Rock + Shrek = Shrock

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  • The original Shrock, remastered.
    Apollo is our 2 1/2 year-old African Grey parrot we've had since December 2020.
    Founder of Shrock and renowned GLASS connoisseur.
    Follow us to see what happens when you raise a talking parrot as a human!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @Mikki506
    @Mikki506 3 місяці тому +2436

    no ones talkin bout how apollo mimicked the hang up sound sooo good?

    • @carlosJinx
      @carlosJinx 2 місяці тому +144

      And he hung up on himself too lmao

    • @wk_kluessoup
      @wk_kluessoup 28 днів тому +4

      THIS

    • @quarterzillion
      @quarterzillion 20 днів тому +7

      DUDE I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE

    • @dionysus4742
      @dionysus4742 19 днів тому +6

      Yeah it was crazy good! 😮

    • @keithpierce613
      @keithpierce613 15 днів тому +10

      I legit thought it was a sound edited into the video.

  • @G4LAXYGAMING
    @G4LAXYGAMING 3 місяці тому +4118

    "shrek,rock,shrock"
    Speech of the year

  • @jamie6506
    @jamie6506 Рік тому +19579

    He sounds like a philosopher on the brink of insanity. I'm in love

  • @WhiteFyreLeo
    @WhiteFyreLeo 6 місяців тому +596

    At this point I'm convinced Apollo knows shrock isn't a thing and he just really likes combining Shrek and rock to mess with people

    • @annetteyoutube742
      @annetteyoutube742 19 днів тому +20

      I think "shrock" is a crock shoe the color of Shrek (Please correct if wrong )

    • @tibb75
      @tibb75 19 днів тому +8

      @annetteyoutube742 you are correct, they have a Shrek croc

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion Рік тому +11878

    The fact Apollo is aware of what Shrock is by going " Rock. Shrek. SHROCK. " is hilarious.

  • @HexadecimalDump
    @HexadecimalDump Рік тому +50845

    He literally understands that he combines two words... What a smart bird

    • @lindaelston2671
      @lindaelston2671 Рік тому +2047

      It's amazing, isn't it. This ability to combine 2 words into one seems to be a CAG trait. They are so smart, creative, and appear to have a sense of humor

    • @madhavraghu
      @madhavraghu Рік тому +330

      ​@@lindaelston2671what's a CAG trait?

    • @ndartehkewl1282
      @ndartehkewl1282 Рік тому +880

      ⁠@@madhavraghuI think they just mean the full name, the Congo African Grey parrot

    • @mehere337
      @mehere337 Рік тому +158

      How do you know he understands that he's combined two words?

    • @SkyTheHusky
      @SkyTheHusky Рік тому +704

      ​@@mehere337He said "Shrek, rock: Shrock."

  • @unrulytoast1189
    @unrulytoast1189 Рік тому +18308

    He's finally been driven insane by all the questions he gets asked

  • @noobaccount5063
    @noobaccount5063 7 місяців тому +1432

    This bird shitposts more than me💀

    • @Femboy_lover1611
      @Femboy_lover1611 4 місяці тому +11

      i checked ur account and u dont even shitpost

    • @jimjom524
      @jimjom524 3 місяці тому +9

      @@Femboy_lover1611 none - A little shit post. Still means apollo posts more

    • @whoisdomino
      @whoisdomino 11 днів тому +4

      @@Femboy_lover1611 that username tuff asf

  • @AlexPlayzGamesYT
    @AlexPlayzGamesYT Рік тому +7606

    “What’s this?”
    “ *S H R O C K* “

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon
    @yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon 9 місяців тому +3726

    I love that he asks himself a question, answers it, then awards himself.

    • @zydun1
      @zydun1 9 місяців тому +105

      Wish I could be like him, no worries, no responsibilities, just me bird, exist to fly and *s* *h* *r* *o* *c* *k*

    • @Man-I-Love-Frogs
      @Man-I-Love-Frogs 8 місяців тому +20

      He's actually recalling memories and things he knows and just say them outloud

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon
      @yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon 8 місяців тому +13

      @@Man-I-Love-Frogs Let me live in blissful ignorance.

    • @chasepeace191
      @chasepeace191 8 місяців тому +11

      Touch glass earn a pistach

    • @DemonSlayer_82
      @DemonSlayer_82 8 місяців тому

      2.5K like

  • @Just_Alex_Here
    @Just_Alex_Here 9 місяців тому +1533

    "Shreck + rock = Shrock"
    -Apollo

    • @Some_Dutch_Kid
      @Some_Dutch_Kid 9 місяців тому +21

      DWAYNE THE SHROCK JOHNSON

    • @hay_Z2021
      @hay_Z2021 8 місяців тому +12

      ​@@Some_Dutch_Kid the fact that a bird just invented a new meme I'm WEAK, 💀

    • @realgummycat
      @realgummycat 8 місяців тому

      "Shreck"

  • @LYNXvr12
    @LYNXvr12 2 місяці тому +64

    "Earn a pistash? TOUCH PURPLE"
    I feel like thats a threat

  • @Blaze00XD
    @Blaze00XD Рік тому +4367

    BRO IMITATED A PHONE CALL GIVE THIS BIRD A THOUSAND PISTACHIOS

    • @maxu0
      @maxu0 Рік тому +113

      “Hello? Who is this? ☎️ Hello?”

    • @RyanFox85
      @RyanFox85 Рік тому +79

      Hello???? Who is dis? Hello....??
      *BOOP BOOP*
      i died 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that was the best lol

    • @antifurry21
      @antifurry21 11 місяців тому +12

      Bro remembers the things that his owner said to him
      He fr said ooo good bird!

    • @-I.am.smol-
      @-I.am.smol- 11 місяців тому +9

      ​@@antifurry21ye but why do u hate furries?

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 11 місяців тому +15

      Dalton has used Apollo to play pranks on spam callers

  • @bubblylemon9471
    @bubblylemon9471 Рік тому +1186

    The utter sass build up of each "glass" has me rolling
    Also the "touch........ cork"

    • @AmeliaBradford-lx2kx
      @AmeliaBradford-lx2kx Рік тому +34

      He sounds like he's making fun of the owner or fed up about how many items he has to say is glass 😂

    • @bubblylemon9471
      @bubblylemon9471 Рік тому +6

      @@AmeliaBradford-lx2kx JUST THE SHEER SASS I CANT XDXD

  • @TricksterrFrFr
    @TricksterrFrFr Рік тому +1820

    He hung up on himself. Amazing

    • @Zlinkra
      @Zlinkra 11 місяців тому +17

      Fantastic work 10/10 deserves a medal or something

    • @The-color-violet
      @The-color-violet 10 місяців тому +9

      Boop boop boop

  • @L.i.x.a.r.d
    @L.i.x.a.r.d 5 місяців тому +138

    Whats this made of? Glass
    Whats this made of? Glass
    Whats this made of? Glass

  • @leila6735
    @leila6735 Рік тому +20701

    Someone get the man some purple

  • @ThatOneFungus
    @ThatOneFungus Рік тому +3063

    He sounds so proud of himself when he said Shrock

    • @Dollie._.pudding._.offci3ii
      @Dollie._.pudding._.offci3ii 11 місяців тому +3

      Ikr-

    • @z0mbzi
      @z0mbzi 11 місяців тому +40

      he sounds like he’s about to laugh when he says it😭

    • @benmbwele
      @benmbwele 11 місяців тому +14

      I think a word "Shrock" must be added in the English dictionary ...! He can correctly say *Rock" and then repeat it as "Shrock".

    • @citizenvulpes4562
      @citizenvulpes4562 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@benmbwele
      He can also say shrek, he knows full well that he's combining the two words.

    • @BrashHail
      @BrashHail 10 місяців тому +1

      I knooooow God hes adorable

  • @lumpytoad1357
    @lumpytoad1357 Рік тому +4280

    "What's this -- ShRoCk -- Good bird!"

    • @jayATUK
      @jayATUK Рік тому +39

      "Who's this?"

    • @F0nkyNinja
      @F0nkyNinja Рік тому +62

      He's trying to say Shrock is a better name for Shrek and I agree.

    • @mohamedallam6867
      @mohamedallam6867 Рік тому +9

      Shrek rock
      *_SHROCK_*

    • @27op0qks
      @27op0qks 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@jayATUK"What's this about...GLASS"

    • @bonestudios7777
      @bonestudios7777 3 місяці тому

      He wants him to say good bird after he says shrock.

  • @Motifs_s
    @Motifs_s 6 місяців тому +291

    Imaginary technique. Touch purple.

  • @evaadiga
    @evaadiga Рік тому +1463

    “Touch beak”
    “boop”
    This is too adorable 😭😭

  • @ZebraOnYourNose
    @ZebraOnYourNose Рік тому +1825

    He is literally a walking, breathing meme generator

    • @Pm-606-42O
      @Pm-606-42O Рік тому +11

      True

    • @retinazer7652
      @retinazer7652 Рік тому +30

      metal bar falling sound effect

    • @AutumnKatto
      @AutumnKatto Рік тому +6

      Correct

    • @Swapscribble
      @Swapscribble Рік тому +26

      That’s parrots for you, they’re known to use their often-underestimated intelligence specifically to troll people
      Honestly, every time Apollo answers “glass” or “shrock” to a question where it obviously isn’t the right answer, I’m convinced he’s doing it on purpose because he thinks it’s funny(and he’s right)

    • @TheCandiceWang
      @TheCandiceWang Рік тому +8

      Many parrots are, lmao

  • @harperbunch4528
    @harperbunch4528 Рік тому +1834

    57 seconds of pure bliss

    • @Danilo_De_Filosoof
      @Danilo_De_Filosoof Рік тому +22

      I agree ✅😂😂😂😂😂 I'm laughing my ass off

    • @silence2314
      @silence2314 Рік тому +16

      I misread that as 'purple bliss' and technically I think that's true as well

  • @XTheTurtleGirlX
    @XTheTurtleGirlX 6 місяців тому +78

    POV: my last brain cell figuring out a hard math question

  • @OmnipotentNoodle
    @OmnipotentNoodle 10 місяців тому +2983

    i love how parrots are just the pure embodiment of vocal stimming

  • @WoodGlooDrawsSometimes
    @WoodGlooDrawsSometimes Рік тому +3786

    I'm gonna have nightmares about Shrock until the end of time.

    • @kiwimertens1326
      @kiwimertens1326 Рік тому +71

      someone taped a picture of shrock up in our cafeteria at school. it stayed up all year.

    • @petersierra9422
      @petersierra9422 Рік тому +37

      Shrocks touching purple 🫵

    • @harleylogan6636
      @harleylogan6636 Рік тому +10

      This is so cute. .. I love it Apollo. ❤❤❤❤

    • @MrXxz368
      @MrXxz368 Рік тому +5

      Was a clean edit tho ngl

    • @amproductions9318
      @amproductions9318 Рік тому +2

      Lol😂😂😂

  • @Idintknowatall
    @Idintknowatall 9 місяців тому +5487

    imagine waking up at 3:00AM to
    “TOUCH… PURPLE” 💀

  • @sawtist
    @sawtist Місяць тому +26

    the little “ meep “ when he touched his beak oh my gods 🙏

  • @qornkoly
    @qornkoly Рік тому +9419

    "touch your beak"
    *proceeds to touch beak*
    "touch your butt"
    "OOUUHHH"

    • @Ettrix
      @Ettrix 11 місяців тому

      He must have overheard some owner sexy time

    • @atpresidential
      @atpresidential 11 місяців тому +42

      400 likes and no replys ill fix dat

    • @qornkoly
      @qornkoly 11 місяців тому +40

      @@atpresidential HELP I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT REACHED 400-

    • @snake-number1
      @snake-number1 11 місяців тому +10

      Lol

    • @qornkoly
      @qornkoly 11 місяців тому +15

      ain't no way it went from 400 to 700 in less than 24 hours

  • @xxnot_milliexx
    @xxnot_milliexx 8 місяців тому +1951

    “ Whats this made of? *Glass* “
    “ What’s this made of? *glass* “
    “ What’s this made of? *Glass* “

  • @blueavocados1
    @blueavocados1 Рік тому +4026

    “What’s this made of?”
    “Glass.”
    “What’s this about?”
    *”Glass.”*

  • @berkefeil5646
    @berkefeil5646 3 місяці тому +39

    New fear unlocked: shrock

  • @A1skengus08
    @A1skengus08 11 місяців тому +1435

    The aggressive repetition of
    What’s this?
    Glass 🥛
    Got me dying😭😂😂

    • @Double_Jae
      @Double_Jae 9 місяців тому +17

      He’s getting real tired of it it seems

    • @bubbalagamer555
      @bubbalagamer555 9 місяців тому +6

      Bro is mocking him 💀

  • @mintytrash
    @mintytrash Рік тому +2356

    "Touch your butt. Oooh!" Scandalous.

    • @sumrandomuser
      @sumrandomuser Рік тому +43

      LMAOOO EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING XD

    • @joypomeroy1452
      @joypomeroy1452 Рік тому +27

      Exactly what I was thinking 😂

    • @bunny9369
      @bunny9369 11 місяців тому +10

      LMAOO

    • @classicjazz9671
      @classicjazz9671 11 місяців тому +8

      TOUCH PURPLE

    • @agemoth
      @agemoth 10 місяців тому +5

      @@classicjazz9671 his butt is RED ! 😂

  • @Albie_yt
    @Albie_yt Рік тому +1289

    I love how he said “shrek rock” and then “shrock” in a voice like he’s just discovered some record breaking word

    • @dionemartins0212
      @dionemartins0212 Рік тому +48

      He was so proud of Shrock LMAO

    • @TheSilverTRex
      @TheSilverTRex Рік тому +23

      At this point, he’s just gonna make his own language using Shrek and rock

    • @pexoto5093
      @pexoto5093 Рік тому +23

      He's a natural shitposter

    • @Rashed1255
      @Rashed1255 Рік тому +3

      He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed

    • @HuntHunt79
      @HuntHunt79 Рік тому +8

      Not too mention he yelled “good bird” right after 😂

  • @BIGCATSMILES00
    @BIGCATSMILES00 6 місяців тому +51

    Soon Apollo is gonna be the one asking the questions.

  • @tatsuyashiba6931
    @tatsuyashiba6931 Рік тому +884

    Imagine breaking into their house at night and hearing a voice from the ceiling constantly repeat "who is this" and "touch purple"

  • @chasemytaillights
    @chasemytaillights Рік тому +5136

    Ain’t no way he made the call disconnected sound 😂

    • @bingewatchforever1587
      @bingewatchforever1587 Рік тому +186

      He did.

    • @BooBuKittyPhuk
      @BooBuKittyPhuk Рік тому +133

      I thought it was added in editing like the other sound effects

    • @nexvia_yin
      @nexvia_yin Рік тому +263

      ​@@BooBuKittyPhuk His throat movement match the sound so perfect. I more believe he did actually make that sound as I've seen birds make unbelievable sound in other videos.

    • @GMcafee
      @GMcafee Рік тому +15

      That's what I'm saying😂😂😂

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy Рік тому +49

      @@BooBuKittyPhuk He knows how to make it
      He’s used it in scam call videos

  • @xuttisux4228
    @xuttisux4228 11 місяців тому +1730

    " Shrek, rock, Shrok!" I can't ✋🏽💀

    • @gamesmario6370
      @gamesmario6370 10 місяців тому +25

      as a shrok
      i can 100% say that what i made of
      shrek and rock

    • @LaiqAbdallah
      @LaiqAbdallah 10 місяців тому +6

      Anyone who is in their "🤚" era is atleast younger than 16

    • @xuttisux4228
      @xuttisux4228 10 місяців тому +9

      @@LaiqAbdallah Who's gonna tell them all the black moms exist?

    • @RandomAnimeEnjoyer1
      @RandomAnimeEnjoyer1 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@xuttisux4228yeah, they're too busy using emojis instead of making sure they're kids don't fit the stereotypes

    • @olga_lc
      @olga_lc 10 місяців тому +1

      Touch ur butt😂

  • @MrCuber62
    @MrCuber62 7 місяців тому +332

    2 parts that I think are funny😂
    1. Shrek Rock SHROK!
    2.Touch your butt. ohh

    • @popcatalin1855
      @popcatalin1855 4 місяці тому +3

      shrek rock shork and the rest of the video

  • @chenoaholdstock3507
    @chenoaholdstock3507 Рік тому +1432

    This is even funnier than him identifying things

    • @ben12355
      @ben12355 Рік тому +15

      Yeah lol
      When they just start saying random stuff or start saying "stop" to their toys

  • @Sam_croslow
    @Sam_croslow Рік тому +1526

    “Touch purple, touch purple, ooh! TOUCH PURPLE!!!”
    Apollo’s famous words

  • @jedell
    @jedell 11 місяців тому +624

    The increasingly aggressive glass when asking “What’s this made of”

  • @isaigarzaherrera216
    @isaigarzaherrera216 Місяць тому +8

    "Hello? Who is dis?" *hangs up*
    Was my favorite part, also the hang up was so PERFECT OMG

  • @ExplosiveBrohoof
    @ExplosiveBrohoof 10 місяців тому +1892

    I love how he says "Shrek. Rock. Shrock!" As if he's telling a hilarious joke.

    • @chrisbauer9381
      @chrisbauer9381 9 місяців тому +94

      AS IF he's telling a hilarious joke? no ifs about it, boy

    • @DinisBernardo-nu6hv
      @DinisBernardo-nu6hv 9 місяців тому +60

      Shrock is the funniest shit i ever heard

    • @Something_forest
      @Something_forest 9 місяців тому +17

      He did tell a funny joke!
      S H R O C K!

    • @grymhunter2849
      @grymhunter2849 9 місяців тому +8

      I mean, he is... I've watched it six times and haven't stopped laughing since

    • @tyrantula2484
      @tyrantula2484 9 місяців тому +1

      guys i think hes gone insane.

  • @strikingsarcophagus
    @strikingsarcophagus Рік тому +566

    Apollo really congratulating himself with the "good bird" I love him

  • @swaftler
    @swaftler Рік тому +815

    I love how parrots don’t just speak but they can make phone sounds, too.

    • @torphurus
      @torphurus Рік тому +15

      I thought it was edited in

    • @ja9145
      @ja9145 Рік тому +26

      ​@@torphurusyou didnt notice his throat moving? There are birds that can do some crazy shit with their voices

    • @ltpomey
      @ltpomey Рік тому +17

      My neighbor has a African grey just like Apollo and it can make the home alarm beep noises like how Apollo can mimic the iPhone noise. It’s crazy cuz it sounds so real. There’s another that can do R2D2 noises, I love parrots so nuch

    • @nathanlee105
      @nathanlee105 Рік тому +6

      Bro that parrot just hung up

    • @kareninalabama
      @kareninalabama Рік тому +5

      I lived with friends who had 2 African Greys. One of them beeped like a microwave and whistled the Samsung whistle ringtone. In fact, I heard him do it before I knew it was a ringtone; I thought he had just learned a random whistle pattern. So the first time I heard that ringtone at work, I honestly wondered how my coworker got a recording of Stormy! 😂

  • @CodexVR.
    @CodexVR. 3 місяці тому +13

    I love the ones where Apollo is just on his own, or is exploring, it's nice to see him question everything, also, don't forget to
    T O U C H
    P U R P L E

  • @atreus2768
    @atreus2768 11 місяців тому +2648

    This looks like security footage from an insane asylum

    • @gabrielmikhail7525
      @gabrielmikhail7525 10 місяців тому +33

      Oh Christ it does! 👍🏻

    • @quetzalcoatlustheflyinggir5111
      @quetzalcoatlustheflyinggir5111 10 місяців тому +35

      Was about to say it reminds me a bit of people with nervous tics or tourettes when they say random phrases.

    • @InTheNameOfGodIHaveCome
      @InTheNameOfGodIHaveCome 10 місяців тому +4

      Looks like security footage of a student in a classroom practicing the skills their teacher taught them.
      But I understand most people don’t know what learning looks like so I don’t blame you.
      The government would be proud of you though, for comparing learning to imprisonment.
      Yet knowing nothing is the thing that enslaves people to the government.
      Say something original like “SoUnDs LiKe YoU bElOnG iN aN InSaNe AsYlUm¡” 🎉🎉🎉

    • @quetzalcoatlustheflyinggir5111
      @quetzalcoatlustheflyinggir5111 10 місяців тому +12

      @@InTheNameOfGodIHaveCome you having a bad day, mate? You want to talk about it? I ask because only that could realistically put someone in the mood to make a comment like that, other than being way too oversensitive and easily offended.

    • @atreus2768
      @atreus2768 10 місяців тому +1

      @@InTheNameOfGodIHaveCome and this looks like some self righteous dumbass overanalyzing a joke

  • @vadalilmash1875
    @vadalilmash1875 11 місяців тому +1467

    “Touch…..cork”
    Proceeds to hit the wall with his beak

    • @Scaramouche_Helicopter
      @Scaramouche_Helicopter 10 місяців тому +6

      I loved this part 😂

    • @Faresito09
      @Faresito09 10 місяців тому +6

      Yo why freminet and mcamouche here? Also saw a noelle lmao

    • @Scaramouche_Helicopter
      @Scaramouche_Helicopter 10 місяців тому +4

      @@Faresito09 MCARAMOUCHE IM DYING 😭

    • @Pandamaxx
      @Pandamaxx 10 місяців тому +1

      I think I recall Fischl and her companion Oz having a conversation like this.

    • @Scaramouche_Helicopter
      @Scaramouche_Helicopter 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Pandamaxx OML 😭

  • @kojiyaw
    @kojiyaw Рік тому +413

    "Shrek, rock, S H R O C K"

  • @master4279
    @master4279 Місяць тому +5

    He has advanced to the point where he is asking the questions

  • @suprabrajbhandari548
    @suprabrajbhandari548 Рік тому +488

    The cutting off a call noise so clear and accurate

  • @jsphrodgers
    @jsphrodgers Рік тому +414

    I like how he acts as both the human and the parrot answering the human

  • @lincekawaiilindi5422
    @lincekawaiilindi5422 9 місяців тому +964

    T O U C H P U R P L E

    • @PancakebatterLuigi
      @PancakebatterLuigi 9 місяців тому +8

      The color blind equivalent of telling people to touch grass on twitter

    • @ghostmoth9831
      @ghostmoth9831 9 місяців тому +4

      No I don't want to touch Barney.

    • @scark_bark
      @scark_bark 9 місяців тому +5

      What’s this made of? G L A S S

    • @prayingmantis656
      @prayingmantis656 9 місяців тому +5

      Touch purple. Touch purple. Touch purple. Touch- cork.
      Touch purple. Touch purple. Ohhh
      TOUCH PURPLE
      Touch purple.

    • @Derpyboi230
      @Derpyboi230 9 місяців тому +3

      GLASS

  • @shounensenpai123
    @shounensenpai123 5 місяців тому +9

    He's representing my mental health to the point 🙂

  • @el-yerba-buena9678
    @el-yerba-buena9678 Рік тому +684

    Poor bird, hes PTSD is kickingnin after being asked "what's this made off" so many times.

    • @mysocksarewet
      @mysocksarewet Рік тому +4

      Someone get the flamethrower and the shovel.

    • @leonardoshida
      @leonardoshida Рік тому

      What's this made of? PUS-

    • @PistaZOV
      @PistaZOV Рік тому +10

      Someone get this man a dictionary, or a second grade education course please!

    • @captainkirk265
      @captainkirk265 Рік тому +1

      That's what you're worried about? I'm way more worried about the fact that he said, "Touch, your butt." 😖

  • @bijou3000
    @bijou3000 11 місяців тому +796

    The fact that he validated himself on an answer that always makes the humans say no. "What's this? Shrock. Good bird!" Fight the power and touch purple, y'all.

  • @justuandmealltheway
    @justuandmealltheway Рік тому +8249

    "Touch your beak"
    Proceeds to touch beak
    "Touch your butt"
    Realises...oooh😮😂😂
    Funny bird

    • @Newpant
      @Newpant Рік тому +110

      frunny bird

    • @jordancambridge4106
      @jordancambridge4106 Рік тому +135

      @@Newpant Kinky bird.

    • @Danilo_De_Filosoof
      @Danilo_De_Filosoof Рік тому +91

      He has said touch butt on more than one occasion 😂

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey Рік тому +114

      Poor Apollo. I think it is anatomically impossible for him to touch his own butt.

    • @wassup-id6pe
      @wassup-id6pe Рік тому +24

      goes to touch beak... OHHH

  • @chizhikovaalex968
    @chizhikovaalex968 4 місяці тому +7

    "Touch purple" and his "glass" forever in my heart❤
    This bird is so cool⭐

  • @RepJunkieJr
    @RepJunkieJr Рік тому +1085

    That camera track after "touch your butt" when he goes "ohhh" is just the cherry on top of a delicious cake. This is perfect lol

    • @DomoniqueMusiclover
      @DomoniqueMusiclover Рік тому +4

      😂😂

    • @Supmah2007
      @Supmah2007 Рік тому

      He wants that cake😏

    • @YasnaZandi-dr6bl
      @YasnaZandi-dr6bl Рік тому

      Lol your right and he likes color purple and the rock should change its profile to a shrek with its own face ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AlextheAce
    @AlextheAce 10 місяців тому +868

    I love it when he calls himself a good bird :-) it’s always my favourite

    • @wolfcub09
      @wolfcub09 9 місяців тому +7

      I love that too! Not just with this guy either, any bird calling themselves a good bird is so funny to me 😂

    • @chloesmith4065
      @chloesmith4065 9 місяців тому +2

      Good bird!!!

  • @alison90827
    @alison90827 Рік тому +1072

    Somebody get this man some *G* *L* *A* *S* *S*

    • @evelynnashley-rc9sx
      @evelynnashley-rc9sx 11 місяців тому +15

      Yeah! And make it tinted purple!!

    • @Colgeratheslate
      @Colgeratheslate 11 місяців тому +2

      Vine boom

    • @d3c34t
      @d3c34t 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@evelynnashley-rc9sxWith a couple Shrocks in it

  • @PhoenixAstar
    @PhoenixAstar 6 місяців тому +5

    the bird has gone officially mad,well done

  • @moist139
    @moist139 8 місяців тому +6379

    "Touch your butt."
    "Oooohhhh"
    💀

  • @koolaid33
    @koolaid33 Рік тому +570

    He's like an actor rehearsing their role or a reporter trying tongue twisters before going live. Seriously this bird is a real performer.

  • @b3ckybot
    @b3ckybot Рік тому +814

    Therapist:”shrock isn’t real he can’t hurt you.”
    Shrock.

  • @nasseralsharif
    @nasseralsharif 5 місяців тому +7

    Whenever it says GLASS I laugh so much 😂🤣

  • @jacobwondolowski4096
    @jacobwondolowski4096 10 місяців тому +682

    It sounds like he's reciting all the tribulations you've put him through as he's plotting his revenge.

  • @user-uo4od7mt2j
    @user-uo4od7mt2j 11 місяців тому +163

    When he asked "whos this?" and then ENDED THE CALL SOUND then said "hello?"
    My soul actually left my body

  • @Kriskirby1992
    @Kriskirby1992 Рік тому +1036

    Petition to add word fusions like shrock and pisnack to the English dictionary

    • @singeslayer8367
      @singeslayer8367 Рік тому +68

      glassk

    • @igor_bessmertny
      @igor_bessmertny Рік тому +14

      I’m signing 💀

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 Рік тому +16

      It can be done. If we use them enough, and if they become common, the Dictionary Staff may add them

    • @L3g0man_123
      @L3g0man_123 Рік тому +14

      He’s saying pistash as a shortening of pistachio, not a fusion of pistachio and snack

    • @wandajones6157
      @wandajones6157 Рік тому +7

      Apollinary book.

  • @twobefree4me
    @twobefree4me 9 днів тому

    It's amazing how many detailed sounds parrots can make!! Apollo even made the sounds of someone hanging up on a phone 😅

  • @JohnMarshall-NI
    @JohnMarshall-NI Рік тому +824

    "Touch your butt! Oooohh!"

  • @ixizn
    @ixizn Рік тому +348

    “what’s this about?”
    “glass”
    convo between me & whoever i’m showing apollo’s youtube to

  • @aidengalati
    @aidengalati 9 місяців тому +776

    "Hello? Who is dis?"
    *BOOP BOOP*
    He even did the hangup sound. Now thats impressive.

    • @Em81034
      @Em81034 6 місяців тому +3

      That is coolllll

    • @ClaireFrostt1
      @ClaireFrostt1 5 місяців тому +4

      I was to comment on the hang up sounds! Im so impressed by him!

  • @Hebzzz
    @Hebzzz 11 днів тому

    Beautiful words, Apollo, and ~*excellent*~ delivery.
    “Touch purple.
    Touch purple.
    Touch purple.
    Touch…
    Cork.”

  • @mrrekt2272
    @mrrekt2272 Рік тому +673

    He remembers everything and also doesn't miss out on trolling you guys 😂 Such a smart bird

  • @lydialovegood8077
    @lydialovegood8077 Рік тому +1500

    idk why but „touch purple, touch purple, touch... ✨cork✨“ got me rolling on the floor

  • @sharonthompson672
    @sharonthompson672 Рік тому +350

    He's having a parrot psychotic break.

  • @fernandavilla829
    @fernandavilla829 6 місяців тому +6

    Littetally 1 min. Of a parrot just sayng casual things

  • @szczurgranie894
    @szczurgranie894 Рік тому +300

    I really love how he's immitating one of his owners, even down to the way they speak, I find that amusing

  • @SapphicTeen
    @SapphicTeen 10 місяців тому +2427

    "touch ur butt"
    UHH WHERE'D HE LEARN THAT

    • @The_Cult_Leader_Lamb
      @The_Cult_Leader_Lamb 9 місяців тому +48

      Idk XD 💀🤭🤨😂

    • @Solar_fan123
      @Solar_fan123 9 місяців тому +52

      Finally someone noticed😢

    • @boyznthewoodz770
      @boyznthewoodz770 9 місяців тому +98

      “OooOooOOOh 😨😳🥴”

    • @purpleplays69420
      @purpleplays69420 9 місяців тому +40

      Just make sure your parrot can’t hear you when you’re on a cod lobby and you’ll be good

    • @sunny-bunches
      @sunny-bunches 9 місяців тому +4

      pretty sure he said foot-

  • @artzyfartzy9944
    @artzyfartzy9944 Рік тому +319

    It's like the bird is explaining his life to a therapist 😂

  • @Rei._.AreLonely
    @Rei._.AreLonely 7 місяців тому +4

    x: how much you wached?
    me : touch purple, glASS

  • @thatdogisjet2892
    @thatdogisjet2892 Рік тому +401

    the “earn a pistach?” is so cute and funny

  • @someknowsme69yearsago77
    @someknowsme69yearsago77 9 місяців тому +1556

    What's this ?
    - Shrock
    - Good bird
    😂

    • @Boring.90
      @Boring.90 8 місяців тому +3

      Lol

    • @p4ckag3
      @p4ckag3 5 місяців тому

      @@Boring.90k

  • @Asp3n_or_something
    @Asp3n_or_something Рік тому +399

    my guy is slowly being driven insane by GLASS

  • @lisathomas894
    @lisathomas894 6 днів тому

    He knows he gets a treat when he answers these questions so he asks and answers to get a treat

  • @vincenthernandez2242
    @vincenthernandez2242 Рік тому +267

    That's so great how he says "touch beak" as he scratches his face. He really knows what the words mean

  • @powerwilan
    @powerwilan Рік тому +584

    Shrek + Rock = Shrock, whats this made of? glass. what a smart bird.

  • @iwarx1
    @iwarx1 9 місяців тому +1089

    Third “glass” was personal 🤣

  • @Strawberryjam2024
    @Strawberryjam2024 13 днів тому

    Whatever doing the edits on this did a phenomenal job

  • @HonstlyIdontKnow
    @HonstlyIdontKnow Рік тому +321

    S H R O C K

  • @SilkySmoothLatte
    @SilkySmoothLatte Рік тому +373

    Therapist : "Shrock doesn't exist, he can't hurt you."
    Shrock :

  • @Luminary123
    @Luminary123 Рік тому +81

    “Hello? Who’s this?”
    * call disconnected sound *
    “Hello?”😂
    Him able to say and understand things is just super amusing and interesting to me, he’s an awesome and smart bird❤️

  • @borngambler777
    @borngambler777 4 дні тому +1

    He sounds like hes had enough of his owner and started mocking the shit outta him😭😭

  • @Federal.buerau_of_silly
    @Federal.buerau_of_silly Рік тому +469

    He became crazy from all the questions He got asked. Hes Not talking He got flashbacks 💀

    • @Manny.Walter
      @Manny.Walter Рік тому +7

      crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, with rats, and rats make me crazy

    • @jellyleaf5151
      @jellyleaf5151 Рік тому +3

      @@Manny.WalterCrazy? I was crazy once

  • @fredmc2389
    @fredmc2389 Рік тому +111

    "good bird"
    bro is practicing self love

  • @kohga1475
    @kohga1475 11 місяців тому +420

    The edited in affects on this make it ten times better I'm dying rn

  • @francyfrannyfranks
    @francyfrannyfranks Місяць тому

    The edits kill!!! The purple lazer eyes...😂😂😂 so good!!....well done!!... and hey apollo!! You're a cool little squawker!! !! 💜💜💜💚