A Completely Normal Game of Truth or Dare

I started this video back in August but I couldn't find the motivation to finish it, so I decided to publish it prematurely. This explains why some characters didn't get picked.
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/ t0mwiz

[@loading...948]

We never found out where the body was.....

[@hugoc.m.7727]

it was squidward

[@alakazamishere]

Marso Da Bearded Dragon no, I hav the body, it’s agent 8 boy version, she killed him cuz he said she ugly and took her boxies

[@ameliagorden5835]

Oh no I put this comment onto 666 likes f

[@cyberOIO]

it was:
*JOE MAMA!* (i'm sorry)

[@speedytuurt7406]

cap'n sus

[@latte876]

Agent 8 had only one last thing to say to Joe
"GOODBYE JOJO!"

[@dilfatron]

**jonathan screaming**

[@agentsquid9079]

All Agent 8 had to say was
*YOUR NEXT LINE IS-*

[@markm.8286]

KONO DIO DA!!

[@icey020]

Dank memes

[@Rickysuperlink]

Is dIs A jOJo REfeReNCe?

[@PineappleStix]

Why does Plush Pearl scare me

[@hugoc.m.7727]

pearl plush that will delete all your cringey fanarts that you think are hot and calls you gay

[@_.-Lily-._]

She will throw C.Q cumber at you

[@iwantshinjumpinbuttbootynaked]

I have one she saw that
Pearl:I know where you live

[@williamhinson2863]

She'll execute anyone that criticises you

[@gregormccormick6092]

I'm more scared the fact that marie is t posing.

[@Sunray625]

Splatona 3: the search for gay rights

[@Mika_Mikakunin]

Noooooo

[@Sunray625]

@@Mika_Mikakunin why not?

[@Mika_Mikakunin]

@@Sunray625 to funny

[@swampbottom1109]

I would play the hell out of that ngl

[@Sunray625]

@@swampbottom1109 me too

[@markm.8286]

Oh no. 3 having gay rights is gonna start some fan art...

[@rainyalice2890]

*i am scared*

[@nimirose_]

And the ships... Oh Cod the ships!

[@nene4951]

Geo From DeltaRune oh god

[@salvadormoure5211]

@@nimirose_ I shipped 3 and 8 but 3 being male for a comic about a crossover of multiple videogames and TV shows lol

[@simplysquibbly]

she already did when 8 stepped into existence

[@BobRossCat]

2:30 "It's"
He's: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@sabitsukiheck6217]

It does not deserve respect

[@motoyomakoto7801]

Everyone chose dare
Agent 8 chose Truth
BRAVE LADIE

[@taxfraud3229]

Impossible how did you find the body?

[@tyfleur]

Joe mama

[@captainblue5096]

Spayciecayke
*WAIT WHAT*

[@humbloom]

VIDEO ENDS

[@spinelquitiguess8379]

1:06
Marie: *I’m glad humans are extinct.*

[@q.k.69420]

Yes

[@microwave8931]

Yeah...

[@OnyxAmadeus]

bruh i dont get whats wrong w the drawing tho??is it just that that left guy is fat or?Bc that's...pretty shallow

[@michael_likes_piccolo]

strawberry deercake exactly

[@OnyxAmadeus]

@@michael_likes_piccolo yikes

[@Ali-uc4wo]

“What happened to joe”
“How did they find the body”
“ *JOE MAMA*- wait what* “

[@DreadnoughtCyro]

Nice

[@microwave8931]

Pearl and Agent 8 killed Joe, and 8 hid the body.

[@trashbotyth3727]

“Did you hear what happened to Joe?”
“Impossible, how did you find the body”
“Joemama”
“WAIT WHAT”

[@avinXOXO]

EIGHT......

[@yusuke9483]

“Why am i here”

[@obviouslykaleb7998]

Just to suffer?

[@beansyummydesu]

@@obviouslykaleb7998 Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers.

[@SM-uh6xt]

Dont know

[@Gurkeee]

Yes
- DJ Octavio

[@birbularguy]

I still remember the last thing Joe said before he kicked the bucket.
‘Hey how far do ya think i can kick this bucket?’

[@thesophisticatedbaby8594]

0:40
I've actually never agreed more with a fictional character than at this exact moment

[@Bea-hd6ue]

I honestly have to agree

[@huddled_up]

lets see uh,
in good mario game
uhhhhhhh

[@luissantiagomijareso.2450]

For me it was 1:04
(At least the art wasn't that bad as I'd imagine)

[@dreamy4522]

This is one of my favorite videos of yours
Awesome job, TomWiz

[@Systemerrorick]

0:32 - 0:40
she made a great point

[@light161_]

geno is daddy sakurai's most wanted character

[@ameliagorden5835]

a clay

[@amyvoorhees8291]

2:26 you can see on the top right corner of the building that it says "nintendo"

[@nikminnet2768]

Oh no! Homophobia Inc. took over Nintendo HQ!

[@tinydogo6731]

@@nikminnet2768 Oh no!

[@monsquidchr6533]

Should say Disney tbh

[@sheldonism7635]

“That is all the fat people typing really fast on their keyboards” I’M DEAD

[@PygmentSplat]

Captain Cuttlefish being tied up and forced to play is hilarious to me

[@zacharyjohnson9562]

*how strange, I suddenly lost hope in humanity.*

[@microwave8931]

I don't know why I accepted the invite...

[@gasterthemaster6490]

Why am I relating to a squid so much?

[@hankenjoyer]

I know this doesnt really matter but this was uploaded on my birthday and that makes me very happy

[@TomWiz]

I see a lot of people saying that the fan art was not cursed. I don’t know your tastes but for me fat male agent 4 is at least a level 2 cursed fan art.

[@Thehipsteremo]

I agree with you, it is very cursed, and of course they had to choose four somebody who is already left out of art 80% of the time.
Normally I wouldn't have a problem if they made a character thick but when I look at their four I feel the need to get a restating order.

[@cyberOIO]

for me it's over 9,000.

[@oliviab.9194]

Lol yea!

[@oliviab.9194]

@@cyberOIO nice.

[@nectareens]

lol imagine thinking fat people are cursed and not completely normal, this post was made by the Has Interacted With Real People gang

[@LilacJuvia]

GAY RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS

[@klutz5338]

C.q:did you hear about joe?
8: impossible how did you find the bo-
C.q:haha joe mama......wait what

[@TheGains75]

0:37 me when i give a invite

[@cherrycrusader808]

1:34
Looks like now I know who threw Dio into that Jewelry store...Thanks, Pearl!

[@chaoticchild519]

3: shoots Hugh
His choice banded hydrigon:*megalovania intensifies*

[@DarthMolgy]

*Nate

[@elnic_kai]

i never knew that someone was producing original splatoon content in a similar style to jamzietocool and how much i needed it in my life

[@marioandsonicplush6456]

Splatoon 3 looking great.

[@thesilenceryoshi6124]

Callie Default dancing made me laugh at the beginning

[@fyra_cat2119]

Made me laugh way more than it shouldve

[@TheRealLTO]

When Marie lost all hopes in humanity I lost my soul

[@mapleboi9019]

0:39 thank you so much this made me happy

[@insomniatic991]

Agent 3 Gay rights icon

[@fyra_cat2119]

I love how CQ has the same voice as 3

[@scrunklebabbler]

Agent 8’s dare should’ve been replaying the octo expansion all over again

[@nintendomain4956]

2:06 me when everyone plays smash at one time

[@MoroFuoro]

I can’t believe marie did a speedrun of cursed splatoon art

[@uhh9030]

"Joe mama! ... Wait what!?"

[@tinydogo6731]

Oh no ITS THE COMEBACK OF BR- oh
FuNnY

[@cyberOIO]

The devil himself aka CQ Cucumber: But the paper is blank.
4: *e x a c t l y*
Every person that wants Geno in smash: *Unexplained anger*

[@cyanide_crow7970]

"Did you hear what happened to Joe?"
"Impossible, how did you find the body?"
*Wait-*

[@NeeraNarukami]

Therapist: Don’t worry dancing Callie can’t hurt you
Dancing Callie: Think again
And even after all that I still find her best squid sister

[@skaaderman]

"how strange, I suddenly Lost all hopes in humanity"

[@lunapyrope9683]

This was Agent 3 and Captain’s secret journey before Octo Expansion confirmed.

[@TheGameFlinger]

Cucumber: is council
Agent 8: TRUTH TRUTH TRUTH JUST DONT EXPLODE ME

[@PaperWorldManShoji]

CQ: Did you hear what happened to Joe?
8: Wait you found the body
CQ: JOE MA-
*HOLD UP*

[@Galaxyzzz__]

I’m now glad agent 3 exists because I’m lesbian

[@reethelemon]

Marie: how strange, I suddenly lost all hopes in humanity.
Marie, Isn't humanity already dead?humans are extinct in The universe you live in. isn't it kind of too late to lose hope 12.000 years after they died.

[@Charlisei6565]

“Why am I here”

[@splatphoenix3701]

Oh man, how did you find the body?
Joe Mama!
Wait what the fu-

[@six_buck_dlc]

"It stops on a dime, Mario!"

[@ecosnovusmusic]

C.Q cumber:but the paper is blank...
Agent 4:Exactly
Me: *Dies of laughter*

[@cathackzz]

this video pretty much summarises this fandom tbh

[@fart676]

I saw that picture before and never looked again...

[@max-UH-million]

Some of the Splatoon Community’s art is actually Either cute or really good

[@monsquidchr6533]

Yes.
_And then we have blue and orange shippers, and everything in between_

[@dat1kid290]

0:32 - 0:41 “terminalmontage fans didn’t like that”

[@vioriis3417]

How strange, I suddenly lost all hopes to humanity.

[@grapejuice245]

“Why am I here?”

[@brokenuser-fw7xk]

That photo is giving me nightmares

[@benjaminokonski9186]

Agent 8 is the man...er, Octoling...behind the slaughter.

[@gabrielr-nki8296]

Everyone: In the name of the council, you are off the charge
C.Q.cumber: I am the Council.

[@pandasaremyspiritanimal1301]

everyone else: did you hear what happened to joe
Agent 8: IMPOSSIBLE, HOW DID YOU FIND THE BODY

[@commandgorgon380]

Wait there was a body

[@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr]

_female_ agent 3
and she has the meme voice

[@Lucas-gy5yr]

This video makes me enjoy every moment of my existence

[@DazaisSkinandKin]

Imagine video game dialogue:
[You obtained *gay rights*]

[@Sashathewormie45]

0:11 Callie fortnite dance lol

[@tatabonhomme3068]

Miss humanity wiped out long before you there's no hope hope to have

[@lizzyserf]

everyone say thank you agent 3 for destroying homophobia once and for all

[@literallymalware]

Thank you agent 3, very cool

[@ElectricOrange]

I would want commander tartar in this and get a dare "lose hope in humanity"

[@shinysylveon581]

This cured my depression

[@dreamylittleowl727]

Mine too

[@san_go_no3]

I like how this implies Nate from Pokémon Black 2 and White 2 is homophobic and works at Homophobia Inc.
Gay Rights have been obtained.

[@justawaken3645]

Lalallala- *DIP WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING HERE*

[@guadalupesantiago9855]

CQ Cumber: What happened to Joel Agent 8: How did find the body. CQ Cumber: Joel mama wait what?

[@_chadrose]

Plot twist, Kyle resurrected as X AE L-XII

[@sparklingemolga5169]

You didn't spin it right, test failed

[@carlosbaquera9820]

When Marie says: "How strange" rewind the video by 10 seconds and you will hear: "How strange, something simple".

[@yipps1171]

Agent 4 never gets respect she deserves😔

[@brandonhaviken4229]

I’m skeptical that you would, yet intrigued that you may

[@octonia6782]

I am literally agent 8 every time me and my friends play T&D

[@gregormccormick6092]

If 8 didn't choose truth she would have to complete matchmaker station with the rapid blaster.

[@chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031]

The Blessed Pearl Doll is best bean along with the other Blessed Splatoon Dolls.

[@janesjelly5325]

I laughed so much at this please tell me there's another one of these

[@samuelbernhardt2336]

No one:
Literally No one:
Me when I'm Back fill in Overwatch:
1:04

[@ValkoWC]

well done captain 3 for obtaining gay rights!!! they need an oscar NOW!!!

[@dreamrush5213]

Im enjoying the kingdom hearts music in the background as i watch this lol

[@davimariee]

I'm just confused
I love this

[@justinmakesjokes5017]

DJ Octavio didn’t have a turn

[@Tiinie]

bro 2:47 kyles face tho

[@Korrin69]

The canary for agent 4 wasn't bad it was actually cute

[@coldmill8615]

That Geno thing really hurt me...

[@brandonhaviken4229]

I need *disappointed noises* as a sound clip that I can have on hand at all times

[@mellaneeallen7419]

The bottle should've landed on octotavio because the dare should be "Dare u to put those shades on Callie to destroy everyone with bombs of rush"😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@iloveminecraft6222]

T posing marie is my favourite

[@localkinnie5370]

Thank you agent 3.

[@wick_1355]

(Suddenly I have lost all hope in humanity.) *I think you mean SQUIDMANITY*

[@ijustwatchvideosandleaveco1004]

Nobody:
My fever dreams:
Oh ye it’s my birthday too

[@critrawkets]

1:04
Me too Marie...me too...

[@tinydogo6731]

1:05 to 1:11
That cracks me up so much
( yes I am late )