This can work. Convert the slums into clean, safe housing. Teach everyone to heal and create food and drink from nothing. As for temples, you said i reside in your heart, yes? You are my temple. Every one of you. So don't defile yourselves.
I could televise my new religion but I know "Fallwell" that wouldn't work. But at least my followers would have a plastic "Chris" on their dashboards. Cool audio Juniper! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
@ethandkp1750 😆LOL😆 I had to Google the word "tanky". Now I get it. Like army tanks in the streets or something. For instance, Darth Vader was tanky.🤣🤣🤣
thanks for the upload, sir juniper. having a cult would be stressful, but the choices are play along or terrible fate. so it shall be, so it must be. its a good audio.
A cult in my name and honor? Finaly some recocnitioin. *The Baldies* will rise to become the most powerful and feared cult there ever was, Mwahahahaa! I don't know how and why but, your blooper reels Juniper are some of the most chaotic ones. Hope everythings okay and nothing broke 😅
Together we will rule the world! Mah ha ha hah ah ... *Evil Laughter* Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful UA-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
💚 You're worshipping me? Um, I rather have a friend than being treated like royalty. Though I thank you for acknowledging me lady cultist ma'am. 😅💚 Cat disturbances 😂😅
I'm glad the listener didn't start panicking and reject her. That would not have been a smart move. In this situation, you play along. Forever.
Sometimes you just have to let it happen.
Look I just finished Baldur's gate and romance shadowheart. I think the universe wants me to date a cleric. Or start a cult. We'll see...
This can work. Convert the slums into clean, safe housing. Teach everyone to heal and create food and drink from nothing. As for temples, you said i reside in your heart, yes? You are my temple. Every one of you. So don't defile yourselves.
So what's everyone's holy symbol? I choose a chunk of cheese.
Excellent choice, we can make holy Monte Cristos.
I could televise my new religion but I know "Fallwell" that wouldn't work. But at least my followers would have a plastic "Chris" on their dashboards. Cool audio Juniper! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
My followers would probably be tanky as heck, based on my name, and that scares me 😅
@ethandkp1750 😆LOL😆 I had to Google the word "tanky". Now I get it. Like army tanks in the streets or something. For instance, Darth Vader was tanky.🤣🤣🤣
I'll have my followers go door to door on a Saturday morning and wake people up to try and convert them. CAN'T WAIT!!!😊💚👍
thanks for the upload, sir juniper.
having a cult would be stressful, but the choices are play along or terrible fate.
so it shall be, so it must be.
its a good audio.
If I had a nickel for every time a cleric started a cult for me, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
That is a surprising amount of cults to have in your name. Hopefully your followers don't consider the other group heretics.
It's tough to be a god~ 🎶
No, really. The Cult never gives me a moment's peace. 😮💨
But the alternative is dire. (Simply frying pan to fire...)
@@JuniperJusticeASMR You. You are amazing lol
@@zeeba3999 That's one of my favorites :)
@@JuniperJusticeASMR It's a great movie! ^_^
A cult in my name and honor? Finaly some recocnitioin.
*The Baldies* will rise to become the most powerful and feared cult there ever was, Mwahahahaa!
I don't know how and why but, your blooper reels Juniper are some of the most chaotic ones. Hope everythings okay and nothing broke 😅
I've never seen this form of the yandere before
It's been a while since i been on the channel, it's grown so much.
Together we will rule the world! Mah ha ha hah ah ... *Evil Laughter* Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful UA-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
Nothing can stand in our way!
Jeez, you ok there?
I only worship one god and his name is Brakk „Burrito“ Brokk.
Hello there 😅
💚 You're worshipping me? Um, I rather have a friend than being treated like royalty. Though I thank you for acknowledging me lady cultist ma'am. 😅💚
Cat disturbances 😂😅