*ASMR* Vietnamese Match Maker Role Play (Soft Spoken)

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  • @felixthefelis5052
    @felixthefelis5052 4 роки тому +885

    My best friend is Vietnamese American, we always had this joke that her last name will forever be Nguyen, since every guy she dated also had that last name. " It's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation for you," I would always say. Then, she married a guy with the last name of Kowalski.

    • @probablyanadult7354
      @probablyanadult7354 4 роки тому +228

      I'll need an analysis on the husband

    • @skzkkzksks
      @skzkkzksks 4 роки тому +51

      Kowalski? i’ve heard that name somewhere in poland-

    • @coolfool4950
      @coolfool4950 4 роки тому +128

      Kowalski, Analysis?

    • @canavero4288
      @canavero4288 4 роки тому +30

      @@skzkkzksks yeah names ending in -ski are usually Polish

    • @karolinaraleigh2221
      @karolinaraleigh2221 4 роки тому +54

      Kowalski is the most common surname in Poland. Something like Smith or Johnson in US.

  • @charlie9369
    @charlie9369 4 роки тому +500

    "I have to tell myself I can, I can. But really inside I can not" 😂 relatable queen

  • @Charvo75
    @Charvo75 4 роки тому +511

    Be Nguyen is one of the best ASMR characters on UA-cam. Thanks for another great video.

    • @ASMRtwodae
      @ASMRtwodae  4 роки тому +67

      Made my day! Thank you!!✨

    • @grimthreeper1173
      @grimthreeper1173 3 роки тому

      @@ASMRtwodae
      I love the Vietnamese accent, I love Vietnamese women. This gave me tingles, not everyone can.

  • @somebody22921
    @somebody22921 4 роки тому +730

    When she said “I’m very sensitive to dusty people” I felt that

  • @thegokartmozart
    @thegokartmozart 4 роки тому +464

    15 seconds in...... hilarious already. The Be Nguyen character is ASMR comedy gold.

    • @VeraExora
      @VeraExora 4 роки тому +35

      *places 19 inch tablet up to her face*
      "Hello? Hello? Facebook isn't working"

    • @pbvibes6789
      @pbvibes6789 4 роки тому +23

      I want to help her so bad, I literally work in tech support 😭 baby please gimme that iPad I'll hook you up girl

    • @soulfoodsmama2980
      @soulfoodsmama2980 4 роки тому +20

      Dude, I stay awake for the first round of video just to hear what she has to say.
      “I’m allergic to dust so I’m very sensitive around dusty people.”
      “Hi my name is depressed.”
      Literally trying to not laugh out loud so I don’t wake up my bedmate.

    • @airattery2177
      @airattery2177 4 роки тому +3

      @@soulfoodsmama2980 im in the silent coupe of the train teying not to snort and laugh out loud.

    • @tiffanyblack8755
      @tiffanyblack8755 3 роки тому

      Be is my favorite of favorite of favorite of ever ever ❤

  • @VeraExora
    @VeraExora 4 роки тому +331

    Aww yeah, its Vietnam Barbie back with another career baby

    • @amoureux6502
      @amoureux6502 4 роки тому +31

      Be who you wanna be, Be Nguyen girl

  • @mattsmith2795
    @mattsmith2795 4 роки тому +85

    I loved the hand gesture accompanying the word 'flexible'.

  • @sleepysativa
    @sleepysativa 4 роки тому +182

    Dang I wish this was real. I trust Be with everything, nails, lashes, life, relationship.

    • @airattery2177
      @airattery2177 4 роки тому +11

      Dont trust her with your credit card though 😂😂

  • @emmafranks8129
    @emmafranks8129 4 роки тому +151

    Be Nguyen really is talented - she can do anything she puts her mind to - go Be Nguyen! x

  • @soulfoodsmama2980
    @soulfoodsmama2980 4 роки тому +111

    *partners just want to feel useful*
    ***actual solid relationship advice

  • @RheaM
    @RheaM 4 роки тому +155

    Love how inclusive Be Nguyen was with her questions! She was really open minded! This character is hilarious and my favorite! ♥️

    • @cookiemonsterangel3355
      @cookiemonsterangel3355 4 роки тому +4

      I was looking to see if anyone noticed that too. It was really sweet

  • @lindashrugemoji9351
    @lindashrugemoji9351 4 роки тому +85

    i love vietnamese accents. it’s like they were made for asmr

  • @talzaenvy
    @talzaenvy 4 роки тому +433

    "Hi my name is depressed" is how im going to introduce myself from now on

  • @jenniferspurlock4614
    @jenniferspurlock4614 4 роки тому +53

    She has so many different characters I have no clue how she speaks , if her english is good , or what her personality is like it's so hard to tell 😂😭♥️

  • @reinhard.gainzz
    @reinhard.gainzz 4 роки тому +18

    Dammm girl that relationship advice at the end is spot on!! People tend to be very needy and don’t trust each other enough. It’s okay to have separate friend groups and hobbies as long as there’s love trust and respect

    • @MeganMichelle__
      @MeganMichelle__ 3 роки тому

      Well when you take a look at the statistics for infidelity it’s hard to ever truly trust someone. What’s most alarming is the last two stats, because that just shows how you really can’t ever have confidence that your partner is loyal and loves you and you alone because they might not actively cheat but there’s a good chance they would given the right opportunity.
      Percentage of marriages that end in divorce in America: 53%
      Percentage of "arranged marriages" (where parents pick their sons or daughters spouses) that end in divorce: 3%
      Percentage of marriages where one or both spouses admit to infidelity, either physical or emotional: 41%
      Percentage of men who admit to committing infidelity in any relationship they've had: 57%
      Percentage of women who admit to committing infidelity in any relationship they've had: 54%
      Percentage of men and women who admit to having an affair with a co-worker: 36%
      Percentage of men and women who admit to infidelity on business trips: 36%
      Percentage of men and women who admit to infidelity (emotional or physical) with a brother-in-law or sister-in-law: 17%
      Average length of an affair: 2 years
      Percentage of marriages that last after an affair has been admitted to or discovered: 31%
      Percentage of men who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught: 74%
      Percentage of women who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught: 68%

  • @unrulymuse
    @unrulymuse 4 роки тому +52

    I think it would be cool if Be Nguyen did a Vietnamese tutoring session. Be cool to learn a few words.

  • @bryannab7566
    @bryannab7566 4 роки тому +232

    "The Buddha cannot be with the Jesus Christ" 😂😂😂

    • @strawberryjam6235
      @strawberryjam6235 4 роки тому +43

      There's actually a manga where Jesus and Buddha are best friends living in modern Tokyo.

    • @growtherakira2416
      @growtherakira2416 4 роки тому +3

      @@strawberryjam6235 lol what's the name?

    • @strawberryjam6235
      @strawberryjam6235 4 роки тому +4

      @@growtherakira2416 i can't remember but if you look up Jesus and Buddha anime you mighy find it.

    • @KagamineRinVocaloid
      @KagamineRinVocaloid 4 роки тому +12

      @@growtherakira2416 it is called Saint Onii san or Saint Young Men.

    • @K_i_t_t_y84
      @K_i_t_t_y84 3 роки тому

      @BK201 there *r e a l l y* is

  • @boodleboy
    @boodleboy 4 роки тому +61

    This is the funniest stuff. She has such a talent to act that fake friendliness, like a paper-thin facade over a boiling fountain of condescension and disdain. Each sentence is a thinly veiled variation of calling you a sucker with the friendliest smile.

  • @MotherofLizards88
    @MotherofLizards88 4 роки тому +73

    I need Be Nguyen to give me the love of my life, but instead of finding someone else we both realize it’s her

  • @gladehartdreamer5620
    @gladehartdreamer5620 4 роки тому +15

    i liked Bes relationship advice, very effective and down to earth

  • @itsxbear
    @itsxbear 4 роки тому +44

    “hi, my name is depressed” is how i’m going to introduce myself in class

  • @callistostein
    @callistostein 4 роки тому +38

    I was really relaxed and suddenly the subtiles turned themselves on, I wasn't relaxed anymore, I was dying of laughter 😂😂

  • @alexia3552
    @alexia3552 2 роки тому +2

    The typing and writing sounds are so great, and they match well with the soft voice and accent

  • @bdixon800
    @bdixon800 4 роки тому +14

    I found your channel a couple weeks ago, and I enjoy the energy and ideas you put into your videos. Quite fun!

  • @Andrea-lu6fx
    @Andrea-lu6fx 4 роки тому +323

    Be Nguyen: *speaks Vietnamese*
    The English Auto-Generated Captions: [MUSIC]
    Me: yeah, sounds about right

    • @PlumSojuVT
      @PlumSojuVT 4 роки тому +13

      ... I guess you could say it’s... MUSIC to your ears?

    • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
      @Kiss_My_Aspergers 8 місяців тому +1

      To be fair, the way tonal languages go up and down, it sounds quite musical even to my human ears. It makes sense a machine couldn't even tell it was another language and mistook it for singing.

  • @DwightLivesMatter
    @DwightLivesMatter 4 роки тому +3

    This girl is an all-around Asian queen. She never fails to impress.

  • @littledumbrainbow4948
    @littledumbrainbow4948 4 роки тому +13

    When you said the lemon sound drink in vietnamese the subtitles thought it was music 🥰 so beautiful 💞

  • @tkh22
    @tkh22 4 роки тому +6

    I have watched this video every day since it was posted! The soft-spoken accent combined with the typing sounds is just too perfect 👏🏻👏🏻 Another home run, Twodae!

  • @justumbrellaagaming4070
    @justumbrellaagaming4070 3 роки тому +5

    Please. I need a Be and Daisy collab, that would be so chaotic 😭😭😭

  • @ryanpooley
    @ryanpooley 4 роки тому +16

    9:00 - 10:00
    I cant even remember the last time i laughed at anything this hard!!!
    She said she's allergic to dusty people 😭😂😂

  • @simpsoup
    @simpsoup Рік тому +7

    some timestamps for those who like typing/writing parts the most
    5:10 - your name
    5:55 - age
    6:39 - gender (6:58 - 🪄)
    7:10 - nationality
    7:22 - what are you looking for (7:40 - 🪄)
    7:50 - religion (8:03 - 🪄)
    8:32 - allergies (9:36 - 🪄)
    10:00 - pet peeves
    11:17 - tell twodae about yourself :)
    11:50 - extrovert of introvert?
    12:17 - wdyd for living
    13:09 - strengths and weaknesses
    15:02 - hobbies
    16:15 - so... kids?
    16:46 - relocation??? (17:06 - 🪄)
    17:22 - what qualities do you look for in your partner?
    18:07 - do you emote? jealousy??? on you? on your partner?
    20:20 - fav food!!
    20:42 - do you like traveling? what type? (21:11 - 🪄)
    21:34 - what's your ideal date? (21:50 - 🪄)
    23:03 - family oriented? (24:16 - 🪄)
    24:24 - animals
    24:40 - social media
    25:15 - partner preferences
    28:14 - a story about the divorced relative
    29:01 - any questions? need an advice?

  • @rbkb6037
    @rbkb6037 3 роки тому +2

    I love how she introduced us into the video by asking us to help fix a technical problem on her iPad. That was honestly cute.

  • @theswisswereright
    @theswisswereright 4 роки тому +5

    I haven't even started this and I'm already so excited. I really needed this, today has been rough.

  • @rebeccacollins7407
    @rebeccacollins7407 4 роки тому +6

    I love Be Nguyen! I was travelling in Vietnam at the beginning of the year but had to come home early because of Corona virus.
    She reminds me of my travels and the people I met 🤗

  • @gh0stlyp3tals
    @gh0stlyp3tals 4 роки тому +100

    “Allergic to his bed” *Big Ed flashbacks*

  • @sarahfletcher7781
    @sarahfletcher7781 4 роки тому +1

    Every video Twodae puts out is an instant fav- I can watch these Roleplays on repeat forever!

  • @TingleStormASMR
    @TingleStormASMR 4 роки тому +2

    Be Nguyen is always such a beautiful experience 💖

  • @cal293
    @cal293 4 роки тому +7

    this deserves way more views, falling asleep while writing this comment

  • @cleliaoconnell3705
    @cleliaoconnell3705 4 роки тому +1

    Her advice is... actually good. Wow. I loved this video so much.

  • @inactiveuserr
    @inactiveuserr 4 роки тому +12

    I love your videos so much!!! TingTing and Twodae uploading on the same day!! This is an amazing day!! :) keep up the great work! :) can’t wait to watch this love 💕

  • @fulminarre
    @fulminarre 4 роки тому +9

    Just in time! I’m so stressed out about my clinical tomorrow but your videos always calm me down 💜

    • @pbvibes6789
      @pbvibes6789 4 роки тому

      Good luck on that clinical! :) Sending you good vibes

  • @chunkblaster
    @chunkblaster 3 місяці тому

    Twodae is back, gota go back and binge the Be Nguyen classics again

  • @persapphone
    @persapphone 4 роки тому +14

    I’m allergic to sun and water 😂(yes, I can drink water; yes, I use water for hygiene purposes, I just add oil when I’m bathing, to keep my skin from itching)

  • @Dagusiaa
    @Dagusiaa 4 роки тому +1

    Omg finding your channel was the best thing that happend to me today!! Pure gold ❤️❤️❤️

  • @roberthamilton6986
    @roberthamilton6986 4 роки тому +8

    I really enjoy Be Nguyen. Ive always had a big crush on her 😍💘

  • @britneyclarke9653
    @britneyclarke9653 2 роки тому +1

    Literally cannot believe no one has picked this character up as a sketch show 🤣
    Total comedic talent!!

  • @rebeccabangtanstan
    @rebeccabangtanstan 4 роки тому +1

    I remember someone asking for this on the valentines day video comments, so happy we got matchmaker Be!

  • @KimberAnneWolf
    @KimberAnneWolf 4 роки тому +2

    Yayyyyy! This is so perfect! I’ve been hoping you’d do this role play since Be gave us an eyelash perm and tried getting us a date 💕!

  • @MAMAKIJAANGUGU
    @MAMAKIJAANGUGU 3 роки тому

    I like all the advices she gave at the end about the relationship.

  • @killuazoldyck348
    @killuazoldyck348 4 роки тому +46

    I love how inclusive she is with preferences and Sexualities

  • @michaelpalmer8098
    @michaelpalmer8098 3 роки тому +6

    I’m so drunk right now, I have no idea what’s going on but I’m really enjoying it

  • @seurannassa
    @seurannassa 4 роки тому +5

    I've had such a good day today and it just got better! 🤩 I love Be Nguyen ❤️

  • @kashikkg9
    @kashikkg9 4 роки тому +17

    She's like a real life fairy godmother

  • @kaizey
    @kaizey 3 роки тому

    I keep coming back to all the Be videos over and over

  • @raemondrose3349
    @raemondrose3349 4 роки тому +1

    Love this, you asked all the right questions

  • @rae4110
    @rae4110 4 роки тому +1

    I feel like she could be a legit great match maker...
    I think this is first time watching her videos. Now for sure added to my asmr list. :)

  • @quyencaominh1111
    @quyencaominh1111 3 роки тому +4

    I’m Vietnamese :)) i love asmr but until today i know this Vietnamese girl existsn

  • @arslongis
    @arslongis 3 роки тому

    Thanks for giving us another Be video! She is my favorite.

  • @ministiner9804
    @ministiner9804 4 роки тому +21

    "Hi my name is depressed."
    I mean... relatable.

  • @erikahope13
    @erikahope13 4 роки тому +1

    This. Is. AMAZING!!! I've never been so relaxed while laughing so hard!

  • @pyroryx
    @pyroryx 4 роки тому +2

    The video we've all been waiting for!

  • @gentlegamer_
    @gentlegamer_ 5 місяців тому

    I hope we will see more of Be someday 💜 still one of my favorite characters in ASMR!

  • @dracomalfoy4679
    @dracomalfoy4679 4 роки тому +6

    This is funnit, but she do be spitting facts though. I have never been in a romantic relationship so these advice is something I’m actually gonna remember and use.

  • @branbran903
    @branbran903 4 роки тому +1

    This makes me so happy

  • @yaltazhu9683
    @yaltazhu9683 3 роки тому +1

    Be is such a great character, I really want to be her friend.

  • @T720too
    @T720too 4 роки тому +2

    Had to watch this again to support my girl Bé Nguyen. Lol 😆 . She know what I lie 😁👍😜

  • @magdalenaborowska2975
    @magdalenaborowska2975 4 роки тому +23

    Alergic to water ? "They cannot drink, they cannot shower" 😂 whaaat? So what do they drink ?

    • @morgano268
      @morgano268 4 роки тому +15

      There is an actual water allergy that exists, but it really only affects the skin if it comes into contact with any kind of water. People who have it can still drink water but bathing, rain, tears, etc can make them have a reaction

    • @tj_yt_
      @tj_yt_ 4 роки тому +1

      Magdalena Borowska Cola

    • @redacted8323
      @redacted8323 4 роки тому +1

      milk

  • @m.carabini3705
    @m.carabini3705 4 роки тому

    She is just great at what she does

  • @tabithathomas4545
    @tabithathomas4545 3 роки тому

    The entire ‘allergies’ segment had me laughing too hard to relax! Underrated comedienne 😂❤️😍

  • @lyricmelodysheenan
    @lyricmelodysheenan 4 роки тому +1

    Yayyyy! She’s back!!!

  • @cpistol4484
    @cpistol4484 4 роки тому +1

    You have improved so much good job!

  • @canondancehouse9420
    @canondancehouse9420 4 роки тому +10

    She is a low key comedian 🤣 turn the subtitles on people

  • @wjbt3
    @wjbt3 4 роки тому +1

    She sounds perfect! Thank you Nguyen 😊

  • @halfjack1031
    @halfjack1031 4 роки тому +3

    Thank you for another great video!! 💜🌸

  • @barbaram8619
    @barbaram8619 4 роки тому +6

    She needs her own skit show. Perfect comic timing and expressions.

  • @skyhawkslcb18
    @skyhawkslcb18 4 роки тому +8

    damn, now i've got to drop the whole, "Hi, I'm depressed," approach.

  • @Sarah.Riedel
    @Sarah.Riedel 3 роки тому +1

    idk why but "salty everything" cracked me the absolute fuck up lmao

    • @namedrop721
      @namedrop721 3 роки тому +1

      It was foreshadowing lmao

  • @yaltazhu9683
    @yaltazhu9683 4 роки тому +2

    "Try sonsing new!" Love her attitude.

  • @rae4110
    @rae4110 4 роки тому +3

    5:00am, finally starting to fall asleep... and then I hear her say shes allergic to dusty people? Oh my gosh XD ok that was too funny holy moly oh dear

  • @Divinelywriting
    @Divinelywriting 4 роки тому

    This video is so perfect. Thank you, Twodae 🥰

  • @crimsongrain6163
    @crimsongrain6163 4 роки тому +40

    I'll be Be Nguyen's match.

  • @albertogonzalez1015
    @albertogonzalez1015 3 роки тому

    This deserves an Oscar nomination 🙌

  • @ahbezeynep
    @ahbezeynep 4 роки тому +29

    Hello, my name is depressed!
    Ahahahah

  • @aliv1640
    @aliv1640 4 роки тому +3

    “I’m allergic to dust, so I am very sensitive to dusty people.”
    Me too man, meeeeeeee too.

  • @TanyaLynnOnAir
    @TanyaLynnOnAir 4 роки тому +3

    This accent reminds me of my old manicure lady where I used to live. 😂 She was bossy too. 😆

  • @-Devy-
    @-Devy- 4 роки тому +7

    Be dropping some truth bombs.

  • @chunli99
    @chunli99 3 роки тому

    Hilarious with some seriously great advice at the end. It was fantastic. Thanks!!

  • @synthuaxed
    @synthuaxed 4 роки тому +1

    Love this character.

  • @artsysundae
    @artsysundae 3 роки тому +1

    hahah i love this so much
    I was half asleep and the allergies part made me laugh so hard

  • @Olivia-nv4ym
    @Olivia-nv4ym 4 роки тому +1

    Xin chào chị, có lẽ em là người Việt Nam duy nhất ở đây quá
    Em rất thích video asmr của chị

  • @KiriEclipsa
    @KiriEclipsa 4 роки тому

    Yay i LOVE this character sooo much!!! Please do more

  • @TheGalacticWest
    @TheGalacticWest 3 роки тому +3

    “Hi my name is depressed” - murdered my lungs.

  • @leoscamander7805
    @leoscamander7805 3 роки тому +4

    Good lord...she's so adorable!!😅🥰

  • @korinakorinakorina
    @korinakorinakorina 4 роки тому +4

    I love this character so much lol

  • @Chebified
    @Chebified 4 роки тому +10

    Hearing her be surprised at how young I look filled me with a realistic disappointment, as I am often mistaken for a 13-16 year old.
    I am 22.
    Almost no one I meet irl ever believe me. 😔

  • @shrinkettyasmr
    @shrinkettyasmr 4 роки тому

    Hahaaa🤣😅 I love the part you said 'hello my name is depressed' it got to me lmao!

  • @jae119
    @jae119 4 роки тому +8

    The way her questions about gender and sexual orientation were so inclusive i just🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

  • @lxlalxve
    @lxlalxve 4 роки тому +2

    NOT THE iPAD AS A PHONE!!!! Sksksksks 🤣🤣🤣💖 gosh I love this channel. This is my home.

  • @RachelScalfani
    @RachelScalfani 4 роки тому +2

    Yes, you did it!

  • @princessemiyu
    @princessemiyu 3 роки тому

    🥰💕 I love Be so much ! She's the cutest !