The Longest EU4 Timelapse Ever

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  • Опубліковано 7 сер 2022
  • Seems like after a certain point the AI gets confused and stops trying to expand. I wonder if some calculations start to break down when there are so many 100-300 development provinces?
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  • @catlovingtrio
    @catlovingtrio Рік тому +395

    Ah, yes, the Polish-German-Hungarian-Bulgarian-Serbian-Greek-Lithuanian Commonwealth.

    • @delta4993
      @delta4993 Рік тому +21

      But lithuania is Independent haha

    • @canerc6668
      @canerc6668 Рік тому +12

      haha you forget Franco-Turkish-Italian 🙂

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 Рік тому +5

      Ruthenian-Russian too

    • @dino8ro
      @dino8ro Рік тому +3

      Turkey became romanians

    • @canerc6668
      @canerc6668 Рік тому

      @@dino8ro no, in Commonwealth, actually Romania doesn't exist at that time 🙂

  • @SmashingCapital
    @SmashingCapital Рік тому +619

    No way italy formed the two sicilies lmao

    • @Adventurer32
      @Adventurer32 Рік тому +52

      Seems to only be an endgame tag for humans

    • @FalkyRocket2222
      @FalkyRocket2222 Рік тому +5

      yeah i still cant believe this

    • @maddogbasil
      @maddogbasil Рік тому +30

      Italians putting the " 2 is better than 1" theory to the test

    • @maxvillaverde6430
      @maxvillaverde6430 Рік тому

      It doesn’t matter they got raped by the ottomans lol

    • @XiaoYueMao
      @XiaoYueMao Рік тому +1

      @@Adventurer32 theres a setting regarding endgame tags that dont affect ironman, its generally only enabled to form 1 endgame tag in comp games to eliminate cheese, but most SP games keep it disabled so they can form whatever they want when they want, only exception is most new world nation tags like the USA are perma endgame, and cannot form anything else even with the option to lock tags disabled

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 Рік тому +346

    Timurids: *Take Sakhalin*
    Japanese: "Karafuto is gone, let our eight millennia of splendid isolation begin!"

  • @AdamNoizer
    @AdamNoizer Рік тому +635

    It’s interesting how in every one of these Timelapses the ottomans begin incredibly strong for the first several hundred years and then immediately get eaten up.
    It shows that even though they are in the optimal position to expand from in all directions, they’re also in the optimal position to be surrounded and expanded into (just like IRL).

    • @eldahalas7015
      @eldahalas7015 Рік тому +10

      Ottoman African and Indian Conquest Stalls

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga Рік тому +76

      Or that their military pips take a nosedive after 1650.

    • @ysff0710
      @ysff0710 Рік тому +19

      it’s not the positioning it’s just their military pips fall off hard

    • @reillymercer5949
      @reillymercer5949 Рік тому +4

      @@Gustav_Kuriga they no longer become a lucky nation after awhile too.

    • @reillymercer5949
      @reillymercer5949 Рік тому +11

      It's probably because when they are no longer a lucky nation they really suffer. Geographically it makes sense why they struggle to expand with either European or Indian colitiations becoming a threat if they tried blobing all at once. I think their mission trees also drop off leaving them with few expansion paths. I'm also willing to bet there's some "hardcode" to really only take out the Mamluks and conquer Arabia. Just like they will always declare war on Byzantium first unless Byzantium does something special.

  • @douglasboyle6544
    @douglasboyle6544 Рік тому +29

    South America clearly was in need of some FREEDOM

    • @GrouRocks
      @GrouRocks Рік тому +1

      Frisian Freedom, yes!

  • @ducttapeanddreams
    @ducttapeanddreams Рік тому +96

    That's already a weird run even at standard end date. Russia never formed, Morrocco lived, that's pretty much a unicorn from the start

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr Рік тому +4

      Really? That’s quite common in my games

    • @andrewhopkins886
      @andrewhopkins886 Рік тому +1

      Russia never forms in my games. Granted I don't usually play past 1550 all that often but still, everyone acts like it's a given but I've never seen it.

    • @user-it2kq4ty9q
      @user-it2kq4ty9q Рік тому

      ming exploded and then saved it

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 5 місяців тому +1

      Morocco living to the end-date is actually historical too. They weren't wiped off the map until the early 20th century.

  • @grubygrzib6308
    @grubygrzib6308 Рік тому +92

    Timurids would do so well if they just formed Mughals...

    • @MicaiahBaron
      @MicaiahBaron Рік тому +28

      But never did take Delhi.

    • @grubygrzib6308
      @grubygrzib6308 Рік тому +19

      @@MicaiahBaron I know, but that wouldn't be too hard for them either

  • @Garathon
    @Garathon Рік тому +74

    When I saw the "you won't guess the 2nd GP" I literally said out loud, "probably someone in America", lol.

  • @erenoz2910
    @erenoz2910 Рік тому +5

    if you had waited for another 10000 years, you would have gotten the very special....
    *THREE SICILIES*

  • @antontribelgorn3641
    @antontribelgorn3641 Рік тому +192

    How did great britain survive the whole timelapse?! they really do rule the waves

    • @erwannthietart3602
      @erwannthietart3602 Рік тому

      Because AI dont deal well with landings, they are absolute morons. Same reason Japan and other island nations lived

    • @ducttapeanddreams
      @ducttapeanddreams Рік тому +55

      The AI tends not to have any Provinces of Interest in Britain and Ireland if they don't start there. France will make a try every once and a while, particularly if the UK angers them, but other than that literally no one wants it. Same with Iceland, and to an extent Japan.

    • @scorpionunit9852
      @scorpionunit9852 Рік тому +22

      @@ducttapeanddreams that, and currently the AI is afraid of transport boats, so island nations are normally safe

    • @user-zg4bk6rv1q
      @user-zg4bk6rv1q Рік тому +16

      I had Cyprus win a war against the Ottomans and even take some land because Ottomans literally did nothing and then peaced out after a few years

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr Рік тому +5

      @@user-zg4bk6rv1q Same situation for me but Ryuku and Japan

  • @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8
    @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8 Рік тому +42

    Poland has made it to space baby GG Poland…

  • @rygbytroll4513
    @rygbytroll4513 Рік тому +9

    Just imagine You are bengal soldier figthing 18th war with Timurids in nearly 1984's way for a little scrap of land

  • @phsycresconquest6636
    @phsycresconquest6636 Рік тому +58

    I see that the US might have taken the Munroe doctrine a little too seriously

  • @Bottle-OBill
    @Bottle-OBill Рік тому +25

    I love how "Italy" reformed into "Two Sicilies"

  • @ryzziktrognesou1
    @ryzziktrognesou1 Рік тому +9

    Illustration: Polish Space Marines vs Timourid Stormtroopers on the 983th battle of Novgorod.

  • @arandombard1197
    @arandombard1197 Рік тому +24

    This was a pretty interesting game even by 1821. No Russia and a blobby Commonwealth going strong, which prevented any major push by the Ottomans into Europe. Morocco managing to thrive pretty well, Scotland still around, Naples in control of Italy and Venice taking over Austria. Japan is doing well colonizing into the mainland.

    • @azarshadakumuktir4551
      @azarshadakumuktir4551 Рік тому

      blobby commonwealth happens often for me since Muscovy is becoming more and more underpowered, the merc nerf gave them a bit of breathing room but still they are fairly weak economically, not getting trade ideas is often a death sentence for the AI...
      Morocco can thrive if it can defeat Portugal early, which they didn't do here but Spain didn't feel like expanding...

  • @Pribumi1
    @Pribumi1 Рік тому +82

    Ah yes Tonga, the most advanced city state there is

  • @Garathon
    @Garathon Рік тому +172

    You're back!!!
    I hope everything was going well because you weren't active for a while.
    I really doubt moving would take that long. But nice to see you're not dead!

    • @Malhaheifnrifbwkmq
      @Malhaheifnrifbwkmq Рік тому

      The fuck you on about

    • @RichRacc
      @RichRacc Рік тому

      Indeed

    • @Garathon
      @Garathon Рік тому +7

      @Dupedfish they weren't posting community updates, they didn't say they were leaving, it was just a complete stop with no reason as to why, I was hopeful, but death was a option, not the most prominent thing.
      Also the dead thing was used as a joke.

    • @Garathon
      @Garathon Рік тому

      @Dupedfish ew redditor

  • @GeneralPol
    @GeneralPol Рік тому +24

    Good to see you back again!! 😄

  • @antontribelgorn3641
    @antontribelgorn3641 Рік тому +34

    First time i've ever seen the united states, brazil and peru happen, idk if this is because i have no dlc s but i not once have seen a colony gain independance in my 100 hours

    • @MicaiahBaron
      @MicaiahBaron Рік тому +13

      Yeah, DLC features like Support Independence really help.

    • @rey_8834
      @rey_8834 Рік тому +15

      @@MicaiahBaron also the fact that this game lasted super long, and the longer it goes on the more LD subjects get

    • @inferno38
      @inferno38 Рік тому +2

      I dont have any DLC to, but one time f*cking PARAGUAY had almost all of South America !

  • @wyattburke1837
    @wyattburke1837 Рік тому +19

    Monroe doctrine is beautiful

  • @rangerknight4525
    @rangerknight4525 Рік тому +4

    Iceland: "If i'm quiet they won't know I exist"

  • @VYKNIGHT
    @VYKNIGHT Рік тому +6

    return of the king

  • @anigamer379
    @anigamer379 Рік тому +18

    So glad to see you back. Looking forward to whatever future content you have planned.

  • @rqche6689
    @rqche6689 Рік тому +5

    Saw that little sliver of South America while showcasing southern hemisphere and immediately knew who was #2

  • @Hayles-oq3qm
    @Hayles-oq3qm Рік тому +3

    ah yes the nation of Bone 7:50

  • @zebrin
    @zebrin Рік тому +8

    the year is 8800, I grip my musket tightly as the hated Timurids once more assault my beloved Commonwealth of Polish-German-Hungarian-Bulgarian-Serbian-Greek-Lithuanian peoples....

  • @paweszelag7969
    @paweszelag7969 Рік тому +4

    finally, PLC doesnt get eaten in mid 17 hundreds

  • @Palasid11
    @Palasid11 Рік тому +17

    Man I missed these videos! Thanks for being back!

  • @Chewbert
    @Chewbert Рік тому +8

    He's BACK! Let's go dude! I'd love to chat with you about some modding stuff.

  • @JustMe-yr5lw
    @JustMe-yr5lw Рік тому

    Missed the videos. Happy to see this at the top of my feed

  • @manooxi327
    @manooxi327 Рік тому +1

    Glad to see u back in my feed, hoping for more 🥰

  • @NeutroniummAlchemist
    @NeutroniummAlchemist Рік тому +2

    UA-cam knew you'd be coming back, since I've suddenly been getting recommendations for this channel over the past few weeks. The algorithm can now predict the future.

  • @Nimarioos
    @Nimarioos Рік тому +3

    Glad you are back! I hope there will be planty of new content!

  • @Foaklore
    @Foaklore Рік тому +9

    Why did Italy form the Two Sicillies?! xD

  • @fnsshehrbvfgyssbvvsmmmdjjd4611

    Just binged your videos two weeks ago. Welcome back

  • @Baculitess8008
    @Baculitess8008 Рік тому +14

    Ah yes, I remember the time Friesland colonized all of south America.

  • @KingPongC327
    @KingPongC327 Рік тому +1

    “Oh, this is interesting, I should try thi- *potato computer explodes*

  • @morganholon2648
    @morganholon2648 Рік тому +2

    Love that an Emperor is called August XXXVIII and another one Tetabuxite III

  • @dohnkey1222
    @dohnkey1222 Рік тому +1

    Everyone loves a good Timmy game

  • @euversalis
    @euversalis Рік тому +6

    922M army lose 👀

  • @FlatlandsSurvivor
    @FlatlandsSurvivor Рік тому +3

    I know it was only for a moment when USA was young, but I don't think I have ever seen Illinois as a nation in this game.

  • @willg3717
    @willg3717 Рік тому

    It's good to have you back 😊

  • @seronymus
    @seronymus Рік тому +1

    Imagine a Warhammer-esque universe based off this timeline.

  • @maddogbasil
    @maddogbasil Рік тому +3

    The old world apart from Europe is basically just a sunni Ocean
    And the new world is legit a protestant Ocean with all that deep blue

  • @viniquecursahistoira
    @viniquecursahistoira Рік тому +4

    I love how the balkans and anatolia just became romanian culture lol

  • @El_Presidente_5337
    @El_Presidente_5337 Рік тому +1

    1:35 is pretty much as far in the future like we are from the perspective of the vikings.
    Time can be mind blowing.

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 Рік тому +1

    the stars at night are big and bright _clap clap clap clap_ deep in the heart of British Mexico

  • @ClUlM
    @ClUlM Рік тому

    The legend...is back!

  • @teeffw2776
    @teeffw2776 Рік тому +1

    The king returns 👑

  • @GeneralPol
    @GeneralPol Рік тому +14

    Nice seeing Two-Sicilies pop up, and you got a lovely big USA! I faced similar issue with mine, A.I didn't really increase the size of its armies from about 1800 on, suppose we cant complain too much, its only designed to get to 1821!
    Had to go away and compare this to my own 10,000 year time-lapse (for anyone interested: ua-cam.com/video/5Yro-DdSTiE/v-deo.html), interesting that in both of ours Tonga had the most development with Samoa 2nd! Army casualties are similar, to be expected give the same timespan, except my Ottoman who had went crazy and killed 1.18 Billion by attrition alone 😆

  • @bastard-took-the-name-I-had
    @bastard-took-the-name-I-had Рік тому +3

    The glorious sight of the ai refusing to colonize Africa by all means

  • @hawx00145
    @hawx00145 Рік тому +1

    MANIFEST DESTINY 2.0...
    Now no one can complain about our name...

  • @Wiksteve
    @Wiksteve Рік тому +3

    Finally Poland can into space!

  • @bastard-took-the-name-I-had
    @bastard-took-the-name-I-had Рік тому +1

    The tongan-samoan hyper wars rage on

  • @d_1_t887
    @d_1_t887 Рік тому

    LETS GO ANOTHER POST AFTER HOW LONG

  • @calebbowie8520
    @calebbowie8520 Рік тому +1

    the creek resistance was awesomw af

  • @martinus_mars
    @martinus_mars Рік тому

    I was waiting to see this! Saw that you had gone inactive, considered doing it myself...hahahah!

  • @viorp5267
    @viorp5267 Рік тому +17

    man, hope you one day do this with timeline expanded starting at like 2000 B.C.

    • @notofficialpickles507
      @notofficialpickles507 Рік тому

      There is no game for that

    • @ysff0710
      @ysff0710 Рік тому

      @@notofficialpickles507 it’s a mod for eu4

    • @hrsmp
      @hrsmp Рік тому +8

      @@ysff0710 what mod? Extended timeline starts at 2 ad. I wish there were bc version.
      And other mods like Imperium Universalis change the map so there's no way to continue to normal game

    • @speedyx3493
      @speedyx3493 Рік тому +1

      There is no way to do BCE times in EU4, it's just not possible due to how the game engine works

    • @viorp5267
      @viorp5267 Рік тому

      @@speedyx3493 I don't remember how timeline expanded handles dates, but you can start playing in the bronze age

  • @Trever101
    @Trever101 Рік тому +3

    I guessed Ming would be #2 at the start lmao, also I think if the mughals formed they would've won, so close

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr Рік тому +1

      Maybe, but Timmy was far weaker than he seemed. He held a lot of Tibet, Siberia, arabia, and Scandinavia. All mostly useless. He had Iraq, Iran, maybe Manchuria, maybe the caucus, that’s about all he had going for him.
      Commonwealth had the entire balkans, the best parts of the ottomans, the best parts of Russia, the best parts of Scandinavia, all of Eastern Europe, and United Germany.

  • @hoi-polloi1863
    @hoi-polloi1863 Рік тому +2

    Alright, say what you will about the Timurids, but they certainly fought for what they have. 922 *million* casualties? Yikes. Also funny to see that the huge United States still keeps forgetting to do something about Cuba... ;D

  • @videocontraption6304
    @videocontraption6304 Рік тому +3

    BRO I FOUND YOUR CHANNEL TODAY BEFORE YOU POSTED THIS AND I WAS SAD YOU STTOPED POSTING AND THE YOU POST THIS!!!!!

  • @tirangle4785
    @tirangle4785 Рік тому

    RETURN OF THE KING

  • @georgeheld1901
    @georgeheld1901 Рік тому

    Seven Months, wow this must’ve taken a *long* time for UA-cam to process

  • @rachelthesheep
    @rachelthesheep Рік тому

    Holy shit, been wondering where you were

  • @timothygallagher978
    @timothygallagher978 Рік тому

    Welcome back!!!!

  • @electrickeese236
    @electrickeese236 Рік тому

    YESSSSS u are back

  • @bastard-took-the-name-I-had
    @bastard-took-the-name-I-had Рік тому +1

    The cursed Romanian anatolia

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 5 місяців тому

      When you Drum Bun a little too hard.

  • @Barista.Nathan
    @Barista.Nathan Рік тому +1

    Love seeing what random culture dominates the new world: Frisian was unexpected until we saw the HRE History, then it made sense.

  • @toukoz5934
    @toukoz5934 Рік тому

    Welcome back :)

  • @gugfitufi4862
    @gugfitufi4862 Рік тому +1

    Yooo, he's back

  • @Benwut
    @Benwut 6 місяців тому +1

    love that the Timurids owned most of eurasia, but couldn't form the Mughals cos they never got Delhi

  • @CatBoxLive
    @CatBoxLive 27 днів тому

    This is the timeline I want to live in. Manifest destiny finally complete… im the Americas.. time to bring it to the rest!

  • @notlucas6859
    @notlucas6859 Рік тому

    WOOO HES BACK

  • @mr.jordan2905
    @mr.jordan2905 Рік тому

    ime Traveller breaks a branch.
    Time Traveller: Meh... It's Probably noth...
    HOLY ROMAN SOVIET REPUBLIC.

  • @kristofevarsson6903
    @kristofevarsson6903 Рік тому +1

    Man, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth is seriously overpowered against Turkic cultures. No matter how OP they are, Europe was still defended.
    Props, guys. Kudos even.

  • @Lamp004
    @Lamp004 Рік тому

    i havent played EU4 in a long while, where u using mods for the 10,000 years run?

  • @emi_fisher
    @emi_fisher Рік тому

    you're alive!

  • @125discipline2
    @125discipline2 Рік тому

    i've always like timurids more than the mughals but i cant contain myself from clicking the button!

  • @notlucas6859
    @notlucas6859 Рік тому +1

    no one is gonna talk about romanian ottomans?

  • @COLLAPSARQ
    @COLLAPSARQ 10 місяців тому

    No one expected reborn of Novgorod in tenth millenium

    • @videogamefanfilms
      @videogamefanfilms 8 місяців тому

      Im going to be doing a Lets play EU4 gradually changing Nations throughout the campaign ... Which Nation should i start off as ??

  • @mtiger1086
    @mtiger1086 Рік тому

    i like when you show litle odities like the mameluks

  • @F3uertrunk3n
    @F3uertrunk3n Рік тому +1

    This game wasn't designed to go on this long. Cultures and religions 10000 years from now would be entirely unrecognizable. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a Cult of the Holy Light, dedicated to worshiping photons.

  • @Bifocalproductions
    @Bifocalproductions Рік тому

    Mega campaign going into stellaris💀

  • @user-vc5bh5go7m
    @user-vc5bh5go7m 7 місяців тому

    how long have you been playing?

  • @joschibamboschi9960
    @joschibamboschi9960 Рік тому

    how do u make a timelapse when u played a game?

  • @gafeleon9032
    @gafeleon9032 Рік тому

    That's one tall iceland if I've ever seen one

  • @ratronald
    @ratronald Рік тому +1

    Can we see a game where all nations are hordes?

  • @BigBrotherMateyka
    @BigBrotherMateyka Рік тому +1

    Murrica go brr lol

  • @Purzify
    @Purzify Рік тому +2

    United States of America literally became the United States of America 13:00

    • @videogamefanfilms
      @videogamefanfilms 8 місяців тому

      Im going to be doing a Lets play EU4 gradually changing Nations throughout the campaign ... Which Nation should i start off as ??

  • @ramp597
    @ramp597 Рік тому

    I didn't expect Delhi to last so long

  • @TwistySponge
    @TwistySponge Рік тому +1

    Ahh yes, the great continent of south USA

  • @PatricKlein86
    @PatricKlein86 10 місяців тому

    I wouldn’t mind being Due Siciliano

  • @bobettethedestroyerthebuil1034

    How does your computer handle this

  • @maxvillaverde6430
    @maxvillaverde6430 Рік тому

    95k troops on one small island classic mamluks move

    • @videogamefanfilms
      @videogamefanfilms 8 місяців тому

      Im going to be doing a Lets play EU4 gradually changing Nations throughout the campaign ... Which Nation should i start off as ??

  • @249cubegame
    @249cubegame Рік тому

    How the heck is there an August XLI?

  • @gregorystruck679
    @gregorystruck679 Рік тому

    Ah yes, the American revolution of 2981.

  • @themightyeagle21
    @themightyeagle21 Рік тому

    Bone

  • @reentrysfs6317
    @reentrysfs6317 Рік тому

    Yes

  • @teki3680
    @teki3680 Рік тому +7

    Its sad that eu is just an map painter and countries can't broke in different kingdoms like in crusader kings.

    • @erwannthietart3602
      @erwannthietart3602 Рік тому

      Would be hard to implemant since its no longer the feodal age, you cant just break countries by having wrong succession right anymore though i suppose you could get the Vicky 2 "dismantle" options if the cores didnt vanish in a few hundred years