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  • @GrimdarkCrusader20th
    @GrimdarkCrusader20th Місяць тому +2691

    It's not waterboarding, it's a tactical baptism.

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 Місяць тому +97

      Especially when it's the chaplain pouring the water and screaming "The power of Christ compels you!"

    • @Possiblewarcriminal
      @Possiblewarcriminal Місяць тому

      Replace the jet fuel with maple syrup and that's how you make Canadian kids

    • @kineticstar
      @kineticstar Місяць тому +31

      I had to stop and think about it for a second... does that mean I'm a baddie?

    • @ZergOverlord9374
      @ZergOverlord9374 Місяць тому +30

      With cleansing fire of you manage to ignite

    • @MR2car
      @MR2car Місяць тому +22

      You mean a Suprise* Baptism?

  • @azurefire-91
    @azurefire-91 Місяць тому +345

    Term limits for senators and representatives is a policy we can all get behind.

    • @Clutch275
      @Clutch275 Місяць тому

      We Have Them already... Its Called VOTING...........

    • @azurefire-91
      @azurefire-91 Місяць тому +38

      @@Clutch275 Please, do you know how many congressmen go unchallenged for decades?

    • @captainkormac1713
      @captainkormac1713 Місяць тому

      @@Clutch275 Have you've seen inside congress ?! most os them are decrepit old geezers that should have been in a retirement home for at least 2 decades ago

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle Місяць тому +25

      @@Clutch275 Voting clearly doesn't work.

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 Місяць тому +12

      doesn't matter what side of the aisle im sure everyone agrees on that

  • @archangeldo913
    @archangeldo913 Місяць тому +1939

    3:36
    “You wanna play stupid, you get the bear.”
    POLAND: “Been there done that. Have you heard of Wojtek?”

    • @LairdErnst
      @LairdErnst Місяць тому +141

      The Artillery Bear. Absolutely a legend of a corporal.

    • @davidgray3061
      @davidgray3061 Місяць тому +75

      America Has Sgt. Stubby and Sgt. Reckless
      Poland has Cprl. Wojtek
      Who has the duck?

    • @keithmays8076
      @keithmays8076 Місяць тому +68

      ​@@davidgray3061 the Marines. And we still don't know who knocked up the duck. None of them will fess up.

    • @rafaelrijo8175
      @rafaelrijo8175 Місяць тому +30

      @@davidgray3061 Also America. I think Fat electrician has a video on that.

    • @willigersshenanigans5824
      @willigersshenanigans5824 Місяць тому +26

      A country in Europe has a penguin in the military. He's in one of the Guinness World's Records books for something like 'most highly decorated anima'l or something like that

  • @glfagle-grindle7754
    @glfagle-grindle7754 Місяць тому +563

    3:56 no it's not it's not anything because it's not a crime the first time until it's reported and can't be reported if there's no survivors

    • @ArianaSparling-ti9dt
      @ArianaSparling-ti9dt Місяць тому +13

      Literally quoting Tank Fish

    • @lynngriffin2106
      @lynngriffin2106 Місяць тому +4

      💯 💯 💯

    • @josephjennings9687
      @josephjennings9687 Місяць тому +5

      If the u.s. or canada start olaying that game they are gonna start banning shit before it gets tried. Haha

    • @captaincrikey872
      @captaincrikey872 Місяць тому +4

      Spoken from a true Genevan's perspective!

    • @denisehampton3102
      @denisehampton3102 Місяць тому

      ​@@ArianaSparling-ti9dtand "the fat electrician" he has t-shirts if anyone is interested (bunker branding)

  • @Sasrael
    @Sasrael Місяць тому +1068

    Their ass is glass
    -Buff 2024

    • @thomasohanlon1060
      @thomasohanlon1060 Місяць тому +9

      A new merchandise line???

    • @Rednecknerd_rob9634
      @Rednecknerd_rob9634 Місяць тому +8

      New take on a dad's line to a child when said child's been acting up, "When I get home your ass is grass, and I'm the lawn mower." Anyone else's dad ever say that to'em?

    • @zquerdo3479
      @zquerdo3479 Місяць тому +3

      @@Rednecknerd_rob9634 I’m no dad but I’ve said that to a few folks. And indeed, their ass was grass.

    • @WEKM
      @WEKM Місяць тому +2

      Definitely need to be making more glass.

    • @Talon19
      @Talon19 Місяць тому

      They have my vote!

  • @brandonlevy8680
    @brandonlevy8680 Місяць тому +138

    " You can't spell manslaughter without laughter"..... Greatest one liner in a very long time.

    • @navret1707
      @navret1707 Місяць тому +6

      That sounds something like what our Psychotic Snow Hat would say.

    • @LoNoOr37
      @LoNoOr37 Місяць тому

      Merch, Merch 🎉

    • @mislovrit
      @mislovrit Місяць тому +1

      T-shirt Hell already haves that shirt for sale.

    • @Gheist42
      @Gheist42 Місяць тому +5

      It's a long running gag phrase, I can confirm it's been around for over 30 years at least haha. The man part of it is optional

  • @dannydersman8932
    @dannydersman8932 Місяць тому +1249

    Waterboarding with jet fuel just seems like an American initiation rite. Like "To be one of us, you must drink the oil."

    • @anasazidarkmoon
      @anasazidarkmoon Місяць тому +31

      @dannydersman8932 that's the most Phyrexian slogan I've ever heard! 😂

    • @FUL0H8
      @FUL0H8 Місяць тому +19

      We drank that oil while doing figure eights out in the pacific. Back and forth through our own oil slick, just suckin it up into the ships water intakes. Kept us all regular. That’s how ya win battles.

    • @stanleyharrell6009
      @stanleyharrell6009 Місяць тому +7

      That sounds like hazing 3 level fuel cell trainees 😂😂😂😂

    • @thefogg
      @thefogg Місяць тому +8

      is it strange i want this phrase on a Tee shirt?

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 Місяць тому +10

      @@FUL0H8 That comes from the ship designers placing the seawater intakes aft of the bilge overboard discharges. That way, all of the freshwater produced by the condensers has that hint of DFM or JP-5 in it.

  • @userprobablynotfound
    @userprobablynotfound Місяць тому +428

    "a strongly worded letter taped to the side of a JDAM" pretty much sums up America's diplomacy tactics since its inception.

    • @AC-yj8cx
      @AC-yj8cx Місяць тому +16

      Honestly, it's some of the more peaceful options when you look at history. Compare it to the huns.

    • @voiceofafreeamerica9854
      @voiceofafreeamerica9854 Місяць тому +8

      No. The letter's usually taped to the second JDAM with US Diplomacy.

    • @Skiergold
      @Skiergold Місяць тому +8

      Like the man said, "Be nice, until it's time to NOT be nice."

    • @jasonmiller1841
      @jasonmiller1841 Місяць тому +7

      In our defense, done correctly, our "precision diplomacy"works every time.

    • @trikstari7687
      @trikstari7687 Місяць тому

      Not our fault the rest of the world is run by lying shitheads that anyone with half a brain can see through.
      >Remembers congress
      Ahhhhh shit.

  • @Tantejay
    @Tantejay Місяць тому +1016

    Even from Germany I fullheartedly agree with the term limits on Congressmen and Senators.
    Cases like McConnell, Feinstein, and who else there are shouldn't be on repetition.

    • @shawndavis2616
      @shawndavis2616 Місяць тому +59

      I'm glad someone else outside the US said it, thank you. However we need so much more than that. Even if said elected or appointed officials leave office for whatever reason, they still have clearances as if they were still in that office. Some of them even still draw a full salary even though they're not in office at all!

    • @1320crusier
      @1320crusier Місяць тому +21

      And Germany shouldnt be trying to ban political parties because they disrupt the status quo.

    • @Tantejay
      @Tantejay Місяць тому +37

      @@shawndavis2616 that's another issue. If you leave office, your clearance is gone. That's how it is here.
      You don't need that out of office. And clearly not in heaps stored in a public toilet.
      As for the money... I prefer my politicians well paid. That way they're less prone to corruption.
      I also would like for MY country to have anti corruption laws for politicians in place.
      As a civil service worker I cannot even accept one single ballpen without investgation.
      But it is perfectly fine for my Bundestagsabgeordneten to get invited to holidays in luxury resorts

    • @kalebglenn5279
      @kalebglenn5279 Місяць тому +18

      Nah, just take away their ability to own stocks.

    • @Jaksio
      @Jaksio Місяць тому +15

      That should be for any Senator and Congressman equivalent in any democratic country and Europarlament. I hate career politicians.

  • @Adam-nv9zo
    @Adam-nv9zo Місяць тому +82

    Buff has legitimate solutions to legitimate problems. I'm all for it.

  • @zachmighty2754
    @zachmighty2754 Місяць тому +118

    "you can't spell manslaughter without laughter" had me dying 🤣

    • @mikesomethindecent3722
      @mikesomethindecent3722 Місяць тому +4

      I literally laughed out loud as soon as that line hit 😂😂😂

    • @danielbickford3458
      @danielbickford3458 Місяць тому +4

      I suppose it's better than the fun in funeral.

    • @LoNoOr37
      @LoNoOr37 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@mikesomethindecent3722Lol me too.

    • @charlayned
      @charlayned Місяць тому

      Look at it: Man's Laughter = manslaughter. There's something just not right with that.
      And @danielbickford3458's funeral = Fun Real. again...something just not right.

  • @MUSTANG_P51
    @MUSTANG_P51 Місяць тому +82

    1:52 Buff Franklin 2024. They got my vote.

    • @DAvidBierhorst17
      @DAvidBierhorst17 Місяць тому +3

      Needs a shirt and hat

    • @justin-hurd
      @justin-hurd Місяць тому

      Buff would be libertarian then, right?
      Im a zoomer, im still learnin

    • @halfgod85
      @halfgod85 Місяць тому

      Same here! I’m doing my part.

  • @anasazidarkmoon
    @anasazidarkmoon Місяць тому +404

    Franklin is right: bears would rather avoid humans. Generally, attacks come from a sick/starving bear, or a mother defending her cubs. Hell, most carnivores tend to be cautious by nature, since their diet can fight back. Herbivores tend to be more aggressive, since they're the ones having to fight off the carnivores.

    • @joeclaridy
      @joeclaridy Місяць тому +58

      Except for Polar Bears they view everything as their next meal

    • @shawnlylebond8873
      @shawnlylebond8873 Місяць тому +14

      ​@@joeclaridy along with grizzly and Kodiak

    • @Angl0sax0nknight
      @Angl0sax0nknight Місяць тому +15

      There was a couple backpacking in the back country a some years ago . They got eaten by a brown bear . Why people go out into the mountains with our a rifle is beyond belief.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav Місяць тому +7

      ​@@Angl0sax0nknight a Bear charging at you will Finish that even after you shot and killed it...

    • @lazaroskarmaniolas7410
      @lazaroskarmaniolas7410 Місяць тому +9

      @@Angl0sax0nknight Bruh, they're BEARS. You'll need a fucking grenade launcher to stop that thing.

  • @drakko26
    @drakko26 Місяць тому +185

    We uuuh...have a sanctuary...in Romania? That deals with saving abused and mistreated bears, rescuing them from captivity? Not saying they will lend any of them to Grandpa Buff but...well...never hurts to ask.

    • @anthonycekic4509
      @anthonycekic4509 Місяць тому +8

      Think of all the food they'll get.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav Місяць тому +23

      Canada has Polar Bears, those things don't need to be starving, they'll just consider you Lunch as one of the few remaining Animals that will hunt us

    • @occasional-dabbler
      @occasional-dabbler Місяць тому +9

      Anger catharsis therapy for mistreated bears! Win-win!

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik Місяць тому +3

      I'm pretty sure those Bears would love to go to a nice long walk. Maybe come back a few days, well fed and cleaned up.

    • @Transformers2Fan1
      @Transformers2Fan1 Місяць тому

      Every bear needs a nice vacation! 😊

  • @Cedar_Wolf
    @Cedar_Wolf Місяць тому +347

    'America is the pinnacle of extreme violence.'
    There have been bears in war before, but we've never air-dropped bears into a warzone before.

    • @davidbilich1708
      @davidbilich1708 Місяць тому +40

      While it was not done in war time... we have dropped a live bear via aircraft before...
      In 1962 a bear was ejected at supersonic speed from a B-58 jet bomber at Edwards Air Force Base in California. The bear was rocketing through the atmosphere at 870 miles an hour at an altitude of 35,000 feet when it was shot out of the jet in a capsule equipped with a parachute. According to an Associated Press story, it was the first time a live animal was ever ejected at supersonic speed and the job fell to the bear because its weight was close to a man’s.
      “The bear and the capsule parachuted to earth unharmed seven minutes and forty-nine seconds later,” according to the news report

    • @mbyerly9680
      @mbyerly9680 Місяць тому +30

      We have air dropped beavers, though.

    • @seansterling5322
      @seansterling5322 Місяць тому +14

      We have not air dropped bears YET.... lol

    • @dorkydragon5055
      @dorkydragon5055 Місяць тому +10

      There's always time :)

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 Місяць тому

      Operation Berenstein Drop

  • @SusieDaw-ix6pv
    @SusieDaw-ix6pv Місяць тому +17

    I love you HLC!!! I'm 68 years old and you are the most real I've seen in decades!!! Hugs from Texas!

  • @smoothman1235
    @smoothman1235 Місяць тому +631

    I can get behind JDAMing foreign gangsters that think they'll get special treatment just because they're on American soil.

    • @peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643
      @peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643 Місяць тому

      But... That IS special treatment! From the USA WITHOUT love to the criminal invaders... (Im NOT from the US.)

    • @megagamernick9883
      @megagamernick9883 Місяць тому +32

      Oh it will be special as in special forces

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 Місяць тому +10

      Nobody waste time trying to point out that you're still _bombing_ said American soil...

    • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
      @SomeOrdinaryJanitor Місяць тому +37

      @@seand.g423 im pretty sure it'll be the air's soil once it's bombed. *cause it ain't staying on the ground lol*

    • @CaptnApathy
      @CaptnApathy Місяць тому +39

      @@seand.g423 whose soil it technically is doesn't matter when it's currently occupied by enemies.

  • @jennifersweet3740
    @jennifersweet3740 Місяць тому +87

    "Send a JDAM through the roof of that apartment complex because I don't negotiate with f**king thugs" Damn Grandpa Buff, now that's what I'm talking about! 😂😂😂

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 Місяць тому +3

      He's tough on crime, he's pro-term-limits, he takes no shit from foreign actors, he's probably more than happy to give Ukraine what they need to finish the job in Russia... Man, all I really need is to hear his economic policy and he's basically the perfect candidate!

  • @allanadams5214
    @allanadams5214 Місяць тому +109

    So when Buff/Franklin wins…The Kid will also be in the White House…as an interpreter…
    Even more reason to Vote BF24 😎

    • @NemisCassander
      @NemisCassander Місяць тому +8

      Are you saying that THE KID would be WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY? :)

    • @LoNoOr37
      @LoNoOr37 Місяць тому +1

      Secretary of defense lol

    • @michellekunes2861
      @michellekunes2861 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@NemisCassanderthe kid would be a hell of a lot better than Psaki and this latest one! At least he'd have answers direct from Franklin, not standing there trying to make it up on the fly.

    • @NemisCassander
      @NemisCassander Місяць тому +2

      @@michellekunes2861 True. My friend thought that Trump should get Eminem in his administration (I think this was right after Houdini came out). I immediately suggested him to be the Press Secretary. THAT would be all kinds of epic.

    • @menusurgeon5559
      @menusurgeon5559 Місяць тому

      Would you INTERPRET me? I'd INTERPRET me.

  • @Eihort
    @Eihort Місяць тому +17

    LINECROSSER.... If EVER there was a time to introduce a Tu-95 character, THAT WAS IT.... I mean, isn't he mistreated, starving, and part of a circus?

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 Місяць тому +2

      he is also technically a bear, and there is one we technically have access to even though it's a museum piece now

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 Місяць тому +387

    Grandpa BUFF is pretty libertarian, honestly. I especially like his stance on renovating the postal system.

    • @FoxtrotYouniform
      @FoxtrotYouniform Місяць тому +5

      cut deep with this one 😂

    • @chrishovey2465
      @chrishovey2465 Місяць тому +6

      As a postal employee I like that

    • @krisshnapeswanipeswani3190
      @krisshnapeswanipeswani3190 Місяць тому

      Yeah but the govt is neesscary for eg the fostir acre system or medicaid or the FdA. Oretty sure you dont want hair in your sausages. Vote blue to ensure that we dont have a concicted criminal in office

    • @jamesp7753
      @jamesp7753 Місяць тому +4

      He has my vote

    • @rhvette
      @rhvette Місяць тому +4

      What do you mean renovating? Northrop Grumman already makes the LLV mail truck.

  • @Wedge-Antilles
    @Wedge-Antilles Місяць тому +19

    Term limits for all politicians and get rid of the pensions for politicians too. Make them rely on Social Security and that way it is protected

    • @zuzax1656
      @zuzax1656 Місяць тому +2

      Agree with getting rid of the pensions. Treat them just like any other employee. 6 months unemployment (max) just like anyone else. Then, you're on your own.

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 Місяць тому +1

      I would also like to see their salaries tied to the median income of their constituents. You wanna see record economic growth? Tie their pay to that of their constituents, and watch them all remember how economics works.

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 Місяць тому +251

    DO. NOT. GIVE. OUR. HAT. THE. BUFF.
    I can’t handle all the new war crimes that pairing would create

    • @Gaara1019
      @Gaara1019 Місяць тому +36

      But but but...chaos...

    • @joeclaridy
      @joeclaridy Місяць тому +36

      DO IT! (In my Palpatine voice)

    • @jloiben12
      @jloiben12 Місяць тому +19

      @@joeclaridy
      You were supposed to be the chosen one (Obi says to Grandpa Buff)! You were supposed to defeat the dark side, not join it!

    • @leeteague8126
      @leeteague8126 Місяць тому +21

      Do you know how many gooses they could fit in the buff?

    • @jamesp7753
      @jamesp7753 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@jloiben12now change that to B29, and we have the next episodes

  • @Dayhawk101
    @Dayhawk101 Місяць тому +11

    THANK YOU GRANDPA BUFF! TERM LIMITS FOR SENATORS AND CONGRESSMEN PLEASE! I totally support this and The Buff for President. Definitely voting that way. You have covered one of my primary wants from a candidate.

  • @Bromastiff
    @Bromastiff Місяць тому +68

    @HL New T-shirt "you can't spell "Manslaughter" without "Laughter" - Grampa buff 2024

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav Місяць тому +1

      That's such an Ancient quote, although the original was Slaughter not Manslaughter,

  • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
    @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it Місяць тому +83

    As a Brit, America is correct, we have no right to talk about how America handles it's problems with the state of our country.

    • @BewilderedDuck-e5l
      @BewilderedDuck-e5l Місяць тому +4

      As a fellow Brit I request you stop reading the Daily Wail 😂

    • @yonumpty
      @yonumpty Місяць тому

      We still have less fatalities by knifes even when adjusted per capita the US still beats us on knife crime. It just doesn't factor into their narrative as it's not that important compared to the at one point greater than 1 school shooting a day....

    • @MrJDFallon
      @MrJDFallon Місяць тому +18

      @@BewilderedDuck-e5lI mean, I’m British and only 16 yet have personally been threatened by a man in his mid 30’s with a machete…

    • @joeblow5214
      @joeblow5214 Місяць тому +1

      @@BewilderedDuck-e5l And you would prefer the dolts over at the BBC or Guardian? They are all trash with a different bent that can all get bent.

    • @joeltrekwars2162
      @joeltrekwars2162 Місяць тому +6

      @@MrJDFallon nah, personal anecdotes are NEVER valid whatsoever to the narrative.
      JK, you're goshdarnit right.

  • @jpfeif29
    @jpfeif29 Місяць тому +210

    The JDAM speaks the true true.

    • @mrfuzzerkins4170
      @mrfuzzerkins4170 Місяць тому +9

      One is really needed on most situations aren't they?

    • @t.j.cornett7495
      @t.j.cornett7495 Місяць тому +5

      I know. I know...

    • @hungriestshark8370
      @hungriestshark8370 Місяць тому

      ​@@mrfuzzerkins4170tell that to the pilots that were told 2 to wipe out the enemy encampment, but dropped 10 to destroy the whole town, cause they thought they heard 10. The TACP operator had to argue with higher ups to tell them that he said 2.

    • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
      @SomeOrdinaryJanitor Місяць тому

      @@mrfuzzerkins4170 and only one, they tend to get the message the first time.

    • @moonbeamjones9888
      @moonbeamjones9888 Місяць тому

      Da true true 😂

  • @Jjk82486
    @Jjk82486 Місяць тому +28

    Good LORD...Leaving me alone, term limits, and actually using force against thugs...I would vote for Buff so fast.

  • @hugoandre96
    @hugoandre96 Місяць тому +209

    I love buff. I was thinking more of scheduling the building for demolition and not telling the illegal occupants

    • @davidbilich1708
      @davidbilich1708 Місяць тому +11

      The building is scheduled for demolition... due to code co.pliance failures... the slum lord who owns the building who had to surrender it to the city is blaming "the gangs" for the lack of repairs so the tenants can't sue him.

    • @hugoandre96
      @hugoandre96 Місяць тому +7

      @@davidbilich1708 perfect. Set the charges and don't tell the illegals

    • @robertbelluchi1151
      @robertbelluchi1151 Місяць тому +1

      The bad part about is, the landloard had just renovated.

    • @hugoandre96
      @hugoandre96 Місяць тому +3

      @@robertbelluchi1151 There are fresh organs inside the building

    • @Clutch275
      @Clutch275 Місяць тому +4

      @@robertbelluchi1151 no he didnt

  • @seansterling5322
    @seansterling5322 Місяць тому +49

    See the letter is very specific to a person, namely the leader of the idiots. The JDAM is a "to whom it may concern" so that the entire group gets the message at the same time. Grandpa BUFF is actually very considerate to consider all of the people involved.

    • @p_serdiuk
      @p_serdiuk Місяць тому +5

      JDAM is too precise for that description
      It's more like "Howdy y'all!"

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 Місяць тому

      See, this is the kind of inclusivity I can get behind.

    • @seansterling5322
      @seansterling5322 Місяць тому

      @@p_serdiuk LMFAO

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom573 Місяць тому +29

    With that stance, I would definitely vote for Buff. Who else?

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 Місяць тому +3

      thats only the most important things that i think every reasonable human agrees on

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 Місяць тому +4

      As long as he reinstates RvW and limits inflation im all for it

    • @sarahgracecornell9917
      @sarahgracecornell9917 Місяць тому

      Time to write in some fictional characters because the real people suck.

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 Місяць тому

      @@thedyingmeme6 RvW was a mistake to begin with, thats not up to the feds. and they also cant control inflation

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 Місяць тому +3

      @@thedyingmeme6 RvW was a mistake in the first place, not something the feds should do. and the fed has no intent to fix inflation

  • @rohgain7359
    @rohgain7359 Місяць тому +3

    1:42.....Damn Right! Buff/Franklin 2024!

  • @Falzyker
    @Falzyker Місяць тому +56

    Brother as a Venezuelan I hope those guys don't get prison, I hope they get to meet Saint Peter.

    • @robertbelluchi1151
      @robertbelluchi1151 Місяць тому +4

      St. Peter! Sorry fellas, it's a long drop to HELL!

    • @joeclaridy
      @joeclaridy Місяць тому +2

      That's harsh but probably fair. What did they do? I haven't been paying attention to domestic news outlets for a few years.

    • @estyria777
      @estyria777 Місяць тому +9

      @@joeclaridy A Venezuelan gang took over a couple of buildings in Aurora, CO, essentially yanking the legal residents out of their apartments and installing illegal immigrants in their place. Brett Cooper here on youtube covered the inane back and forth between the Aurora city councilwoman saying 'This is happening," the mayor of Denver saying "No, it's not, don't make crap up," the mayor of Aurora coming back with "Yeah she's right, it's really happening." And then the governor also attempting to gaslight everyone into thinking "There's nothing to see here, folks." There is security footage. People are terrified. Clearly the gang knew *exactly* which part of Colorado was safe for that nonsense. *glares in Texan*

    • @malcire
      @malcire Місяць тому +2

      ​@@estyria777
      Is their security footage of them forcing residents out? All I've seen is the clip of them walking around with guns.

    • @jynixbaby
      @jynixbaby Місяць тому +4

      See today's news, landlord used vgangs as an excuse to not fix his property he settled to keep from going to jail. The 4 people on video I have been identified/caught. Sleezy landlord. I wonder if he paid them to terrorize the tenants

  • @Aaron-ne4kr
    @Aaron-ne4kr Місяць тому +8

    Missed opportunity for "RacGyver" at 1:25

  • @TheF15ace
    @TheF15ace Місяць тому +19

    I lost it at the ''tape it to the side of a JDAM...'' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JuliaSin
    @JuliaSin Місяць тому +9

    Wore my buff franklin 24 shirt today at my moms drs apt. He has alot of seniors voting for him now❤

  • @MV_Koron
    @MV_Koron Місяць тому +46

    In the spirit of the last two episodes before it, if we really want to run BUFF, we should get him a girlfriend. Age-wise I suggest the Lockheed Constellation (though Connie is the great-aunt of the F-35)

    • @marktwaine9344
      @marktwaine9344 Місяць тому +11

      look it up, yep, Connie has some great lines aaaaand a triple tail...🤣

    • @highendservicesbarrieont8347
      @highendservicesbarrieont8347 Місяць тому +6

      A classy but fiery and experienced Britis Spitfire perhaps?

    • @canis187
      @canis187 Місяць тому +7

      Also Connie was one of the first dedicated Presidential aircraft. I don't think the "Airforce One" moniker existed back then, but it did have the iconic White over Blue paint scheme.

    • @honeybadger6493
      @honeybadger6493 Місяць тому +10

      Isn't Buff bitter because his lady ran off with the U2?

    • @marktwaine9344
      @marktwaine9344 Місяць тому +3

      @@honeybadger6493 yep, that would be correct...

  • @davidp2827
    @davidp2827 Місяць тому +7

    Just to correct something, No, she didn't have her limbs severed or her lips cut off. She was held in captivity and s****ally assaulted as well as physically and emotionally abused. Denied food, water, hygiene. Got pregnant and was forced to get an abortion.
    Doctors knew about the injuries but assumed it was DV as when probed she wouldn't answer (Afraid of threats made by the man if she did), Apparently they can’t do anything if a grown up doesn’t want to cooperate, the Doctors eventually 'found' out after she arrived with a dislocated shoulder as she spilled the beans.
    NONE of this is to detract from her experience or the monster status of the guy but in the video there was a bit of disinformation introduced by 'journalists'.

  • @benjaminhoak9884
    @benjaminhoak9884 Місяць тому +14

    "You want to be stupid, you get the bear."😂😂😂

  • @TheGiggleMasterP
    @TheGiggleMasterP Місяць тому +20

    Men who make women choose the bear should get the bear.

  • @zacharylaprete1940
    @zacharylaprete1940 Місяць тому +22

    Cheaper than having to demo that shit ourselves.

    • @davidbilich1708
      @davidbilich1708 Місяць тому

      Plus it was built to unalive russians...

  • @amanawolf9166
    @amanawolf9166 Місяць тому +21

    We need term limits in Congress, the Senate, and the Supreme Court. President serves two terms, and they serve the same.

    • @jstoli996c4s
      @jstoli996c4s Місяць тому +2

      I would also suggest an age limit too, somewhere between age 75-80 as the cutoff.

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 Місяць тому

      @@jstoli996c4s i would say retirement age

  • @jdluntjr76226
    @jdluntjr76226 Місяць тому +13

    It’s still waterboarding if you use jet fuel - and grandpa Buff attaching his perfectly reasonable letter to a JDAM. 😂😂😂

  • @MJ-kc8iz
    @MJ-kc8iz Місяць тому +3

    Buff/Franklin '24! I've been a proud supporter since Grandpa Buff announced his candidacy.

  • @andrewhamop6665
    @andrewhamop6665 Місяць тому +39

    Hahaha, any raccoon that can assemble a ham radio and confuse the fuck out of NASA engineers gets my vote!
    Also yes Raptor, it is in fact still waterboarding if you use jet fuel. Though you get the added bonus of being able to turn up the heat... So to speak.
    Laughs were had, thanks HLC!

    • @aragorn1780
      @aragorn1780 Місяць тому +3

      it's not the waterboarding that's getting added to the checklist... it's the holding a zippo over them afterwards xD

  • @VanOfSalt
    @VanOfSalt Місяць тому +3

    Could you imagine a Total War American Economy?
    I’d never want that scenario but it’s terrifying lol

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 Місяць тому

      We went Total War back in WW2. The US going to Total War in the modern day would be even more terrifying. Though they'd probably have to reinstate the draft and include more physical training in Basic.

    • @buknekkit3084
      @buknekkit3084 Місяць тому +1

      ​@sonofjack6286 also have to completely re-tool the industrial complex since most of it has gone overseas in the last 40 years

  • @fordlord7297
    @fordlord7297 Місяць тому +11

    Great t shirt “Play Stupid Games,You get the Bear” 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @fordlord7297
      @fordlord7297 Місяць тому

      Bear dressed up like a circus clown 🤡

    • @Clutch275
      @Clutch275 Місяць тому +1

      Thats is a real skit from SNL with Mike Myers... "you Get The Bear" Check it out

  • @clifmillwood
    @clifmillwood Місяць тому +8

    BUFF-FRANKLIN 2024!! Got my vote!!!

  • @MoonMoon-gu2ge
    @MoonMoon-gu2ge Місяць тому +25

    water boarding is illegal, we would never do that. However, drowning resistance training is merely meant to build the recipient up.

    • @jorgefloresfelix3460
      @jorgefloresfelix3460 Місяць тому +7

      Assisted hydration never hurt anyone 😂

    • @shannonrhoads7099
      @shannonrhoads7099 Місяць тому +3

      @@jorgefloresfelix3460
      It ewas simply a mid-interrogation refueiling. We are really good at mobile refueling. Our boats do it, oour planes do it, don't see why our prisons can't do it. We can use a prison van so it's even properly underway.

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 Місяць тому +1

      I still like "tactical baptism".

  • @joncrow3228
    @joncrow3228 Місяць тому +3

    Buff/Franklin ‘24 has my vote. They couldn’t POSSIBLY be worse than the other options!

  • @RvnKnight
    @RvnKnight Місяць тому +3

    My only concern with the JDAM is the collateral damage to the innocents in/around the building. Plus, a GMLRS round is stupidly accurate where we can shoot it through a window two floors above the target and hit the target (that is all unclass, the actual accuracy and range I will not share as I value not being in a 10x10 cell with "Bubba"). We can also shoot a 155 RAP the same way, but they aren't as much fun.

  • @phytonso9877
    @phytonso9877 Місяць тому +3

    I love Poland channeling Jimmy McNulty from The Wire. "What the fuck did I do?"

  • @jynixbaby
    @jynixbaby Місяць тому +7

    Polar bears are inherently aggressive. Give them a mile head start to be merciful.😊

  • @LoNoOr37
    @LoNoOr37 Місяць тому +3

    I'm from Colorado and I approve of this message.
    Buff-Franklin 2024!!! And the Kid for Secretary of Defense. Let's do it!

  • @Crimsonlupus
    @Crimsonlupus Місяць тому +11

    Here early for once, time to get my only trusted source for geopolitical news. (I wish I was joking)

    • @adozer6848
      @adozer6848 Місяць тому +2

      I showed my girl friend one of his older videos. She thought I was crazy. Then I told her to look up the stuff that was talked about. She came back a few minutes later and said, “yeah that was way more entertaining than the regular news”

    • @Crimsonlupus
      @Crimsonlupus Місяць тому +2

      @@adozer6848 nice lol

  • @Raccoonactual
    @Raccoonactual Місяць тому +5

    Buff-"What are you thinking? 30 weight? 40 weight?"
    Franklin- "Gear oil"

    • @djsonicc
      @djsonicc Місяць тому

      "145 weight sounds nice"

    • @IHateYoutubeHandles615
      @IHateYoutubeHandles615 Місяць тому

      Bunker fuel.

    • @xelgin
      @xelgin Місяць тому +1

      Burnt, used gear oil. Christ I can smell it just from typing that out.

  • @Yf23betterthan22
    @Yf23betterthan22 Місяць тому +45

    Kid, dad is sorry for whacking Franklin with the baseball bat, he didn't know that frainklin was well a raccoon.

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 Місяць тому +2

      Hey dont let The Kid read your un he's gonna blow an engine, then try to Mortal Kombat Fatality you

  • @shadowking7920
    @shadowking7920 Місяць тому +3

    2:30 not only that instead of guns it's mostly Knife violence that they had to bring chain mail armor back in the modern day to face them with literal swords. They got the medieval times if you want actual history event like larping head over there

  • @mikemaresca4999
    @mikemaresca4999 Місяць тому +7

    BUFF crewdog here, you have us nailed.

  • @devinpeterson9437
    @devinpeterson9437 Місяць тому +2

    Grandpa Buff 2024!
    And a big shout out to the heroes defending US. 🖖

  • @Cherokee9898
    @Cherokee9898 Місяць тому +3

    If Buff and Franklin set term limits for all political offices they’ve got my vote. Time for career politics to come to an end.

  • @exodus9941
    @exodus9941 Місяць тому +1

    Happy he brought the bear joke from the unsub podcast in. One of the greatest bits from that imo.

  • @EnerJon90
    @EnerJon90 Місяць тому +3

    The buff meister .."I don't negotiate with fucking thugs" he's the best 💪👍❤️ lol

  • @knpark2025
    @knpark2025 Місяць тому

    Great, HLC, now I can't *unsee* "Man's Laughter" from "manslaughter" ever again.

  • @JonBowden-x2q
    @JonBowden-x2q Місяць тому +6

    It's not waterboarding. It's... shall we say... baptism by fire.

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 Місяць тому +1

    Waterboarding with jet fuel nearly sounds like an Air-force stunt at a party lmao

  • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
    @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Місяць тому +4

    Senator Robert Byrd, Democrat from West Virginia, longest serving U.S. Senator ever…. And a KKK Exalted Cyclops; died in office in 2010 (I think that was 51 years in the Senate for him)…. we should have had term limits a LONG time ago…..

  • @dynamix1862
    @dynamix1862 Місяць тому

    This video has it all, I laughed so hard at to many jokes. Probably my fifth time watching it and I still get a chuckle or two.

  • @MisterSherlock
    @MisterSherlock Місяць тому +4

    Oh ya the french guy only got caught bc he was under investigation for a different crime and they found hundreds of recordings of the many men taking turns, meaning that it could have gone for a lot longer.

  • @andrewhinson4323
    @andrewhinson4323 Місяць тому +1

    The “lets set those guys up with a bear” line sold me. Buff franklin, lets go.!

  • @troystaunton254
    @troystaunton254 Місяць тому +3

    2:08 honestly first thought was “damn why write a letter, marines can’t read”

  • @devinmcleod3395
    @devinmcleod3395 Місяць тому

    Taping a very assertive letter to the side of a JDAM is the modern equivalent of ground crew and pilots writing taunts on the side of bombs.
    I love it

  • @LoganKoster
    @LoganKoster Місяць тому +3

    Franklin is the brother of rocket from guardians of the galaxy

  • @randomaccount-dq1jq
    @randomaccount-dq1jq Місяць тому +2

    Scotland can attest Poland make some absolutely brilliant bears that k ow when to turn on the aggression, R.I.P Corporal Wojtek.

  • @drtidrow
    @drtidrow Місяць тому +18

    I wonder how many write-ins for "BUFF/Franklin" there'll be in the 2024 election... 🤣🤣

    • @ronwalsh
      @ronwalsh Місяць тому +3

      I think this is really the only logical choice.

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 Місяць тому +1

      pls don't encourage it.

    • @omniverse7976
      @omniverse7976 Місяць тому +6

      Please encourage it. I would kill for there to be a news story on CNN “Who the heck are BUFF and Franklin?!” After there’s like 30k votes just saying that.

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@omniverse7976we should all do it. the memes would be legendary. 2nd place was a talking plan and a fictional squirrel?! im now hearing its from an 'influencer'

    • @omniverse7976
      @omniverse7976 Місяць тому +1

      @@bradhaines3142 dude I would genuinely love it so much. Not only would HLC possibly get more views, but these videos are funny and don’t have a political stance except for: “DC sucks, anyways.”

  • @williammurray4588
    @williammurray4588 Місяць тому

    This man never misses with the one liners and zingers!!!

  • @Razgriz_Demon88
    @Razgriz_Demon88 Місяць тому +3

    Poland - "what the fuck did I do?" 😂😂😂

  • @anderewisp1
    @anderewisp1 Місяць тому +4

    Wanna be stupid? You get the bear, the wolves and the cougars...

  • @peterbechamp9092
    @peterbechamp9092 Місяць тому +3

    HCL I hate you I have severe food poisoning and making me laugh this hard is curling unusual punishment😂😂😂😂😂

  • @robertbelluchi1151
    @robertbelluchi1151 Місяць тому +3

    HBL, wow! People all over the world are waiting for your video antics! 😎

  • @stick_person857
    @stick_person857 Місяць тому +10

    Now I want the bear thing to be real damn it

    • @davidbilich1708
      @davidbilich1708 Місяць тому +1

      In 1962 we did launch a bear from a supersonic jet. It parachuted to the ground safely in a capsule... it was not done in anger however.

    • @stick_person857
      @stick_person857 Місяць тому +1

      For shits and giggle or what exactly what was the reason for it

  • @cygmas7
    @cygmas7 Місяць тому +2

    Grandpa Buff and I have the same ideas, and I'm all for it. Buff Franklin 2024.

  • @Veltani
    @Veltani Місяць тому +41

    The Kid - "Ok Supreme Court... time to intercept you"

    • @guamsoncruz5107
      @guamsoncruz5107 Місяць тому

      Even the f-22 would not waste a missile on them

    • @WolfGuardian495
      @WolfGuardian495 Місяць тому +1

      And what is wrong with our supreme court?

    • @Veltani
      @Veltani Місяць тому

      @@WolfGuardian495 Just winding back civil rights to maybe around 1776 era.

    • @WolfGuardian495
      @WolfGuardian495 Місяць тому

      @@Veltani please explain that statement.

    • @Veltani
      @Veltani Місяць тому

      @WolfGuardian495 looking from an Australian view. Termination of the rights to seek safe abortions. The seeking of overturning the rights to seek safe and affective birth control.
      The seeking of overturning basic health services as a right to ALL citizens. The seeking of overturning certain services that give equal and fair treatment for ALL citizens.
      It is weird for a country that is allegedly the home of free, has more signs that that freedom is only applicable to those who are of a certain race, gender, religion, or political alignment.

  • @KFIUEJEJJDO
    @KFIUEJEJJDO Місяць тому +1

    "ya get the bear."
    Also, I think it would be cool to see some other shots of our freedom machines talking at us in their familiar and lovable character voices. Maybe some lip close-ups of that young raptor over there? Idk, just a thought? Ol' dummy is hurtin' for a squirtin'.

  • @vampdan
    @vampdan Місяць тому +5

    Term limits will not solve the problem. "If you have selfish, ignorant voters you're going to have selfish, ignorant leaders. Its the best we can do. It's what our system produces. Gabrage in: garbage out." George Carlin
    Term limits also empower entrenched bureaucrats who only have to wait out the term of would-be reformers.

    • @bad1cj
      @bad1cj Місяць тому

      There is no solve the problem… Even if they “wait” out the limits it’s better then them staying in office and retaining the power and immunities they receive from doing so. Also gives them more time to screw up outside of office cause they have more time now… However if you really want not garbage politicians, not only do you have to freeze their assets. You’d have to make it so they could now profit later… also remove “fines” from insider trading and put mandatory YEARS of prison time in gitmo. Or some other deep dark hole. None of this rich elite Martha Stuart club stuff. Treason to the oaths of office should be treated as treason. None of this I didn’t know crap from a previous presidential candidate. You get higher clearance and access to intel that could end thousands of lives. Read the fine print go go be another ignorant civilian. Duty should mean something.

  • @sarahgracecornell9917
    @sarahgracecornell9917 Місяць тому +1

    Buff has me wanting to write in two fictional characters for president this year.

  • @mikekopack6441
    @mikekopack6441 Місяць тому +5

    Hahaha can’t spell manslaughter without laughter!!!! 😂

  • @siliciaveerah9327
    @siliciaveerah9327 Місяць тому +2

    you know... i can get behind grandpa's buff stance on politics

  • @mikehancho5286
    @mikehancho5286 Місяць тому +21

    The fact these "gangs" are not being used as "training" by some type of 3 letter agency or group , or specific groups with in the Natty Guard seems like a lost "opportunity".

    • @wolflilith5137
      @wolflilith5137 Місяць тому

      Because they're a bunch of tenants protesting a shitbag slumlord, not a gang.

    • @skechij5856
      @skechij5856 Місяць тому +6

      Well the most up-to-date details are that the residents of those complexes deny any major gang activity and that the entire story was manufactured by the slumlords that own the complexes with the help of a PR firm they hired.

    •  Місяць тому +2

      @@skechij5856 Which is funny given the video footage of it happening.
      But hey when you and your loved ones are under threat of murder of course you will say what the thugs demand you say.

    • @skechij5856
      @skechij5856 Місяць тому +3

      If the community mobilized in their defense out of fear…I have trouble feeling sorry for them. But I look forward to seeing what further investigation reveals about this story.

  • @lonnyyoung4285
    @lonnyyoung4285 Місяць тому +1

    And that is why Buff/Franklin is getting my vote.

  • @MacOriginalGamer
    @MacOriginalGamer Місяць тому +6

    Gotta love Grandpa Buff! 🍺😎
    Yes it's still waterboarding if you use jet fuel.

  • @briannorman4691
    @briannorman4691 Місяць тому +1

    "You want to be stupid. You get the Bear. "🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Xsiondu
    @Xsiondu Місяць тому +4

    I can't say I disagree with the Bear protocol

  • @autumnberend828
    @autumnberend828 Місяць тому

    Wow... I never noticed the "laughter" in manslaughter before. That just hit me...

  • @joshuaKF0QHA
    @joshuaKF0QHA Місяць тому +3

    Honestly, a HAM radio causing interference could be entirely possible. There is HAM radio equipment on the ISS, and HAM radio operators do use it as a repeater. Could just be someone who got something funky going on with their station.

  • @beatboxbuggi6884
    @beatboxbuggi6884 Місяць тому +1

    I feel like raccoons are probably exempt from the Geneva conventions

  • @mirandigriffin9879
    @mirandigriffin9879 Місяць тому +6

    Don't forget drug addiction and overdoses everywhere all over the earth

  • @goodolboston4522
    @goodolboston4522 Місяць тому +1

    Canadian B52s...oh dear God, that is both terrifying and... yeah, no just terrifying

  • @dutchvanderbilt9969
    @dutchvanderbilt9969 Місяць тому +14

    I generally agree with what Franklin was saying about bears except for grizzly bears. Those guys are aggressive either because you're in their territory, you're messing with their babies, they're hungry, or they're bored.

    • @bluephoenix9293
      @bluephoenix9293 Місяць тому +7

      Or they’re on cocaine

    • @dutchvanderbilt9969
      @dutchvanderbilt9969 Місяць тому

      @@bluephoenix9293 well that was just the once.

    • @benn454
      @benn454 Місяць тому

      Polar bears are even worse. They wake up and choose violence EVERY day.

    • @anasazidarkmoon
      @anasazidarkmoon Місяць тому +4

      @dutchvanderbilt9969 From what I've heard, polar bears are worse.

    • @KyrenaH
      @KyrenaH Місяць тому

      Or they've been conditioned to see humans as a source of food. There's a reason that most National parks tell tourists not to leave food out.

  • @benjaminmosman4767
    @benjaminmosman4767 Місяць тому +1

    They have my vote too, Buff-Franklin 2024!