The Long Island Match Maker (a soft spoken Comedy ASMR video)

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  • Опубліковано 26 сер 2024

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  • @britnicox3929
    @britnicox3929 10 місяців тому +673

    “Is this your baby?” “No” “do you want one?” Is a WILD pickup line, I respect that kind of go getter energy

  • @bethany5527
    @bethany5527 11 місяців тому +950

    im a lesbian but i took every bachelor suggestion seriously thank you gina youve found me the love of my life

    • @claudiabloom9315
      @claudiabloom9315 11 місяців тому +39

      same I’m going to take these bachelors into consideration 😍

    • @Anon-tb4pw
      @Anon-tb4pw 11 місяців тому +9

      me too :))

    • @curlyhairblacklilacs
      @curlyhairblacklilacs 9 місяців тому +15

      Fingers crossed it was Craig and you also hate tomatoes 🤞🏽🍅

    • @sadnuggett
      @sadnuggett 4 місяці тому +6

      lesbians loving caroline is not what i expected but something i am on board with

  • @Attkkkk
    @Attkkkk 11 місяців тому +967

    I'm dying😂 while listening to this on my drive home I got rear ended....by a young man...who gave me his phone number. The Long Island matchmaker strikes again!

    • @luciag4786
      @luciag4786 11 місяців тому +43

      No wayyyyyy! That’s crazy!

    • @splendidsimp
      @splendidsimp 11 місяців тому +35

      Isnt giving each other your insurance and number a normal thing to happen in crashes??

    • @Attkkkk
      @Attkkkk 11 місяців тому +75

      @splendidsimp it's a joke 🫠

    • @littlemrsmods7998
      @littlemrsmods7998 11 місяців тому +10

      Bro?? You should not be listening to asmr while driving

    • @Attkkkk
      @Attkkkk 11 місяців тому +78

      @littlemrsmods7998 some of us don't use asmr to sleep, we use it to keep us calm in rush hour traffic 🙃

  • @gcha4207
    @gcha4207 11 місяців тому +321

    Not a joke, but the baby story reminded me of this, my MIL was born and her father was never around, raised by a single mom. At only 5 weeks old in the south her mom would put her outside in a crib on the porch by herself because that's just what people did with babies. A man walks by and hears a baby making sounds, goes up and sees her and then knocks on the front door. Her mom comes to the door, the man introduces himself and says, "sorry, I just needed to see how gorgeous of a woman you must be to make such an adorable baby" they started dating and he eventually married her, adopted my MIL and they had even more kids together. They were married for many decades until she passed away just a few years ago. My MIL always jokes about how she set her parents up at only 5 weeks old

    • @annafluellen6730
      @annafluellen6730 10 місяців тому +23

      What a wonderful story.

    • @casy6203
      @casy6203 10 місяців тому +7

      What a beautiful story, thanks for sharing🥰

    • @audyo14
      @audyo14 6 місяців тому +2

      This is so human

  • @montanathestate
    @montanathestate 11 місяців тому +695

    giving big millionaire matchmaker vibes and i’m loving it

    • @infoskrimp420
      @infoskrimp420 11 місяців тому +3

      i streamed this on my tv because of this comment

    • @toddshrader4234
      @toddshrader4234 11 місяців тому

      This is the best

  • @awj611
    @awj611 11 місяців тому +159

    unpopular opinion but i love the background noise. someone w anxiety it helps make it feel more real. so thank you for NOT cutting that out ❤️

    • @DestinyJadesma
      @DestinyJadesma 9 місяців тому +4

      I agree

    • @jacktadash
      @jacktadash 29 днів тому +2

      Same. I like background noise and taking in ASMR what is with the freaky silence and whispering its like a horror movie on some of those videos.

  • @phoeeb_e
    @phoeeb_e 11 місяців тому +50

    'eats lots of granola' and 'hates music' had me in tearrssss

  • @peepo2560
    @peepo2560 8 місяців тому +26

    I'm a New Yorker and I feel SEEN, ACKNOWLEDGED, REPRESENTED, HONORED... I could go on ❤️

  • @averyopalka4484
    @averyopalka4484 11 місяців тому +601

    I am just tucked into bed now PERFECT timing thank you

    • @QueenAves
      @QueenAves 11 місяців тому +1

      Omg we have the same name

    • @matcha.addict4139
      @matcha.addict4139 11 місяців тому +2

      @@QueenAvesnetizen shocked that billions of people name their children

    • @P3bbl3
      @P3bbl3 11 місяців тому

      ​@@matcha.addict4139shhhhhhhh let people be happy shhhhh

  • @mglouise97
    @mglouise97 11 місяців тому +372

    I love comedy ASMR. I'm here for the tingles and the giggles

  • @fratboyz5547
    @fratboyz5547 11 місяців тому +153

    i have been LOVING the recent asmr videos

    • @domtom010
      @domtom010 11 місяців тому +6

      Uhh, YES, same!!

  • @justjessica393
    @justjessica393 11 місяців тому +233

    I feel like Gina's aunt is the lady who really loves those gawjeous curtains and I am completely here for it

    • @margaretforsey7763
      @margaretforsey7763 11 місяців тому +7

      Hahah Yes!

    • @caitlinjohnson2928
      @caitlinjohnson2928 11 місяців тому +18

      Ahaha! I love that reference popping up! “They’re just so pretty!”

    • @christina8911
      @christina8911 10 місяців тому +14

      😂😂 she had to get them for the spring and summer

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 Місяць тому

      😂😂 close but not quite. Her name was Blanche and has a central Rhode Island accent, from the region with lots of Italian-Americans.

  • @florzinharebi2134
    @florzinharebi2134 11 місяців тому +262

    Omg the uncle story is amazing HAHAHAHAHA I absolutely adored this roleplay, you are indeed born to be a matchmaker

  • @hannah5849
    @hannah5849 11 місяців тому +1526

    I stopped watching pride and prejudice for this

    • @carolineeasom
      @carolineeasom  11 місяців тому +202

      I hope you like it!

    • @prayedandslayed
      @prayedandslayed 11 місяців тому +109

      THATS A BIG DEALLL OMGGG watching pride and prejudice is like my TOP PRIORITY so I get this comment so much

    • @lmsxo
      @lmsxo 11 місяців тому +27

      She's gonna help you find your Mr Vinny

    • @LoboMendez1
      @LoboMendez1 11 місяців тому +38

      The movie with Kiera knightly or the series with Colin firth? Either way.... Not lightly done.

    • @margaretforsey7763
      @margaretforsey7763 10 місяців тому +11

      If only Lydia had had the services of the Long Island Matchmaker! But, then, maybe Darcy and Elizabeth would never have gotten together.

  • @BKupchuck57
    @BKupchuck57 11 місяців тому +20

    the struggling with the binder, the typing one handed, the quiz questions... this is a RIOT

  • @DiZoSoMom
    @DiZoSoMom 11 місяців тому +181

    Just snuggled into bed and SQUEALED Bc I was so happy to see a new silly ASMR from you! You’re my absolute fave ASMRtist! My daughter found you on insta a while back (maybe around a year ago?) and we adore you!!

  • @ChickenSpider13
    @ChickenSpider13 9 місяців тому +8

    21:13 "I can work with a 7." Im dead 💀

  • @soronprfrbs
    @soronprfrbs 11 місяців тому +73

    You have a great 'unintentional ASMR' vibe which I appreciate very much. You're also funny as hell. Come for the tingles, stay for the goofs!

    • @NovaPearl58
      @NovaPearl58 11 місяців тому +5

      That's definitely how she started this lol

  • @lexieb6452
    @lexieb6452 11 місяців тому +69

    Your talent is incredible Caroline! Love all the characters you come up with!!

  • @haidynwilliams5392
    @haidynwilliams5392 11 місяців тому +30

    the titanic question 😭😭😭

  • @nevebrown9206
    @nevebrown9206 11 місяців тому +7

    I am begging for this to become a series

  • @jackrussel999
    @jackrussel999 11 місяців тому +25

    I hope we get a part II of the LI Matchmarker so we can debrief about our dayes and see what else she has in store for us 😂

  • @camichsoda
    @camichsoda 11 місяців тому +11

    i just LOVE caroline's videos because, in a way, they're not supposed to be asmr but they're still so relaxing and YET i find myself giggling out of nowhere because she said something close to outrageous and i just love it

  • @_cas985_
    @_cas985_ 11 місяців тому +70

    i love that you’re leaning into longer comedy asmr videos. you’re my favorite! falling asleep to your shorts isn’t the same as a long video :) thank you❤

    • @P3bbl3
      @P3bbl3 11 місяців тому +2

      Holy shit slimecicle fan spotted??

    • @_cas985_
      @_cas985_ 11 місяців тому +2

      @@P3bbl3 HOLY SHIT A N O T H E R SLIME FAN SPOTTED??

  • @alextherobot456
    @alextherobot456 11 місяців тому +15

    Loving the OceanGate reference 😂

  • @umbellicalchick5635
    @umbellicalchick5635 9 місяців тому +13

    I want an hour of just going through success stories lol

  • @melodiczombie
    @melodiczombie 11 місяців тому +26

    The granola bit cracked me up but honestly that word sounded amazing in this accent 😂

  • @toriw535
    @toriw535 11 місяців тому +9

    "This pizza with no cheese" lol😂

  • @Haley__Mae
    @Haley__Mae 11 місяців тому +88

    I was just about to wind down from the day and got excited to see that you had posted. I love comedic asmr, and even tho you just started a few months ago, you're already one of my favorite channels! I can't wait to enjoy this video and the future ones to come, love your videos!

    • @carolineeasom
      @carolineeasom  11 місяців тому +44

      Thank you so much for watching! I’ve been making comedy content for over 3 years mostly on TikTok, but UA-cam is all new to me. I’m having a lot of fun trying new things and im so flattered by the response. People have been so kind here.

    • @Haley__Mae
      @Haley__Mae 11 місяців тому +7

      @carolineeasom oh I didn't you were on tiktok, I've now followed you on there. I really like your content here on youtube (the non-asmr videos as well), so I'm sure I'll enjoy it! even tho you only have a few asmr videos here on youtube, I enjoy every one of them and can't wait for more. You really deserve all the kind comments you get, and I hope you'll have lots more fun trying something new here on youtube cause you're already making great videos :)

  • @moni-ze9dq
    @moni-ze9dq 11 місяців тому +33

    This video is hilarious and I found myself seriously considering the questions lol. Once again, brush on the coffee pod is a phenomenal trigger! The face brushing in the second half is so relaxing, having trouble keeping awake…

  • @cassidy6257
    @cassidy6257 11 місяців тому +19

    I love this! I’m totally willing to watch like 10 more parts of this character

  • @emilllllllllllliiiii
    @emilllllllllllliiiii 11 місяців тому +24

    I love that there is actually pretty solid advice sprinkled in !!! You’re doing amazing !!!!!!! A new fav for me for sure !

  • @angelite7416
    @angelite7416 11 місяців тому +7

    It’s giving ‘Long Island Medium’ lol! Haven’t seen Long Island since I left for school in August, but I find this very comforting

  • @katiebug_asmr
    @katiebug_asmr 10 місяців тому +6

    Thw buffet question caught me off guard and I'm laughing out loud 😂

  • @onbee1114
    @onbee1114 11 місяців тому +62

    Everything about this is fantastic. Not even done with the video but the ghost question made me outwardly laugh sitting here by myself

  • @familyofstars
    @familyofstars 10 місяців тому +5

    Girl, you are a comedic genius! Who knew that could be so relaxing? I love your videos!!!

  • @cephalopodder
    @cephalopodder 11 місяців тому +7

    As an islander I was wholeheartedly expecting to find this incredibly grating, but it was quite nice

  • @MandyRuff
    @MandyRuff 11 місяців тому +16

    I LOVE this!!! Stumbled on accident and oh my goodness… you seem so naturally delicate and loving, and then on top of it this voice and character!- I’ve been mesmerized. Plz keep ‘em coming, you’re amazing!

  • @knicholsch
    @knicholsch 11 місяців тому +4

    Love this! I love the low fi, real vibe. Miss these types of ASMR videos!

  • @eshiadeserriere8913
    @eshiadeserriere8913 11 місяців тому +20

    I’m SO glad you started doing actual (but still very silly) ASMR!

  • @StunningHistory
    @StunningHistory 11 місяців тому +74

    Is this all improv or do you have an outline? Either way you’re a natural storyteller!

  • @libbyelwick8814
    @libbyelwick8814 11 місяців тому +13

    This accent is everything for me!! The white rabbit asmr does an awesome one too, tingles me the most ❤

    • @yasminerobinson4220
      @yasminerobinson4220 11 місяців тому +1

      omg I love that channel!! This kind of accent is just so good for ASMR haha

  • @ASMRKay_
    @ASMRKay_ 11 місяців тому +14

    The attention to detail in your story lines is top notch!

  • @stephisme3282
    @stephisme3282 11 місяців тому +7

    I just discovered your channel! You are THE BEST! Love that you speak in a non-whispered but beautifully soft voice….oh, the tingles! Totally my new fave! Thank you ❤️

  • @nadziejaewelina797
    @nadziejaewelina797 11 місяців тому +3

    I've watched this four times because the comedy is gold but your voice is *so* relaxing. Also loving this character, kept me genuinely captivated throughout the whole video.

  • @chantellemartin4808
    @chantellemartin4808 8 місяців тому +2

    need another video like this , I cant stop coming back 😂

  • @Hymnbyrgyr
    @Hymnbyrgyr 11 місяців тому +5

    As a Long Island native, very nice job on the accent 😂

  • @user-eh7wy9ne8p
    @user-eh7wy9ne8p 11 місяців тому +8

    thank god you are posting regularly! after watching your Academic Counselor skit, I checked out your ASMR playlist and seeing that there were only 5 made me sad. Your videos don't make me 'laugh' per se, but they are quirky enough to keep my attention and calming enough to... well, calm me down. keep going sis!

  • @14THEPINKPANTHER
    @14THEPINKPANTHER 9 місяців тому +2

    I subbed for this character. Long Island accent gives me so many tingles. This is everything. Please bring Gina back!!!!

  • @TheiaofMeridor
    @TheiaofMeridor 3 місяці тому +2

    I legit thought it was gonna end with a picture of a dog like “no actually none of these three are good enough for you so here’s Jake the border collie, he is loyal and will always be happy to see you and his whole world will revolve around you

  • @saradenbleyker6075
    @saradenbleyker6075 11 місяців тому +9

    Okay, but is the jello pool one big mass of jello? Or is it like a bunch of jello cubes?? This greatly impacts my answer. 😭

  • @Grace-s
    @Grace-s 11 місяців тому +6

    these videos are too good. i can't stop watching them 😭

  • @User_nothing522
    @User_nothing522 11 місяців тому +5

    I ve been looking for this kind of asmr for all my life

  • @mami5921
    @mami5921 3 дні тому

    Your makeup, skin, and hair look ethereal in this omg

  • @allierey255
    @allierey255 11 місяців тому +5

    Honestly these where solid questions 🧐 I strongly agree that Gina will find me love 10/10 the logic is 100% 😂😂 I love it

  • @ella-lr1ue
    @ella-lr1ue Місяць тому

    need a part two of this i come back so often and it’s funny every time

  • @Maddiebean570
    @Maddiebean570 9 місяців тому +2

    I love the titanic sub question 😂

  • @Juicylucy510
    @Juicylucy510 11 місяців тому +56

    My fiancé died 3 months ago and now I don’t look forward to many things. But this I am looking forward to. Thank u. Great concept.

    • @katarinaroman8392
      @katarinaroman8392 11 місяців тому +22

      Hey, I know I'm just some random person on the internet, but I want you know how much my heart aches for you. I cannot imagine what you must be going through right now... I hope you have a good support system to lean on during this time. And I hope you can start to find small things in life to look forward to again soon.

  • @jessicadutridge9882
    @jessicadutridge9882 5 місяців тому +1

    The "dry granola" couple literally have me in tears. Where does this shit come from??? I'm so jealous. Lmao

  • @domtom010
    @domtom010 11 місяців тому +16

    The literal excitement I feel when I see you’ve posted a new vid 😤🤩🥳
    You did NOT just quote Scrubs. Caroline, on behalf of the black community, I hereby bestow upon you a lifetime pass to the cookout. 🤜🏾

  • @LaraParallel
    @LaraParallel 11 місяців тому +7

    Most unrealistic part of this is the Krispy Kreme reference 😂 Long Island is Dunkin territory for better or worse (mostly worst)

  • @cerys8323
    @cerys8323 9 місяців тому +2

    I’m not even taking the piss I think I started lucid dreaming to this video at 4am

  • @user-cp5ii9bi9h
    @user-cp5ii9bi9h 10 місяців тому +2

    Dude I had no idea you did comedy asmr too!!! This makes me happy as hell cause like, I’m not tryna sleep or anything rn, but I do wanna rest my eyes and giggle

  • @hornalla666
    @hornalla666 11 місяців тому +10

    You are so funny and your voice is so relaxing. Thank you for sharing your talent with us!

  • @paigesteele4980
    @paigesteele4980 11 місяців тому +3

    Love love love the anachronistic rollerblades followed by a milkman!!!😂👍🙌

  • @frogsites
    @frogsites 11 місяців тому +1

    You have no idea how excited i was when I saw that you posted this because the past few nights ive watched your asmr videos over and over to the point where i can almost repeat your words so I needed this.

  • @mikkayo
    @mikkayo 11 місяців тому +5

    I’m at work do I can’t watch this right now, BUT I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!🎉

  • @bellaphelan6013
    @bellaphelan6013 11 місяців тому +5

    perfect timing as i moved back home to long island 😝 i am such a fan of yours 💚 wholeheartedly love your work 🌬️💞

  • @fandompandom1666
    @fandompandom1666 10 місяців тому +2

    Why is no one talking about the “do you want a baby?” Line!!! I’m dying over here 😂

  • @magicalcatbean
    @magicalcatbean 11 місяців тому +2

    i love that you've started to include asmr because your other videos have such a calming vibe 🤍

  • @MGRTZ
    @MGRTZ 7 місяців тому +4

    28:26
    Bookmarking for myself - this is a bit much, but have been playing this section for myself a lot recently and legit have found these gentle but firm words of instruction helpful getting out of bed the last few days, like this is my own personal daily motivation.
    Idk what it is specifically that works, but the calm direction w your humour has genuinely helped me get out the front door.
    Need me a Long Island life coach 🥲

  • @trollingmermaids
    @trollingmermaids 11 місяців тому +2

    Comedy ASMR is my fave, so glad youre doing more of these. Started watching you on tiktok a few months ago and glad i found you on here 😂❤

  • @Aly.ASMRtist
    @Aly.ASMRtist 8 місяців тому +2

    The dry granola is killing me 😂😂😂

  • @ameliathomas3856
    @ameliathomas3856 11 місяців тому +2

    Long Island Medium and Millionaire Matchmaker crossover with that, "do you believe in ghosts" question. Straaawwwngly agree.

  • @megshep
    @megshep 11 місяців тому +3

    The submersible shade 😂😂😂

  • @flipaflop2342
    @flipaflop2342 11 місяців тому +4

    Black/ white space if you need it

  • @Kjane921
    @Kjane921 11 місяців тому +2

    ngl, that bit about not making dates a big deal was super motivational

  • @sofapetrov4430
    @sofapetrov4430 10 місяців тому +2

    Wait how did I not know you did ASMR??? I follow you on Instagram purely for your comedy!! My world is now complete :)

  • @VirtualBananaz
    @VirtualBananaz 11 місяців тому +4

    almost spit out my coffee when you read my mind for the scale of how much everyone sucks hahah

  • @Abril-1234
    @Abril-1234 11 місяців тому +12

    How do you weave humor and story and nuance AND include my favorite triggers (consultation, page protector flipping, binding tapping)

  • @racheldytrych3719
    @racheldytrych3719 11 місяців тому +1

    Omg I’ve seen you on TikTok and love that you’re doing asmr. I love the weird rambling ones and hate the over done mouth sticky sounds. Thank youuu

  • @HalfdecayOfUranium
    @HalfdecayOfUranium 11 місяців тому +2

    I so loved the reference to Titan 😂
    Abdt the role play is sooo on point

  • @trollingmermaids
    @trollingmermaids 11 місяців тому +36

    A man who calls his mom once a day is a green flag. A man who calls his mom twice a day is odd. A man who calls his mom three times or more per day is insane 😂

    • @hannahmontana4401
      @hannahmontana4401 10 місяців тому +5

      for me once a day can either be a little much or perfectly normal, honestly 4-6 times a week is ideal

    • @junbh2
      @junbh2 9 місяців тому +3

      Once a day is a lot, to me

    • @trollingmermaids
      @trollingmermaids 9 місяців тому +8

      @@junbh2 i mean you dont know the situation though. She could be ederly and live alone and that phone call is important to him to make sure she didnt fall down or pass away. I always try to remember that most circumstances arent gonna fit nicely in a box!

  • @KawaiiPinkPunkStar
    @KawaiiPinkPunkStar 4 місяці тому +1

    More roleplays with more typing, please

  • @countdankula2746
    @countdankula2746 7 місяців тому +1

    Yes that is a lovely shade of blue

  • @90mama141
    @90mama141 10 місяців тому +1

    Grumpasaurus rex is what I call my Dino obsessed six year old when he’s grouchy 😂

  • @Breadasmr1
    @Breadasmr1 11 місяців тому +2

    That all you can eat buffet question really called me out

  • @maddieh6274
    @maddieh6274 11 місяців тому +11

    I have a theory that this is this Gina from OceansASMR Rapunzel’s salon series haha

    • @Abril-1234
      @Abril-1234 11 місяців тому +2

      CROSSOVER

    • @missnewvillage
      @missnewvillage 11 місяців тому

      Omg yes! She does the Long Island accent in that series too.

  • @christina8911
    @christina8911 10 місяців тому +1

    You really dedicated to this character. I love it

  • @stephaniebernal7723
    @stephaniebernal7723 11 місяців тому +4

    This eyeshadow looks so fkn good on you!!!

  • @alliehenry147
    @alliehenry147 11 місяців тому +3

    You have very quickly become my favorite asmrtist even though asmr isn’t your main thing 😂

  • @thestruidora
    @thestruidora 10 місяців тому +4

    please give us more Gina I'm begging you 🙏

  • @evetilley
    @evetilley 11 місяців тому +3

    20:55 the brushing sounds like the sound squidward/spongebob makes when they walk

  • @mollycblaeser
    @mollycblaeser 11 місяців тому +4

    Love this journey for me 🤣
    Edit: this gives me Streisand vibes from 'Meet the Fockers,' ngl.

  • @lovelyasduck4476
    @lovelyasduck4476 11 місяців тому +1

    I'm so happy you're doing longer form asmr videos! This is amazing

  • @Cthulus_left_tentacle
    @Cthulus_left_tentacle 6 місяців тому +3

    Me, an Italian who lives off of tomato dishes, loves to swim, and has had her fair share of mamas boys: "Gina please don't make me meet these men."

  • @afangirlaholic
    @afangirlaholic 11 місяців тому +4

    GOSH I LOVE CAROLINE ! She’s my favorite niche of comedy asmr. I’m laughing and then sleeping like a baby 😂

  • @Feral.angel777
    @Feral.angel777 11 місяців тому +1

    My new comfort video

  • @CassandraLouisex31
    @CassandraLouisex31 11 місяців тому +1

    I’m from Long Island…bruh why was this story line so spot on 😂

  • @sydneeokiec
    @sydneeokiec 11 місяців тому +1

    When u really get into the character farther in the videos, its top tier comedy