Men make the best chestfeeders? UofT goes all Black Panther?
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- Опубліковано 5 бер 2024
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As a biologist, I do not agree with this woke insanity 🤮
As a person with a functioning brain stem, neither do I.
Imagine what the cocktail of drugs is doing the infant. The human body is a complex system that can easily destroyed by the simplest of things.
Breast feeding mums avoid very mundane everyday food and drink because their babies get varied negative reactions to what mum has comsuned. I would even hesitate advocating for women to use lactation medication.
3:22 , You deserve an Oscar for being able to read through all that verbal sludge without having a brain aneurysm ! I salute you , you've done a mans job sir !
Concur
“With a combination of drugs”. I’m sure there will be 0 negative effects from feeding those babies.😑
The main drug used in this strange and unnatural case is recommended for new mothers unable to lactate. It's given in tiny doses, because it is known to cause heart problems in babies, who must be closely monitored. Ladies with a low milk output can benefit from other drugs that are not so problematical.
@andyandreson3989
Wow, you were nicer about it than me.
I miss the 80’s. We still used the DSM-3!
DSM-IIIR, DSM-THREE-R!!!
I'm forced to pay for this bullshit and dare not complain about the nhs or their lunacy🏴
The Sussex Foundation remind me of those people who have "vegan dogs," because the poor animal devour the greens bcause is the only food their owners give them. Humanity never stops amusing me.
@pedroares6562
I used to work for Waitrose or Wokerose as it's now called and we sold all that vegan dog food and treats . Tomato and basil , avocado and quinoa and all that shit when you know the dog would like cat flavour !
Actually probably over half of what they sell now is vegan or free from. And it's true people who identify as "free from" just love to tell anyone and everyone lol
Those poor dogs…
Our old whippet was fond of raw peas and runner beans; my father wasn't exactly chuffed about this as she regularly grazed his allotment. She also liked banana and oranges which, if she managed to snaffle some, did not sit well with her digestion. Dogs are opportunists and will happily enjoy the fruits - and vegetables - of a quick raid, but they do need their meat (even if that's snaffled off the dining table... let's draw a curtain over that, shall we?). Cats, however, are more picky, except I knew a cat that liked chips...
There are dogs allergic to meat proteins, and specialised, very expensive foods can be bought for them but not from Waitrose...
Humanity "amuses" you? Humanity terrifies me, my friend 😅 Regards!
If the dog will bite the hand giving such food it will be self defense.
England. Canada. I have no words.
If only we reached rock bottom!!! Every week we uncover that the pit just goes deeper and deeper
Yes, it does go deeper into the darkest places ever imaginable!
4:23 ok you got me with the "Yes this is exactly my shizzle" 😂
Epicly Based Canadian.
Paul, that thumbnail took considerable testicular fortitude and I salute you!
Having seen that thumbnail his is one of the tmes I reflect on the virtues of my being straight.
JESUS …just stop it 😳🤦♂️
They won't stop...they must BE stopped. Peacefully of course.
I have children and grandchildren who are have been inoculated for this sort of foolishness, competition with this group of clowns will be easy peasy
Jezus has nooothing to do with this shit
Jesus is the only way to stop this
Doesn't Jesus need the end times to happen?
Save the gerbils! Save the gerbils!
Oh man you never fail to entertain and inform bless you sir bless you i say.
Looking manly while chest feeding too, truly a mans man for the 21st century.
Gerbils HA!
Superb Video. @01:26 Superb Video. So a male chest feeder drinking a flaming hot Bloody Mary before feeding the baby can be charged with child abuse.
Will never recover from that photo. 🤣😅🤣
Arghhhhhh! Does this mean that because I never gave birth and fed an infant from my chest, that I'm NOT a woman? I have 5 stepchildren, from two different chestfeeders, neither of which were good people, but that means nothing? I need a drink, in fact, several drinks.
4:28 “this is exactly my shizzle” 😂 I almost fell off my chair laughing
I *never* would have guessed that the authors of those "works" mentioned in that ad would look like that.
Never.
Really.
Every episode I temper my sense of decency in anticipation. You never fail to disappoint.
I can’t wait for the “I’m on a car” tirades!😂
Assata Olugbala Shakur, also known as Joanne Chesimard, is an American political activist and convicted murderer. She is hiding out in Cuba.
That's probably who the "squad" members that secretly visited Cuba conferred with when they went there. Probably communicating instructions to them that they didn't want to change being intercepted.
Poor Cubans. They simply do not get a break...
The heroes Canada needs.
Wow, wow, wow! How low can one go to defend a lost course!
Go Paul, one of your best yet, boing, boing & yes you guessed it, boing again.
As dumb as sticking a gerbil…! 😂 I almost did a spit take at my phone!
You should have heard the news story about what happened when Kinky used a match to illuminate the posterior to see if the gerbil was ready to come out.
Hint.
It ignited a pocket of methane, resulting in a major black eye to one party, severe rectal burns to the other, and the poor gerbil becoming a de facto cannonball.
I assume the gerbil got the worst of it.
@@nyetzdyec3391 😆
As a lesbian non-binary trans black trans woman, as my picture witness, this is my dream job!
...but are you a disabled single parent? That could be a critical factor, somehow... er... maybe?
well done mr chato , impeccable timing on the "boing" sfx , thanks for the entertainment
Question: If the infant refuses the offering of the chest feeder are they then considered transphobic?
Hahaha. Arrest the child.
Good point😅
Depends on what race the infant identifies as.
Quick! Lock 'em up, before they get away!
When i first heard the theory, we live in a simulation, I thought it was ridiculous. Now, I think maybe they're on to something. I HOPE this is a simulation.
It’s buggy as all get-out.
Outstandingly hilarious 😂 Thank you so very much for the laugh.
Glad you enjoyed it
Both the Appalling News Jargonater and Gad Saad's Aslan-Uiger device are invaluable tools in our efforts to deal with Ideobabble.
Anyone who claims to understand this gibberish without the aid of such devices has probably never done an honest days work in their life and never actually left school.
I suppose it is possible to twist your mind sufficiently to be able to grasp it, but you sure as hell wouldn't be able to function in the real world.
You're right, that thumbnail is hilarious.
Now, I'm late for my Requirements Review meeting to discuss if this thing, we're now calling fire, can be fitted nasally.
Paul chato is the Noltan Nash or Peter mansbridge of UA-cam!
Bravo sir!
Thumbnail of the year
Ha. Thanks.
Jesus Christ, just when I thought the absurdity of the last video bad. Somehow there is always some person out there to top it off.
You do an excellent "Uncle Walter ".
Only historical example of a male breastfeeding I know of is from one of the Viking Sagas. In this case a Viking far at sea with a 'babe' feed it by cutting his breast and letting the babe drink his blood. Apparently the babe survived . . .
Can’t emasculate a Viking.. no matter how hard you try… hooraa!
I love the Walter Cronkite way he said “La Cucaracha”😂😂😂 keep doing your thing Paul!
Thanks! Will do!
Hahaha I love your channels. Never stop, Paul
*Facepalm*
That's a nice Chet Huntley vibe.
Gratitude for this ammo!! Great-vid!!
Thank you Paul.
I was listening to the audio while working on something else, and it just hit me how much your cadence and enunciation sounds like Walter Cronkite...which makes these videos just that much better!
I’m channeling Walter.
Breaking news - The Sussex Foundation has just publicly proclaimed that people who - "identify" - as being a heart surgeon - are just as good at actually - "doing heart surgery" - as those who went to medical school and trained in that specialty." Who knew? : /
Can't unsee that thumbnail...
Bong, there goes my melting brain.
They say follow the science. By they're mighty selective of which science to follow.
Brilliant
Even with the Jargonator *BOING,* I still felt like Outer Party Member 6079 Smith, W *BOING* from "1984" being politely impressed *BOING* to sit though a lecture on Artsem *BOING* while in a state of unboredom *BOING.*
They WHAT? YIKES.
Do the hormones they give men to lactate make it into the baby.
Apparently yes. It’s not good at all.
I started to learn english for the first time at age 17 y/o when my family migrated to Australia and initially I founded it very difficult. In my first three months I had three english teachers that told me "they spoke english" but actually sounded very different from each other due to the fact that one was born in South Africa (with a strong Afrikaans' accent) the next having born in NY (the Bronx area apparently) and the last one coming from Dublin (with the strongest Irish accent one could ever have!).
So after 40+ years of speaking English I thought I could understand most things I read until Paul read us that job description application rant! Ideobable, is that similar to Pig Latin but just for political ideologs?
Finally watched this to get that thumbnail off my recommended list.
One way to do it.
Just as healthy, and infinitely creepier.
"Say, is that Elaine Brown?"
"Yes, she is."
Chocolate milk... Chato milk? You might have a marketable product there. Someone call the Nestle Quick folks. 🍫🍓🕺 🍼
The whole notion is absolutely Fing disgusting!🤮
I identify as " the government better not be funding this crap"
The thumbnail…..my eyes!
One of the most disturbing thumbnails I've seen in a while.🤣🤣🤣
I am sure the male chest excretions are good enough to use as coolant for engines and such.
I COULD JUST 😱 SCREAM 😱
The UK's taxpayers had to pay for that study of lactose-heavy BS. That's the only important story, here.
These sausage danglers need to stop it.
I think the time has come for Canadians to organize and fund their own private SMERSH (Russian: СМЕРШ).
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
😂😂😂😱☠️ That thumbnail 😅
By shizzle fo nizzle
That's the way it is. But, is that the way it has to be?
Will leave that to you.
*Sausage Danglers
When did reason cave to madness? Why do feelings matter more than facts?
The way things are going you’re going to need to expand to a twenty four hour news channel.
I think there's a loose spring on your chair, sir. I keep hearing those funny sounds.
Squeaky wood stool.
Men with mammalia. What could possibly go wrong?
That thumbnail is disturbing...but not as disturbing as those people who think that that is real and possible...😲🤔🧐🤣😂
Will see how this thumbnail performs. Might be too disturbing.
@@aPaulingNews-nn3xe LOL...not in the least...it is most effective at conveying the ridiculous nature of this situation.
@@aPaulingNews-nn3xe Well, it got my click.
It’s troubling that these medical organizations export their claims.
FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM
That is a complete Falsehood that that is comparable.
oh my eyes 🙈🙈🙈🙈
but i respect your decision and watched it like i said i would
Don't go changin'.
Needing to take drugs to do something in life it's not a good idea IMHO.
When you are too unskilled or lazy to construct things, you gravitate towards deconstruction and call it “progress”.
Bro I got nauseated on the first topic holy smokes
I implore you, esteemed subscribers of Apauling News, to take a stand against this indecency. Heretic Paul Chato not only cheerfully exposed himself on that thumbnail, he also believes it’s OK to mock the abuse of our children. I urge UA-cam to investigate this and take whatever measures are necessary to ensure such lack of decorum and iniquity have no place in our online community. God bless you.
Praise the Lord.
Look you have to stop taking the piss out of things happening in Britain . Thing is these things are so ridiculous and moronic even a top barrister couldn't launch a defence 🙄
Great video by they way 👍
Thanks.
Appalling news confirmed.
A very interesting video. I'm afraid this might seem a rant to some.
Chest feeding???? The lunacy of some people is simply mind-boggling, elevating their socio-political viewpoints to the status of religion and science and seeking its imposition on others. We haven't seen such nonsense since Stalin and Hitler infested the planet. There are some people who have attained college degrees whose ignorance is so profound that it would defy the best writers at the Babylon Bee and The Onion to parody.
It's not often that I get to hear actual criticism of Frantz Fanon (I assume the University has folks who actually like his malignant "Wretched of the Earth"), so that was most enjoyable. As for the rest of the sources they wish the lecturer to be well versed in, could they have found any more malignant writers?
The only thing that was missing in the critique of the University of Toronto was the fact that those responsible for that job posting were in dire need of about six dozen enemas to get rid of what they quite obviously are full of. At least they were only hiring a seasonal lecturer. Here in the States that means that the lecturer is not on a tenure track. Thank God for small favors???
Now if there was only a way to replace the University of Toronto Governing Council who is really responsible for the conditions that allowed something like this to happen. My understanding is that the University falls under the authority of the Province of Ontario, much like a state university here in the states, and that its governing structure is the result of provincial legislation. It needs changing and the Council needs replacing. This would require Doug Ford and the MPPs to actually want to do their job. Should they ever find the courage to do so, for four of the replacements to the Governing Council I nominate Paul Chato, Don Cherry, Rex Murphy and Jordan Peterson. I can just see the fits of apoplexy coming over the CBC and some (most?) members of the faculty right now. At least the Board meetings will be fun and devoid of much of the BS that oozes from the University now.
A good friend of mine was in governing council. They kicked him off for being too business oriented. Thanks for your comment.
Well, I f Doug Ford and the Provincial Parliament are up to doing their jobs, we have a fifth replacement for the current Council ! @@aPaulingNews-nn3xe
I was told by a college lecturer that sex was more than just about biology.
@@aPaulingNews-nn3xe You're welcome
Wow….lol
So to summarize through the blather, UofT wants to give a presentation on how to use violence to effect political change.
An JofT wants to criminalize commedians that make jokes he doesn't find funny.
There's not much more of this BS we can take before TSHTF for real.
I want to say that I've seen it all, but we all know that's nothing further from the insanity. I mean truth, some idiots truth. Or as Paul says, some sausage dangler. 😂 Gone are the days of common sense!! It seems like we're in for a hell of a ride on the stupidity train! God only knows where it's going to stop!!
How about "a combination of drugs” to produce the beer to make even better chestfeeders 😜
At first, I laughed. Then, I realized this dumb shittery is REAL & getting increasingly more prevalent - so I felt like crying. Finally, much like the idea of the band playing while the Titanic sank; might as well laugh as society crumbles around us. So, I again laugh & subscribe.
Thank you.
Yet JBP needs "reeducation". I remember when the only clowns were Ronald and Bozo.
I give up on humanity. Look, I am not religious in any way, but one they all have in common is the end of the world. Hearing crap like this make me think that the end may just be here. In the 90's we were told the internet is going to make us smarter yhan ever before, it will end racism and bring the world together. Well.... this was a big lie. We are dumber than ever, we have more hate and we are so separated. Does anybody have hope for the future out there?
Im all about not changing the thumbnail solely for the reason of not giving the few crybabys what they want. 😁
🤣 love it. Don’t stop! Keep making the left wing trolls uncomfortable. That’s how you know you’re on the right track 😃
My god... That's all I can say.
That’s enough.
A nuanced understanding of violence?... Does not exist.
🤣🤣🤣
I shared with a friend, and she spit out her morning coffee, laughing so hard 🤣