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Wait what, they actually got him, you assholes. You trolled me in thumbnail and preview he was not there, I thought this was going to be about what did the face filter better.
Tectone and Schlatt were so amazing this episode so unbelievable. They should start their own show. Teccy and Schlatt delivering as always. 10/10 SeemsGood guys.
yo why did emiru try to mess with miz during the event. maybe miz should come by when she's streaming and mess with her on purpose and not leave and just sit there, staring at her. 🤣then when she goes back to playing DS he can make little comments about her and try to disrupt her concentration. basically what she did.
Time erasure debate might be one of the funniest conversations on this podcast. When Tectone said he named it King Crimson...I nearly choked on my water laughing.
I was thinking Tsukishima's "Book of the End" though I really dont think the China argument works since this is more akin to past manipulation: if you erase the past/time where you traveled to China then you won't end up in China.
Hearing Schlatt talk in a calmer voice than his other podcasts and videos (except for maybe weeklyslap) is so cathartic. For some reason he just has such a reassuring voice that helps you calm down and really thing about what’s going on
I love tectone explaining king crimson while also having no idea how king crimson works lmao. Or this is just the best bit I've ever seen lol. if anyone want's an actual definition of king crimson's ability it works like this: Think of a sequence of events going 1 - 2 - 3. What king crimson does is take 2 out of the sequence so now everyone will jump from 1 to 3, but 2 is still happening. The only person that can perceive 2 is king crimson's user. The other part of this this ability requires you to understand how fate works in jojo's. It's kind of like gravity and will pull people and objects down the path of their lives/existences. When King Crimson uses his ability what happens in 2 is pulled along by fate, but the boss is able to do whatever he wants during 2 because he is not being affected by fate. That is the best explanation I've heard of his ability and it's one I bring up whenever it's mentioned.
Ok cool but how does it stop a bullet? Sequence 1: schlatt pulls trigger Sequence 2: bullet rips through tectones chest Sequence 3: tectones bleeds out and dies Even if he was quick enough to react to sequence 1, before the bullet hits him, how does erasing 2 remove effects from 3. I mean I kinda get it, and if it does mean erasing 2 means it never happened, then where does the bullet go. Is it erased too, or does it go back in the gun? When you really think about it, the power isn't only erasing time, but it's also erasing real matter from existence.
@HickeyXC Dogs are better if you are going to put in the time and effort to train them. If you're not going to, cats are objectively better. With cats, you mostly just need to play with them enough and keep them fed/liter box clean. Don't even get me started on medical issues that a lot of dog breeds have (purebred cats can have medical issues too; but it's much more widespread in dog breeds)
I have to be honest, I was missing Asmon but Schlatt was a really good invite, so it was a very good episode! I did get what Techtone was talking about when he was explaning "erase time" and yeah it's the most op power! Love watching you guys talk, you guys make my days awesome! Hope to see you the next week! :D. Awesome outro as always, so wholesome! ^^
I love how Tec says Jaiden's arguments were stupid, and then goes on to talk about how lions could use pokemon moves to take down a ghost type. it's a lion, it doesn't have pokemon abilities.
OMG i was in actual fits of laughter so much this episode. I love how laid back it was (not that it isn't usually) but this episode kind of had an off the rails, are these guys high or just vibing feel to it and it was so funny to watch some of these debates you had!
Actually thats not how king crimson works🤓☝️. It only lasts 10 seconds only Diavolo remains fully conscious and is the only one who can re-adjust his fate. For everyone on earth who aren't Diavolo will be confused and forget what happened during that 10 seconds.
9:48 technically Metagross alone if it didnt get tired could kill them all. What are lions going to do vs a supercomputer, psychic, levitating mecha mon thats covered in steel? Take it further, every steel type other than the soft ones like lucario, they'd all win together.
Tectone forgot to mention that whoever has King Crimsons power is the only person who can move while it's activated, and this effect only lasts for 10 seconds before the segment of time is removed.
The best way to explain "Time Erasure" Is by saying it's like editing a video, if anyone knows how to do that they'll understand. By erasing time you can basically prevent certain things from happening, meaning that if you walk to the bathroom and you ERASE/EDIT the part where you were walking to it, it never happened. So essentially you're skipping to the bathroom by editing the time it took for you to walk to the bathroom out of the timeline. For teccy's analogy with the bullet to work he would have to erase him pulling the trigger so instead he just aims the gun at you perpetually wondering what's happening. So basically deleting the cause makes the effect not happen. Deleting the time in-between the cause and effect makes the effect instant faster than the speed of light. And i guess deleting the time when the effect happened essentially deletes the effect from happening.
there's no holes in straws because whether they're considered an extended torus or a wrapped sheet they are still one body with an outside made up of two surfaces and two edges. a water bottle without a cap is a cup, not a bottle with a hole. i like tectones answer because he says that a hole is made, and that is true of all non-contested holes, whether sinkhole or pilot hole or screw hole. without the context of removal, a sinkhole would be merely an extreme dip, and pilot holes and screw holes would be simple surfaces with edges. similarly, straws are extruded, not drilled out, making two outer surfaces, not an outer and an inner surface. also donuts don't have holes because the holes are sold separately
my cat rescued me and my pops after our 3 dogs passed in 2020. black cat that would eat our left over dog food we had after, and she was eating like a champ lol, she let me pet her, jumped on my lap eventually, and shes been basically living in and outside, acts like a dog sometimes, but mostly outdoor cat and she loves it, maybe when shes gets older she'll stay inside
I’ve got an adopted feral cat myself. Took a year of feeding her until I could take her with me, but now I’ve got the most loyal cat I’ve ever seen. She’ll follow me on walks around outside and climbs trees better than a monkey. Like effortlessly leaping between branches and stuff. She’s such a fun cat.
Honestly you guys talking about cats for half an hour was amazing. Big respect for adopting a stray 6 year old cat 🎉. Felt super uncool laughing hysterically at the 'erase time' power as I walked down the street listening to the podcast. Really enjoyed this week's podcast, will be glad to see Asmon back next time hopefully 😊
On the superpowers thing. Whenever someone asks that I always ask "are we talking realistically or like they are in movies". Let's use the flying vs invis for you.realistically, Flying wouldn't let you go super high due to lack of oxygen in the atmosphere. Invisibility blinds you because your eyes don't absorb light, so you can't see. That or you're floating eyes
That's only assuming that invisibility is a light based power. There is actually numerous ways to tackle invisibility as a power. Such as cognition-based invisibility, a sort of memetic hazard that psychically affects anyone who sees you and automatically edits their memory in real time to forget seeing you every microsecond while the ability is active, meaning that they don't ever actually see you, even though the information is entering their eyes, their brain doesn't retain that information. There is many different ways to approach a cognition-based invisibility effect and this is just one of them.
@@Lunam_D._Roger I wouldn't count things like cognitive based invisibility as invisibility, so much as simply mind manipulation powers. But I get what you're saying
53:50 i think why most cats may try to is just out of curiosity. they don't know that the outdoors doesn't bring them food and they don't know they will literally get fucking eaten until they try, right? i totally agree with the part about being happy though. first couple months living with my cat he would occasionally escape into the backyard if my family wasn't careful with the doors, but now he can sit inches away from a glass door and we can just step over him and go outside and he's just fine sitting there. makes me proud that he's a happy cat :)
With invisibility there is still a chance of people figuring out you can do it if they bump into you etc. and then you might get in trouble. If you instead have the superpower of being ignored, you can actually do anything you want with no consequence.
@@perdurabo56 If there is multiple occurrences of an invisible person roaming around touching stuff, moving stuff then it's only a matter of time till they get figured out, like for example through thermal cameras. If instead you are able to make people ignore your whole existence then it wouldn't matter. Maybe this is a better explanation.
won't lie, i miss schlatt being in OTK. Even if he wasn't there for everything he did an amazing job on the youtube vids. I feel like all i see of him now is snippets from chuckle sandwich podcast
Tectones reasoning for liking Cats more is based in lack of empathy and let me tell you why. I enjoy having a dog around because as it experiences joy, it brings me joy. Teccy just wants to be the ONE person something likes, it's not even about the Cat at all. And for that reason, I'm out.
@@boore727 I was trying to just be over dramatic lol never comes across well over text though for sure 😅 I promise I don’t talk like a judge on Shark Tank unironically 😂
The only episode of 1000 ways to die I’ve seen was a dude getting electrocuted to death because he was fucking a cow heart that was connected to a car battery
If you shoot a gun and get by the bullet and then erase the time of you getting hit, this means 2 things can happen. 1) The guy never shot the bullet and he just shoots again. 2) If you erase the time between point A and B but then point B still exists since you didn’t erase its end point, Example: The bottle he used as an example, or the bullet that would be lodged into your chest. But if he’s saying he can erase things as they happen, then that’s cool.
i think tectone means rewrite time. erasing time would not effect causality. Meaning if i shot you with a gun and you (erased time) all you would be doing is erasing the time the bullet took to travel to and hit you . However if you rewrote time you could make it so he never fired the gun or if you wanted to go to china you can make it so you were already there if you have been there before
you control the moment from where the erasure starts. so when some one shots him he erases the time of travel+impact. but when he shots someone and the target dodges, he erases the time of travel+dodge resulting in impact.
Hes erasing the moment that the bullet hits. not the time it takes for the bullet to travel. I dont entirely follow what hes saying but to my understanding thats what he means.
I've seen a few vids of poor souls getting their foot stuck in an escalator which led to a gruesome death in the inner workings of the mechanism. I always knew there was a reason I thought those things were terrifying when I was little, they just have a bad aura about them and to this day I still find it hard to make myself take that first step to get on.
the easiest way to explain the power is imagine a video editing timeline exists for what has happened and what will happen and you delete a chunk the instant before the delete remains and immediately goes to whats after you deleted
The hole debate is crazy. You have a hole in the ground. One entrance. Just called a hole. You dig further, entrance on the other end now, you still just call it a hole but with two entrances. You build a shoot off from the middle of the tunnel that wraps around, comes out somewhere else. Three entrances, how many holes? Then you realize. No. There are in fact two holes in a straw.
Well this proves it, people don't know what capitalism nor communism is... That's why you get people hating either of them blindly. Schlatts explanation is horrifying.. it's fine not to know what they are, but it's terrible to say that you know when you don't..
I mostly agree but the luck has to be dynamic luck, basically it only does what you want. Regular infinite luck would be horrible, win every single competitive game, every lottery, can’t go outside for 2 seconds without random strangers who somehow find you attractive ask you out. Meanwhile dynamic luck would obviously be the BEST super power. You are literally untouchable and can get whatever you desire
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Wait what, they actually got him, you assholes. You trolled me in thumbnail and preview he was not there, I thought this was going to be about what did the face filter better.
Tectone and Schlatt were so amazing this episode so unbelievable.
They should start their own show.
Teccy and Schlatt delivering as always.
10/10 SeemsGood guys.
God I love being parasocial
yo why did emiru try to mess with miz during the event. maybe miz should come by when she's streaming and mess with her on purpose and not leave and just sit there, staring at her. 🤣then when she goes back to playing DS he can make little comments about her and try to disrupt her concentration. basically what she did.
Yo! fuck this show without asmon
The superpower debate might be Tectones worst take ever
i think it could be a cool idea hes just too restarted to explain it
Every Tectone take is his worst take ever
after he said "i would call it King Crimson" i wanted to erase myself
Lol
you'd be surprised actually
Watching Tectone try to explain how King Crimson works to non-JoJo fans is now my favorite interaction on the internet
That's not how king crimson works though
@@speedwagon1824 emphasis on try
@@Sunbro413emphasis on cock and ball torture
Not king crimson actually its the hand🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@andrewt3362 true
fair play to asmon, he made it 17 episodes without missing one.
thats commitment.
This podcast has to be hard for him, no joke I'm impressed.
and on top of it he did the diablo stream on his main and he flew to do game expo this weekend
@@Ya_Mf_Boi yes very hard, shit makes being a roofer look like a walk in the park
I expected him to make 2 episodes max before missing ones
@@ohnowhythis real talk. glad he got a bit of break
Time erasure debate might be one of the funniest conversations on this podcast. When Tectone said he named it King Crimson...I nearly choked on my water laughing.
But a straw does have only one hole and tectone is right
Can't believe they actually gave "Schlatt" a weapon in the first three minutes of a podcast
He had himself covered, just in case
it doesn't have any ammo in it XD
@@Rlm77731 they was talking about the kunai
@@cngotham4111yea its only got one shot tho so its prolly alright
One of could escape if he had one of his episodes
Tectone should’ve named his power “logic of a child playing games with his friends on the playground in second grade”
Lol
Power to manifest your imagination into reality
Tectone explaining King Crimson is the funniest thing
The man very clearly doesn't get how it works LMAO
I lost brain cells and time lol
@@XvShadow he *chops air* ERASED THE TIME
HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK!!! HOW DOES HE WORK PLEASE
@@dusk2308 he skips time and can predict the future
Schlatt stepping into the podcast destroying the set and coming in with a box of smiles was perfect
Im 30 mins into the episode and im dying of laughter lol...Tectone's time eraser segment is just too funny
It's pretty hard to explain it but essentially what Tectone wants is King Crimson's ability
"I erase time" over and over again made me lose it. Also "Then how the fuck do you end up in china". This segment is unbelieveable
I was thinking Tsukishima's "Book of the End" though I really dont think the China argument works since this is more akin to past manipulation: if you erase the past/time where you traveled to China then you won't end up in China.
@@Shiftinggers I mean yeah he literally says King Crimson, but he explains it terribly and misunderstands how it works. Still hilarious tho
@@MrMac1219 yes, time erasure would be awesome, but his china example wouldnt work
schlatt and tectone actually have good chemistry lmao, they should make some more stuff together
They're dating
you’re right they should make a baby together
Bugle philosophy 🤣
@@cameron8619 dawg 💀
They should adopt a cat together😂
The gayest shit tectone has ever said
Hearing Schlatt talk in a calmer voice than his other podcasts and videos (except for maybe weeklyslap) is so cathartic. For some reason he just has such a reassuring voice that helps you calm down and really thing about what’s going on
You'd be calm too if you were the only person in the room with a gun
The amount of anxiety when SCHLATT pulled out the gun
I thought this podcast was going all Joker for a minute there
Sclatt comes on and immediately brings chaos That's why I love this man
I love tectone explaining king crimson while also having no idea how king crimson works lmao. Or this is just the best bit I've ever seen lol.
if anyone want's an actual definition of king crimson's ability it works like this:
Think of a sequence of events going 1 - 2 - 3. What king crimson does is take 2 out of the sequence so now everyone will jump from 1 to 3, but 2 is still happening. The only person that can perceive 2 is king crimson's user. The other part of this this ability requires you to understand how fate works in jojo's. It's kind of like gravity and will pull people and objects down the path of their lives/existences. When King Crimson uses his ability what happens in 2 is pulled along by fate, but the boss is able to do whatever he wants during 2 because he is not being affected by fate. That is the best explanation I've heard of his ability and it's one I bring up whenever it's mentioned.
That's an awesome explanation of King Crimson
if Tectone had just led with this explanation he would've won
Ok cool but how does it stop a bullet?
Sequence 1: schlatt pulls trigger
Sequence 2: bullet rips through tectones chest
Sequence 3: tectones bleeds out and dies
Even if he was quick enough to react to sequence 1, before the bullet hits him, how does erasing 2 remove effects from 3.
I mean I kinda get it, and if it does mean erasing 2 means it never happened, then where does the bullet go. Is it erased too, or does it go back in the gun?
When you really think about it, the power isn't only erasing time, but it's also erasing real matter from existence.
I wish I could erase the time where I listened to Tectone's explanation of his superpower
Tectone trying to explain the JoJo power of King Crimson had me DYING bro 🤣
Tectone is exactly why they say a little bit knowledge can be a dangerous thing
The horrible takes are flying from every direction without Asmon here to keep them in line
first podcast i couldnt watch, holly fk if i would hear more of Tectone nonsense i would lose my last 3 braincells
True and Real. As great as this episode was, I feel like it may have been better with asmon.
Cats> dogs any day tho
@@killerqueen3193 politely disagree
@HickeyXC Dogs are better if you are going to put in the time and effort to train them. If you're not going to, cats are objectively better. With cats, you mostly just need to play with them enough and keep them fed/liter box clean.
Don't even get me started on medical issues that a lot of dog breeds have (purebred cats can have medical issues too; but it's much more widespread in dog breeds)
Tectone's Time-eraser power sounds awfully like short-term memory loss.
Yo this guy seems cool, you should add him to OTK!!!
I knew it was Big Guy not Schlatt on the podcast!
seems like he’d be great with youtube stuff. they should definitely add him :D
He'd just leave when shit gets tough
True how can they not have done that already 😂
Tectone should have used time erasure when schlatt left
Im not even halfway through the episode and Im dying of laughter, what an episode so far. LOVE the randomeness lmao
Real nice of tectone to let emi talk this episode
Well, Asmon isn't there to dominate.
My Dicktone 😭
I have to be honest, I was missing Asmon but Schlatt was a really good invite, so it was a very good episode! I did get what Techtone was talking about when he was explaning "erase time" and yeah it's the most op power! Love watching you guys talk, you guys make my days awesome! Hope to see you the next week! :D. Awesome outro as always, so wholesome! ^^
It is certainly not the most op power. You still have to experience something before erasing it. Not to mention literally one headshot and your dead 💀
Hopefully Asmon feels better soon :)
A teacup and a straw are sitting on a table. A topolgist walks up and says, "hey can I have one of these donuts?"
I love how Tec says Jaiden's arguments were stupid, and then goes on to talk about how lions could use pokemon moves to take down a ghost type.
it's a lion, it doesn't have pokemon abilities.
Well, pokemon don't exist. And in this fight they somehow do. So if it's a normal type pokemon a lion is a normal type
bite is a natural attack that all lions utilize regularly.
@@winterwisteria well why would lions be operating on Pokemons rules? They aren't Pokemon lol
that cat convo was really wholesome. i can talk about my cats for hours i love the little bastards to death
Blows my mind that Schlatt is younger than Emi... Separately, always glad to see more of him, makes me smile.
It’s even funnier when you realize that Schlatt was a minecrafter lol
@@youngrootv is it?
Dang I though he was in his 30s maybe even mid 30s
@@Madchris8828na he stopped time since that fateful event in 99’
Tectones super power is just dementia
OMG i was in actual fits of laughter so much this episode. I love how laid back it was (not that it isn't usually) but this episode kind of had an off the rails, are these guys high or just vibing feel to it and it was so funny to watch some of these debates you had!
These are NPC conversation points
I wish I could erase the time where I heard Teccy's explanation on King Crimson's power
Actually thats not how king crimson works🤓☝️. It only lasts 10 seconds only Diavolo remains fully conscious and is the only one who can re-adjust his fate. For everyone on earth who aren't Diavolo will be confused and forget what happened during that 10 seconds.
9:48 technically Metagross alone if it didnt get tired could kill them all. What are lions going to do vs a supercomputer, psychic, levitating mecha mon thats covered in steel? Take it further, every steel type other than the soft ones like lucario, they'd all win together.
Missed Schlatt hanging out with the OTK people! This is dope! :)
I really hope this is the start of him coming back to being at least a regular content partner, if not a member again
Schlatt is in prison for manslaughter
@@timbodeckler5191fr
16:00 ultra form necrozma literally has a move called light that burns the sky.
Keep up the good shit Emi & Teccy. Love y'all. Hopefully Asmon will enjoy his vacation and be back to tell us how much he slept and gamed on Diablo 😅
Tectone: I use my power 21st century schizoid man
Schlatt and Emi : uhhhhhh no
Tectone forgot to mention that whoever has King Crimsons power is the only person who can move while it's activated, and this effect only lasts for 10 seconds before the segment of time is removed.
The best way to explain "Time Erasure" Is by saying it's like editing a video, if anyone knows how to do that they'll understand. By erasing time you can basically prevent certain things from happening, meaning that if you walk to the bathroom and you ERASE/EDIT the part where you were walking to it, it never happened. So essentially you're skipping to the bathroom by editing the time it took for you to walk to the bathroom out of the timeline.
For teccy's analogy with the bullet to work he would have to erase him pulling the trigger so instead he just aims the gun at you perpetually wondering what's happening. So basically deleting the cause makes the effect not happen. Deleting the time in-between the cause and effect makes the effect instant faster than the speed of light. And i guess deleting the time when the effect happened essentially deletes the effect from happening.
tectone is trying to explain king crimson, one of, if not, the most confusing stand. (should have said that “it just works”)
this episode made me laugh so much please bring schlatt back again! also we need a cyr appearance too!
I love where they talked about stupid things. Especially how wrong Tectone was and yet still thought he is correct.
gets me every time
there's no holes in straws because whether they're considered an extended torus or a wrapped sheet they are still one body with an outside made up of two surfaces and two edges. a water bottle without a cap is a cup, not a bottle with a hole. i like tectones answer because he says that a hole is made, and that is true of all non-contested holes, whether sinkhole or pilot hole or screw hole. without the context of removal, a sinkhole would be merely an extreme dip, and pilot holes and screw holes would be simple surfaces with edges. similarly, straws are extruded, not drilled out, making two outer surfaces, not an outer and an inner surface. also donuts don't have holes because the holes are sold separately
You know. Your guest made me appreciate tectones takes. Impressive! Also good job on explaining king crimson, solid effort.
-So Tectone, why do you think black holes eventually radiate out their energy?
-Because I erased the time!
Teccy trying to explain his superpower had me hysterical
my cat rescued me and my pops after our 3 dogs passed in 2020. black cat that would eat our left over dog food we had after, and she was eating like a champ lol, she let me pet her, jumped on my lap eventually, and shes been basically living in and outside, acts like a dog sometimes, but mostly outdoor cat and she loves it, maybe when shes gets older she'll stay inside
i'm not even 10 minutes into this episode and someone already managed to get Schlatt a knife and he also brought a gun. This is gonna be a good one.
I’ve got an adopted feral cat myself. Took a year of feeding her until I could take her with me, but now I’ve got the most loyal cat I’ve ever seen. She’ll follow me on walks around outside and climbs trees better than a monkey. Like effortlessly leaping between branches and stuff. She’s such a fun cat.
Honestly you guys talking about cats for half an hour was amazing. Big respect for adopting a stray 6 year old cat 🎉.
Felt super uncool laughing hysterically at the 'erase time' power as I walked down the street listening to the podcast.
Really enjoyed this week's podcast, will be glad to see Asmon back next time hopefully 😊
On the superpowers thing. Whenever someone asks that I always ask "are we talking realistically or like they are in movies". Let's use the flying vs invis for you.realistically, Flying wouldn't let you go super high due to lack of oxygen in the atmosphere. Invisibility blinds you because your eyes don't absorb light, so you can't see. That or you're floating eyes
That's only assuming that invisibility is a light based power. There is actually numerous ways to tackle invisibility as a power. Such as cognition-based invisibility, a sort of memetic hazard that psychically affects anyone who sees you and automatically edits their memory in real time to forget seeing you every microsecond while the ability is active, meaning that they don't ever actually see you, even though the information is entering their eyes, their brain doesn't retain that information. There is many different ways to approach a cognition-based invisibility effect and this is just one of them.
@@Lunam_D._Roger I wouldn't count things like cognitive based invisibility as invisibility, so much as simply mind manipulation powers. But I get what you're saying
I'm dying listening to them reasoning how the meteor killed the dinos is so funny
GARCHOMP GETS FIVE
Thank you editors. The Audio for the ads is so much better
As a former overnight shelf stocker at Wal-Mart, Tectone is 100% accurate about 3AM customers
This is like my cousin trying to convince me water isn't wet, it makes things wet.
''Do you know celeries taste like dirt?'' My brudda WASH THE CELERIES
This video introduced me to my favorite thing to do, convince people that straws have two holes
Tectone's explanation on why he likes cats more is essentially him explaining why he likes gacha games.
53:50 i think why most cats may try to is just out of curiosity. they don't know that the outdoors doesn't bring them food and they don't know they will literally get fucking eaten until they try, right? i totally agree with the part about being happy though. first couple months living with my cat he would occasionally escape into the backyard if my family wasn't careful with the doors, but now he can sit inches away from a glass door and we can just step over him and go outside and he's just fine sitting there. makes me proud that he's a happy cat :)
Probably one of the best episodes.. these arguments, debates and discussions are so funny specialy when ur high af
28:47 I love the mics getting btfo'd here as the argument gets more intense
when schlatt asked tectonic how many holes are in the pants.. tectone was truly caught with his pants down
I always tell everyone when I’m in the superpower debate and I always say time, you literally can’t beat it
With invisibility there is still a chance of people figuring out you can do it if they bump into you etc. and then you might get in trouble.
If you instead have the superpower of being ignored, you can actually do anything you want with no consequence.
No one would believe them
@@perdurabo56 If there is multiple occurrences of an invisible person roaming around touching stuff, moving stuff then it's only a matter of time till they get figured out, like for example through thermal cameras. If instead you are able to make people ignore your whole existence then it wouldn't matter. Maybe this is a better explanation.
Probability manipulation >
Kunai is the next to be added to my collection, I don't play Wraith but I will be learning her heirloom animations 😂
Can't wait for Tectone to get dimentia and then believes he has the superpower to erase time.
Emi being actually disgusted and not wanting to look at tech must be the funniest shit ever.
won't lie, i miss schlatt being in OTK. Even if he wasn't there for everything he did an amazing job on the youtube vids. I feel like all i see of him now is snippets from chuckle sandwich podcast
schlatt didn’t think i’d notice the tone of his voice when he said “hey everybody…” just like how he says it for sleep deprived lmao
Tectones reasoning for liking Cats more is based in lack of empathy and let me tell you why. I enjoy having a dog around because as it experiences joy, it brings me joy. Teccy just wants to be the ONE person something likes, it's not even about the Cat at all. And for that reason, I'm out.
lol i think ur looking too far into it
@@boore727 I was trying to just be over dramatic lol never comes across well over text though for sure 😅
I promise I don’t talk like a judge on Shark Tank unironically 😂
@@Lowgennlol
A straw is a tunnel
The asmongold summary by tectone was perfect
The only episode of 1000 ways to die I’ve seen was a dude getting electrocuted to death because he was fucking a cow heart that was connected to a car battery
schlatt is so fucking funny i cant😂
Tectone looks, sounds, and acts exactly like what i imagine a scalper would.
I disagree with JSchlatt, that isn't the dumbest thing Tectone has said. Probably top 50 though...
If you shoot a gun and get by the bullet and then erase the time of you getting hit, this means 2 things can happen.
1) The guy never shot the bullet and he just shoots again.
2) If you erase the time between point A and B but then point B still exists since you didn’t erase its end point, Example: The bottle he used as an example, or the bullet that would be lodged into your chest.
But if he’s saying he can erase things as they happen, then that’s cool.
schlatt gets a lot more confidence with a gun and im not sure thats a good thing
It’s a very good thing as evidenced by the events of ‘99
Got to this one late but fuck it was nice having Schlatt back for some content with these guys. I miss him being part of OTK ;(
The only power I need
“ZA WARUDO!”
Time Eraser should be a thing in this podcast so it would be funny every times Tectone, Emiru or Asmon do it
Based
"We came up with this idea of making an org, and building the org around our friends - building the org around friendship in general."
Tectone's time erasure power doesn't make any sense.
Best part of the podcast was watching Schlatt and Tecky gaslight Emi on what is a hole.
Anyone else notice the tv at 44:50 after Tec did the time erase? 😮
i think tectone means rewrite time. erasing time would not effect causality. Meaning if i shot you with a gun and you (erased time) all you would be doing is erasing the time the bullet took to travel to and hit you . However if you rewrote time you could make it so he never fired the gun or if you wanted to go to china you can make it so you were already there if you have been there before
you control the moment from where the erasure starts. so when some one shots him he erases the time of travel+impact. but when he shots someone and the target dodges, he erases the time of travel+dodge resulting in impact.
Tectone was explaining an anime ability from the show JoJo's Bizarre Adventures. It is time erasure and it is fucking stupid lol
Hes erasing the moment that the bullet hits. not the time it takes for the bullet to travel. I dont entirely follow what hes saying but to my understanding thats what he means.
I've seen a few vids of poor souls getting their foot stuck in an escalator which led to a gruesome death in the inner workings of the mechanism. I always knew there was a reason I thought those things were terrifying when I was little, they just have a bad aura about them and to this day I still find it hard to make myself take that first step to get on.
Being high while listening to Tectone talk about his shitty super power was the best thing that happened today
the easiest way to explain the power is imagine a video editing timeline exists for what has happened and what will happen and you delete a chunk the instant before the delete remains and immediately goes to whats after you deleted
Asmon really picked up his game in this episode.
5:04 pulls out a gun and starts robbing them also them “gives a murder weapon😭😭
Every week I just discover further how much I like tectone
The hole debate is crazy.
You have a hole in the ground. One entrance. Just called a hole. You dig further, entrance on the other end now, you still just call it a hole but with two entrances. You build a shoot off from the middle of the tunnel that wraps around, comes out somewhere else. Three entrances, how many holes?
Then you realize. No. There are in fact two holes in a straw.
Well this proves it, people don't know what capitalism nor communism is... That's why you get people hating either of them blindly. Schlatts explanation is horrifying.. it's fine not to know what they are, but it's terrible to say that you know when you don't..
29:01 the editing was actually really good here lmao
Best superpower is perfect luck. There is no debate.
100% agree
I just happen to be in this specific situation and now i cant die and im immortal lucky me
@@blaire9524 Everything that happens that doesn't make you happy is unlucky. Not being able to die would be unlucky.
@@OMGitsjustperfect you do know that the luck powers could also affect your immortality and possibly revert it
The possibilities are endless
I mostly agree but the luck has to be dynamic luck, basically it only does what you want. Regular infinite luck would be horrible, win every single competitive game, every lottery, can’t go outside for 2 seconds without random strangers who somehow find you attractive ask you out. Meanwhile dynamic luck would obviously be the BEST super power. You are literally untouchable and can get whatever you desire
"u need to treat cats different than dogs"
proceeds to give an example of how dogs are treated
To be honest I thought Emi was the Steak and Teccy and Asmon were the eggs 😂
This is my favorite episode thus far, holy shit dude. I cried laughing.
Tectone already have the "time erase" ability because listening to his takes is basically deleting time from our lives.