*”He is a strong anemo fighter not gonna lie”* Lie Detector: *beeeeep* *”strong anemo marksman???”* *beeeeep* *”To be honest.... I came for his thighs”*
@@ajahfrl I was just referring to the fact that Venti is can be mistaken for a female and some people insist that he is female. Sorry that you don’t get the joke I guess.
Last line of the dialogue based on the original short skit (non-verbatim) : Diluc: "Are you willing to have sex with another man in order to get the job?" Venti: "No..." Lie Detector: *beeps* Diluc: "Welcome to the company" 😁
@@SMGSpiritRT No one who dresses like Venti does in the manga is innocent. He's wearing goddess-gear. Couldn't even be a stripper, wouldn't be anything to take off.
@@Dani-pr8wv pls, dont wanna deal w this again. Just wanna kindly ask u to research a bit more. I dont mean anything mean or wish to start anything. Just tiredd XD If you don't like the ship, just ignore it. If u dont want to research, dismiss this. I think u meant it casual so pls dont take this seriously! XD totally get what you mean, just dont want to keep spreading that misinfo. (Sworn brothers yall, as an asian I am rather familiar with the concept and what it could entail, so westerners who dont even bother to research other cultures before screamin saddens me uuuu) Again! Dont wanna start anything or anything! Just,, hopefully u get what i mean. Have a lovely day!
oh my gosh this is brilliant and fits each character so well, I love this so much hahaha may I make an animatic of these characters using the same audio? I’ll give you proper credit for the inspiration ^_^
Great, so that's the one video that was set to private on my "memes for the archive" playlist. It was driving me mad, trying to remember which one was it! Come on, I need that playlist, I can't download everything as soon as I see it, I'd be downloading all day and it'd be out of order, there is a process to everything!
If I'm with Venti and he pulls out a monster energy can, I'm not gonna lie id be equal parts scared and interested. I have 100% faith in my heterosexuality that I can say this.
Me: "Honestly, I'm playing this game because it looks awesome-" *BEEP* Me: "Well, it's awesome AND there are some cute girls in it-" *BEEP* Me: "The guys too-" *BEEP* Me: ".......Just the guys......"
Diluc: "I'm a _flaming_ homosexual"
I see what you did there
Haha i noticed that too
Diluc x Kaeya cannon romance
@@orichalchem ... They are brothers... Adopted actually but still
@@dayy4115 we dont care diluc x kaeya all the way
Brocest XD.
It’s even better that it’s Venti
He's using his wind power to buff it and make it bigger
@@Am-i-Worth-It. are you sure
@@Am-i-Worth-It. lie detector: beep beep
@@Am-i-Worth-It. does anyone vouch for that, venti? de bard
@@Misskinaki ...
Diluc's voice is on point. Sounds just like him.
Ikr!
@@khiminiko but,can he say muda?
@@cahjawa6932 in the japanese version yes
Lisa's voice is perfect also.
@@Kevin-ch1xj the moans...😨
Venti’s eyes looking for those wishes, so he can dodge ‘em
Felt this
"There's a 90% chance you'll get me on your 90th wish." *Beep*
Ehe
@@xiao7320 EHE TA NANDAYO
EAUGHH
Damn venti with his "12inch Stormterror"
holy sword excalbur if you want it to be more disturbing
@@Musicalquest F E S T E R I N G D E S I R E
@@yourdestination6897 why say something so brave yet so weird
@@yourdestination6897 god why
*inhales*
*exhales*
air.
Also, I'm scared of your pfp, it's gonna send me INA trauma.
10 out of 10 for using lisa there
You could reverse diluc and venti and itd still be glorious
If anything it would be more hilarious
it makes sense for diluc to have a 12 incher tho
@@0xVENx0 so he have shown you already
@@ScenScent shown is an understatement
@@0xVENx0 😂😂😅
Now we know why Venti's pants are so puffy.
Big balls need big room😂
guys i checked for ventis "holy sword excalibur"and i can confirn its 1 foot long
my mans be hiding his second flute there
NO SNBDIHD
Lmao 😭
I'm not gay for Venti.
*beep*
*”He is a strong anemo fighter not gonna lie”*
Lie Detector: *beeeeep*
*”strong anemo marksman???”*
*beeeeep*
*”To be honest.... I came for his thighs”*
"I use japanese dub because im more familiar with it"
*beep*
"Ok, I use it for Lisa's voice"
*beep*
"Alright, im fucking gay for Venti"
Venti is also gay
I want to like it but it's exactly at 666 likes *panic*
Venti simps unite
It's ok Diluc, everyone is gay for venti.
did you assume their gender?
haha im jk
Its not even an assume
What
@@dilucragnvindr3085 EXCUSE ME!? I heard everything so why were you so concerned about it?
@Mike Perez Oh shut up
You’re all missing a part:
“Will you not steal from the Dawn Winery supplies?”
“Yes.” *BEEP*
Lie detector proceeds to have a breakdown
I was so disappointed when I found out that venti is a guy
Lie detector 3000: *bzzzzzt*
Is it buzzing because you were ‘disappointed’... or because Venti is a ‘guy’... h m m m
@@vian7175 venti is a guy so it was the disappointed lololol
@@vian7175 He wasnt disappointed.
He wasn't disappointed that Venti is a guy lol.
@@ajahfrl I was just referring to the fact that Venti is can be mistaken for a female and some people insist that he is female. Sorry that you don’t get the joke I guess.
Venti made this body in the image of his dead bard friend so maybe he made some....modification's ;-)
Or maybe...No.....
Do not curse the almighty green boi
It's hard to imagine going from a tiny wind spirit to a Subway foot-long.
It would be interesting to see Venti with that 12 inch cannon. Idk why but I love cute little traps packing some large.....
@@Helldiver96788 *cute little traps?*
Replay button: exists
Me: its free real estate
He looks like he’s about to kill Diluc XD
is that free house?
You know, considering the fact that he's a god, I ain't even surprised.
@Rodrigo E. Gods in mythology are known for having ridiculous proportions.
bzzzt
A shapeshifter god to boot.
I mean, the man turned into a horse and.... well.... anyone who reads even a bit of norse mythos will know
But considering he's still a broke, homeless drunk making music just to get Mora for more alcohol and apples, it *is* a surprise
Last line of the dialogue based on the original short skit (non-verbatim) :
Diluc: "Are you willing to have sex with another man in order to get the job?"
Venti: "No..."
Lie Detector: *beeps*
Diluc: "Welcome to the company" 😁
If it have been put in this scene than it would be glorious
@@acapraichu4879 but that could quit the innocence of Venti here. Or at least the good mood and humble manner of him xD
oh my god, thanks for this 😂
@@SMGSpiritRT He ain’t innocent lol, we know
@@SMGSpiritRT No one who dresses like Venti does in the manga is innocent. He's wearing goddess-gear. Couldn't even be a stripper, wouldn't be anything to take off.
can we talk about how diluc is playing sims 3 at his office, idk about yall but thats goals
So that’s what he’s doing when he was still captain in the knights of favonius
bet he got violence mods
@@chongyuniceiclelover3954 bet he has basement drug mods
@@jesshiidoe yes he does i checked i also do though
@@jesshiidoe and its basemental drugs :,)
Me: "Genshin Impact, oh yeah that TV show."
My friend: "Isn't it a game?"
Me: "No...No, TV show."
*beep*
@@rinakatsuki2801 it took me a day to finally get your joke, goddamn
@@alexbel8944 then help me!
@@n0nenone its a counter joke whereby directly after my quoted text ("No...No, TV show") the lie detector beeps
One thousand likes... I ruined it
1:09 I have a weak spot for Venti 😫✋ I started smiling when he smirked-
Same-
I'm playing the game happily with my four stars, I couldn't care less about not getting Venti.
_beep_
Grass is green
Wait what
@Lhasa Morin SAME 😭
@Lhasa Morin SAME 💔💔💔
Really, though. Kleee is definitely my favorite character.
*BEEEEP!*
Okay, fine! It's Venti!
venti tell us your secret ._.
What secret? :0
You know... The 12 inch that
Lol
@@YutaOkkotsu3-7 PINGAS
@@thatidiotwhosayshelloinhor4071 I wonder how long Jonathan Joestar's, cuz Giorno's mom doesn't even mind if Dio is a vampire..
@@YutaOkkotsu3-7 a
Why is this so hilarious 😂
Why does this has no comments
Why does you said theres no replies while theres 2 replies here?
Also why am i liking three of this comments? I am super confused
Masteranona SFS I don’t know 🤣🤣
Haha
If there's anybody here who wants to watch the full skit.
It's called, "Lie Detector by Paul Emerson"
Thanks, friendo.
Literally the best genshin edit I've seen yet
Fr
I love the part where Diluc's PC is half okay, half dead.
Venti's shocked face really got me laughing 😭✋
Venti’s eyes will follow me to the grave
"Actually it might be 13, no guess its 12"
I just realised why it was Venti and not Kaeya.
"Tell a lie"
"Im a tall black male"
(He's more tan? I think? Idk but still)
The only tan man in the game so far.
@@MasNas624 holy shit u right
I'm pretty sure kaeya and diluc are brothers so this would be weird if it would kaeya lol
@@Dani-pr8wv
pls, dont wanna deal w this again.
Just wanna kindly ask u to research a bit more. I dont mean anything mean or wish to start anything. Just tiredd XD
If you don't like the ship, just ignore it. If u dont want to research, dismiss this.
I think u meant it casual so pls dont take this seriously! XD totally get what you mean, just dont want to keep spreading that misinfo. (Sworn brothers yall, as an asian I am rather familiar with the concept and what it could entail, so westerners who dont even bother to research other cultures before screamin saddens me uuuu)
Again! Dont wanna start anything or anything! Just,, hopefully u get what i mean.
Have a lovely day!
@@Dani-pr8wv i believe they are step brothers.
When he closes his eyes and says everybody knows 🤣 feels like any moment in real life
I love it.
I don’t simp for Lisa
Lie detector 3000: BZZZT
I hate lisa
Lie detector: just explodes
I just realized the hilarity in Lisa having the line that goes "I'll be playing Angry Birds on my phone." X"D
THE RETURN OF THE KING
This version is so much funnier than the other one if im honest
finally some worth watching youtube recommendation
Having Diluc and Venti in the same team makes this video even funnier
As a diluc main with a venti this is immaculate
oh my gosh this is brilliant and fits each character so well, I love this so much hahaha
may I make an animatic of these characters using the same audio? I’ll give you proper credit for the inspiration ^_^
the motion isnt mine so if you ever use the motion credit the person I linked in the description 👍
@@Erik-kun thank you!! I’ll credit both of you then :)
i wanna see it!!
@@laura.camargo me tooio
What other genshin related lies you told to yourself?
mine is I can make up that wall
HAHAHA YES
"I'll totally get a 5 star character this time" :'
@@Kiarahmatangin “y’all are getting characters?”
"I'm absolutely not spending too much money on this and it will be totally worth it"
I got Donna
BEEEP
"Grass is blue"
*beep*
Dragonspine: am I a joke to you?
Love how Venti smirk at 1:08
I started laughing during the Lies I couldn’t stop laughing after that part lmao
venti: so wait , tell people ??
diluc: no!!
*beep*
Oh my god, this is so hilariious. Everyone, make sure you ask Mihoyo to make this skit a side quest when next survey comes up. Lol
Great, so that's the one video that was set to private on my "memes for the archive" playlist. It was driving me mad, trying to remember which one was it!
Come on, I need that playlist, I can't download everything as soon as I see it, I'd be downloading all day and it'd be out of order, there is a process to everything!
This is quality stuff!! I'd watch stuff animated like this all day.
I cant stop ✨wheezing✨, its been 5 minutes.
This with Venti is just pure gold
Machine just exposed their lives without saying a word.
I love Venti’s face, he looks so shocked, LMAO
genshin impact video
genshin immpact ad
perfect timing
The cameraman is good at his job. He should have more payment than voice actors.
AH, every time watching this kind of animation makes my day due to how cool the eyes can be expanded and subtracted
"Hey Diluc, did you return the Cocktail Recipe Cookbook I lent you last week?
"Yeah I did it this morning."
*bzzzt*
"Fuck."
Glad that it's back, it's my favorite video and I was sad when it was taken down before.
Now ladies and gentlemen, this is the quality content I live for...
I've seen videos with this voice clip dozens of times, and they never disappoint me.
How dare u make diluc so Dirty.... Haha
"Wait so tell people-"
"NO-"
Best line in a conversation ever-
Take my like sir. Thank you.
The side eye venti gives lisa with the little laugh from the audio is so cute
Venti's expressions are amazing.
video ends:
me: get a genshin ad
Oh my god, I'm wheezing, this is so good😂😂
I don't simp for multiple characters in Genshin Im- **BEEP**
diluc: im a flaming homosexual
jean:
Have rewatched this so many times already, it's just so funny!
Would've added the last part of the original skit as well, where he gets asked if he'd be willing to $@(# for the job.
the day a lie detector was infinitely more destructive to mondstadt than the fucking dragon
Holy sh*t! Diluc's voice is ON POINT
flaming... good to know, master diluc
"Meh it wasnt that funny"
*Meeehhhpp*
"......."
"so wait, tell people?" "nO-"
I started laughing when venti's eyes widened i laughed so hard
I don’t kow the f is up with my recommendation-
But I love it-
venti's shookt face gets me
If I'm with Venti and he pulls out a monster energy can, I'm not gonna lie id be equal parts scared and interested. I have 100% faith in my heterosexuality that I can say this.
love it the supposedly chad is the gay one while the shota is not
Crazy to think this is a year old
Now
Y does venti look scared in nearly almost everything he says 😂😂
I fucking love this so much! Each character actually makes sense in this situation XD
Why is this so funny😂😂
This is the best genshin meme I've ever seen and it will stay like that for the rest of time
1:09 i guess thats venti's smug look for you
The amount of shaking from the cameras perspective throws the whole thing off
diluc x venti is my otp in genshin. but im missing diluc so i feel like missing my other half. this is hilarious and thnx for recognizing the ship🤣
Let's play together sometime and make your ship a reality 😂
Oh, i'm not alone
0.39 *stares at venti then slowly to diluc*
See myself In 5 Years later
As Charlie said: WOOOOO YEAHHH BABY THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WOOOOO
1:08 if only the editor used the "hehe" line from the game...
If you had that machine in a party at the end of the day everyone would hate each other
This is amazing and honestly I'm gay for Venti too Diluc
Stay away from me
I love coming back to this vid
I'm so glad this appears in my recommendation
Venti can be a claymore user with that thing
Angry birds on her phone at work, huh? And she gets pissed at me everytime I forget to turn in a book...real integrity Lisa!
And there goes Jean starting to believe in the geo archon.
Me: "Honestly, I'm playing this game because it looks awesome-"
*BEEP*
Me: "Well, it's awesome AND there are some cute girls in it-"
*BEEP*
Me: "The guys too-"
*BEEP*
Me: ".......Just the guys......"
Hands down for the legendary editor, whoever he/she is
This would've 180 itself if Diluc said "Alright do me a favor and make this easy for both of us. Go to the bathroom or else" like seriously.
The fact the characters don’t match up with the voices make it 100% better