You Filthy Animal ! Boat Ramp Chit Show ! Wow !

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 220

  • @scoop-sc5gr
    @scoop-sc5gr 4 роки тому +21

    Already got one kid on the way from the Verrado videos

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  4 роки тому +3

      DAM Scoop I'd say sorry but I'm sure the night was worth it !

    • @baaa4698
      @baaa4698 4 роки тому +3

      Better than telling us it was during a Biden press conference🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @709badwolf
      @709badwolf 4 роки тому +2

      congratulations!

    • @kendrickelliott1370
      @kendrickelliott1370 3 роки тому +1

      i realize Im pretty off topic but do anyone know a good website to watch new series online?

    • @princemoshe841
      @princemoshe841 3 роки тому +1

      @Kendrick Elliott I watch on Flixzone. You can find it by googling =)

  • @lsfambam3
    @lsfambam3 2 роки тому +1

    The Mrs is right buy stock in Hefty bags! Yes coming from one of your female followers!! 🤣🤣🤣love the Chit Show!

  • @reneap9049
    @reneap9049 3 роки тому +2

    They senior citizens!!????? LOL!! I’m 55 and can dock a 80 footer bro!! I got your “Senior Citizen”!!! LOL!!!

  • @davidwright7834
    @davidwright7834 2 роки тому +1

    Captain trying to pull the front of boat around with rope. He’s on the boat. 🤣 16:52

  • @36thstreethero
    @36thstreethero 4 роки тому +29

    That radar is sweeping a 150NM radius and using 75% of the onboard power.

    • @reneap9049
      @reneap9049 3 роки тому +1

      You KNOW IT BRO!!

    • @janetyurkin822
      @janetyurkin822 2 роки тому

      Is radar becoming a status symbol on these small boats?
      The woman in the kayak must have a death wish. I’d fear these idiots piloting these powerful boats more than Fred!

  • @EveryoneIsFightingSomeBattle
    @EveryoneIsFightingSomeBattle 4 роки тому +8

    5:19 "they've been here about 6 days" LOLOL
    That damage @ 4:21 was probably sustained during atmospheric reentry

  • @samsuttle5556
    @samsuttle5556 4 роки тому +22

    Hey, hey Alfred, go easy on the “senior citizens” bro. Your best subscribers are seniors ( from Indiana)

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  4 роки тому +10

      Didn't you hear me say , "Dam I just lost "40 percent of my audience "

  • @seanharrison5064
    @seanharrison5064 3 роки тому +3

    It’s like no one pays attention to their surroundings.. amazing!!

  • @Arian0027
    @Arian0027 4 роки тому +18

    When your radar is bigger than your boat 😂

    • @Mo-zv5yc
      @Mo-zv5yc 4 роки тому +2

      The more you can see when running drugs 😂

  • @fmaalouf73
    @fmaalouf73 3 роки тому +1

    Am I the only one that saw the guy pull on the bow anchor line from inside the boat trying to turn the boat correctly on the ramp? 😂🤣😂😂😅😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @Dan6erous
    @Dan6erous 3 роки тому +1

    Many of these people would benefit from a short video on throwing lines that actually move your whole boat alongside the dock, lol.

  • @tammiecox7727
    @tammiecox7727 3 роки тому +1

    You be greeting hype bro your commentary is hands done one of a kind man you get excited easy and go from 0 / 100 realquick

    • @kurt3543
      @kurt3543 11 місяців тому

      Says bro way too many times

  • @johnsmith-zi7jh
    @johnsmith-zi7jh 3 роки тому +5

    He got that radar from the last hurricane when everybody evacuated. He walked down to the marina, uninstalled it, reinstalled it.

  • @dcc2444
    @dcc2444 3 роки тому

    Is a boat, a cruise ship, a ceiling fan...NO it a floating helicopter?!?! LMAO!

  • @michaelatudor4797
    @michaelatudor4797 4 роки тому +13

    😂 chit show at it’s best 😂That radar is huge🤙🏼🌊🌞🌴🐊

    • @akbychoice
      @akbychoice 3 роки тому +2

      Like a Belt Buckle for a boat.

    • @janetyurkin822
      @janetyurkin822 2 роки тому +1

      @@akbychoice 👍

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 роки тому +1

      He's also sending radiation to everybody at the Dock which is kind of stupid !

  • @xXJBrutalXx
    @xXJBrutalXx 2 роки тому +1

    bro snagged the radar off the USS Nimitz trying to turn his boat into a helicopter.

  • @nutsmcflurry3737
    @nutsmcflurry3737 3 роки тому +6

    A sail boat with training wheels, who knew.

  • @italiansister8069
    @italiansister8069 4 роки тому +1

    That big as* Radar on the boat found you Alfred 😆🤣😂😆🤣😅🤣😅🤣 you are the king

  • @elianselmi4099
    @elianselmi4099 4 роки тому +6

    LMAO... "get one of the extra-large hefty bags" ! only on Alfred Montaner Chit Show! :-)

  • @chairfarmer1511
    @chairfarmer1511 3 роки тому +2

    You should monitor the TowBoat and Marine Patrol channels for context. Good job!

  • @baaa4698
    @baaa4698 4 роки тому +8

    Every time mamacita has a cameo appearance I get the impression she’s less than impressed with the chit show and Alfs humor. (“You gotta fix that, bro”😋)

  • @davidleblanc4712
    @davidleblanc4712 4 роки тому +6

    ALFRED WE GOT 10 INCHES OF SNOW YESTERDAY IN MONTREAL...WE NEED MORE SAND BAR VIDEO'S...LOL

  • @monstery121
    @monstery121 3 роки тому +2

    10:23 I had to replay that couple of times. We need more of them shots Alfred

  • @Stefan-wu3bs
    @Stefan-wu3bs 4 роки тому

    The folding trimaran is super cool! Even the blow-boaters love the Chit Show!

  • @BLAMBERRY
    @BLAMBERRY 3 роки тому +1

    That radar is gonna give them cancer

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 роки тому +1

      I doubt it's a real Radar unit, rather it is a revolving piece of metal !

  • @trevorb3521
    @trevorb3521 3 роки тому

    Your wife seems like a pretty cool woman!! She's funny!!

  • @oeoshutton6134
    @oeoshutton6134 3 роки тому +1

    Funny stuff Chit, I've been on boats for years and this is amazing silly. I've docked sailing into a slip better than some of these folks. Ah good stuff love your channel.

  • @davebardo8122
    @davebardo8122 3 роки тому +2

    boat lessons 101.......lol.......omg

  • @frankpazos9369
    @frankpazos9369 4 роки тому +4

    The guy at 16:55 cracks me up. He is on the boat pulling on the bow line.

    • @TuSofoke809.
      @TuSofoke809. 4 роки тому +1

      My propeller hub broke down and I tray to fix it at the ramp but at west marine don’t have the right hub for it 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @58TMJ
    @58TMJ 4 роки тому +2

    The Master King is back at it !!! Awesome Chit Show Bro !!!

  • @StingerSecSol
    @StingerSecSol 3 роки тому +1

    They been here about 6 days...
    Lmao that's gold!

  • @robdtrucking2184
    @robdtrucking2184 4 роки тому +2

    Definition of hialeah cigarette: Avavnti, Concept and Renegade Boats

  • @robdtrucking2184
    @robdtrucking2184 4 роки тому +1

    That radar is worth more than that hialeah cigarette

  • @richardcranium8408
    @richardcranium8408 3 роки тому

    Your channel cures homesickness. I miss those good laughs.

  • @buffettfanman
    @buffettfanman 3 роки тому +1

    Old school boxers or Tightie Whities in the bucket with Clorox soak wash 24 hrs later. Never throw them out!

  • @taniatait1791
    @taniatait1791 3 роки тому

    Those radars are brilliant for showing bird strike or flocks of birds working over fish underneath big tuna/marlin or any other schooling surface fish from quite a distance too.

  • @pauljoseph8338
    @pauljoseph8338 2 роки тому +1

    I love when we hear from Mrs Alfred…her disdain for him just oozes out of that iPhone speaker…😒

  • @ptlpszt1
    @ptlpszt1 3 роки тому +2

    Love your sho bro. Keep it up

  • @Class58001
    @Class58001 4 роки тому +1

    Alfred
    Been watching your channel for a few weeks now.. You got me hooked bro ive subscribed and notifications all done.. Keep up the good work.. Full respect from the uk.. 🇬🇧

  • @ScarabChris
    @ScarabChris 4 роки тому +1

    So much going on here....1) Yeah that radar is a little overkill for that boat and certainly don't need it sweeping the marina. Nothing but a big red blob on the screen. LOL. 2) The pontoon boat at 2:24 is sinking at the dock. 3) 17:04 the guy is pulling hard on the bow line to get the boat close to the dock but he's pulling from inside the boat. LOL 4) And yeah what happened with the blue boat missing half it's port side gel coat? Damn that must have been a hell of a collision. He was definitely sinking. Pretty good he got it to the dock before it sunk.

  • @nelsonfernandez7473
    @nelsonfernandez7473 4 роки тому +2

    I will bet 100 buckaroo that that radar just spins by itself nothing else installed, its like a 6 cylinder mustang with a 5.0 emblem

  • @seandingle58
    @seandingle58 3 роки тому +1

    I think you makin people nervous

  • @Sutcliffe371
    @Sutcliffe371 4 роки тому +1

    lol thats chits from like a cruise ship !! good thing w all that south florida fog

  • @jimmclaughlin5930
    @jimmclaughlin5930 3 роки тому

    Made so happy to put in at Ponce de Leon park did the sunrise blvd.twice.Charlotte harbor my place

  • @dsdyork
    @dsdyork 3 роки тому +2

    Take it from someone that’s has learned the hard lesson of taking it really slow while docking. I literally go 1 bump in neutral and coast really slow like a turtle, let the current work her in. I used to come in hot like these people lol.

  • @TSKseattle
    @TSKseattle 3 роки тому +1

    1:07 Butt now a word from our sponsor...

  • @ptlpszt1
    @ptlpszt1 3 роки тому +1

    That antenna lmao. You must know them and gave it them fo sho

  • @thedevilinthecircuit1414
    @thedevilinthecircuit1414 2 роки тому

    Your funniest ending EVER!

  • @UrbanFisherman
    @UrbanFisherman 4 роки тому +2

    Not the bag bro 🤣

  • @Captain12Davey
    @Captain12Davey 3 роки тому +1

    You know I heard you talk about the get off my lawn guy and I immediately knew what you were talkin about LOL so strange that generation

  • @shawnomack45
    @shawnomack45 3 роки тому +1

    Remind me never launch my boat there lol

  • @tripledoregon8513
    @tripledoregon8513 4 роки тому +1

    Love it man keep it up. I tell my wife when I get home if I had to jettison a pair of underwear that day. Thank god for Costco

  • @kscowboy
    @kscowboy 4 роки тому +2

    Great Chanel! When do we get to see Alfred dock a boat?

  • @brockyoung3616
    @brockyoung3616 3 роки тому +1

    Bro I am 20 and can watch these videos all day 😂

  • @tomschnepp14
    @tomschnepp14 2 роки тому +1

    Radical

  • @sweeptheleg.
    @sweeptheleg. 3 роки тому +1

    So lemme see if i understood what you're saying. The boat sank. Did I get it?

  • @samsuttle5556
    @samsuttle5556 4 роки тому +1

    Yer good bro😎 keep your chit up....you a very refreshing 🤟

  • @patriciagriswold6060
    @patriciagriswold6060 3 роки тому

    You need to have a sign that you can hold to tell new people your name on Chit Show🤣

  • @Belleisland11
    @Belleisland11 3 роки тому +1

    Floridians don’t appear to use fenders😂

  • @zfilmmaker
    @zfilmmaker 3 роки тому

    That radar is true ‘chit show’ material!

  • @DCD-il3nm
    @DCD-il3nm 3 роки тому

    "Maybe it's something superstitious?"...... lololol!

  • @susieallen6601
    @susieallen6601 4 роки тому +1

    Glad all survived...what do you think the cost of the Tow USA is.....if it by time?....or size of boat?...or maybe distance??

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 роки тому +1

      Tow boat US you sign a contract for the whole year and all the tows are free. Their basic package is around $180.00 They have other packages also.

  • @erikvanderburg3597
    @erikvanderburg3597 3 роки тому +1

    That’s it radiation from radar smart 😂

  • @Xtopher
    @Xtopher 4 роки тому +5

    You should get a 6K camera positioned on the entire span of docks to cut to by cropping in in 1080P for things that you miss while roaming.

  • @tuomasholo
    @tuomasholo 4 роки тому +2

    Love the chit show. Have you trademarked the “Chit show?”

  • @euniceperez4510
    @euniceperez4510 3 роки тому

    That radar is worth more than the boat.

  • @alvincurry4753
    @alvincurry4753 4 роки тому +1

    RADAR...to help him find which boat ramp to use???

  • @bassman19299
    @bassman19299 3 роки тому +1

    How do u do a-search for most recent video or a specific day like the 4th

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  3 роки тому +1

      Go to videos on my channel scroll down they should have a thumbnail of an American flag on it

  • @bobberger918
    @bobberger918 4 роки тому +1

    Radar to track flying fish

  • @zebzepplin2872
    @zebzepplin2872 3 роки тому +1

    Churz bro new sub from new zealand, great channel🤙

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  3 роки тому +1

      Thanks Zeb stick around watch the playlist you have tons of content to get caught up

  • @TheBoatnut
    @TheBoatnut 4 роки тому +1

    You are too funny. This was another great video!

  • @ignacio9552
    @ignacio9552 4 роки тому +2

    OMG! 59 seconds, check out the transom, it's in the water and the engines nearly swamped. Nothing on this boat is right, radar for a cruise ship and transom overweight/overpowered.

  • @Slottyhappy
    @Slottyhappy 4 роки тому

    Hey Alfred,
    You used to be the only one filming here at the BlackPoint. Now you have this Haulover, Broncos guru, etc.

  • @scottmichael3745
    @scottmichael3745 4 роки тому

    I signed up for the chit show!:-) lol. Funny bro.

  • @Pietro-ni6ow
    @Pietro-ni6ow 4 роки тому +1

    That radar is about 6 thousand bucks.....that's what he meant....that boat isn't worth much more..

  • @lvmykdz5724
    @lvmykdz5724 2 роки тому +1

    Gotta love the boating community, they love their cops and they love TRUMP!!!

  • @Slcm02
    @Slcm02 4 роки тому

    I have seen many boats tied up at fuel dock with radar on. I guess they aren’t sure where they are. Radiation for free

  • @steveregert3990
    @steveregert3990 3 роки тому

    This is comedy gold!

  • @jamesstutts8480
    @jamesstutts8480 3 роки тому +1

    Is 806 here what is the time there in Florida I'm watching live on the chit chat show

  • @Captain12Davey
    @Captain12Davey 3 роки тому

    Hell cat getting the send recognition! Love it

  • @tobydog247
    @tobydog247 3 роки тому +1

    Why did the clowns at 10:20 pull up to a dock when there is already a boat coming in and lots of other docks are wide open? Maroons man, just plain maroons!

  • @jamesstutts8480
    @jamesstutts8480 3 роки тому

    James stutts is here watching you live

  • @MrNick-
    @MrNick- 3 роки тому +1

    When you’re a billionaire with a yacht and too cheap for security
    Honey, where’s my radar?

  • @sherylsteingraber5153
    @sherylsteingraber5153 4 роки тому +2

    Yup, hefty bag for sure!

  • @seanharrison5064
    @seanharrison5064 3 роки тому

    Dude!!! Lol There’s way too many people who shouldn’t be operating boats... 😂 holy cow

  • @nutsmcflurry3737
    @nutsmcflurry3737 3 роки тому

    That's not a radar, that's a rotisserie for lunch.

  • @KB4QAA
    @KB4QAA 3 роки тому

    Great show!!

  • @TheDLS82
    @TheDLS82 3 роки тому +1

    Dont think this shit just happens in Miami. Im from Australia and Saturday morning is the best time to be at ya local boat ramp with a pie and a coffee

  • @davebardo8122
    @davebardo8122 3 роки тому +1

    never seen so many people with no clue how to drive boats..........good grief

  • @MmmChipotle
    @MmmChipotle 3 роки тому

    Good job Vance

  • @robmacleod217
    @robmacleod217 4 роки тому

    Never seen a Cat like that Folding ploontons

  • @ThePeopleVerse
    @ThePeopleVerse 3 роки тому +1

    @18:10 they captain just quit driving the boat....what the heck?

  • @andreragguette6298
    @andreragguette6298 4 роки тому +1

    Lmfao that radar

  • @williamandersen6484
    @williamandersen6484 4 роки тому

    Can't believe how few people have mooring lines ready...and how many jump off the boat and only use 1 line

  • @DavidPearl23
    @DavidPearl23 4 роки тому

    I think I’m missing one off my boat LOL

  • @cailfoldgoat
    @cailfoldgoat 3 роки тому

    Dude, I enjoy your show. Your the only Cuban I kinda know

  • @jimclark7233
    @jimclark7233 3 роки тому +1

    How much does a tow cost??? Geez!

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 роки тому +1

      You sign up for the boating season, (less than $200 a season), and all tows are then free !

  • @aarondarling6653
    @aarondarling6653 3 роки тому

    Alfred I like that shirt you have on. What is the brand?

  • @JR36802
    @JR36802 3 роки тому

    Damn I gotta be watching the chit show 😂

  • @gregoryyount6907
    @gregoryyount6907 4 роки тому +1

    It's a dick move to operate a high power radar that close people. Turn it off at the dock. That's likely 4-6 kw microwave frying bystanders.

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 2 роки тому +1

      That's so true, but I suspect he only has the motor that spins in turned on so it keeps birds off the top.