The US Army’s Universal Camouflage: A Terrible Mistake

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @ChenAnPin
    @ChenAnPin Рік тому +13444

    Probably just as bad was the US Navy's blue camouflage uniform which worked great at making a sailor that fell overboard blend very well into the ocean.

    • @brandonfitzgerald8705
      @brandonfitzgerald8705 Рік тому +989

      it didn’t even blend into the ocean is the absolute worst part, it was actually just a suckier overall

    • @clonescope2433
      @clonescope2433 Рік тому +1423

      Well considering most Sailors are not going to be an environment where they need camouflage and it actually doesn't blend into the ocean all that well it's more of a fashion statement.

    • @cgmason7568
      @cgmason7568 Рік тому +162

      @@clonescope2433 more for stains

    • @cgmason7568
      @cgmason7568 Рік тому +80

      And it melted

    • @brandonfitzgerald8705
      @brandonfitzgerald8705 Рік тому +140

      @@clonescope2433 except sailors are in environments where they need camo all the time, land
      nwu type ii and iii fix this atleast

  • @hippotripo6145
    @hippotripo6145 Рік тому +19951

    We’ve actually made really good camouflage, we just can’t find where we left the designs.

    • @crazybird199
      @crazybird199 Рік тому +153

      HAHAJHHA

    • @engineeringvision9507
      @engineeringvision9507 Рік тому +325

      The US designed a great camo then issued to the British army instead.

    • @WellBehavedForeigner
      @WellBehavedForeigner Рік тому +39

      Dang bro your fashion statement really has sting

    • @idcgaming518
      @idcgaming518 Рік тому +35

      @@engineeringvision9507 no, we design our own stuff thanks very much.

    • @joshuaurbany6468
      @joshuaurbany6468 Рік тому +62

      The current multicam we wear works pretty well, and we understand now that there is no such thing as "universal". We have artic, woodland, desert, and I'm pretty sure even an urban camo. Though I wish our uniforms didn't fade as fast.

  • @evanhale6893
    @evanhale6893 Рік тому +9344

    The fact that the U.S. military is paid for with taxes and yet the different branches are scamming each other with patents on effective military designs is so beyond stupid and frustrating

    • @lerg12
      @lerg12 Рік тому +596

      Yeah honestly, you would think that they should be working together. Greed has truly taken over and it’s really sad

    • @skipfred
      @skipfred Рік тому +400

      I mean, we dump taxpayer dollars into pharmaceutical and petrochemical patents that are wholly owned by corporations too. Welcome to America.

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 Рік тому +357

      Yup... 800 billion dollars a goddamn year, and they do this shit.
      And yet, they still have the damn NERVE to say universal healthcare would be too expensive.

    • @clefsan
      @clefsan Рік тому +79

      @@justseffstuff3308 well, you don't expect politicians to secure votes against universal healthcare by telling their voter base that voting in favor of it would likely reduce the profit margins of the big pharma corporations, do you? 🤔🤨🤐

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Рік тому

      To be clear, many comments mention J-SOC or SOF. They are funded by Congress 🏛 & the DoD from a completely separate budget, procurement system. $$$. SEALs, MARSOC, Army SF-ACE-Rangers etc have a lot of choice, input on what, how they wear uniforms. Some don't even use or wear regular military camo. They might dress or use what the "host" nation or area is wearing.

  • @jopo6876
    @jopo6876 Рік тому +2396

    As a Canadian, I’m shocked by the idea of two military branches of the same country working so separately that one copywrited technology in order that the other didn’t get it.

    • @mr22guy
      @mr22guy Рік тому +146

      You shouldn't be. It all started because Canada did this exact thing to the USA, its closest ally.

    • @skat1140
      @skat1140 Рік тому +32

      It sounds dubious and probably isn't true, no matter how authoritatively the video declares it.
      There is a reason the US Army didn't use it, and its not copyright issues.

    • @ahriman935
      @ahriman935 Рік тому +84

      @@skat1140
      Of course it isn't.
      The issue wasn't copyright, it was the first 3 letters in CADPAT.
      As in: CAD - Canadian. Of course the US military would never allow themselves to have their soldiers wear Canadian made camo pattern on duty.
      If CADPAT wasn't copyrighted, they'd just make bare minimum changes to it so it wouldn't be blatantly the same (rearrange pixels just a litte bit, maybe change colours so slightly the eye wouldn't even see a difference), slap a fancy US name on it to make it technically American, and call it a day.

    • @poppers7317
      @poppers7317 Рік тому +33

      At least they aren't mortal enemies like Japan's army and navy.

    • @PhantomFilmAustralia
      @PhantomFilmAustralia Рік тому

      ​@@poppers7317The CIA has knocked off field members of the NSA and other US agencies before to protect illegal black ops.

  • @tequilacollins
    @tequilacollins Рік тому +5573

    I'm surprised they didn't mention the Navy's camo attempt, nicknamed "the blueberries". They felt left out and developed their own camouflage uniform. This wasn't for their Seals. It was the standard working uniform. You know, the ones walking around on giant ships that you can see miles away. But if a man falls overboard, then, yes, he's going to be hard to find.

    • @HistorysRaven
      @HistorysRaven Рік тому +1

      Didn't they fix that by having the uniforms turn orange? This was a possible rumor going around in 2009. I don't know the actual veracity of it.

    • @tequilacollins
      @tequilacollins Рік тому +9

      @@HistorysRaven I don't think so.

    • @stardude289
      @stardude289 Рік тому +375

      Nah.
      While we did have the blueberries, most Sailors deployed on Ships wear the Coveralls. Which is still a dark blue color lmao. So that blueberry argument holds no water. Pun not intended.
      I liked the blueberries, while yeah they didn't work as effective camouflage, it was unique and good looking uniform in my opinion.

    • @ix8750
      @ix8750 Рік тому +14

      LMAO

    • @youtubehatestruthtellers8065
      @youtubehatestruthtellers8065 Рік тому +15

      @@stardude289 how are the uniforms unique when it's literally a copy

  • @mace1234
    @mace1234 Рік тому +2873

    My friend in the navy wears green camo on his boat. Kinda funny. I asked him about it one time and he said “the thing about boat camo is, they already know we’re on the boat”

    • @nghtwtchmn129
      @nghtwtchmn129 Рік тому +160

      I've seen hunters dress in head-to-toe camo and drape their green aluminum boat in com netting. And then they expect really big boats to be able to see them on a muddy river against a forest background as the sun is setting.

    • @Mauser102
      @Mauser102 Рік тому +32

      No, he doesn't. He wears a blue fire retardant coverall (the FRV). NWU Type I (blueberries) and Type III (guacs) were both banned as an underway uniform several years ago due to their tendency to melt to your body in a fire. The reasoning behind the replacement had nothing to do with their color.

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru Рік тому +48

      Komrad I see a capitalist ghost ship with no crew!

    • @adnaneelbadri6613
      @adnaneelbadri6613 Рік тому +6

      @@JohnDoe-on6ru Underrated comment

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped Рік тому +6

      @@nghtwtchmn129 Morons doing crap like that and then having the gall to act indignant and get mad at others for not seeing them is a tale as old as time.

  • @nebuchadne33ar
    @nebuchadne33ar Рік тому +2415

    What I've learned is that the different branches of the US military operate like giant individual corporations

    • @douglasboyle6544
      @douglasboyle6544 Рік тому +177

      The worst thing is, right now it's not even nearly as bad as it once was. Read up on any military operation between WWII and The Gulf War and everything was either a failure or way harder than it needed to be because of basic interservice squabbling, lack of cooperation, communication or inability (or desire) to be on the same page about anything. And I'm including the ENTIRE Vietnam War. The fact that we won the Cold War isn't just a miracle with all the infighting and bungling going on behind the scenes but the fact we didn't blow ourselves up along the way too. 🤣

    • @Nami8302_OwO
      @Nami8302_OwO Рік тому

      Yes it is a huge fucking flaw please send missiles to liberate us from this tomfoolery

    • @Thespikedballofdoom
      @Thespikedballofdoom Рік тому +146

      I can understand arrogant generals, mutiny, conflicting interests and even blood money, but inter-branch copyright affecting ACTUAL COMBAT?! Copyright is a joke and so is America. They certainly earned that failing camoflauge

    • @Thespikedballofdoom
      @Thespikedballofdoom Рік тому

      actually I just read a wikipedia article that said it wasnt copyright but arrogant marines that want everyone to know they're big scary marines so they wont let anyone else use it for that reason. Better than copyright I guess

    • @indoorkite651
      @indoorkite651 Рік тому +70

      @@Thespikedballofdoom copyright is indeed not a joke. But quite useful, however the government being able to copyright things and then charging the government to use said copyrighted thing is stupid as hell.
      Copyright insures that if you do something that benefits society that you can profit off of it too. It's a great idea in a capitalist system.

  • @gwfowler
    @gwfowler Рік тому +314

    I was sitting in my helicopter waiting for two soldiers to take a leak in nearby woods. One was wearing the ACU flight uniform, the other the new flight uniform. I could easily see the guy in the ACUs, the other guy I could not see unless he moved. Seems it would have been easy to see that pattern was crap before buying.

    • @AethelwulfOfNordHymbraLand2333
      @AethelwulfOfNordHymbraLand2333 Рік тому +10

      They don't care about operational viability. When you're running an inflated defence budget costs must be kept as low as possible.

    • @0num4
      @0num4 9 місяців тому +10

      There was a total lack of field testing.
      The Army decided to change the colors within the pattern at the last moment--in Feb '05 my platoon sergeant was still wearing the experimental ACUs (prior to anyone calling it "UCP") and they had a very distinctly green and tan color scheme--none of this "foliage green" bullshit. Less than 90 days later, the whole 101st Airborne Division was fielded the UCP-colored uniform. There's no possible way they made a color change AND tested it in multiple climatic environments within that short time frame. Some fuckbrain at the Pentagon just said "ship it!" and in US govt fashion, the decision stuck and cost many billions of dollars and too many lives.

  • @TheCoastalAVENGER
    @TheCoastalAVENGER Рік тому +2100

    the US Army not being able to use the US Marine's Camo because of copyright is possibly the most American thing I've ever heard

    • @MechakittenX
      @MechakittenX Рік тому +113

      And the US Marines put their anchor and globe logo throughout their camouflage pattern as a water mark of sorts too. No really.

    • @ezanchi5422
      @ezanchi5422 Рік тому

      More American than a hamburger with bullets

    • @BLUELEADER78
      @BLUELEADER78 Рік тому +13

      @@MechakittenX I have the uniforms to confirm your assertion.

    • @birdstwin1186
      @birdstwin1186 Рік тому +41

      It is so incredibly bizarre. Like how can one branch on the armed forces patent something and prevent the other branches from using it. WOW! One single branch of the armed forces can patent something! How can this be? All armed branches are under control of the Department of Defense and US government.

    • @BRANFED
      @BRANFED Рік тому +25

      @@birdstwin1186 " All armed branches are under control of the Department of Defense and US government."
      most likely because eacjh branch of the service has their own individual budgets i bet and the marines pattern was researched with their budget.. Im probably pretty close to the reason why

  • @KiloIndia
    @KiloIndia Рік тому +3016

    When we arrived in Afghanistan I was in a quick response unit. Which meant that we spent a lot of time standing by on some random hill hiding from the enemy until we were called. Eventually we realized how easy we were to spot, so what we started to do is to dip our uniforms into a mixture of dirt and water which helped change the ACU (our digital uniforms) into a different color and something less visible in the afghan terrain.

    • @wyatt6721
      @wyatt6721 Рік тому +685

      Dirty ACUs were invisible to everyone but sergeants major

    • @Beardman74
      @Beardman74 Рік тому +485

      I got told of commanders ordering their soldiers to essentially roll around in the dirt and mud before movement for this exact reason. UCP actually works really well when you can't see the UCP pattern cause it's covered in the local soil

    • @chrisandrews414
      @chrisandrews414 Рік тому +276

      @@Beardman74 i did this exact thing in 07, after a soldier got smoked we all realized it worked better dirty and stained by the environment, only problem is 1sg and SGM flipped shit every time they saw us.

    • @MackDonaldo
      @MackDonaldo Рік тому +93

      UCP was designed that way (to be effective when dirty) but a majority of the Army didn’t know that.

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 Рік тому +22

      @@wyatt6721 lol I laughed way too hard at that it's so true.

  • @ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641
    @ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641 Рік тому +3696

    This channel single handedly keeps the stock footage industry in business.

    • @benb1079
      @benb1079 Рік тому +74

      And they apply the wrong stock footage at the wrong times. @1:01 hes talking about woodland bdus and then splices in some multicam. Well done guys!

    • @Devin_Stromgren
      @Devin_Stromgren Рік тому +27

      At least two shots the guy was wearing modern Russian digital camo.

    • @ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641
      @ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641 Рік тому +19

      What do you expect from these content farms?

    • @bradleykoperski7198
      @bradleykoperski7198 Рік тому +7

      Today on Weird History.... "The History of Stock Footage"

    • @JesusChristLovesYouBro
      @JesusChristLovesYouBro Рік тому +2

      Jesus Christ loves you so much. Never forget that. Repent your sins and turn your life to Him. Have a great day bro. ✝️❤️🕊️

  • @zNEKOMARUz
    @zNEKOMARUz Рік тому +319

    Army: "This camo pattern works. We want to use it."
    Marines: "You can't. We have copyright on the pattern. If you use it we'll sue."
    Army: "Aren't....we on the same side?"

    • @SuperSmashDolls
      @SuperSmashDolls 6 місяців тому +27

      Me: "Also, isn't anything made by the US government automatically public domain?"

    • @insaniam_convertunt_scientiam
      @insaniam_convertunt_scientiam 6 місяців тому

      Marines: There are teams?

    • @vbscript2
      @vbscript2 4 місяці тому +18

      @@SuperSmashDolls Exactly. Per U.S. federal law, any work created by the U.S. federal government is public domain (within the U.S., at least... they can enforce copyrights under the copyright laws of other nations where applicable.) Which is why I doubt this actually happened as the video suggests. Even something created under contract for the federal government is generally public domain. Granted, it might be classified and not available to the general public, but that's not the same as being copyrighted.

    • @seandlax9
      @seandlax9 3 місяці тому +5

      @@vbscript2it’s how SOCOM got away with incorporating MARPAT into its inventory.
      When the USMC cried about it, SOCOM basically shrugged and said. “Well, do something about it”

    • @rkk578
      @rkk578 3 місяці тому +7

      I assume that since USMC paid everything from their own budget they weren't happy that the Army just wanted the benefits only

  • @OneOfDisease
    @OneOfDisease Рік тому +2082

    I was in the Marines during the first rolloutof their digital camouflage, it was shocking how well the green version worked compared to the older version. I was walking on a sidewalk and there was a Marine with his back towards me pissing into some trees and I was nearly on top of him when he turned around scared the crap out of me. I am glad they got some recognition in this video.

    • @diltzm
      @diltzm Рік тому +103

      Yeah in a environment like the Pacific Northwest woodland marpat is king.

    • @TheFlopster69
      @TheFlopster69 Рік тому +18

      Now that’s a story 👍

    • @lampoyo
      @lampoyo Рік тому +155

      Him pissing, you pooping. That was a messy encounter.

    • @batalorian7997
      @batalorian7997 Рік тому +15

      I remember when those older uniforms got phased out. My brother in law was in the Marines and I saw that new marpat uniform in the recruiting office

    • @huntergarren3014
      @huntergarren3014 Рік тому +2

      The new Marpat is legit if it ain’t salty asf😂

  • @squiddler7731
    @squiddler7731 Рік тому +14957

    The idea of the US military having copyright disputes with itself over camouflage patterns is both dystopian and hilarious

    • @jubeaumont6305
      @jubeaumont6305 Рік тому +359

      I kind of still refuse to believe it

    • @SKYCHICK__
      @SKYCHICK__ Рік тому +179

      Do you know what dystopian means?

    • @MaximumRabbit
      @MaximumRabbit Рік тому +630

      About as American as it gets
      "Lol fuck your uniforms pay us or make your own"

    • @RaphBlade7
      @RaphBlade7 Рік тому +29

      Cue the Michael Nelson as Uncle Sam saying, "I'm The Government!" MSTK clip!

    • @coleeckert5663
      @coleeckert5663 Рік тому

      Think these digital patterns are identical? Maybe they are like fingerprints to track soldiers. UN gives the orders...

  • @scottparis6355
    @scottparis6355 Рік тому +1035

    Actually, my favorite is the pixelated blue pattern that the Navy adopted.
    Makes really stand out against the gray paint of Navy ships, and makes them completely invisible if they fall overboard.
    Sailors don't really need camouflage; they'd be better off wearing International Orange.

    • @Streetmenacemc
      @Streetmenacemc Рік тому +11

      That’s why they got rid of that camo

    • @twig4661
      @twig4661 Рік тому +2

      i mean to be fair if they did fall overboard they have what? less than three minutes to live just from the cold water

    • @Daniel_15293
      @Daniel_15293 Рік тому +22

      Yeah maybe an Orange camo pattern would've made more sense since it doesn't matter anyways...or some cool colors like Red or green or idk.

    • @elapidpython4378
      @elapidpython4378 Рік тому +11

      supposedly the blue camo was actually supposed to turn orange in contact with salt water

    • @twig4661
      @twig4661 Рік тому

      why not just make it orange @@elapidpython4378

  • @Alex-xh9kv
    @Alex-xh9kv Рік тому +52

    I remember a very specific instance when the UCP's camouflaged a soldier perfectly. We had a couch with a UCP cover. A soldier fell asleep in uniform on it & his NCO was looking for him. It took the NCO awhile to find him there as the soldier's boots were out of sight.
    The BN CSM ordered the UCP cover removed but it was replaced after he retired.

    • @moupipics
      @moupipics 2 місяці тому

      yeah i got an idea, cover the combat premises with ucp sheet then fight, enemies' camo would be useless

    • @seanmalloy7249
      @seanmalloy7249 Місяць тому

      Doesn't have to be a UCP cover on the couch; paisley works, too - i.redd.it/24mn281f69ra1.jpg

  • @Steamrick
    @Steamrick Рік тому +2371

    Meet Sam, the one guy on earth who googled 'camouflage bikini' and it actually was legitimate job-related research.

    • @tessjuel
      @tessjuel Рік тому +73

      Aren't camouflage bikinis supposed to be invisible? So why aren't they in different skin colors?

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress Рік тому +104

      @@tessjuel Or just transparent, for that matter.

    • @bobfg3130
      @bobfg3130 Рік тому +5

      It wasn't really job related.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation Рік тому +11

      You mean Sam's writer and editor? Sam just read the script.

    • @Leyrann
      @Leyrann Рік тому +25

      Actually I know this one guy whose job is writing NSFW stories, he has looked up plenty of stuff like this as genuine job research.

  • @TheOneSin7
    @TheOneSin7 Рік тому +1542

    Costa Rica has the best Army Camou. I've never seen a soldier in service.

    • @mardiffv.8775
      @mardiffv.8775 Рік тому +102

      Hee hee, that is great joke. Since Costa Rica has no army.

    • @TheWizardGamez
      @TheWizardGamez Рік тому +76

      @@mardiffv.8775 thanks captain

    • @jaimedawg8
      @jaimedawg8 Рік тому +1

      Someone should write that down

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 Рік тому +24

      @@jaimedawg8
      No army
      No camo
      No sight
      100% effective!

    • @kennethchou4384
      @kennethchou4384 Рік тому +16

      @@mardiffv.8775 no army that you can see… o_o

  • @scottpaul7427
    @scottpaul7427 Рік тому +836

    A decade of research between 2002 and 2004 is pretty impressive

    • @vichkar3680
      @vichkar3680 Рік тому +187

      5 guys working for 2 years

    • @pagannova3621
      @pagannova3621 Рік тому +1

      @@vichkar3680 you sound like a manager!

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria Рік тому +59

      @@vichkar3680 math adds up

    • @williamyoung9401
      @williamyoung9401 Рік тому +27

      Also using "more better" in a sentence... Someone never watched the movie, 'Idiocracy." (1:10)

    • @QWERTY-ul6wv
      @QWERTY-ul6wv Рік тому +4

      @@williamyoung9401 bro, you don't need grammar if the other person can understand what you mean lol
      also, rule 3 of stupidity: a stupid person is someone who causes loss (emotional or physical) to others while not doing anything or losing to themselves
      are you really sure you _had_ to compare a simple grammar mistake no one else will notice to the circus that is Idiocracy?

  • @sgwilsonmd
    @sgwilsonmd Рік тому +27

    The Marine Corps had been buying BDUs through the Army at very high prices. The development cost and production costs for Marpat was about 1/2 the cost of BDUs. Natick Labs (the Army's gear and MRE development center in Natick MA) refused to help the USMC develop Marpat which is part of the reason the Marines said "FU" and slapped a copyright on it.

  • @danzi8120
    @danzi8120 Рік тому +1676

    Did the marines who are on the same side as the army really prevent them from using the same uniform pattern?

    • @mardiffv.8775
      @mardiffv.8775 Рік тому +661

      Yes, the Marines wanted their Marpat pattern exclusive for Marines only. So the enemy could see they are dealing with the US Marines.

    • @jcrowley1985
      @jcrowley1985 Рік тому +595

      Government should not be allowed to copyright anything, it should be public as it was developed with public (our) money

    • @cookiecola5852
      @cookiecola5852 Рік тому +70

      I think they could really just develop the German grey green camo from WW2 atleast when it comes to army,
      would also probobly be good for the navy

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Рік тому +136

      That sounds exactly like something the Navy's Army would do.

    • @drebk
      @drebk Рік тому +69

      @@jcrowley1985... there goes all government secrets then?
      Trump probably agrees with your position. But the idea of confidential information isn't going away anytime soon.
      It is literally key to military success

  • @nationalparkexplained
    @nationalparkexplained Рік тому +1125

    One time at a training event I was “killed” because it was kind of dark and the enemy combatant wearing ACUs was laying in a pile of gravel. The only time I’ve seen it actually work as camouflage.

    • @unknownnln9172
      @unknownnln9172 Рік тому +189

      During a training event a single Op4 took out almost an entire platoon by playing in gravel next to a train track. He was invisible! He wrapped the rifle and had netting in front of his face that was acu. He was basically in a gravel ghillie

    • @nationalparkexplained
      @nationalparkexplained Рік тому +96

      @@ninjafirst4579the mention of a training event, the quotation marks, and the fact that I’m posting wasn’t enough context clues for you to realize I wasn’t saying I died in real life? And so you called me a clown? How ironic.

    • @ninjafirst4579
      @ninjafirst4579 Рік тому +6

      UNDERSTOOD 👍👍🥷

    • @kuhluhOG
      @kuhluhOG Рік тому +27

      @@unknownnln9172 the difference between a good soldier and a bad soldier
      a bad soldier only does what he is told to do and doesn't use his brain
      a good soldier is creative around achieving his goal and tries to use the things at hand to the greatest effect
      and that plays itself into what differentiates good and bad leadership
      bad leadership wants orders to be done exactly the way they told them to
      good leadership gives a general order and let's the people actually doing it figure out how to achieve it in detail

    • @Dorlan2001
      @Dorlan2001 Рік тому +7

      @@kuhluhOG in escence, Russia military is bad, western country militaries are good. 😬

  • @chaff5
    @chaff5 Рік тому +672

    I got to work with one of the guys who was on the selection committee and he confirmed the same thing: the Army chose literally the worst pattern possible for their uniform.

    • @TheChrisA2009
      @TheChrisA2009 Рік тому +22

      And people want bigger government lmao

    • @hammerfist8763
      @hammerfist8763 Рік тому +35

      Sometimes the Army gets it really really right, and sometimes... we get ACU's. So glad I had desert BDU's on my 1st and 2nd rotations. On my third, I was in a tank, which was way better camouflaged than I was.

    • @planetsec9
      @planetsec9 Рік тому +4

      They fixed it now, OCP is a huge improvement

    • @themadsuika3909
      @themadsuika3909 Рік тому +21

      @@hammerfist8763 imagine a camo so bad that a metal cube of the size of a house can hide better than you

    • @hellacoorinna9995
      @hellacoorinna9995 Рік тому

      Nanaflage

  • @johnathonlivingston7573
    @johnathonlivingston7573 11 місяців тому +53

    The Marines’ refusal to share its pattern with the Army is as astonishing as the Army’s failure to produce an effective pattern.

    • @ab12291
      @ab12291 9 місяців тому +2

      Totally agree with you bro, UCP was a complete DISASTER. The only time I’ve ever seen it work effectively was with a soldier in a gravel pit lol the ocp/multicam clone is not bad though… definitely a huge step forward but I still think that woodland and desert marpat slaps in certain environments. Also the older desert 3 color works AMAZINGLY well in the area I live in the southern cali desert area close-ish to Death Valley I go out shooting a few miles outside of town adjacent to some canals and this pattern is hands down above ocp so really it’s down to the specific environment except in the case of UCP that shit sucks lol

    • @AirLancer
      @AirLancer Місяць тому

      The worse part is that there WERE effective patterns in the Army's competition, they just went with the worst one.

  • @Postcinct
    @Postcinct Рік тому +836

    Slight correction, when talking about the Battle Dress Uniform at 1:01, BDU only refers to the uniform itself, the camouflage is itself known as 'U.S. Woodland', or, colloquially, 'M81' in Woodland variant. Also the stock footage used while describing its effectiveness is actually displaying the Army Combat Uniform which is using OCP, or the Operational Camouflage Pattern*, which was the successor to UCP.
    * Props to TheHatersalad for pointing out that it was actually OEF-CP (MultiCam) being used by the Army Combat Uniform in the clip noted, not OCP proper.

    • @leghumper83
      @leghumper83 Рік тому

      I noticed other errors too. Maybe the channel should be called Half Accurate. Also, the narrator can fuck right off projecting his racism on the Marines.

    • @leghumper83
      @leghumper83 Рік тому

      At 2:25 he said the brown matched the color of people they wanted to bomb.

    • @lyfandeth
      @lyfandeth Рік тому +3

      Too little training in Airsoft Camp.

    • @TheHatersalad
      @TheHatersalad Рік тому +12

      That's actually OEF-CP or "Multicam". OCP was developed by the Army to get around paying Crye royalties on the Multicam pattern. Easy way to tell the two apart is OCP doesn't really have any vertical lines. It's also interesting how the Navy came up with their own version of Marpat for the NWU II/II in AOR1/AOR2 Desert/Woodland. His next video should be on the Air Force's digital Tiger Stripe pattern. The history behind why/how that came to be is so ridiculous.

    • @capt.raptor4650
      @capt.raptor4650 Рік тому +2

      @@TheHatersalad
      good catch on the OEF-CP.

  • @ljdasilva3139
    @ljdasilva3139 Рік тому +834

    The Australian navy decided their sailors needed a cam uniform, and so took the army 'Auscam' pattern and recreated it using blues and greys (more nautical) and then added hi-vis reflective tape to the legs, arms, shoulders and hats - so a cam uniform that is meant to keep you hidden (on a massive ship?) and hi-vis reflective tape so they would stand out. The mind boggles. It's a cruel world.

    • @Kelnx
      @Kelnx Рік тому +159

      The entire concept of camo on a ship is counter-productive. You're more likely to fall off the boat then get targeted by a sniper at sea. You rather WANT someone to be able to see you bobbing around in the water.

    • @tileux
      @tileux Рік тому +67

      ex Australian army here. I occassionally see navy people wandering around in their cam. It baffles me. Youd think theyd keep this safely in their lockers ready to be pulled out whenever the navy feels the need to storm a beach (which it has done - never...)

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 Рік тому +32

      @@Kelnx I don't know, those sea snipers are pretty dangerous.

    • @grammar_shark
      @grammar_shark Рік тому

      @@Kelnx *than

    • @iatsd
      @iatsd Рік тому +10

      Yeah, well: it's Australia. They have fvcked up EVERY major procurement project they've undertaken in the last 30 years. The only constant they've managed is complete incompetence.

  • @jdstark24
    @jdstark24 Рік тому +1656

    The fact they didn't factor in shadows is amazing. Manipulation of shadows and lighting is a fundamental part of camouflage
    Edit: Vietnam Tiger Stripe is the best camo, change my mind.

    • @michaelrullis7501
      @michaelrullis7501 Рік тому +96

      Agreed. Everyone always says, no blacks aren't good they aren't in nature. DUH yeah, it's shadows! Perfectly placed black or dark colors break up the silhouette.

    • @leisti
      @leisti Рік тому +104

      You can't expect to get everything for just $5,000,000,000, you know.

    • @AzureDrag0n1
      @AzureDrag0n1 Рік тому +38

      @@michaelrullis7501 Have they never seen a Zebra or a Tiger?

    • @vyl4650
      @vyl4650 Рік тому +11

      @@AzureDrag0n1 cosplaying as a zebra or a tiger is an A+ survival strategy if one wants to avoid being seen👍

    • @Yusuf-ke5iu
      @Yusuf-ke5iu Рік тому +4

      It's probably harder than it looks. Also, if shadows are a literally everywhere. It's naturally occurring. What is even the point.

  • @ReroutedYearAD
    @ReroutedYearAD Рік тому +26

    "... trick the enemies eyes more better."
    Goddang, Cledus, that thur sure is some much gooder speak you'z got!

  • @EyeOfKings
    @EyeOfKings Рік тому +291

    2:25 lmao that's a crazy ass line 💀

    • @lol-le6wo
      @lol-le6wo 6 місяців тому +15

      glad im not the only one who noticed it

    • @diamondsimon020
      @diamondsimon020 2 місяці тому

      Bruh 💀

  • @airborneshodan
    @airborneshodan Рік тому +647

    I was an instructor at the Special Warfare Center in the aughts. I wore the UCP uniform on the patrol exercises because I literally glowed at night compared to my students wearing old woodland camouflage. It was easy for the students to find me at night for change of leadership briefings since I stood out like a sore thumb. Being a FOB bound staff officer in multiple Iraq and Afghanistan tours, I took comfort that the pattern did blend in with the gravel used throughout the bases and I could dissappear by going flat on the gravel deck.

    • @stevebean1234
      @stevebean1234 Рік тому +16

      I appreciate you, thanks for sharing your experiences.

    • @lewisgann280
      @lewisgann280 Рік тому +67

      You cracked me up thinking about an officer laying still in the gravel while some grunt is looking for him.

    • @dioclias
      @dioclias Рік тому +6

      Woodland is goated

    • @bpd231martinko9
      @bpd231martinko9 9 місяців тому +3

      I contend that the best all around camo is Woodland, that I believe was last issued in the eighties to our military (U.S.). It's all I buy for hunting and it was all that I used as an urban police sniper, that I used in that capacity from 1994 until 2004. Authentic U.S. military Woodland camo ( on U.S. issued uniforms) is getting very hard to find in surplus stores nowadays. The one exception, in my opinion, is a snow camo pattern, that is mostly white with black branches on it. I'm not sure if that was an official U.S. pattern but I use it for winter varmint hunting when their is a back ground covered in snow..Without getting into the fine details of how and what camo patterns are supposed to do, this is my belief based on my own observations and experiences.

    • @AldoSchmedack
      @AldoSchmedack 9 місяців тому +1

      Wow never thought of gravel as a background. How cool!

  • @GeminiKnight76
    @GeminiKnight76 Рік тому +10

    One additional terrible design flaw of the UCP is the fucking velcro pocket closures which never stayed closed. There's nothing like the sound of tearing velcro to give away your position to the enemy.

  • @mrchefcheck
    @mrchefcheck Рік тому +456

    The ACU was so easy to spot when doing field training exercises. When the OCP was only starting to circulate, the guys wearing it disappeared into the woods as soon as they were out a good distance. ACU stood out like a sore thumb no matter where they were, unless it was a really dirty uniform lol

    • @fortusvictus8297
      @fortusvictus8297 Рік тому +22

      Works great for hiding out in the motor pool.

    • @boobookittyfuck3344
      @boobookittyfuck3344 Рік тому +13

      The Universal Camouflage Pattern (UCP) and the Operational Camouflage Pattern (OCP) are the camouflage patterns. Both uniforms are The Army Combat Uniform (ACU).

    • @likebutton3136
      @likebutton3136 Рік тому +5

      acus worked really good if you layed down in a pile of that blue gravel lol

    • @altortugas5979
      @altortugas5979 Рік тому +9

      So you’re saying ACU should be the standard pattern for spring break bikinis?

    • @MaestroJericho
      @MaestroJericho Рік тому +1

      I remember my drill sergeant say "the camo is gonna work better the darker it gets" but I was pretty sure he was full of shit or just an idiot everyone else hated it.

  • @andrebartels1690
    @andrebartels1690 Рік тому +277

    I had a cat, that was orange and brown and ivory dotted all over. One time she lay on a pile of fallen leaves. I couldn't see her until she meowed at me, and she was within arm's reach. That's camouflage.

    • @ignaciogomis272
      @ignaciogomis272 Рік тому +26

      Well put sir. Reason being, your cat was designed by God/Natural selection (depending on your beliefs), instead of a commitee.

    • @grootsChannel
      @grootsChannel Рік тому +15

      @@ignaciogomis272 Reason being that the cat decided to lay on a pile of fallen leaves, probably the only circumstance where it was camouflaged.

    • @ignaciogomis272
      @ignaciogomis272 Рік тому +10

      @@grootsChannel You spoilsport 😂

    • @whiskeyvictor5703
      @whiskeyvictor5703 Рік тому +16

      BREAKING NEWS: The U.S. military has just adopted *Kitteh Kamo* as their standard. We now return you to your regular broadcast. 😁

    • @kitkakitteh
      @kitkakitteh Рік тому +5

      Would totally buy calico camo😂

  • @SeanA099
    @SeanA099 Рік тому +903

    Every other branch copied the Marines (who copied the Canadians), and then they all changed their uniforms

    • @darkbrightnorth
      @darkbrightnorth Рік тому

      Typical Americans copying our good systems which later ended up bad

    • @SaveznaRepublikaJugoslavija
      @SaveznaRepublikaJugoslavija Рік тому +16

      And spent a lot of people’s money!

    • @lordhosk
      @lordhosk Рік тому +33

      Gotta keep those defense contractors profit margins strong. They aren't going to make massive bank if everyone has the same uniform and they keep it for 50 years, then people could just buy used ones.

    • @leisti
      @leisti Рік тому +21

      Might paying a license to Canada for copying their pattern cost less than $5,000,000,000?

    • @thespadestable
      @thespadestable Рік тому +3

      @@lordhosk -
      Part of it was (a) the amount of desert uniforms we gave out from Desert Storm to Operation Iraqi Freedom, and (b) the fact a decent enough copy could be purchased via other sources. The military used that as a reason for the need to come up with another style of uniform to distinguish itself from others.
      But it's true to an extent about the contractors, but you also have to factor in that the Dept. of Defense and each branch of the military are under a "Use it or lose it" protocol. If they don't spend the money, it will affect their budget request and allocation the following year.

  • @johnstuartsmith
    @johnstuartsmith Рік тому +21

    The biggest real-world advantage camo patterns have vs. plain olive drab fatigues is that oil, grease, hydraulic fluid, gravy, ketchup, and other stains aren't as noticeable on camo fabric.

    • @seanmalloy7249
      @seanmalloy7249 Місяць тому

      This was reportedly why the Navy adopted the 'blueberry' pattern uniform - that it was more effective at hiding the stains that would be picked up working shipboard; never mind that it became orders of magnitude more effective than any other camo pattern used by US forces once the sailor wearing them fell overboard.

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz Рік тому +347

    short answer:
    someone got a very very very very very very large paycheck and suddenly UCP was effective and approved

  • @ilajoie3
    @ilajoie3 Рік тому +425

    I really hated the ucp, it felt like I could only somewhat blend in with either gravel or old couches from the 70s or 80s. This comment was written even before watching the video

    • @SaveznaRepublikaJugoslavija
      @SaveznaRepublikaJugoslavija Рік тому

      @Caleb OKAY What is the best military uniform?

    • @linkly9272
      @linkly9272 Рік тому +11

      @@SaveznaRepublikaJugoslavija none. go naked. be wild. be uncontainable

    • @SaveznaRepublikaJugoslavija
      @SaveznaRepublikaJugoslavija Рік тому +2

      @@linkly9272 The colour of skin stands out in most military environments and offers no protection from bullets.

    • @moneyong5451
      @moneyong5451 Рік тому +5

      @@SaveznaRepublikaJugoslavija depends on the environment

    • @kitsuneneko2567
      @kitsuneneko2567 Рік тому +16

      Well, if you're in oldcouchistan...

  • @BravoOneCharlie
    @BravoOneCharlie Рік тому +214

    The US uniforms in the 2000s was basically a cringe fashion statement. Every branch wanted to look cool and different than each other. They though it was lame they used M81 Woodland and 3 color desert, which are still top tier camos to this day. Oh and worst thing too is that the army did propper trials, had the rights to the Scorpion camo (predecessor to Multicam, that was the commercial stop gap camo), and scorpion is now the issued camo with some tweaks, but they went for UCP because of cringe fashion reasons and some sprinkled corruption.

    • @Devin_Stromgren
      @Devin_Stromgren Рік тому +1

      Those camo patterns DO work, but the problem with them is that they work best from a distance. At closer range they become noticeably less effective, especially when compared to modern camo patterns other than UCP.

    • @ncrshane1919
      @ncrshane1919 Рік тому +1

      M81 is the best camo, change my mind.

    • @5naxalotl
      @5naxalotl Рік тому +1

      now you mention it, it's possible that "looking cool" had a higher priority when the US was fighting lopsided wars in the early 2000's but, as everything went pear shaped and troops became mired in endless tours of iraq and afghanistan, that hubris steadily got less appealing

  • @DarkLord99900
    @DarkLord99900 2 місяці тому +2

    It's a good thing that the US Army now uses Multicam as it's one of the best camouflage patterns ever made.

    • @mardiffv.8775
      @mardiffv.8775 Місяць тому

      Not quitte, Multicam is designed to be reasonable effective in both forest/ woodland and desert. So Multicam is a compromise.
      The Dutch army has bought Multicam uniforms on a limited scale, but now are adopting its own Netherlands Fractal Pattern for both forest and desert. Multicam NFP does exist for rucksacks, vests and body armor. To be worn on both patterns.

    • @Seongbin99
      @Seongbin99 Місяць тому

      ugliest cliche fed camo makes soldiers looks like wannabe sof.

  • @Riceball01
    @Riceball01 Рік тому +270

    One thing not mentioned in this video is how the Army came to choose the 3 colors it did in creating UCP. According to an article that I had read, they chose the best light, medium, and dark colors for night vision and didn't seem to particularly care how they worked in regular daylight. So basically, they chose colors that, when viewed in IR light, would still show up as a camouflage pattern and not just blend in with each other and look like a solid color or something that barely showed up as camouflage pattern.

    • @cryora
      @cryora Рік тому +35

      Cause insurgents use night vision. Makes sense.

    • @theneef174
      @theneef174 Рік тому +11

      Even with those colors they still could have used actual camo

    • @gunraptor
      @gunraptor Рік тому +1

      Sounds like an IFF idea....not bad, if the whole thing had been handled better.

    • @gunfisher4661
      @gunfisher4661 Рік тому +1

      There`s a few videos on that subject also, testing witch kind worked better than others in hiding from different night vision devices.

    • @Riceball01
      @Riceball01 Рік тому +1

      @@theneef174 The pattern is fine, the Army used essentially the same screens used for CADPAT & MARPAT, it's the colors that were the problem. They worked well under IR light/night vision but sucked in visible light.

  • @Rudizel
    @Rudizel Рік тому +301

    I wore that uniform in urban combat overseas and it works a lot more than you think in a urban setting. It’s obviously not the best for open desert land or jungle warfare but for urban it’s not bad at all. The biggest problem was that all our accessories like ammo pouches and vests were still the BDU woodland camo versions, cause the military decided to release the new uniforms before making all the right accessories for it.

    • @hammerfist8763
      @hammerfist8763 Рік тому +12

      What made my desert BDU's work well in Baghdad was getting a plate carrier, backpack and camelback in desert bdu pattern. A tan strap for my 240B helped it blend in as well. Didn't have much black or any green breaking up the pattern.

    • @PierreLucSex
      @PierreLucSex Рік тому

      Was the killing and spoliation good ?

    • @katmckay8191
      @katmckay8191 Рік тому

      I still have ACU pattern stuff with my OCPs.

    • @JorgeCruz-mi5gc
      @JorgeCruz-mi5gc Рік тому +6

      2005 OIF3 Ad Dawar Iraq, we wore desert with green gear. For us it did not matter, we wanted the locals knowing we were there. The locals actually spray painted on walls of the towns in Arabic," The Green Monsters are back." During night raids we would sometimes wear BDUs to confuse the insurgents thinking they were hit by Special Tier Units. Well thet were almost right since most of the time were were working conjunction providing assistance to some type of Secret Squirrel unit or agency. At least the Sunni Triangle was primarily desert with a few cities.

    • @PierreLucSex
      @PierreLucSex Рік тому

      @@JorgeCruz-mi5gc I hope your civilian kills yielded massive oils for our bosses

  • @geckoman1011
    @geckoman1011 Рік тому +434

    I was a cadet in the old BDUs just as this was coming out and the cadre started wearing it. We were doing a field training exercise, and I was only able to spot the other cadets in BDUs by having my eyes drawn to the evaluators in the ACUs first, then to the cadets they were monitoring nearby.

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 Рік тому +23

      LOL, I actually buy that. Makes perfect sense.

    • @unknownnln9172
      @unknownnln9172 Рік тому +8

      ACUs only work on like gravel near train tracks.

    • @mysteriousfleas
      @mysteriousfleas Рік тому +10

      @@unknownnln9172 That would have been perfect for a lot of places in Afghanistan, just not all of them.
      There were a lot of flat gravely places where in the low light of the evening everything had a bluey-grey gravel look to them, but fr they would have been better off wearing multicam or some shit.

  • @TacticalSquirrel
    @TacticalSquirrel Рік тому +4

    There are 2 problems with this analysis...while I agree with most, the uniform looked grey at a distance, not tan. We'd joke that the only environment you'd blend in it the gravel pit.
    Second, the Marine Corps is hardly "mom". The Army existed before the Marine Corps and MARPAT is the one of the only things that the Marines had (other than the Osprey) that wasn't a hand-me-down from the Army.

  • @luigimrlgaming9484
    @luigimrlgaming9484 Рік тому +26

    5:07 the video when your parents walk in

  • @thomas316
    @thomas316 Рік тому +152

    It's interesting to me they would create a camouflage pattern uniform yet cut clothing to include straight lines and sharp corners. Straight lines and sharp corners are very rare in nature so tend to catch the eye.

    • @tedwojtasik8781
      @tedwojtasik8781 Рік тому +15

      Word. They should adopt those funky camo mu-mu's they wore on Endor in The Return of the Jedi.

    • @GeneralChangFromDanang
      @GeneralChangFromDanang Рік тому +7

      @@tedwojtasik8781 Pancho?

    • @crazyd4ve875
      @crazyd4ve875 Рік тому +2

      ​@@tedwojtasik8781cowboys did

    • @SepticFuddy
      @SepticFuddy Рік тому +2

      @@GeneralChangFromDanang poncho*

    • @AirLancer
      @AirLancer Місяць тому

      At the distances that you'd generally engage from, those lines aren't going to matter at all.

  • @Giraneon
    @Giraneon 5 місяців тому +5

    Never thought Sam would ever say "Desert Child Soldier" 💀

  • @fiskmasadventures
    @fiskmasadventures Рік тому +86

    And still, after all the billions of dollars put in the different programs, the classic woodland and desert camo still works just as good.

    • @deekim8164
      @deekim8164 Рік тому +3

      There's no money to be made off of the old BDU patterns. There were a million soldiers who had to march on down and use their clothing allowance at the PX to replace all of those old uniforms and boots.

  • @JosephMW
    @JosephMW Рік тому +288

    Okay now you’ve gotta make a video on the Navy’s blueberries and our whole uniform fiasco

    • @natoartiljerija1441
      @natoartiljerija1441 Рік тому +25

      Ngl, as much as I make fun of those uniforms, they did scream Navy and looked REALLY good in that battleship movie lol

    • @markbollinger1343
      @markbollinger1343 Рік тому +17

      haha as a Coastie we knocked those so much cause they are on water and dont need cammo

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 Рік тому +5

      @@markbollinger1343 surely a bright colour would make more sense incase of falling overboard?

    • @cgmason7568
      @cgmason7568 Рік тому +3

      @@markbollinger1343 it's more for stains

    • @cgmason7568
      @cgmason7568 Рік тому

      @@cleanerben9636 but that just means more uniforms which is bad because they are expensive and not all sailors are on ships

  • @DEYVSONCALIMAN-u9k
    @DEYVSONCALIMAN-u9k Рік тому +2

    They copyrighted a blotch of paint. Imagine two armies at war, but one having a worse camouflage because they don't want to overstep the other side copyright.

  • @redstormfighter4863
    @redstormfighter4863 Рік тому +30

    2:25 Holy shit that joke was brutal lol

  • @quontox9247
    @quontox9247 Рік тому +80

    Trying to create one camouflage for all environments, I'm sure nothing could go wrong.

    • @DnvGoodwin555
      @DnvGoodwin555 Рік тому

      @Phil Lister Scorpion W2 which is basicly MultiCam modification. As i know MultiCam should be chosen insteed of UCP. But generals decided not to pay for it license.

  • @Caitlin_TheGreat
    @Caitlin_TheGreat Рік тому +6

    My favorite (not really) thing about this whole matter is that copyright led to deaths.
    Camouflage is just one more thing that doesn't make sense to copyright except in our dystopian present. Not just from Canada to the US, but even between the different branches of the military.
    But hey, our system breeds innovation, right?

  • @stephensteinhauer3346
    @stephensteinhauer3346 Рік тому +55

    Just a couple hours ago I watched a video of a guy making ACU actually look good. He dyed it with walnut husks. The resulting dark camo was REALLY good in the forest, almost perfectly matching the tree trunks around him.

    • @Eric-om9dw
      @Eric-om9dw Рік тому +4

      I used RIT Brown dye on mine. Worked well. I only have one blkwnt tree so it would've taken me a while to get the amount needed. 2-3 hrs. Of stirring but the result was like his.

    • @ericb9931
      @ericb9931 Рік тому +4

      In the last 12 years of owning ACU I actually did find myself on a cliff face with what I'd call a 100% match. Other than that it's just been my grandmothers couch.

    • @666toysoldier
      @666toysoldier Рік тому

      Me too. @@Eric-om9dw

    • @casinodelonge
      @casinodelonge Рік тому +4

      @@ericb9931 Is your grandmothers couch copyrighted??

    • @ericb9931
      @ericb9931 Рік тому

      @@casinodelonge 😂😅 good question

  • @monoXcide01
    @monoXcide01 Рік тому +7

    1:30 "They call me...*dramatic pause* ...Tim"

    • @lenship2
      @lenship2 2 дні тому +1

      same energy as "i am... steve"

  • @J.DiPietro
    @J.DiPietro Рік тому +24

    The ACU pattern worked VERY well in one specific environment, grey rock with lichen. up in the mountains of west point (and perhaps in the STAN) the uniform blended in perfectly. I had always assumed it was designed for the war in STAN since we were there at the time. But in the woods itself, the stuff was garbage. The best cammo is just browns. Look at a deer. If a deer is standing still in the woods you would never see it.

    • @5naxalotl
      @5naxalotl Рік тому +4

      yep. you don't need to match the greens in an environment; you just need the possibility that dull brown things are common. where i live it's kangaroos ... i can see them, but to any dog i have with me they are totally invisible unless they move

  • @fragmentedmind549
    @fragmentedmind549 Рік тому +81

    We used potassium permanganate used for water treatment and soak our patrol uniforms which left them with an old dirty look and more brownish. This worked really well with the uniforms, not quite as well on assault packs and such, which was fine because we'd have to turn those back in typically. We would let the body armor and nylon stuff just get really dirty, some guys word use oils so the dirt would stick better. Between the potassium permanganate and local dirt we had a very functional and adaptable camo because of the light acu coloring. Unfortunately these practices were frowned upon by many unit regular army commanders and garrisoned units. We called the called the modified uniforms ding... Like dingy or dirty... Never actually saw the word written so I don't know how we spelled it. I thought the "dingy" uniforms and gear worked marginal better than the USMC desert digi especially at closer range, I think because it used local natural camo.
    I read somewhere that the USMC pattern was designed by the Army or at an Army facility, but that could be wrong.
    All the f...ing Velcro is what I hated the most. Everything came out of the dryer in a big wrinkled ball, socks and t-shirts would get ruined by the Velcro that was supposed to help save solders money. The funky camo we could work with. The Velcro was part of the design so you couldn't easy cut it out and put in a button. The army I joined wasn't the army I left. It's obviously changed for the worse and the I ain't talking the uniforms.

    • @chiapets2594
      @chiapets2594 Рік тому +1

      The Marines deff had better camo

    • @seanmalloy7249
      @seanmalloy7249 Місяць тому

      I'm certain that the people who decided on Velcro closures never had to get something out of a pocket closed with Velcro in a stealth situation where the sound of pulling the pocket open would give them away.

  • @jondobbs69
    @jondobbs69 Рік тому +7

    "Some call him the father of modern camo design, and others call him 'Tim'."
    😂😂😂 God, I love this channel!

  • @pathologicalliar8728
    @pathologicalliar8728 Рік тому +108

    Hi I actually designed the Universal Camouflage, sadly they actually didnt use the original form which was red and white stripes. and as anyone ever played where is waldo makes it the perfect camo

    • @linkly9272
      @linkly9272 Рік тому

      hi! i know people may not believe that you designed it, but i just wanted to let you know that i trust you, Pathological Liar!

    • @larsjonasson2959
      @larsjonasson2959 Рік тому +2

      You mean like the British redcoats the rebellions fought?

    • @giantbonsai8950
      @giantbonsai8950 Рік тому

      @@larsjonasson2959 i'm a Brit and i designed the Redcoat uniform. The concept was to camouflage the blood pissing out of all the musket ball holes and thus prevent our brave boys from knowing they were dead, allowing them to keep fighting for king and country.

    • @JanbluTheDerg
      @JanbluTheDerg Рік тому +15

      Nice name

    • @HaxxorElite
      @HaxxorElite Рік тому +1

      @@JanbluTheDerg uwu

  • @jdatlas4668
    @jdatlas4668 Рік тому +200

    Some part of me hopes this is one of those sci-fi comedy stories where a genius engineer accidentally turns himself invisible and shenanigans ensue as he tries to tell people of his predicament, but alas I think this isn’t that kind of story.

    • @halo2odst
      @halo2odst Рік тому +5

      There was a movie about an invisible man, but that ended up being more of a horror story.

  • @Ali-F1
    @Ali-F1 Рік тому +18

    0:32 Child soldiers on amazon?! Sign me up!

  • @robertdonnell8114
    @robertdonnell8114 2 місяці тому +2

    This is not the real story, they probably did a Google search. The US Army did some actual research and development and tested 30 patterns, narrowed that down to the best 4 then tested those, the clear winner was "Overall Brush" which for no good reason they bought UCP.

  • @velocirapper8862
    @velocirapper8862 Рік тому +148

    That camo actually blended in really well into the mountians

    • @mrskunk4732
      @mrskunk4732 Рік тому +38

      Full moon night, rocky environment it was awesome.

    • @bobjohnson6946
      @bobjohnson6946 Рік тому +7

      So would the marpat, but still not be useless everywhere else. Your point?

    • @velocirapper8862
      @velocirapper8862 Рік тому +20

      @@bobjohnson6946 my point is just that he said multiple times that it literally blends in with nothing, but that just isnt true.

    • @Koz.for.Concern
      @Koz.for.Concern Рік тому

      @@velocirapper8862 USMC still kind of just... better.

    • @diltzm
      @diltzm Рік тому +1

      @@velocirapper8862 it 100% blends with couchs

  • @jasonfischer8946
    @jasonfischer8946 Рік тому +17

    No, they won't adopt the same pattern for all branches of the military because that would make sense and the enemy wouldn't be able to differentiate between the different branches and God forbid you call one branch by the other's name.

    • @clonescope2433
      @clonescope2433 Рік тому +2

      Well currently the Army Air Force Space force and Coast Guard to agree with special units do you use ocp or multicam with subtle changes for the branches such as Air Force having spice brown stitching for name tapes and ranks, space force having I think it's blue for name tapes and ranks, and Coast Guard putting on their patches.
      It's currently the only branches don't have the same uniforms everyone else with my new changes that makes it very easy to tell them apart it's the Marine Corps which started this Fiasco and the Navy which ripped off the Marine Corps and rotated the pattern 90° and put the USS Constitution embedded into the pattern instead of the eagle globe and anchor.
      With the Coast Guard multicam is in very limited use mostly for direct action units such as those jumping on narcotic Subs.

    • @jbird4478
      @jbird4478 Рік тому

      @@clonescope2433 Shouldn't the space force have black camo? Or are they afraid they will crash land from space into the dessert?

    • @jakekaywell5972
      @jakekaywell5972 Рік тому +1

      I'm fairly certain not differentiating between different branches is a war crime.

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD Рік тому

      The US had units in WWII whose job was wearing insignia from other units to feed bad recon to Germany and make their generals get the wrong picture of the frontlines.
      Sometimes letting your enemy know things works for you.

    • @conorkilhenny5362
      @conorkilhenny5362 Рік тому +2

      @@jakekaywell5972 um, no? they cant make civilians impossible to differentiate from soldiers, not different branches.

  • @AlexGeek
    @AlexGeek 3 місяці тому +2

    - How can we make it look more natural?
    - Make it pixelated!

  • @Avanorne
    @Avanorne Рік тому +113

    "They settled on Ralph Lauren's Coyote Brown - presumably in commemoration of the skin tone of the people they hoped to bomb." absolutely shredded me. This is the first of your videos I've ever seen and lawdy I'll be watching all of them.

    • @leisti
      @leisti Рік тому +5

      You won't regret it!

  • @faxslaps5775
    @faxslaps5775 Рік тому +39

    Even though the army came up with the worst uniforms. They redeemed themselves right after with the multi cam uniforms. I wore both. Multi cams are brilliant. How do I know? I almost lost a solider while pulling security in Afghanistan. He was 15 ft away from me and after just staying in the same OP for 15 hours.. he fell asleep and we couldn’t find him in the thick grass lol

    • @TheKlaun9
      @TheKlaun9 Рік тому +2

      Asking as a non-military person: What happened to that solider - what's the penalty for falling asleep during a mission?

    • @mnxs
      @mnxs Рік тому

      @@TheKlaun9 from the sound of this particular incident, I imagine the mother of all ribbings from his mates, and the pleasure of never living it down

    • @faxslaps5775
      @faxslaps5775 Рік тому +6

      @@TheKlaun9 I was his sergeant so everything starts and ends with me. I never reported it because I’m at fault too.
      We have been in Afghanistan for months already when that happened and he was proven in combat already at that point.
      He fell asleep watching the sunset after lying on the ground for 15 hours, that’s tough to not doze off. We are scouts and literally set up a small 5 man OP. Basically just hid in the grass waiting to get shot at. I dozed off a couple times so I couldn’t get too mad at him. I hate hypocritical leaders. I just let him know the importance of not falling asleep.
      He never did again.

    • @TheKlaun9
      @TheKlaun9 Рік тому +1

      @@faxslaps5775 thanks for the answer!

  • @Lagmaster33
    @Lagmaster33 Рік тому +23

    Even more worrying than the wasted money is that the branches seem to fight on different sides.

    • @elevenb6967
      @elevenb6967 Рік тому +5

      Exactly. I mean, I don't know if I can even think of anything more asinine, than branches of the same military fighting each other. I'm seriously shocked this country still exists.

  • @quixoticPrancer
    @quixoticPrancer Рік тому +2

    There is no "I" in "team", but you better believe there's one in "Marines"!

  • @wilfdarr
    @wilfdarr Рік тому +70

    "Adopt one camouflage set for all military branches"
    China goes one further: all government branches use the same camouflage set, whether military, highways, telecommunications, water and sewage, etc, they all use the same uniforms simply with different "flair". Saves a bundle of money, and if they ever need uniforms for their reserves, production capacity is already there.

  • @randall814
    @randall814 Рік тому +33

    I was in the Air Force at the time and we had what they called ABUs…a tiger stripe version of the Army UCP. We had to make sure we didn’t use certain types of laundry soap or fabric softeners because it could make the uniform literally glow under certain light conditions (or lack thereof/night vision.)

    • @dickJohnsonpeter
      @dickJohnsonpeter Рік тому

      I remember the switch and the proposed designs but I got out before we switched and were still using the old BDU camo. Did you guys think that blueish grey tiger stripe was ridiculous too because I remember most of the other guys on my base, myself included just wondering what they were thinking, like what were we supposed to blend into with that? On deployment we had the old school camo but in desert colors. I think the one advantage with the new BDUs was not having to spend all that time ironing them.

    • @Chad_Thundercock
      @Chad_Thundercock Рік тому +1

      @@dickJohnsonpeter
      That benefit quickly went away as soon as some asshat e8 bucking for chief ironed his, and leadership said "that looks good".

    • @thomasbeach905
      @thomasbeach905 8 місяців тому

      I still think the old OG 507’s were the most practical fatigue uniform (USAF here). Cool, comfortable, easy to wash and wear. Cheap too. If you deployed to a combat area they issued us the relevant camouflage uniform anyway.

  • @livingdeadbtu
    @livingdeadbtu Рік тому +2

    1:10 Dazzle Paint Jobs on Wartime ships actually started in WW1

  • @hughsonj
    @hughsonj Рік тому +55

    In the 80s and 90s every service used a variation of the BDU. Sometime around 1998, someone got a hair up their ass and wanted a "unique" camo pattern. The USMC got it right but we also have the Blueberries, Airman Battle Uniform, and UCP to show that sometimes being distinct should take second place over wasting your enemies.

    • @madgavin7568
      @madgavin7568 Рік тому +2

      Staying with BDU or modifying it slightly would have been a superior alternative. To my knowledge BDU had its flaws but it was at least more than adequate for its job. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    • @gunraptor
      @gunraptor Рік тому

      ABUs weren't so bad, honestly....better than UCP. I once saw someone talking on a cell phone turn around from a building's wall and "appear" in broad daylight...though, this was the only time I've seen such success with ABUs, and in an admittedly mundane way. Regardless, I've never seen that happen with ACUs and their UCP.
      On the other hand...MultiCam....holy crap, I've seen people vanish into a bush right in front of me through aviation-grade NVGs (a PVS-31 set, iirc). It's kinda shocking just how good MultiCam is, so I'm glad everyone is wearing the knockoff Scorpion pattern now.

    • @madgavin7568
      @madgavin7568 Рік тому +1

      @@gunraptor Honestly Multicam might be one of those timeless Camo patterns that remains in service for many decades.

  • @stephenwilkens3101
    @stephenwilkens3101 Рік тому +30

    The Army didn't exactly just slap the uniform together without testing and give it to the soldiers, the truth is actually worse. They had narrowed down the testing to 4 patterns, and 4 color combinations, and were testing to see which color combo worked the best with which pattern. The color and pattern combo that would become UCP wasn't even an option during that testing. That test very much resulted in color/pattern combos that were on par with- and one or two that were better than- the MARPAT. But the COL running the acquisition program (pretty sure it was a COL, I'm reaching way back- it's been about 10 years since I read the article) just made the unilateral decision at the 11th hour that the new uniform would be a particular manufacturer's "Universal Camouflage Pattern" that hadn't even been in the running. I'm sure he had a good reason and never got a job on their board or had any investments in that company tho.

  • @zaydabbas1609
    @zaydabbas1609 4 місяці тому +1

    I must say, cadpat is pretty damn good. I remember joking about seeing floating heads on FTXes in cadets

  • @markaxworthy2508
    @markaxworthy2508 Рік тому +158

    It always strikes me that the most detailed multi-colour camouflage patterns are not designed for combat but for senior officers at press conferences with lots of close-ups, so that they can distinguish them from their allies attending the same press conference!

  • @ryanmaris1917
    @ryanmaris1917 Рік тому +53

    Just so you know, the UCP went out of regulation I believe in either 2017 or 2018. It’s only allowed on your TA-50 gear, so things like your helmet, ruck sack, ect, but you only really see that gear in the reserves. The army has now adopted the OCP pattern (operational camouflage pattern) and most new TA 50 gear even in the reserves is now being issued in the pattern. It consists of greens and browns mostly since I guess they assume the next war we fight won’t be in the desert.

    • @ronblack7870
      @ronblack7870 Рік тому +1

      it may be in ukraine

    • @merma9042
      @merma9042 Рік тому +4

      @@ronblack7870 nah they are winning on their own. More like Taiwan

    • @micah66048
      @micah66048 Рік тому +2

      I literally just got issued some UCP gear from CIF last month, so nah. Still around, even for USFK :-(

    • @svold
      @svold Рік тому

      even OCP would be better in the desert than the trash UCP

    • @termitreter6545
      @termitreter6545 Рік тому +1

      And its not digital. Sounds like those pixel pattern were really just a temporary trend?

  • @Xover112
    @Xover112 Рік тому +15

    3:31 Brruh moment

  • @LordShenanigan
    @LordShenanigan Рік тому +3

    You missed the best part: as a part of UCP development the Army created Scorpion W2 pattern, which Crye Precision modified and made into MultiCam (or OCP according to Army) and sold to the Army for billions of dollars, and then Army realized its mistake so it went back to Scorpion W2 (now called OCP, while original OCP was renamed OEF-CP). So we wasted billions of dollars and possibly killed hundreds by issuing faulty camouflage, then spent billions more to get proper uniforms, then went back to the design we had all this time and just adopted it under new name.

  • @themadmanchannel9036
    @themadmanchannel9036 Рік тому +10

    To paraphrase Zach Hazard, "It's called universal camo because it universally doesn't blend in with anything!".

  • @krisreddish3066
    @krisreddish3066 Рік тому +25

    I missed my old BDUs as soon as I went avionics and got ACUs. I understood the need to get rid of buttons as they fall off and become a FOD issue. Then all of a sudden everyone started using them. No matter the choice of camo, from spending a grip of time in a infantry unit it blew my mind. You are trying to be quiet and have to remove something from a pocket. For 200 meters in every direction each person hears it and knows exactly what it is. The rip of Velcro is a extremely unnatural and distinct in sound. It is like the folks in charge have no idea what solders do. One uniform for all is against the fact we all do different jobs and in that our uniform has different needs. Velcro can be worn out and picks up fuzz also. Were most of us had a sewing kit for our buttons if needed.

  • @MrSaber
    @MrSaber Рік тому +14

    1:19 bruh is his arm ok?

  • @pioneerAv
    @pioneerAv Рік тому +1

    From 2002-2004 they invested 10 years of research, that's impressive

  • @XeonAlpha
    @XeonAlpha Рік тому +28

    “Before slapping them on thousands of spongy 19 year olds and shipping them off to the desert to pay for college.”
    OOOF!

  • @TheArmory4
    @TheArmory4 Рік тому +78

    I think some of your B-roll is actually Ukrainian MM14 pattern, which looks like UCP but works better

    • @mardiffv.8775
      @mardiffv.8775 Рік тому +4

      Indeed, theMM14 works better, although you can diagonal stripes at intervals.

    • @AirsoftReviewArgentina
      @AirsoftReviewArgentina Рік тому +3

      Correct. I've just posted about the same and came to see if anybody else had noticed...

    • @eaterdrinker000
      @eaterdrinker000 Рік тому

      The Ukrainians rock the ACUPAT far better than we 'Muricans ever did.

  • @ColonelBragg
    @ColonelBragg Рік тому +1

    Each branch getting its own "distinctive" camouflage was a really stupid thing that should have never been allowed to happen.

  • @Jaydee-wd7wr
    @Jaydee-wd7wr Рік тому +49

    I can’t back it up because I can’t remember where I heard it, but the UCP was also apparently partially designed just to phase out the old uniforms as fast as possible, they had become so ubiquitous most enemy personnel in unconventional battles were also wearing it when not just wearing civilian clothes. It was different so it stood out from the enemy, reducing friendly fire incidents.

    • @johnsmith-ht3sy
      @johnsmith-ht3sy Рік тому

      In the South African Boer war the Boers eventually where unable to replace their worn out clothing, ( leather soles are not going to last ) So Boers where forced to wear second hand English uniforms. The British then made it law to murder every captured Boer wearing any British gear.

  • @Spaghetter813
    @Spaghetter813 Рік тому +29

    At 1:01 we get a shot of multicam, which replaced UCP and is currently in use, while the narration talks about the predecessor of UCP.

    • @gothnate
      @gothnate Рік тому +4

      Other way around. Multicam was used between 2010 and 2015 because the government didn't want to pay the trademark holder what they were asking. They ended up going with a knockoff in the interim. Some units still use Multicam, but it's not standard issue.

    • @Spaghetter813
      @Spaghetter813 Рік тому

      @@gothnate just looked into it; I never realized OCP and Multicam were different deigns. Interesting.

  • @MicMan123456789
    @MicMan123456789 Рік тому +18

    When I played airsoft I had a whole marpat suit... it was crazy how well that worked. I even had someone step on me

  • @talongreenlee7704
    @talongreenlee7704 Рік тому +1

    This is why copyright is a terrible idea. “You aren’t allowed to use my very good idea that would help people because I said so” unsurprisingly stifles the spread of good ideas and prevents problems from getting solved. Should the hard work be taken away from those who created it and given to those who haven’t worked for it? No. That’s why copyright holders shouldn’t be allowed to steal other people’s work for being similar to theirs.

  • @DaveGIS123
    @DaveGIS123 Рік тому +14

    Fun fact: The US Marine MARPAT camouflage pattern used the same print screens as the Canadian CADPAT design. (See Wikipedia article on CADPAT).

  • @michelleb7399
    @michelleb7399 Рік тому +11

    I’m glad you clarified that the Home Depot thing isn’t a joke. I completely thought it was, and a funny one at that.

  • @jonparker8795
    @jonparker8795 Рік тому +146

    "In commemoration of the skin color of the people they hoped to bomb" had me rolling. Well said sir!

  • @Joeyw-2203
    @Joeyw-2203 Рік тому +1

    Apparently the British Navy had done some studies during WWII that concluded the color that blended best at a distance is solid hot pink, so they actually painted a bunch of their ships hot pink.
    Has anyone suggested this to the US Marines?

    • @Z4Zander
      @Z4Zander Рік тому

      It's fun to be in the U S Marines the U S Marines.🏴‍☠

  • @Aut0KAD
    @Aut0KAD Рік тому +19

    interesting, that's how I saw it too. I remember when people playing paintball back during that time were using it, I could see them litterally a mile away. they were like moving tan blobs, easy to see and take out.

  • @viddeliten
    @viddeliten Рік тому +15

    When I was a kid, shampoo&conditioner 2in1 was real popular for some reason. It was great, because it taught me that any product advertising to work as more than one thing will suck at all things it tries to be. So to me a "universal" anything will be met with great scepticism.

  • @freddyfox5002
    @freddyfox5002 Рік тому +27

    Trading spare uniform part with other nationalities was always a fun side quest while being deployed.

    • @Nami8302_OwO
      @Nami8302_OwO Рік тому

      Sadly I'll never get to experience this due to an issue with my foot, but I guaruntee I would've been giddy as all hell to trade for a German uniform, like trading pokemon cards.
      "I'll never pull this out for fear of theft or offense but I love that I have it now"

    • @Nami8302_OwO
      @Nami8302_OwO Рік тому +1

      Added note I forgot to say which was going to be my original comment, the fact that you call it a side quest makes this the best part of my day so thank you for that, beautiful yet simple phrasing makes it all the better

    • @freddyfox5002
      @freddyfox5002 Рік тому

      @@Nami8302_OwO You can wear other nations uniform parts casually in your home country, cause very few can tell if it's authentic or fashion. Even our own uniform camo have been changed so you could even rock them.

  • @CityNightsBLVD
    @CityNightsBLVD 2 місяці тому +1

    I was in the Army when the first introduced these uniforms to us in Iraq. I hated every second wearing it. The Desert camo and M81 will always be my favorite

  • @Crazy5711
    @Crazy5711 Рік тому +90

    I was in the Marines Corps when MarPat (which we called Digi's as in Digital) was rolled out. I really liked them except for having to pay for 6 new sets of uniforms (3 in woodland and 3 in desert) and new boots. One interesting fact, the pattern has the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor logo embedded in it, making it exclusively for Marines (although certain Navy personnel attached to Marine units were also allowed to wear it).

    • @psychopompous3207
      @psychopompous3207 Рік тому +2

      Just say Corpsman.

    • @Crazy5711
      @Crazy5711 Рік тому +3

      @@psychopompous3207 It's not just the Corpsman.

    • @psychopompous3207
      @psychopompous3207 Рік тому

      @@Crazy5711 Oh yeah. EOD and NSW (SO's). Although I didn't see too many SO's attached to any Marine units.

    • @Crazy5711
      @Crazy5711 Рік тому +1

      @@psychopompous3207 The Chaplains too

    • @psychopompous3207
      @psychopompous3207 Рік тому +2

      @@Crazy5711 Ah! Damn it. Knew I was forgetting someone. How could I forget them? Do you Morons not have your own Chaplains?

  • @jeffreyyoung4104
    @jeffreyyoung4104 Рік тому +5

    I like the German Flecktarn camouflage.

  • @touger9759
    @touger9759 Рік тому +16

    Was deployed to Iraq in '08 and there was an army unit who did some work with our local I.P. If you happened to be on post when they were coming you could spot them a LONG ways off, blue grey bodies in an never ending expanse of desert tan.