PLAY: www.roblox.com/games/49503949... FOLLOW MY IG!! / albertsstuff Today I play VR on Roblox in the game ragdoll simulator it’s super satisfying seeing everyone fall when u hit them
Albert: *throws innocent little kids like footballs* Backround during Albert's killings: *peaceful music that sounds like its from Animal Crossing or Tomodachi Life*
Imagine him with a real baby- he would be so caring and loving- but if he did have a kid that would kinda mess up his upload schedule and he won’t scream as much or say “die” and stuff- he would be so different
For those confused, Kev or his thumbnail artists had been tracing and copying Alberts thumbnails and a few months ago Albert called him out on Twitter.
I played this game in vr before, and here are my tips if you do play it in VR. Hunt down the big guys, its way more satisfying when you smack em in the head and they just fold over.
Albert : *Makes This Video* *20 Years later* Albert's Son : Dad are you good? You okay?? Albert : What do you mean son? Albert's Son : I watched your video and uh.. Albert : Wich video?? Albert's Son : VR ragdoll Albert : Oh uhm Albert's Son : So if you had a kid at that age you would do this to your kids? *Albert Has Left The Chat*
@Knuxlina The Echidna N Cat! why do people always have to ruin jokes with their bad spelling we don't care if they spell bad we just care about the joke
Albert: I won’t have kids
Albert 2 minutes later: aww look at his little hands. Bing bong
@Breanna Kirven ye boi
Lmao
Stolen comment
Elias Gaming does it matter?
xD
Flamingo: Emotional pain hurts way worse than physical pain
Also flamingo: **continuously bullies people**
Gamer Boy281 lmbo means *laughing my butt off* but he said that when I saw you're comment
WOW SO COOL TELL ME MORE
Nice fries
He no bully, he is just greeting them :)
my brother is here
I love how unwholesomely wholesome Albert can be
True
Real
Albert: “Into the moon!~”
Also Albert: *Throws noob towards the sun
7 months...it feels to quiet in here
@@Ray_Animates exactly
@@gary-eu4rq Like...its already 2022 and...
@@Ray_Animates time is going too fast
@@burpnation yes
“I don’t want you I want this guy”-Traingle face
*Just imagine that frown and cry from that child when he watches this video*
Regret
Bro why are there more replies like that sucks
You mean triangle?
Ak_rxsez tatty Ted life
iHumanic That one Roblox Character r/youngpeopleyoutube
Albert: “ I don’t have the parent instincts. “
5 years later Albert: “ hey guys! Meet my new son cleetus! “
WHY IS THAT SO TRUE!?
cleetus: *help*
LoL
Did you just predict the future
Yeshhhhh
Albert can be so toxic yet so wholesome with noobs.
Are we going to ignore that instead of Albert tickling that one dude he actually is just smacking his face with a block-?
yes I'm going to ignore it because that's what a normal person with a vr headset would do unless you are a weirdo
Yes
Whenever I imagine Albert having kids all I see him say to them is “get noob”
THAT WOULD BE EPICC
I would unsubscribe if he did THAT so mean
@@Smh_-_ if your a real Albert fan then you would approve
Alpert
Kitty Crumbs it was a typo soz
Now we see a rare species of noob “mustard eater”
@DanielMCMan stop spamming that
Omg has *takes picture*
yaaas
mustard eater yas
sunscreen eater and mustard eater
7:35 the anime fight of the day!
“Emotional pain hurts way worse than physical pain sometimes” who hurt you? 🥺
@The Trooper lmao
U mum
Y’all are mean to the profile pic but please stop that is still a person and every person is beautiful :D
@@HEARTS4YOU282 I would love to agree
But its ugly af sorry
my existence is pain
Albert: “I don’t have the fatherly abilities” Also Albert: “when I hear someone scream or a baby cry I feel like I should help them”
Albert hero
Brooke Terry y e s
He said instincts but whatever.
Ikr
Brooke Terry yes that's the real him
Albert: *”take a bath.”*
Also Albert: **drowns child**
@@theamazingwobaw Yeah that wasn't funny
@@theoriginalman9426 ikr
It's just a video, don't take it serious ,and it's a game . He won't actually drown
@@Liliana_k9 Learn what humar is jj
lol
3:43 TRANS STAIRS TRANS STAIRS
"It's way easier to do it if they're big"
*alright albert*
Get your head out of the gutter
That's spoke to me
🤔😟
Flamingo : * Playing around *
Ad : H O W T O. G E T F R E E R O B U X
Tru e
Facts🧚💕✨
I had a roblox ad in a roblox video😼
Robux? I’ve only heard of *ROUX*
😿
Albert: "Mustard eater!"
Sunscreen eaters: "FINALLY! A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!'
0:
@DanielMCMan yea...
No.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DanielMCMan oki sir
No
Albert : “If you have a VR head set and anger issue this is the game for you.”
Me : I have both of those things, thank you. *writes down*
meanwhile me playing vr on atc vive vr headset my brother somehow got for 50 bucks
"I don't have the fatherly instinct"
*says while yeeting multiple random people that are probably kids*
huh i would have never thought
But then he got a baby but a roblox baby.
So lemme guess, your father never threw you across the hous and into the wall?
mine did
Lol
“That was not a threat to the president, or anything”
OMG ARE YOU SURE?
Sub to DanielMCMan
@@cloverthebeagle6429 no
Clover the beagle I Know thats an alt account
@DanielMCMan no
DanielMCMan *no*
Admin idea, duplicate the entire map and tp one person there then he will think that he’s the only one
thats smart i like that
You do know player list exists right? Also if he presses menu he will also be shows the players
@@anunnameduser7596 It'll look like they're hiding.
@@anunnameduser7596they would be even more confused
player list
I love how in reality Albert is just wacking air. 😂
Lol
Yeah and in reality all you do on other platforms is hold your hands in pretty much one spot and press buttons :I
0:29 "You can hurt someone but, emotional pain hurts way worse than physical pain sometimes." that hit hard man
“I broke his fall by a little bit”
Me: *you literally broke this poor man’s 274 bones*
i get the joke but the human body only has 206 bones
@@knightreal u still gonna get it.
r/whooooosh
Naruto Uzumaki
keep that crap on reddit
@@bruhsauce644 nu buster.
may have or may have not laughed for at least 3 mins-
"It really feels like I'm throwing a small child"
How do you *know?*
True doee
Felipe :))))
*O.o*
-gasp- oh yeah..
🤨
One of the only people that makes pain and suffering funny
this is my most favorite video of albert cause its so funny
Flamingo: I will end you.
Flamingo litteraly 5 seconds later: *head pats* hes so small and cute
Just a random clown other way around
FBI yessir
Albert: I don't have that "fatherly Instinct"
Also Albert: Awe, Look at those little hands! Boop,Boop!
@DanielMCMan no
@DanielMCMan no
@DanielMCMan no self promo
DanielMCMan I mind
@DanielMCMan no
Albert: I can put his hat back on his head…
Me: that’s is his foot……
0:53 HIS LAUGH IS HILARIOUS!!
That’s my friend. We were roleplaying that time I’m actually not kidding
“I love you son, don’t fall or ill kill you”
** later **
Tries to drown kid *
Isn’t that what we’re supposed to do?
2nd
Fathers love
DewiePlayz no trend
tOP 10 aNIme bETrayeLS
Nobody:
Flamingo: *Making everyones quarantines better*
sandra woszczynska hi
boring same comments
@@sandrawoszczynska4596 siema sandra
Nobody: 50k subs with no videos or challenges lol
@@sandrawoszczynska4596 Ur spreading negative
This was the good Albert, minimal editing, still doing vr stuff, more than 10 minute long videos
Bruh Albert makes my days thanks
Albert: *”I will save you sir.”*
Also Albert: **throws man CUTELY**
Hello lol
rodgomez79 hello :)
*Albert: says a word or 2* *everyone: QUICK WRITE THAT DOWN!*
:3 The Commenter cool comment :)
Brb I spilled my water in my pool
Me: seeing Albert just doing fun throwing people
Albert: just chillin bothering people
Dude I have seen u on UA-cam before... and not by clicking ur channel.
YES
Pete Bla
U HAVE NO VIDS AND I HAVE 9 SUBS AND U HAVE 12.4K SUBS ??? *confusion*
@@winterxz7803 Read his name knucklehead
Great Video! *I love it when flamingo plays vr, it's super hilarious!*
I like how every time he touches the winning smile man, his head just shrinks
“Look at this little guy sunbathing.”
“INTO THE MOON!”
*Proceeds to yeet him into the sun*
use my p𝐎sted video t𝐎 g℮t R💲 😎
💲
👨
To je veliko rešitev, ki deluje še danes
Ducky r/facepalm
Diane Hudson fatty
"Not that I would treat a child badly in my life."
Yeah, you hurt them emotionally.
*and virtually*
y e s
He hurt my cousin and she cried it was her first time playing Roblox....
bork bork hoomans yeah sure
@@Wurmss sureeeee buddy
please do more vr hands I love it its so funny
Something about Albert calling the people his kids and playing with that one guy's hands was so cute to me
albert: i don’t have any fatherly instincts.
2 seconds later: ** is acting intensely adorable to a newborn sized character**
Sean Forsyth did you have a stroke
@@saltyhasnochill5249 they might
Sean Forsyth shut
hahaha you're so funny
Yeets the child 2 seconds later
albert: i dont want to have kids
me: *flashbacks*
albert in flashback: i want to have kids but i want them to be really stupid
Oof
I remember that
100th like :)
I kinda remember that
I don’t remember that
You get so much satisfaction out of this ‘as he punches a person to the ground’ xD
This is entertaining.
bro why are all of his little "woo!"s and literally the cutest thing ever
AND LITERALLY AND LITERALLY AND LITERALLY SUCH SPELL OMG!!!
@@luca4mvp I uh-
@@luca4mvp Why Must You Be This W a y
Ikr
@@luca4mvp u good there?
Albert: *throws innocent little kids like footballs*
Backround during Albert's killings: *peaceful music that sounds like its from Animal Crossing or Tomodachi Life*
More like something from animal crossing, tho I still rlly like tomodachi life :D
Thumbnail accurate representation of what happens when a Roblox game lets you play in vr
I love this video
“It really feels like I’m throwing a small child”
*how do you know what that feels like-*
[Oh. No.] lolol
This needs more likes BRUH
👏 underrated 👏
@@konk8589 that might just not like the comment....
SHH DON'T
SAY THAT!
Flamingo: i dont want kids
Also flamingo: pretends that some roblox character is his baby
lel
lol
buster aww🥺🥺
izabella rose what?
i got a condom ad.
This is amazing lol
Wow Josh just upgraded wow queen
"Why am I watching a 23 year old dude beat up children?"
My Brain: *shhhhhhhhhhhh*
Y e s
o h y e a❤️
m h m m m m
that one kid LMAO
23*
Albert: I COULD NEVER BE A GOOD DAD
Also Albert: Demonstrates how cute and sweet of a father he could be on some roblox characters
yeah the way he was with the big one was so wholesome
puppychu lmao
Imagine him with a real baby- he would be so caring and loving- but if he did have a kid that would kinda mess up his upload schedule and he won’t scream as much or say “die” and stuff- he would be so different
@@iloomie true
Y’all wierd
This made me laugh so much 😂😂
Alberts quote of the day: emotional pain hurts way worse then physically pain
“If you make someone sad you go to jail”
ALBERT FOR PRESIDENT!
Also Albert: get away you little idiot
😂
I disagree
Did you hear when he said that emotional pain hurts more sometimes..
Yes
Then he would be in jail.....
Normal people adopting children: **adoption agency**
Albert: *_hey you're mine now_*
*kidnaps*
Oh you alive?
@Lily Randall ghwhdiss, I am speaking your language. Gsuemwoasbe jdurmao.
@@ktos954 y e s
Hey Lizzy! Its me your sis Akari!
i wish albert made more vr vids!
This is why I want a vr head set for my birthday.
Description: ‘it’s super satisfying seeing everyone fall when you hit them’
Because it is lol
YEET
@DanielMCMan Me.
DanielMCMan stop spamming bro
I thought I was the only one that read descriptions
Albert: "I can literally save people from death."
Me: "Yeah, And you can kill them aswell."
I love this comment
Same lol
underrated comment
Ur 💯 like
@@cecemichelle2338 Aw, Ty!
Nicest video Albert has done
I like when albert goes wholesome
5:06 awwwww this part is cute❤️. I like how Albert patting the hands of the player
*N o t C u t e*
@@CheeseGuy. where is your sense of humor I don't see it and it was also very adorable
Still_chills3 Ikr aw
im cute too
THIS IS NOT CUTE IT'S STUPID AND UGLY
"Is this guy dressed as gamingwithkev?"
"I forgive you about the thumbnails"
Who is that?
@@thatonekidwhoexists2219 a youtuber
For those confused, Kev or his thumbnail artists had been tracing and copying Alberts thumbnails and a few months ago Albert called him out on Twitter.
@@deleting6192 i know it from KonekoKitten
**burp**
"I take them to saftey" :D
he just really means heaven
I love your UA-cam channel.
Albert can say anything and it will be cute like when he said "into the moon" when it was the sun it was just cute
lmao
Dont simp to albert he will not tolerate simps
lol what?
SQUEE _QUAR loser
That's not "simping" it's a compliment right natalie?
alternative title: *Albert showing his soft side for 10 mins*
Agreed
even the music thats playing in the background, like imma go cry over albert rn
Also Albert: *pretends they're babies and smashes them into the air*
Eli V yes lol xD
Albert: Pink
Me: Shampoo Eater.
"As long as you are with me, you're safe" -Albert
Also Albert: *drops bacon*
ah yes. albert and his 80 foot long earbuds
Hasah a man of quality...
Someone needs to tw him there’s a headphone jack on the headsey
Ikr
nhgngbhvtfhfhv same
IKR
Albert is finally happy
albert: i don't have the fatherly instincts
also albert: boop boop boop boop boop
*"just die. It's not that difficult"* feels man 🥺❤
yes'
yes
good
word
my
child
Bad comment
@Kabuto exactly
@@Panzerhund-lpw thank you master luigi
@Kabuto make sure to put keep inventory checked
flamingo: *making kids sad*
the government: this man is crazy.
Right
@@LebrunVentre g
IK HIS FBI AGENT XD
Mood
the FBI is on to him to, lol.
Albert chill face man
“Ay! Ay! Stop with that! *that’s coronavirus”*
*~Albert*
*and that kids, is how COVID 19 was created-*
“Emotional pain hurts way worse than physical pain *sometimes*” ~Albert Aretz, Our beloved flamingo and inspirational speaker 😌✨
yes
lol
YAS sister
im aesthetic me Albert Aretz Pep Talk, Costs 10$
Yes
*Flamingo has knocked on your door...*
you:
*open the door and let him in* (like)
*leave him outside* (reply)
Communicate through the window (none)
fluffy make him sufer
Intro Cancer what’s the prob
I liked 😌✌️
fluffy ur begging for likes can u read?
I played this game in vr before, and here are my tips if you do play it in VR. Hunt down the big guys, its way more satisfying when you smack em in the head and they just fold over.
Albert:I don't wanna have kids
Also Albert: Hey hey little cutie
Albert: “im a medical helicopter, I save people, I take people to safety”
*random person goes flying and Albert doesn’t save them*
I luv this comment
He is an attack helicopter
@@ilikevideogames6943 lol
Lol
@@snifsnif6325 yes they are
Albert : *Makes This Video*
*20 Years later*
Albert's Son : Dad are you good? You okay??
Albert : What do you mean son?
Albert's Son : I watched your video and uh..
Albert : Wich video??
Albert's Son : VR ragdoll
Albert : Oh uhm
Albert's Son : So if you had a kid at that age you would do this to your kids?
*Albert Has Left The Chat*
Lol
@Knuxlina The Echidna N Cat! Lmao where's your sense of humor
@Knuxlina The Echidna N Cat! why do people always have to ruin jokes with their bad spelling we don't care if they spell bad we just care about the joke
the Godzilla fandoms rookie ikr
@@thegodzillafandomsrookie5514It's not even a joke and not FUNNY. He doesn't even have a son (Albert).
That "bing bong" he did with one of the noobs arms was the best thing ever
The fact that Albert plays calming music while torturing 5 year olds on roblox elevates this to a whole new level
That’s his editor ?
lol
Idk why but its so cute when Albert makes like those 'Boop' 'Bing Boing' voicess AAAAAA-
..........
😐
😐..
😐..
He/she is right-
I screamed when he said to the guy who was dressed like gaming with kev “I forgive you about the thumbnails man” 😭😭😭😭
LOL O.O
Ya
Ya
MineCraft cave nouse
i dont get it. like ik what ur talking about but why u crying? or screaming
Idk why but Albert crush robloxians makes me smile
always if im sad i watch ur videos they make me
laugh
“That was not a threat to like, the president or anything”
Are you sure about that...
Fake
Fake
Fake
aekF
what
Alternative title: "Reasons why I shouldn't have a kid"
Lmaoo, in reality i think he would be able to take care of a child. He just acts this way for the camera
@@astro3878 Yea probably
@@astro3878 I mean he himself said he can't. You can't argue that he can
Yeah but its a game and not a real baby well they are real ppl O.o and maybe some babys are playing it XD but he wouldent do it irl
Hey guys, I just said it as a joke. ^-^'
“You ever think there would be a law for bullying someone on the internet?”
Cyber bullying laws: *allow me to introduce ourselves.*
Albert: *ruins the life of that swinger*
Game: “BYE BYE”
Albert: "Look at these guys sunbathing- into the moon!"
The moon
Ya
The sun moon
The space is not cold
LOL