The Hideous Habsburg Jaw

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  • @Alberto_Loza45
    @Alberto_Loza45 Рік тому +4285

    The face only a mother can love despite being also her sister/cousin

  • @andrewdurand339
    @andrewdurand339 Рік тому +690

    The paintings of Hapsburg were idealized to make them look handsome/beautiful but they still look ugly. Imagine how they actually looked.

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 Рік тому +65

      Charles V’s portraits seem idealized (the beard hides his jaw however) but Charles II? He doesn’t look any better at all. I think the 17th century portraits were more accurate than the 16th century ones.

    • @DarlingNikki2
      @DarlingNikki2 Рік тому +58

      I keep imagining how they smelled. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @PunishedKrab
      @PunishedKrab Рік тому

      @@DarlingNikki2 ua-cam.com/users/clipUgkx55lawxQzeh3mClWG227Zu6keiwYRjcy1

    • @toomanymarys7355
      @toomanymarys7355 Рік тому +38

      The Spanish court painters didn't flatter people as much as the painters of the other noble houses did.

    • @bacongaming7493
      @bacongaming7493 6 місяців тому

      Blud got that zesty ahh jaw

  • @dosdoomguy2285
    @dosdoomguy2285 Рік тому +7178

    "Short, lame, epileptic, senile and completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death but repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live." remains one of my favorite quotes of all time.

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck Рік тому

      God: why won't you die!

    • @kaiserklausmouse
      @kaiserklausmouse Рік тому +30

      Timestamp?

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck Рік тому +426

      @@kaiserklausmouse it's not in the video, it was an actual quote

    • @MrPwner911
      @MrPwner911 Рік тому +171

      @@Sumschmuck it was mentioned in Infographics show's video on royal inbreeding as well.

    • @andreas956
      @andreas956 Рік тому +12

      Love the quote, where it's from

  • @Volundur9567
    @Volundur9567 Рік тому +292

    The Habsburg jaw: A face only a cousin could love.

  • @AL-fl4jk
    @AL-fl4jk Рік тому +2659

    To be fair a lot of people liked the Hapsburg jaw. Siblings, mostly.

  • @aburninglandfillofbadmovie2930
    @aburninglandfillofbadmovie2930 Рік тому +631

    I think the saddest aspect of Charles's short life was that he wasn't an imbecile, he knew he was ugly and very different from others. I doubt he had many friends or truly trustworthy servants, and towards his late 20s I suspect Charles knew he wasn't going to live much longer.

    • @georgiafrye2815
      @georgiafrye2815 Рік тому +46

      I heard he also drooled and had to have a handkerchief continually available.

    • @私はクソな中国人です
      @私はクソな中国人です Рік тому +57

      @@georgiafrye2815his tongue was so big he could hardly keep it in his mouth.

    • @robertmiles1603
      @robertmiles1603 Рік тому +11

      in his position i think i might not want to

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 Рік тому +3

      I think it was Charles V that originally wrote and performed the song “We’re here for a good time (Not a long time)” The group Trooper took a while to decipher what Charles V was singing about.

    • @Ariadne76-k3d
      @Ariadne76-k3d Рік тому +6

      He was mentally challenged.

  • @Roggor
    @Roggor Рік тому +2507

    I may be misremembering this but wasn't this the king whose autopsy showed one testicle to be 'a shriveled and gnarled walnut, black as coal' and the other 'wholly absent in its entirety'?
    Hard to make heirs when you can't even shoot blanks.

    • @voltageesq.
      @voltageesq. Рік тому +100

      Yep

    • @danisomondi5210
      @danisomondi5210 Рік тому +66

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @felmargego2534
      @felmargego2534 Рік тому

      god rlly said "nope!" and made him infertile to keep him from further inbreeding 💀💀💀

    • @defrozendonut8715
      @defrozendonut8715 Рік тому +27

      Yup

    • @condor2279
      @condor2279 Рік тому +536

      It's a mercy of nature that this line wasn't able to continue.

  • @Selzthal96
    @Selzthal96 Рік тому +1021

    Funfact:
    One of the last people to have a rather visible form of the habsburg jaw was Emperor of Brazil, Pedro II (1825 - 1891)
    His mother was Maria Leopoldine of Austria of the house Habsburg-Lothringen

    • @Benjey657
      @Benjey657 Рік тому +152

      I see why he has grown the beard.

    • @halftime919
      @halftime919 Рік тому +41

      Wait what?, Never noticed it in paintings.

    • @winnienguyen4420
      @winnienguyen4420 Рік тому +37

      Yes I was surprised Emperor Franz Joseph didn't get it. His face looked pretty normal.

    • @telcharthegreatsmithofthef7585
      @telcharthegreatsmithofthef7585 Рік тому +65

      @@winnienguyen4420 the famous jaw was only around from around 1440-1700, pedro's jaw probably wasn't linked to that anymore. Also it was not as ubiquitous as is commonly assumed; you can look at the habsburg emperors starting from maximilian I, only about a third of them in that time period had a noticable jaw. While incest certainly was a problem, its effects are nowadays commonly exaggerated. Not every health problem of the kings was due to inbreeding, a lot of it is simply poor standards of medicine at the time.

    • @AE_AnarchistAlexcianEmpire69Bi
      @AE_AnarchistAlexcianEmpire69Bi Рік тому +3

      @@halftime919 Half Life

  • @stuff___idontknow2610
    @stuff___idontknow2610 Рік тому +3547

    I love how you gave a mention to the history of inbreeding in the Hawaiian royal families,
    It's not great but it's our history and I'm glad you mentioned it.

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl Рік тому +117

      Didn’t the practice die out before before the overthrow of the monarchy?
      I believe the last queen of Hawaii wasn’t even related to the royals, so I wonder if the practice indeed ended by then.
      Do let me know if you know.

    • @AngryCarMechanic
      @AngryCarMechanic Рік тому +119

      This is the way history is supposed to be viewed. Sure, it's not pretty but I'd rather know it than not know it.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 Рік тому +17

      Wonder why Moana didn't mention anything about it... Kind of shifts my entire perspective of the movie.

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl Рік тому +136

      @@themonsterunderyourbed9408 I’d wager she wasn’t Hawaiian.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 Рік тому +47

      @@Justin-pe9cl
      Moana is Polynesian.
      Hawaii is part of the Polynesian islands.

  • @ivanquiles4903
    @ivanquiles4903 Рік тому +366

    I love how this is recommended to me right after a corrective jaw surgery. It's also funny that I have Spanish heritage and my grandparents were cousins....

    • @teleport1208
      @teleport1208 Рік тому +27

      Ha! I also had corrective jaw surgery for prognathism. As far as I know (and dear god I hope they're not) my parents aren't actually related, it was just a freak coincidence they both had the genes for it.
      Good luck on your recovery, it's a rough surgery to recover from!

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 Рік тому +17

      How big is your chin?

    • @thorealparis8959
      @thorealparis8959 Рік тому +39

      @@cristhianramirez6939 PLS WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT

    • @NG-gy6iv
      @NG-gy6iv Рік тому +19

      Damn the algorithm clowning on you hard rn

    • @nomercyinc6783
      @nomercyinc6783 Рік тому

      that last part is fucking gross

  • @chrislaurent1137
    @chrislaurent1137 Рік тому +2719

    “Mummy says it’s a strong chin for a strong boy”
    Charles V

    • @garrettsattem4799
      @garrettsattem4799 Рік тому +300

      That Roman numeral 5 is the actual shape of his jaw.

    • @mrpineapple3942
      @mrpineapple3942 Рік тому +64

      @@garrettsattem4799 🤣💀

    • @smokeyplane3285
      @smokeyplane3285 Рік тому +68

      @@garrettsattem4799 the comment and this reply have me dead, how in gods name do yall come up with this 💀

    • @chrislaurent1137
      @chrislaurent1137 Рік тому +1

      @@garrettsattem4799 chin so sharp, you can cut open cans with it

    • @MexicoBall957
      @MexicoBall957 Рік тому +135

      oversimplfied reference

  • @cykablyat9526
    @cykablyat9526 Рік тому +190

    as a doctor i actually studied about the dynasty of hasburgs wich was very interesting, these guys had a disease that caused their jaws to grow way too much compared to the rest of their face, and the fact that their upper maxilary had a lack of growth didnt help at all, 33 of of 40 ish members suffered from it, this disease is extremly hard to treat today letalone in the medieval ages, it also affects many people who arent a result of incestuous relations, its called true or anatomic jaw prognatism

    • @cykablyat9526
      @cykablyat9526 Рік тому +40

      @perseus274 im so confused, excuses for what

    • @HungryLoki
      @HungryLoki Рік тому +36

      @@cykablyat9526 They're probably interpreting your comment about the disease also affecting people with non-incestuous heritage as: "The Habsburgs didn't practice incest."
      People on the internet are weird like that.

    • @egg-iu3fe
      @egg-iu3fe Рік тому +11

      Genetic diseases is often the hardest to cure

    • @cykablyat9526
      @cykablyat9526 Рік тому +17

      @@egg-iu3fe yes, it has a high chance of reappearing even if its treated perfectly

    • @lonewolftech
      @lonewolftech Рік тому

      @perseus274or you just go get an education.

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher Рік тому +1476

    It is all fun and games until your family tree is a straight line, glad royals stopped this practice but can you imagine the embarrassment the children must feel

    • @Nicholas_Foong69
      @Nicholas_Foong69 Рік тому +159

      🎶"Sweet House Von Habsburg"🎶

    • @genericscout5408
      @genericscout5408 Рік тому +111

      Royals haven't completely stopped the practice. In places like the UK. Or the nobles in places like Germany. They still prefer cousins or other relatives to marry into, who are almost always other nobles.

    • @alsanderandciaran
      @alsanderandciaran Рік тому +19

      @@genericscout5408 Nobles still exist in Germany?

    • @KaiservonKrieger
      @KaiservonKrieger Рік тому +115

      @@alsanderandciaran
      Yes, but it's mostly just titles now. They don't hold any real significant political power

    • @majormiller493
      @majormiller493 Рік тому +12

      @@genericscout5408 bri ish moment

  • @minhducnguyen9276
    @minhducnguyen9276 Рік тому +301

    Mom says:"You are handsome like a prince"
    The prince:

    • @cchewyy.
      @cchewyy. 6 місяців тому +3

      😂 oh my

  • @kevinmackay5233
    @kevinmackay5233 Рік тому +4464

    What hundreds of years of inbreeding does to a bloodline

    • @a7rivera1
      @a7rivera1 Рік тому +307

      What hundredth of yearth of inbreeding doeth to a bloodline

    • @jibril2473
      @jibril2473 Рік тому +64

      Darwin Award

    • @rc7625
      @rc7625 Рік тому +19

      @jibril2473 The perfect award for them, especially in a literal biological sense.

    • @thedirtyhalfdozen4269
      @thedirtyhalfdozen4269 Рік тому +42

      Gotta keepb the bloodline "pure"

    • @ross.2003
      @ross.2003 Рік тому +44

      Sweet Home Alabama

  • @akihikosakurai4013
    @akihikosakurai4013 Рік тому +123

    I imagine Charles II looked even more hideous than the paintings of him show. Medieval painters tended to make their subjects look better than they actually looked. This was likely done to ensure the painter wouldn't get beheaded. For example, Robespierre looks normal in his paintings but in reality he was hideous, with pockmarks ridding his face

    • @IrishCarney
      @IrishCarney Рік тому +19

      Not just then. Photos and paintings of Stalin didn't show his pockmarks either. Images of Kim Il-Sung never showed the gigantic disgusting tumor on the right back of his neck, which is why images of him later in life always have his head turned to his right with the viewer being to Kim's left.

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 Рік тому +10

      @@IrishCarneyStalin’s official pictures were probably airbrushed but other pictures (such as ones with him alongside Churchill and FDR) were probably very accurate to his true face.

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 Рік тому +3

      Robespierre had some facial scarring but there’s no evidence that he was ‘hideously’ (as in his whole face was covered completely) scarred. He wasn’t the most healthy man regardless.

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv Рік тому +1

      This wasn’t medieval. It was early modern.

    • @akihikosakurai4013
      @akihikosakurai4013 Рік тому +1

      @@ferretyluv "it was early modern" 🤓🤓🤓 as far as anyone is concerned, medieval times were any time from 1000 ad to the 1700s ad
      1700s was colonial times
      1800s was industrial/imperial times
      1900s was late imperial/pre modern times
      2000s is modern times

  • @magoichi75
    @magoichi75 Рік тому +2967

    The horrible reality of the giga chad chin.

    • @stixelay1218
      @stixelay1218 Рік тому +72

      ☠️

    • @enkaphalin1111
      @enkaphalin1111 Рік тому +167

      Reality is often disappointing

    • @thechin9241
      @thechin9241 Рік тому +108

      Many sacrifices were made in the pursuit of perfection

    • @CollegeBallYouknow
      @CollegeBallYouknow Рік тому +73

      @@thechin9241 Little did they know you couldn’t manipulate a Gigachad into existence.
      He enters reality on his own accord.

    • @evanevanf4033
      @evanevanf4033 Рік тому +15

      I don’t think “gigs chads” existed back then, go look up ancient/historical artwork and sculptures: everyone seemed to have round or oval faces even the men back then only had oval faces apparently. I don’t think sexual dimorphism in the face didn’t evolve in the human race until very recently like in the seventies in the EARLIEST….

  • @TMIATC
    @TMIATC Рік тому +118

    "To secure bloodlines and keep them pure." That's a very nice way of saying keeping the money in the family at all costs. Even if it means sleeping with your first cousin.

    • @nenisguevaragomez8122
      @nenisguevaragomez8122 Рік тому

      Precisely so.

    • @eddtoro
      @eddtoro Рік тому +5

      Of which was very common in the US prior to the 1900s with no Biblical restriction. That is, it is not a sin. And the recent studies done show there is very little difference in genetic deformities than that of strangers. Not saying you should marry your first cousin. Just saying you may not like the facts if you look it up yourself.

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 Рік тому +5

      @@eddtoro Little known Canadian fact: The first Prime Minister of Canada John A.McDonald was married to his first cousin, and on the list of who a person can legally marry in Canada, a First Cousin is one of them. (I wonder who had _That_ law passed ?) 🤦‍♂️

    • @thenoobprincev2529
      @thenoobprincev2529 7 місяців тому +2

      Well maybe their cousin was hot🤷‍♂️
      In a more serious way, cousin and intra-family was an incredibly common thing in pre-modern era. It's really not a big deal, unless you keep doing it for multiple generations, in which you would end up like Habsburgs....

  • @Monothefox
    @Monothefox Рік тому +437

    Let's not forget that the Egyptian rulers were divided over *a lot* of different dynasties that were not related, so the thrown was renewed with new genetic material.

    • @viorp5267
      @viorp5267 Рік тому +42

      yeah there were like 30+ dynasties right? And the new dynasties often married relatives of the prior dynasties to gain legitimacy and considering the dynasties of Egypt were Egyptians, Nubians, Libyans, Assyrians, Mesopotamians and Greeks I presume that helped a bit with the genetic diversity.

    • @melindacadarette3447
      @melindacadarette3447 Рік тому +17

      @@viorp5267 Nah most of the rulers had Egyptian blood in them so certain genes had time to mutate and weaken the next generation even if there were not "pure" Egyptian. Males in particular suffer from this while females did better. It's hard to say since many were stylized in statues and monuments but in general you'd rather be Cleopatra than Tutankamun who was practically disabled making him an easy target for assassination. At least Cleopatra went out on her own terms.

    • @EternalEmperorofZakuul
      @EternalEmperorofZakuul Рік тому +2

      @@melindacadarette3447 guess the gods were still angry for his father's monotheism

    • @intelchip_x86
      @intelchip_x86 Рік тому

      @@EternalEmperorofZakuul you mean imenhotep iv?

    • @denisegroce7135
      @denisegroce7135 Рік тому +1

      The majority of those Dynasties were all Africans starting with the very first Dynasty for the exception of the Hyksos, Romans and Greeks (the latter groups were colonists/invaders and shouldn’t even be considered as Dynasties). The Egyptians and Nubians come from the same race, their genetic makeup wouldn’t be drastically different.

  • @layla-8369
    @layla-8369 Рік тому +172

    I knew about Charles II but had no idea Charles I already suffered from the Habsburg jaw! Also very interesting to think how Egypt might have avoided some of the most serious consequences. The info on Hawaii is completely new to me, so thanks a lot!

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Рік тому +29

      Egypt played 4D chess while Hapsburgs were struggling with Checkers.

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 Рік тому +5

      @@concept5631 💀

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Рік тому

      @@mrtrollnator123 Fr

    • @setcheck67
      @setcheck67 Рік тому +5

      I wouldn't be surprised given the time period Egypt's pharaohs were in(the BC where most countries didn't even exist yet) that "marrying his sister" was really more about relying on the royal families to support each other in actual rulership. The marriage was just so his sister would have an official position that wouldn't be sacrilegious to the common populations. The funny thing is a game I play "Crusader Kings" I've done exactly this. I married my ruler to a half sister who was slutty in order to obtain an alliance with the other half of the kingdom. Then I just had my ruler become celibate and the slutty sister just so happened to become pregnant on her own, because she was cheating on her brother. Then I just ignored the question of family lineage and welcomed all 4 of the new heirs to the throne that she birthed from randoms she had been breeding with.

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 Рік тому

      ​@@setcheck67That's probably hilariously accurate for the region

  • @airplanemaster1
    @airplanemaster1 Рік тому +687

    To keep it polite, the Hapsburg's bloodline could charitably be called the Royal Tumbleweed.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 Рік тому +63

      Family wreath instead of family tree.

    • @notthebees8778
      @notthebees8778 Рік тому +11

      @@GhostBear3067 The ultimate cycle

    • @SnarkyRC
      @SnarkyRC Рік тому +13

      A tree with no branches

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 Рік тому

      Come on, the correct spelling's in the video's title.

    • @airplanemaster1
      @airplanemaster1 Рік тому +5

      @@rosiefay7283
      "The House of Habsburg (/ˈhæpsbɜːrɡ/), alternatively spelled *Hapsburg* in English and also known as the House of Austria is one of the most prominent and important dynasties in European history." - Wiki-Fucking-pedia :)

  • @maritaxi3524
    @maritaxi3524 8 місяців тому +17

    Blud's mewing streak lasted for 38 years. Absolute chad.

    • @Wolf5xp
      @Wolf5xp 7 місяців тому +1

      😂

  • @bradley163
    @bradley163 Рік тому +253

    I have always had this strange interest in the Hapsburg Jaw and how extreme it became. There aren't a lot of videos on YT which go into depth on it, so it's nice to see your channel package it into a 6 minute video.

  • @eloquentia7207
    @eloquentia7207 Рік тому +80

    I read that instead of 64 ancestors the average person would have had, Charles V had only 8.

    • @flickcentergaming680
      @flickcentergaming680 Рік тому +8

      That sounds about right.

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 Рік тому +3

      ^ he was the charles I with the horrible jaw thing. charles I of Spain, V of the HRE i think

  • @ucminhvo295
    @ucminhvo295 Рік тому +39

    In Vietnam we have the Trần dynasty whose practiced incest too, early Trần emperors don't have much deformity but later emperors do, they all die painful and sickly.

  • @DimitrijDimitrij
    @DimitrijDimitrij Рік тому +19

    I love how you just put a silent pause with Charles II’s face on it at the end.

  • @mdukasa
    @mdukasa Рік тому +44

    your thumbnails are a gift that keeps giving

  • @projectember728
    @projectember728 Рік тому +205

    Imagine having a chin that could hit a home run
    A heart the size of a peppercorn
    And the constant chance of death every second

    • @josefigueroa3930
      @josefigueroa3930 Рік тому

      I would off myself

    • @projectember728
      @projectember728 Рік тому +3

      @@josefigueroa3930 who wouldn’t

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Рік тому +13

      Charles II is one of the cases were not being born at all is the preferable option.

    • @tell-me-a-story-
      @tell-me-a-story- 10 місяців тому +1

      I mean tetnically we all have the constant chance of death every second...
      Not as great of a chance but a chance.

    • @projectember728
      @projectember728 10 місяців тому

      @@tell-me-a-story- aneurysm moment

  • @tereza1959
    @tereza1959 Рік тому +65

    It's kinda poetic that these royal families were so obssessed with keeping all the power and wealth for their own family only that this is what caused their downfall and extinction

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 Рік тому +258

    Henry VIII: So, can I have the French throne like we agreed?
    Charles V: Mmmm... No.
    Henry VIII: What?!
    Charles V: And also, I don't want to marry your ugly daughter anymore.
    Henry VIII: (sputters in confusion) Ugly?! Have you seen your chin?!
    Charles V: *_Mummy says it's a strong chin for a strong boy!_*

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl Рік тому +30

      YES!!! REAL man of culture here!

    • @MikosTurtle
      @MikosTurtle Рік тому +8

      I see you're a man of culture as well

  • @TimidStorm
    @TimidStorm Рік тому +33

    I heard once that Charles’ portrait painter had been kind when he painted that portrait. Charles’ deformities were even worse than what we see.

  • @JustarLad
    @JustarLad Рік тому +55

    Habsburg’s: *start to notice genetic mutation*
    Also Habsburg’s: let’s continue this

  • @terras6418
    @terras6418 Рік тому +23

    I don't know how I feel about this video. It really feels like a family matter.

  • @DD-fs7pg
    @DD-fs7pg Рік тому +58

    I swear there were tons of Egyptian royale children with deformities, at least the drawings suggested as such

    • @zongballs
      @zongballs Рік тому +1

      One well known example is King Tut who was inbred and very deformed, so i’m quite surprised the video didn’t mention it at all

  • @SpartanJoe193
    @SpartanJoe193 8 місяців тому +8

    Basically mewing before mewing is a thing.

  • @CloroxBleachCompany
    @CloroxBleachCompany Рік тому +39

    One of the myths that persists even to this day is that royals only marry off their children to make political alliances-but in reality, they are well aware of how inbreeding with immediate family members produces creatures that are hard to look at. Marrying cousins who have been separated from the main branch for two to three generations solved this issue for royal families. Even with the Hapsburgs, other European crowns refused to marry into their family as a check on the juggernaut that the Habsburg kingdom was becoming. Many theorize this was actually the reason Charles V separated the Spanish Crown from the Holy Roman Empire, because he knew other royal families would no longer offer up their own to keep that family alive.

    • @FilipCordas
      @FilipCordas Рік тому

      I am extremely skeptical in regard to 'inbreeding' claim, as most of the 'history' done by the Anglo-Saxons not everyone is at it seems to be embellished propaganda. Spanis Crow had some inbreeding but not much more than other royal families . Just like with the black legend things are way overexaggerate.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Рік тому

      The cousin marriage solved nothing. In fact some genetic tests shown that families who each mixed with cousins for sever generations ended up MORE inbred and with a smaller gene pool than kids literal direct incest. A tiny puddle of people who intermarries so much end up having the same genes anyway.

  • @pokefan-ix7sh
    @pokefan-ix7sh Рік тому +12

    Prognathism, also called Habsburg jaw or Habsburgs' jaw primarily in the context of its prevalence amongst members of the House of Habsburg, is a positional relationship of the mandible or maxilla to the skeletal base where either of the jaws protrudes beyond a predetermined imaginary line in the coronal plane of the skull. In general dentistry, oral and maxillofacial surgery, and orthodontics, this is assessed clinically or radiographically. The word prognathism derives from the Greek πρό and γνάθος. One or more types of prognathism can result in the common condition of malocclusion, in which an individual's top teeth and lower teeth do not align properly.

  • @657449
    @657449 Рік тому +95

    On another series, the quest for a new monarch for Spain in the 1860’s caused the Franco Prussian war in 1870. Bismarck forged a letter that started the war between France and the German states.

    • @michaelhowell2326
      @michaelhowell2326 Рік тому

      What does that have to do with anything?

    • @657449
      @657449 Рік тому +17

      @@michaelhowell2326 The Spanish deposed their monarchy in the early 19th century probably for this reason. Later they wanted a new monarch and looked for a Noble in another country. I believe that France and Prussia had their favorite candidates and pressured the Spanish. Bismarck forged a letter that insulted the French and the war started. It was one of the videos from Time Ghost.

    • @michaelhowell2326
      @michaelhowell2326 Рік тому

      @@657449 ok. Gotcha.

    • @harizryan7317
      @harizryan7317 Рік тому

      @@657449 aka spanish crown crisis?

  • @1982asd
    @1982asd Рік тому +180

    There are three cases in which a large chin occurs: in tall people (probably a side effect of excessive growth hormone at birth), due to Scandinavian origin (this is characteristic of Scandinavians and Germans as well, as they also mixed with each other), and because aristocrats have been compulsorily marrying each other for centuries. sooner or later, the genetic conflicts came out in this form as well
    By the way, it is fashionable today, especially in the USA, to have a bigger chin with plastic surgery
    I have seen a couple Habsburg descendants, but they all have normal chins and looks

    • @MMadesen
      @MMadesen Рік тому +19

      The one who had it in the most severe case died out. The austrian habsburgs werent that inbred. Just to a normal degree for their time.

    • @1982asd
      @1982asd Рік тому +8

      @@MMadesen In the majority of cases, aristocrats married aristocrats in the course of history, but today this is not necessarily fashionable, perhaps they also realized the harmful effects of inbreeding DNA
      Although that red guy in Great Britain Harry made a good choice with that black girl, there was a problem because in this case it is not certain that the joint child will be white and even Queen Elizabeth II, who has since died, was allegedly offended by this, allegedly for this reason as well Harry was partially divorced from the British Royal House
      In the Hofburg Vienna, which has existed since 1279 and is one of the largest Renaissance buildings in Europe, it covers 240,000 square meters, has 18 building sections, 54 staircases, 26 corridors, 19 courtyards and 2,600 rooms. 5,000 people live and work in the complex.
      It's no small experience in live, you seriously feel like a dwarf when you enter the yard and look around

    • @jackwalker3311
      @jackwalker3311 Рік тому +9

      Germanic and Anglo-Saxon people have long, horse-like faces while Slavs have wider jawlines and sport a military buzz cut very often.

    • @MMadesen
      @MMadesen Рік тому +8

      @@jackwalker3311 Anglo Saxon people are germanic.
      And what your saying is of course a very rough generalization. But there is some truth in that.

    • @1982asd
      @1982asd Рік тому

      @@jackwalker3311 The British are a mixed breed, although they classify themselves as "Celts" racially, but in truth, it should be better to look into the DNA to see if there really is a separate Celtic people
      Britain was first occupied by the Vikings, then used by the Romans as a retirement site for aging legionnaires
      There are also a lot of Spanish Catalans and French immigrants, but I have also seen quite a few Italian-looking Britons, and there is also a visible German population in Great Britain
      But it cannot be clearly determined what the "British" origin covers, because there are no external typical identifying marks, as for example with Scandinavians, Italians, Germans, Jews, Dutch people, the issue of race can be clearly identified even on the basis of the face
      There is no such thing as Anglo Saxon: you are British or Irish or Saxon, but the Saxons are German, not British
      Saxony still exists today:
      German province
      Saxony is a province of Germany, its capital is Dresden
      Population: around 4,000

  • @kirkdurkadurka
    @kirkdurkadurka Рік тому +53

    Many cases of deformity and inflicted people used to be outcastes but not if you're a royal

  • @fullaregrets5015
    @fullaregrets5015 Рік тому +58

    One of the very few royals in history that deserves pity.

    • @BarbarConan103
      @BarbarConan103 Рік тому +5

      🤓

    • @serafinahart4012
      @serafinahart4012 Рік тому +1

      nuh uh he forced a child to strip and have a portrait of her hung up in court cuz she was fat and made her a jester

  • @willowtan7113
    @willowtan7113 Рік тому +8

    I was very close to not watching this because I wasn't interested in just 8 minutes about a habsburg jaw. Very glad that was not what it was so I wish it was represented the way it deserved in the title. Don't sell yourselves short, you're amazing and don't need weird clickbait!

  • @totalmadnesman
    @totalmadnesman Рік тому +6

    I like that the animations took a good inspiration from the Civ 5 leader screens.
    I did notice it animator, your work has been great ;)

  • @alanroberson9749
    @alanroberson9749 Рік тому +30

    Very good job fellows!! Congratulations.
    I love how you gave a mention to the history of inbreeding in the Hawaiian royal families.

    • @AnAdorableWombat1
      @AnAdorableWombat1 Рік тому +1

      Yep! We polys love sleeping with our relatives! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣😩

  • @razorsneck6379
    @razorsneck6379 Рік тому +17

    A true gigachad of his time

  • @RealMatthewUlrich
    @RealMatthewUlrich Рік тому +17

    A face only a double-first cousin could love

  • @bluebeard6189
    @bluebeard6189 Рік тому +17

    One thing no one ever seems to touch on. The old philosophy of Mama's baby papa's maybe. So the king and his sister had a child even if she had taken a separate lover in secret the child would still have Royal blood.

  • @maxlevedgeful
    @maxlevedgeful Рік тому +24

    Kudos for playing "What is the child" while showing that child with that chin.

  • @johnfitzpatrick6544
    @johnfitzpatrick6544 Рік тому +15

    The jaw problem originated when a Hapsburg married a princess of Burgundy. So it should really be called the Burgundian Jaw.

  • @FourthRoot
    @FourthRoot Рік тому +12

    Inbreeding doesn't exactly cause genetic disorders, it mostly just activates them. If you have a defective gene, it usually isn't a problem since most genes are expressed in two chromosomes. However, if the other copy is also defective you will have a problem because that gene will no longer function at all.
    As such, inbreding doesn't introduce new genetic mutations to the gene pool, but causes the deleterious mutations to manifest.

    • @Anonymous-df8it
      @Anonymous-df8it 2 місяці тому +1

      "...If you have a defective gene, it usually isn't a problem since most genes are expressed in two chromosomes." This was also why his sister wasn't as badly affected despite having the same inbreeding coefficient as him

  • @willroland7153
    @willroland7153 Рік тому +78

    What’s frightening to me is that we all know that the paintings of these freaks have to severely down play the issues. Those artists had their work cut out to still make them look slightly human .

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Рік тому +14

      Yup, most royal paintings are something between a very flattering Instagram filter and Photoshop on face to completely AI generated image based on description if we use modern equivalents. Realistic paintings are a very recent thing in history in general too, most were stylized on purpose.

    • @toomanymarys7355
      @toomanymarys7355 Рік тому +2

      Spanish royal painters weren't like that. Look at Queen Mary painted by a Spanish painters vs by an English court one.

  • @dr.ravinewright5988
    @dr.ravinewright5988 Рік тому +26

    I can imagine the Hapsburg Jaw can be used as a deadly hammer by slamming it on someone's head.

  • @CheeseDudInTheOven
    @CheeseDudInTheOven Рік тому +21

    the total irony. How they were afraid that if they bred outside their family that their empire would collapse, yet all their families collapsed due to the imbreeding

  • @Iragaskd064
    @Iragaskd064 Рік тому +18

    Had to reread the end of that title. My dyslexia was making a fooling out of me again 😆

    • @romeodavis1052
      @romeodavis1052 Рік тому +6

      I read jaw as "jew" which was pretty funny. What did you read it as?

  • @normaluser3978
    @normaluser3978 Рік тому +2

    Peasant 1: oh look a Hapsburg
    Peasant 2: no that’s handsome squidward

  • @Jace-mf6rv
    @Jace-mf6rv Рік тому +74

    Children born of incest is the saddest abomination you think of. Everyone deserves long healthy lives. Truly a dark time in humanity

    • @cosmicdebris42
      @cosmicdebris42 Рік тому

      Its still happening with the Aristocracy. They are so greedy, they don.t want to share their Cash.

    • @GrosvnerMcaffrey
      @GrosvnerMcaffrey Рік тому

      Not humanity mostly royalty I don't think peasants we're inbred like this

  • @Tally-MMall
    @Tally-MMall Рік тому +32

    "Mommy says it's a big strong chin, for a big strong boy!"

  • @smtoonworld
    @smtoonworld Рік тому +2

    *Closest we get to a real Crimson Chin.*

  • @The105ODST
    @The105ODST Рік тому +50

    That's what happens if your family line is a Christmas wreath. The jaw must have been so sharp that it could cut a diamond.

  • @shylapollard5165
    @shylapollard5165 Рік тому +2

    American dad needs to do an episode chasing stands and sisters back to them LOL

  • @tristinkirby
    @tristinkirby Рік тому +10

    It's not often Hawaii is mentioned so that's cool

  • @gabe_s_videos
    @gabe_s_videos Рік тому +1

    It's insane the lengths some people will go to just to maintain some semblance of superiority over others.

    • @Danpungip
      @Danpungip 8 місяців тому

      Cause by insecurity probably

    • @gabe_s_videos
      @gabe_s_videos 8 місяців тому

      @@Danpungip It's absolutely insecurity.
      "Get them before they get me."

  • @danielc9967
    @danielc9967 Рік тому +19

    Honestly I think this was good, it was essentially democracy by genetics. This way kings didn’t live too long, especially if they were incompetent

    • @Tarik360
      @Tarik360 Рік тому +4

      Delayed Darwin award

    • @Phoenix-616
      @Phoenix-616 Рік тому

      I wouldn’t call this a good thing. Royal houses going extinct causes succession crises and wars that usually involve multiple other kingdoms with an interest in who exactly gets the throne. I know this might be a joke, but it’s basically unneeded bloodshed.

    • @nenisguevaragomez8122
      @nenisguevaragomez8122 Рік тому

      I guess nature always does the right thing...

  • @NathanTarantlawriter
    @NathanTarantlawriter Рік тому +28

    If you travel in the south, in rural areas of the US, you will find towns that are filled with the same kind of face. It varies, but there is sometimes a small town and all the people you see have the same look to them. I suspect you'll find similar incidents all over the US and in other countries in isolated areas that avoid travel and widening their social circles.

    • @u_luv_mulattos1879
      @u_luv_mulattos1879 Рік тому +3

      that would be lake isabella CA

    • @alexanderchenf1
      @alexanderchenf1 Рік тому

      Pomeroy, WA?

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Рік тому +3

      Yeah if it's a small gene puddle to begin with an isolated community will eventually have very little diversity. People knew that since forever hence the taboos. But also, several traditions where young people were basically forced to look for a wide/husband outside the village. And a bunch of traditions related to that.

    • @TheSameYellowToy
      @TheSameYellowToy Рік тому +3

      I've heard a lot of stories of country/small town folk having to double check lineage before asking someone out or having to date exclusively in other towns because they're related to the majority of people in their hometown.

  • @neofulcrum5013
    @neofulcrum5013 Рік тому +42

    Will you guys ever cover the history of Guerrilla Tactics?

    • @IrishCarney
      @IrishCarney Рік тому +1

      Mostly just bluff via hooting, chest thumping and stopping right at the end of a charge

    • @SeptemberChild1835
      @SeptemberChild1835 5 місяців тому

      Jane Goodall already did.

  • @otlayr3030
    @otlayr3030 Рік тому +7

    "How can I face my problems when my problem is my face?" - Phillip II

  • @DarkLorddReviews
    @DarkLorddReviews Рік тому +20

    The Alabamian gigachad chin

  • @robertmiles1603
    @robertmiles1603 8 місяців тому +5

    chadsburg jaw

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Рік тому +5

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff

  • @bunnypiggy6681
    @bunnypiggy6681 3 місяці тому +2

    5:58 bro looks like he’s about to jumpscare me 😭🙏🙏🙏

  • @karenmindock1898
    @karenmindock1898 Рік тому +8

    Definition of natural Giga chad

  • @SaintJimmy379
    @SaintJimmy379 Рік тому +5

    My family, the klipps definitely practiced inbreeding at a time, hopefully not much, but my mother was terrified at the prospect of ne having a hair lip or club foot.

  • @RAAM855
    @RAAM855 Рік тому +6

    It's crazy you can still see that chin today with the modern Hapsburg family.

  • @clintguia7984
    @clintguia7984 Рік тому +9

    I guess you can call it, the "Dream" chin.

  • @adxm_7
    @adxm_7 9 місяців тому +8

    the mewing streak is crazy

  • @K-Effect
    @K-Effect Рік тому +8

    Not even Mike Tyson could break that jaw

  • @kimanthonyrojasmateo5493
    @kimanthonyrojasmateo5493 6 місяців тому +2

    "Habsburg Jaw" sounds like a good name for a punk band.

  • @senderk4712
    @senderk4712 Рік тому +6

    The habsburgs were literally dream’s ancestors

  • @Lapeno456
    @Lapeno456 Рік тому

    Yea i noticed how you used the Civ 5 Kamehameha background for 1:48 and 2:49 great job lmao

  • @eddtoro
    @eddtoro Рік тому +3

    For the sake of accuracy, I must mention here that late studies in the 20th century have revealed that the chance of genetic deformity among marriage with first cousins is no different than a woman over 40 having children with a stranger. The science has shown that with third cousin marriage, there is no risk of genetic defects and they then to stay married longer and have more children. Furthermore, in the US where a large portion of cousin marriage taboos are found, prior to the 1900s, 10 percent of marriages were among cousins. When we see genetic deformities, we often do not see it was among cousin marriage but instead, among ordinary strangers. Also, for those who do believe in the Bible, there is no Biblical restriction against cousin marriage. Mary and Joseph were cousins. I mention this just as facts you can research yourself. Take what you like and leave what you don't. No amount of facts will stop pre-learned prejudices.

  • @L3GHO5T
    @L3GHO5T Рік тому +1

    A jawline like that is gigachad

  • @SonicCartoon
    @SonicCartoon Рік тому +9

    "Short, lame, epileptic, senile and completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death but repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live." remains one of my favorite quotes of all time.
    😊😊

  • @LordCristianWaters
    @LordCristianWaters Рік тому +1

    This is why marrying Nobility families were important for Royals. I have Habsburgs through both parents (Paternal line - Gerardi ancient Royal/Nobility of Carthage - Italian nobility from the Kingdoms of Venice and Naples, Maternal line - Greek nobility families of Petrocochino/Mavrocordatos). The problem is slightly in the Royal Bourbons who they intermarried frequently with Hapsburgs. Many Nobility families do have a power to become Royal rulers.

  • @OsmnJackpot
    @OsmnJackpot 8 місяців тому +7

    Their Mew Strike is 1,000,000,000!!!

    • @SeptemberChild1835
      @SeptemberChild1835 5 місяців тому

      HA HA HA!!! Another Trump joke??? LOL. 😃🌈🌈

  • @ironclad1238
    @ironclad1238 Рік тому

    Gotta love the green sleeves in the background

  • @Idontknowhowtomakegrilledchees
    @Idontknowhowtomakegrilledchees 8 місяців тому +8

    Bro mewed too much

  • @1joshjosh1
    @1joshjosh1 Рік тому +1

    I have a 12-" Willie woo woo.
    I consider it my deformity.
    🤣

  • @SAMAYDOSTDAR
    @SAMAYDOSTDAR Рік тому +11

    Alabama is proud of you 👏

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen Рік тому +1

      Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are also proud of the Habsburg family.

  • @toscadonna
    @toscadonna Рік тому

    My Mom had one date with a Hapsburg in Vienna when she was studying piano there in the 1960s.

  • @lohikaarme5582
    @lohikaarme5582 Рік тому +8

    In Germany we say "Reiner Winkler Unterkeifer"

    • @habück
      @habück Рік тому +1

      *Ruiner Winkler Ogerkeifer

  • @patersul
    @patersul Рік тому

    This brings a smile to my face.

  • @7swordquanta459
    @7swordquanta459 Рік тому +15

    Moral of the story: Too much "Sweet Home Alabama" can really mess you up...and your entire bloodline

  • @scottpatrick8645
    @scottpatrick8645 Рік тому +2

    Legend has it this is how Jaws was born.

  • @Anonimo-sg3cs
    @Anonimo-sg3cs Рік тому +8

    Good video 👏🏻 but, why don’t you speak about the problems of Henry VIII or Elizabeth I? The weird and exotic is always the spanish monarchy 😅

    • @murrayterry834
      @murrayterry834 Рік тому +3

      queen Victoria's grandchildren too.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Рік тому

      ​@@murrayterry834were they the ones who had haemophilia? Eventually irrelevant since they were all shot anyway but the russian royal family were related to Victoria, they were Germans inbred so much their kid couldn't get his blood to close and heal. Hence the Rasputin story.

  • @destryparker9696
    @destryparker9696 Рік тому +1

    The family tree ended up being a bare stick, but the root ball was huge!

  • @The-official-knudschannel
    @The-official-knudschannel Рік тому +4

    Has one UA-camr once said: “and with a chin that could hit a home run”

  • @miko3895
    @miko3895 Рік тому +1

    Jay Leno's , grandpa! May look funny, but ladies...! Oh ohh so wild in the sack!

  • @blankblank3600
    @blankblank3600 Рік тому +4

    educational and fun. great artwork.

  • @catguy00
    @catguy00 Рік тому +1

    The music background should be dueling banjos

  • @Pangooooo
    @Pangooooo Рік тому +5

    Their family was so Chad they evolved the chin of the Chad