Ah man, that's tragic. A perfect healing wand, a great attack wand, and you're just killed from an offscreen explosion. Though you won't find a more perfect representation of Noita.
i have beaten it 3 times now with around 200 deaths. At some point you get lucky and a very easy round with a lot of damage multipliers and krit stuff so you can oneshot pretty much everything. And then there are a lot of runs you get shit all the way down xD
@@melonenlord2723 That's basically what happened to me, I roll a bunch of immunity perks and got a rapid fire lightning wand that I was basically immune to, so I could wreck anything in my path, including kolmi.
Welp Saving Grace wouldn't have saved you in that multi nuke bukkake session so no fuckups there for your part. So at least you could call that a small *drumroll* SAVING GRACE ...i'll just leave now.
it actually would have. He had infinite healing, when means saving grace is also infinite so long as you keep healing. Though he wasn't aware of that when he choose his perks so it's fair enough that he choose what he did.
@@soheil5710 You misunderstand, when you have that sort of healing it stays on for a few seconds, so you actually cannot die in most cases since it heals you at least 2 HP faster than you can die, and you get a lot of saving graces or even survive period. So if you see that things have gone wrong, you just use the wand and you hold the button down and you should be able to outlast it. This has saved me a LOT in longer runs.
There can be a number of explanations. Basic answer is enemy just picked up a nearby wand and shot. It could've been a random wand from the magic temple that I ran away from. Could've been the next spell on the wand that shot me seconds before. Or it could've been a hiisi solider fighting a rat just left of me. Exact answer will never be known just 'wand with nuke' is known sadly.
The more I play and learn about this game the less I want to keep playing it. What is it about RNG that makes a game like this so appealing? I understand wanting a challenge but this just feels like someone's guilty torture p*rn turned video game. At least with Souls like games you can actually 'git gud' but with this I just don't know. You said in the video "you just need to learn how to build" but how am I supposed to learn how to build when the game only gives me the same 20 spells every single run. Idk shit on me for "getting noita'd" I guess but a game that you can only get good at by having good luck I'm slowly learning is not my cup of tea at all.
Noita certainly is a game with a high entry point. Sadly, learning how to build a wand does come down to a lot of trial and error in the beginning, if you only want to learn through run attempts. If your open to 'extra' resources I would suggest the steam mod 'Spell Lab' (steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2297568811). It'll teach more about more common-ish wand builds. After this is basically about learning how to make the wands you find into a usable state. Sorry for ranting and if you do decide to keep up with the game I hope this reply helps a little. =)
My experience with the game is that I learned from my many mistakes and minimize the effect of bad luck. Even in this example: The saving grace would have saved him. So next time I would think twice about getting it, especially with a healing wand. I have about 250 deaths now and consistently get to powerful wands and try to explore outside the standard gameplay loop. And everytime I die, I learn something new (and hopefully will be more cautious about what killed me)
man skipped saving grace with an ALWAYS CAST CIRCLE OF VIGOR
Nuke orbit wielding enemy goes yep
The game REALLY wanted to drive home how good Saving Grace was i suppose.
Consider this the obligatory "Noita'd" comment.
The yearly tier list report must've been around the corner for 'Saving Grace'
It was really painful to watch him throw away saving grace + circle of vigor invincibility
Would it have made a difference? That wasn't AN offscreen nuke, that was 9+ offscreen nukes.
@@Callanthekiter yeah, saving grace gives you some invincibility after it saves you
Noita giveth, Noita taketh away
Couldn't have said it better
If you pause in the exact moment you can see like 20 goddamn nukes
"lol" said the hiisi, "lmao"
Ah man, that's tragic. A perfect healing wand, a great attack wand, and you're just killed from an offscreen explosion.
Though you won't find a more perfect representation of Noita.
"LOL" - said the Noita gods.
"LMAO."
You have angered the RNGs
I blame my dumb brain for not taking 'Saving Grace'
ALWAYS CAST CIRCLE OF VIGOR 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
OH BABYYYYYYYYY
The stars aligned and showed me the way on the first holy mountain. And yet this is the outcome of my noob brain.
I got one of those in the jungle, got 3k+ hp aswell, but then... fire. Fire resistance was literally the only resistance i didnt have.
Great video, really captures the Noita spirit, gonna show it to my friends who are on the fence about starting the game :)
Thank you for the compliment. Here's to hoping I can persuade more people to come and enjoy this game.
@@evilrulerz You already pursuaded hundreds. I`m buying it right now.
the fact that these 8 minutes were this enjoyable make me question how you have only 50 subscribers lol, noitad
Thank you so much for the kind words. It certainly makes me happy that I started this channel.
I actually thought you were hella lucky for about 6:43 minutes, then Noita happened.
Oh for sure, lots of dumb moves were made
What caused the explosion?
@@DjamelXYZ Random enemy with nuke wand lol
That's the way the news goes
Died over 600 times in this game, owned it for over a year. Never beat it once.
Here's to hoping that if your still going for that win then 2023 is the year.
@@evilrulerz If I could share gifs in a youtube comment, it'd be that one of the ref from some WWE game give a thumbs up with a glitchy arm.
@@evilrulerz finally beat it one of the first runs of the year.
i have beaten it 3 times now with around 200 deaths. At some point you get lucky and a very easy round with a lot of damage multipliers and krit stuff so you can oneshot pretty much everything. And then there are a lot of runs you get shit all the way down xD
@@melonenlord2723 That's basically what happened to me, I roll a bunch of immunity perks and got a rapid fire lightning wand that I was basically immune to, so I could wreck anything in my path, including kolmi.
i lost my mind when you didnt take saving grace
Funny thing was, when I re-watched the vod I spent a solid 5mins talking myself into taking 'Repulsion Field' over 'Saving Grace'.
@@evilrulerz talked yourself into your death LOL
Classic Noita, good luck with the channel!
Thank you so much
This pretty much sums up my experience with the game so far. Still, just really excited to start a new run right away every time.
Weirdly enough, It makes me want to see what crazy way ill die or what crazy wand will I build during the next run.
got always cast circle of vigor in mines once
got confident and went to fungal caves where I was frozen then oneshot by a turso
That was a jaw-dropper
Never a dull moment in Noita
Bro you found an always cast circle of vigor and left saving grace that's an unwise move
Ngl those rocket looking wands are usually really good with insane mana recharge speeds, like the one you got with the green glimmer.
properly noita'd ;)))
I also had such kind of wand that heales me every time. That i got a bad perk or something and the circle of heal killed me xD
When I saw that AC CoV my brain was like:
*IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!*
This is why I keep waiting to unlock the nuke lol
"Isnt this kind of OP?" No, this is Noita, no matter how strong you think you are, youre going to get Noita'd
That‘s a certified noita moment :D
Noita giveth and Noita taketh
Just like Noita to make you feel like a powerful god and then smiting you with a nuke that instanstly destroys you, LOL
Pls post more Noita. You have a nice voice and demeanor, very comfy
5:50. Man that greenbolt wand is so satisfying
Nice gameplay
Thank you
JUST A TABLET!!!!? That tablet is a swiss army knife
Thighs and Lows of a Noita Run
Ah man, the pain
God damn what an end
Noita giveth, Noita taketh
Classic Noita.
shoulda got the saving grace
noita gods
Got an always cast nuke.
lmao get noitaed
Moar
a fair punishment for missing infinite healing with one shot protection, shame on you /j
My brother in Christ took Projectile Repulsion over Saving Grace with COV 💀💀💀
that must have hurttttt!!! XD
Welp Saving Grace wouldn't have saved you in that multi nuke bukkake session so no fuckups there for your part.
So at least you could call that a small *drumroll* SAVING GRACE
...i'll just leave now.
it actually would have. He had infinite healing, when means saving grace is also infinite so long as you keep healing. Though he wasn't aware of that when he choose his perks so it's fair enough that he choose what he did.
@@cortster12 There were multiple explosions with less than a second between them.
Saving grace wouldn't have helped at all.
@@soheil5710 I've survived situations like that with saving grace so long as I used healing fast enough.
@@cortster12 Must be nice having that kind of reaction speed
@@soheil5710 You misunderstand, when you have that sort of healing it stays on for a few seconds, so you actually cannot die in most cases since it heals you at least 2 HP faster than you can die, and you get a lot of saving graces or even survive period. So if you see that things have gone wrong, you just use the wand and you hold the button down and you should be able to outlast it. This has saved me a LOT in longer runs.
what even happened, you can see for a single frame like 9 nukes, where did they some from? Why are there so many?
There can be a number of explanations. Basic answer is enemy just picked up a nearby wand and shot. It could've been a random wand from the magic temple that I ran away from. Could've been the next spell on the wand that shot me seconds before. Or it could've been a hiisi solider fighting a rat just left of me. Exact answer will never be known just 'wand with nuke' is known sadly.
@@evilrulerz its just odd, nuke has 1 use shot, so the fact there are 9 is confusing. But thats what all noita deaths are, confusing.
The more I play and learn about this game the less I want to keep playing it. What is it about RNG that makes a game like this so appealing? I understand wanting a challenge but this just feels like someone's guilty torture p*rn turned video game. At least with Souls like games you can actually 'git gud' but with this I just don't know. You said in the video "you just need to learn how to build" but how am I supposed to learn how to build when the game only gives me the same 20 spells every single run. Idk shit on me for "getting noita'd" I guess but a game that you can only get good at by having good luck I'm slowly learning is not my cup of tea at all.
Noita certainly is a game with a high entry point. Sadly, learning how to build a wand does come down to a lot of trial and error in the beginning, if you only want to learn through run attempts. If your open to 'extra' resources I would suggest the steam mod 'Spell Lab' (steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2297568811). It'll teach more about more common-ish wand builds. After this is basically about learning how to make the wands you find into a usable state. Sorry for ranting and if you do decide to keep up with the game I hope this reply helps a little. =)
My experience with the game is that I learned from my many mistakes and minimize the effect of bad luck. Even in this example: The saving grace would have saved him. So next time I would think twice about getting it, especially with a healing wand. I have about 250 deaths now and consistently get to powerful wands and try to explore outside the standard gameplay loop. And everytime I die, I learn something new (and hopefully will be more cautious about what killed me)
LMAO
Skill issue
If you know how to build a wand this game gets waaaaaaaaaay easier
Skill issue