Whiterun Guard Cool. The only reason I had ever heard of them is a because a woman got out of the car to bitch at her husband and got carried off by a tiger.
"Do you not see the identical problems with all of those?" "The probable death, yeah." To be fair, a dolphin can also really fuck you up if you piss it off. It's less likely to happen, but still.
I WANT TO GET GOT MR.BONES WILD SAFARI1 *ROARS* I WANT TO GET GOT MR.BONES WILD SAFARI1 *ROARS* I WANT TO GET GOT MR.BONES WILD SAFARI1 *ROARS* I WANT TO GET GOT MR.BONES WILD SAFARI1 *ROARS*
There was a short story about a reverse zoo that I read in middle school. Blew my mind. The guy brought his spaceship to earth and let people see his diverse array of animals then let one lucky family pay a crapton to stay on the ship as a 'guest' and see all the aliens on their worlds from within safe enclosure. You see where this is going. He'd then offer one of their families the same deal and so on. Basically making money on observation at both ends. It was brilliant.
Shark Tank with an actual Shark Tank - contestants whose ideas weren't able to secure an investment will end up falling in a pit filled with sharks 😂😂😂 hilarious
The reverse zoo idea is already a thing. Basically it's a drive through zoo where you follow a very specific path with your car and there's animals everyone that will come up to the car and stuff. I don't know the inner working like "how do they keep the carnivores from eating the other animals", or "how do they keep animals from getting run over". I just know that it exists.
JP is SO good at looking corporate as fuck. It's actually pretty smooth. He's as good at it as Ethan is at confident fast-talk. I'll bet Ethan plays rogues or bards in D&D.
@The Solmanian They exist in some fashion, animals are kept in a large nature reserve and cars drive through containing visitors to the reserve, for safety the visitors are in a cage on the back of the vehicle. @Dyllon Slaboda With animals allowed to roam their natural environment there is no need to build cages and/or enclosures to confine the animals, this frees up the space a Zoo would be built on for over projects, i.e. Housing or Industry. Also, no one has to pay for any upkeep of the Zoo.
Kinda reminds me of one way to play Jurassic Park Operation Genisis: Fence off your visitor centre and then create a massive safari on the rest of the island.
I've tried that a few times in the first zoo tycoon. Never really worked out the way I wanted it to. Everyone dropping trash everywhere, sometimes people would just disappear... etc.
When I was a kid I actually got a chance to walk a tiger cub on a leash in real life and I'll be honest here, it is the best memory I have. The cub was about ten times stronger than 8 year old me so I decided to take me for a walk rather than letting me walk it. Next thing you know I'm on the ground with it pawing my face with several Thai monks standing around laughing and my mum recovering from losing her shit for about half a second. It was great but I doubt I'll get the chance again.
I usually watch UA-cam without ever logging in, watched your vids for quite some time. Logged in just to sub to let you guys know that I love your stuff and BAM, new video. :) Keep it up, youre doing great stuff.
I miss this game, my disc stopped working years ago... I did build something similar to the reverse zoo. I had one guest area at the main gate with all the amenities and then in order to actually see the animals, you went on the tram/jeep tours added in the Endangered animals expansion. It was pretty nice, too bad the AI couldn't figure it out.
If you ever wanted to get back into the game all hope is not lost, a digital version of ZT2 went on sale on Amazon a few months back and the fandom, while no longer in its heyday, is still alive and kicking
I don't remember much of the first game,but I remember in the second game the ai couldn't figure out how to do anything. even if something was right in front of them,on completely flat ground,they'd complain they couldn't reach it.
Good video. I say good because I laughed only 5 times, but normally I laugh 8. Just messing, great timing, editing, and I love how you guys do your characters. Enjoy the heck out of it.
I could see the reverse zoo being a hit with tweaks- the idea is to surround the people with animals but still keep them safe, so, build tunnels and observation areas and build huge animal areas around them, each observation area would pop up ina place to give a good view, but the animal areas could be build huge like actual jungles or plains or etc. the goal would be to make the zoo patron feel surrounded with nature while maximizing the space for the animals
Make a great zoo, a beautiful zoo, lions, T-rexs, another lion and maybe a penguin. Put a fence around the entrance, so people get closer to the animals.... and ... build ... a ... a .... A.... wall, dammit, just one in the very entrance of the entrance and free the circus. Run my creatures, run make me proud, yesss.
...apart from the animals wearing pants, isn't Reverse Zoos just...nature? Animals on the outside, humans on the inside of our buildings, complete with vending machines?
"Orca #206 is unhappy."
Thank you for your contributions to humanity😀
lot of orcas
"Well life just isn't fair, is it orca #206"
"Technically legal, technically a fence, way less expensive"
"Way less secure..."
"Way more fun."
I love door monster.
"I used to work for Sea World, but now I'm more freelance..." Lost it there
It burned down.
"They died in a fire... at Sea Parks"
"Just build a whale tank, standard size and cram a bunch of orcas in there."
They all die in like one day so it's okay
This is how you know there a villain
I think we can fit a few dozen more in there
So seaworld
Missed the second line
"Used to work for Seaworld"
Love sketches like these.
JP is a pro actor, he legit seems like he has been working a 12 hour day and a random just appears out of no where.
I do recall that, in the first Zoo Tycoon game, there was a map that really did let you build your zoo on the Moon. Good times.
The first wildlifepark had a moon and a mars map :D
Nic Quattromani wait really? I don’t remember that! Although you can do it in Planet Zoo
@@SilkfireStudios There's a mars map too
And we let this man run a CITY!
Yay! Actually a reference I get. :D
Nice!
Don't...
With zoo on the moon and on Mars is he predicting planet zoo
@@jimskywaker4345 not predicting anything, there were zoo games doing it years before.
That reverse zoo idea is pretty cool actually. I did that a bunch of times and it worked.
SuperCsubi - A Dühöngő Űrmedve I've done the same but in jpog.
Safari parks are not just in China, I'm English and i live near a Safari park.
Whiterun Guard
Cool. The only reason I had ever heard of them is a because a woman got out of the car to bitch at her husband and got carried off by a tiger.
Gihren Zabi she deserved it
what
"Do you not see the identical problems with all of those?"
"The probable death, yeah."
To be fair, a dolphin can also really fuck you up if you piss it off. It's less likely to happen, but still.
Quality comedy writing on this channel, love it
Thank you!
There should be a sketch where an organization wants to hire him cuss he's so good at getting places he doesn’t belong.
Nocturne Night those kgb guys might have an opening.
Him and the hobo.
“Caring too much, and severe ADHD” yes. Me too bud.
None of this made sense until 200 whales. I'm familiar with that.
The moon and Mars things are references to the first game XD
"I worked for SeaWorld"
Explains a bit too much...
Hey I remember you! You explain shit!
You know what this zoo can use?
Feed the Utahraptors.
I didn't know you watched these videos.
The safari never ends
I WANT TO GET GOT MR.BONES WILD SAFARI1 *ROARS*
I WANT TO GET GOT MR.BONES WILD SAFARI1 *ROARS*
I WANT TO GET GOT MR.BONES WILD SAFARI1 *ROARS*
I WANT TO GET GOT MR.BONES WILD SAFARI1 *ROARS*
You can't
GamesFrontline I
Oh, for some people it ends real quick...
There was a short story about a reverse zoo that I read in middle school. Blew my mind. The guy brought his spaceship to earth and let people see his diverse array of animals then let one lucky family pay a crapton to stay on the ship as a 'guest' and see all the aliens on their worlds from within safe enclosure. You see where this is going. He'd then offer one of their families the same deal and so on. Basically making money on observation at both ends. It was brilliant.
Love this. I remember having my zoo be one huge wild dog exhibit and then when there was overcrowding I would just RELEASE THE HOUNDS
Yes He's Back! I can't be the only one who wants to see mr . Bones Wild safari.
Personally, I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Safari.
I love how this is all actually stuff you can do in Zoo Tycoon (except the custom-made pants things)
I still keep up with the fandom and I know of at least two nods that involve animals wearing pants...
But you can make custom pants if you wanted to 😉
I'd hire this guy in an instant, holy crap the ideas!
This park would also get closed
nothing he said was illegal
@@yognut72 umm killing your tourists isn't illegal?
@@isaiahf-d846 Of course it isn't illegal!
@@MayPastel yay now I can build my park in real life
It's like I should have known this channel years ago. It's perfectly fitting my humor thanks guys
Happy to have you :)
Hilarious, as always. Especially liked the Mr. Bones Reference.
The ride never ends.
I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Safari
African Lion Safari in Canada is one of the various safari parks around the world, where you drive through assorted animal enclosures.
In Canada? On the 12 days the Lions wouldn't freeze to death?
"used to work for seaworld"
missed that the fist couple watches. Nice one.
"I got it! You ready? You're not... ill tell you anyway."
Nothing in life could have prepared JP for the words he was about to hear.
Rejected Title: The Fantastical Return of Mr. Bad Pitch.
Shark Tank with an actual Shark Tank - contestants whose ideas weren't able to secure an investment will end up falling in a pit filled with sharks 😂😂😂 hilarious
I love how the other guy is so indifferent and bored.
"I care too much... And severe ADHD"
Finally, someone understands the struggle
The reverse zoo idea is already a thing. Basically it's a drive through zoo where you follow a very specific path with your car and there's animals everyone that will come up to the car and stuff. I don't know the inner working like "how do they keep the carnivores from eating the other animals", or "how do they keep animals from getting run over". I just know that it exists.
Zoo Tycoon 2 was the first game I ever played, the music brings back so many memories.
JP is SO good at looking corporate as fuck. It's actually pretty smooth.
He's as good at it as Ethan is at confident fast-talk. I'll bet Ethan plays rogues or bards in D&D.
Mr. Bones' wild safari? Is that like the tale of Mr. Bones' wild ride?
Best story my bard has ever told...
Jp is a really great actor ! Would love to see him on more stuff here
Reverse zoo actually sounds brilliant and eco-friendly
How?
@The Solmanian They exist in some fashion, animals are kept in a large nature reserve and cars drive through containing visitors to the reserve, for safety the visitors are in a cage on the back of the vehicle.
@Dyllon Slaboda With animals allowed to roam their natural environment there is no need to build cages and/or enclosures to confine the animals, this frees up the space a Zoo would be built on for over projects, i.e. Housing or Industry. Also, no one has to pay for any upkeep of the Zoo.
Kinda reminds me of one way to play Jurassic Park Operation Genisis: Fence off your visitor centre and then create a massive safari on the rest of the island.
PETA would love it!
I've tried that a few times in the first zoo tycoon. Never really worked out the way I wanted it to. Everyone dropping trash everywhere, sometimes people would just disappear... etc.
When I was a kid I actually got a chance to walk a tiger cub on a leash in real life and I'll be honest here, it is the best memory I have.
The cub was about ten times stronger than 8 year old me so I decided to take me for a walk rather than letting me walk it. Next thing you know I'm on the ground with it pawing my face with several Thai monks standing around laughing and my mum recovering from losing her shit for about half a second. It was great but I doubt I'll get the chance again.
Sounds like animal cruelty but at least you had a good time 🙃
Dyllon Slaboda well I think that temple with tigers was taken care off. Its in the news. But I didnt follow it.
Ethan feels like he was born to play this character.
Zoo Owner guy is just…so much more chill than I’d be.
I usually watch UA-cam without ever logging in, watched your vids for quite some time. Logged in just to sub to let you guys know that I love your stuff and BAM, new video. :) Keep it up, youre doing great stuff.
+Rosa Schlüpfer Thanks so much, we're happy to have you! Good timing, too. We're going back to new sketches every Monday.
Reverse zoo- animals on the outside, humans on the inside.
Isn't that just a safari?
I miss this game, my disc stopped working years ago... I did build something similar to the reverse zoo. I had one guest area at the main gate with all the amenities and then in order to actually see the animals, you went on the tram/jeep tours added in the Endangered animals expansion. It was pretty nice, too bad the AI couldn't figure it out.
If you're still zooless then it's probably on GOG.
If you ever wanted to get back into the game all hope is not lost, a digital version of ZT2 went on sale on Amazon a few months back and the fandom, while no longer in its heyday, is still alive and kicking
I still have my game in top shape. It's the integral version, which contains all the expansions.
I don't remember much of the first game,but I remember in the second game the ai couldn't figure out how to do anything. even if something was right in front of them,on completely flat ground,they'd complain they couldn't reach it.
@@macaronsncheese9835 Yep! I'm part of it! :P
"Caring too much" fucking got me lol
Reverse zoo: humans on the inside, animals on the outside
Soo... a safari?
I want to get off 'Mr. Bone's Wild Safari'
I used to try to block the exits with porta-potties, then I would let my dinosaurs loose to eat the visitors.
THE WILD SAFARI THAT NEVER ENDS!!!
the exit...
IS JUST ANOTHER ENTRANCE
Alternatively, there's a No Entrance sign hanging over the exit.
Jesus... all your work is amazing! How are you guys not #1 on UA-cam
"Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my!"
This character is great!
Love this
I kinda want the murder hobo to meet the freelance idea machine...
"I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES WILD RIDE!"
-Every visitor
Reverse Zoos are actually a thing btw, essentially its a giant enclosure for animals to just exist and humans drive in on van with cages.
Dam that hit at Seaworld Fantastic
Nice job, you made a couch seem like an employee lounge with some music
Yay, more Tycoon videos! :)
-The whales would die in a day anyway so no harm done
-I used to work in Seaworld
This is top notch writing right here
something about his muttonchops rubs me the right way
Ah, I remember playing Zoo Tycoon 2. And I actually did the reverse zoo. But then again, I think everyone did at some stage.
Great episode! I would love to see an episode or two on Prison Architect.
Good video. I say good because I laughed only 5 times, but normally I laugh 8. Just messing, great timing, editing, and I love how you guys do your characters. Enjoy the heck out of it.
is it sad to say i have done at least half these thing in zoo tycoon?
Reverse Zoo: it's called a safari.
Truly amazing content
YES! Zoo tycoon 2 video! The nostalgia!
The Safari never ends
Dinopark Tycoon is actually a thing.
THE SAFARI NEVER ENDS
I made the mistake of trying to drink water while watching...
Did he say ADHD? Fidget spinners are the cure to that.
Zoo tycoon on mars
MR BOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEESSSSS
been here since before tgt, only commented now. love these videos
+The Collective Thank you! Always nice to hear from different people :)
+White Lightning HQ still good to hear from sasquatch every now and then though, if only for the name
Haha. Mr. Bones wild ride reference. I really hope you get a bigger following in the future.
Wait a moment! Reverse zoo is not a bad idea!
It's basically just a safari
I could see the reverse zoo being a hit with tweaks- the idea is to surround the people with animals but still keep them safe, so, build tunnels and observation areas and build huge animal areas around them, each observation area would pop up ina place to give a good view, but the animal areas could be build huge like actual jungles or plains or etc. the goal would be to make the zoo patron feel surrounded with nature while maximizing the space for the animals
I'd pay for a game where you build a zoo with people and animals come to see
Man, that salesman has moxxy. How could you not buy into any of those ideas XD
"Caring too much! And severe ADHD..." I felt that
theres a hint of jake and amir here and I love it!
I built a reverse zoo once. I called it an Ooz!
I used to do the rope fence thing.
So will we see this guy with headmasters of Prison Tycoon, Game Dev Tycoon and Theme Park? :)
Great video. Can always count on you guys to make me laugh, keep it up guys :)
Ah, good ol' crazy idea man. nothing quite like him. keep on the crazy guys
I want to get off Mr. Bone's Wild Safari.
Y'all are hilarious
Security, this man would like to run with the lions...
I remember doing a ton of fun things with dinosaurs in Zoo Tycoon.
someone besides me knows zoo tycoon :D
The fandom is still around to this day 😉
love it!
In honor of the election, could you do a Democracy 3 video? I would love to see your take.
In all seriousness, the reverse zoo is a very good idea. Like a walkway under the ocean type of thing.
You can't use rope fences for animals, though.
Make a great zoo, a beautiful zoo, lions, T-rexs, another lion and maybe a penguin.
Put a fence around the entrance, so people get closer to the animals.... and ... build ... a ... a .... A.... wall, dammit, just one in the very entrance of the entrance and free the circus.
Run my creatures, run make me proud, yesss.
I would actually build people zoos in zoo tycoon.
I lost it completely at custom pants. Don't really know why.
...apart from the animals wearing pants, isn't Reverse Zoos just...nature? Animals on the outside, humans on the inside of our buildings, complete with vending machines?
Ethan and Josh of Let's Game it Out are of one mind...