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  • @tanitafourie9990
    @tanitafourie9990 8 років тому +348

    "I'm actually having trouble breathing" "is it cause you're nervous?" "No it's cause I'm fat"

    • @kaireese2518
      @kaireese2518 8 років тому +7

      I read this comment just as he started saying that 😂

  • @darnitmillie
    @darnitmillie 9 років тому +592

    "Fat" - "Yeah"
    "Ugly" - "Yeah"
    "Talented" - "I'VE BEEN REDEEMED"
    honestly one of the funniest videos on UA-cam

  • @aangangel333j
    @aangangel333j 9 років тому +503

    oh my god. Won't you get into trouble for using copyrighted clips? Because I'm pretty sure that was the actual show.

  • @hannahliddell5753
    @hannahliddell5753 9 років тому +265

    Chris actually has quite a good singing voice I love it

    • @ScreechingOwlie
      @ScreechingOwlie 8 років тому +7

      Literally I was just thinking that

    • @jaemiing
      @jaemiing 7 років тому +1

      Hannah Liddell I know right

  • @thenoobksa123
    @thenoobksa123 9 років тому +406

    this is way too accurate

  • @emilystevens4925
    @emilystevens4925 4 роки тому +24

    I used to find this hilarious, 9 years later and I’m glad to know my humour hasn’t changed it’s still hilarious

    • @thewildcardASMR
      @thewildcardASMR 3 роки тому +1

      This man inspired me to start making UA-cam videos back in the day lol. These videos are what UA-cam was MADE FOR. So simple but entertaining & funny. 😄

  • @cleol-b463
    @cleol-b463 9 років тому +119

    This is pure comedic genius, almost cried from laughing so hard. (It's funny because it's true!)

  • @laurelb.9504
    @laurelb.9504 9 років тому +335

    Kind of off topic, but Chris is a good singer :D

  • @Litho434
    @Litho434 8 років тому +80

    I am blown away by how good he is at impressions

  • @rainbowcookiesss
    @rainbowcookiesss 9 років тому +289

    shit i felt so self conscious there at the beggining

  • @obtainthisyeast9835
    @obtainthisyeast9835 8 років тому +231

    Holy shit no one told me Chris could sing

    • @lilybee6552
      @lilybee6552 7 років тому +11

      HamilslutSince1755 yea. he rocks! he can do pretty much anything so....

  • @helehm
    @helehm 8 років тому +180

    im on a 3AM crabstickz binge

  • @aliceinanderland
    @aliceinanderland 9 років тому +224

    "You're a big girl, aren't you?"
    EXCUSE ME THAT'S SO OFFENS - tru

  • @franciscadri3090
    @franciscadri3090 7 років тому +9

    "A - Water
    B - ndnd
    C - gndng"
    WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH

  • @alexacaceres9496
    @alexacaceres9496 9 років тому +74

    This is like one of my favorite videos ever. I don't understand how it doesn't have like five million views or something. I love you Chris!

  • @zaffyduck3748
    @zaffyduck3748 9 років тому +51

    This is so accurate it hurts

  • @_ktie
    @_ktie 3 роки тому +13

    i always come back to watch this when i feel sad lol

  • @Jemmainadilemma
    @Jemmainadilemma 4 роки тому +3

    that old joke is something that has stuck with me since i first watched this video, like i genuinely think it’s one of the first jokes that i really appreciated on a deeper level. idk if that makes any sense at all but when i watched this as a 13 year old it stuck with me and it’s still one of my favourite jokes and i’d totally forgotten that this was the origin. literally this is one of the best videos ever i can’t deal with the amount of clever jokes masked by stupidity

  • @kristinablabla2186
    @kristinablabla2186 10 років тому +18

    He's so spot on. Talent shows are exactly like that

  • @nataliegarcia7338
    @nataliegarcia7338 8 років тому +61

    This is accurate. TOO accurate.

  • @clamk8192
    @clamk8192 8 років тому +6

    Still my favourite video 5 years on, laugh out loud every time I watch it. Never change Chris 😂❤️

  • @RenegadeNightmare
    @RenegadeNightmare 8 років тому +47

    I'm fat, and the way Chris says that I'm a "Big Girl" isn't actually offensive. In fact, it sounded kinda nice

  • @ewknees
    @ewknees 10 років тому +33

    Perfect representation of the show. Thank you X'D

  • @elisesperringart
    @elisesperringart 9 років тому +49

    Where is the lie. I honestly want to use this for my satire assignment for school

  • @dannijackson2510
    @dannijackson2510 10 років тому +27

    couldn't get any more accurate tbh

  • @jessicaenglish8709
    @jessicaenglish8709 10 років тому +30

    That is basically how Britain's Got Talent goes!

  • @aurorapallotta9709
    @aurorapallotta9709 10 років тому +36

    "no it's 'cause I'm fat" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @lorenzamarzolla
    @lorenzamarzolla 8 років тому +17

    it's scary how accurate this is

  • @duncancross10
    @duncancross10 10 років тому +33

    Fat
    Ye
    Ugly
    Ye
    Talented
    Ie been redeemed
    😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂

  • @LivingWeirdCameron
    @LivingWeirdCameron 10 років тому +42

    Take this sketch to the stage of bgt.

  • @noezac
    @noezac 8 років тому +7

    This is still one of my favourite videos.

  • @ambalionluva12
    @ambalionluva12 11 років тому +14

    He looks really good in a suit ;) well done Chris!

  • @toxicteacosplay8636
    @toxicteacosplay8636 8 років тому +19

    coME BACK TO UA-cam CHRIS I LOVE YOU

  • @iandonnachie2521
    @iandonnachie2521 6 років тому +11

    After 7 years, this still describes all of the “Got Talent” shows 😂

  • @nataliewhittaker2363
    @nataliewhittaker2363 9 років тому +7

    I laughed so hard at "why's this sock wet" I woke up my family 😂

  • @forgetmenot277
    @forgetmenot277 9 років тому +29

    great to see that talent shows are the same everywhere xD

    • @anna4939
      @anna4939 9 років тому +1

      ikr this is just like dsds or das supertalent :D

    • @forgetmenot277
      @forgetmenot277 9 років тому

      +MarysLife yup xD

  • @abbeyclarke4329
    @abbeyclarke4329 6 років тому +4

    He is so funny and honestly I need his humour now

  • @cinnsta
    @cinnsta 6 років тому +2

    after all these years, chris still has the funniest videos on this website

  • @McTrollPower
    @McTrollPower 10 років тому +19

    That moment when two contestants in a row are called Peter.

  • @mollycrombie8778
    @mollycrombie8778 9 років тому +7

    I had to pause for a moment because this made me laugh so much wow

  • @durdozlucy1229
    @durdozlucy1229 9 років тому +10

    Hahah!! That opening!! 😂😂 can't stop laughing x

  • @pollsimmonds1685
    @pollsimmonds1685 8 років тому +4

    I'm led on my bed and started eating starburst when you said oh you're fit 😂

  • @theniamhjames
    @theniamhjames 9 років тому +5

    still my favorite video on youtube

  • @ireallyneedtosneezebutican3199
    @ireallyneedtosneezebutican3199 9 років тому +15

    THIS IS SO ACCURATE

    • @amelieparker676
      @amelieparker676 8 років тому +2

      +i really need to sneeze but i cant OMG HI I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE AND I AGREE

  • @brittanymorin121
    @brittanymorin121 9 років тому +3

    This will never stop being funny

  • @hannah-mn9eg
    @hannah-mn9eg 8 років тому +4

    You're actually incredibly good at singing.
    And I never compliment anyone so you really are good at singing XD

  • @gurudream
    @gurudream 8 років тому +36

    Goddamn you're so fucking funny.

  • @AndArrington
    @AndArrington 8 років тому +1

    This is one of my favourite videos ever

  • @terrywannaberry6857
    @terrywannaberry6857 9 років тому +3

    This is so perfect

  • @createnewaccount
    @createnewaccount 13 років тому +1

    the wrestling the queen mum bit gets me every time.
    I was listening to this in the college library today and I was dying. :')

  • @neonpeeps
    @neonpeeps 11 років тому +13

    I hope Chris makes a video of him just singing

  • @emilyt2853
    @emilyt2853 5 років тому +1

    Anyone else being recommended retro chris videos and absolutely loving it? 🙌🙌🙌

  • @smilysun37
    @smilysun37 9 років тому +30

    OH MAH GAWD ITS SO TRUEEE😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MissLolita7777
    @MissLolita7777 12 років тому +1

    Chris can actually sing really well, he's so awesome :)

  • @BloodBat3041
    @BloodBat3041 10 років тому +39

    It's funny cause he's old! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

  • @jasminhudson1266
    @jasminhudson1266 10 років тому +2

    "Thaaat aaa..." "Why's this sock wet?" I died

  • @Anna-qy7lu
    @Anna-qy7lu 9 років тому +3

    That is amazingly accurate

  • @Maddie-uv6rz
    @Maddie-uv6rz 8 років тому

    The accuracy is too real I love Chris more than anything

  • @MAMAjAMAj8
    @MAMAjAMAj8 9 років тому +9

    Notice that the first guy's name is Peter and the second guy's name is "Peter Also".

  • @definatalieee
    @definatalieee 9 років тому +10

    i just realised that they are both called peter

  • @pigwarts
    @pigwarts 10 років тому +6

    Wow my dad is literally obsessed with the Evil Dead Series.

  • @DarkingGirl
    @DarkingGirl 13 років тому

    Every time I watch one of these, I think 'how can he beat that?'
    And then you do this. I bow down before your almighty comedic presence.

  • @JoieMarieCrucena
    @JoieMarieCrucena 8 років тому +22

    you're a big girl aren't you?
    how dare you Chris, I love you.

  • @ThaNorwegianGirl
    @ThaNorwegianGirl 13 років тому

    this took me about half an hour to watch, but it was so worth it! You're a really good actor!

  • @camilleorwin186
    @camilleorwin186 9 років тому +102

    who's watching this in 2016?

    • @wanderingmonkvinyl
      @wanderingmonkvinyl 9 років тому

      me

    • @sarahdaly10
      @sarahdaly10 9 років тому

      for a moment i was like ...its 2015

    • @abbsterjonesy
      @abbsterjonesy 9 років тому +1

      Me! I s2g I laugh so hard every time I watch this!!!

    • @camilleorwin186
      @camilleorwin186 9 років тому +1

      Abbie Jones I've watched this at least 10 times and the same parts crack me up

    • @user-ck2cw7ug5c
      @user-ck2cw7ug5c 7 років тому +2

      Camille Orwin 2017

  • @Hannah-xi3fv
    @Hannah-xi3fv 7 років тому +1

    honestly still the best content on youtube

  • @hi-vj9dy
    @hi-vj9dy 8 років тому +14

    I'VE BEEN REDEEMED

  • @KimberlyVera
    @KimberlyVera 9 років тому +2

    This was hilarious!! Just want to say I love you!!!!

  • @heathersanderson8813
    @heathersanderson8813 8 років тому +10

    Will Chris ever do a cover

  • @Asinktet
    @Asinktet 13 років тому

    @richx90 The melody is from "Con te partirò" (With you I will leave), widely known in the version sang by the Italian tenor Andrea Bocelli. But the lyrics Fat Peter is singing are just random, "vorrei volare" (I want to fly/ I would like to fly).

  • @emmatation9940
    @emmatation9940 8 років тому +9

    Dude, you can sing :o

  • @lex3200
    @lex3200 7 років тому +1

    i love these videos ahh I miss u chris

  • @aneshahamood993
    @aneshahamood993 9 років тому +12

    I'M ANTOINE DECHE!

  • @izski
    @izski 10 років тому

    I just love this so much

  • @elainewhelan1959
    @elainewhelan1959 9 років тому +5

    AHHH I GOT AN ADVERT FOR OSCARS HOTEL!!!

  • @jamesonscreen
    @jamesonscreen 12 років тому

    This sketch, in keeping with the rest of Chris's work, is bloody brilliant.
    Couldn't stop laughing at the competition bit.

  • @BloodBat3041
    @BloodBat3041 10 років тому +20

    I say it's definatley C or B

  • @seagloss
    @seagloss 10 років тому +1

    This is so accurate that it hurts. Amazing job!

  • @TedandSpam
    @TedandSpam 10 років тому +7

    "no, it's cause I'm fat." .

  • @mirroredhour
    @mirroredhour 10 років тому

    Hilarious video! This is so spot-on. You're amazing, Chris!

  • @livisaweirdo
    @livisaweirdo 11 років тому +9

    Help I can't stop laughing

  • @Edcyclopedia
    @Edcyclopedia 13 років тому

    That look at the beginning *melts*
    Great episode :D

  • @IRISistibleMakeup
    @IRISistibleMakeup 8 років тому +2

    I can't!!! The sarcasm! Hahahahahahahah

  • @trashpenguin07
    @trashpenguin07 6 років тому +1

    We love it and you and stuff

  • @lillynicks1483
    @lillynicks1483 8 років тому +7

    the sock.. i died

  • @TheCutejellybean
    @TheCutejellybean 8 років тому +2

    Always go back to this skit lmao

  • @wesley5409
    @wesley5409 8 років тому +3

    When he told me to stand up I stood up.

  • @sidb5406
    @sidb5406 12 років тому

    i just love dis one..

  • @MusicLegend99
    @MusicLegend99 9 років тому +4

    pause at 3:09

  • @meg7028
    @meg7028 6 років тому +1

    You'll always be one of my favorite UA-camrs :)

  • @eringovier4661
    @eringovier4661 11 років тому +7

    This is just so accurate xD

  • @franiannotta
    @franiannotta 6 років тому

    1:59. THE OLD MAN KILLED ME 😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @philippacoshall429
    @philippacoshall429 11 років тому +13

    You captured just how shit Britain's got talent is. AMAZING!!

  • @Finonahead
    @Finonahead 12 років тому +1

    You're so funny :) Thank you I was having a crap day until now :)

  • @harrywilliamson11
    @harrywilliamson11 5 років тому +8

    Its funny cause he’s old, like I’m never going to be old

  • @carmomartinspt
    @carmomartinspt 13 років тому

    I don't live in England and I don't know Britain's got talent that well but one thing that I'm sure is that you made it much better than it is. Well done! :D I loved the surprised lady face. EPIC!

  • @PNKYY90
    @PNKYY90 9 років тому +6

    couldn't see your belly cos you were say at your desk lol lol

  • @AlfieAlpaca
    @AlfieAlpaca 6 років тому +2

    Crabstickz, you are not a waste of time!! ❤️

  • @Napolean287
    @Napolean287 9 років тому +3

    Probably a legit episode.

  • @ilusionperez3759
    @ilusionperez3759 8 років тому +2

    I fucking died when he was trying to do the spoon of sugar song and he said the sock was wet 😂😂😂😂😂😂