OMG JACK YOU ACTUALLY- OMG YAASSSSSSSSSS and jack if you see this thank you for making me happy when I’m literally crying for 2 reasons 1: you have done that thingy idk what that’s called 2: my hamster just died. ;-; it may not sound like it but I’m really sad
when he pulled the alpine wrapper, that was the most relatable thing about secondary school. probably not even his. it was probably put in there by one of his mates
Jack: I was generally awkward and unsure in school. Teacher: Occasionally becomes silly and these instances are becoming more frequent. Aka, Jack started to come out of his shell that year and the teacher didn’t like it bc he wasn’t a “good student” anymore. (Can you tell that I didn’t like elementary school)
Is year 9 like the equivalent of 9th grade in America or is it just like the 9th year of school. In America, it goes Preschool (which can be optional, but most kids go to it), Kindergarten, then grades 1-12. Don't know how they do it England, so if someone doesn't mind to explain a little about the education system in England, I would appreciate it. I'm just kind of curious
Jack wearing his blazer when he was actually in year 11, vs wearing it now is visual representation of how year 11s used to look and how they look now.
I know right? A lot of my friends (not gonna lie I kinda feel the same way though) are terrified because we need to know everything for our SATS by May ;-;
Smol Jack: making the best peice of writing in primary school, and being the best at English. Me: taking an English assessment and sitting their for 30mins trying to figure out what the question “what 4 things describe the hounds appearance”. I’m in set 1...
2:34 I have the same type of thing but for baseball. It has a dude swinging a bat but the same block of ceramic or something and probably the same gold text plate. (Just to be clear it’s not the same trophy I got or anything I got mine a year ago after our baseball year was finished)
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SURE JACK
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holA
"Mad drama between me and malcolm."
Wait we need to hear this
That's a whole vid in itself
Mallerz they call him
Unbot ?
they call him mad man mallerz
spill the tea
I never thought looking back on someone’s school history would be the most entertaining video I have watched in a month 😂
Same
Iubkf
Truu!! (Same)) 😂
JackSucksAtVlogs xd make this and vote this up so jack can see this
True😂
“WHO DREW A WILLY IN MY PLANNER?!”- Jack 2019
"HANDS UP"
LOL
He probably did
OMG JACK YOU ACTUALLY- OMG YAASSSSSSSSSS and jack if you see this thank you for making me happy when I’m literally crying for 2 reasons
1: you have done that thingy idk what that’s called
2: my hamster just died. ;-; it may not sound like it but I’m really sad
8===D
“When my spirit hadn’t been broken by the school system.” Yep
mine has always been broken...
@@BTheEPIC boo hoo
.
jack: it all went wrong in 2006
me: was born in 2006
same lmao
HAHAHAHAHA
me too!
Same
harry aaaa sane
Why does Jack genuinely still look like a school kid 😂
He still fits in his stuff lmaooo
Because he's wearing his school outfit :)
John Holywell the overuse of exclamation marks is scary
he really does o-O
He is also 22 so ummm how that suit fit him
jack seems like the type of school kid that goes around meowing at people
wait people DONT do that?
If this doesnt get a heart im gonna be very confused lmao
@@zamgion All of us do that, OP is just the one who's different
Zamgion I do that, I didn’t realise others did that too ngl. I just wish I was a cat.
@@canarycatchup catgirl wannabes rise up
Petition for Jack to reunite with his friends and host a Temple run competition. Like to sign!
*signs*
No
I would like this... but it’s on 199 likes
Let’s do it!
Get noob
His uniform looks like it’s from discount Hogwarts where instead of magic he learned how to be awkward
So most British school uniforms?
Yeahg thata alot of uniforms in co. Durham
That's how we dress at my school
my uniform is basically that with a different logo and ties
Everybody has the same uniform in the UK basically, just different colours 🤷🏻♀️
no one:
literally no one:
Jack: SHuT uP AnD lEaRn hOw TO TaKe A JOkE
Lily Laufeyson Loves Loki, FOB, GD and David Bowie I subbed can u subscribe back plz thx
IINinjaII 😂 same, too many people who can’t take a joke nowadays lol
Crokyplayz 4 no シ
I'm British so hearing someone talk about British schools is actually something I understand
Me, an American: throughly confued when Jack is talking about british schools
same
I had like 6 years of school in England so I can relate to lol
Ikr finally a youtuber who wasnt split into 'grades' for school classes
same
jack: spells hieroglyphics perfectly
also jack: misspells ostrich
LOL 🤣
It was the teachers probably typing what he said
That’s what happened in my primaty
LOL LOL
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Nobody:
An old schoolbook jack has: whats the point if we are all gonna die someday
well, it's true
when he pulled the alpine wrapper, that was the most relatable thing about secondary school. probably not even his. it was probably put in there by one of his mates
Alpen *
Anyone else want a deep dive on that Doctor Who collection?
what are the congratulations balloons for ol jackipoo?
1 mill subs of course dearest wilby x
Let me be a part of this comment section thanks
@@JackSucksAtLife hi
Did anyone notice jack said ‘I’ll save this for people who want a part OnE’
When?
@@AverateFN 12:21
@@AverateFN yes me too
13:45, I love how Jack has the "Top Marks In English" award but said, "if you're enjoyed this."
@@RadioRodentwhy must you ruin it for me...
Actually you're both off. He said "if yur enjoyed this."
Yur = you in certain regions of England (including mine).
The rest of the class: makes myth about spooky monsters
Jack: OSTRICH
@@windows_sky which one? The most recent?
Yeah, i found it, thank you! I didnt notice the first time through. xD
congrats on getting on the award
You are assuming that. What if the others made myths about animals aswell
@chandanjha2705 bro this was 3 years ago 😭
“Everything is just doctor who related”
Welcome to my life and everything I ever talk about😂😂
i hope i see "jack has a brilliant career in the school choir as a kazoo kid" atleast once
Staindrop sounds like a mint name.
*in that narrator voice everyone uses* “staindrop County Durham”
Voodoo _Kenzie it’s mint I live there
dsquared can tell if your serious or not.
Voodoo _Kenzie why would I joke about my town lmao
dsquared no clue tbh
dsquared I think I might know someone from there his names Joe do you know him?
Petition for Jack to go through his Doctor Who stuff
"Gustard takes to much space"
-JackMasseyWelsh 2019
Jack: In Year 4, I was probably 10 years old here
Also Jack: In year 6 probably 10 years old
Bloody el mate how long do you stay 10 years old for
Ajツ 10 years for 10 years
Like Ash Ketchum who stayed 10 for like 20 somethibg years lol
Year 4 he should be the average which is around 8-9
In Year 6 he should be the average which is around 11-12
I'm in year 5
Pip - MC Year six is 10-11
Jack: I was generally awkward and unsure in school.
Teacher: Occasionally becomes silly and these instances are becoming more frequent.
Aka, Jack started to come out of his shell that year and the teacher didn’t like it bc he wasn’t a “good student” anymore. (Can you tell that I didn’t like elementary school)
Jack: "I dont want to show what school I went to"
Also Jack: *Wears Blazer with school logo on*
TheGamingRedPanda • he said he didn’t want to leak his primary school not secondary school
@Ethan_ Rowsøn it isnt lol
@Ethan_ Rowsøn Yeah it's his secondary uniform
Ethan_ Rowsøn that’s his secondary school uniform lol
Oof well my blazer literally just has some random Latin writing soo
This was so interesting to watch from a 2019 year 9 lad. So little has changed it seems lol
Lmao year 9 too
I can defo stand by this (Year 9 too btw)
Lol same year 9 too
n5vBill I’m year 8 do you accept me
Is year 9 like the equivalent of 9th grade in America or is it just like the 9th year of school. In America, it goes Preschool (which can be optional, but most kids go to it), Kindergarten, then grades 1-12. Don't know how they do it England, so if someone doesn't mind to explain a little about the education system in England, I would appreciate it. I'm just kind of curious
Jack wearing his blazer when he was actually in year 11, vs wearing it now is visual representation of how year 11s used to look and how they look now.
It’s official planner design hasn’t changed in the past 10 years
I’m in the U.S. and it looks the same.
Agreed. Tho ours have one colour instead of multicolours and I'm kinda jealous
Harlow Plummer so do I, they look the exact same
Harlow Plummer yea, for some reason his and the ones on the U.S. look the same.
No one:
Not even a soul:
Me: *looking in the comments if i can find Jacks friends but notices they probably dont even remember him*
Yeah same
Who’s Jack?
I remember on my school shirt people were arguing about Pokemon. Unlike most schools, it was a crime not to be an anime fan back there.
"If you go to staindrop.. uhhh.... That's cool"
-Jack, 2019
I don’t know why but I felt awkward when it said “jack welsh”
same! he's just the kinda guy that needs his full name recited if you're going to mention him. say his entire name or don't say it at all 😤
Say Jack or you say Jack Massey Welsh
Yeah
We say either Jack or Jack Massey Welsh
10:15 wait a minute I'm egyptian and I don't know any crap about the hieroglyphic alphabet 🤣🤣
Why does jack at 10:03 look a mugshot picture after he stole a candy bar
10 Years After: I found My Old UA-cam Stuff from 10 Years Ago
🤔
The bath water.......
i've found you in the comments dull
@@sappyfx XD
Lol I would be surprised UA-cam survived for 3 more months
I have also improved my spelling but I still need to practise.
PRACTISE
HE SPELT PRACTICE WRONG
I think they might spell it that way in the UK.
KirbyMaster I am also from the uk have I been spelling it wrong this whole time
Fifi Yeet idk im not from the uk
@@fifiyeet4882 practise is the verb, practice is the noun
a l m cheers jiff
When you realize that *he’s wearing a christmas sweater*
UNACCEPTABLE
Christmas *JUMPER*
I was wearing mine in october
*ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU INTENSIFIES*
Your profile pic is my expression
Nine year old Jack literally spelt practice wrong when saying he needs to practice his spelling.
I was gonna comment that too
british v american spelling
Smart comedy
Ellie Fia ? thats not how that works. practise is the verb, practice is the noun.
@@superfreakygirl Other way round
2:37 Yes, we still do them.
The guy with the long hair looks like the quiet kid of jack's school.
The emo quiet kid
**reaches into duffle bag**
The kid that plays pumped-up kicks and reaches into his bag
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Young Jack: I also think I have improved on my spelling but I still need to PrAcTiSe
Pracctize*
I'm pretty sure that's how they spell it in the UK and some other places besides the US.
I made a joke about bad spelling
Practice is a noun and practise is a verb
Awesome L no, I’m in the UK it’s practice over here
Getting your shirt signed on the last day of school is a tradition in Ireland too!
Report: Papyrus
Jack: Look at that comic sans font
Another cheeky thing that its sans and papyrus if you know whats undertale
Edwinlazer yesssss finally someone noticed that
0:25 kid to the right of jack kinda looks like him ngl 👀
Back when Jack wasn't JackCollectsPlayButtons
Glad to see the school system hasn’t changed in the 7 years since jack graduated
3:35 rare footage of Jack's desk.
Jack: There’s a stain on me blazer
Jacks shirt: pathetic
scarlettorc nu uh thats what happens when you are on your last day of school. So shut up if you don’t know
I lost it at, "Alight hands up who put a willie in me names and addresses?"
“When my spirit wasn’t yet broken by the education system”
-Jack
The amount of swasticas I had on my levers shirt was unreal
This brought back memories of primary school, sAtS dEtErMiNe your LiFe
In the U.S. it’s a tradition to sign year books not uniforms.
Yeah that’s because US Public schools don’t have uniforms
I do yearbooks/ sheets of paper and shirt signing at band camp
'I actually feel quite overdressed' EXACTLY MY GUY
As Wade says in GTA 5, "WOOOOOO!!!! AGAIN, AGAIN!"
“Now that I have my own house” -jacksucksatlife 2019
That doctor who stuff is literally amazing.
glad im not the only one who went through a "if its not doctor who i dont care" phase
ur landlord when it's the end of a month 7:35
Nobody:
Jack: hylogryphics
I’m intelligent because Jack has a stain on his blazer.
Ok
Ok
Ok
I ruined the chain
Ok
Jack tells us he’s school
2 minutes later he tells us that he doesn’t want to tell us we’re he went to school 🏫
Crazy Gamers nu uh they are different secondary school and primary nu uh
07:00 lol i remember VCOP, vocabulary, connectives, openers and punctuation XD i hated that, and the "success criteria" which no one ever followed
3:08 “I also enjoyed D.T”
Wait, so Jack liked detentions..?
No design and technology
The_Dirtbike_Lover 1 is it not the other way around..? Where I go it’s T.D but ok
D T
Is lessons with computers not detention...
Donno what it stands for tho...
graphics wood tech textiles food tech
Elliot Robot wasn’t ict witch computers tho
Ngl, staindrop is a sick name, my secondary school was just named after the park it’s next to
My school was named after the church it's next to
my school literally isn’t named after anything it’s dumb af
Exot1c1 halloween lmao
My old school was named after the town lol
I had flashbacks when Jack said "Still do need to practice spelling" im talking about Kyrgyzstan
Standards have really raised in primary schools now.
despite the fact that SATS dont matter everyone gets so streesed
Everyone should do deliberately badly in stats, then you get it easy in year 7
With my school sats literally affected nothing and my wrist was broken when we did it so I had to have a scribe and I was stressed as
I know right? A lot of my friends (not gonna lie I kinda feel the same way though) are terrified because we need to know everything for our SATS by May ;-;
OhDeer_Gacha we are the same age lol
Oofy same my teacher says that we take our end of year test in year 6 much sooner then the rest of the school
jack: talking about SATs and signing shirts (which both happen at my school)
covid: nope, nope, and nope, not having it.
Smol Jack: making the best peice of writing in primary school, and being the best at English.
Me: taking an English assessment and sitting their for 30mins trying to figure out what the question “what 4 things describe the hounds appearance”. I’m in set 1...
all of these british school things. they hit me hard with nostalgia of my leavers stuff
1:00 yes we do have that tradition of signing shirts ( at least for me)
3:14
kyrgysztan be like: YES
Lol 😂
I love Jack getting mad at that teacher calling him silly in his school report 14 years later
haha yhyh
Jack
An iconic Jack Massey Welch moment
haha you should consider being a comedian!
Jack
Thanks! Are you a fan of jack?
yes. are you?
I used to just fake my parents signature every Monday morning in the planner when the form tutor would check it. Left school nearly 4 years ago now 😂
this is the earliest I have been to a Jack video
Same
Same
Same
“Previous to that we just had Jumpers”
Me: ... oh 😯.. so Umm school is actually prison confirmed :)
GaminSlime How is a jumper related to prison???
Adeleine Hvarregaard in America we call those prison uniforms jumpers
10:16 papyrus in comic sans um how did jack know that undertale was gonna be created XD
wow
9:04
I was 3 months old at this time XD
Relatable
Omg I have a t-shirt with everyone’s signed names 😂 I got so annoyed that one girl I didn’t even know wrote her name 7 times 😭
You might've just missed a MASSIVE hint...
All my school stuff from the 80’s and 90’s are lost in a green binder down in the storage room.
3:15 he spelt practice wrong
I was literally just thinking that 😂
That’s how you spell practise in British English
@@neuzieno it’s not?
@@ryan_0238 It is. Look it up
@@neuzie I’m british and i spell it practice
9:10 DEMONITIZED
-By UA-cam.
"Ostrich ran at the speed of light, but monkey being money.."
- Jack Massey Welsh, writing prodigy.
I’m waiting for someone to use “I bum sheep” out of context and start Shane Dawson 2.0
except shane dawson actually is a perv and jack's just a sheep shagger
11:23 My favourite Jack quote
8:29 I was confusion cause I read “I really like a dog”
You say "10 years" one of those god damn ones where 19 years a ago
11:55 we still have those today
"I look older there than I look now" - Jack
LMAO 10:26
0:57 for some reason I thought it said ‘WillNe’ on there, idk, ok?
1:22 “jack tuck your shirt in!” A teacher would say
11:23 i did it. it was me.
Whats the point were all gonna die one day
-jacksucksatlife 2019
2:34 I have the same type of thing but for baseball. It has a dude swinging a bat but the same block of ceramic or something and probably the same gold text plate. (Just to be clear it’s not the same trophy I got or anything I got mine a year ago after our baseball year was finished)
I go to a school that doesn’t need uniforms beside for gym and seeing him wear a uniform hurts me
I don’t know why
Lucky
I was supposed to do Sats this year but they were cancelled because of covid-19. Although in our practice ones I got the top score
Yeah same!