"My Name is Skyler White, Yo" but Google Translate makes it better

My name is Skyler White, yo. vine boom My husband is Walter White, yo. vine boom Uh-huh. 🤓
The Skyler White confronting Jesse Pinkman scene from Breaking Bad, but I put it through multiple layers of Google Translate and used text-to-speech to read out the conversation. This is basically the MY NAME IS SKYLAR WHITE YO meme but it's awkward.
OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT:
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S: Be careful. Be careful. You are mine. Okay. You are mine. I can talk to you.
J: Hi! Did it help you? This is a private website.
S: Wait a moment. I want to tell you.
J: No! No! I do not like it.
S: No. Don't touch me. You cannot see me.
J: Can do! Look, don't touch. Don't touch it. Look what you're selling, woman. I can't buy you.
S: Yes. My name is Skyler White from USA. To my love for Walter White, USA. Yes. He taught me everything.
J: OK?
S: Real. So you know… My brother is a drug dealer. I didn't stop calling. Know if you have to. Do you understand? This is just your warning.
Do not buy your husband's medicine.
J: Yes. 🗿
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SKYLER WHITE MEMES MOMENT

[@Zdak]

My name is Whyler Skite, YO

[@stoplookingatthisyougleepy]

I love being careful

[@MaybeXotic]

Nice

[@Zuplix]

my name is kyler white yo

[@MariahGraceJackal]

My name is Mariah Tyree Scott

[@bigtastybread66]

my husband is walter white, yo

[@ToasterMic]

"My brother is a drug dealer" got me dying

[@3L4.]

same

[@windowsthebattler5806]

meanwhile...
"HS, what could that stand for? Harry Styles? Herlock Sholmes? Hank Shrader?"
- Walter White, DEA Agent

[@Kadz]

Hankenberg

[@rocketman3863]

@@Kadz breaking hank

[@Moamel01]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kanishksharma360]

"He taught me everything"
"Skylar, we need to cook"

[@MKTB22]

I love that part after “my name is skyler white” part where she says “real”

[@Handhandme]

"real."
jessebigbrain.jpg

[@MineTronicYT]

Jesse's expressions at the beginning are so fitting lol

[@vlacko]

At the end also

[@wiktorshowtime8242]

At the end also

[@mcmerc777]

At the end also

[@v553]

'You are mine'

[@legotrooper1012]

The funniest part is "my name is skyler white from USA " and "my brother is a drug dealer "🤣

[@Angelo-D15]

hank will be the final villain? Jesse power arc revealed?

[@antoniogustavosousafontene4201]

Meanwhile: Jesse we need to arrest hankeinberg!!!

[@Catmoment67892]

Sweet home, Alabama

[@channelwithnotopic]

"so, um, there's a new drug dealer called, um, hankenberg, uhh... we need to catch him."
-waltuh, dea

[@7Tempest]

When she said “I didn’t stop calling” would’ve been the perfect time to plug in 3D Saul

[@Kadz]

Haha yeah, I realized that after uploading

[@anaccount4354]

"Woman. I can not buy you."
Jesse is very respectful.

[@pwez8012]

Bro imagine some random Karen starts approaching you out of nowhere and just keeps saying "Be CArefUl" and "YouR MIne" on loop I'd be deadass scared too 💀

[@kugerblitz7388]

"You cannot see me"
-Skyler Cena

[@ArcadeAssassin]

Proud Americans ✊🔥

[@M.C.unofficiallyOfficial]

this is the moment walter white became an american 💪💪🔥🔥

[@sussyboy_gaming695]

america?!

[@Pemut]

@@neoneo6288 “pride is a sin!!!”
brazillians: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🪦

[@Rohit.Gaikwad]

@@neoneo6288 Pride goes away if the person gets deceased also why turn into imaginary being

[@Unanimous-xu8xz]

Fat Americans

[@litripod3066]

“Do not buy your husband’s medicine”
YES

[@lolasdm6959]

Jessie being confused is so fitting

[@litripod3066]

Fac

[@r4yv1]

🗿

[@someshkadam2441]

Jessie be like "I told Walter not to tell about our marriage!!"

[@e34YT]

turns out Walt's confession was right afterall: Hank DOES have a meth empire

[@mat7083]

I knew he was ASAC of shit

[@kryingblood]

"he taught me everything"
"real"

[@Hithalo]

"My name is Skyler White from USA"
Said Skyler White patriotically

[@commenter6472]

"You are mine."

[@stoplookingatthisyougleepy]

"Be careful"
wise words from whyler skiete

[@potatus4328]

"He taught me everything"
"Cool! We sure could use a third cook!"

[@rustyrodgers7566]

BRUH HOW DID D.E.A. AGENT TURN INTO DRUG DEALER LMAO

[@Motivation_snack6668]

Walter was a double agent and his confession was realll

[@Aykyl]

Maybe he typed the full meaning of it which is "Drug Enforcement Administration".

[@wabc2336]

@@Motivation_snack6668 The one piece the one peace is real

[@batdude2077]

This guy never fails at comedy

[@wiktorshowtime8242]

Same Zdak

[@cjfitguy]

"Look what you're selling. I can't buy you."
That's another level of fax bro...

[@nicolajnielsen1522]

Hank being a drug dealer is the plot twist of the century

[@tuplutelevizyon6479]

00:18 John Cena be like

[@someshkadam2441]

0:43
So Skyler and Walter knew this already what Walter said in CD was true. 😂

[@tanish47_]

I love how the show ended years ago but some random ass scene still surfaces and becomes a meme

[@TheEpicEagle]

Truly an american masterpiece
U.S.A number one! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@Kadz]

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

[@cellmitsolos9467]

Skylark spittin some hot bars

[@unfairdev8197]

The silence between when she says “Do you understand?” and he says “yes.” 😂 He really had to think to figure out what the horrible translator was trying to say.

[@ONENONLYWINDEXBOI]

Yeah mr. Shrader! Yeah science!

[@khayyamal9207]

"My brother is a drug dealer" breaking hank theme starts playing

[@endgamerplays]

Having not seen the original scene I am so confused, and I am now going to think this is the original.

[@pooter2747]

Now I want the whole show to be google translated

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

This is the moment Hank Schrader became Weiwenberg

[@xXpeterXx]

Alternative timelines be Like 😭💚

[@Agent_W4]

“You cannot see me.”
*John cena music*

[@123okqq]

"Skyler white USA!"

[@J_sccr]

"My name is skyler white from USA"

[@hkayakh]

Wow. This dub of the amazing breaking bad anime is so nice!

[@MissShadowLass]

i literally just started watching breaking bad and then i see this in my subscriptions 💀

[@Kadz]

I haven’t finished watching it yet; I’m on season 5 😳

[@w4976.]

*peasants*

[@SunfaelloMusic]

Editing is so on point

[@Agent_W4]

“You are mine”
Sus….

[@thegreenturtle8172]

I liked the part where she said “YO”, oh wait…

[@mastereppsreturns6586]

I'm Skyler White from USA
My husband Walter White, also from USA

[@Schwartzzz]

0:19 John Cena moment

[@microooo]

“He taught me everything.”
“Ok?”
“rEaL.”

[@r3x85]

just imagine if we got a roleswap au where Hank is Heisenburg and Walt is the DEA agent

[@DogsWithPurpose]

He is hers now

[@MotionProStore]

Ok. Real.

[@BRAMBL_Offical]

My name is BRAMBL, YO!

[@user-cz7bu5qk8w]

I cackled too hard at the vineboom with Skyler on the flag.

[@floppyjr.6424]

REAL moment.

[@Aryan_626]

Hank is crying in graveyard

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

Real.

[@philiptandy8104]

This is brilliant lol

[@PuggleStudiosOG]

Yo!

[@nohands_18]

You cannot
See me

[@user-jr8cz3if6n]

I can't believe that Hank was actually the drug dealer known as "Heisenberg". It made me cry when i found out about it, god bless USA.

[@Akame727]

Bro said "ok?"

[@ThreeTrees475]

"Did it help you? This is a private website" got me ded

[@rajauneyharrige6232]

I can't buy you
YES

[@kinocchio]

Jesse, we need to go from Mehico to Nuevo Mehico.

[@friedrat8]

Be careful

[@deiseltrainsrock]

Meanwhile the train is going ham in the background

[@adammartinrehorik4635]

0:10 buying illegal drugs be like:

[@pizzasquad6456]

“This is a private website”
*standing in driveway*

[@mahdirahimipour7472]

best of all

[@kirby_crossing2967]

Bro this is funnier than it should be lol

[@KingTrex]

My name is Google Plex, yo!

[@ajdndbdjbdj]

Bro is a Flyingkitty for movies

[@stoplookingatthisyougleepy]

I like being early, because the youtubers are skylair whyte from USA

[@useless1416]

Do not buy your husband medicine

[@justwungo]

Ok the Hank edit killed me

[@paprikaman1124]

This feels like a fever dream

[@IronPackfan]

REAL

[@rageman1778]

"I didn't stop callimg" holy god how many weed did she smoke

[@L-Mob]

bro what xD

[@Mo__Joe]

this the type of shit I live for

[@Sapphirex_Mocha]

'Buy💰 ur husband's👨 medicine💊' Was hilarious to me😭

[@GoogleUser-ei8tp]

"Real" 0:38

[@frogsoffury4184]

yes

[@parrboy2979]

this brain my hurt so badly

[@Jake-ok8jw]

Don’t touch it 🗿

[@Mineoutain]

Dang… no “yo” or anything like that… how can I trust google after this?!

[@Kadz]

Yo = USA 💪🇺🇸

[@dumbdies5424]

**REAL**

[@LOL_MANN]

yes 🗿

[@wachiger7108]

“my name is skyler white from usa”
💀💀💀

[@IIXXXXII]

"My brother, is a drug dealer"
My god...Walt was...right...all along...

[@just_sonic]

"My name is Skylar white, from USA."

[@denvurzzz]

my brother is a drug dealer
*Breaking Hank*

[@miniman7103]

I like how skyler announced them both from USA, like it's a title of nobility

[@patrickadams2582]

real

[@wow1574]

He taught me everything (real)

[@sooryan_1018]

Jesus Christ Marie it's Methamphetamine

[@bgamer5124]

Google Translate is the definition of Blursed

[@DJ_Stopmoti0ns]

Me waiting for kadz to make a sonic the hedgehog 2 but it’s awkward

[@3tpham]

The Google voice lol

[@stealthydude1492]

Also them in Mexico

[@explosiveass_bum5340]

real🥶

[@MaybeXotic]

LOL

[@Dorriedude]

I'm dying when she said do not buy medicine for my husband