The thing is it *is* the controllers' fault. It's Nintendo's fault. Playing casually, these games are fine. But someone at Nintendo thought it'd be a good idea to go Asian level perfectionist for the challenges which the system could not handle unless all the planets were aligned on a blue moon.
That is inexcusable. Inexcusable that clearly was not my fault. I swung at the right time and beef boss does a little trip. Did I fucking stutter? Bangs Wii Remote. AHHHH. Can’t return a tennis ball 5 times in a row.
As a completionist myself, I have had instances of breaking controllers. Hell, much like Poof… I did end up breaking a TV when doing the Hot Dog Missions in Sonic Unleashed. Like I lose my shit like crazy… but I don’t give up and have plenty of 100% plats
I just absolutely love how Poofesure goes through a recurring cycle where he “attempts” to get a platinum medal. When he fails, he blames Beef Boss and then chucks a toad Wii remote and then rage quits. Goodnight! 😅
i like how poof has no idea that when you get a strike in power throws it doubles the amount of pins you get that throw. so like when he said he missed out on 2 pins at 2:31 he actually missed out on 23
"Returning balls is 80 points. It is simply returning the ball 80 times." >Hits the net, getting it out of the field. I coulden't help to laugh but at the same time feel horribly bad.
Wow, never heard Poof rage this much in a long while... he really needs to go to his backyard and watch the setting sun set on the lake while reclining in his chair lol
I was let go from my job today and was just going to sit alone in my room. I get a notif saying poof uploaded and immediately brought a smile to my face. Great video as always and thank you!
The easiest one to platinum in, in my experience, is punching bags. You just gotta time it right. Think of it like a marching band. Left, right, left, right. You just gotta swing with timing instead of flailing
Tip on the last throw on power throws: throw it perfectly on top of the blue wall on the right. If you do it right, it will cause an earthquake and all the pins will fall and you will get a strike.
See, there is something interesting to point out. Poof's performance actually matches the mii he plays as, you can go to multiple wii sports videos, and compare beefboss to dudeydude and Alfonso Poof doesn't lack skill, it is just his miis (despite having pro rank) and wii remotes too. Wii remotes just dont seem to hold quality anymore
You know... when I first started watching Poof play Wii Sports years ago I thought it was just funny how he constantly screamed at the games he played, like anyone would; but to a slightly higher degree. Now when he does it, and seeing him lash out consistently like this. It's really concerning. Even the comment he made on this video: "Does anyone believe in me" It seems like he's really depressed, and just doesn't know how to deal with it without lashing out violently. And as somebody else mentioned in the comments, he's got the wrong mindset for what he wants to accomplish. I could be wrong and reading too much into this. But still... I'm really concerned for his mental wellbeing.
I swear, I think the funniest parts of these videos is just seeing them in my feed. I look at a broken Wii Remote in each thumbnail and just laugh hysterically
One day Poof is gonna throw a paper ball into a trashcan, it's gonna bounce off the rim and out, then a "dun" is gonna play with an Out where it landed and he's going to commit a crime
So! Poof if I had to make a suggestion on going Platinum in something on Wii Sports, I would 100% say batting practice, the main catch with that one is you have to go perfect with hitting all the balls. That’s it. Definitely would suggest giving that one a shot
40 to get platinum in the target one! I could barely ever get more then one lol. All I would used to do instead was trying to make a hole in the wall behind it lol
does anyone believe in me
beef boss believes in you
me king
Ofc poof
Hi
I believe in you poof daddy
Poof somehow makes easy and light-hearted games like golf seem like olympics and its all toads & beef boss' fault
To be honest, golf is indeed an olympic sport
golf is hard af.. i can't do that shit lmao
Well he does highest difficulties on a system with shitty reaction to the remote, so.
The thing is it *is* the controllers' fault. It's Nintendo's fault.
Playing casually, these games are fine. But someone at Nintendo thought it'd be a good idea to go Asian level perfectionist for the challenges which the system could not handle unless all the planets were aligned on a blue moon.
there is a game about the olympics, which is mario and sonic at the olympic games
I like how he straight up asked the world record holder which one is easiest, and did all but that one.
he has a video doing that one.
8:45 The immediate transition from a giggle of silent rage to a full on slam absolutely made my day...
*giggle*... SMASH
That is inexcusable. Inexcusable that clearly was not my fault. I swung at the right time and beef boss does a little trip. Did I fucking stutter? Bangs Wii Remote. AHHHH. Can’t return a tennis ball 5 times in a row.
I reminded that part and turned my volume up and rewatched so many parts. The haha....SLAM. I laughed so hard for a solid 5 mins
Hmmhmm.. *SMASH!!*
THAT'S GOOD!!!! 8:45 9:08
11:22 Mouses when they smell the cheese
9:13 Mouses when they get clamped by a mouse trap
8:48 The sound of the mouse trap shutting as the mouse activates the trigger.
top tier comment
The best experience is playing all 3 of the timestamps to match the story of original comment.
I need this animated right now.
Mouses isn’t the plural of mouse. I think the word you’re looking for is meese
Poof is a great example of what mindset not to have as a completionist lmao
listen man childs wil allways be funny
But he’s also a good example of ‘never give up’ because even when he is so enraged he succeeds sometimes which is kind of inspiring
As a completionist myself, I have had instances of breaking controllers. Hell, much like Poof… I did end up breaking a TV when doing the Hot Dog Missions in Sonic Unleashed. Like I lose my shit like crazy… but I don’t give up and have plenty of 100% plats
I once raged so hard that I licked a dirty wall
@@vovax8062 I think you got other problems to sort out
poof is never gonna run out of things to do on the wii
cuz the wii is timeless lmao he found a loophole in the youtube algorithm
Or just Wii Sports in general it’s been 4 years and he’s still making videos on this 20 year old game.
He might make wii remotes go extinct before that happens
Next week, poofesure is going to watch X videos on the wii
@@PolishBagle I beg your pardon? 🤣😂
4:35 The "You beat the high score" just seems like salt in the wound after the first attempt
I just absolutely love how Poofesure goes through a recurring cycle where he “attempts” to get a platinum medal. When he fails, he blames Beef Boss and then chucks a toad Wii remote and then rage quits. Goodnight! 😅
And i will watch every time 😂
its a peach wii remote
You forgot about the wii motion plus inside
"Attempts"?
Poofesure's therapist has the best job security on the planet
“I don’t have a wife or a girlfriend. I have my right hand”
- Poofesure
I swear, I'm sure 90% of his problems come from the fact that's he's playing while sitting...
Gotta love how Poof yells at Beef Boss for missing in tennis when it’s his own damn fault for swinging the wrong way like a doofus-
When the fuck will he learn?
poof in a nutshell
First time here?
@@valdia127, must be.
he's talking about when you swing one way but the game (beef boss) does the opposite. Not his fault
19:42
The only time I've seen Poof getting so mad he forgets how to speak is when he plays Mario Kart lol
Poof’s really be flexing on all of us by showing his Wii remote touching grass
The one small patch of grass on the miles of concrete and metal surrounding it
The Wii Remote touched more grass than Poof ever could (joke)
its funny at least even if it can be kinda annoying
his wii remote is achieving something i cant 😔
8:22/20:04 - Poof slammed the desk, but his recording did not stop.
History has just been made, people!
The little chuckle and then just *SMASH* is my favourite thing I laughed so hard bro
8:44
"So what did we learn today? Patience is a virtue. And guess what I have zero of?
Bitches.
And patience." ~Poofesure
i like how poof has no idea that when you get a strike in power throws it doubles the amount of pins you get that throw. so like when he said he missed out on 2 pins at 2:31 he actually missed out on 23
I didn’t want to be the one who said it :’) thank you
"There must be some kind of... bonus for getting a strike!" (big flashing "x2" under every strike)
you know it’s gonna be a good video if it has the word platinum and wii sports in the title
And the verb trying
For any new people watching his videos, poofesure is a very calm and quiet person and never rages at any games
right hes the calmest youtuber ever!
Yeah, his voice is so nice that I have fallen asleep multiple times especially when he gets close to the mic and starts whispering!
best asmr channel
He's my go to whenever I go to sleep
correction: he's the quietest youtuber in the world
I know Poof is gonna get insanely good at all of these some day he always does. He's very persistent.
It would help if he stood up for these lol
He's actually pretty good at some of them
Insanely is the key word here.
9:11 absolutely “this is where the fun begins”
"As you know, I've been through a lot."
Of wii remotes
Seeing a Wii remote in the thumbnail tells me that poofesure is gonna commit 2nd degree murder on a remote 😂
Or commit 2nd degree murder WITH a remote
Or 1st
Or 3rd
I die inside every time he swings his wii remote the wrong way in tennis
I honestly cannot believe how much I laughed during this video!
Poof finally doesn’t have a mental breakdown at the end and instead just stops playing lmao
Character development
"TRY AGAIN"
9:13 the rare mezzo-forte Poof scream
8:48 DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT BREAK?!🤣🤣🤣🤣
We might have to sign Poof up for Baseball, HE DO GREAT! (that berleezy reference tho)
I actually got that reference (the captain America reference)
9:10 Legends say that Poof is still slamming his wii remotes in his life
"Returning balls is 80 points. It is simply returning the ball 80 times."
>Hits the net, getting it out of the field.
I coulden't help to laugh but at the same time feel horribly bad.
Had a rough week so I'm very glad to see a poofesure upload
6:50 I like how he managed to also miss the first shot. So if he successfully returned the second shot, it wouldn't have mattered.
Wow, never heard Poof rage this much in a long while... he really needs to go to his backyard and watch the setting sun set on the lake while reclining in his chair lol
the day he gets that golf medal will be a great day for the program
I was let go from my job today and was just going to sit alone in my room. I get a notif saying poof uploaded and immediately brought a smile to my face. Great video as always and thank you!
hope you feel better 😄
The easiest one to platinum in, in my experience, is punching bags. You just gotta time it right. Think of it like a marching band. Left, right, left, right. You just gotta swing with timing instead of flailing
You can never go wrong with Poofesure
the little giggle then the smack of the remote on the wall... the. you hear the wii music😭
had me rolling
Poof should be used as a stress test for new electronics
18:05
“I don’t have a wife… by the way. Or a girlfriend… I have nothing… I have my right hand.”
Realest Poof Quote 😔
Fr
I like how he got 0 pts on almost every first attempt
Tip on the last throw on power throws: throw it perfectly on top of the blue wall on the right. If you do it right, it will cause an earthquake and all the pins will fall and you will get a strike.
11:20 the sound of someone loseing their mind playing Wii Sports
Shinnosuke
*HYAHAHAWUEHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE*
Parts that made me laugh so much ,
4:44
11:21
13:00
Bro gonna get his first platinum medal in 2030 💀
That's a generous time-line 😂
Watching poof fail at doing simple math is just pure gold
honestly these kinds of individual challenges you can try for hours is exactly what switch sports is missing
Imagine you're just chillin outside and you see a wii remote fly out your neighbor's window
😂😂😂😂 lmafo I’m dead
And then he starts laughing maniacally.
17:26 - Poof never wants us to hear him say, "I Want It That Way!".
"Now he can see that he's falling apart from the way that he used to be"
9:11-9:15 Almost died from laughter! 😂
"Did i fucking stutter?"
You literally did.
About to go to sleep. “Poofesure posted” WELL SHIT
now this is where he breaks the wii remote again 9:11 😂
See, there is something interesting to point out.
Poof's performance actually matches the mii he plays as, you can go to multiple wii sports videos, and compare beefboss to dudeydude and Alfonso
Poof doesn't lack skill, it is just his miis (despite having pro rank) and wii remotes too.
Wii remotes just dont seem to hold quality anymore
This one had me laughing so hard the entire time.
Been watching for years and still watching this man playing thr wii. Never gets old
When I’m exhausted and doing homework, Poof never fails to entertain me into staying awake. ❤️
I love it when Poof laughs like a demonic Krusty the Clown.
someone's probably said this already, but
with Power Throws, getting a strike gives you double points
still can’t believe poof chucked his wii remote in the rain, it really goes to show how rigged platinum medals are
@18:12 laughed at that whole segment 😂😂😂
Thank you poof! Always manage to make me chuckle
listening 2 poof rage after finals is exactly what i needed
You know... when I first started watching Poof play Wii Sports years ago I thought it was just funny how he constantly screamed at the games he played, like anyone would; but to a slightly higher degree.
Now when he does it, and seeing him lash out consistently like this. It's really concerning. Even the comment he made on this video: "Does anyone believe in me"
It seems like he's really depressed, and just doesn't know how to deal with it without lashing out violently. And as somebody else mentioned in the comments, he's got the wrong mindset for what he wants to accomplish.
I could be wrong and reading too much into this. But still... I'm really concerned for his mental wellbeing.
I swear, I think the funniest parts of these videos is just seeing them in my feed. I look at a broken Wii Remote in each thumbnail and just laugh hysterically
8:48 the little giggle is terrifying
How does Poofesure struggle to do 3x5
But is able to calculate 700-441 pretty much instantly !??
( 3:31 )
One day Poof is gonna throw a paper ball into a trashcan, it's gonna bounce off the rim and out, then a "dun" is gonna play with an Out where it landed and he's going to commit a crime
You are single handedly keeping the wii remote sales alive
15:27 it’s funny how there is a picture of a Wii remote next to an open window and poof throws his out of a window. 😂
Poofesure has to stand up, being active while playing Wii Sports, and the sensor bar properly placed within the remotes detection.
9:10 THE LAUGH HAS ME CACKLING
4:44 - You're running late, and your roommate isn't even close to ready.
19:42 that's my favorite Taylor Swift song!
You know it’s a good day when poofesure posts!
17:35 "We are getting further and further from God every time we play this".
8:47 Sounded like the Joker breaking a LEGO tower
I feel you almost had it just keep going and as Troydan says “never give up” 💯💯💯
Poofesure posting a new video makes my day complete
I have desperately been waiting for the home run platinum attempt again. Hope for a vid on it soon
5:27 mickey when marios movie beats his movie
So! Poof if I had to make a suggestion on going Platinum in something on Wii Sports, I would 100% say batting practice, the main catch with that one is you have to go perfect with hitting all the balls. That’s it. Definitely would suggest giving that one a shot
The thumbnail being a peach remote outside is concerning
I love seeing Poofesures stupidly, it entertains me like a baby being excited over shaking keys
40 to get platinum in the target one! I could barely ever get more then one lol. All I would used to do instead was trying to make a hole in the wall behind it lol
Dude single-handedly kept the Wii alive ❤
After all these years, He finally did it.
4:45 when you’re caught doing something bad
Poof's wii remote has spent more time outside this week than he has.
I bet his mom recorded that shot of it on the lawn because poor Poof was too scared to go out there 😢
Poofesure back with a classic
9:40 HOW DID YOU DO THAT 🤯
This has to be one of his best videos in a very long time
14:04 I was anticipating poof to scream really loudly!!
13:03 that laugh tho 😂
6:10: poof, you need to alternate your swings. Left swinging will be so useful besides learbing how to alternate swing in tennis
This it's the poof's answer6:12
"'I've taken shits were it feels like I'm having a Baby.. and this is more painful." Poof finally starts getting funny
This hand eye coordination needs to be put in a museum
6:44 got me good man 🤣
Cry about it.