Numi Can't EVER Win
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- This is your only warning: NEVER say "Surely" around Numi or her friends. Things will go wrong.
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i want to have ONE normal holiday….just ONE…we lived bitch tho ig 😭
can't have SHIT in this house... -Court
@@kissykissyuwuim not even filipina why did i catch these many strays with the rng
That's a really awful sequence of events, but Goobie just saying "I'm six shots in" has gotta be the funniest fucking thing
THE CHERRY ON TOP BRUH
Numi: there was a storm
Virgil:I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
Dante: Goddammit vergil not again
Sorry, i came late to the party.
Gets mind broken just talking to hot women but has the mental fortitude for this shit. Thats numi alright!
She's just like me fr fr
Its crazy how so many unfortunate events and inconveniences can happen to someone...Extremely common Numi circumstances.
"surely i cant get more crazy than this"
Famous last words
She had a terrible, no good, horrible ass month 😭😭😭
She has to stop saying “surely” or she’ll destroy us all
Murphy's law in a nutshell.
70mph winds just means you get a sick boost going down the mountain.
And you can unlock a secret shortcut through the graveyard.
Or resistance, depending on direction.
@@martinosborne4703Just mean you unlock the Westley Snipes skill of being fool ice skating uphill.
"It cant get much worse right"
Best way to curse yourself, kinda like "Kashino is gonna come home today"
yall got straight up a divine level of no fun allowed
"Surely it can't get any worse, right?"
God: And I took that as a challenge
"Numi, how are you still normal?"
Numi: "that's my secret... I'm never normal!"
True. But that's also what makes her the awesomest person ever! Fuck normal.
By the third "surely it can't get worse than this" you gotta realize that you're just tempting fate into fuqing up your day even more lmao
This phisically HURTS. And im just a random listening to the story.
Numi instant loss. U tube friendly edition
Rule number 1 for going on a vacation.
Never tempt fate.
Numi cancels trip.
Me, the weather doesn't scare me, I'm built different. I was infact not built different.
Series of Unfortunate Events: Numi ver.
3:38 this is why you download your music. I never exclusively stream music
I mean as awful as it was, this is one of those unforgettable, bonding experiences. Friendships and bonds are forged at the face of adversity and misfortune.
My favorite experiences with my friends are probably those that have gone absolutely wrong. They weren't then, but years later down the road they are now.
Still, I am sorry you had to go trough this.
No thanks
I'm high as shit and I was FULLY CONVINCED that the Hilton app thing was a promo
The people who just hog already taken seats are the worst. At that point I honestly would've told the girl and the attendant "well guess you're carrying that pupper on your lap all flight!"
Numi tries to go on Vacation:
Their planned vacation spot: Violin part of "FrostPunk - The City must survive"
Hilton can do that? That corpo deserves a lawsuit.
No wonder airbnb is putting these places in the ground. Airbnb apparently unlocked the impossible technology to check in from your phone
This girl is justified to do literally anything at this point
It's funny how this topic has no unhinged moments, but just karma all over, sometimes you got to feel bad for Numi.
Numi has the uncanny ability to turn all her W’s into L’s
Sounds like the perfect reboot to Planes, Trains and Automobiles. 🎬
I'm half-surprised that no one went insane and started destroying things because that chain of failures was heavy enough to drag anyone down.
This is home alone levels of tomfoolery
Dogs? Someone sue that flight
The swagapino debuff was workin extra hard that week 😭At least y'all survived Gladge
“Surely” is the most taboo word in the Numi Nation world. ICANT!!! 🤣🤣🤣
stop saying it, you'll doom us all -Court
At this point she should just change her name to Shirley.
I swear experience with an airport is either. Goes really smoothly, or the worse possible experience where everything goes wrong
And there's zero in-between. It really is either totally painless and easy or medieval torture levels of painful.
Just sounds like you all need a hug or seven
It just KEEPS ESCALATING!
Passengers: turbulence “we gonna die”
Goobie: “is it really so bad” 🤣😂
Content creators telling stories like this are my absolute favourite because of how relatable they are. We all experience times like this, where every possible thing than can go wrong, does.
You worked really hard to help your friends. All that was awful but you stepped up!
Well, she was in charge... It's sounds rather scary when to think about it.
Numi, I am SO sorry you had and your friends had to put up with that string of bad luck.
I wish you the best of fortune from here on in… life as a whole.
“Surely, it can’t get much worse than this.”
Oh you could not be more wrong.
R.I.P your sanity
Love Numi having the luck stat and mental resilience to keep up with these.
Ngl goob a better man than me. I would’ve been straight dio timing if I lost my seat to a dog like that.
2:57 I like how they used the silhouette of a C17 for this part of the video, which is the jet i work on in the air force.
relatable. I actually bonded with a journey over this sort of bad luck, we had nothing else in common lol. as a fellow member of misfortune, i truly wish you and yours the best.
mine is more of an everyday bad luck, constant little things that can't be helped by any party involved. Enough to make you miserable but never enough to stop you, kinda like what you described but on a smaller scale.
i once took my family out to dinner, and the restaurant was out of 5 things in a row that i tried to order. my brother joked that they'd be out of plates next lol
anyway i cannot stress enough that this is typical, and like i said hope things go better for whoever made it this far than they are for me.
Giving up his seat for a dog kind of pissed me off. What was up with that?
Right?! Unless the person is blind, it belongs in a kennel in cargo.
Didn't want to buy a second seat I guess
Better man than me, i woulda raised hell at the very least
@@spk1121Must have been a service dog, non service animals are required to be in a carrier that can fit under the seat.
Airlines are legally required to accommodate for service dogs but it's kind of fucked up that they didn't account for that seat.
The past year and the start of this year is so f'ing hard, being Filipino helps, you'll just smile the worries and stress away
Thats rough buddy.
bruhhhh, I didn't expect the last one "it's because were filipinos you know, we can go through soo much mental damage" 🤣at this point it's a cruse to u pipinos numi, A CURSE!
Yeah, that sucks. But in a few years y'all will probably look back at this and will feel very different about it. That's the kind of stuff you can talk about over and over and it never gets boring.
You remember when ...? :D
calgary mentioned rahhh
...and this is why you NEVER speak such things, for they will find their way to the powers that be and summon things into existence...
Glad you all didn't get stuck in Donner pass at least! Great edit of this story
Shes cursed by black magic I swear
Wow. Im so sorry. This is so much bad luck.
70 mph thats a normal day in Florida but we don't get snow and never say it can't get much worse than this
I'll drink to that... Also who's bright idea was it to name our state drink "hurricane"!? I drink to forget not to be reminded of the ever present impending doom!
The epitome of "Murphy's Law"
Jesus Christ Numi.... surely this doesn't happen again... hopefully...
Average florida weather: (we have parties at these winds)
Yeah, February was 'a month' for a lot of people for some reason. It was wild.
I like to ski in the Atlantic Ocean.
Ya know.... overall despite the bad situation that kept evolving to stay within this reality. They are all wholesomely adorable! They never let it eat them!
the amount of jinxs in this video is crazy
Weather: I'm about to ruin these peoples whole career
Numi folds talking to mommy women but has the mental endurance to deal with these awful series of events 🫡
HOW ? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE TO HAVE SO MANY BAD LUCK LIKE THIS XD SURELY IT CAN'T GET WORST ? *BOOOOOOOOMMM* man you all got some mental fortitude AF
Personally when I told that guy, it's okay you don't do much of that anyway.
Surely, it cant get any worse then this..
Numi: 'tries to organise a dope skiing trip with Hami, Mish & Goobie.'
The massive Blizzard: Hahahahahahaha 'inhales deeply' *AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!* 😆😆😆
I am never flying again. That's why.
Omg thats a story bro
I love numi. She gets in trouble doing addition.
Good god, what a rough time.
Poor goobie.
Surely it will only get better from now on…
2:53 GOD NO HE SAID THE THING XDDD
reminds me of the MMD/Genshin Impact】 What Happened? videos XD
... ya'll got to stop saying "Surely, this cant get any worse!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I think Goobie knew what was gonna happen, should of went for 8+ shots tho 😭😭🤣🤣
Hehehehehe…. What one storm can do to a vacation…. Hehehehe🙃😏🙃
I feel so bad for you I'm so sorry.
Sorry to here all that. That’s why you say it can’t get any worse.. things can always get worse
Vacation plans aside, It was worse in Oregon a couple months ago
For reference:
We were supposed to stay home on the weather cause of a winter watch. After ONE DAY, power in the entire state goes down, winds up to 85 MPH, lasting for hours, and in some places, DAYS.
Where I was here's the damage total from what I recorded from my excursions (helping people out)
23 trees felled
18 houses broken due to the killing winds
12 houses broken due to trees felled/uprooted
~40 cars damaged in some way due to the harsh weather
in my county alone, 16 powerline grids were downed
^This was all after 2 days. The first day was so hard I couldn't go outside without getting pushed up on a wall^
Lost power for a week, and got it back as one of the FIRST people to get it.
The entirety of University of Oregon lost power for days on end, and school was cancelled for a week at least for most classes (Not a student, but I know people who are students there and they told me about this)
If we're talking about the freeze over, only half of lebanon lost power. On the other hand a lot of people got in car crashes or broke their tailbones walking to work, and all the shops had run out of rock salt a week prior and couldn't get shipments in. I had to take our old Christmas tree and butcher it so we could use the branches for ice paths cause my parents kept getting hurt. I was out there at like 3am with a hand saw and no winter gear on sawing away at the tree for a solid hour. Fucking miserable few days that was.
6:44 "How are you normal?"
Wait... Numi is NORMAL!?
SINCE WHEN!?
Okay but what on earth possessed Goobie to think it was a good idea to get that hammered _before_ your holiday had even started??
I think the moral of the story is, don't let Numi handle anything.
Omg lol this is insane the amount of stuff that went wrong
One thing after another. Did life just decided to just prank all of you but with no "punch" line. What did y'all do?
Truly a Numi level of fail.
As someone from Sweden I fail to see how the weather would be an issue😊
I swear I said “GOOBIE, NO!” at least once from how often he tempted fate during this story.
But man, when it rains, it pours. At least things more or less worked out fine by the end of it…wait, what happened to Mish after this?!
Damn, Numi sure does not aware on how much karma she is witnessing.
Lesson learned always have more than 3 somg
The phily brain do be doing tuff stuff, hang in there numi maybe next year would be better 😅
It can't get any worse than this.
So all of this happened; dashed right out of the ball court because of that damn Alaskan wind front, or El Niño/El Nina weather effect, which caused cancellations through the roof. I get it happens in January but in FEBRUARY?? Winter ffs stop being a lion before Spring comes man lmao
Calgary woohoo ,my city got mentioned 😂
y'all's problem was that you KEEP SAYING IT COULDN'T GET WORSE!
*IT CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE!!!!*
oh Numi. how to wrap you up in a blanket and get you a hot cup of chocolate
You uhhh..... You okay, Numi? I got VHugs.
Reminds me of the time I got stuck in a 9-hour layover. And I got Covid because I had to remove my mask in order to eat. Fun times. 😅
You're far too nice to rude people