[TF2] Bonk.

Running around with the stock bat is the true team fortress 2 meta
I had loads of fun making this video! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did :)
Low Quality Mannrobics source: • Mannrobics (low quality)
Music used (in order):
• The Penis (Eek!)
• Team Fortress 2 Soundt...
• Super Mario 64 - Cool ...
• Grieg - In the Hall of...
• Yoshi's Island Soundtr...
Chapters:
0:00 - Bonk.
1:36 - Do Not Resist.
2:26 - Literal Scout.
3:49 - Err, Actually...
4:34 - Real
5:33 - Outro

[@Ayo_The_Pizza_Here.]

scout team fortress 2 tf2 from the tf2 game

[@cristianramos7331]

Scout Gaming

[@brazilianman98]

scout indeed

[@Knee6811]

scout confirmed

[@Pgmr_2402]

​@@cristianramos7331 scoot gayming

[@fazmade]

​@@Knee6811 no

[@Jard_the_Bard]

This reminds me of a scout named “bat.” On dustbowl. All he would do was run in with the bat and say “bat.” in chat with each kill. I ended up joining him but with “ham.” Love it

[@thatgreenspyguy]

Nice hahahaha

[@nchappy16]

I knew a guy who did that with demo but his name was “the man with the bottle” every kill he got he’d say “I am the man with the bottle” he used the stock load out, so it wasn’t demoinight, he just didn’t use anything else

[@triplecrosscounter]

There was once a gunspy on harvest that was just named "gun" and he would wipe me and my entire team.

[@purpleapple4052]

A friend of mine would rename himself to "Harvey" and go completely stock Heavy and say "Harvey" every time he got a kill or died

[@user-ml2su2pz2h]

I’m gonna do that with pan

[@akihikosakurai4013]

Love it when spies don't realize people can see them after they respawn

[@thatgreenspyguy]

Their biggest weakness

[@weegeenumberone2]

@@thatgreenspyguySpawning

[@Idkwhatiam]

Bonk scout:
+good at melee
+uses crit-a-cola
+fast and double jump
+can win duel with bat
-Never uses firearms
-Fragile class
-Spams "scout"
-literally a scout
50% chance to dodge sniper bullet
50% chance to hurt or get hurt alot
*SCOUT*

[@mickmick2708]

3:13 can we just appreciate how the scout is a better "spy" then THE SPY

[@PreeSpunky]

1:53 Okay but you have to admit that was some pretty impressive gaming by that f2p demo

[@thatgreenspyguy]

YEAH
When that happened, I was actually laying back in my chair utterly speechless. I was so impressed.

[@neonbelly4]

@@thatgreenspyguy didnt you see the bloody bombs

[@Pudding404]

Imagine being the dude in the heat of war and someone bludgeons you to death with little league sports equipment while hyper on radioactive soda.

[@RickTests]

h

[@twohandedswordsman852]

I got Assassin Creed 3 trailer vibe from this comment.

[@RadioactiveKJ]

- be scout
- minicrit time :)
- win v demoknight in melee
- "scout"

[@Zelsix]

My man killed more people with a stock bat in one match than i did with a meta loadout

[@thatgreenspyguy]

Meta is outdated; embrace using nothing but stock melee

[@godlypumpkin8745]

​@@thatgreenspyguy what about consicteous objector?

[@hazeltree7738]

​@@godlypumpkin8745Objector with a picture of a stock melee on it

[@Matt-td8xw]

My honest reaction to when a ton of fun (he should eat a salad) has a nice hustle:

[@SoundFX09]

Me whenever I kill ANY Spy:
2:42

[@Femutaniru]

Ive been summoned.

[@ArztTSG]

bonkkers

[@jakel7489]

BOINKER

[@tristanhartman356]

oh no

[@revamped0]

Im gonna never look at youtube profile pics ever again.

[@tristanhartman356]

@@revamped0 breach and clear

[@1bc1bc74]

i like how some tf2 jokes end with "real", like i really want to say *yes* so badly.

[@SGT_Squid_Dog]

Crit-o-cola + Three-Rune Blade = Elden Ring Scout
does a lot of damage, uses bleed a lot, and dies almost instantaneously

[@byrguy1295]

lol😁

[@Scout-Fanfiction]

This new Scout DLC is amazing ❤.

[@arseniagantan3948]

I love how the spy is just gaslighting him

[@GreyMaria]

I hate this
You realize I'm laying in bed at 3AM and shouldn't be laughing this loud

[@Shadow-cc7br]

bro seriosly wrote all the answers of my
English test in 2 seconds.

[@bobbyferg9173]

Who would win:
A team of skilled mercenaries with access to powerful weapons and tools at their disposal
or
A guy from Boston with a baseball bat and soda

[@nishikiyamareaction]

scout

[@phobos7560]

really well-made, how does bro have less than 50 subs
give this man engagement, people!

[@SYGMA21]

Bonk blutonium bonk cherry fission imaginary technique: crit-a-cola

[@alexadams4017]

Imagine this but with the candy cane so you get health after killing

[@BestOfNexusCo]

Scout

[@yadamic9300]

Scout

[@leod5660]

Scout

[@Homer_Noobson]

Scout

[@Grrrrzzz47]

Just as gabe intended scout to be played

[@PinkBunnybunso]

You've just earned yourself a sub. This is high quality for just being 100 subs.

[@SGT_Squid_Dog]

I do this a lot but with a prof ks strange fish. Its hilarious to see someone rage in chat for being the 5th kill on a fish streak

[@nicojira2004]

Very nice video and thx for putting out the music in the description!

[@thatgreenspyguy]

It's always bothered me when people didn't put music in the description, and thanks :)

[@YetAnotherInv]

Good god, the outro music gave me PTSD... Good job!

[@lionidor1132]

Really good editing and clips, the humour is identical to mine. Great video, real

[@FrenchRarity]

Heh, that duel against the demo. Is stoopid!
Is nice.
May the Youtoub bring you soup.

[@4zy1]

why does this read like a comment from 2011 and why do i love it

[@FrenchRarity]

@@4zy1 Does it? Well I guess I truly am stuck in the past!
Glad you love it. :d

[@quertiywop5856]

4:22 Bat Scout Vs. Fat Scout

[@hyperelliptik]

found you through your unhelpful engineer video, and now this. subscription well earned, my friend

[@rain19151]

this is really good

[@thatgreenspyguy]

Thank you! :)

[@dullwall5934]

funny+good music + literal scout = epic video

[@carlosbuen4994]

All I have to say is. scout

[@tf2cchrouu]

certified Team Fortress 2 Scout moment

[@certifiedbluephoenix]

5:34
tiny desk engineer
also scout tf2

[@hamsi_bey4850]

batsaber at home:

[@wafturecity]

literally scoutin rn

[@colereese3315]

Imagine being the va for the scout but if he wants to play TF2 he can't name his character the scout

[@askeleton8228]

4:46 ZA WARUDO

[@hamstreak5591]

scrout.

[@daboijean472]

Sir,bonks,a,lot

[@double0f755]

A modern hero

[@leto7570]

i enjoyed this so much.

[@grnfarmergrnteamleader8523]

that scout is a GRN spy

[@thatgreenspyguy]

Indeed

[@damonminnix4660]

the Scout (Eek!)

[@trinidie8156]

Blud thinks he’s spy

[@thezombiefan777]

Oh I love this song, The Penis (Eek) is a cult classic!

[@fintherebel5000]

The funny background music

[@Dynafall]

POV a demo knight plays scout

[@paultrapaul7221]

5:33 like the room & outro.

[@gameshanel6731]

Literally SCOoTer

[@Sanix900]

scout named scout, nice

[@NamelessVex]

Essentially steak sandvich scout

[@atlokcu502]

scout.

[@paperlanterns0775]

God I love this video

[@muggz41]

only thing i gotta say about this video....
scout

[@theguythatcodes]

scoutknight spotted

[@lazerdust3015]

Funny Boston guy whit a bat

[@TheBigG2000]

2:43 scout had enough and beat the everliving shit out of spy

[@twohandedswordsman852]

Even funnier if you realize spy is canonically scout's dad.

[@RolandTheLibrarian]

scout

[@nemynoodl3]

This is all canon to TF2 lore btw, I don't make the rules

[@Mr.SlappyTF2]

Mr.Slappy approves of your techniques

[@nicholasdipayana4245]

Well done, being a good melle kills

[@ericktheclown5032]

4:05 technically he is right

[@ArztTSG]

i'm still procesing the fact that [scout] was a ble to [scout] pretty [scout] [sc-out] there, like when he [scout] ed it was prety [scout] tbh almost like if [scout] was [scout] ing to [scout], pretty [scout] from the part of [scout]

[@CrazyDave12]

Who needs to buy batsaber? Just use bat and cola

[@lukazzade69469]

scout :)

[@Kabanosek-fs9yr]

bonk.

[@Bill-Cipher]

Bonk.

[@aganeo140785]

ThatGreenScoutGuy is REAL

[@ker0356]

wallhack? I did not know the wall even has a computer

[@0_Purp]

Bonked

[@tuhoangminh2658]

ever heard of.... the Bat Man?

[@dinhtiendung2269]

bonk

[@weird_wayne_yankovich3204]

omg im in the video I finally made it big mom

[@iamtheengineerthatisapproa1093]

This guy is too rich he have tiny desk engineer

[@thatgreenspyguy]

I am in intense engineer-debt but it was worth it

[@Unknown_coincidences]

Ok ok now use the Boston basher 😈

[@thatgreenspyguy]

Maaaaaybe :)

[@Chalupa_Dawg]

Is it bad that I recognize what song plays in the outro?

[@perrypougins379]

Real

[@lilmonsterdemon]

we need a scout counter

[@thatgreenspyguy]

For compensation, I watched the video counting how many times I scout'd somebody and the number comes out to be *38* (If that is what you are looking for lol)

[@lilmonsterdemon]

@@thatgreenspyguy yes

[@thatone_awesome]

No clue who this guy is but i love this

[@momentoboris4132]

nice outro music

[@RockylarsYT]

scout 2

[@askamikaze3936]

Scout TF2

[@TurdUnicorns]

i love thi
s video

[@atomicfault3972]

Buffalo Steak soda

[@Crow-106]

Boink.

[@toasterzx]

Cool 👍

[@NanaKyoto]

Ah, another average stock bat enjoyer, I see?

[@ilovesha09]

Bro, the name of the music💀

[@babuin_3883]

bat

[@Nat_EEEE]

The editing is amazing
I'm doing this but with pyro

[@theimperfectgod7140]

Crit-a-cola enjoyers!

[@elproyectox8765]

Scout tf2

[@commenterthe3rd]

as the cult leader of the tiny desk engineer do you have a second one that you can donate to us :)

[@thatgreenspyguy]

Unfortunately, the rest of my tiny desk engineers were lost in Wave 666

[@Red.001]

My name is just “sniper” on tf2 and I just snipe people from the most random areas sometimes getting kicked

[@thatgreenspyguy]

Haha, nice!

[@Red.001]

One instance I was in spawn saw a spy and predicted where he was going hit him then switched to like engineer just before the kill cam showed up he got auto balanced and tryed to votekick me I just said lmao and played on

[@thatgreenspyguy]

@@Red.001 That spy got angy lmao

[@Red.001]

@@thatgreenspyguy few seconds later I got autobalanced and did the same thing

[@dayfelin3244]

scout
bat

[@cursedboy5005]

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