"is it still considered a genocide or a warcrime if it's not human, cause I'm about to show ET who exactly was made in God's Image" FUCKING SENT ME LMAOOOOOOO
@@MichaelJCaboose013ah a man of culture I see 🧐 Quite the exotic name and pfp, good sir. I'm sure it wasn't Tucker who did it this time as only a man of class as yourself could conjure such a magnificent color of armor.
3:07 As an avid part of the Stellaris community, I cannot tell you how many times we have had this conversation. I think all of us may be on several watch lists at this point with how many war crimes, crimes against humanity and crimes against existence itself we have committed.
"Russia, stop cat-phishing Grampa BUFF with supermodels wanting him to come and visit their mansions in beautiful St. Petersburg." "Or what?" _"Or I'll let him...and tell him to take The Kid with him as a wingman."_
As a st.pb resident i can not wait for them to finally visit. Spotlighting all the points of interest in the city for these celebrities would be so much fun.
I would kill to see fan art of that. And it would be 100% lore accurate in my book with Star Trek. Be one of those Earth Vessels that the rest of the galaxy is trying to figure out. Yet, the old bomber nuked the hell out of a Borg Cube. So if it works. It works!
This is going to age like milk or wine if F22 intercepted and live fired a real missile at F35 He'll finally have something to intercept, our character needs PTSD so he can go on a villain arc
We're not giving the kid to Poland... We're just letting him study abroad, ya know, get to know the culture, learn a language, grow his world view, and his intercept count! 😂
The kid and poland's first date will be a field trip to Eastern Ukraine, I've heard they want to marry in Moscow with a big barbecue. Truly the perfect match
Raptor needs his own meet up app, only instead of dating it's for interceptions. He'd probably get 25+ matches for the Su-57 (and he gets ghosted for most of them because as we all know Russia can't supply an entire squadron)
Hmm, I wonder if HLC is aware of the a recent event about a Germen frigate sailing up the Themse river to London for some reason, and then, while being towed out, they were playing Darth Vaders theme, the fuckin Imperial March, on loudspeaker! Both the Tommies and the Jerries thought it was mega based. ^^
@@anthonygilmour6236 We had a bear in the army before. Check corporal Wojtek. Now. What if I told you it wasn't the first bear in polish army... Now. What if I told you... It wasn't the last...
Not quite. The parts that protect enemy soldiers under common international standards requires the enemy nation to be a signatory, but without that, they are considered civilians, and the parts that protect civilians apply to _signatory_ nations, even if the civilians live in a non-signatory nation. That is, if you sign the treaty(ies), you agree to limit acts against all civilians. Since civilians can't individually sign treaties, those are burdens that all signatory nations take on. Whereas, by definition, a centrally controlled military is part of a structure (a government) that _can_ sign a treaty, and so the failure to do so is wilful and deliberate. As a result, enemy soldiers of non-signatory nations can be treated as ordinary criminals or terrorists under the domestic and military laws of the signatory nation.
@@daviddragonheart6798 No. Anything that's a warcrime _against civilians_ is still a warcrime. The only things that don't apply to non-signatories is stuff like prisoner-of-war rules. (If an enemy soldier of a signatory nation shoots one of your soldiers, it's not "murder", it's a legal act of war. But if that enemy is not a signatory, civil law applies, so that soldier committed a crime and can be treated like a criminal under your own laws.) The only exemption to the protections for civilians would be if aliens aren't "persons" for the purpose of the conventions.
@@1FatLittleMonkey I'm pretty sure no one's formally put that to the test yet. So, it's an open question of aliens count as persons under the conventions. I mean, I'd default to 'yes' if they're sapient and sentient, but things could get complicated quickly.
@@Sorain1 I would say a "hivemind" sort of species would NOT be protected since the individual members of the species would NOT have personhood. Further each individual would simply be an "asset" to the hivemind. Then there is the can of worms that is a species that itself commits acts we would consider war crimes. I think survival of our own species would be prioritized over anything else.
"FORMER war criminial." I guess if it were just war crimes it wouldn't be as memorable. Germany waged a war against humanity with their extermination camps. That is what is so appauling.
I feel the need to remind Grandpa Buff that there's an old DARPA program called Project Orion, which sought to propel spacecraft by detonating nuclear warheads behind them.
He'll love it there. He'll be appreciated and put to good use, instead of chasing balloons. In Poland, the only balloons he'll get to see are Polish girl sweater balloons.
17 more IRIS-T (8x medium range SLM and 9x short range SLS) is a pretty big deal. These things are taking names in Ukraine and are a huge supplement for the aerial defence umbrella along with the longrange Patriot systems. Can we get the Skynex production lines rolling please to complete the set? The Gepard SPAAG is good, but oh man the Skynex is a nasty piece of kit. Oh and we're on track to delivering another 12 Panzerhaubitze 2000s. Same deal as with the Gepard though, I can't wait to see the RCH-155 in action.
"The Speakers in there started making some weird noises. Kinda sounds like someone's breathing." I love Event Horizon! If they start speaking in tongues, make sure to broadcast it across the planet!
In an unsubscribe podcast HLC told a story about how someone on an aircraft carrier typo-ed an item number on a request form and accidentally ordered a tank turret. Which got delivered. Just have somebody in Camp Kościuszko "accidentally" order an F-22 and misplace the keys. Poland will make a few new holes in Moscow and cure Zelenskyy's headache.
Gotta say I loved ground control. "I didn't hear anything." "How about now?" "Hhhhhh. Hhhhhhh Hhhhhhh." Ground Control: "Ohhhh, yeah... Got it, yeah I heard that...." Think he pooped 💩 his pants a bit? 😃😃😃
HLC got to tell you sir, shirts and stickers came in today. Absolutely fantastic design and extremely comfortable. Will definitely recommend to everyone that listens.
Just love the Story line for this episode, laughing and chuckling the whole time. Poor 22 just want an Intercept 🤨 the Countries making fun of each other🤷🏻♂️👍🏻🇺🇸
@@Myomer104 Here's the thing, U.S.S.R no longer exists and the way I see it that treaty is now moot, but even so we could just develop the tech and give it to Israel as a birthday present
@@Quasarnova1 Thanks, corrected. Was under the impression Mk 84 would fit. Does that mean the USAF has Mk 83 in inventory? Are they using USN stocks or just getting the basic body?
@@FirstDagger Not sure, but I think the USAF has Mk 83s in inventory, but they don't need many since not many of their planes use them. Even if the F-22 can carry them, they're more likely to use SDBs.
Damn it He did it again I was laughing so hard I forgot to hit like so I had to come back and watch it a second time. Pure genius on getting extra views.
Speak for yourself, I already have an idea of how to exploit Russia's neurotic fear of the "Gay" in interrogation. Also I propose we make the SU-75's NATO reporting name the "Femboy"
In the Last Action Hero, Arnold said," To be or not to be - Not to be." in Game of Thrones, Cersei said," I chose violence." Here, the Buff is teaching the kid how to be a poet🤔.
The answer to E.T. is spicy pineapples disguised as cans of beans. After that, round up any survivours and they can be used to test cold weather gear North of 60. HUMANS NUMBAH WON!
Buff: "I'm getting a bunch of aeroplanes on here! I wonder who the one with the pronouns that says 'My pronouns are Don't/Touch/The/Boats'..." Japan: "YOU SAW NOTHING!"
As a Canadian I agree for several reasons #1 they didn't sign the Geneva convention and #2 if it's human rights and they are human does it count. Default to normal Canada settings and let them decide after the war
THIS has got to be my FAVORITE one so far! I would call it a "laugh a minute", but given that it is under four minutes long & and made me literally laugh over a dozen times . . . .it.. . .doesn't quite fit. "We are NOT going to WAR in SPACE! . . . . . . .I think." ROTFLMAO! When even Uncle Sam is like, "Wait a minute? ARE we going to war in space? I don't remember seeing that on today's schedule.", you KNOW things are getting WIERD.
The White Eagle is part of the Polish founding legend, as the 'Father' of Poland is Lech and he decided to settle at a location where he saw a white eagle nest. That is the mythological capital of the Lechites, who would become what we call Polish over time. I know eagle is cliche and such with aviation, but it would be a neat homage for Poland and the F-22
FYI the noise from the Starliner speaker was just reverb due to the way the circuits are layed out. It’s like a reverb effect on an amplifier. Or someone tapping a mic.
Things that went WAY TOO HARD in 2024: In the #1 spot we have "Is it still a genocide and a war crime if they're not human? Because I'm about to show E.T. who was made in God's image"
I've said it before and I will say it again. The Buff is the OG 40k Marauder, he will live on as the Machine Spirit in the STC. He will get those exo-atmospheric thrusters one day.
Roses are red, remember this quote, DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE BOATS!
:)
@@damemethieff Roses are red, rhyming is tough, now it's time to send in the BUFF.
I read that in Japans voice for some reason lol
@@Gotenhanku Pretty sure most of us did. lol
Róże czerwone, fiołki czerwone, trawa też czerwona kurwa armia czerwona
I didn’t think “rizzler” would come out of BUFF’s mouth until today.
It is totally over once he uses VTuber lingo.
"Buff, how did all that money get diverted to making you space-worthy?"
"Fanum tax."
Buff didn't get this far without adapting to new generations.
@@mgancarzjr this is going to be a joke in a future video, im calling it now.
I didn't even know it was a word till today
i dont think he needs the dating app to match with poland
Lol 💯% fact
Not at all. Just look at the map. Russian airspace is so close... so tantalisingly close.
Let's be honest. The kid wasn't REALLY on Tinder. It was just a "honey-pot" app run by Poland specifically to lure the kid in.
😂
F-22 and Poland - Truly a match made in heaven. XD
Gonna be reallll fun once Darkstar (or w.e. the f**k it'll be called) is operational and THEN we can give the kid to Poland
*"To Bee 🐝 or not to Bee 🐝"* - The F-22 on radar
moving to your location at mach "HOLY SHITE WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"
The B2 or NOT the B2? that is the question :)
That, if fukn funny
"A Bee, or Mach 2 Bumblebee. That is the question." - F22
Looks like two bee to me.
"is it still considered a genocide or a warcrime if it's not human, cause I'm about to show ET who exactly was made in God's Image" FUCKING SENT ME LMAOOOOOOO
Most America shit I have heard on this channel. I need more please!!!
Purge the xenos!!!! FOR THE GOS EMPEROR!
Probably the hardest line I've heard this year, which is saying something because hot damn does HLC come up with some good ones.
@@mr_daihatsu bro, idec _how_ Stateside it is atp, that shit went fucking hard!
@@MichaelJCaboose013ah a man of culture I see 🧐
Quite the exotic name and pfp, good sir. I'm sure it wasn't Tucker who did it this time as only a man of class as yourself could conjure such a magnificent color of armor.
3:07 As an avid part of the Stellaris community, I cannot tell you how many times we have had this conversation. I think all of us may be on several watch lists at this point with how many war crimes, crimes against humanity and crimes against existence itself we have committed.
Let's be xenohobic, it's really in this year
I especially love the part where you can forcibly genetically engineer a bird (or any for that matter) species to taste better.
@@p_serdiukLet’s find a nasty slimy ugly alien to fear
If your NOT on some watch list yet, you really aren’t trying
Same
"Russia, stop cat-phishing Grampa BUFF with supermodels wanting him to come and visit their mansions in beautiful St. Petersburg."
"Or what?"
_"Or I'll let him...and tell him to take The Kid with him as a wingman."_
Well at least it won't be a boring visit.
I think it'll be a blast. :)
As a st.pb resident i can not wait for them to finally visit. Spotlighting all the points of interest in the city for these celebrities would be so much fun.
it's gonna be a rockin time above Moscow
@@equilibrium138pointing coherent light is not the same as spotlighting points of interest... Well, it's not the same without the t-pod.
"Stop psyopping the senior citizen!"
I mean in fairness that is strategic to do that to Grandpa Buff. They know how dangerous he is.
Jup Wagner found that out the hard way. Then again with everything hitting them, it didn't really matter who dropped it.
Theyre called "Human" rights for a reason.
Suffer not the xeno to live...
Buff... in Space. Now there's something I didnt have on my 2024 bingo card.
Buff on an interstellar strike mission with Enterprise E flying cover.
I would kill to see fan art of that. And it would be 100% lore accurate in my book with Star Trek. Be one of those Earth Vessels that the rest of the galaxy is trying to figure out. Yet, the old bomber nuked the hell out of a Borg Cube. So if it works. It works!
That's because it's the wrong year. Got a few more to go before that gets put on the card.
I got it on my 2030 bingo card, just in time for those aliens from Independence Day to come back...
No, but it IS on my 2369 Bingo Card.
F22: These intercepts are rated E for everyone.
This is going to age like milk or wine if F22 intercepted and live fired a real missile at F35
He'll finally have something to intercept, our character needs PTSD so he can go on a villain arc
Or _E_ for _Extraterrestrial._ 😊
It's in the exact the hour Russia decides to find out.
🤣
sad raptor noises
"if it breathes, we can kill it"
two fantastic lines from raptor on opposite ends of the spectrum. Awesome.
"Sad raptor noises" definitely sent me for a min 😂
Someone's been watching the 13th Warrior again...
We need a T-Shirt right now😂
"I'm about to show ET who was made in God's image" is by far the single greatest thing I've heard all year.
We're not giving the kid to Poland... We're just letting him study abroad, ya know, get to know the culture, learn a language, grow his world view, and his intercept count! 😂
Hopefully he will have his babies in Poland as citizens 😂😂😂
If the Kid gets to Poland, he won't be there studying abroad... he'll be there studying broads. Lol
The kid and poland's first date will be a field trip to Eastern Ukraine, I've heard they want to marry in Moscow with a big barbecue. Truly the perfect match
Don't you mean that they would barbeque Moscow for their marriage?
@@firecopscottTomato, tamatoe, either works.
I take it Grandpa Buff will handle the catering for the Barbecue?
The Kid will love it in Poland. I'm sure he'll learn to appreciate huge radomes after. Because those Polish girls sure are something!
Jesus christ I was not ready for germany to clap back on the UK like that lmao, almost spit my damn drink out
Oh F22, sleek in the sky,
With a heart of steel and engines that fly,
You saw that blip and felt the call,
To intercept-its love, after all!
Lovely!❤
Raptor needs his own meet up app, only instead of dating it's for interceptions. He'd probably get 25+ matches for the Su-57 (and he gets ghosted for most of them because as we all know Russia can't supply an entire squadron)
Oh, the famous line of a squadron of F-22 can't defeat a squadron of SU-57.
Hmm, I wonder if HLC is aware of the a recent event about a Germen frigate sailing up the Themse river to London for some reason, and then, while being towed out, they were playing Darth Vaders theme, the fuckin Imperial March, on loudspeaker!
Both the Tommies and the Jerries thought it was mega based. ^^
excuse me please: WE DID WHAT. While floating down the temse river?!?
Well, it objectively WAS.
Well it sure as hell was fucking funny
@@extremchiller410 ua-cam.com/video/ojNsqmK2f3g/v-deo.html ^^
World War II, PART 2 BAYBEEEE
LET’S GOOOOO
Poland and the Kid are the perfect match… When is the marriage?
But if they split, who would get Franklin?
@@joeljohnson3515 F-15EX
@@joeljohnson3515 the NGAD 😂
@@joeljohnson3515Franklin would claim both
@@anthonygilmour6236 We had a bear in the army before. Check corporal Wojtek.
Now.
What if I told you it wasn't the first bear in polish army...
Now. What if I told you... It wasn't the last...
Buff is correct. The GCs only apply between signatory nations. It says so in the treaties. And, IIRC, we didn’t sign in on to all of them either.
Not quite. The parts that protect enemy soldiers under common international standards requires the enemy nation to be a signatory, but without that, they are considered civilians, and the parts that protect civilians apply to _signatory_ nations, even if the civilians live in a non-signatory nation. That is, if you sign the treaty(ies), you agree to limit acts against all civilians. Since civilians can't individually sign treaties, those are burdens that all signatory nations take on. Whereas, by definition, a centrally controlled military is part of a structure (a government) that _can_ sign a treaty, and so the failure to do so is wilful and deliberate.
As a result, enemy soldiers of non-signatory nations can be treated as ordinary criminals or terrorists under the domestic and military laws of the signatory nation.
@@1FatLittleMonkey So hypothetically... ET can 100% catch these War Crimes, since they didnt sign.
@@daviddragonheart6798 No. Anything that's a warcrime _against civilians_ is still a warcrime. The only things that don't apply to non-signatories is stuff like prisoner-of-war rules.
(If an enemy soldier of a signatory nation shoots one of your soldiers, it's not "murder", it's a legal act of war. But if that enemy is not a signatory, civil law applies, so that soldier committed a crime and can be treated like a criminal under your own laws.)
The only exemption to the protections for civilians would be if aliens aren't "persons" for the purpose of the conventions.
@@1FatLittleMonkey I'm pretty sure no one's formally put that to the test yet. So, it's an open question of aliens count as persons under the conventions. I mean, I'd default to 'yes' if they're sapient and sentient, but things could get complicated quickly.
@@Sorain1 I would say a "hivemind" sort of species would NOT be protected since the individual members of the species would NOT have personhood. Further each individual would simply be an "asset" to the hivemind. Then there is the can of worms that is a species that itself commits acts we would consider war crimes. I think survival of our own species would be prioritized over anything else.
Hey dere ho dere bud, it ain't a war crime the first time. So go nuts on E.T. the first time you fight dem, bud. 🇨🇦
"...It's Dumbledore, you war criminal!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
"FORMER war criminial." I guess if it were just war crimes it wouldn't be as memorable. Germany waged a war against humanity with their extermination camps. That is what is so appauling.
"To be or not to be... what was the question?" and "Oh Canada" - HLC getting subtle with those references!
NASA: “Oh hey guys, why are you back?”
Astronaut: “Moon’s haunted.”
NASA: “What?”
Astronaut: “Moon’s haunted” *cocks shotgun*
I like the idea of Poland and f22 panicking over their date is funny. On the date they'd definately talk about who'll and how'll they'll fight.
I'm fucking dying 🤣 😂 the love between the kid and Poland is great! 🧡
ADHD People be like:
"To be, or not to be," *Squirrel runs past* "Uh... What was the question?"
Me in a nutshell.
I feel the need to remind Grandpa Buff that there's an old DARPA program called Project Orion, which sought to propel spacecraft by detonating nuclear warheads behind them.
Yup the device to launch the nuclear charges was made by......Coca Cola. And was essentially a spicy vending machine.
They're like a disfunctional family that love each other and somehow still works. I love it.
Of anyone, Grampa Buff should realize the noise in the speakers are just from Tube Amp Hum, Buzz, and Hiss. Boeing is using vacuum tubes again.
Let 22 go to Poland, he will be happy here.
we want him there too, but Congress is being an overbearing parent. SOON
The problem is not him, it's the neighbors, or better yet the possible future lack of them
@@projectdeveloper9311 very true
He'll love it there. He'll be appreciated and put to good use, instead of chasing balloons. In Poland, the only balloons he'll get to see are Polish girl sweater balloons.
"Sad raptor noises" sent me
17 more IRIS-T (8x medium range SLM and 9x short range SLS) is a pretty big deal. These things are taking names in Ukraine and are a huge supplement for the aerial defence umbrella along with the longrange Patriot systems. Can we get the Skynex production lines rolling please to complete the set? The Gepard SPAAG is good, but oh man the Skynex is a nasty piece of kit.
Oh and we're on track to delivering another 12 Panzerhaubitze 2000s. Same deal as with the Gepard though, I can't wait to see the RCH-155 in action.
SKYNEX is the shit. Short-range missiles, programmable Oerlikon rounds, EW suite, and frikkin lasers.
BUFF in Space
Now in theaters everywhere.
Rated M for Metamucil
Or “G” for Geritol.
"The Speakers in there started making some weird noises. Kinda sounds like someone's breathing."
I love Event Horizon! If they start speaking in tongues, make sure to broadcast it across the planet!
In an unsubscribe podcast HLC told a story about how someone on an aircraft carrier typo-ed an item number on a request form and accidentally ordered a tank turret. Which got delivered.
Just have somebody in Camp Kościuszko "accidentally" order an F-22 and misplace the keys. Poland will make a few new holes in Moscow and cure Zelenskyy's headache.
3:32 they don’t sign, they gonna get resigned.
I mean, Raptor Claw ain't wrong. *If it breathes, we can kill it.* also let him date Poland! They'd be cute together!!
Forget about the nukes, The Kid is the reason nobody wants to fight world war 3 😂
If they not on the convention, it’s a suggestion!
Canada 2024
Well, as Frank Sinatra once said: "Would the real rizzler please stand up, please stand up..."
Okay I heard this in Grandpa Buff's voice
I thought it was Real Slim Shady
“Stop psyopsing the senior citizens”. Like Rusky isn’t going to mess with the people who laughed at him the day he took the wall down.
Clicked on this 44 seconds after it dropped. Last time I was this early, my mom had an emergency C-Section.
Nice! Lmao!!!
How long have you been waiting to drop that? 😂😊
@@hollybarker9057 The joke? I've dropped it once before.
@@JoshuaEisenbart Yeah, I meant in this channel specifically. Meaning this was your first time to post this quickly here. 😀
Love your stuff, if I'm down.. your stuff always make me laugh. Thanks buddy.
Glad you enjoyed
That poem was just beautiful Grandpa Buff 😢
Little psychotic snow hat. I love this channel so much, it always puts on a smile
The speaker sound coming out of that capsule sounded crazy it almost resemble Morse code
Gotta say I loved ground control. "I didn't hear anything." "How about now?" "Hhhhhh. Hhhhhhh Hhhhhhh."
Ground Control: "Ohhhh, yeah... Got it, yeah I heard that...." Think he pooped 💩 his pants a bit? 😃😃😃
@@thomasmuir5653Man, that's real old-timer stuff there! 😂
Why do i feel more romance between the raptor and poland, than i do in my own love life❤❤❤❤❤
These never get old and really help on days like today when life is giving me rotten lemons.
HLC got to tell you sir, shirts and stickers came in today. Absolutely fantastic design and extremely comfortable. Will definitely recommend to everyone that listens.
Just love the Story line for this episode, laughing and chuckling the whole time. Poor 22 just want an Intercept 🤨 the Countries making fun of each other🤷🏻♂️👍🏻🇺🇸
"To be or not to be would you intercept me" 😆😆😆😆😆❤❤❤ there's a poem for you kid...from your mama !
If this space station doesnt have orbital lasers then I dont want it
Yeah, 300 super samples for managed democracy is a very tall ask
Unfortunately, it can't. Back in the Cold War, the US and Russia, among others, signed a treaty banning weapons in space.
Sad day
@@Myomer104 Here's the thing, U.S.S.R no longer exists and the way I see it that treaty is now moot, but even so we could just develop the tech and give it to Israel as a birthday present
@@jameshogue5773 The saddest
The Starliner shuttle speakers made a heartbeat like sound judging from the audio that was recorded...
Sounded a lot like a radar ping to me... or an alarm going off, before it gets to the "HOLY CRAP FIX IT NOW!!!" stage! 😂
Technically as F-22 can put the 1000 lb Mk 83 based GBU-32(V)1/B JDAM into the weapons bay, it can be argued that it is a bomb bay.
GBU-32*, but yes.
@@Quasarnova1 Thanks, corrected. Was under the impression Mk 84 would fit. Does that mean the USAF has Mk 83 in inventory? Are they using USN stocks or just getting the basic body?
@@FirstDagger Not sure, but I think the USAF has Mk 83s in inventory, but they don't need many since not many of their planes use them. Even if the F-22 can carry them, they're more likely to use SDBs.
“You’re not going to Poland!”
The Kid can dream! Lol!
Damn it
He did it again
I was laughing so hard I forgot to hit like so I had to come back and watch it a second time. Pure genius on getting extra views.
One of your best works so far 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This is by far the funniest thing on my feed anymore! BUFF FOREVER!
“I’m about to show those aliens who’s made in God’s image”
Out-fucking-standing
HLC - love what you do man!! Usually the kid has me rolling but Germany- dude Germany is getting funnier by the upload 😂!!
TO BE FAIR, the Canadian Snow People wear hats for a reason! xD
*Don't let war crimes get into my head. Don't let war crimes get into my head. . .*
Speak for yourself, I already have an idea of how to exploit Russia's neurotic fear of the "Gay" in interrogation. Also I propose we make the SU-75's NATO reporting name the "Femboy"
The sad raptor noises has me fucking dead 🤣🤣🤣
God's shaped like an F22? That explains a lot.
God works for Lockheed Martin. He even sent his own son in the form of Clarence 'Kelly' Johnson to show us the light and the way.
Ohh, Canada be like
Please please please let us loose like a wild bull moose
Canada doesn't start fights... but it does make them interesting and/or over!
Bull moose? Wtf!? Ive seen bulls bang in texas. But whos banging who in canada!?
@@shryko hell yea, we will be sorry fer only so long, but we also have some Stanly cup aggression left over 😆
@@BurchellAtTheWharf when the sorry stops, the war crimes start.
In the Last Action Hero, Arnold said," To be or not to be - Not to be." in Game of Thrones, Cersei said," I chose violence." Here, the Buff is teaching the kid how to be a poet🤔.
Bro went extra hard today... Multiple plot lines. Thanks HLC!
Buff didn't just say Rizzler!! That is crazy 😂
The answer to E.T. is spicy pineapples disguised as cans of beans.
After that, round up any survivours and they can be used to test cold weather gear North of 60.
HUMANS NUMBAH WON!
“Teach them who was made in God’s image….” Is such a hard line.
Well, that was Gold today.... you touched so many wars and so many Spaces.... lol. That was great!
"I'm about to show ET exactly who was made in God's image"
Bro I'm dying 😂😂😂
Fantastic work as always HLC!
I should have seen that pickup line coming, but it still made me laugh out loud!
This is by far the best vid yet. It's so fucking good I was trying to guess which comedian reached out to you to tighten your writing. Bravo.
Buff: "I'm getting a bunch of aeroplanes on here! I wonder who the one with the pronouns that says 'My pronouns are Don't/Touch/The/Boats'..."
Japan: "YOU SAW NOTHING!"
UFOs are alien tour buses. Earth is the high point on "MOST FKED UP PLANETS IN THE UNIVERSE", tour. 😂😂😂
You know what would be even scarier…. If we weren’t even in the top ten most F’ed in our galaxy…..
Yo.... some consiracy theorists found SPACE YELP. they rated us a 2/5. Last review was during the 50s in Nevada.
As a Canadian I agree for several reasons #1 they didn't sign the Geneva convention and #2 if it's human rights and they are human does it count. Default to normal Canada settings and let them decide after the war
"Would you intercept me, I'd intercept me"
That's the best pickup line
THIS has got to be my FAVORITE one so far!
I would call it a "laugh a minute", but given that it is under four minutes long & and made me literally laugh over a dozen times . . . .it.. . .doesn't quite fit.
"We are NOT going to WAR in SPACE! . . . . . . .I think."
ROTFLMAO!
When even Uncle Sam is like, "Wait a minute? ARE we going to war in space? I don't remember seeing that on today's schedule.", you KNOW things are getting WIERD.
"I've been on this tinder thing for a solid 10 minutes. And I've matched with Poland 25 times"
Great way to start a video
In a hypothetical scenario where Uncle Sam did sell some Raptors to Poland, what do you reckon the 22’s name would be there?
The White Eagle is part of the Polish founding legend, as the 'Father' of Poland is Lech and he decided to settle at a location where he saw a white eagle nest. That is the mythological capital of the Lechites, who would become what we call Polish over time.
I know eagle is cliche and such with aviation, but it would be a neat homage for Poland and the F-22
@@Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask Something Grom obviously
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@@drd675 Just had a great conversation with a guy from Warsaw about Lech. He would most definitely approve!!
And eagles are raptors so fits perfectly
And the HLC was instantly followed by an ad from Bernie Sanders. Perfect timing!
We need a new bromance with the kid and poland
how do we go from "sad raptor noises" to "if it breathes, we can kill it"? i dont even care, i love it lmfao
*sad raptor noises*
FYI the noise from the Starliner speaker was just reverb due to the way the circuits are layed out. It’s like a reverb effect on an amplifier. Or someone tapping a mic.
engagement comment go brrrt
The real mvp
engagement reply locked on
“What’s a photon torpedo?” Seems relevant.
30 seconds
That’s a record
Oh lawd Buff as a Rico Suave is fucking priceless
Needs to be a shirt too
Things that went WAY TOO HARD in 2024:
In the #1 spot we have
"Is it still a genocide and a war crime if they're not human? Because I'm about to show E.T. who was made in God's image"
The Buff with pulse engines is a horrifying thought.
Yay funny plane man
The reason aliens don't show themselves is because we're insane little ants that love weaponizing things.
That will never not be epic HLT. "Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me" 😂😂😂
I've said it before and I will say it again. The Buff is the OG 40k Marauder, he will live on as the Machine Spirit in the STC. He will get those exo-atmospheric thrusters one day.
If the Raptor keeps intercepting himself, he's going to develop flaws in his sensor suite -- or so I was told.
If the aliens start talking to anyone it will probably be the kid. Only a pure and simple mind can connect with them at their level
Oh Buff you timeless classic, please never change. XD