looks normal in his paintings but in reality he was hideous, with pockmarks ridding his face

    • @IrishCarney
      @IrishCarney Рік тому +16

      Not just then. Photos and paintings of Stalin didn't show his pockmarks either. Images of Kim Il-Sung never showed the gigantic disgusting tumor on the right back of his neck, which is why images of him later in life always have his head turned to his right with the viewer being to Kim's left.

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 11 місяців тому +7

      @@IrishCarneyStalin’s official pictures were probably airbrushed but other pictures (such as ones with him alongside Churchill and FDR) were probably very accurate to his true face.

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 11 місяців тому +2

      Robespierre had some facial scarring but there’s no evidence that he was ‘hideously’ (as in his whole face was covered completely) scarred. He wasn’t the most healthy man regardless.

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 7 місяців тому +1

      This wasn’t medieval. It was early modern.

    • @akihikosakurai4013
      @akihikosakurai4013 7 місяців тому

      @@ferretyluv "it was early modern" 🤓🤓🤓 as far as anyone is concerned, medieval times were any time from 1000 ad to the 1700s ad
      1700s was colonial times
      1800s was industrial/imperial times
      1900s was late imperial/pre modern times
      2000s is modern times

  • @cykablyat9526
    @cykablyat9526 Рік тому +179

    as a doctor i actually studied about the dynasty of hasburgs wich was very interesting, these guys had a disease that caused their jaws to grow way too much compared to the rest of their face, and the fact that their upper maxilary had a lack of growth didnt help at all, 33 of of 40 ish members suffered from it, this disease is extremly hard to treat today letalone in the medieval ages, it also affects many people who arent a result of incestuous relations, its called true or anatomic jaw prognatism

    • @cykablyat9526
      @cykablyat9526 Рік тому +39

      @@perseus274 im so confused, excuses for what

    • @HungryLoki
      @HungryLoki Рік тому +36

      @@cykablyat9526 They're probably interpreting your comment about the disease also affecting people with non-incestuous heritage as: "The Habsburgs didn't practice incest."
      People on the internet are weird like that.

    • @egg-iu3fe
      @egg-iu3fe Рік тому +11

      Genetic diseases is often the hardest to cure

    • @cykablyat9526
      @cykablyat9526 Рік тому +17

      @@egg-iu3fe yes, it has a high chance of reappearing even if its treated perfectly

    • @lonewolftech
      @lonewolftech Рік тому

      @@perseus274or you just go get an education.

  • @eloquentia7207
    @eloquentia7207 Рік тому +72

    I read that instead of 64 ancestors the average person would have had, Charles V had only 8.

    • @flickcentergaming680
      @flickcentergaming680 Рік тому +8

      That sounds about right.

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 11 місяців тому +3

      ^ he was the charles I with the horrible jaw thing. charles I of Spain, V of the HRE i think

  • @projectember728
    @projectember728 Рік тому +200

    Imagine having a chin that could hit a home run
    A heart the size of a peppercorn
    And the constant chance of death every second

    • @josefigueroa3930
      @josefigueroa3930 Рік тому

      I would off myself

    • @projectember728
      @projectember728 Рік тому +2

      @@josefigueroa3930 who wouldn’t

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Рік тому +11

      Charles II is one of the cases were not being born at all is the preferable option.

    • @tell-me-a-story-
      @tell-me-a-story- 5 місяців тому +1

      I mean tetnically we all have the constant chance of death every second...
      Not as great of a chance but a chance.

    • @projectember728
      @projectember728 5 місяців тому

      @@tell-me-a-story- aneurysm moment

  • @ucminhvo295
    @ucminhvo295 Рік тому +36

    In Vietnam we have the Trần dynasty whose practiced incest too, early Trần emperors don't have much deformity but later emperors do, they all die painful and sickly.

  • @tereza1959
    @tereza1959 Рік тому +59

    It's kinda poetic that these royal families were so obssessed with keeping all the power and wealth for their own family only that this is what caused their downfall and extinction

  • @layla-8369
    @layla-8369 Рік тому +166

    I knew about Charles II but had no idea Charles I already suffered from the Habsburg jaw! Also very interesting to think how Egypt might have avoided some of the most serious consequences. The info on Hawaii is completely new to me, so thanks a lot!

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Рік тому +28

      Egypt played 4D chess while Hapsburgs were struggling with Checkers.

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 Рік тому +5

      @@concept5631 💀

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Рік тому

      @@mrtrollnator123 Fr

    • @setcheck67
      @setcheck67 11 місяців тому +5

      I wouldn't be surprised given the time period Egypt's pharaohs were in(the BC where most countries didn't even exist yet) that "marrying his sister" was really more about relying on the royal families to support each other in actual rulership. The marriage was just so his sister would have an official position that wouldn't be sacrilegious to the common populations. The funny thing is a game I play "Crusader Kings" I've done exactly this. I married my ruler to a half sister who was slutty in order to obtain an alliance with the other half of the kingdom. Then I just had my ruler become celibate and the slutty sister just so happened to become pregnant on her own, because she was cheating on her brother. Then I just ignored the question of family lineage and welcomed all 4 of the new heirs to the throne that she birthed from randoms she had been breeding with.

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 11 місяців тому

      ​@@setcheck67That's probably hilariously accurate for the region

  • @maritaxi3524
    @maritaxi3524 2 місяці тому +11

    Blud's mewing streak lasted for 38 years. Absolute chad.

  • @TheWeirdWritter
    @TheWeirdWritter Рік тому +50

    Habsburg’s: *start to notice genetic mutation*
    Also Habsburg’s: let’s continue this

  • @bradley163
    @bradley163 Рік тому +251

    I have always had this strange interest in the Hapsburg Jaw and how extreme it became. There aren't a lot of videos on YT which go into depth on it, so it's nice to see your channel package it into a 6 minute video.

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 Рік тому +255

    Henry VIII: So, can I have the French throne like we agreed?
    Charles V: Mmmm... No.
    Henry VIII: What?!
    Charles V: And also, I don't want to marry your ugly daughter anymore.
    Henry VIII: (sputters in confusion) Ugly?! Have you seen your chin?!
    Charles V: *_Mummy says it's a strong chin for a strong boy!_*

  • @DimitrijDimitrij
    @DimitrijDimitrij Рік тому +14

    I love how you just put a silent pause with Charles II’s face on it at the end.

  • @TimidStorm
    @TimidStorm 10 місяців тому +24

    I heard once that Charles’ portrait painter had been kind when he painted that portrait. Charles’ deformities were even worse than what we see.

  • @mdukasa
    @mdukasa Рік тому +44

    your thumbnails are a gift that keeps giving

  • @CloroxBleachCompany
    @CloroxBleachCompany Рік тому +39

    One of the myths that persists even to this day is that royals only marry off their children to make political alliances-but in reality, they are well aware of how inbreeding with immediate family members produces creatures that are hard to look at. Marrying cousins who have been separated from the main branch for two to three generations solved this issue for royal families. Even with the Hapsburgs, other European crowns refused to marry into their family as a check on the juggernaut that the Habsburg kingdom was becoming. Many theorize this was actually the reason Charles V separated the Spanish Crown from the Holy Roman Empire, because he knew other royal families would no longer offer up their own to keep that family alive.

    • @FilipCordas
      @FilipCordas Рік тому

      I am extremely skeptical in regard to 'inbreeding' claim, as most of the 'history' done by the Anglo-Saxons not everyone is at it seems to be embellished propaganda. Spanis Crow had some inbreeding but not much more than other royal families . Just like with the black legend things are way overexaggerate.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 11 місяців тому

      The cousin marriage solved nothing. In fact some genetic tests shown that families who each mixed with cousins for sever generations ended up MORE inbred and with a smaller gene pool than kids literal direct incest. A tiny puddle of people who intermarries so much end up having the same genes anyway.

  • @bvillafuerte765
    @bvillafuerte765 Рік тому +47

    Good video as always, ironically, people wanting to keep their lineage intact directly caused their extinction.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 11 місяців тому +1

      The Crimson Rivers plot twist.

  • @terras6418
    @terras6418 Рік тому +21

    I don't know how I feel about this video. It really feels like a family matter.

  • @DD-fs7pg
    @DD-fs7pg Рік тому +55

    I swear there were tons of Egyptian royale children with deformities, at least the drawings suggested as such

    • @zongballs
      @zongballs 9 місяців тому +1

      One well known example is King Tut who was inbred and very deformed, so i’m quite surprised the video didn’t mention it at all

  • @SpartanJoe193
    @SpartanJoe193 3 місяці тому +7

    Basically mewing before mewing is a thing.

  • @kimanthonyrojasmateo5493
    @kimanthonyrojasmateo5493 Місяць тому +2

    "Habsburg Jaw" sounds like a good name for a punk band.

  • @johnfitzpatrick6544
    @johnfitzpatrick6544 10 місяців тому +14

    The jaw problem originated when a Hapsburg married a princess of Burgundy. So it should really be called the Burgundian Jaw.

  • @657449
    @657449 Рік тому +97

    On another series, the quest for a new monarch for Spain in the 1860’s caused the Franco Prussian war in 1870. Bismarck forged a letter that started the war between France and the German states.

    • @michaelhowell2326
      @michaelhowell2326 Рік тому

      What does that have to do with anything?

    • @657449
      @657449 Рік тому +17

      @@michaelhowell2326 The Spanish deposed their monarchy in the early 19th century probably for this reason. Later they wanted a new monarch and looked for a Noble in another country. I believe that France and Prussia had their favorite candidates and pressured the Spanish. Bismarck forged a letter that insulted the French and the war started. It was one of the videos from Time Ghost.

    • @michaelhowell2326
      @michaelhowell2326 Рік тому

      @@657449 ok. Gotcha.

    • @harizryan7317
      @harizryan7317 Рік тому

      @@657449 aka spanish crown crisis?

  • @kirkdurkadurka
    @kirkdurkadurka Рік тому +52

    Many cases of deformity and inflicted people used to be outcastes but not if you're a royal

  • @willroland7153
    @willroland7153 Рік тому +78

    What’s frightening to me is that we all know that the paintings of these freaks have to severely down play the issues. Those artists had their work cut out to still make them look slightly human .

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 11 місяців тому +14

      Yup, most royal paintings are something between a very flattering Instagram filter and Photoshop on face to completely AI generated image based on description if we use modern equivalents. Realistic paintings are a very recent thing in history in general too, most were stylized on purpose.

    • @toomanymarys7355
      @toomanymarys7355 9 місяців тому +2

      Spanish royal painters weren't like that. Look at Queen Mary painted by a Spanish painters vs by an English court one.

  • @dr.ravinewright5988
    @dr.ravinewright5988 Рік тому +24

    I can imagine the Hapsburg Jaw can be used as a deadly hammer by slamming it on someone's head.

  • @Jace-mf6rv
    @Jace-mf6rv Рік тому +73

    Children born of incest is the saddest abomination you think of. Everyone deserves long healthy lives. Truly a dark time in humanity

    • @cosmicdebris42
      @cosmicdebris42 Рік тому

      Its still happening with the Aristocracy. They are so greedy, they don.t want to share their Cash.

    • @GrosvnerMcaffrey
      @GrosvnerMcaffrey Рік тому

      Not humanity mostly royalty I don't think peasants we're inbred like this

  • @maxlevedgeful
    @maxlevedgeful Рік тому +23

    Kudos for playing "What is the child" while showing that child with that chin.

  • @1982asd
    @1982asd Рік тому +180

    There are three cases in which a large chin occurs: in tall people (probably a side effect of excessive growth hormone at birth), due to Scandinavian origin (this is characteristic of Scandinavians and Germans as well, as they also mixed with each other), and because aristocrats have been compulsorily marrying each other for centuries. sooner or later, the genetic conflicts came out in this form as well
    By the way, it is fashionable today, especially in the USA, to have a bigger chin with plastic surgery
    I have seen a couple Habsburg descendants, but they all have normal chins and looks

    • @MMadesen
      @MMadesen Рік тому +18

      The one who had it in the most severe case died out. The austrian habsburgs werent that inbred. Just to a normal degree for their time.

    • @1982asd
      @1982asd Рік тому +7

      @@MMadesen In the majority of cases, aristocrats married aristocrats in the course of history, but today this is not necessarily fashionable, perhaps they also realized the harmful effects of inbreeding DNA
      Although that red guy in Great Britain Harry made a good choice with that black girl, there was a problem because in this case it is not certain that the joint child will be white and even Queen Elizabeth II, who has since died, was allegedly offended by this, allegedly for this reason as well Harry was partially divorced from the British Royal House
      In the Hofburg Vienna, which has existed since 1279 and is one of the largest Renaissance buildings in Europe, it covers 240,000 square meters, has 18 building sections, 54 staircases, 26 corridors, 19 courtyards and 2,600 rooms. 5,000 people live and work in the complex.
      It's no small experience in live, you seriously feel like a dwarf when you enter the yard and look around

    • @jackwalker3311
      @jackwalker3311 Рік тому +8

      Germanic and Anglo-Saxon people have long, horse-like faces while Slavs have wider jawlines and sport a military buzz cut very often.

    • @MMadesen
      @MMadesen Рік тому +7

      @@jackwalker3311 Anglo Saxon people are germanic.
      And what your saying is of course a very rough generalization. But there is some truth in that.

    • @1982asd
      @1982asd Рік тому

      @@jackwalker3311 The British are a mixed breed, although they classify themselves as "Celts" racially, but in truth, it should be better to look into the DNA to see if there really is a separate Celtic people
      Britain was first occupied by the Vikings, then used by the Romans as a retirement site for aging legionnaires
      There are also a lot of Spanish Catalans and French immigrants, but I have also seen quite a few Italian-looking Britons, and there is also a visible German population in Great Britain
      But it cannot be clearly determined what the "British" origin covers, because there are no external typical identifying marks, as for example with Scandinavians, Italians, Germans, Jews, Dutch people, the issue of race can be clearly identified even on the basis of the face
      There is no such thing as Anglo Saxon: you are British or Irish or Saxon, but the Saxons are German, not British
      Saxony still exists today:
      German province
      Saxony is a province of Germany, its capital is Dresden
      Population: around 4,000

  • @TheAZTory
    @TheAZTory Рік тому +15

    A face only a double-first cousin could love

  • @razorsneck6379
    @razorsneck6379 Рік тому +17

    A true gigachad of his time

  • @CheeseInTheOven
    @CheeseInTheOven Рік тому +19

    the total irony. How they were afraid that if they bred outside their family that their empire would collapse, yet all their families collapsed due to the imbreeding

  • @FourthRoot
    @FourthRoot Рік тому +11

    Inbreeding doesn't exactly cause genetic disorders, it mostly just activates them. If you have a defective gene, it usually isn't a problem since most genes are expressed in two chromosomes. However, if the other copy is also defective you will have a problem because that gene will no longer function at all.
    As such, inbreding doesn't introduce new genetic mutations to the gene pool, but causes the deleterious mutations to manifest.

  • @bluebeard6189
    @bluebeard6189 Рік тому +17

    One thing no one ever seems to touch on. The old philosophy of Mama's baby papa's maybe. So the king and his sister had a child even if she had taken a separate lover in secret the child would still have Royal blood.

  • @pokefan-ix7sh
    @pokefan-ix7sh Рік тому +11

    Prognathism, also called Habsburg jaw or Habsburgs' jaw primarily in the context of its prevalence amongst members of the House of Habsburg, is a positional relationship of the mandible or maxilla to the skeletal base where either of the jaws protrudes beyond a predetermined imaginary line in the coronal plane of the skull. In general dentistry, oral and maxillofacial surgery, and orthodontics, this is assessed clinically or radiographically. The word prognathism derives from the Greek πρό and γνάθος. One or more types of prognathism can result in the common condition of malocclusion, in which an individual's top teeth and lower teeth do not align properly.

  • @The105ODST
    @The105ODST Рік тому +49

    That's what happens if your family line is a Christmas wreath. The jaw must have been so sharp that it could cut a diamond.

  • @Tally-MMall
    @Tally-MMall Рік тому +31

    "Mommy says it's a big strong chin, for a big strong boy!"

  • @clintguia7984
    @clintguia7984 Рік тому +9

    I guess you can call it, the "Dream" chin.

  • @Falkriim
    @Falkriim Рік тому +7

    The thumbnail is art in its purest form

  • @Iragaskd064
    @Iragaskd064 Рік тому +17

    Had to reread the end of that title. My dyslexia was making a fooling out of me again 😆

    • @romeodavis1052
      @romeodavis1052 Рік тому +6

      I read jaw as "jew" which was pretty funny. What did you read it as?

  • @danielc9967
    @danielc9967 Рік тому +18

    Honestly I think this was good, it was essentially democracy by genetics. This way kings didn’t live too long, especially if they were incompetent

    • @Tarik360
      @Tarik360 Рік тому +3

      Delayed Darwin award

    • @Phoenix-616
      @Phoenix-616 11 місяців тому

      I wouldn’t call this a good thing. Royal houses going extinct causes succession crises and wars that usually involve multiple other kingdoms with an interest in who exactly gets the throne. I know this might be a joke, but it’s basically unneeded bloodshed.

    • @nenisguevaragomez8122
      @nenisguevaragomez8122 10 місяців тому

      I guess nature always does the right thing...

  • @fullaregrets5015
    @fullaregrets5015 Рік тому +56

    One of the very few royals in history that deserves pity.

    • @BarbarConan103
      @BarbarConan103 Рік тому +5

      🤓

    • @serafinahart4012
      @serafinahart4012 8 місяців тому +1

      nuh uh he forced a child to strip and have a portrait of her hung up in court cuz she was fat and made her a jester

  • @normaluser3978
    @normaluser3978 Рік тому +2

    Peasant 1: oh look a Hapsburg
    Peasant 2: no that’s handsome squidward

  • @DarkLorddReviews
    @DarkLorddReviews Рік тому +19

    The Alabamian gigachad chin

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Рік тому +5

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff

  • @robertmiles1603
    @robertmiles1603 3 місяці тому +4

    chadsburg jaw

  • @totalmadnesman
    @totalmadnesman Рік тому +6

    I like that the animations took a good inspiration from the Civ 5 leader screens.
    I did notice it animator, your work has been great ;)

  • @tristinkirby
    @tristinkirby Рік тому +11

    It's not often Hawaii is mentioned so that's cool

  • @HistoricalWeapons
    @HistoricalWeapons Рік тому +89

    Poor guy just want to be left alone and not remembered for what his parents did. Just let him rest in peace

    • @anyoneofus9948
      @anyoneofus9948 Рік тому +35

      He surrounded himself with people that had deformities and spat on them for being freaks and he himself was the biggest one.

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 Рік тому +2

      @@anyoneofus9948did he pay them because aye therapy is just learning to cope

    • @PaladinThizz
      @PaladinThizz Рік тому

      He's dead. Long dead. I doubt he cares

    • @trap4dafu2k0fit
      @trap4dafu2k0fit Рік тому +8

      Simping for royals much?

    • @Vampybattie
      @Vampybattie Рік тому +4

      He was actually really crappy person

  • @otlayr3030
    @otlayr3030 Рік тому +7

    "How can I face my problems when my problem is my face?" - Phillip II

  • @senderk4712
    @senderk4712 Рік тому +6

    The habsburgs were literally dream’s ancestors

  • @karenmindock1898
    @karenmindock1898 Рік тому +8

    Definition of natural Giga chad

  • @neofulcrum5013
    @neofulcrum5013 Рік тому +43

    Will you guys ever cover the history of Guerrilla Tactics?

    • @IrishCarney
      @IrishCarney Рік тому +1

      Mostly just bluff via hooting, chest thumping and stopping right at the end of a charge

    • @SeptemberChild1835
      @SeptemberChild1835 16 днів тому

      Jane Goodall already did.

  • @smtoonworld
    @smtoonworld Рік тому +2

    *Closest we get to a real Crimson Chin.*

  • @adxm_7
    @adxm_7 3 місяці тому +7

    the mewing streak is crazy

  • @OsmnJackpot
    @OsmnJackpot 3 місяці тому +6

    Their Mew Strike is 1,000,000,000!!!

  • @718Insomniac
    @718Insomniac Рік тому +5

    Finally, something to watch that's not political woke bullshit.

  • @willowtan7113
    @willowtan7113 Рік тому +7

    I was very close to not watching this because I wasn't interested in just 8 minutes about a habsburg jaw. Very glad that was not what it was so I wish it was represented the way it deserved in the title. Don't sell yourselves short, you're amazing and don't need weird clickbait!

  • @alanroberson9749
    @alanroberson9749 Рік тому +30

    Very good job fellows!! Congratulations.
    I love how you gave a mention to the history of inbreeding in the Hawaiian royal families.

    • @AnAdorableWombat1
      @AnAdorableWombat1 11 місяців тому +1

      Yep! We polys love sleeping with our relatives! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣😩

  • @legoprince64
    @legoprince64 9 місяців тому +2

    🎶HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN!!🎶

  • @RAAM855
    @RAAM855 Рік тому +6

    It's crazy you can still see that chin today with the modern Hapsburg family.

  • @lohikaarme5582
    @lohikaarme5582 Рік тому +8

    In Germany we say "Reiner Winkler Unterkeifer"

  • @Pangooooo
    @Pangooooo Рік тому +5

    Their family was so Chad they evolved the chin of the Chad

  • @scottpatrick8645
    @scottpatrick8645 Рік тому +2

    Legend has it this is how Jaws was born.

  • @patersul
    @patersul Рік тому

    This brings a smile to my face.

  • @K-Effect
    @K-Effect Рік тому +7

    Not even Mike Tyson could break that jaw

  • @overdriveoutershaxson1837
    @overdriveoutershaxson1837 Рік тому +4

    My name is gwen quagmire and I say giggity

  • @shylapollard5165
    @shylapollard5165 7 місяців тому +1

    American dad needs to do an episode chasing stands and sisters back to them LOL

  • @blankblank3600
    @blankblank3600 Рік тому +4

    educational and fun. great artwork.

  • @Orcermeloveseals
    @Orcermeloveseals 3 місяці тому +5

    Bro took mewing to another level

  • @juancovarrubias2918
    @juancovarrubias2918 Рік тому +4

    Dream Face Reveal Be Like:

  • @DarthSmall352
    @DarthSmall352 Рік тому +2

    bro don't bully Quagmire like that 😭

  • @maryburrell3948
    @maryburrell3948 9 місяців тому

    This is very enlightening.

  • @delta5263
    @delta5263 3 місяці тому +9

    generational mewing streak 💀💀

  • @piediepewbruh
    @piediepewbruh Рік тому +4

    99% sure this guy is dream's ancestor

  • @ironclad1238
    @ironclad1238 Рік тому

    Gotta love the green sleeves in the background

  • @AJDaniels5298
    @AJDaniels5298 6 місяців тому +1

    Ah, now I understand the Crimson Chin and Jay Leno.

  • @Napoleon1814
    @Napoleon1814 3 місяці тому +4

    Didn’t know history figures can mew

  • @SaintJimmy379
    @SaintJimmy379 Рік тому +5

    My family, the klipps definitely practiced inbreeding at a time, hopefully not much, but my mother was terrified at the prospect of ne having a hair lip or club foot.

  • @catguy00
    @catguy00 Рік тому +1

    The music background should be dueling banjos

  • @noc8076
    @noc8076 Рік тому +48

    Kids can learn more from this channel alone then from school.

    • @michaelhowell2326
      @michaelhowell2326 Рік тому +15

      Pay attention closely. Because it's "than" not "then".

    • @grogc6942
      @grogc6942 Рік тому +11

      You're not kidding on that one. I learned nothing about history from school. The focus on names and dates and memorization made it torture. It wasn't until I got interested in some movies like 300 I decided to look up history on my own. Now I can give you a relatively solid history of Greece/Rome/Italy from the bronze age collapse up to the time the Habsburgs got control of the peninsula.
      Its all about how much fun you have while studying and school is the antithesis of fun.

    • @michaelrigoletti2410
      @michaelrigoletti2410 Рік тому +2

      These are far more effective than the regimented manner in which schools teach. Read, Study, Memorize, Test, then brain dump before starting next lesson. It isn't about information retention or skill development, it is about marking a checkbox.

    • @KappaKiller108
      @KappaKiller108 Рік тому

      As a child I remember other kids saying this about UA-cam videos.
      The secret was, all the other kids knew those kids were just dumb so we were like "sure Mike, sure. Just keep watching videos and stop messing up the group project"

    • @SeptemberChild1835
      @SeptemberChild1835 16 днів тому

      No.

  • @7swordquanta459
    @7swordquanta459 Рік тому +14

    Moral of the story: Too much "Sweet Home Alabama" can really mess you up...and your entire bloodline

  • @NathanTarantlawriter
    @NathanTarantlawriter Рік тому +28

    If you travel in the south, in rural areas of the US, you will find towns that are filled with the same kind of face. It varies, but there is sometimes a small town and all the people you see have the same look to them. I suspect you'll find similar incidents all over the US and in other countries in isolated areas that avoid travel and widening their social circles.

    • @u_luv_mulattos1879
      @u_luv_mulattos1879 Рік тому +3

      that would be lake isabella CA

    • @alexanderchenf1
      @alexanderchenf1 Рік тому

      Pomeroy, WA?

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 11 місяців тому +3

      Yeah if it's a small gene puddle to begin with an isolated community will eventually have very little diversity. People knew that since forever hence the taboos. But also, several traditions where young people were basically forced to look for a wide/husband outside the village. And a bunch of traditions related to that.

    • @TheSameYellowToy
      @TheSameYellowToy 10 місяців тому +3

      I've heard a lot of stories of country/small town folk having to double check lineage before asking someone out or having to date exclusively in other towns because they're related to the majority of people in their hometown.