today i squeeze egg, pizza, and noobs in roblox lemme know if you want more vr vids might do one with kaden cuz dani thumbnail artist gave me a very good idea
Albert, can you please restock your hoodies? My daughters birthday is in 2 weeks. Help me be a cool dad. UPDATE: We got her some merch for Christmas! Thanks for all the nice comments.
*reports the comment right away* BRO IM SO TRIGGERED HE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT YOU AREN'T EVEN AN ACTUAL FAN HE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT OMGGGGGGGG LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOLOO XDXDDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDDX FAKE FLIPPING FAN LOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL XDXDDXDXDD GET REKT NOOB HAHAHHAHAHAHAA *joke this is a joke* but fr it isnt funny no more
Admin idea: make a portal that people will walk into which leads them to a copy of the map but change a few parts to red. Make another portal in a different area of the copied map leading you to an even weirder map and repeat the process until the world is completely distorted. Once the player is there, tell them “There is no escape.” And then put them through endless torture. Like so Albert can see
You should go in a VR, get admin commands, Turn yourself into a VR demon, and tell people their lives are ending, tell them they'll live if they hop in your hands then yeet them off the world! Lol
games i played:
www.roblox.com/games/4939367883
www.roblox.com/games/4950394908
Flamingo why u dont have comment or likes is yt broken ;-;?
Yes
Hi
hi flamingo :3
E
Albert, can you please restock your hoodies? My daughters birthday is in 2 weeks. Help me be a cool dad.
UPDATE: We got her some merch for Christmas! Thanks for all the nice comments.
first reply :)
Albert help this man
@Mad Dog Playz mhm!
The Patsy Family fake
Nvm
You know squeezing an egg until it bursts is near impossible, and yet albert managed to do it, what a chad
Yeah
Late reply but idc
even god said so
@@Banti034 then why'd you leave a reply?? twice, even???
@@whilemycookiegentlycrumblz why not?
4:45 genuinely looks like an execution
Yus
I can't stop repeating this part
Holy sh*t the likes are on the *Funny Number*
@@normaefird9579 LOL TRUE AND IM ABOUT TO RUIN IT
The punch looks so cool
Albert: enters server
Noobs: *why do I hear boss music?*
Woah you almost have 12k subs
shockwave you try without stealing other people’s comments
shockwave let’s see you try
shockwave haha so funny stupid emoji user
Io games Io Stop being mean
The rat and Albert together is just what we all needed this whole time
Alex’s Window good thing there’s studio foam :smug:
Yeah
Wtf
Yes 😏
Yes 🦶🏽🦶🏽🦶🏽
5:06 i watched maze runner today and "we got a runner" was one of the first sentences
4:43 is when flamingo bopped that bacon.
i wish that it had blood
My favorite part
Fatality
The person who held hands with Albert must be the chosen one.
Yui Chan ikr
They be like
😳
👉👈
Honestly when something like that happens in his vids my brain just makes me remember that he has a girlfriend and they are dating
Shut up
Flamingo racist
“Look how depressed this guy is. I wonder if this will help him.”
*Kills him*
Cats Are YES saueeze geant
Yeet lmao I’m really close to 500 $UBS anyone mind helping me out? ❤️🙏😘
The irony in how Flamingo handles depressed people XD (I know it’s a joke but still)
@XDgamer420 ROBLOX
Who?
*Asked.*
Yes that helped
5:33
well thats one suspicious pose...
LMFAO
And he’s holding it-
💀💀💀💀
4:45 This part made me laugh so hard
same LMAO
@@skully845 it’s been a year….so long
my man so muscular
cant wait for him to punch someone at full force in vr
Fatality
Imagine living with Albert and just hearing from another room: “JUPITER IS CRASHING DOWN!”
I would love living with Albert
Lol
Me:yay
Watch my newest video plz it good
Man I wish I was a UA-cam and got rich so rich and my UA-cam channnel that was popular
Who else loves The part when flamingo holds The rats hand and The reaction of the rat.... It was beautiful
love at its purest...
yess it was pure cinema
This chat is boring let’s spice it up
ikr
Tee her i like u
5:15
"running from it wont make it stop it will just make it scarier when it gets you"
- Flamingo, 2020
it was an honor albert, thanks for making the big basket with me
You are lucky
Luckkyyyy
“Normal humans eat with spoons and forks”
Flamingo: squeezes the food brutally
Yeah ok
Flamingo is a true man of culture
r/grippingfoodwithforce
No
Alan Ramirez indeed
“Picture that egg as a random noob’s skull”
-Albert 2020
@shockwave lmao
Watch my newest video plz it good
let’s start the Albert 2020 trend NOW
ersha Plays no
*reports the comment right away*
BRO IM SO TRIGGERED HE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT YOU AREN'T EVEN AN ACTUAL FAN HE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT OMGGGGGGGG LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOLOO XDXDDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDDX FAKE FLIPPING FAN LOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL XDXDDXDXDD GET REKT NOOB HAHAHHAHAHAHAA
*joke this is a joke*
but fr it isnt funny no more
Albert: Ok, that's either gonna break my VR headset or my microphone.
Me: How about your hand?
5:29
7:09 *casually descends*
*Legends say the womans body is still rotting until this day*
@XDgamer420 ROBLOX cringe
@XDgamer420 ROBLOX furry.
@XDgamer420 ROBLOX wdym "exposed Flamingo" Idiot
@XDgamer420 ROBLOX shut up.
@XDgamer420 ROBLOX noob NOTHING BUT A NOOB
5:06 He's just trying to be like his idol, Sonic, and run away
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 no
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 ohh it's a bot...
That pizza doesn’t even look like a pizza
The only person that can make saying im going to squeeze some peoples skulls today, sound just fine
Flamingo: *squeezes pizza*
Everyone: *visible frustration*
Me happy pizza bad
Sami Leppänen bruh
I love you,,,,,,,
when I saw that I wanted to die ngl
Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B 8 no lol
Flamingo: LITTERALY BREAKS AN EGG WITH HIS BARE HANDS*
Me: YOU ARE THE SUPERIOR CHAD.
Ok
*mr big basket
He truest is though
69 likes UwU
Coco’s Corner
Yes indeed.
4:40 Omg Mortal Kombat With a poor bacon
We literally have the same laugh it always makes my day LOL
I now realize that Albert is better than me because he squished an egg in his hands
I love you,,,,,,,,
Captain Zero it’s a boy
Dagmawi Gethaun it’s a bot
MatthewPlayz ok ik
MatthewPlayz ...".................................
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I KNOW
Me, an italian: *crying while albert is domestically abusing holy pizza*
Dio si
Rip the holy pizza
Ikr
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 go back to listening linkin park lmao
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 why
i love ur vr videosss
Albert's laugh just makes my day its so cute😂😂
Only albert would squeeze his food during a mukbang
Chelsea
pat why haven’t You upload video in 5 years
Meave 4*
Lucas Kuang foot? Why would he squeeze his foot?
when he squeezed his food i threw up XDDD
why is no one talking about how albert crushed an egg with one hand
Strong man
@XDgamer420 ROBLOX Wooow idiot furry is back
NOOO0BB3 Roblox furrys r nice People Well not this one but still dont make fun OF the furry thing it’s rude
@@lucron12 i didnt said "furries" or "all furries" Read messages properly bruh
NOOO0BB3 Roblox i sorry i read it wrongly but no need to be mean about it jeez
Albert is literally the devil disguised as a human I LOVE IT
Legends has it that the two people, despite breaking up, still has a grudge against albert for what he did
Albert is so weird but I can’t stop watching his videos
Same
He is so funny. The way he takes pure enjoyment is actions is halarious.
So true
Blasting Three Hilarious
ibunderstand why
4:44 that pucnh smooth and epic lol
Yep i thought the same
Lolz
not cool he nooby cute bullyed
Yee
he pounded that human alive
i like watching flamgo there has never been a moment in his life that I have not seen. i enjoy watching flamgo
0:41 strongest man ever
Cool
Albert squeezes my brother to death 0:42
Sorry for your loss I hope your refrigerator is sturdy enough for your family
@Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 Hahahhahahahahah funny comment
@Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 AAAAAA
F
Sad
7:03 when your the imposter and someone sees you kill on cams
@Kevs no
This made my Friday night
3ehi is the new word albert made 8:20
8:38 the most romantic story ever
yes
Ikr
I love your Ragdoll. Videos
I can tell Albert was having so much fun
"Squeezing Roblox noobs"
-Albert 2020
I love you,,,,,,,,
more like SQUEEZEING FOOD
Captain Zero simpin or just gay?
Please do not try to start a "albert 2020" meme the albert 2019 was more than enough
Saturn or just loves the comment.
you are my fav youtuber and this is my fav video from you
That was the most unexpected intro ever XD
4:44 also that was something straight out of Mortal Kombat
“Squeezing Roblox Noobs”
Most people on roblox:
Objective:
*S U R V I V E*
I love you,,,,,,,
Captain Zero ty.
Wow is this a love story?
I.Already.LeeKnew *sweats*
Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B 8 shut up u just want views
Nobody:
5 seconds later: hears squishy noise
Me: Oh lord
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Abernathy Sophie no
Abernathy Sophie rabax
Ethan Lindenthal y e s *RABAX*
Please do more VR it’s your best content!
The rat getting nervous and blushing literally had me dying
"I need help!"
"Her dead body is rotting.."
*laughs menacingly*
-Albert 2020
Edit: thx for 145 likes! This is the most ive ever had!
I was just about to make a comment like this
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 YOU'RE THE NOT OWN RONBOCKS SO THAT THE MEAN YOU IS CAN'T COMMIT BAN FLAMINGO
Jemmianto Gunawan yes
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 "Or I will ban Flamingo" 😂 yeah right
@@Manddot ah yes ronbocks
Flamingo: her body’s rotting
His neighbors: 👁👄👁
More like 👁 👃 👁
👄
xD
WTH is this chat?
Good thing there’s studio foam :smug:
Good thing there’s studio foam :smug:
No this 😳
Its so funny to see the people get hurt but no damage
Great Video!
4:44 why does it look like this should be in anime
Lol true
4:44 why does it look like thise should be in anime Me Too Why!?! Its Real And Anime Punch Man
Put it in 0.25
It's more like a Fatality from Mortal Kombat tbh
Fun fact: most people can't crush an egg with one hand.
Yeet lmao I’m really close to 500 $UBS anyone mind helping me out? ❤️🔥
I love you,,,,,,,,,
It’s because he is mr big basket
Guess I’m special
@@teamvatal5531 if u play roblox then maybe
The vr ragdoll part is so funny the blood from my nose started dripping
I love how albert said go down there with the devil it's so funny
"Look how depressed this guy is I wonder if this would help him"
[Yeets guy into the abyss]
Yeet lmao I’m really close to 500 $UBS anyone mind helping me out? ❤️🙏😘
@@Leo-ep5mi Lol cool
@I Am Kevin BB BRUH YOU LEGIT MADE AN APOLOGY VIDEO!! IF YOU ARE GONAN SPREAD HATE TO YOURSELF GO DO IT ELSEWHERE
Admin idea: make a portal that people will walk into which leads them to a copy of the map but change a few parts to red. Make another portal in a different area of the copied map leading you to an even weirder map and repeat the process until the world is completely distorted. Once the player is there, tell them “There is no escape.” And then put them through endless torture.
Like so Albert can see
I love you,,,,,,,,
Yeah i doubt he'll do this
Sounds too difficult
@@Adrian-kb4rg yeah exactly
albert squeezing an egg is just perfect asmr lol
Albert, you are a chad. Also, I was in a VR hands game, and I put a mini Cletus in a blender.
Albert: **squeezes pizza**
Everyone: **visibly triggered**
I love you,,,,,,,,
To the Early Squad that’s reading this:
Sending Virtual Hugs to everyone who needs it. Always Stay Safe Read my name ❤️😍🥰😄
yes
@I Am Kevin BB shut up
Wtf whit the bots
Flamingo: squzing roblox noobs
Everyone : mhm interesting
Lolll
Cyan you kinda sus
@@OasisTrain i saw him vent
@@OasisTrain Red is sus
Your challenge isn’t going so well is it m8?
"Alright guys, I'm bout to grip my egg **Egg cracking noises**" - Albert, 2020
i swear, Albert makes the best joke- and his humor i has snatched from his head😌
Roblox Noobs: **sees albert**
Also Noobs: *he's to dangerous to be alive*
To the Early Squad that’s reading this:
Sending Virtual Hugs to everyone who needs it. Always Stay Safe Read my name ❤️😍🥰😄
I love you,,,,,,,,
@I Am Kevin BB I seen you about 9 million times
@I Am Kevin BB no
I Am Kevin BB
I never thought this man will be so dumb
Albert is the only person to complain about his pizza not “squishing good”
Humble Squirrel My mom said if I get 600 subs she will buy me my dream ipad 🥺🥺🥺
11k smash no
11k smash PLEASE SHUT THE POO POO UP!!!
i love ur content
these vr vids are getting me hyped for the oculus quest 2 im getting
Anybody gonna tell him?
Imagine the reaction of of the rat when he realizes that he played with Flamingo
imagine ✨b e i n g✨ the rat
XxØrëøxX year u can click there comment to reply to them
@@pawble _wow_
Actually I was in his game, he was on an alt I had to follow the alt
I am ur mother das
No one:
not even an E:
The giant Xbox girl being bullied by Albert: *I will now perform self-destruct*
She has reached godlike status and levitates uncontrollably as a consequence
Albert and the rat going 👉👈
Was amazing
“Running away wont make it stop, it’ll just be scarier when I catch you” *2 seconds later* *beats the heck out of him*
We are all Albert’s therapists using all are time just to get bullied by Albert and help him with his anger issues.
*that's a risk I'm willing to take*
yes we can help a sister out like this
yes queen
Yes queen
Yes queen
This video should be called: "Tormenting innocent children trying to play a game of legos"
lmao
I Am Kevin BB STOP
Shouldn’t all of his vids be called that?
That sound effect whenever flamingo hit the bacon hair.
1:08 i love how he doesn't acknowledge a troll as a real person
albert: squeezing pizza
temprist: has heart attack
Yeet lmao I’m really close to 500 $UBS anyone mind helping me out? ❤️😆
he was just asking lol. pack it up "blue memory."
ĄAAAAA
Todorokis Wife he’s self promoting instead of getting subs through hard work.
HUZZAH YOU AREN'T A BOT.
“IT DOESNT SQIUSH THAT GOOD” Albert, I’m not sure pizzas meant for squishing-
no it is trust me
they are literally created for that
hahahahahahahahhahahhahaahahah
Y E S
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THERMOSTAT MAN wait what-
I love how Albert didn't crush someone even once but spends the entire time messing with a stack of cans
imagine being alberts neighbour and just hearing "i need help! her dead body is rotting!"
Albert: *Jupiter is crashing down!*
2020: write that down write that down!
This comment is too underrated.
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 You can only get hate comment if you stop wanting hate comment
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 u can’t idiot 🤦🏼♀️
NO DONT
Oh God No
Nobody:
Not even Albert:
Me in flee the facility when I’m hacking a computer: 4:07
AHAHAHAH YES
Lol y3p
this comment is beautiful
Ikr
Same lol
Perfect to watch at 4AM
Flamingo your so funny and entertaining good Job pal!
The fact that I play this like almost everyday and Albert plays this game when i'm not playing ;-;
@Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 yea give this man hate comments
GRRRRR HOS NAME MR BIG BASKET NOOB
Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 BRO STOP I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE I’M LITERALLY CREEPED OUT FIRST IN SSSNIPERWOLF’S CHANNEL NOW HERE
How's that bad!?
@@whatdadogdoin4857 ew sssniperwolf...
“Jupiter is falling down”
✌🏻😔
Yeet lmao I’m really close to 500 $UBS anyone mind helping me out? ❤️🙏😘
Can 2020 get any worse?
No I don’t trust scam bots
Cringe
Nobody cares
You should go in a VR, get admin commands, Turn yourself into a VR demon, and tell people their lives are ending, tell them they'll live if they hop in your hands then yeet them off the world! Lol
this made me laugh SOOO hard
this guy has the strength to crush an egg. wow
not that hard for a grown man
I can't even crush dirt this mans strong
coz he does gigachad's exercise routine
8:47 I littrally just died of laughing
So did i
Ikr
4:45
Albert: The hero that just had a flashback scene
Bacon hair: The villain thats been training for 1000 years
Fatality
Dude I don’t know why I laughed so hard
Albert: falcon punches noobs
The noobs:
Why must you hurt me in this way
Stop liking there comments
Lol
Getting jackeryz vibes
cringe
"Squeezing Roblox Noobs
*Sees Thumbnail
Me: Yep, Just A Normal Albert Video
@XDgamer420 ROBLOX bruh stop replying to every comment
XDgamer420 ROBLOX i see u everywhere
I BEAT FLAMINGO IN MY NEWEST VIDEO
c u r r i e s
breaking ice do u mean furries and furries r very nice Well most just stop hat8ng on them it’s rude