Meet Cartman, the fat one. Meet Kenny, the lucky one. Meet Kyle, the smart one. Meet Stan, the cute one. They all live in South Park, every Wednesday on Comedy Central.
And meet Randy, the obnoxious, annoying one who gets way too much screen time and isn't as funny as he used to be and people are getting sick of, but the writers don't care because they think he's hilarious.
Side Character Version: Meet Butters, the abused one Meet Craig, the F one Meet Tweek, the gay one Meet Clyde, the silent one Meet Jimmy, the funny one Meet Timmy, TIMMMEH
I like in the earlier seasons, Stan was portrayed as interchangeably angry as Kyle, but as the seasons goes on, Stan gets more depressed and Kyle gets more cynical
@@pawnhearts8785 curb your enthusiasm is different because that was on HBO and was allowed to get away with a lot of stuff. The fact that South Park was able to say and do a lot of what it did in spite of being on cable is actually unbelievable in hindsight.
I like how Chef is the only non-kid character that appears in the promo at the end, like if you couldn't depict the gang without Chef. Fly high Isaac Hayes... ❤
Yeah why are Stan and Kyle literally yelling when they were supposedly the most chill ones. Though to be fair, Cartman was actually pretty chill back then. Kenny's just weird.
Same here Chef was great shame he got assey and quit the show - Isaac Hayes the voice of Chef died in 2008 though so sadly he will never be back! RIP Isaac / Chef
Stan the cute one? It'd explain why he ended up so high on the girls' list. Also, Kenny's the lucky one? Well if you look at it one way he is pretty lucky.
New version: Kyle, the Jew one Stan, the emotional one Eric, the fatass Kenny, the undying one Butters, the innocent one Timmy, the crippled one Jimmy, the funny one Tolkien, the black one Clyde, the simping one Tweek and Craig, the gay ones They all live in SouthPark
My version Kyle: the smartest one Cartman: the evil one Kenny: the heroic one Stan: the emotional one Butters: the unlucky one Pip : the innocent one Gary: the too innocent one Wendy : the cute one Bebe: the Kyle fangirl one Heidi: the kind one Token: the black one Jimmy: the funny one Craig and tweek: the gay ones Rebecca: the ladies men in reverse one Ike: the football one Clyde: the dumb one Nichole: the pretty one Estella: the beautifully abusive one Damien: the crazy one Lexus: the sexy one
Pretty accurate, though calling Kyle evil is a bit of a stretch. He's no angel tho. And Cartman is just, "Archie Bunker until we decided to make him a murderer".
Stan would be like "wish she still was here with me today! Expect without puking!" Kenny woulda muffled "Okay, I don't know or even remember why I died countless times. Glad that I decided to come back!" Cartman would be like " DAMMIT KYLE! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME FAT ON STAGE!"
That's an interesting concept. Trey and Matt should do one like this, where the boys go back in time to stop Cartman from having an anal probe so that all of this stuff that's been happen to them over the years will stop and the boys can live a normal life without anything political or world ending happening.
2023: Cartman, the deceitful one Kenny, the unlucky one Kyle, the smart one Stan, the other smart one Butters, the other unlucky one Craig, the rude one Tweek, the jittery one Jimmy, the righteous one Timmy, Timmy, timmy
2024 version Cartman: The carbohydrated one. Kenny: The cute one. Butters: The one who gets treated badly. Stan: The one with a psycho sister. Kyle: The Jewish one.
My opinion on their season 1 roll call: Cartman, the fat one. (His is accurate) Kenny, the unlucky one. (I know it’s sarcasm and I love Kenny) Kyle, the sassy one who’s just there to insult everybody. (But him being considered the smart one is also very accurate) Stan, the cute one. (His is also accurate) My opinion on their roll call now: Cartman, the evil asf one. Kenny, the quiet one. Kyle, still the smart one. Stan, the emotional one.
The only time i see nostalgia as valid cause this time period would've been so sick, i was literally born in 97' so i wasn't able to percieve it yet smh. Being able to experience the attitude era and prime South Park would've kicked too much ass. You'd always see people with cartman signs at WWF events too, they kinda seamlessly rose together.
Darren Lusane, my old 8th grade geography teacher, liked this show, _MADtv_ and _Family Guy_ growing up as a teen in Virginia, where he was born and raised. 😏
2024: Stan, the depressed as frick one. Kyle, the annoying one who calls everyone out while doing the same crap himself. Kenny, doesn't die anymore (I don't think) Cartman, uh first he was fat then he was evil and now he's... idk... Butters, uh first he was innocent then he was evil and now he's... wait what? Other kids, the too many characters ones. Randy, the too-much-screentime one. Other adults: the even more wasted-screentime-ones
Totally Spies Version Meet Clover: The cute one Meet Sam: The Smart One Meet Alexandra: The Evil One Meet Mandy: The Unlucky One Meet Diana: The lucky one
![South Park (Funniest Moments) [Seasons 1-5]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HYz5mDlwxJw/mqdefault.jpg)
"Kenny dies in South Park"
line of the fucking century.
well not anymore, they stopped killing him in season 4 soooo
Trulor
they didn't stop killing him just not that often
He died in the second episode of the new season
@@trulor 7, they stopped killing him in season 7.
So true!!
2020 version:
Stan, the emotional one.
Kyle, the smart one.
Cartman, the evil one.
Kenny, the other one.
Timmeh: the chosen one
Butters: the adorable one.
@@leahcrosby3991 yoo, bill cosby!
Jimmy: the handicapped one
Jimmy then: Da hood
Jimmy now: The wholesome one
2021 version:
Meet Stan, the depressed one
Meet Kyle, the Jewish one
Meet Cartman, the sadistic one
Meet Kenny, the ignored one.
How can he be the millennial one? They're all the same age. He had one episode where he joined a millennial group, he's not usually like that. 🤣
And meet Randy, the obnoxious, annoying one who gets way too much screen time and isn't as funny as he used to be and people are getting sick of, but the writers don't care because they think he's hilarious.
Side Character Version:
Meet Butters, the abused one
Meet Craig, the F one
Meet Tweek, the gay one
Meet Clyde, the silent one
Meet Jimmy, the funny one
Meet Timmy, TIMMMEH
@@bowmaj8666, WAIT WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE HELP I’M WEAK-😭💀
Meet Pip, The Dead British one.
I like in the earlier seasons, Stan was portrayed as interchangeably angry as Kyle, but as the seasons goes on, Stan gets more depressed and Kyle gets more cynical
To think this was once incredibly shocking by TV standards
iLoveJackingOn
Curb your enthusiasm: Hold my Palestinian chicken
@@pawnhearts8785 curb your enthusiasm is different because that was on HBO and was allowed to get away with a lot of stuff. The fact that South Park was able to say and do a lot of what it did in spite of being on cable is actually unbelievable in hindsight.
Tv ma
Yeah, it was.
@iLoveJackingOn Wonder Showzen is pretty close
Member when Kenny was a main character
Oliver Hart Yeah, I Member :(
Member when Kenny wasn't a main character but still had a line or two in the season?
Kenny is still a main character
Aki 2.0 he isnt
Oliver Hart why?
And since when?
Stan should've been called the mature one
+Miner Robloxz or the normal one
Chris Shattuck Same thing.
I don't think any of them were terribly mature in the first season. I agree Stan and Kyle were always less outlandish than Cartman and Kenny though.
Or the sensitive one, or the one in touch with his feminine side.
I know.
Comedy Central hasn't really changed since 1997, they still have new South Park episodes every Wednesday night at 10 PM in 2017
DylBeen the Plotagonist and randomee 240 there’s marathons now
South Park 25th 8/7c
I miss comedy central of the 90s and 2000s.. :'( ❤️
I grew up watching Comedy Central since 2001.
"Stan the cute one"
PringleFace :)
lol
PringleFace Wendy told the narrator to give a shout out! 😂😂💖💘
stan marsh I think your GF was behind this, Stan!! 😂😂
So cute he makes you vomit.
Cartman: the fat one
Kenny: the lucky one
Kyle: the smart one
Stan: the cute one
Pretty accurate
Stan is pretty Cute I bet lots of girls have a crush on him
Kenny def ain't lucky.
@@supermarioplushgirl3445Fangirls, you mean.
I miss this announcer's voice. It was so calm and collected like the way it did when we watched cartoons from cartoon network and Nickelodeon.
definitely
Did he do voiceovers for any other commercials/promos?
@@TVFan810 yeah
I like how Chef is the only non-kid character that appears in the promo at the end, like if you couldn't depict the gang without Chef. Fly high Isaac Hayes... ❤
This seems so different from the newer episodes
Yea, they should bring back the peacefulness of season 1 for episodes and only use the violence and stuff u see now for more 90min episodes
Cartman, the evil one. Kenny, the one who has no relevance to the show whatsoever. Kyle, the smart one. Stan, the mature one.
“CARTMAN YOU’RE SUCH A FATASS THAT WHEN YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET PEOPLE GO DAMMIT THATS A BIG FATASS” Kyle 1997
I love how Cartman tries to get mad like the rest of them but instantly stops giving a shit at the end of every promo
Why are Stan and Kyle angry in the promo. And why is Kenny blinking so much
Yeah why are Stan and Kyle literally yelling when they were supposedly the most chill ones.
Though to be fair, Cartman was actually pretty chill back then. Kenny's just weird.
I miss early South Park! The rustic simplicity of the animation and stories made it better IMHO
Meet Cartman, the evil one.
Meet Kenny, the misunderstood one.
Meet Kyle, the millenial.
Meet Stan, the cynical one.
I miss chef :(
Same here Chef was great shame he got assey and quit the show - Isaac Hayes the voice of Chef died in 2008 though so sadly he will never be back! RIP Isaac / Chef
HELLO THERE, CHILDREN
@@dominicaaaaa5547 In all fairness he wasn't being used much before Isaac quit the show and the character was killed off.
@@dominicaaaaa5547 chef's fruity little club made him quit the show.. *cough
We all do...
Stan the cute one? It'd explain why he ended up so high on the girls' list. Also, Kenny's the lucky one? Well if you look at it one way he is pretty lucky.
Wdym lucky? 😭😭
New version:
Kyle, the Jew one
Stan, the emotional one
Eric, the fatass
Kenny, the undying one
Butters, the innocent one
Timmy, the crippled one
Jimmy, the funny one
Tolkien, the black one
Clyde, the simping one
Tweek and Craig, the gay ones
They all live in SouthPark
stan, *the cute one*
Astrokitty Animations :)
😊
Clare Gundersen ik that was random.
@@SUPERFREAKYYOW why he's not ugly
@@ISSOU_698 I'm sorry that I posted that. It was very cringe.
The low budget animation of South Park makes it look like a 90s Nickelodeon show.
the show was digatal back in 1997 that was expensive back then till like 1999 "low budget" is incorrect
Happy 20th season South park Man I feel old!
Ahh the old comedy central days... I was only 8 years old back in 97’ and started watching them in 99’ crazy how much the show has changed.
Stan: *throws up*
Wendy: Ewww
Stan: sOrRy
Dead XD
You made him sound like Ricky from trailer park boys. Now frig off. 🤣
2022:
Cartman, The Maniac
Kenny, The Survivalist
Stan, The Playmaker
Kyle, The Oddball
and Butters, The Lamb
Stan: The Cute One
1998... Man, I miss that channels, comedy central.. MTV... The beay of thr best!!
Best*
My version
Kyle: the smartest one
Cartman: the evil one
Kenny: the heroic one
Stan: the emotional one
Butters: the unlucky one
Pip : the innocent one
Gary: the too innocent one
Wendy : the cute one
Bebe: the Kyle fangirl one
Heidi: the kind one
Token: the black one
Jimmy: the funny one
Craig and tweek: the gay ones
Rebecca: the ladies men in reverse one
Ike: the football one
Clyde: the dumb one
Nichole: the pretty one
Estella: the beautifully abusive one
Damien: the crazy one
Lexus: the sexy one
Stan is cute
***** ik but I like Stan but I prefer craig
***** I dno
I know ♥
His top 3 cutest boy in the class in the list episode
He mentioned cute in like as a teddy bear of a kitten or baby.
Meet Cartman, the fat one.
Meet Kenny, the lucky one.
Meet Kyle, the smart one.
Meet Stan, the cute one.
*Stan the cute one XD*
@LilyZu *he’s so cute he’ll make you vomit*
But what is true
0:24 is taken from an earlier version of Weight Gain 4000 because the flag says "Welcome Kathy Lee" in the final version.
I realized.
I don't understand why south park isn't on netflix? Ticks me off
ilovelegos2000@ because you can watch it free at southparkstudios
Ethan Blair yes but some of the episodes u have to access to hulu
Was on Netflix actually
@@okamijubei Not two years ago though. South Park being on Netflix is very recent
@@ilovelegos2000 i dont have Hulu but i have access to watch all episodes... since 2016 (when I started watching it)
2021
Kyle: the evil one
Cartman: the more evil one
Kenny: the Mcpoormick one
Stan: the depressed one
Pretty accurate, though calling Kyle evil is a bit of a stretch. He's no angel tho. And Cartman is just, "Archie Bunker until we decided to make him a murderer".
Kenny is the lucky one because he can say whatever he says and the censors can’t bleep him because they can’t understand what he’s saying
Stan being the cute one is so tru
"Kyle lives in South Park", "Stan lives in South Park", and " Kenny dies in South Park"? Seriously?
It was a joke about how Kenny would always die
@@Parappadarappa2 no shit
Lol so what's your problem then? No sense of humour?
I wonder how the main characters would react when they look back to the first season of South Park?
Stan would be like "wish she still was here with me today! Expect without puking!"
Kenny woulda muffled "Okay, I don't know or even remember why I died countless times. Glad that I decided to come back!"
Cartman would be like " DAMMIT KYLE! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME FAT ON STAGE!"
@@B01G3n1us Wendy would be like: "Why did I sound like a little kid?! I'm 10 for crying out loud!"
Everyone but cartman and Kenny would be like:
*Kenny died? What the fuck?!*
That's an interesting concept. Trey and Matt should do one like this, where the boys go back in time to stop Cartman from having an anal probe so that all of this stuff that's been happen to them over the years will stop and the boys can live a normal life without anything political or world ending happening.
It’s amazing how South Park had the same time slot ever since it premiered
Why are stan and kyle so pissed at 0:59?
They do be furious.
STAN IS LITERALLY “THE CUTE ONE”
THEY ARENT WRONG THOUGH HE KINDA BABY
He has like 0 facial features 😆
@@JuneWrld209 Well he ain't the ugliest.
And TO THIS DAY, it still airs on Wednesdays
information not found at 10:00
Kenny Dies in South Park Every Wednesday at 10:00pm Here on Comedy Central
Back since Chef use to be with the boys in the good times
"Kenny dies in South Park every Wednesday at 10 PM."
Dayum.
the miss the old south park
Well, you can still watch it.
I did on hulu
I used to watch the old ones before
I love their old South Park Episodes
2023:
Cartman, the deceitful one
Kenny, the unlucky one
Kyle, the smart one
Stan, the other smart one
Butters, the other unlucky one
Craig, the rude one
Tweek, the jittery one
Jimmy, the righteous one
Timmy, Timmy, timmy
Thats what i said about kenny: “the unlucky one”
2024 version
Cartman: The carbohydrated one.
Kenny: The cute one.
Butters: The one who gets treated badly.
Stan: The one with a psycho sister.
Kyle: The Jewish one.
Butters is the cute one, how dare you.
every wednesday at 10pm, kenny dies. every day and time except for the one mentioned, he survives
If this promo was alive today it would say meet Stan the guy that thinks everything is shit
As an old soul person for 1997, Jesus Christ......seeing South Park on Comedy Central holy shit this is nostalgia.
My opinion on their season 1 roll call:
Cartman, the fat one. (His is accurate)
Kenny, the unlucky one. (I know it’s sarcasm and I love Kenny)
Kyle, the sassy one who’s just there to insult everybody. (But him being considered the smart one is also very accurate)
Stan, the cute one. (His is also accurate)
My opinion on their roll call now:
Cartman, the evil asf one.
Kenny, the quiet one.
Kyle, still the smart one.
Stan, the emotional one.
Trey and Matt go back to the old roots 📒 the notebook represents the old roots
WWF attitude era...Wcw vs Nwo...N64 & PlayStation...This takes me back to that time Lol.
The only time i see nostalgia as valid cause this time period would've been so sick, i was literally born in 97' so i wasn't able to percieve it yet smh. Being able to experience the attitude era and prime South Park would've kicked too much ass. You'd always see people with cartman signs at WWF events too, they kinda seamlessly rose together.
Nostalgia right here my dudes
Reminds me of when South Park was funny rather than depressing.
I enjoy old seasons lot more than new ones
Same :P
It feels like they didn’t have an adjective to describe Stan and just chose “cute”
So if they live in South Park every Wednesday at 10:00 PM them where are they MONDAY TUESDAY THURSDAY AND FRIDAY?
Kennys promo is arguably the best one it does a great job contradicting his character by acually telling the truth about his character traight
Yeah and strangely none of the others do that.
“Kenny, the lucky one”
Instantly dies. Can’t tell if they are being sarcastic or serious
I would call him “unlucky”
Darren Lusane, my old 8th grade geography teacher, liked this show, _MADtv_ and _Family Guy_ growing up as a teen in Virginia, where he was born and raised. 😏
why is kenny considered the lucky one?
Because he used to die in almost every episode and he comes back unscaved the next episode.
it's just irony
Christopher Malone h
F
sarcasm...
***** ME
Man wensday 10pm schedule never changed
Love these!
Love these promos ❤
I wanna live in South Park!
"Meet South Park's Stan, the cute one"
*vomits*
Yep
Lori also vomits in every episode because she’s the bossy one who uses her cellphone
It would be cool if they made for some secondary characters at the time
The first seasons were the best
Shelia (Kyle's mom): No using gay as an insult boys.
Kenny dies in South Park, every Wednesday at 10pm here on Comedy Central.
Stan the puking one
Little do people know in 1997 when this showed, this is the beginning of what become a GIANT show.
they make it sound like South Park has visitation rights for kyle and stan-
2024:
Stan, the depressed as frick one.
Kyle, the annoying one who calls everyone out while doing the same crap himself.
Kenny, doesn't die anymore (I don't think)
Cartman, uh first he was fat then he was evil and now he's... idk...
Butters, uh first he was innocent then he was evil and now he's... wait what?
Other kids, the too many characters ones.
Randy, the too-much-screentime one.
Other adults: the even more wasted-screentime-ones
Nostalgic
Meet ME, the idiot one in south park
Kyle Broflovski is my favorite South Park Character
Kenny is very unlucky at the end of season 5……
Happy 20th birthday southpark
0:11
0:25
0:01 I Like Cartman The Only Character
Why are kyle and stan so angry
You’ve got to experience it all from the very beginning, starting with the very first season of “South Park”!!!
0:36 Kyle has no chill
Kenny is the unlucky one
it's called sarcasm.
It's called sarcasm.
no hes lucky since hes immortal
*THAT'S THE JOKE*
:(
Does anyone know who did the voice over for the advert?
"Kenny dies in South Park" no shit
Kyle lives in South Park every Wednesday on 10 pm . What’s with 9 pm ?
Wish I was born in the 90's to see this show from the very beginning
Cartman lives in south park
Kyle lives in south park
Stan lives in south park
Kenny dies in south park
Totally Spies Version
Meet Clover: The cute one
Meet Sam: The Smart One
Meet Alexandra: The Evil One
Meet Mandy: The Unlucky One
Meet Diana: The lucky one
Kyle Lives In South Park Every Wednesday at 10:00 pm Here On Comedy Central
*”Kenny dies in South Park”*
*”Every Wednesday at **10:00**pm”*
"Here At Comedy Central."
Cartman Lives in South Park Every Wednesday at 10:00 pm
the cute one😭😭
What would a 2023 version of this be like?
0:01 The Fat One. Oh my god! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kenny, the inmortal one