Flashback to the video where one of his friends said “Have you ever done something so terrible or embarrassing, that you looked around to make sure your future self wasn’t there to kill you?”
Nah he can screw off. He just hasn't found something he likes enough to watch again. I've already watched Encanto, Luca, every saltyphish vid and spider man movie at least twice. I've read the Apollo series by Rick Riordan twice also.
TwoBold: I don’t understand the freaks that rewatch things. Me who binges Salty’s videos at random and get the same amount of enjoyment as the first time I watched them: Is this an attack?
Just wanted to let you know you’ve helped me today, some stupid stuff has been happening with friends and I’ve been feeling pretty depressed so thanks for making me smile.
YES!!! Finally someone else who’s read wise man’s fear, easily one of my favorite series of all time, I really need to read it again, seeing as how i’m pretty sure the 3rd book is out.
Phish: yeah a mohawk, but like on the sides, can you have words pog and champ? Barber: what is that? Phish: DONT ASK QUESTIONS YOU DONT WANT THE ANSWER TO
A marine friend of mine told me he was trained that the best way to react to a mugger is to take off all your clothes and scream so maybe sleeping commando is the move
I think it's a missed opportunity to not roast Salty at 0:54 Twobold sir. It's your job to say: "Well he's the only one then." as reaction. I am disappointed sir.
The wise man’s fear is a real good book that unfortunately I can’t recommend to someone to read, I’ve been waiting for the sequel for 4 years and it’s nowhere in sight
4:08 "Good luck getting Doomfist's achievements, by the way. Those things are fucking impossible." I managed to get both of those in the same day a while back. I was lucky with both of them, of course, but both times I was attempting to get them...I just didn't think I would. Regardless, they are really difficult, and generally you need some kind of setup for them.
As someone who lives in Virginia, we haven’t really been getting a lot of snow within the past 8 or so years. Hope Florida isn’t just 12 feet deep in it.
I’ve never felt, GRASPED, I’ve never SQUEEZED an intro so much the amount that i felt the intro, it’s soft skin I 𝑓𝑒𝑙𝑡 the intro I 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑑 it’s relatable stubble ☺️☺️
the fact that twobold named his slow cooker Gertrude truly shows his dedication towards slowcooking
Gertrude x Twobold is the best ship
Don’t you want to “meat” Gertrude?
@@anarchyd2 *. . .*
1:35 “Have you ever had a moment where you did something so embarrassing you looked around to see if your future self would come back to kill you?”
Lmao im glad I wasn't the only one who thought that 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Which vid is that from?
@@ashikjaman1940 I don't remember but that was lewi who said it
Phish: "I don't like having two words as my username."
Also Phish: "SayPhish"
1:34 when your doppelgänger comes to kill you
Flashback to the video where one of his friends said
“Have you ever done something so terrible or embarrassing, that you looked around to make sure your future self wasn’t there to kill you?”
@@Plasma476 the plot sickens
@@Plasma476 Lewi.
@@porkywharf.388 first the nuzelocke and now overwatch, god dammit lewi, stoop killing what phish loves!
WAAA
I like getting good grades, but on the other hand, I really like Saltyphish
Same here lmao
Felt that tbh
grades are temporary, salty phish is eternal.
I feel your pain
Preach bro
Last time I was here this early, the Nuzlocke was still going
You didnt have to do him like that
Let him be, he's already dead.
*And his team*
OOF
Let them rest in peace
Talk about rude 😂
3:00 Me who rewatches Phish's videos: * sweats nervously *
I thought i missed a reference but i realized you were talking about twobolds fear of rewatchers
Nah he can screw off. He just hasn't found something he likes enough to watch again. I've already watched Encanto, Luca, every saltyphish vid and spider man movie at least twice. I've read the Apollo series by Rick Riordan twice also.
@@curlyhaireddevil8548 cringe
same
1:35 Phish going back in time to stop himself from getting the pogchamp mokawk
Salty typing "p" into his browser. Playing a dangerous game there
Hrrmmmph? Yes yes quite
Not if you go incognito every time
@@CleverCover05 that's no way to live life on the edge
@@whiteangel0605 indeed
@@whiteangel0605 nah, the risk is whether or not the video has a virus attached to it.
Phish: 'I'm showing too much skin wearing a shirt and vest'
Also Phish: goes shirtless
He's gotta show off that fishy bod
9:16 i couldn't stop laughing, i never heard that b4
Damn, SaltyPhish is really lucky. He gets to have SaltyPhish banging at his window with his shirt off 24/7.
Now we just need a clip of Salty playing with Johnny, getting mad at him for taking lucio, and Johnny responding in the lucio voice
yes, we need this.
9:16 if in the making of that voiceline they didn't use voice changers I'm going to be impressed
"Time to gain some SR"
**Loses 50**
Feels bad man
"Mohawk but on one side of your head you leave pog and the other side champ" My twitch chat suggestion made it in a Salty Phish video I've peaked 😁
“The element I would get rid of is snow” ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US, ITS WATER hehehe
7:02
Water is fine, just stop freezing that shit and dropping it from the sky
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE DANCING DOCTOR LINE
9:16
I wonder what Essie’s impression of Yee would sound like
love ur content dude! keep it goin
I dislike your content man. Stop it right now!
@@bregghaines1656 damn, what a nice thing to say
@@bregghaines1656 super nice dawg ngl
Jonny Cruz replying to phish’s tweet is like getting hearted by the real salty phish just imagine
it would be really weird if he hearted the comments too
Keep imagining
Y'all really want that heart huh?
I believe in you
Slaty phish?
Man I wish I had friends that would play overwatch with me whenever I ask
i feel you man
Man I wish I had friends
Same
@@darraghmcmullen6205 same
man i wish i had
8:00 Literally the only funny joke you have ever made, and frankly I'm here for it.
TwoBold: I don’t understand the freaks that rewatch things.
Me who binges Salty’s videos at random and get the same amount of enjoyment as the first time I watched them: Is this an attack?
03:56 Saturn with his wise words again Ohohohohooo(spy laugh) how delightfull.
1:33 This is the canonical point in time, where Phish gets murdered and replaced by his clone
I love when phish censors things, but then youcan clearly see what is on the censor like half a second later. I honestly adore it.
Just wanted to let you know you’ve helped me today, some stupid stuff has been happening with friends and I’ve been feeling pretty depressed so thanks for making me smile.
I was so ready for the smash-cut to *_DEFEAT_* after 8:25. I've been *conditioned.*
so far, Salty's youtuber "hey guys please subscribe" bits have been the only ones I never skip
It's official! I am now a Twobold simp! The man reads Kingkiller Chronicles, for crying out loud!!
My thoughts exactly haha
i’ve read those books damn near 7 times now, still my favorites of all time. it’s a crime that book 3 isn’t out yet.
Wtf a wise man’s fear is my favorite book! The king killer chronicles are so good
The character development is on point for Salty Phish, uploading 2 videos in 2 days
This constant posting makes me so happy! Love you, phish!
Twobold: good luck getting the doomfist achievements.
me: has both
You know. 15 minutes of laughter is equal to 2 hours of sleep for your health. Idk if it’s true. But I’m watching Phish instead of sleeping rn
3:51 I DIED with the background monke
YES!!! Finally someone else who’s read wise man’s fear, easily one of my favorite series of all time, I really need to read it again, seeing as how i’m pretty sure the 3rd book is out.
OMFG Thank you so much Twobold !!!!! That book is insanely good and I'm SO GLAD somebody speeks about it, even if it's just for a bit !!!!
nothing gets me more happy than seeing a salty phish video at the top of my recommended
Salty Phish is slowly becoming a daily channel and i’m here for it
1:35 there is a dude banging on the window
Phish has never looked so good since he uploaded 3 times in the past 3 days
9:17 There was a visual double-take there, like “Wait a goddamn minute I haven’t heard this before”
Salty is the only youtuber who makes stale content enjoyable
Twobold 2020: "When was the last time you saw someone get a six man grav."
Twobold 2021:
Im really happy youre uploading daily, it gives me some more vids to watch of my fav OW tuber
1:34 Phish spotting out the big gays like
This constant content is so grand! And I’m always early for it!!
The first time I’ve been up for a salty phish upload in the 3 years I’ve been watching
You're like the only UA-cam I watch consistently at this point. Keep up the good content! Lucio Gang 🐸
Phish: yeah a mohawk, but like on the sides, can you have words pog and champ?
Barber: what is that?
Phish: DONT ASK QUESTIONS YOU DONT WANT THE ANSWER TO
I find your voice ✨IMMACULATE✨,it’s so soothing😌
I was half expecting the window to break because knowing Phish he would 100% go that far for a joke
Twobold has got some solid taste in books. The kingkiller chronicles is an incredible series
Skying is the best and seeing people struggle with snow always makes me laugh.
the last thing I ever expected mercy to do is sing about being a dancing doctor, I thought I was having a stroke
7:48
Combo idea. We're gunna combine Phish and salty. Faulty :D
We're gunna call him faulty.
3:57 why does saturn sound like the comic book guy from the Simpsons
I love twobold even more now. Wise mans fear is my favorite
3:08 Twobold spoke to my soul
7:41 I would 100% change my ingame name to "TF2>OW" Just to get people to react and nothing else.
A marine friend of mine told me he was trained that the best way to react to a mugger is to take off all your clothes and scream so maybe sleeping commando is the move
Phish has been posting so much it’s hard to keep up once you miss a day
I'm starting a petition for Phish to enter OWL as a Hanzo main
he would throw 100%
THANK YOU! As a Canadian, I LOATHE when people say snow is great. We have 6 months with it, trust me, it loses its appeal VERY quickly.
I think it's a missed opportunity to not roast Salty at 0:54
Twobold sir. It's your job to say: "Well he's the only one then." as reaction. I am disappointed sir.
Wise man's fear is such a good book. I see he has good taste
3:03 wow Twobold is now my favorite ANKO character
Fish: Man snow sucks so much
Me in a 113 F summer in Brazil: mom look the dog is on fire again
The wise man’s fear is a real good book that unfortunately I can’t recommend to someone to read, I’ve been waiting for the sequel for 4 years and it’s nowhere in sight
When salty phish says he tried sleeping commando I thought he tried sleeping with commando 76(soldier 76)
4:08 "Good luck getting Doomfist's achievements, by the way. Those things are fucking impossible."
I managed to get both of those in the same day a while back. I was lucky with both of them, of course, but both times I was attempting to get them...I just didn't think I would. Regardless, they are really difficult, and generally you need some kind of setup for them.
As someone who lives in Virginia, we haven’t really been getting a lot of snow within the past 8 or so years. Hope Florida isn’t just 12 feet deep in it.
On one hand I can pay attention in class. On the other hand I can watch phish
i think salty shows us that we dont need to be good in games to make good videos out of em
I love the more frequent uploads man
i love how twobold goes on his “i dont understand freaks who watch things more than once” rant and this is like my 6th time watching this video
Holy Christ Twobold gets so much rep for Wise Man's Fear
As one of the “freaks” who rewatch shows over and over, I have anxiety and knowing what happens with the show kind of calms me a bit 😂
For the record, if someone breaks in when you're sleeping naked and you have to fight them-you have the upper hand in that situation.
"Rank isn't about why, It's about WHY NOT!"
I loooove wise man fears
Me: Having an argument
That one thing I said years ago: 1:34
I love consistent uploads :)
Omg daily uploads? You're gonna spoil us, I love it
3:20 Me having Hamilton's right hand man song stuck in my head
Yo I have the Doom "Cute" for a while now. So Twobold, its not impossible without Zarya
3:10 same tho I do watch Salty's vids more then once as I always forget what heppened in them and I laugh at the same jokes
1:35 reminds me one time Lewi asked have you done anything that your future self comes back to kill you
i am repeatedly pressing subscribe for u so u get the 700k, love you!
10:16 I see Phish... A clip from the forbidden stream
4:10 but little did he know... that it would become his GREATEST ACHIEVMENT!!
OMG the book is so good!!!!!! Kovthe is such a solid main protagonist and love him being a ginger!
The transition at 5:52 is so smooth
Trust me their is nothing in this world more intimidating than a naked man with a tomahawk
At 1:30 I wasn't disappointed with the sub plug, then I no longer was disappointed.
I loved watching the office over and over again 🥺
I’ve never felt, GRASPED, I’ve never SQUEEZED an intro so much the amount that i felt the intro, it’s soft skin I 𝑓𝑒𝑙𝑡 the intro I 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑑 it’s relatable stubble ☺️☺️
he made the beef at 0:19 look like a cat lmao