Chris is the only channel that can ever make me laugh even after watching the same video multiple times and it's 3 am and I'm trying not to wake up my family laughing oops
yes I agree. I am not the person to ever watch any video or movie again, but Chris just has that comedy that makes me wanna watch his videos every day!
"39 month contract that gets you 5 minutes a month. You can cancel at any time just give us a ring as long as the moon is at its highest. You can call at any time between 6 am and 6:01 am and that's only on Christmas morning. So if you can give us a ring on any time do you want to cancel on 0800721.... So you can give a look at the contract and give that a quick sign there." Seems like a good deal
I work as an assistant director at a theatre and I have to deal with so many talentless actors who think way too much of themselves yet you have real talent!! I love your videos =)
God... man! You're a comic genius on so many levels. You're like a Jim Carrey 2.0 I love how absurd and weird your characters are. You're so talented man, you'll have as much success as you wanna have. Keep being awesome! xox
I do believe this is your best bad skit yet. And now I am no longer working on my english essay which is due in 16 hours. I was hoping you would help me procrastinate... :) Thank you!
I literally can't. I was laughing the whole way through, but when he said Gregory Peck my Dad actually kicked me out of the room it made me laugh so much :')
@crabstickz Well, that, or he would kill them. But, for example, it would take a while because he keeps missing or chopping awkward bits off (I'm thinking axes and shit though). It always seems to go down so well and easily in films...
The hands free part!! seriously made me snort laugh, it was disgusting. If you ever do one of these again, try the bad sandwich shop worker or ice cream man, food jokes are always fun. :)
Bad Serial Killer or Bad Magician would be good. Hope you win King of the Web- I have been voting everyday...and please remember that when deciding whether to do Crabstickz advent calendar this year...pleasepleasepleaseplease do itttt! I love it so much it makes me happy and I have...a very bad terminal illness. OK I don't but I'm sure it does cheer up people that do! x
Chris is the only channel that can ever make me laugh even after watching the same video multiple times and it's 3 am and I'm trying not to wake up my family laughing oops
Completely agree.
yes I agree. I am not the person to ever watch any video or movie again, but Chris just has that comedy that makes me wanna watch his videos every day!
+Rachel Lithium same
I really do forget they're both Chris
"39 month contract that gets you 5 minutes a month. You can cancel at any time just give us a ring as long as the moon is at its highest. You can call at any time between 6 am and 6:01 am and that's only on Christmas morning. So if you can give us a ring on any time do you want to cancel on 0800721.... So you can give a look at the contract and give that a quick sign there." Seems like a good deal
"Llamas!"
"Loud."
"LLAMAS!!"
"Laugh out-" "Loud" "LLAMAS" "LOUD
LLAMASSSSSS
I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN HE DROPPED THE PHONE OH MY GOD
I LOVE this character!
This really reminds me of a scene from the Office for some reason
Omg yeh !!!
I felt like the part with the whole Kermit impression was something Michael would do😂😂
It's 8am ( and no, I'm not somebody who gets up early and has a life, I just haven't slept yet) I'm TRYING TO MUFFLE MY LAUGHTER THIS IS HILARIOUS
2 seconds in an I'm already dying of laughter 😂
omg laughed so hard at this chris. youre so amazing!! XD
I work as an assistant director at a theatre and I have to deal with so many talentless actors who think way too much of themselves yet you have real talent!!
I love your videos =)
"Daniel" "Llamas"
just putting that out there.
YES
I will never stop loving this video.
Bad DMV agent? Chris is so funny and talented! Makes you forget it's all just one guy.
I cannot express how much this delighted me.
BAD THERAPIST!!!
LOVE THIS LOVE THIS LOVE THIS
bad teacher
Namesake yea!
i love 4:01-4:33. The way you say all the names is hilarious! I always think about that part in particular!
Bad Teacher!
Bad Pilot!
7 years later these videos still crack me up!
DAMN. I was going to quote the LLAMAS but someone has already got there before me.
This is my favorite 💗
Bad fire fighter and bad police officer!
This is so fun :) I love seeing all the ideas for the Bad videos!
You're amazing Crabstickz
Bad Drag Queen
This is the funniest thing ever!! The first video of yours I have seen, and I CANNOT wait to see more! You are a seriously funny guy, mate!!
Bad therapist!
God... man! You're a comic genius on so many levels. You're like a Jim Carrey 2.0
I love how absurd and weird your characters are. You're so talented man, you'll have as much success as you wanna have. Keep being awesome! xox
5 minutes a month omg
Bad tour guide or teacher. Please make another one of these, I've been waiting ages!
breaking the 4th wall!!! XD
He's such an amazing actor, I'm so amazed by Chris : O
Bad detective for the next bad occupation
He's so funny, like how does he not have more views?
damN DANIEL
+Bella Rose get out
I never get bored of watching Chris talk to Chris
Bad lawyer
Every single second of this video is comedy genius. ALL THE SECONDS!
bang on! bang tidy!
I had to watch this three times. Once to soak up the lolz, once to read the signs and once to ogle at your face.
Hellooo Chris
C: Ooo, fuck
I still love this SO much. Such good acting Chris :)
laugh out lamas xd
so glad you're back, and your hair too!!!!
WHY DOES HE REMIND ME OF MIKEY WAY???
He reminds me of Gerard way
Chris you are so good at your characters, sometimes I forget that they're both you.
he looks better with glasses:)
At first, I forgot you were playing both characters. THAT, sir, is true talent. You deserve an acting career. And a damn good one.
LLAMAS
"You can just call in anytime between 6AM and 6:01AM and that's only on Christmas mornings" - Chris is the king of youtube
You always make me laugh. I love how creatively funny your videos are.
I really, really, really, REALLY am in love with your hair.
even though it's just a sketch with himself, i still find it really sweet that he comes back when the salesman is sad
Luc Besson is a legend. He's my favourite film maker/writer. It's cool you mentioned him.
I do believe this is your best bad skit yet. And now I am no longer working on my english essay which is due in 16 hours. I was hoping you would help me procrastinate... :) Thank you!
Hope you're having a great day Chris!
I literally can't. I was laughing the whole way through, but when he said Gregory Peck my Dad actually kicked me out of the room it made me laugh so much :')
JESUSCHRIST! That alarm noise is off Spyro one! So much nostalgia.
@crabstickz Well, that, or he would kill them. But, for example, it would take a while because he keeps missing or chopping awkward bits off (I'm thinking axes and shit though). It always seems to go down so well and easily in films...
Must be about the fourth time I've watched this. Without a doubt my favourite youtuber :)
I love him so much
Wow, sometimes I forget that you are one person in these skits. Your acting is really impeccable!
So before his time!!
Chris! I'm so glad you have been making crabstickz2 videos again!! But can you do me a favor and bring back competition Mondays???
AMAZING. I AM AMAZED.
"open between 6:00am and 6:01am and thats only on Christmas mornings" AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
love this! also: as of 2016 the wachowski sisters now!
Gregory Peck's appearance on the muppets was particularly riveting. That song he did with them still makes me tear up.
That is some amazing acting
Yay, my favourite crabstickz character!
3:50 his head so close to the door just reminds me how tall he is. I still can’t reach the top of most doors that look like that with a ju p
"Well thats good cos Im always about town!" "are you?"......... Love the awkwardness of that, its brilliant.
Chris, I can see you with your own comedy sketch show one day. :)
"its daniel."
"well chris,"
[eyeroll]
thisis the funniest thing ive seen in a very long time HAHAH omg love this
God, I love crabstickz!!
This didn't turn up in my phone box Chris!!
You are AMAZING at acting. Seriously
Lol I love how you say "blackburry". Loved this video!!
You are getting better chriss
Daaaamn ive missed these
Best Beaker impression I've heard. Ever.
bad urologist :P
btw it was HILARIOUS as usual, i hope you know that you are amazing Chris ! :)
YAY! im glad these are back XD
I love your signs, Chris. "Walk Away with a Phone Today (Please Pay First)" "Eric's Son" "Sam's Son" "Nogiah" lol
The more I watch your videos, the more adorable you become! :)
I love this
Chris, this video made my day. Missed the "bad ____" videos! how about bad pyschiatrist?
Wonderful as always. You're so creative!
The hands free part!! seriously made me snort laugh, it was disgusting. If you ever do one of these again, try the bad sandwich shop worker or ice cream man, food jokes are always fun. :)
Bad PE teacher :P Btw, I really love your videos, you never disappoint ;)
The 'bad' occupation guy is my absolute favourite !! :)
Loved this!!!!!!!!! Do a telemarketer next! Or perhaps a door-to-door sales man. Or the host of a tv show lol!
"Laugh out--"
"I know."
"Llamas."
"Loud."
"LLAMAS!"
possibly the funniest line ever
wow this has got to be your funniest video yet! "as i say this phone is perfect for any man or *gestures at chris* woman about town" hahahah
you are AWESOME...!! and a great actor!!!:)
It was beaker, I remember from the muppets christmas carol
Bad Serial Killer or Bad Magician would be good. Hope you win King of the Web- I have been voting everyday...and please remember that when deciding whether to do Crabstickz advent calendar this year...pleasepleasepleaseplease do itttt! I love it so much it makes me happy and I have...a very bad terminal illness. OK I don't but I'm sure it does cheer up people that do! x