I find it weird how I’ve always watched salty and I’ve watched you, but I never knew that you guys played together… it just goes to show how small UA-cam can be sometimes
I feel like we, as a community, have a moral obligation to not only get Salty a Darkness body pillow, but to specifically get one with a really bad MS Paint drawing of her on it just to make him question every single decision he has made over the course of his entire life.
3:47 The funny thing about the "enlightenment" statement there is that the Japanese slang for post-nut clarity roughly translates to the phrase, *"wise man time."* It is now one of my favorite phrases ever since I learned about it, and now I will associate it with straight-up enlightenment. Thank you.
"I don't even know a TF2 girl.." "That's right, cause they're all loyal!" So either he's saying because they're men, they're loyal, or TF2 has true loyal waifus.
Man salty, because of mental reasons and shit i had to drop out of college and struggling to find a job atm irl aswell because of it, these videos always make me crack up when im in a bad place myself, thanks alot dude keep it up!
During this episode Essie promises Salty and Twobold that they’d get laid, she was lying, so Salty’s friends help him through what to and not to do. Such as the illusive d!ck pick. And Aldo’s family is further developed as is the connection between the Vinverse and Phishverse.
As someone who's talked about these vids getting me through my breakups a couple times in Salty Phish's comments, I feel called out by that last clip. :P
ow gameplay has become less about the gameplay and more about the conversations the gang has. I love it and i could give less of a shit about the gameplay tbh lmao
thank you phish, my girlfriend namrd nvrexsted broke ip with me today, your videos are my knights in shining armor, i never wouldve made through this week if it werent for you. stay strong king
i hated making this thumbnail
BOOBA
I hated my life for 14 years after I got depression
worth it
i can see why :\
looks good tho
The fact that phish was spot on with his description of blood doping in a way lends credit to the idea that he does indeed blood dope to play comp.
I was laughing at the guy talking about hustler mags then I realized it was me.
Bruh
What a lad
L
I find it weird how I’ve always watched salty and I’ve watched you, but I never knew that you guys played together… it just goes to show how small UA-cam can be sometimes
Meet too man
"do you guys wanna hear something weird?"
"no"
"okay :("
Sadge moment
_Goes to play Counter Strike_
who's Sadge?
@@aguyontheinternet8436 sadge is an emote on twitch, it’s a sad frog
*gets stunned out of ult by hook*
"OH, that is Roadhog differential"
sigma roadhog grindset doesn't need ult
yeah but he was gonna use the ult to kill hog, so mission accomplished
Now, I'm expecting Phish to get a Darkness body pillow in his next PO box
Yes yes yes
I'll take one! :D
I feel like we, as a community, have a moral obligation to not only get Salty a Darkness body pillow, but to specifically get one with a really bad MS Paint drawing of her on it just to make him question every single decision he has made over the course of his entire life.
As he planed
Thank you salty, my girfriend just broke up with me, your videos have been helping me a lot through this hard times.
I hope she’s already found someone else
@@SaltyPhish she has its me
Thank you salty, my girfriend just broke up with me, your videos have been helping me a lot through this hard times.
@@SaltyPhish Unfortunately she took an interest in your father 😔
@@SaltyPhish balls
3:47 The funny thing about the "enlightenment" statement there is that the Japanese slang for post-nut clarity roughly translates to the phrase, *"wise man time."* It is now one of my favorite phrases ever since I learned about it, and now I will associate it with straight-up enlightenment. Thank you.
Just wanted to thank Salty Phish. I just dropped a penny in a sewer drain and his videos really helped me get through it.
This would genuinely ruin my day
That's horrible!
I hope you're doing okay man.
were you WISE about it?
That high school graduation video is legendary
Idk why, but this video felt the most “salty phish”esk video I’ve watched in a while, which isn’t a bad thing, just a nice classic feeling vid
Lewi’s humor has evolved so much over the years it’s great he’s so funny
Aldo doesn't talk about his family because he has seen first hand how everyone is with Blues mother LMAO.
Fish likes darkness ?
Well no wonder he’s a masochist…
Lol good vid phish
Darkness is the best
@@WhoTookArtemix no..
The way Phish explains blood doping is so half assed I love it.
Thank you salty, my dog who I’ve known my whole life passed and I cry myself to sleep every night. Your videos help catch a break from the tears
so are we not going to talk about Phish being a Darkness fan makes too much sense
Thank you Salty, your dad broke up with me, your videos have been helping me a lot through these hard times
4:27 not only is it the least photogenic body part, but they probably laugh at it and post it on instagram with the most disrespectful filters applied
Salty is going to have to explain to new people what he does and when they search his channel they get to see his suggestive thumbnails 😂😂
"I don't even know a TF2 girl.."
"That's right, cause they're all loyal!"
So either he's saying because they're men, they're loyal, or TF2 has true loyal waifus.
All three.
maybe because essie rarely tf2s and seeing them in other games is disloyal, hence why she doesn't know any. But that's just a theory
3:12
“Its not a statue, It’s a figurine akcthually.”
"When I was young, i saw-"
"YOUR PARENTS"
"No."
"Unlucky."
"I--huh!?"
I just started watching and already I think I'm gonna get popcorn and watch it over and over again
Strange
Why strange
They wont get back so they had nothing to say
OVERWATCH RULES
Man salty, because of mental reasons and shit i had to drop out of college and struggling to find a job atm irl aswell because of it, these videos always make me crack up when im in a bad place myself, thanks alot dude keep it up!
2:56 Salty Phish is here pp shaming gorillas. I'm not anger, just disappoint
What a banger episode of salty phish and co
I’ve been watching you all morning at the beauty shop since like 4:00am. Thank you 🙏🏽
1:45 this is how I explain to people what my job is. LOL
this is my favorite salty phish & co video.
Phish searching for a Darkness figure?! Approved. Best girl
It hit so hard when he said people who watch salty phish videos don't have girlfriends
During this episode Essie promises Salty and Twobold that they’d get laid, she was lying, so Salty’s friends help him through what to and not to do. Such as the illusive d!ck pick. And Aldo’s family is further developed as is the connection between the Vinverse and Phishverse.
For some reason, I knew there was going to be something perverted in this video. As expected of Salty “Body Pillow” Phish
When common sense becomes "post nut clarity"
The strength it took to edit the thumbnail
I just want to thank you Salty Phish for posting because my entire bloodline was murdered yesterday but your videos helped cheer me up thank you
You guys got absolutely slapped in that first game, my god
8:21 BigWalrus doing BigWalrus things
Some days I miss Overwatch. Then I remember I can't climb as Lucio anymore
Another funny Phish video? Let’s preserve this forever.
Ngl that level boarder is lookin pretty swaged out homeslice, level 2000 is a big accomplishment Dawg. Keep it up Phillipe-dizzle
8:20 BIGWALRUS1 with the Roadhog commit play; you love to see it.
'Watching my friends die episode 247'.
Fianlly a reason to NOT do my homework!!!
Hearing about the frisbee plate made me think of how sometimes I use plastic plates from IKEA as frisbees
Phish: *Likes Darkness*
Me: Ah, a man of taste.
Lalatina for life.
As someone who's talked about these vids getting me through my breakups a couple times in Salty Phish's comments, I feel called out by that last clip. :P
ive been waitin for this
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Justin Bieber: *Deletes Hair*
No seriously is this what you do with friends? Is this how life like when you have friends? God I love this channel
That Vin Diesel story omg I wish that happened for me. All we got was the teachers and staff doing Gangnam Style. In 2016. I wanted to die
I'm gonna quote Aldo on this but, "Phish that's a nice boarder you got"
phish, I have been clickbaited by this video at least 5 times and I've watched and enjoyed the entire thing every time
oh haha new salty phish video
i woke up, thinking its just a dream
Phish+weest my 2 favourite youtube boys
This video really lightened up my day
Phish wanted a Darkness figurine that *wasn't* coomer bait? No such thing exists. It's Darkness
Certified hood classic my guy
5:12 But don't you want your parents to know how much you've grown up?
jesus, fish loves darkness. wait until he finds the forbidden digits.
Bumbler channeling his inner LevelUpLifting with that steal.
"Road diff" gets ult-cancelled immediately, then destroyed in following clip
1:52 just made me inhale my soup
Hearing them yell Matt helps me feel more included
Phish making the thumbnail:
Oh god… why am I doing this…
nooo….
That Vin Diesel story was gold
Phish is a fellow Darkness bro. My man.
Phish is a darkness fan as well.... a man of culture I see
Just wanna thank you salty. I lost my frisbee for eating the other day and your videos have really helped me persevere.
3:00 hey, that's me, I said that
ow gameplay has become less about the gameplay and more about the conversations the gang has. I love it and i could give less of a shit about the gameplay tbh lmao
Of course Phish likes Darkness
4:55 the shaft checker
Sick to see you and weest playing together
This is the content I missed!
In the wise words of me, "It's only shameless if you have shame. Own that S@#$T"
So many punch lines hitting while watching the kill cam 👀 Salty slippin
Phish is a darkness man, truly cultured
thank you phish, my girlfriend namrd nvrexsted broke ip with me today, your videos are my knights in shining armor, i never wouldve made through this week if it werent for you. stay strong king
Hiring strippers to play smash bros is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
Salty uploaded? Nutt.
Ah yes, my entire overwatch career
CLOSET OUTRO I LOVE IT
1:11 Salty is correct. I learned this
THE FULL CLOSET REVEAL
Salty: TF2 girls don't exist.
Skymin: And I took that personally.
Ty so much phish 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 after Rihanna broke up with me your videos kept me going. Much love 💚💚💚💚
Thank you Salty, My goldfish recently ate my dog, thank you for getting me through these hard times.
"Unlucky"
"Yeah...HUH!"
the hog hooked off bob was bigwalrus1 lmfao
Who
This vid gave me more enlightenment than Zenyatta
2:13 roadhhog differential he says as he gets stunned out of ult by the other hog
I once binged your whole channel in a month, and you didn't upload a single video in that span of time.🗿
11:34 Phish PLEASE tell me you know someone with that video still, that sounds FUCKING AMAZING
Phish is a darkness fan let's goooo
I see a man of culture for looking at darkness 🙂😂
12:50 this actually just reminded me once again that me and my girlfriend broke up recently... Thanks salty
Just a roadhog differential after getting ult cancelled
Hi Salty! Love your vids!
That hog was bigwalrus1 lmao