The Longest EU4 Timelapse Ever

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  • @catlovingtrio
    @catlovingtrio 2 роки тому +428

    Ah, yes, the Polish-German-Hungarian-Bulgarian-Serbian-Greek-Lithuanian Commonwealth.

    • @delta4993
      @delta4993 2 роки тому +25

      But lithuania is Independent haha

    • @canerc6668
      @canerc6668 2 роки тому +12

      haha you forget Franco-Turkish-Italian 🙂

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 2 роки тому +5

      Ruthenian-Russian too

    • @dino8ro
      @dino8ro 2 роки тому +3

      Turkey became romanians

    • @canerc6668
      @canerc6668 2 роки тому

      @@dino8ro no, in Commonwealth, actually Romania doesn't exist at that time 🙂

  • @SmashingCapital
    @SmashingCapital 2 роки тому +640

    No way italy formed the two sicilies lmao

    • @Adventurer32
      @Adventurer32 2 роки тому +52

      Seems to only be an endgame tag for humans

    • @FalkyRocket2222
      @FalkyRocket2222 2 роки тому +5

      yeah i still cant believe this

    • @maddogbasil
      @maddogbasil 2 роки тому +31

      Italians putting the " 2 is better than 1" theory to the test

    • @maxvillaverde6430
      @maxvillaverde6430 2 роки тому

      It doesn’t matter they got raped by the ottomans lol

    • @XiaoYueMao
      @XiaoYueMao 2 роки тому +1

      @@Adventurer32 theres a setting regarding endgame tags that dont affect ironman, its generally only enabled to form 1 endgame tag in comp games to eliminate cheese, but most SP games keep it disabled so they can form whatever they want when they want, only exception is most new world nation tags like the USA are perma endgame, and cannot form anything else even with the option to lock tags disabled

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 2 роки тому +365

    Timurids: *Take Sakhalin*
    Japanese: "Karafuto is gone, let our eight millennia of splendid isolation begin!"

  • @AdamNoizer
    @AdamNoizer 2 роки тому +646

    It’s interesting how in every one of these Timelapses the ottomans begin incredibly strong for the first several hundred years and then immediately get eaten up.
    It shows that even though they are in the optimal position to expand from in all directions, they’re also in the optimal position to be surrounded and expanded into (just like IRL).

    • @eldahalas7015
      @eldahalas7015 2 роки тому +10

      Ottoman African and Indian Conquest Stalls

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga 2 роки тому +79

      Or that their military pips take a nosedive after 1650.

    • @ysff0710
      @ysff0710 2 роки тому +21

      it’s not the positioning it’s just their military pips fall off hard

    • @reillymercer5949
      @reillymercer5949 2 роки тому +5

      @@Gustav_Kuriga they no longer become a lucky nation after awhile too.

    • @reillymercer5949
      @reillymercer5949 2 роки тому +11

      It's probably because when they are no longer a lucky nation they really suffer. Geographically it makes sense why they struggle to expand with either European or Indian colitiations becoming a threat if they tried blobing all at once. I think their mission trees also drop off leaving them with few expansion paths. I'm also willing to bet there's some "hardcode" to really only take out the Mamluks and conquer Arabia. Just like they will always declare war on Byzantium first unless Byzantium does something special.

  • @grubygrzib6308
    @grubygrzib6308 2 роки тому +99

    Timurids would do so well if they just formed Mughals...

    • @MicaiahBaron
      @MicaiahBaron 2 роки тому +29

      But never did take Delhi.

    • @grubygrzib6308
      @grubygrzib6308 2 роки тому +20

      @@MicaiahBaron I know, but that wouldn't be too hard for them either

  • @ducttapeanddreams
    @ducttapeanddreams 2 роки тому +103

    That's already a weird run even at standard end date. Russia never formed, Morrocco lived, that's pretty much a unicorn from the start

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr 2 роки тому +4

      Really? That’s quite common in my games

    • @andrewhopkins886
      @andrewhopkins886 2 роки тому +2

      Russia never forms in my games. Granted I don't usually play past 1550 all that often but still, everyone acts like it's a given but I've never seen it.

    • @user-it2kq4ty9q
      @user-it2kq4ty9q 2 роки тому

      ming exploded and then saved it

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Рік тому +2

      Morocco living to the end-date is actually historical too. They weren't wiped off the map until the early 20th century.

  • @douglasboyle6544
    @douglasboyle6544 2 роки тому +35

    South America clearly was in need of some FREEDOM

    • @GrouRocks
      @GrouRocks 2 роки тому +2

      Frisian Freedom, yes!

  • @rygbytroll4513
    @rygbytroll4513 2 роки тому +12

    Just imagine You are bengal soldier figthing 18th war with Timurids in nearly 1984's way for a little scrap of land

  • @Garathon
    @Garathon 2 роки тому +78

    When I saw the "you won't guess the 2nd GP" I literally said out loud, "probably someone in America", lol.

  • @antontribelgorn3641
    @antontribelgorn3641 2 роки тому +197

    How did great britain survive the whole timelapse?! they really do rule the waves

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 2 роки тому

      Because AI dont deal well with landings, they are absolute morons. Same reason Japan and other island nations lived

    • @ducttapeanddreams
      @ducttapeanddreams 2 роки тому +58

      The AI tends not to have any Provinces of Interest in Britain and Ireland if they don't start there. France will make a try every once and a while, particularly if the UK angers them, but other than that literally no one wants it. Same with Iceland, and to an extent Japan.

    • @scorpionunit9852
      @scorpionunit9852 2 роки тому +23

      @@ducttapeanddreams that, and currently the AI is afraid of transport boats, so island nations are normally safe

    • @DaGaJbmKojJe
      @DaGaJbmKojJe 2 роки тому +16

      I had Cyprus win a war against the Ottomans and even take some land because Ottomans literally did nothing and then peaced out after a few years

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr 2 роки тому +5

      @@DaGaJbmKojJe Same situation for me but Ryuku and Japan

  • @Bottle-OBill
    @Bottle-OBill 2 роки тому +26

    I love how "Italy" reformed into "Two Sicilies"

  • @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8
    @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8 2 роки тому +43

    Poland has made it to space baby GG Poland…

  • @phsycresconquest6636
    @phsycresconquest6636 2 роки тому +61

    I see that the US might have taken the Munroe doctrine a little too seriously

  • @erenoz2910
    @erenoz2910 2 роки тому +5

    if you had waited for another 10000 years, you would have gotten the very special....
    *THREE SICILIES*

  • @Garathon
    @Garathon 2 роки тому +171

    You're back!!!
    I hope everything was going well because you weren't active for a while.
    I really doubt moving would take that long. But nice to see you're not dead!

    • @Masv1pe
      @Masv1pe 2 роки тому

      The fuck you on about

    • @RichRacc
      @RichRacc 2 роки тому

      Indeed

    • @Garathon
      @Garathon 2 роки тому +7

      @Dupedfish they weren't posting community updates, they didn't say they were leaving, it was just a complete stop with no reason as to why, I was hopeful, but death was a option, not the most prominent thing.
      Also the dead thing was used as a joke.

    • @Garathon
      @Garathon 2 роки тому

      @Dupedfish ew redditor

  • @GeneralPol
    @GeneralPol 2 роки тому +24

    Good to see you back again!! 😄

  • @arandombard1197
    @arandombard1197 2 роки тому +26

    This was a pretty interesting game even by 1821. No Russia and a blobby Commonwealth going strong, which prevented any major push by the Ottomans into Europe. Morocco managing to thrive pretty well, Scotland still around, Naples in control of Italy and Venice taking over Austria. Japan is doing well colonizing into the mainland.

    • @azarshadakumuktir4551
      @azarshadakumuktir4551 2 роки тому

      blobby commonwealth happens often for me since Muscovy is becoming more and more underpowered, the merc nerf gave them a bit of breathing room but still they are fairly weak economically, not getting trade ideas is often a death sentence for the AI...
      Morocco can thrive if it can defeat Portugal early, which they didn't do here but Spain didn't feel like expanding...

  • @Pribumi1
    @Pribumi1 2 роки тому +83

    Ah yes Tonga, the most advanced city state there is

  • @ryzziktrognesou1
    @ryzziktrognesou1 2 роки тому +11

    Illustration: Polish Space Marines vs Timourid Stormtroopers on the 983th battle of Novgorod.

  • @anigamer379
    @anigamer379 2 роки тому +18

    So glad to see you back. Looking forward to whatever future content you have planned.

  • @rqche6689
    @rqche6689 2 роки тому +6

    Saw that little sliver of South America while showcasing southern hemisphere and immediately knew who was #2

  • @NeutroniummAlchemist
    @NeutroniummAlchemist 2 роки тому +2

    UA-cam knew you'd be coming back, since I've suddenly been getting recommendations for this channel over the past few weeks. The algorithm can now predict the future.

  • @Palasid11
    @Palasid11 2 роки тому +17

    Man I missed these videos! Thanks for being back!

  • @rangerknight4525
    @rangerknight4525 2 роки тому +5

    Iceland: "If i'm quiet they won't know I exist"

  • @Chewbert
    @Chewbert 2 роки тому +8

    He's BACK! Let's go dude! I'd love to chat with you about some modding stuff.

  • @wyattburke1837
    @wyattburke1837 2 роки тому +19

    Monroe doctrine is beautiful

  • @VYKNIGHT
    @VYKNIGHT 2 роки тому +6

    return of the king

  • @Nimarioos
    @Nimarioos 2 роки тому +3

    Glad you are back! I hope there will be planty of new content!

  • @paweszelag7969
    @paweszelag7969 2 роки тому +4

    finally, PLC doesnt get eaten in mid 17 hundreds

  • @Benwut
    @Benwut Рік тому +1

    love that the Timurids owned most of eurasia, but couldn't form the Mughals cos they never got Delhi

  • @morganholon2648
    @morganholon2648 2 роки тому +2

    Love that an Emperor is called August XXXVIII and another one Tetabuxite III

  • @JustMe-yr5lw
    @JustMe-yr5lw 2 роки тому

    Missed the videos. Happy to see this at the top of my feed

  • @seronymus
    @seronymus Рік тому +2

    Imagine a Warhammer-esque universe based off this timeline.

  • @FlatlandsSurvivor
    @FlatlandsSurvivor 2 роки тому +3

    I know it was only for a moment when USA was young, but I don't think I have ever seen Illinois as a nation in this game.

  • @antontribelgorn3641
    @antontribelgorn3641 2 роки тому +34

    First time i've ever seen the united states, brazil and peru happen, idk if this is because i have no dlc s but i not once have seen a colony gain independance in my 100 hours

    • @MicaiahBaron
      @MicaiahBaron 2 роки тому +13

      Yeah, DLC features like Support Independence really help.

    • @rey_8834
      @rey_8834 2 роки тому +15

      @@MicaiahBaron also the fact that this game lasted super long, and the longer it goes on the more LD subjects get

    • @inferno38
      @inferno38 2 роки тому +2

      I dont have any DLC to, but one time f*cking PARAGUAY had almost all of South America !

  • @FoakHome
    @FoakHome 2 роки тому +9

    Why did Italy form the Two Sicillies?! xD

  • @Hayles-oq3qm
    @Hayles-oq3qm 2 роки тому +4

    ah yes the nation of Bone 7:50

  • @Purzify
    @Purzify Рік тому +4

    United States of America literally became the United States of America 13:00

    • @videogamefanfilms
      @videogamefanfilms Рік тому

      Im going to be doing a Lets play EU4 gradually changing Nations throughout the campaign ... Which Nation should i start off as ??

  • @fnsshehrbvfgyssbvvsmmmdjjd4611
    @fnsshehrbvfgyssbvvsmmmdjjd4611 2 роки тому

    Just binged your videos two weeks ago. Welcome back

  • @manooxi327
    @manooxi327 2 роки тому +1

    Glad to see u back in my feed, hoping for more 🥰

  • @zebrin
    @zebrin 2 роки тому +9

    the year is 8800, I grip my musket tightly as the hated Timurids once more assault my beloved Commonwealth of Polish-German-Hungarian-Bulgarian-Serbian-Greek-Lithuanian peoples....

  • @hawx00145
    @hawx00145 2 роки тому +1

    MANIFEST DESTINY 2.0...
    Now no one can complain about our name...

  • @maddogbasil
    @maddogbasil 2 роки тому +3

    The old world apart from Europe is basically just a sunni Ocean
    And the new world is legit a protestant Ocean with all that deep blue

  • @dohnkey1222
    @dohnkey1222 2 роки тому +1

    Everyone loves a good Timmy game

  • @KingPongC327
    @KingPongC327 2 роки тому +1

    “Oh, this is interesting, I should try thi- *potato computer explodes*

  • @Baculitess8008
    @Baculitess8008 2 роки тому +14

    Ah yes, I remember the time Friesland colonized all of south America.

  • @calebbowie8520
    @calebbowie8520 2 роки тому +1

    the creek resistance was awesomw af

  • @El_Presidente_5337
    @El_Presidente_5337 2 роки тому +1

    1:35 is pretty much as far in the future like we are from the perspective of the vikings.
    Time can be mind blowing.

  • @videocontraption6304
    @videocontraption6304 2 роки тому +3

    BRO I FOUND YOUR CHANNEL TODAY BEFORE YOU POSTED THIS AND I WAS SAD YOU STTOPED POSTING AND THE YOU POST THIS!!!!!

  • @georgeheld1901
    @georgeheld1901 2 роки тому

    Seven Months, wow this must’ve taken a *long* time for UA-cam to process

  • @viniquecursahistoira
    @viniquecursahistoira 2 роки тому +4

    I love how the balkans and anatolia just became romanian culture lol

  • @teeffw2776
    @teeffw2776 2 роки тому +1

    The king returns 👑

  • @Trever101
    @Trever101 2 роки тому +3

    I guessed Ming would be #2 at the start lmao, also I think if the mughals formed they would've won, so close

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr 2 роки тому +1

      Maybe, but Timmy was far weaker than he seemed. He held a lot of Tibet, Siberia, arabia, and Scandinavia. All mostly useless. He had Iraq, Iran, maybe Manchuria, maybe the caucus, that’s about all he had going for him.
      Commonwealth had the entire balkans, the best parts of the ottomans, the best parts of Russia, the best parts of Scandinavia, all of Eastern Europe, and United Germany.

  • @willg3717
    @willg3717 2 роки тому

    It's good to have you back 😊

  • @d_1_t887
    @d_1_t887 2 роки тому

    LETS GO ANOTHER POST AFTER HOW LONG

  • @viorp5267
    @viorp5267 2 роки тому +17

    man, hope you one day do this with timeline expanded starting at like 2000 B.C.

    • @notofficialpickles507
      @notofficialpickles507 2 роки тому

      There is no game for that

    • @ysff0710
      @ysff0710 2 роки тому

      @@notofficialpickles507 it’s a mod for eu4

    • @qltcn
      @qltcn 2 роки тому +8

      @@ysff0710 what mod? Extended timeline starts at 2 ad. I wish there were bc version.
      And other mods like Imperium Universalis change the map so there's no way to continue to normal game

    • @speedyx3493
      @speedyx3493 2 роки тому +1

      There is no way to do BCE times in EU4, it's just not possible due to how the game engine works

    • @viorp5267
      @viorp5267 2 роки тому

      @@speedyx3493 I don't remember how timeline expanded handles dates, but you can start playing in the bronze age

  • @gugfitufi4862
    @gugfitufi4862 2 роки тому +1

    Yooo, he's back

  • @Barista.Nathan
    @Barista.Nathan 2 роки тому +1

    Love seeing what random culture dominates the new world: Frisian was unexpected until we saw the HRE History, then it made sense.

  • @martinus_mars
    @martinus_mars 2 роки тому

    I was waiting to see this! Saw that you had gone inactive, considered doing it myself...hahahah!

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 2 роки тому +1

    the stars at night are big and bright _clap clap clap clap_ deep in the heart of British Mexico

  • @kristofevarsson6903
    @kristofevarsson6903 2 роки тому +1

    Man, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth is seriously overpowered against Turkic cultures. No matter how OP they are, Europe was still defended.
    Props, guys. Kudos even.

  • @Wiksteve
    @Wiksteve 2 роки тому +3

    Finally Poland can into space!

  • @timothygallagher978
    @timothygallagher978 2 роки тому

    Welcome back!!!!

  • @GeneralPol
    @GeneralPol 2 роки тому +14

    Nice seeing Two-Sicilies pop up, and you got a lovely big USA! I faced similar issue with mine, A.I didn't really increase the size of its armies from about 1800 on, suppose we cant complain too much, its only designed to get to 1821!
    Had to go away and compare this to my own 10,000 year time-lapse (for anyone interested: ua-cam.com/video/5Yro-DdSTiE/v-deo.html), interesting that in both of ours Tonga had the most development with Samoa 2nd! Army casualties are similar, to be expected give the same timespan, except my Ottoman who had went crazy and killed 1.18 Billion by attrition alone 😆

  • @COLLAPSARQ
    @COLLAPSARQ Рік тому

    No one expected reborn of Novgorod in tenth millenium

    • @videogamefanfilms
      @videogamefanfilms Рік тому

      Im going to be doing a Lets play EU4 gradually changing Nations throughout the campaign ... Which Nation should i start off as ??

  • @toukoz5934
    @toukoz5934 2 роки тому

    Welcome back :)

  • @ClUlM
    @ClUlM 2 роки тому

    The legend...is back!

  • @euversalis
    @euversalis 2 роки тому +6

    922M army lose 👀

  • @rachelthesheep
    @rachelthesheep 2 роки тому

    Holy shit, been wondering where you were

  • @oort2108
    @oort2108 2 роки тому +1

    Does someone know which is Japan's religion in 6:51?

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 2 роки тому

      From the Red Color still Shinto

    • @logannoble6707
      @logannoble6707 2 роки тому

      shinto its base religion

    • @oort2108
      @oort2108 2 роки тому

      @@logannoble6707 thanks

  • @hoi-polloi1863
    @hoi-polloi1863 2 роки тому +2

    Alright, say what you will about the Timurids, but they certainly fought for what they have. 922 *million* casualties? Yikes. Also funny to see that the huge United States still keeps forgetting to do something about Cuba... ;D

  • @ramp597
    @ramp597 2 роки тому

    I didn't expect Delhi to last so long

  • @euqsad1002
    @euqsad1002 2 роки тому +3

    its always nice to see huge commonwealth after what happened irl

  • @mr.jordan2905
    @mr.jordan2905 2 роки тому

    ime Traveller breaks a branch.
    Time Traveller: Meh... It's Probably noth...
    HOLY ROMAN SOVIET REPUBLIC.

  • @electrickeese236
    @electrickeese236 2 роки тому

    YESSSSS u are back

  • @emi_fisher
    @emi_fisher 2 роки тому

    you're alive!

  • @tirangle
    @tirangle 2 роки тому

    RETURN OF THE KING

  • @gafeleon9032
    @gafeleon9032 2 роки тому

    That's one tall iceland if I've ever seen one

  • @ratronald
    @ratronald 2 роки тому +1

    Can we see a game where all nations are hordes?

  • @F3uertrunk3n
    @F3uertrunk3n 2 роки тому +1

    This game wasn't designed to go on this long. Cultures and religions 10000 years from now would be entirely unrecognizable. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a Cult of the Holy Light, dedicated to worshiping photons.

  • @notlucas6859
    @notlucas6859 2 роки тому +1

    no one is gonna talk about romanian ottomans?

  • @CatBoxLive
    @CatBoxLive 8 місяців тому

    This is the timeline I want to live in. Manifest destiny finally complete… im the Americas.. time to bring it to the rest!

  • @XerarchStruck
    @XerarchStruck 2 роки тому

    Ah yes, the American revolution of 2981.

  • @notlucas6859
    @notlucas6859 2 роки тому

    WOOO HES BACK

  • @Bifocalproductions
    @Bifocalproductions 2 роки тому

    Mega campaign going into stellaris💀

  • @maxvillaverde6430
    @maxvillaverde6430 2 роки тому

    95k troops on one small island classic mamluks move

    • @videogamefanfilms
      @videogamefanfilms Рік тому

      Im going to be doing a Lets play EU4 gradually changing Nations throughout the campaign ... Which Nation should i start off as ??

  • @АртёмЗайчик-д3в
    @АртёмЗайчик-д3в 2 роки тому

    If it stopped 337 years earlier.

  • @PiastTorun
    @PiastTorun 2 роки тому +1

    Plc released lithuania cursed.

  • @125discipline2
    @125discipline2 2 роки тому

    i've always like timurids more than the mughals but i cant contain myself from clicking the button!

  • @Barista.Nathan
    @Barista.Nathan 2 роки тому

    Timsplosion but it takes 5000 years

  • @Lamp004
    @Lamp004 2 роки тому

    i havent played EU4 in a long while, where u using mods for the 10,000 years run?

  • @mtiger1086
    @mtiger1086 2 роки тому

    i like when you show litle odities like the mameluks

  • @PatricKlein86
    @PatricKlein86 Рік тому

    I wouldn’t mind being Due Siciliano

  • @BigBrotherMateyka
    @BigBrotherMateyka 2 роки тому +1

    Murrica go brr lol

  • @249cubegame
    @249cubegame 2 роки тому

    How the heck is there an August XLI?

  • @StrudelerOfTheTSociety
    @StrudelerOfTheTSociety 2 роки тому

    In the grim dark future of the 3,000s, there is a megacorporation that endures: Microsoft. It wishes to continue its forefather's legacy by colonizing the Nusantara islands.

  • @dardade3277
    @dardade3277 2 роки тому

    7:32 Ah yes, the Southern United States of America, the continent to the South Mexico and the Regular United States of America

  • @WelcomeToDERPLAND
    @WelcomeToDERPLAND 2 роки тому

    Why is nobody talking about how Romanians recolonized almost all of anatolia and the balkans? strange that the Commonwealth (or maybe ottoman?) would do that.

  • @Macion-sm2ui
    @Macion-sm2ui 2 роки тому

    If Timurids were Soviet Union this video would be a polish wet dream

    • @Macion-sm2ui
      @Macion-sm2ui 2 роки тому +4

      If already this video isn't polish wet dream

  • @ldavidtw2000
    @ldavidtw2000 2 роки тому

    You basically lelouch’d it