King's Quest VII - Ways to Lose - Chapters 1 & 2 (HD)

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  • Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
  • Now with rolling timpanis!
    The videos have been updated with better music, better lip synchronization, and an HD option.
    Thanks to Inferno04 for informing me of the sandstorm death, and to both takarifreak and SonicDestroyer12 for informing me of the crystal dragon death. (The crystal dragon death only appears in an earlier version of the game.)

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  • @animejac7049
    @animejac7049 11 років тому +60

    "That troll won't be reasoned with."
    Welcome to the internet.

  • @Lordgenome76
    @Lordgenome76 9 років тому +24

    I wish we still had stuff like this today.

  • @corjonbett
    @corjonbett 10 років тому +16

    Death 1: She walked too far in the desert and dropped dead of dehydration.
    Whirlwind: That freshh water is meant for Farwalker, and if Valanice drinks it, the game becomes unwinnable. So they send a sandstorm to pick her bones clean as punishment. Beats spending hours figuring out where you went wrong, Valanice even mentions EXACTLY where you made a fatal error, which is nice!

    • @jlex1049
      @jlex1049 3 роки тому +1

      Bullshit, you can make countless pots of fresh water.

    • @Tabledar
      @Tabledar 2 роки тому +3

      @@jlex1049 That's in the newer version of the game.

  • @HomeFreakinRun
    @HomeFreakinRun 10 років тому +25

    20 seconds in and I'm already laughing. I love how hard she hit the damn sand when she died from dehydration.

    • @broden4838
      @broden4838 3 роки тому +1

      Hmmm... Wandering through the desert got me no where fast.

  • @ShinMajin
    @ShinMajin 10 років тому +22

    That scorpion made some...interesting noises...

  • @googlesu
    @googlesu 8 років тому +19

    Some parts of that game scares me even a decade after I played that game

  • @Eliteninjasauce
    @Eliteninjasauce 12 років тому +11

    I know a lot of people think that Ooga Booga land was the most scary part of this game but dang I was always more afraid of the desert. I always felt so alone in the desert. I always wanted to try drinking fresh water in the desert to see how far I could I travel. Today was the first day I saw the 1:00 death and WOW! 16 years later this game still scares the pants off me.

    • @Sarato
      @Sarato 2 роки тому +1

      That's probably the scariest death from the game and this is the first time I've seen it.

  • @ErikTravellingPlaces
    @ErikTravellingPlaces 14 років тому +5

    KQ VII is the reason why I ever got involved in this fantastic game saga!

  • @spuzzfipple951
    @spuzzfipple951 2 роки тому +3

    Just popping in from the Game Grumps to see the deaths Danny and Brian missed. How're y'all doin'?

  • @jlex1049
    @jlex1049 3 роки тому +2

    That instant collapse after clicking the salt water pot on yourself.....

  • @LadyRevan7
    @LadyRevan7 15 років тому +3

    i love the way it says "you have expired" like you're milk or something..
    holy crap, that one at 0:55..i've never seen that one before! if i saw that the first time i played it (when i was little) i would have freaked out! O.O
    thanks for sharing, this is awesome! this used to be my favorite game ever

  • @reanukeeves1164
    @reanukeeves1164 5 років тому +8

    The ogres laugh and animation after dropping in the Lava haunts me to this date. But after watch this video Im finally cured. Funny to thing that scared the shit out me a nearly 2 decades ago.
    Edit: troll not ogre

    • @josephmueller3752
      @josephmueller3752 4 роки тому +2

      Fuck, I can't believe someone came to watch this video for my same reason. I bet you too are afraid of psychopaths.

    • @jaygooese4242
      @jaygooese4242 Рік тому +1

      Makes me laugh too

  • @DirgeTV
    @DirgeTV 3 роки тому +1

    "You have expired" The forerunner to "You died"

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 11 місяців тому

    @1:19 Square Cube Law: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @Marlene55M
    @Marlene55M 15 років тому +1

    LOL... I guess when I first played this game, I died all of these death... or nearly all of them... great stuff!

  • @shadyparadox
    @shadyparadox  15 років тому +1

    Correct. Drinking the fresh water in the desert extends the time limit from about two minutes to around five or six. But the game hints this isn't productive by sending the sandstorm. The extended limit is also why most people haven't seen it.

  • @shadyparadox
    @shadyparadox  15 років тому +1

    Yeah, I'm looking at the old playthrough and it could definitely use an upgrade. But it's harder to make the HD vids mainly because of the different music. So that project will be much more involved than the first one.
    I am willing to do it, as it has been on my to-do list for over a year. It's just that there have been other projects that have been keeping my attention.
    But I promise I will get to it soon!

  • @UCSPanther20
    @UCSPanther20 10 років тому +5

    3:42
    OOOOHHH NOOOO!!!!!

    • @broden4838
      @broden4838 4 роки тому

      I guess I got a little too close to the edge...

  • @an0ana
    @an0ana Рік тому

    YES! The death by the dragon tail! Finally saw it again, thank you! Anyone remember getting killed by the desert wanderer? I swear he killed you if you kept talking to him.

  • @slitor
    @slitor 2 роки тому +1

    OH MAN! Some of these not even I discoverd.

  • @MTTT19
    @MTTT19 3 роки тому +1

    I remember when I was a kid, I used to think “Why doesn’t Rosella just tell Matilda that there’s some bellend troll that won’t let her cross the bridge?”
    But this is Sierra logic

    • @shadyparadox
      @shadyparadox  3 роки тому +2

      Even worse, she flat out _murders_ him.
      Not a typical way to handle a civilian obstacle, even for Sierra.

    • @flowerlover9686
      @flowerlover9686 3 роки тому

      @@shadyparadox According to the King's Quest companion, the troll didn't die when he got knocked into the lava.

  • @SaphiraTheMongoose
    @SaphiraTheMongoose 13 років тому +1

    ROFL at the cart death.

  • @broden4838
    @broden4838 4 роки тому +1

    If this gets remastered, I hope they keep the original audio (even thought I would be somewhat OK if Kari Wahlgren or Cherami Leigh voices Valanice and Rosella)

  • @shadyparadox
    @shadyparadox  12 років тому

    @ainmals1 Yes. I had to redo the video once someone else informed me of it since it's a bit obscure.

  • @Jessicanimation
    @Jessicanimation 8 років тому +11

    How exactly was this game child-friendly?? These deaths disturbed me as a kid.

    • @trainguy111
      @trainguy111 8 років тому +2

      I don't know. I've seen worse.

    • @TheItalianFun
      @TheItalianFun 7 років тому +6

      Amelia Seyruun same here. this game used to scare the shit out of me

    • @Jessicanimation
      @Jessicanimation 7 років тому +4

      Right? I thought it looked like a Disney game and then.... o.o

    • @nukami
      @nukami 6 років тому +1

      Nah, didn't creep me out.
      The scorpion and the farwalker did though.

    • @nukami
      @nukami 6 років тому +2

      They are not violent but are very disturbing indeed, they even creep me out a ltitle bit right now. These noises though.

  • @alexandregingras1622
    @alexandregingras1622 Рік тому

    At least she didn't tickle the sleeping dragon... The founders of Hogwarts would be very pissed!

    • @iriskalitvinova4734
      @iriskalitvinova4734 Рік тому +1

      Oh~! A Harry Potter nostalgia, huh? I guess I'm not the only one who thinks about Harry Potter movies and books all the time, don't I, Ms Gingras? 😏

  • @bentfishy
    @bentfishy 13 років тому +1

    @langwapper Yeah, I remember he would take his hood over and it would scare you too death. LOVED this game!

  • @Angrymonkey2489
    @Angrymonkey2489 14 років тому +1

    The music still scares me XD

  • @jaygooese4242
    @jaygooese4242 Рік тому +1

    A CGI dragon okay 6:10

  • @Squiglypig
    @Squiglypig 11 років тому

    4:26
    Very good internet advice from Princess Rosella :D

  • @Angrymonkey2489
    @Angrymonkey2489 Рік тому

    The music still scares me.

  • @ultimapower6950
    @ultimapower6950 2 роки тому

    0:18 death by deheatdraytion stroke

  • @Flowerbarrel
    @Flowerbarrel 11 років тому +2

    Oh my gosh. The dirt twister death was horrible! O_O

    • @the-nina-beans88
      @the-nina-beans88 Рік тому +1

      That’s the only death I’ve not triggered in the game.

  • @VGSuite
    @VGSuite Рік тому

    Kings Quest 7 Opening fully remastered in HD 108ßp and the Intro song in Stereoquality: ua-cam.com/video/vOdzjJ9Byqg/v-deo.html

  • @RyanBrown2K5
    @RyanBrown2K5 15 років тому

    Ah, better music, too. Nice. ^_^

  • @shadyparadox
    @shadyparadox  13 років тому

    @purpletwist64 It has nothing to do with the wanderer. All that matters is that you drink the fresh water during this trip in the desert.

  • @jaygooese4242
    @jaygooese4242 Рік тому +1

    So made this game?

  • @NessLover94
    @NessLover94 13 років тому +1

    Snow White got owned by the salt water and just look at poor Alice cause she had grown too ugly in chapter 2

  • @deepshockonYT
    @deepshockonYT 12 років тому

    6:10 is perfect. So casual

  • @MrTrojis
    @MrTrojis 14 років тому

    god that damn scorpion killed me so many times -_-

  • @the-nina-beans88
    @the-nina-beans88 Рік тому

    0:53
    The death I’ve yet not trigger in my game.

    • @shadyparadox
      @shadyparadox  Рік тому

      Drink the fresh water, then wait out in the desert away from all the landmarks. As I recall, it does take a really long time to hit.

    • @the-nina-beans88
      @the-nina-beans88 Рік тому

      @@shadyparadox how many spaces from the land marks?( screens changes)

    • @shadyparadox
      @shadyparadox  Рік тому

      @@the-nina-beans88 I don't think it matters, could be anywhere I think.

    • @the-nina-beans88
      @the-nina-beans88 Рік тому

      @@shadyparadox
      I finally triggered that death!
      It took me a bit but after drinking I headed back saw far walker and then the tornado came!

  • @NotABot55
    @NotABot55 3 роки тому

    1:38 *HEADSHOT!*

  • @LucySkyz
    @LucySkyz 15 років тому

    I love shadyparadox too :D

  • @shadyparadox
    @shadyparadox  12 років тому +1

    @ZblueboltZ And the puns...

  • @PatSeagramson
    @PatSeagramson 9 місяців тому

    I just found out you can trade away the corn kernel to the mouse to get the bead. Does that make the game unwinnable?

    • @shadyparadox
      @shadyparadox  8 місяців тому +1

      The game has no unwinnable states. Even Sierra figured out those were bad by then.
      If you trade away the corn kernel, then a second one will appear in the basket. But you don't even need it. If you head south from the opening scene to the skeleton and pick up the horn yourself, you can bypass the fresh water puzzle entirely.

  • @jaygooese4242
    @jaygooese4242 Рік тому +1

    Some of these aren't half bad

  • @trevorsreya8277
    @trevorsreya8277 2 роки тому

    Was there not one for that spirit that's walking through the dessert? When you go to talk to him the first time, he says that he's going mad. And when you talk to him again before giving him fresh water to drink, he yells at you. I would've thought passing him some salt water would've made him violent or something.

    • @shadyparadox
      @shadyparadox  2 роки тому

      If you played this game as a kid, you may misremember it that way because his reaction to the salt water could've definitely freaked some kids out.
      But he doesn't actually kill you. I put his reaction in my walkthrough series, both the initial attempt and the secondary one that repeats.

    • @trevorsreya8277
      @trevorsreya8277 2 роки тому +1

      @@shadyparadox Mmk. And my comment wasn't meant to imply that he did kill you. It was an actual question because I always gave him fresh water. Now that I know that you did it in a playthrough, I'm gonna go look for it to see the reaction.

  • @llamallisallove
    @llamallisallove 13 років тому +1

    what the hell? what's up with the first way she died? she just tripped and fell, and that's sudden death?

  • @gamenightwithjamiibo
    @gamenightwithjamiibo 10 років тому

    I remember this game haha

  • @shadyparadox
    @shadyparadox  13 років тому

    @llamallisallove Takes a couple minutes to die of thirst.

  • @the-nina-beans88
    @the-nina-beans88 10 років тому

    hmm...I've could of sworn blood came out of her when she got squashed by the dragon's tail....

  • @kglaser11
    @kglaser11 10 років тому

    Making Valanice look like Joan Crawford in "Mommie Dearest" didn't make me sympathetic to her when she dropped dead.

  • @backloggamereviews
    @backloggamereviews 2 роки тому

    It’s not the same without the puns

  • @shadyparadox
    @shadyparadox  11 років тому

    Perhaps if you're not using an emulator.

  • @ptboxingagenda4536
    @ptboxingagenda4536 3 роки тому

    2 frames per second, animation that stops when they are talking, the talented voice acting, the mouths that are so much in synch, the types of music who just burst trough each other... its like an active brain of an american.

  • @ArtemusWolfwood
    @ArtemusWolfwood 15 років тому

    Thump.