"For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work..... use more gun." - The Engineer
Hey Look buddy I’m an engineer that means I solve problems not problems like what is Beauty because that would fall within the prevue of conundrums of Philosophy I solve practical problems
Evil engineer: use less gun, Hey look enemy, I’m not an engineer, I don’t solve problems,problems like what is Beauty, I don’t solve practical problems
don't use a gun, and if that works, use less gun unlike that, light caliber quadruped big new inverse designed by him, destroyed by him and you best don't hope, actually pointed at you
balast the engineer (my oc) playing this exact song in the overlord kingdom infront of the cone overlord, the cone prince artimis, the cone queen, the cone king, the cone emperror, and the cone guards (Derny's oc's) for 10 hours non-stop
["Meet the Engineer" text appears] [The Engineer is sitting in front of a blue truck, strumming his guitar. The track "More Gun" plays.] Engineer: Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. [A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's head.] Engineer: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. [Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engineer's head.] Engineer: I solve practical problems! [The shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engineer takes a long drink from his beer.] Heavy, offscreen: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? [A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engineer from behind.] Engineer: The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. [Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen.] Someone, offscreen: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!! [A blown-off hand lands at the Engineer's feet, resembling that of the Sniper judging from the glove.] Engineer: Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me. [Engineer kicks the hand off-screen as a level 1 sentry blows it apart.] Engineer: Built, by me. [A level 1 sentry shoots offscreen.] Engineer: And you best hope... [The Engineer's expression darkens, and he grimaces as he stares right at the camera.] Engineer: Not pointed at you. [The shot slowly zooms out, showing the massacre ensuing around the Engineer, while an electric guitar begins to replace the melody of "More Gun".] [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]
Wait why didn't they make this a taunt in tf2, like a loop and you can pick it with the right click, and your sitting on a tool box. Just a thought! cant make it cause im not that talented even with my 7000+ hours of tf2. Can someone make this a taunt?
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
that one dislike is from a spy who got dismembered by dane
soon that dislike will be gone for better or worse
"For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work.....
use more gun."
- The Engineer
Hey Look buddy I’m an engineer that means I solve problems not problems like what is Beauty because that would fall within the prevue of conundrums of Philosophy I solve practical problems
@@Unfunnyscoutmain prActical problems* (the voice crack included)
Evil engineer: use less gun,
Hey look enemy, I’m not an engineer, I don’t solve problems,problems like what is Beauty, I don’t solve practical problems
don't use a gun, and if that works, use less gun
unlike that, light caliber quadruped big new inverse designed by him, destroyed by him
and you best don't hope, actually pointed at you
imagine sitting on a farmhouse porch while drinking some ginger ale and watching the sunset.
peek vibing
Pure Stereotypical Southern Countryside
When your sentry is level 6 instead of the normal 3
What would that look like
There is no more bullets. It would only be firing rockets rapidly..
@@thatredspy7809 lasers*
@@foxy4851inactive Ultra Massive Automatic Railgun Cannon*
500 hp
When your 2fort engie upgrades his sentry to level 4
I approve of this.
Thank you very much sir!
:flushed:
@@Gurt013 by any chance do you wear a gray gibus on your spy or smth like that?
@@dekrad5847 I only have pink gibus
@@Gurt013 hmm maybe indeed it was pink, you played on harvest today?
"sentry going up" *thunk thunk thunk* "AHHH" it's perfect
Darn spy!
me half the time as enigner: ah yes, die trash
the other half of the time : THE HELL IS MY TEAM DOING
Ikr, sometimes my team just hands their backs over to the spys.
When someone destroys your sentry: *YOU'VE YEED YOUR LAST HAW*
im in a game with 7 fucking engis
When you break a spy’s sapper and kill him
Thanks for the Heart!!!! I appreciate it
@@Altcoto Finally a guy who appriaciate someone hearting thier comment.
You are a kind man.
But you was pyro
You know, now that I think about it... More gun equals more bullets. I wasn't aware of such information, but now, I know.
I'm an engineer, I solve practical problems.
I’m an engineer, I solve practical problems.
*sentry intensifies*
balast the engineer (my oc) playing this exact song in the overlord kingdom infront of the cone overlord, the cone prince artimis, the cone queen, the cone king, the cone emperror, and the cone guards (Derny's oc's) for 10 hours non-stop
Cone moment
this is better than living life for 10 hours
uncle dane when someone critisizes engineer.
My honesst reaction when the soy forgot to put on a diguise then use a sapper
beautiful it brings tears to my eyes
finally, now i can listen to this for longer without looping it
you don't loop it? heretic
@@themaidenlesswretch7819 i don't want to hear an ad every time it loops over
@@TheAverageUser678 ad blocker lmao, also yes, im 2 years late.
@@KotteKumar im even more late 👍
@itaunton2fortbarrels im even later 👍
The lvl 3 sentry would decimate entire armies in real life. And this would be playing on the battlefied: 0:55
Hey look buddy , I'm an Engineer
and if that don't work, use more gun
Not problems like what is beauty
I'm the spy
@@spy2265 oh no they're a spah
["Meet the Engineer" text appears]
[The Engineer is sitting in front of a blue truck, strumming his guitar. The track "More Gun" plays.]
Engineer: Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems.
[A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's head.]
Engineer: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
[Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engineer's head.]
Engineer: I solve practical problems!
[The shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engineer takes a long drink from his beer.]
Heavy, offscreen: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? [A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engineer from behind.]
Engineer: The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
[Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen.]
Someone, offscreen: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!!
[A blown-off hand lands at the Engineer's feet, resembling that of the Sniper judging from the glove.]
Engineer: Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me.
[Engineer kicks the hand off-screen as a level 1 sentry blows it apart.]
Engineer: Built, by me.
[A level 1 sentry shoots offscreen.]
Engineer: And you best hope...
[The Engineer's expression darkens, and he grimaces as he stares right at the camera.]
Engineer: Not pointed at you.
[The shot slowly zooms out, showing the massacre ensuing around the Engineer, while an electric guitar begins to replace the melody of "More Gun".]
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]
Texas law for 10 hours
And you best hope not pointed at you. -engineer
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN:
IN ORDER TO BE LOVED
BEAT THE YOU KNOW WHAT OUT OF YOUR BOSS.
is the most chill music on my life
when you destroy engies sentry this is the boss music you hear getting louder
Then he makes a level 4 sentry
now this is my favorite
This is good TF2 comic reading music.
I play this when I’m in the car sleeping
Wait a minute sometimes not right here
@@memesintensifies8013 Someone replaces his driving position
Ye I know it's a joke
@@soluteserviceshousekeeping8705 I’m 14 bruh.
@@jtobligacion472 lol
perfect for playing engineer
FINALLY.
Perfect song for sleeping.
Thanks partner!
Same
i hit my broken headphones with a wrench and they started working again
"much obliged partner" -engi
i just love this song so thanks for 10h version
I'll give sub
this shit is real music
Finally i can sleep to this
you see i’m an engineer
Thanks you god for bringing this amazing gift from heaven to the ground for us
I shall listen to this for hours!
engineer gaming
ahh yes a masterpiece
Wait why didn't they make this a taunt in tf2, like a loop and you can pick it with the right click, and your sitting on a tool box. Just a thought! cant make it cause im not that talented even with my 7000+ hours of tf2. Can someone make this a taunt?
Like, engi playing this song taunt?
when you finnally kill that spy main that is destryong your nest everytime:
Engineer gaming
ah yes the og giga chad music
made it to 5:00:00
TF2 LIED ABT ENGI CAN BUILD MULTI SENTRIES
one of the most unforgivable moments in the history of gaming
@@dekrad5847 yes...
When you made a sentry nest in 2fort intel room:
Thank you so much!
do u guys know that when u right click u can play the video in infinite loop ...
yea but its cool to see how much u listened to this masterpiece xd
@@dekrad5847 lmao
You get ADs
@@andrewengineering5095 adblock ...
This keeps me com
all i can say is yes
most gun
Makin' bacon
0 dislikes, relatable
It's at least the best music from tf2 for me
Thus is engineer gaming moment
when i find a person that looks like engineer and lives and texas be like:
Idk if its just me this is veary relaxing
how going partner :D (spy)
Even if i am Italian, i still approve it
I can't believe one of the hottest jojos commented >///
You're welcome, sorry for the late reply, also thanks
Ma ciao!
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
54 POV a super villain just walked in some place here
Play at 2x for a sick beat
Buildin a sentreh
Holy shit Jesse pinkman
Wasn't expecting Jesse to be here
I like it so much (I subscribe BTW)
I sleep to this
Im an medic main
Oooooooo yeah
ah
ah
😃👍
my song lol
Oh hey Engine
@@iluzorycznysensegzystencji6805 who engie
@@iluzorycznysensegzystencji6805 just woman
@@Kunomox u were Engie when I commented, but fine, now this is The Average UA-cam Woman's song (:
@@iluzorycznysensegzystencji6805 YEEEEE
Lol
I need roblox id
no
🤌
What in Sam Hill were you thinkin', string-bean?
Teleporter comin' roight up!
Erectin' a dispenser!
when you have 4 sentries placed at once
engineer gaming
Engineer gaming