The Sons of the Phoenix | A Warhammer 40k Comic Dub

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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
  • THEY ARE AN IMPERIAL FISTS SUCCESSOR CHAPTER, I SWEAR.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 500

  • @mohmedfadly8256
    @mohmedfadly8256 7 місяців тому +1370

    I don't get it

    • @Dogmelter42
      @Dogmelter42 7 місяців тому +924

      Cawl's been dipping into the forbidden sauce.

    • @jal1656
      @jal1656 7 місяців тому +1004

      The sons of the phenix might be a secret successor chapter to the emperor's children

    • @Neimad-xp1te
      @Neimad-xp1te 7 місяців тому +709

      They look an awful lot like Fulgrim

    • @airmanbunny9767
      @airmanbunny9767 7 місяців тому +548

      Let's just say the Sons of the Phoenix are adopted and leave it at that

    • @cassidywoodliff
      @cassidywoodliff 7 місяців тому +598

      It’s heavily implied that the Sons of the Phoenix are actually made with Emperors Children Gene seed, the primarch of whom being the one who put Gorilla man into his 10,000 year coma

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 7 місяців тому +2204

    “Need to make a…call…to…cawl…” -guilliman probably while restraining his anger

    • @BenersantheBread
      @BenersantheBread 7 місяців тому +178

      Cawling Cawl.

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 7 місяців тому +232

      **Goes to talk to Cawl Inferior**
      "Cawl, are you using traitor geneseed?"
      "No, of course not. Make Cawl the Fabricator General."

    • @FleaLictor
      @FleaLictor 7 місяців тому +127

      Better Call Cawl

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 7 місяців тому

      G-Man, absolutely mad on the call: CAWL!!! WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT TRAITOR GENESEED, YOU STEEL BOUND FUCKING ARTHROPODIC CRAB!?
      Cawl: You did?

    • @strenifstrecs2551
      @strenifstrecs2551 7 місяців тому +16

      @@BenersantheBreadI got that reference!

  • @solbadguy9025
    @solbadguy9025 7 місяців тому +2271

    At that precise moment, Gilliman deeply regretted allowing Cawl to experiment with Genesed

    • @collecter343
      @collecter343 7 місяців тому +151

      To be fair, Cawl definitely did stuff before even Guilliman woke up so it was inevitable.

    • @angrydrunkopossum3954
      @angrydrunkopossum3954 7 місяців тому +97

      I’m not fully against it, what if Cael could whip up purified geneseeds for the traitor primarchs. Imagine if we could have the entirety of the inquisition monitored by an army of miniature conrad curze’s.

    • @o.w.n.1327
      @o.w.n.1327 7 місяців тому +59

      I just imagine guilliman after leaving that marine looked at the ceiling or at the sky and went: CAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

    • @notlistening6499
      @notlistening6499 7 місяців тому +41

      On the contrary he was probably thinking "Thank the Emperor I didn't let him use the lost and forgotten legion's geneseed."

    • @montecarlowithdawningornam1817
      @montecarlowithdawningornam1817 7 місяців тому +41

      Gulliman busts into cawls lab: "CAWL! WHAT IM ABOUT TO ASK IS HERESY! BUT WE NEED BETTER MARINES!!!"
      cawl halfway through implanting fulgrims hair into a son of the Phoenix: "k"

  • @LaminatedPigeon
    @LaminatedPigeon 7 місяців тому +1384

    Fulgrim became a cuckoo bird and kicked dorn’s gene seed out the nest

    • @Hyde-dg7ef
      @Hyde-dg7ef 7 місяців тому +116

      more like cawl getting devious when picking geneseed
      guilliman even told him explicitly to not use traitor geneseed but he knew that cawl will utlimately ignore that restriction

    • @Tiramizur
      @Tiramizur 7 місяців тому +63

      @@Hyde-dg7ef For ten thousand years, he had ignored the galaxy and the imperium's so called rulers.
      He must be a real master on saying: "Nah!"

    • @fallenaeon7084
      @fallenaeon7084 6 місяців тому

      Either that or Fulgrim decided to make love children with Dorn 👀

    • @totalNERD-eo7wx
      @totalNERD-eo7wx 5 місяців тому

      Wouldn't be the first thing he's cucked

    • @sev1120
      @sev1120 27 днів тому +10

      ​@@Hyde-dg7ef I mean, Cawl knows they can't affoed to be picky with gene seed, and so long as traitor gene seed is tempered with proper imperial indoctrination, things SHOULD turn out fine

  • @relogos
    @relogos 7 місяців тому +948

    Ah yes sons of Dorn. Sons made of geneseed of Rogal Dorn. Sons of Rogal. His progeny and no one else. Little Dornies. Those sons. Children of the Son of the Emperror. Those guys.

    • @BrianHall33
      @BrianHall33 7 місяців тому +94

      They even have the same hair color as him, so very obvious sons of Dorn. No other speculation could ever be made.

    • @michelveilleux2075
      @michelveilleux2075 7 місяців тому +41

      Absolutely. They have his hair. His tone. Even their facial features, all Dorn...all....Dorn...

    • @BrianHall33
      @BrianHall33 7 місяців тому +35

      @@michelveilleux2075 the funny thing is that no matter who you think the dad is… they have his hair, whoever he is.
      But it’s Dorn obviously, because they are so obviously just like Rogal in every way

    • @michelveilleux123
      @michelveilleux123 7 місяців тому +15

      @BrianHall33 obviously, I mean, how can that NOT be Dorn?

    • @gingermcgingin4106
      @gingermcgingin4106 3 місяці тому +6

      The Emperor's children, if you will

  • @Lightscribe225
    @Lightscribe225 7 місяців тому +314

    "CAWL!"
    "The number you have dialed cannot be reached."

    • @samaritan_sys
      @samaritan_sys 7 місяців тому +36

      "Cawl... you can't just use a random voxcoder voice when I'm standing right in front of you."

    • @Nero-zd8su
      @Nero-zd8su 7 місяців тому +27

      ⁠@@samaritan_sys *INCORRECT THIS IS MY BODY DOUBLES LORD GUILLIMAN*

    • @santiugarte3792
      @santiugarte3792 7 місяців тому +8

      ​@@samaritan_sys"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

    • @OddHunter5504
      @OddHunter5504 10 днів тому

      @@samaritan_sys”if you’d like leave a message, please press 1 for more options”

  • @drontesmakor1983
    @drontesmakor1983 7 місяців тому +415

    Sons of the phoenix, the covenant of fire, the Blood Ravens, The Carcharodons, the Minotaurs. Definitely not traitor geneseed. Nope. Fully loyalist boys with no ties to the blood of the heretics.

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  7 місяців тому +89

      NONE AT ALL

    • @KoteDarasuum
      @KoteDarasuum 7 місяців тому +55

      People keep forgetting Red Scorpions and Death Eagles

    • @gasmonkey1000
      @gasmonkey1000 7 місяців тому +42

      Don't forget the Silver Skulls and Scythes of the Emperor

    • @JonathanBritus
      @JonathanBritus 7 місяців тому +16

      LAUGH IN *PALATINE* *SONS* ....

    • @Epicbam
      @Epicbam 6 місяців тому +22

      The Iron Snakes are made of the most loyal gene stock. Being of course, Alpharius.

  • @giacomoromano8842
    @giacomoromano8842 7 місяців тому +529

    I really wish there was an extra panel of this comic with Guilliman kicking down the door of Cawl's laboratory, shouting "CAWL, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?" and Cawl messing up an experiment he had at hands for the scare.

    • @ERAA-on-YT
      @ERAA-on-YT 7 місяців тому +47

      Like, various glasses in his hands, tagged with Traitor Legions emblems.

    • @matiasnoguera461
      @matiasnoguera461 Місяць тому +7

      I prefer the scenario were he kics the door AND found cawl with His Necron girfriend

  • @the-wanderer111
    @the-wanderer111 7 місяців тому +1759

    Rowboat Gorillaman: You sure they are sons of Dorn and not...
    Tech priest: I'm as certain as the omnisaiah's divinity.
    Gorillaman: That explains alot actually.

    • @lshackelford4175
      @lshackelford4175 7 місяців тому +73

      Still amazes me Big E made an exception to the Truth for the Mechanicum-

    • @anironfarm6056
      @anironfarm6056 7 місяців тому +66

      @@lshackelford4175he needed their toys

    • @PandorasFolly
      @PandorasFolly 7 місяців тому +26

      I somehow read Cawl instead of the tech priest and thought you made a really clever joke about Cawl not being religious. Very nice either way

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 7 місяців тому +20

      ​@@lshackelford4175it was either war with mars and delay the great crusade by like 500 years minimum, or let them have their fairytale, and try to slowly secularize them over time

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 7 місяців тому +4

      rowtootae goneman

  • @MasterKIKE84
    @MasterKIKE84 7 місяців тому +415

    G: you accept a child from perturabo and now everyone wants to be adopted

    • @ambion19
      @ambion19 7 місяців тому +64

      What even is 40k without the daddy issues

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 7 місяців тому +15

      @@ambion19 this is why prefer fantasy characters. not every interaction needs to feel like its caused by daddy issues. sigmar feels like both an actual realistic human being while also actually giving a shit about humanity which makes him worthy of his godhood

    • @michelveilleux123
      @michelveilleux123 7 місяців тому +10

      ...oh shit, yeah that's right. That was a thing that happened. 😅

    • @elitehenrylegio
      @elitehenrylegio 7 місяців тому +13

      Funfact exactly that guy is the reason why the tyranids came to the milky way.

    • @michelveilleux123
      @michelveilleux123 7 місяців тому

      @@elitehenrylegio wasn't that Magnus when he fucked the Astronomicon with his Psychic might?

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 7 місяців тому +345

    To be fair, the Loyalist elements of the Traitor Legions were adopted and passed off as successor Chapters of the Loyalist Legions when the Codex Astartes was implemented.
    To protect them from being hounded by the vengeful Imperium who subscribe to "Sins of the Father" in the post-Horus Heresy.

    • @cassandrabelyeu2419
      @cassandrabelyeu2419 7 місяців тому +30

      I’m sure Roboute adopted some of his own.

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor 7 місяців тому +7

      But Dorn also made it a point to punish marines from Traitor Legions even if they remained loyal.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 7 місяців тому +22

      @@cassandrabelyeu2419 he not only took in traitors but he also took in elements of the lost and the purged lol

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 7 місяців тому +24

      @@Nostroman_Praetor dorn was also the second biggest adopter of the missing and the forgotten legions

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor 7 місяців тому +3

      @@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus I am aware.

  • @O-P-96
    @O-P-96 7 місяців тому +323

    "CAWL HAVE YOU MADE PRIMARIS MARINES WITH MY TRAITOROUS BROTHERS' GENESEED?!" Roboute Guilliman asked calmly.

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  7 місяців тому +39

      Canon

    • @andrewalther4353
      @andrewalther4353 7 місяців тому +29

      Cawl: ...
      Maybe

    • @ocentrodacriacao9385
      @ocentrodacriacao9385 6 місяців тому +36

      Cawl: And what's wrong? May I remind you that, after the Heresy, your Legion welcomed loyal groups of astartes members of the Traitor Legions using the argument that: Children shouldn't pay for the sins of their parents? May I remind you that you have a Group of Iron Warriors (the Silver Skulls), Death Guards (the Mortifiers) and Word Bearers (Fire Angels) in your successor chapters?

    • @DeezNuts-kl2te
      @DeezNuts-kl2te 6 місяців тому +3

      Well Fulgrim made lots upon lots of new geenseed recently (after he joined Chaos)

    • @discountplaguedoctor88
      @discountplaguedoctor88 5 місяців тому

      Cawl: yes, so what're you going to do about it? Scream like the hypocrite you might as well be at this very moment? Because in case you somehow managed to be more braindead than the average Khornate daemon, at least three different successor chapters of the Ultramarines are actually descended from traitor legions. And do not get me started on how the Blood Ravens have stolen relics and wargear from literally everyone who isn't the Lamenters, that armless failure, the Omnissiah, the Silent King, the Carcharodon Astra and your Eldar fuckbuddies. What, you honestly thought that only Sicarius knew you're fucking the Emissary of Ynnead? Because quite literally the only entity in this entire galaxy who doesn't know about that is Ciaphas Cain, and that's only because he died long before the 13th Black Crusade was launched.

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 7 місяців тому +520

    We really need clonegrim back. It'd be great for the Sons of the Phoenix to get their own daddy

    • @silkyz68
      @silkyz68 7 місяців тому +75

      My head canon is they are assigned to raid Trayzen's for a missing Primarch. Thinking it's their Father Dorn, they accept, only to find their Daddy Fulgrim

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 7 місяців тому +49

      ​@silkyz68 Raiding Solomnance is a near impossible task though. Ask the Catachan regiment that's now one of the displays, or the entire tyranid hive fleet that took 1 look at the planet and said "Nope."

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 7 місяців тому +60

      ​@@phantomwraith1984I mean, as much as an asshole Trazyn is, I'm pretty sure he's willing to negotiate. They can perhaps give the Kleptomaniac something cool in exchange for Clonegrim.
      Or send the Blood Ravens.

    • @andreibossahtamon3950
      @andreibossahtamon3950 7 місяців тому +33

      @@ChaplainPhantasm i dont think there is anything that Trazyn would want to exchange for his second edition primarch , except maybe a vase some broken plates and a mug (necrontyr artifacts from the war in heaven age ) trazyn literally would give his left ball bearing to have those

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 7 місяців тому +12

      @@phantomwraith1984 send in the blood ravens and Chem dogs they’ll get it done

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm 7 місяців тому +235

    “Well, it could be worse. They could be traitors.”

    • @Monarch879
      @Monarch879 7 місяців тому +9

      then Herery 2.0,

    • @aquilesgarciaperez5918
      @aquilesgarciaperez5918 7 місяців тому +4

      Or even Mortarion's Sons 😅

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 7 місяців тому +3

      @@aquilesgarciaperez5918 As someone who made a homebrew Primaris Death Guard successor, I don't know how to feel about this.

    • @lukejohnston4666
      @lukejohnston4666 Місяць тому

      ​@@LordCrate-du8zm fan made mortarion sons who stay loyal? Interesting

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm Місяць тому

      @@lukejohnston4666 thanks man

  • @julianpradarodriguez7336
    @julianpradarodriguez7336 6 місяців тому +128

    Guilliman "so... you guys are good at fortifications right?"
    -no milord. We strive to have PERFECTION through our martial prowess
    Guilliman "perfection huh... I really need to fire Cawl"

    • @seekingabsolution1907
      @seekingabsolution1907 2 місяці тому +10

      Can't, he's basically the only person in the imperium allowed to develop new technology which means the imperium is fucked without him. He's basically the new malcador.

  • @SignedWithBlood
    @SignedWithBlood 7 місяців тому +220

    He sees Fulgrim's face in the Space Marine, doesn't he?
    He's triggered.

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest 7 місяців тому +174

    *Guiliman:* "It is good to have you back, brother Fulgrim, albeit due to rather... _odd_ circumstances."
    *Clonegrim:* "Oh, I agree! I must say, it is quite vexing to learn that an insane daemon prince has had the gall to try to impersonate me during these long millennia of my absence."
    *Lion:* "He's technically the original, though."
    *Clonegrim:* _"Which is why_ I shall rally my sons and set out to destroy this infernal impostor, or at least humiliate him to the point where he will never dare show his face in the materium again!"
    *Guiliman:* "Ah... I hate to tell you this, Fulgrim, but all your sons fell to Chaos."
    *Clonegrim:* "Whatever do you mean? These are my sons right here: The Sons of the Phoenix!"
    *Dorn:* "Brother, you are mistaken. The Sons of the Phoenix is my successor chapter, not yours."
    *Clonegrim:* "Why, Rogal, you are capable of making jokes now! Truly, times do change. Oh well, come along now, boys! We have a giant snake daemon to stab repeatedly in the face."
    *Sons of the Phoenix, looking very confused:* "Um, okay?"
    *Clonegrim:* "Ferrus, dearest brother, I shall avenge you!"
    *Cawl:* "Just as planned."
    *Guiliman:* "What was that?"
    *Cawl:* "Nothing!"

    • @cassandrabelyeu2419
      @cassandrabelyeu2419 7 місяців тому +44

      Dorn: “You are adopted.”
      *does not elaborate*

    • @ArcaneMaiden
      @ArcaneMaiden 7 місяців тому +19

      ...considering it's Snaek who put Robu in that chair, I think Gorillaman's response would be to do an Ultrapiledriver on Clonegrim... _lovingly,_ ofc. 😂

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 7 місяців тому +33

      @@cassandrabelyeu2419 correction:
      "You are adopted."
      **elaborates**
      **refuses to leave**

    • @michelveilleux123
      @michelveilleux123 7 місяців тому +12

      @@phantomwraith1984 to be fair, this is Dorn. It works both ways. 😅

    • @thediethrower1803
      @thediethrower1803 7 місяців тому +5

      I require this

  • @cassandrabelyeu2419
    @cassandrabelyeu2419 7 місяців тому +67

    To be fair, many people believe that Guilliman and Dorn both divided up and adopted the missing Primarchs’ gene sons, as well as Loyal sons of traitors.
    He has probably had the “Am I adopted?” conversation with Astartes before, and has *no* desire to bring it up.

    • @douglasbabb1725
      @douglasbabb1725 7 місяців тому +9

      This matter isn't helped at all by the existence of Chimera chapters.

  • @ritche444
    @ritche444 7 місяців тому +116

    In that moment, Guilliman felt the compulsion to strangle Cawl.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 7 місяців тому +6

      And immediately began wondering if that is even possible anymore.

    • @LordCommander-ui2fw
      @LordCommander-ui2fw Місяць тому

      He feels that compulsion quite a lot, actually.

  • @BoomBangBomb
    @BoomBangBomb 7 місяців тому +215

    Roboute was calm, very calm. So calm that he had no anger in him. Not even the Astartes in front of him who looked oh so like his very traitorous pink bastard of a brother Fulgrim, who also happened to be the reason he was in stasis for 10 millennia. Even after all that, Roboute was the epitome of calm. Why, even the gnashing of his teeth, the bulging veins on his face, and the tense narrowing of his eyes was just evidence of his divine calmness. The Son of the Phoenix felt an apprehension that he felt came from the Primarch, but he was wrong, because Roboute was the epitome of calmness.

    • @antonioj700
      @antonioj700 7 місяців тому +26

      That Marinating Rage tho... He be wanting strangle everything pink ir purple with his power gauntlet

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 4 місяці тому +16

      ​@@antonioj700
      Son of Phoenix: "My lord, you seem to be on edge, your wound is leaking, should we call the apothecary?"
      Gulliman: " It's just high blood pressure from my medication, I'll be seeing Cawl right away."

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 7 місяців тому +72

    At least Guilliman is getting along well with his nephews.

  • @ZebraOnYourNose
    @ZebraOnYourNose 7 місяців тому +130

    "Twink space marines aren't real, they can't hurt you!"
    Twink space marines:

    • @langleysenterprise5134
      @langleysenterprise5134 7 місяців тому +7

      Those were the emperor's children before you know

    • @michelveilleux2075
      @michelveilleux2075 7 місяців тому +7

      Of course they'd be Fulgrim's. 😅

    • @King_Thulsa_Doom
      @King_Thulsa_Doom 7 місяців тому +6

      Last Christmas, I built and painted a blood angels army for my niece...
      I couldn't resist giving all her intercessors a bunch of custom printed twink heads.

    • @raidenj1295
      @raidenj1295 6 місяців тому +2

      Looks like raiden from mgs

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 6 місяців тому +2

      @@King_Thulsa_Doom Last Christmas, I gave you my heart

  • @alannatherson7721
    @alannatherson7721 7 місяців тому +57

    Silver Skulls: Is everything alright father?
    Blood Ravens: He's distracted, now's our chance to 'collect' more relics.
    Carcharodon's: *stares at Blood Ravens in 'try it I dare you'*

  • @Mr._Galaxywide
    @Mr._Galaxywide 7 місяців тому +105

    Grilyman is just looking forward to seeing the silver Skulls AKA Dantioch's boys, and Meanwhile the Minotaurs and the Carcharadonds are sweeting.

    • @graveslayer9666
      @graveslayer9666 7 місяців тому +17

      Let me guess:
      Minotaurs - World Eaters
      Carcharadonds - Night Lords
      Edit: I was wrong about Minotaurs, it’s Minotaurs - Iron Warriors

    • @terminallove3531
      @terminallove3531 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@graveslayer9666
      Carcharodons are Ravenguard

    • @graveslayer9666
      @graveslayer9666 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Just_A_Megalodon exactly

    • @CHAD-KNULL
      @CHAD-KNULL 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Just_A_MegalodonNo, they're pure, not hybrids, it's just that that's what the Raven Guard was before Corax came along

    • @feris2137
      @feris2137 7 місяців тому

      Why would they be sweating? Gman himself covered for loyalists from traitor legions and made them part of Ultras so nobody gave them shit

  • @randomcenturion7264
    @randomcenturion7264 7 місяців тому +102

    Cawl:…Hear me out.

    • @electricangel4488
      @electricangel4488 7 місяців тому +11

      Girlyman: 😐

    • @GuanGuanGhoo
      @GuanGuanGhoo 7 місяців тому +8

      ​@@electricangel4488 Cawl: Yvraine.

    • @TheKrenk999
      @TheKrenk999 6 місяців тому +3

      @@GuanGuanGhoo I'm not gonna lie, that made me laugh for a full minute.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 7 місяців тому +101

    0:01 Guilliman should have immediately figure it out that the Chapter's name was Emperor's Children related before the Astarte removed his helmet.

    • @mateuszbanaszak4671
      @mateuszbanaszak4671 7 місяців тому +18

      There are like 8 different Chapters with "Phoenix" in name...
      But none of them have such blatant paint scheme.

    • @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong
      @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong 7 місяців тому +9

      Charcaradons sweating rn:

    • @aria5614
      @aria5614 7 місяців тому +8

      I did. I was confused why he said kids of Dorn.

  • @endwarAH80blackfoot
    @endwarAH80blackfoot 7 місяців тому +35

    Guilliman is about write Cawl a letter. An angry letter. An angry letter filled with all the expletives that only a demigod brainy super statesman can accomplish while still structured with grammatical perfection.
    Only for Cawl to reply. 'For the lulz' and toss it out the airlock like the troll he is.

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 4 місяці тому +5

    "If you will excuse me I must go with the others, greetings sons of... CAWL!!!!!!"
    Cawl: What was that noise?
    Cawl Inferior: It would appear Guilliman found out about the "special" chapters.
    Cawl: Oh, pftt hahahah!

  • @adarshkamoda9183
    @adarshkamoda9183 7 місяців тому +32

    Yvraine said the Fulgrim wounded Guilliman's soul, so I imagine that seeing his brother's likeness made him hurt in places he had almost forgotten about.

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 7 місяців тому +30

    Ah yes, the famously beautiful, kind, civilian-uplifting sons of Dorn.
    Makes perfect sense.

  • @silvertongue8104
    @silvertongue8104 2 місяці тому +7

    Guilliman: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL!
    Cawl: **is arguing with his Necron girlfriend when he heard the wrathful cry of Guiliman from terra** oh shit… either he found out about one of the primaries legions with traitor geneseed… or the A.Iiiiii mean simulated personality of him I keep in my room…. Or this necron chronomancer head…
    That or it’s Tuesday…

  • @silkyz68
    @silkyz68 7 місяців тому +40

    CAAAAWWWWLLLLLL!!!!!
    To be fair, Bobby G knew Cawl would, even when he said No. IDK why he's surprised.

  • @rayhanmustakim7073
    @rayhanmustakim7073 7 місяців тому +8

    Cawl must be thought himself clever thinking that he could snuck some Emperor's Children and call them sons of Dorn just because both primarchs have silver hair.

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 21 день тому +2

      Cawl: throne be damned! I told you all to get Buzz cuts and to sell the image!
      Son of the phoenix: but My lord how could we? This flowing hair is perfect.
      Giuliman: you thought you were slick did you?! You're ass is lucky most of everyone's too dead to remember what fulgrim looks like. What's next? Ya gonna pass off some would be night lords as primaris blood angels?!
      Cawl:,,, *genuine wonders if that would work*
      Guiliman: C A W L

  • @theliato3809
    @theliato3809 7 місяців тому +30

    Robby is just reminicing on the fond memories of Dorn letting the other primarchs try the magic pain glove.

    • @michelveilleux2075
      @michelveilleux2075 7 місяців тому +10

      *Flash back*
      "Are you certain that you do not wish to use my magic pain glove Roboute? It has offered me plenty of insights."
      "*sighs* Yes Rogal, I am sure that I don't need such a tool in my arsenal...at all, in fact."
      "I see. If it is an issue reguarding returning it to me afterwards, you needn't worry brother. I have dozens more of-"
      "NO. No. No no no, Rogal- I- I'm very, VERY certain that I don't need your, or ANY for that matter, magic pain glove."
      "Very well. I must take my leave now, and proceed to violently assault Perturabo and his traitor sons with my full Legion."
      "Yes, you go and do....wait, what did you just-"
      *Hears loud engines roaring, turns to window to witness every Imperial Fists ships take off to the Iron Cage. Guilliman's left eye twitches as he feels a blood vessel in his head pop*
      "...Oh Streamlined, Heavy, Imperial Taxation..."
      *present time*
      "...You know, thinking back on that...maybe Rogal was right about the nonsensical magic pain glove..."

  • @MalevolentCherry
    @MalevolentCherry 2 місяці тому +5

    Even funnier is that Dorn is never referred to as anything Phoenix related and the only one who is, is Fulgrim

  • @dokkguitar8648
    @dokkguitar8648 5 місяців тому +4

    Guilliman still remember the touch of Fulgrim's blade on his throat xD

  • @damon9717
    @damon9717 7 місяців тому +11

    I think the scar on Guilliman’s throat started to hurt a little bit more when he saw the marines face.

  • @matthewrolfe23
    @matthewrolfe23 7 місяців тому +13

    grave tower's: hey um guilliman, would you happen to know who's primarch I've inherited from?
    guilliman: Well, usually you have to ask cawl fo- Ah I've seen you've been hunting with the mortifactor, any heretics cult leader you're wearing?
    grave tower's: mortifactor? who are they? no this one committed a crime
    guilliman: (sighs) he's going to ask for this...who did you kill?
    grave tower's: a high lords
    guilliman: WHAT COULD HE HAVE POSSIBLY DONE T-
    grave tower's: he purposely poured chocolate milk on the floor...on a good citizen
    guilliman:....mmm I'll let you off

  • @bbad00
    @bbad00 7 місяців тому +10

    Guilliman: ¡¡CAAAAAWWWL!!
    Belisarius: Ups/he/noticed.

  • @falsehero2001
    @falsehero2001 4 місяці тому +10

    It’s not like they aren’t the first and only suspicious Imperial Fist successors. Remember the Soul Drinkers?

  • @ArcaneMaiden
    @ArcaneMaiden 7 місяців тому +10

    I can hear Fulgrim & Bile cackling like mad birds. :D

  • @Sanguinius
    @Sanguinius 5 місяців тому +7

    Cawl- did you put Fulgrims geneseed into the new space marines?, Guilliman asked calmly

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 7 місяців тому +15

    I do like the idea of loyalist Emperor’s Children making Rhylanor their new spiritual father. I said this in another comment section but imagine a chapter with the battle cry of “THE ANCIENT AWAITS!”

  • @williamings773
    @williamings773 7 місяців тому +18

    That awkward moment you realize your brother's son isn't his.

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever 7 місяців тому +10

    You can hear the PTSD sounds going off in Guillimans mind.

  • @notmyrealname5865
    @notmyrealname5865 Місяць тому +4

    Guilliman is asking like he found out his wife cheated on him at the birth of their child. 😂

  • @Tri-vy2th
    @Tri-vy2th 6 місяців тому +9

    Guilliman: "You just...remind me of someone..." *slowly grabs sword

  • @pugbaccathegreat1073
    @pugbaccathegreat1073 7 місяців тому +15

    Fun fact the popping sound is the fifteen aneurysms gulliman had

  • @Scholar_of_Lore
    @Scholar_of_Lore 7 місяців тому +15

    This is part of a fan made webcomic called The ember Phoenix which is about clone fulgrim and sons of the phoenix chapter it’s really good

  • @doctorcorvus1319
    @doctorcorvus1319 7 місяців тому +15

    Cawl is definitely going to be getting a call about this…

  • @BrianHall33
    @BrianHall33 7 місяців тому +18

    Cawl on the other end of the call as Guilliman screams at him: “What do you mean they had silver hair? So did Dorn, I do not see your issue my lord it is common for marines to acquire tra- Too pretty? Surely my lord you can see that is highly inconsequential and objective….. Now that is just a baseless accusation. A change in hair color is a less common trait among the 7ths gene line than it is among other lineages but it is not unheard of nor is a higher percentage among individual chapters a new phenomenon. And if one marine could truly be considered “pretty” as you put, it is merely by chance. Now if you excuse me my lord I have urgent work to do”
    Cawl sighs and turns to Alpha Primus: “That was close”

  • @ronokoftherainlords4184
    @ronokoftherainlords4184 6 місяців тому +11

    Idea:
    Word Bearers sucessors who are paifully aware of who their primarch is and wage an eternal penance crusade.
    And are lead by the libraians who form a priesthood.

    • @chubbyninja89
      @chubbyninja89 5 місяців тому +1

      Sounds like a good idea for a homebrewed chapter.

  • @JSharp0716
    @JSharp0716 7 місяців тому +10

    “I did not use traitor gene-seed!
    It’s not true!
    It’s Kroot crap!
    [throws water bottle]
    I did not use traitor gene-seed!
    I did not! I did not! I did not!
    Oh, hi Mark.”
    -Cawl

  • @foenrik8941
    @foenrik8941 7 місяців тому +4

    At that moment, a distant laugh can be heard, as if from very far away, then a serpentine whisper : "What's the matter, brother? Does my beauty leave you breathless even now?"
    "If they are your sons...you'll have to pay child support."
    A gasp, then an indignant shriek echoed through the room :
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
    "My lord, what was that?"
    "Just ignore it."

  • @The_emporer_of_man
    @The_emporer_of_man 5 місяців тому +2

    I screamed at belisarius cawl for an hour aftrer that because I have told him not to do that so many times.

  • @thisisalie-ft8cv
    @thisisalie-ft8cv 7 місяців тому +11

    *Visual Confliction
    To stab or not to stab, that is the question.

  • @PureAwesamness
    @PureAwesamness 16 днів тому +2

    “Hey kids wanna see me prank a Primarch?”
    - Cawl, Probably

  • @trianwarshield
    @trianwarshield 7 місяців тому +12

    yeah when they look like that they either sons of Sanguinius at best or sons of Fulgrim. golden blond means best bird son, silver blonde = perfect fail son.

  • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
    @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire 6 місяців тому +4

    The funny thing?
    Fabius Bile managed to make a perfect clone of Fulgrim, only to sell him off to Trazyin’s collection…
    Meaning that the Sons of the Phoenix DO indeed have a loyalist primarch to rally behind.

  • @LordInsane100
    @LordInsane100 7 місяців тому +40

    My personal theory is that the Sons of the Phoenix are 100% made from Loyalist geneseed, and the whole 'blatantly looks like Emperor's Children successors' thing is misdirection on Cawl's part - it's the sort of thing that'd draw investigation, which would then find nothing and distract from more subtle… "experimental" chapters.

    • @TronTuborg
      @TronTuborg 6 місяців тому +9

      Part of me thinks that Cawl used Traitor geneseed because "It's Cawl."
      Another part of me thinks he made the Sons with the geneseed of Ferrus because "IT'S F#@*&$% CAWL!"

  • @Alphade-rp3qx
    @Alphade-rp3qx 19 днів тому +3

    That "doooornn..." felt like he pissed out a primarch sized kidney stone

  • @mikesedano1140
    @mikesedano1140 9 днів тому +2

    Cawl you drop a little fulgrim genes in the dorn genes...
    Cawl: Opps

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 7 місяців тому +7

    I think maybe Cawl should have given them gorgeous mutton chops, that way they could pass as sons of Dorn.
    But the Sons of the Phoenix are truly loyal honored sons of Dorn. So we're fine, as long as nobody creates loyal chapters with traiter Geneseed.
    Cawl: Question.
    Guilliman: What's your question, Cawl?
    Cawl: I created chapters with traitor geneseed.
    Guilliman: What?
    Cawl: You told me to.
    Guilliman: How much?
    Cawl: I've done nothing but create chapters with traitor geneseed for 10,000 years.

  • @the_infinexos
    @the_infinexos 9 днів тому +2

    Guilliman rubbing his chin upon seeing the Carcharodons "Do you guys enjoy torture, by any chance"

    • @SoumyaGuharoy-m9r
      @SoumyaGuharoy-m9r 6 днів тому

      Carcharodons:a little yes why?
      Guilliman: I really have to have cawl fired literally.😅🤬

  • @moderndavinci6599
    @moderndavinci6599 7 місяців тому +5

    Fair reaction from Guilliman, as he is literally looking at the face of his murderer

  • @Tortle-Man
    @Tortle-Man 6 місяців тому +3

    As two Primarchs with White hair, Royal Dork and Fulgrim sit on opposite ends of the Twunk-Twink spectrum.

  • @Mad_Geniuz
    @Mad_Geniuz 6 місяців тому +2

    im not gonna lie, i like the idea that reason G-man is talking through grit teeth is case hes holding in a primach sized fart

  • @JamesKoji-f6j
    @JamesKoji-f6j 9 днів тому +13

    0:14 that's infrared children Jean seed

  • @xaga8794
    @xaga8794 7 місяців тому +3

    For a moment I thought it's just Dorn who again hid under spacemarine gear.

  • @MrBreakmind
    @MrBreakmind 7 місяців тому +7

    "Just something in my throat."

  • @lordeclypse2953
    @lordeclypse2953 7 місяців тому +8

    Gilliman thinking: FULGRIM!!!

  • @draknor353
    @draknor353 7 місяців тому +3

    Cawl.
    Yes Lord Commander?
    Id like you to explain... WHAT THE FUCK ARE Y-
    *Phone disconnects*
    He had the balls to hang up on me... WHAT IS WITH TODAY!?

  • @Seizedfaun
    @Seizedfaun Місяць тому +1

    It was at this moment that Guiliman knew Cawl did not listen too well.

  • @gigabyteguru2452
    @gigabyteguru2452 7 місяців тому +6

    While equally defined, that is the wrong jawline.

  • @talkusbloodeye4624
    @talkusbloodeye4624 7 місяців тому +9

    Fulgrim? Never heard of him🐍🐍💅👀

  • @Aureliano01
    @Aureliano01 7 місяців тому +6

    G man is having PTSD

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 7 місяців тому +7

    It's like he suffered a near fatal stabbing sensation when he saw him no idea what that's about

  • @leon-wx1co
    @leon-wx1co 16 днів тому +1

    The results are in...
    Fulgrim you are the father.

  • @Stitched_up
    @Stitched_up 22 дні тому +2

    G - Man: You look just your DADDY 😬
    SOP: Um, thank you, my Lord?
    G - Man: No problem Fulgr- I mean, whatever your name is...

  • @dragnusu4411
    @dragnusu4411 7 місяців тому +22

    There is also a theory that the Astartes of the "lost" 2nd and 11th Legions were absorbed into the Imperial Fists and the Ultramarines

  • @lonekirin905
    @lonekirin905 7 місяців тому +6

    I love the Sons of the Phoenix chapter

  • @rampage75_25
    @rampage75_25 6 місяців тому +2

    That look on Roboutes face was priceless😂

  • @lolbots686
    @lolbots686 6 місяців тому +5

    "uh...my lord are you sure? You seem...pale...should i call the apothecary?"
    "N-no. Quite all right. I was...surprised is all."
    "...your father would be proud that you uphold his legacy. I mean this truely."
    "Th-thank you lord commander."
    Later, guiliman entered the hall upon macrage. It was unchanged. All the seats were there.
    "10 milenia...and this is what i come too...Horus...you wouldn't know it...but you saw more then perhaps even sanguinus when you were dammed...what have we done...?"
    The primarch said to himself,knowing he remembered all of it. Monarchia. Calth. All of it. He drove lorgar to his dammnation. He did nothing to save angron. He was not horus,the kind man who could sway millions into fervored service. He was not sanguinus,so kind and wise he saw the hearts of men better then even horus in some regard. He was Roboute,son or konor. The statesman. The man of words. The broken one.

  • @ProcyonDei
    @ProcyonDei 18 днів тому +3

    Tbf, Fulgrim was a lot like Sanguinius before he was corrupted...

  • @DaddyVeo1911
    @DaddyVeo1911 7 місяців тому +7

    Me, a lucifer black grunt watching this from beside G man: "no, Lord Gilliman, incest is not wincest-" **gets ultrafisted**

  • @nathengriffiths-holland7038
    @nathengriffiths-holland7038 7 місяців тому +4

    I personally believe them to be sons of fulgrim but it’s mainly because the idea of loyalist chapters that originated from traitors is a cool idea to me. All the traitors had a loyalist element to them that was killed off during the heresy, the idea of that element from each legion living on in different chapters is just bad ass.
    Potential chapter names;
    Loyalist death guard: dune reapers
    Loyalist thousand sons: fate breakers
    Loyalist world eaters: white hounds
    Loyalist emperors children: sons of the Phoenix🤣

    • @LamiaLover
      @LamiaLover 3 місяці тому +1

      Loyalist word bearers: Justicars

    • @Sonj982
      @Sonj982 6 днів тому

      Loyalists sons of horus: white legion

  • @박승현-n7e
    @박승현-n7e 7 місяців тому +5

    Guilliman: Something ain't right?
    Dorn: I secretly adopted most of fulgrim loyal children cause he was a bitch.
    Guillamen: Ah yes, understandable.

  • @samaritan_sys
    @samaritan_sys 7 місяців тому +7

    "Hey?"
    "Yeah?"
    "What the hell are these?" [Gestures to Sons of the Phoenix]
    "Oh... you didn't really give any specific guidelines about sourcing Primaris geneseed..."
    "Did you name them?"
    "What?"
    "DID YOU NAME THEM?"
    "Uh, yeah, they're the sons of the Phoenix."
    "Yeah, well it's gonna be a hell of a lot harder for you now, because they're going the fuck out the airlock."

  • @bosskaiju4834
    @bosskaiju4834 7 місяців тому +4

    Funny, those guys weren't thought to be an Emperor's Children successor chapter, but with the end result, people have accepted them as such, and now it's almost becoming official

  • @themumbler8389
    @themumbler8389 7 місяців тому +2

    "Nope something is just making my neck itch."

  • @rdxredrock
    @rdxredrock 7 місяців тому +2

    Well..... Guilliman did adopted the Silver Skulls(Iron Warriors).

  • @SomeRamenDude
    @SomeRamenDude 2 дні тому +1

    The sons of the Phoenix are “definitely “ a imperial fist successor chapter and do not have a emperor children’s gene seed in them

  • @ocentrodacriacao9385
    @ocentrodacriacao9385 6 місяців тому +2

    Guilliman: CAWL!!! YOU USED MY TRAITORY BROTHERS' GENESEED TO CREATE LOYAL CHAPTERS!?
    CAWL: And what's the problem? May I remind you that, after the Heresy, your Legion welcomed loyal groups of astartes who were members of the Traitor Legions using the argument that: Children shouldn't pay for the sins of their parents? May I remind you that you have a Group of Iron Warriors (the Silver Skulls), Death Guards (the Mortifiers) and Word Bearers (Fire Angels) in your successor chapters?
    Knowing these two, I don't doubt that this would be a possible conversation between them after this meeting between Guilliman and the Sons of the Phoenix.

  • @MattCaliber
    @MattCaliber 7 місяців тому +5

    Was kinda confused but after reading what the other comments said, I think I get it. Basically, dude is getting some mixed emotions since this new chapter is made from the gene seed of the guy who coma him and they look very similar.

  • @SgtThiel
    @SgtThiel 7 місяців тому +4

    having allowed the founding of several clearly traitor successor chapters ( Silver Skulls, Death Eagles ) I don't know why Bobby G would be against it.

  • @evgeniblanchard675
    @evgeniblanchard675 7 місяців тому +5

    Just wait for him to meet blood ravens thinking they will be sanguinus decent but realising instead they dont have dark rage, consider the emperor a god and realy look like Lorgar.

    • @discountplaguedoctor88
      @discountplaguedoctor88 4 місяці тому

      Since when are Word Bearers obsessive kleptomaniacs?

    • @98765zach
      @98765zach 2 місяці тому

      @@discountplaguedoctor88that isn’t the gene seed the Ravens are just thieving little fuckers lmao

  • @headhunter1541
    @headhunter1541 6 місяців тому +2

    Smurf lord: What do you mean he gave you a bucket
    Cawl: He just did I didn't ask more questions

  • @brutalwave3800
    @brutalwave3800 6 місяців тому +2

    That slash across his neck probably got a little itchy after seeing them

  • @Rulytasho
    @Rulytasho 7 місяців тому +2

    Cawl basically kitbash a space marine chapter with this one... And a bunch of other ones.

  • @dekaw9138
    @dekaw9138 7 місяців тому +4

    Guilliman met Kit!