Game Grumps WEED Stories

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  • @qnteban
    @qnteban  9 років тому +1112

    Here is a visual representation of Danny's truck incident
    hugelolcdn.com/hugegifs.com/i/6718.gif

    • @mars0fthestars
      @mars0fthestars 9 років тому +38

      THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER SEEN XDDD

    • @scooter663
      @scooter663 9 років тому +68

      +TehDarkrai Holy crap, it exploded.. I didn't think physics worked like that...

    • @JadexMk
      @JadexMk 9 років тому +72

      +TehDarkrai going off his description, and that i live in that area, i know exactly which bridge he hit. You wont know if you'll make it until halfway through, then you're screwed.

    • @Rockardo_
      @Rockardo_ 9 років тому +3

      +TehDarkrai LMFAO

    • @thebeaztjk4457
      @thebeaztjk4457 9 років тому +14

      +TehDarkrai i live in that area and it was a great news story

  • @skrtreynolds
    @skrtreynolds 8 років тому +2665

    "You take drugs, Danny?"
    "Everyday."
    "Good."

    • @onion_rain8065
      @onion_rain8065 5 років тому +15

      I UPJECT YOUR HONER!!!!
      IT IS: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"

    • @ThePhantomTomo
      @ThePhantomTomo 5 років тому +17

      AND WE'RE THE GAME GRUMPS

    • @orvillechen9722
      @orvillechen9722 5 років тому +2

      Andrew Engelman *weed grumps*

    • @xXSpongeBroBrownPantzXx
      @xXSpongeBroBrownPantzXx 5 років тому +6

      Skrt Reynolds what is that from

    • @morshoo
      @morshoo 5 років тому +9

      @@xXSpongeBroBrownPantzXx Caddyshack

  • @cudef9642
    @cudef9642 9 років тому +2931

    "You're like a dad who has no kids."
    -Daniel Avidan 2014

    • @Smetanol_
      @Smetanol_ 9 років тому +17

      cudef realization of that type of dad made me really sad.

    • @cudef9642
      @cudef9642 9 років тому

      Павел Таранов
      Wouldn't that make you no longer a dad though?

    • @Smetanol_
      @Smetanol_ 9 років тому +8

      cudef no, you still dad to your no longer existing kids.

    • @brb224
      @brb224 9 років тому

      cudef he was stoned what do you expect?

    • @nadsaw
      @nadsaw 9 років тому

      cudef Or, a kid with no dad.

  • @callmerobocop6048
    @callmerobocop6048 8 років тому +2127

    "Game Grumps does not advocate drug use, except when its really good"

    • @SanaSamaha
      @SanaSamaha 8 років тому +52

      AAUUUUGGGHHH!!!

    • @redfalls2001
      @redfalls2001 8 років тому +9

      I advocate brown brown

    • @hisirhow3476
      @hisirhow3476 7 років тому +6

      in which case it it recommended you share

    • @dontafk9809
      @dontafk9809 6 років тому +2

      CallmeRoboCop and funny.

    • @theslayerfreak
      @theslayerfreak 6 років тому +6

      nobody complaining about this plant that you smoke is fine in my book

  • @DragosTheGod
    @DragosTheGod 8 років тому +707

    Danny needs to do a game-play podcast with a few guests, where he just chats for hours. He is such a treat to listen to.

    • @RileyKohler
      @RileyKohler 8 років тому +57

      Right!! I absolutely love whenever Dan starts telling a tale. I love his voice and his stories.

    • @lucyx3008
      @lucyx3008 8 років тому +7

      +Cai Kohler my favourite series is Katamari Damacy

    • @lavenderrain1140
      @lavenderrain1140 7 років тому +11

      Easy way to fall asleep is listening to Arin & Dan

    • @grizzykuma5246
      @grizzykuma5246 6 років тому +4

      @@lavenderrain1140 I disagree. I get too invested to go to sleep.

  • @lucyx3008
    @lucyx3008 8 років тому +1323

    Arin IS a dad with no kids

  • @lucyanne9626
    @lucyanne9626 9 років тому +2050

    I...actually learned a lot from this. Danny's transition from an everyday stoner living with his parents to a respectable guy that's got his life together really had me gain a lot of respect for him.

    • @thefinalfrontear
      @thefinalfrontear 7 років тому +97

      Sam S "Everyday"? He was a CHAMPION stoner, as stated in the video

    • @thefinalfrontear
      @thefinalfrontear 7 років тому +13

      Also an idiot stoner

    • @Razorwire882
      @Razorwire882 6 років тому +134

      Sam S Nothing wrong with smokin...maybe not the best idea to do it every day but yeah

    • @ross86420
      @ross86420 6 років тому +1

      Sad

    • @misterwuss5456
      @misterwuss5456 6 років тому +39

      Yeah it's nice to see he's not proud of his past and he's learned from it

  • @chroamathebrute
    @chroamathebrute 9 років тому +1628

    The fact that the topic at hand has enough sustenance to fill 24 minute time slot just baffles and amuses me.

    • @chroamathebrute
      @chroamathebrute 9 років тому +8

      ***** BLAAAAAAZE

    • @outtaplace1698
      @outtaplace1698 9 років тому +74

      Danny's weed stories are like little gems in the bigger gem that is game grumps

    • @gyulaleon9220
      @gyulaleon9220 9 років тому +5

      chris heatley These and Avi stories.

    • @bourky93
      @bourky93 9 років тому +21

      jhazlee velez Dude, 24 minutes is nothing lol. I rarely do weed (2 to 4 times a year since 2009) and I could talk to you for hours about my weed stories.

    • @Ryan-lx8gi
      @Ryan-lx8gi 9 років тому +35

      bourky93 you rarely DO weed? Weird man I smoke mine

  • @drewthomas8504
    @drewthomas8504 8 років тому +638

    Story time: one day before a band concert, this kid brought in some brownies, and me and my friend and him ate a few. I only ate one, but my friend ate three... Turns out they were pot brownies. My friend had a snare solo in the middle of the song and when it came time for him to play it, he totally bombed it and just stood there with his sticks above the drum with the stupidest smile slowly spreading across his face. The solo was maybe five measures long and the last measure or so all you could hear was the three of us who ate the brownies holding in laughter. My director was not happy to say the least

    • @baddgerpaw
      @baddgerpaw 8 років тому +26

      The first time I smoke or much more so the 2nd time since I didn't feel to high the 1st, I got high enough to where I felt like I was in the Matrix, I took a huge lung destroying hit from a steam roller, nearly threw up XD, felt great after went to the roller rink which was like a common hang out and just skated around. Nothing much happend then but the whole time I was talking about how things felt surreal and dreamlike so my mind was sure it was the Matrix. love weed.

    • @HungAF
      @HungAF 7 років тому +2

      Drew Thomas stopped reading after you said "me and my friend". It's "my friend and I". Go to school you stupid fucking idiot. Maybe a bit less UA-cam and a bit more studying, okay?

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 7 років тому +13

      Drew Thomas I saw the bit about band and hoped he was going to go full Grateful Dead on that solo and just groove for thirty minutes.

    • @drewthomas8504
      @drewthomas8504 7 років тому +27

      Mr. Sheeb Wow, so sorry. To be entirely honest, I wasn't too worried about my grammar, as I was telling a quick story in the UA-cam comment section, not writing my AP Lang essay. I'll be sure to watch myself next time I comment bud.

    • @apolderci
      @apolderci 7 років тому +2

      Drew Thomas Holy Shit 😂

  • @ThanatorRider
    @ThanatorRider 8 років тому +906

    Dan's not lying about edible weed. That shit sneaks up on you.

    • @HaggisDruid
      @HaggisDruid 8 років тому +48

      It really does. The first time I had some, it took forever to kick in. And when it did the high was super intense, it just slowly creeps up on you.

    • @lizzydarkrose
      @lizzydarkrose 8 років тому +78

      +ThanatorRider I tried it for the first time two days ago. My boyfriend had a fairly large brownie, and he cut it in half for the two of us. I ate my half all in one go without really thinking about it, then we watched the Nightmare Before Christmas. Half way through the movie, I lost my shit. Everything was goddamn hilarious, and after it was over, I got up, went across my room to my Mach 5 model, and explained the plot of Speed Racer, and all of the cars gadgets to my BF for an hour and a half.

    • @HeartlessGorre
      @HeartlessGorre 8 років тому +2

      +Rachael Creed haha yup

    • @o.steinman3855
      @o.steinman3855 8 років тому +20

      +Rachael Creed That makes me want to try weed.
      I'm getting bad influences! Help!

    • @lizzydarkrose
      @lizzydarkrose 8 років тому +43

      Oscar Oliver If you do, make sure you're being safe about it. I had a bad time once, and I had an anxiety attack during a real shitty trip. I was with two extremely close friends though, and they got me through it until I came down. Now, that hardly ever happens, but make sure you're with people you're 100% comfortable with, and you're someplace familiar and chill, friendo.
      Also snacks. Snacks help.
      Not that you should do drugs...Bad.

  • @yawa4939
    @yawa4939 7 років тому +641

    How is the "Dan Wrestled an Alligator" story not animated yet?

  • @ami5d331
    @ami5d331 5 років тому +945

    Listening to Dan when you’re a kid:
    Damn I can’t believe Dan did so much marijuana.
    Listening to Dan now:
    Damn I am Dan

  • @RileyKohler
    @RileyKohler 8 років тому +446

    my mom kept giving me weird looks cuz I'm cleaning with this playing in my earbuds and she doesn't know what's so funny about sorting through trash

  • @colonelangus7224
    @colonelangus7224 9 років тому +730

    "I've never ever touched a Weed" oh Arin

    • @bruhjones3432
      @bruhjones3432 6 років тому +2

      Colonel Angus weedle

    • @manylittlefish693
      @manylittlefish693 6 років тому

      Weeddl

    • @typhoonic
      @typhoonic 6 років тому +2

      he definitely did

    • @NoodlePastie
      @NoodlePastie 5 років тому +1

      @@typhoonic he sounds like a hardcore normie wouldnt surprise me if hes afraid of it. He probably has a family member that couldn't handle their drugs and just chooses not to partake. That's fine different strokes for different folks.

    • @typhoonic
      @typhoonic 5 років тому +5

      @@NoodlePastie I mean, Game Grumps has always been about playing video games, constant coughing, and laughing at things stoners usually laugh at. I think there's still a lot of stigma around smoking weed, so I think it was a wise decision to keep it on the down low for a while.
      my theory: Dan never really "quit" smoking weed.

  • @charadefae
    @charadefae 9 років тому +383

    Seeing these gigantic garbage bags of weed fills you with determination.

  • @hanavanheim4552
    @hanavanheim4552 8 років тому +229

    i had a "should marijuana be legalized?" ad and i cant stop laughing

    • @codyshucks
      @codyshucks 8 років тому

      +AquaUmbreon SAME

    • @salmonbelmont7758
      @salmonbelmont7758 8 років тому +5

      If should be.

    • @salmonbelmont7758
      @salmonbelmont7758 8 років тому

      *it

    • @frfrchase8058
      @frfrchase8058 8 років тому +7

      Let's play, "Find the stoner". ^ Found him.

    • @jordanthecommander6977
      @jordanthecommander6977 6 років тому +3

      FrFrChase meh. I've never been a fan of weed, no never got high or anything, and I support it. Given what I've heard and read, it's not as bad as alcohol. Then again I'm a 17 year old going to small town public school in Colorado.

  • @Flowerboy.flores
    @Flowerboy.flores 9 років тому +91

    You know hearing all these weed stories about Dan gives me a great sense of comfort. Knowing that I'm 24 and spent a good portion of my younger years being a Dan, and watching him transition into this person I know that I can grow into an amazing person. Not saying that weed has held me back in a terrible way, but it has consumed more time that I expected.

    • @listerjne
      @listerjne 2 місяці тому +1

      hope youre doing well!!!! 🩷

    • @Flowerboy.flores
      @Flowerboy.flores 2 місяці тому +1

      @@listerjne wow, 8 year ago comment. Yeah, 8 years ago me would be very proud of me. Thank you for this. Be well!

  • @TheInfallibleChase
    @TheInfallibleChase 9 років тому +912

    Four pounds of weed... That's A LOT of money...

    • @generico366
      @generico366 9 років тому +53

      It was free.

    • @TheInfallibleChase
      @TheInfallibleChase 9 років тому +58

      +Bas van de Kleut Why would someone give away four pounds of their weed? Depending on the quality of it, that's over $10,000 worth of weed

    • @generico366
      @generico366 9 років тому +144

      Dan said in the video that his friend owned a field covered in weed. He just took some and smoked it.

    • @generico366
      @generico366 9 років тому +76

      Not to mention the quality was terrible, so it was near worthless.

    • @TheInfallibleChase
      @TheInfallibleChase 9 років тому +23

      +Bas van de Kleut The lowest quality weed is weed that has been heavily sun dried and is exclusively grown outdoors in Mexico. Unless Dan's friend has a weed plantation some where in mexico, which I highly doubt due to cartels and the mexican government's war on drugs, it was likely mids. 4 pounds of mids is still close to $10,000 value...

  • @jaybird7
    @jaybird7 8 років тому +412

    when danny said "doctor i have anxiety" he legit sounded like john mulaney 😂

    • @notnowmom6865
      @notnowmom6865 3 роки тому +8

      Remember if you like you get a finger in your ass in a uncomfortable position

    • @Peeshart47
      @Peeshart47 3 роки тому +19

      @@notnowmom6865 lesson learned: dont lie to doctors and if you have frequent urination, keep it to yourself.

    • @matthewgoveia3479
      @matthewgoveia3479 3 роки тому +5

      @@notnowmom6865 Stick it in, I am an American!

    • @Marc-kc3nz
      @Marc-kc3nz 3 роки тому

      What? No he didnt

    • @noideawhatnametouse7302
      @noideawhatnametouse7302 3 роки тому +2

      The two things I will always remember from that is him saying “I’m sorry” and “ooooooh”

  • @captainbloodloss1
    @captainbloodloss1 9 років тому +95

    *the massive bag of weed fills you with determination*

  • @fredface4939
    @fredface4939 8 років тому +1488

    i drank a line of weed once

  • @lpsamyrose
    @lpsamyrose 4 роки тому +75

    "did you know I wrestled an alligator?"
    Oh Danny, you never fail to amaze me

  • @Texas-girll
    @Texas-girll 7 років тому +953

    Danny would be amazing to smoke with

    • @yiosomething
      @yiosomething 6 років тому +2

      IKR

    • @typhoonic
      @typhoonic 6 років тому +28

      Yeah, but unpopular opinion: I wish we would stop stigmatizing weed especially being he's a musician.

    • @Jo_Josuke
      @Jo_Josuke 6 років тому +2

      OGRE thats all up to dan himself

    • @typhoonic
      @typhoonic 6 років тому +36

      Obviously. I'm just saying it was probably pretty influential. I mean, it's no coincidence that a lot of the most creative people, especially musicians, smoked weed, and usually quite heavily, at some point in their life. It sure would be nice if weed could be legal everywhere, but it's not because frightened or greedy people pushing stigmatization and misinformation.

    • @Jo_Josuke
      @Jo_Josuke 6 років тому

      OGRE yeah totally

  • @jmaan3
    @jmaan3 9 років тому +258

    It actually really does help with anxiety a lot. I have horrible anxiety, to the point I found it hard to leave the house for awhile, I tried many prescription drugs such as Prozac to solve the problem,I also tried seeing a psychologist. None of this helped, but when I started smoking weed I found the anxiety became tolerable, it didn't go away but it sure as hell got better.

    • @Ghostydude5797
      @Ghostydude5797 9 років тому +2

      Prozac is an antidepressant

    • @scottydog771
      @scottydog771 9 років тому +23

      +Jesse Woolridge It can help anxiety but in some cases it can cause it or worsen it

    • @RetronomiconTCG
      @RetronomiconTCG 9 років тому

      Jesse Woolridge Same situation for me

    • @scoobydoolostemerarios4495
      @scoobydoolostemerarios4495 9 років тому +3

      ***** thats not true at all. addictive personalities call for different measures. the only difference is that its not an opioid or something that is inevitably addictive. its the same as a man who binge eats food and cannot stop. withdrawls and dependency will be present, its just sorta pathetic when u have em lol

    • @charliek8407
      @charliek8407 9 років тому +8

      +Zareisha dude that's not how anxiety works it's not just the place you live it's the people too

  • @slavojdyrdek
    @slavojdyrdek 5 років тому +102

    Danny being a champion stoner totally explains why he's the sweetest, most open-minded soul on this Earth

  • @M3iscool
    @M3iscool 8 років тому +585

    "I'm not gonna look this gift horse in the cooooccckkk." Lol

  • @RandomGuy-fp5rw
    @RandomGuy-fp5rw 6 років тому +29

    I love how Dan can just tell his boss how much weed he smokes

  • @SuprSleuth
    @SuprSleuth 8 років тому +267

    Hey kids do you smoke the devils lettuce

    • @Loiner_Leftie
      @Loiner_Leftie 8 років тому +6

      Oh my god I've not heard that used in ages. My mate used to say it all the time until he moved onto saying "dank ganga".

    • @tavitaliehr8074
      @tavitaliehr8074 8 років тому +8

      you mean Jesus cabbage

    • @CapnForever604
      @CapnForever604 8 років тому +15

      I call it Peruvian crime cause it gets you so stoned

    • @SUPERLINKX2
      @SUPERLINKX2 5 років тому +2

      The Lord’s Leaf

    • @blankuser987
      @blankuser987 4 роки тому

      yeah

  • @djsnoozy9044
    @djsnoozy9044 8 років тому +123

    "A dad that has no kids"- Dan "the roach smoker" Avidan

  • @GidenUltimus
    @GidenUltimus 8 років тому +109

    "you're like a dad with no kids"

  • @radiocoffee7700
    @radiocoffee7700 2 роки тому +17

    Man, Dan's memory is really freaking good for being high during these stories. I feel like I can't remember anything when I do a little puff puff.

  • @fearedone3193
    @fearedone3193 9 років тому +767

    Just saying, game grumps is fucking hilarious while you're high

    • @MapleLeafAce
      @MapleLeafAce 9 років тому +105

      It's also hilarious when you're not.

    • @Datheavyispootis
      @Datheavyispootis 9 років тому +12

      MapleLeafAce yes clearly -__________

    • @fearedone3193
      @fearedone3193 9 років тому +19

      MapleLeafAce obviously dude...

    • @MrPixelMonster
      @MrPixelMonster 9 років тому +6

      so is your haircut

    • @fearedone3193
      @fearedone3193 9 років тому +23

      Flying Dutchman Come at me scrublord i'm fucking ripped

  • @Voltanaut
    @Voltanaut 9 років тому +41

    "Do you take drugs, Danny?"
    "Every day."
    Well done, dude. I love Caddyshack and that reference was absolute genius.

  • @uknownada
    @uknownada 9 років тому +115

    That opening from Caddyshack was perfect.

    • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
      @MrWhatdafuBOOM 6 років тому +5

      uknownada It kind of sounds like them too. xD

  • @aethere.mp3190
    @aethere.mp3190 8 років тому +65

    When Arin was talking about the Cookie Butter all I could think was I NEED THIS

    • @billfrank7283
      @billfrank7283 8 років тому

      Same

    • @KacyRaider
      @KacyRaider 8 років тому +2

      HOLY SHIT IT'S GOOD. I had some Biscoff cookie butter and it was delicious.

    • @user-gw1bk1dw3z
      @user-gw1bk1dw3z 8 років тому +3

      Cookie butter is very good, VERY VERY GOOD

    • @jihyegardens
      @jihyegardens 8 років тому +5

      I've had, unashamedly, 6 jars completely to myself-straight from the jar, with various plastic utensils (The Trader Joe's CB, in at least one of every flavor).
      Needless to say, Cookie Butter is AMAZING

    • @NoodlePastie
      @NoodlePastie 5 років тому

      Sugar is a drug

  • @jessebushnell7253
    @jessebushnell7253 8 років тому +225

    Mad respect for Dan quitting smoking pot. I personally didn't quit, but I do it with Moderation. I would have loved to smoke with Dan but I would respect his choice. Not all stoners are gonna push that shit on you. I just don't like ignorance on the subject of Cannabis.

    • @lithosphere9148
      @lithosphere9148 4 роки тому +10

      Same man. I don’t think I’ll ever quit but I usually only smoke on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, with some moderate smokage if I ever feel down or I’m hanging out with a buddy of mine.

    • @KoolAids-vj1ll
      @KoolAids-vj1ll 3 роки тому +3

      @@lithosphere9148 I usually smoke on fridays, maybe the weekends if I’m chillin with the boys. I really wanna try edibles soon

    • @lithosphere9148
      @lithosphere9148 3 роки тому +4

      @@KoolAids-vj1ll dont try edibles unless you make them. I've gotten some gummies from my local dispensary and they wayyy too long to do anything and it's kinda disappointing. But maybe my tolerance is just too high. Once I put a pretty sizable bud into the middle of a banquet pot pie and let it cook, smelled and tasted like shit but I was staring at the celing for like 8 hours thinking about how I was conceived, so I'd say it worked well

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 Рік тому

      I just started up not that long ago myself, although I mostly take edibles myself. It's kind of unfortunate that they only last for about 3 and a half hours for me though, but it's definitely a good time.

  • @NyxxyNightstar
    @NyxxyNightstar 9 років тому +319

    Shocking thing is, that Danny dude at the start actually sounds like Dan.

    • @NyxxyNightstar
      @NyxxyNightstar 9 років тому +3

      ***** Nevermind.

    • @angelenriquerodriguez1572
      @angelenriquerodriguez1572 9 років тому

      ***** don't worry I got it

    • @immortaldubs
      @immortaldubs 9 років тому +1

      and the other GU kinda sounded like arin

    • @NyxxyNightstar
      @NyxxyNightstar 9 років тому

      Nathan Davy
      I couldn't really hear the comparison, but I could definitely hear Dan's.

    • @crosbowkil98
      @crosbowkil98 9 років тому +8

      ***** yea, and that erin bloke sounds like arin a hell of a lot.

  • @ryles5069
    @ryles5069 8 років тому +178

    18:20 "Aw, man, she made like the best brownies, man, you know, like brownies? Aw, I could eat, like, one of 'em." Also, story time. So this one day, a friend of mine brought some pot brownies to school. Because, you know, senior year is the perfect time to pull that kinda shit and get kicked out. He didn't, because he wasn't offering them to anyone or anything, so no one knew he had them. He also had some normal brownies. I think it was like his birthday and someone gave them to him so he coud share some and keep "the leftovers" for himself. Anyway, he hadn't told anyone that some of the brownies had weed in them yet, but one of our friends decides he's gonna take a brownie. And there's a teacher right there, so he can't tell him which container to take from without looking suspicious. You can guess what happened. Apparently he managed to power through it without realizing what was going on despite never having had weed before. So anyway, the day goes on and my friend's eaten a few brownies and is decently high when he gets the idea to eat all the rest of them at once. There's like six left, and he gets through four of them before deciding that he can't eat anymore and has to get rid of the rest of them. I don't know why, he was probably paranoid. So he offers the last two to me. Now, I'm not into weed, so I refuse. And only a handful of other people knew that they were actually pot brownies by that point, and none of them were around. They probably wouldn't have taken it, anyhow. And I clearly remember he had just the saddest look on his face when he threw the brownies away, it was priceless.

    • @SanaSamaha
      @SanaSamaha 8 років тому +25

      You made your friend sad... Should've taken those brownies.

    • @MykiiMescal
      @MykiiMescal 6 років тому +3

      KidOnTheNet or at least taken them off his hands saying they were specifically going to offer them to those friends

    • @fredericksaxton9782
      @fredericksaxton9782 4 роки тому

      You coulda held them for him or something, cmon man. Where's the friendship? Weed is expensive.

    • @ryles5069
      @ryles5069 4 роки тому

      @@fredericksaxton9782 yo I woulda just ate them if this had happened today ngl

    • @scumbagshitposter2234
      @scumbagshitposter2234 3 роки тому

      @@ryles5069 your 4 years to late your friend is sad

  • @dc6758
    @dc6758 9 років тому +24

    "My mom put her hand on my shoulder and I started crying" story of my life lmfao

  • @IZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
    @IZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR 8 років тому +89

    You made sure to make this episode 20+4:20 minutes

  • @someguyinahoodie9335
    @someguyinahoodie9335 8 років тому +88

    I got high this one time by accident cuz my friend gave me a weed brownie. Apparently I'm fucking JESUS at Super Smash Bros. when I'm high. Like I'm great when I'm sober, but I fucking DESTROY people when I'm high.

    • @ImpDraPalMod
      @ImpDraPalMod 8 років тому +2

      ToxicChicken jeah im the uber pro playing fifa while baked

    • @Gnurklesquimp
      @Gnurklesquimp 7 років тому

      The thing is I always get to the point where I'm too lazy for it haha
      I'm much better when I start getting drunk.. I never liked cod but drunk quickscoping with my roommate was a lot of fun

    • @julinha3977
      @julinha3977 7 років тому

      ToxicChicken damn man, same. makes me even better at gaming because I can get rid of anxiety(unfortunafuckingtely affects me during my gameplay experiences)

    • @Gnurklesquimp
      @Gnurklesquimp 7 років тому +1

      Julia Gerace Weed helps me keep my heartrate down in like a dark souls duel or boss fight, but when I'm drunk.. Everything just kind of happens by itself lol. I really am a drunken master when it comes to Halo with snipers

    • @julinha3977
      @julinha3977 7 років тому

      M Weed was my best ally when playing Bloodborne and Souls games! At first I thought it would distract me and make me die more, but my memory of enemies locations and backtracking game is too strong due to countless deaths. I agree with you, drunken gaming is...something else. 0% inhibition, 100% offensiveness. Even though I don't recall much, I have a blast when playing Doom while drunk.

  • @AgentZombieMan
    @AgentZombieMan 8 років тому +303

    I'm not gonna lie, I'd love 1 video where the two of them got blazed and played a game. It's be funny for Danny to be like "This isn't bad" and Aron to be like "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude..."

    • @santiagogarcia1015
      @santiagogarcia1015 7 років тому +14

      AgentZombieMan nah. I'd rather not see that.

    • @duncanwest4645
      @duncanwest4645 7 років тому +6

      AgentZombieMan also arin says numerous times he's never smoked and you don't get high the first time you smoke.

    • @supershadow11123
      @supershadow11123 7 років тому +2

      duncan west depends on the situation lol. I got so fucked up that I peaked and threw up lol

    • @omnicowdemon
      @omnicowdemon 7 років тому +30

      duncan west "you don't get high the first time you smoke"? Dah fuk? People almost always get extremely high the first time they smoke. Because they have no idea the amount best to consume from being a complete novice and for that reason do too much. Even if they're told to do a small amount they're still going to get high. Your post is the stupidest thing I've read in weeks.

    • @awesomekilla1127
      @awesomekilla1127 6 років тому +4

      omnicowdemon a few weeks ago was my first time, a friends set up what was supposed to be a small bong hit that turned out to be very large, It fucked me up so much that all I did at that party was sit on a couch and eat a lot of food

  • @colonelgalia2120
    @colonelgalia2120 8 років тому +36

    Danny is literally my hero. Hilarious, gorgeous, and could smoke a binbag full of weed.

  • @evilinterpol
    @evilinterpol 8 років тому +32

    Watching this while super high. Best decision ever

  • @noisyheretic215
    @noisyheretic215 8 років тому +316

    Hey I'm weed, I'm not so weed, And we're the weed grumps

    • @MrRants-wr2vn
      @MrRants-wr2vn 8 років тому +23

      Hey I'm stoned
      I'm not so stoned
      annnnd this is weed grumps.

    • @KacyRaider
      @KacyRaider 8 років тому +8

      No it should be be hey I'm stoned I'm also stoned and we're the weed grumps.

    • @samm4409
      @samm4409 8 років тому +2

      +TheDoctorsTardis10 well, Arin's never been stoned, but Danny has, so sense is made

    • @BigChief-hq2li
      @BigChief-hq2li 8 років тому +3

      Hey im stoned and im no so stoned and where the weed grumps

    • @Tristen95gi
      @Tristen95gi 8 років тому +6

      RICK SANCHEZ IM HIGH RIGHT NOW BUT IF YOU ARE THE real RICK SANCHEZ I HAVE VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!!! LIKE WHY ARE YOU WAIT HOW ARE YOU WAIT HOLD ON. what... OH YEA HOW DID YOU ESCAPE PRSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????????&
      This post does not reflect the views or ethics of this profile.

  • @goaskinza
    @goaskinza 8 років тому +241

    I think the truck story is my favorite

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban  9 років тому +284

    Thanks for all the subs and views guys! I never expected any growth like this. I'm currently working on a new GG video, so keep your eyes peeled!
    please?

    • @thebeaztjk4457
      @thebeaztjk4457 9 років тому

      TehDarkrai poor poor danny he shouldnt have quit

    • @meg.da.kachidog-p
      @meg.da.kachidog-p 9 років тому

      +Lucifers minion he... quit? D:

    • @thebeaztjk4457
      @thebeaztjk4457 9 років тому

      he quit smoking weed is what i ment he shouldnt have stopped smoking

    • @Selekta.official
      @Selekta.official 9 років тому

      +TehDarkrai did you really edit this and be like the time is gunna say 2(4:20)

    • @qnteban
      @qnteban  9 років тому

      +Opex Party To be fully honest, it is not intentional and i did not notice until people started to point it out in the comments

  • @MrLeviathan001
    @MrLeviathan001 9 років тому +19

    I guess it's safe to admit here, I came across this randomly when doing my weekly watch old game grumps and smoke day.

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 4 роки тому

      Ah, only on the day that ends in "y."

  • @jurassictart3625
    @jurassictart3625 8 років тому +71

    "Game Grumps does not advocate drug use... unless it's really good"
    -Dan Avidan

  • @femmefuntime
    @femmefuntime 8 років тому +112

    I got an ad about drug addiction at the start of this video

    • @nonono7973
      @nonono7973 8 років тому +1

      good thing you cant get addicted to weed

    • @riikki___
      @riikki___ 8 років тому

      he describes mental addiction in the video

    • @benperlmutter5190
      @benperlmutter5190 8 років тому +26

      i mean, you can get psychologically addicted to anything, but weed has no chemically addictive agents. you can't get physically addicted to weed

    • @Charziken909
      @Charziken909 8 років тому +1

      +I'm Totally not 25 I am*

  • @makennamurphy3734
    @makennamurphy3734 8 років тому +58

    I want to see a picture of Dan with center-of-the-back hair

  • @bryanl7346
    @bryanl7346 7 років тому +12

    I'm only 3 days sober and this compilation really helps, considering most people competitively make fun of me for even hinting I have a weed addiction, even if it's pathological. Thank you for posting!

    • @knotsoangelic
      @knotsoangelic 2 роки тому

      At least you realize it’s pathological and makes it a lot easier to quit. Much luck to ya

  • @supertoxicgamer
    @supertoxicgamer 9 років тому +177

    I get high off Jesus! 420praiseIt

    • @KaoticDreww
      @KaoticDreww 9 років тому +21

      The only drug I need is donuts 420glazeit

    • @SpyHarms
      @SpyHarms 9 років тому +4

      - Arin Hanson 2015

    • @garlicinbread9427
      @garlicinbread9427 6 років тому +7

      I died smoking weed
      420decayit

    • @thequeerishere9662
      @thequeerishere9662 5 років тому +6

      my drug of choice? grass. 420grazeit

    • @lad7436
      @lad7436 5 років тому

      Praise JETHETH!

  • @CaffeineConnoisseur
    @CaffeineConnoisseur 9 років тому +110

    I had cookie peanut butter once.
    The jar didn't last long.
    That stuff is worse than crack.

    • @velnoonlev2610
      @velnoonlev2610 9 років тому +8

      Darrus Dreadtiger It's perfect for attracting neighborhood dogs into your basement.

    • @mileshartway8804
      @mileshartway8804 9 років тому +4

      It's called biscoff

    • @velnoonlev2610
      @velnoonlev2610 9 років тому +9

      Miles Hartway
      Is that what kids are calling it these days? Back in my day, it was known as Masturbation

  • @LordSauron22
    @LordSauron22 3 роки тому +13

    My friend baked edible brownies and he always made a special batch for me. It was smaller and had nothing in it. So just normal brownies.....until one day where he (high as a kite) put the edibles into the brownie tray he used for me and I ate half the tray and thought I was dieing

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami 8 років тому +23

    Love the cut-off scream at the end.

  • @marioluigifun
    @marioluigifun 9 років тому +126

    3:42 There were 4 of us, here tonight, Huff, Huff, Huffin, Time to get high, Weed Rolled!

  • @alexiscoyotaschwarz3251
    @alexiscoyotaschwarz3251 9 років тому +19

    I'm crying omgg Arins lack of knowledge is GREAT xD

  • @EyebrowsGaming
    @EyebrowsGaming 9 років тому +853

    I get the feeling Danny hasn't quit weed. :P

    • @EyebrowsGaming
      @EyebrowsGaming 9 років тому +129

      I'm a member of the Salty Spitoon.

    • @MrMrsirr
      @MrMrsirr 9 років тому +25

      +Robert Dug Ha dammit. When I saw him mention the Salty Spitoon I was like
      "ohgodohgodohgod has anyone said it yet DAMN I'm too late D:"

    • @EyebrowsGaming
      @EyebrowsGaming 9 років тому +59

      ***** I argue with strangers on the internet!

    • @PokeymanTrainer
      @PokeymanTrainer 9 років тому +6

      What makes you say that?

    • @heyguysjohnfarder
      @heyguysjohnfarder 9 років тому +1

      +Alex Kirk Most people do

  • @rinaberman7686
    @rinaberman7686 8 років тому +152

    "Doctor, I have anxiety. You know, that thing everyone in the world has."
    SOMEONE SAID IT

    • @pencilstreak9
      @pencilstreak9 8 років тому +55

      Well, duh. Of course everyone has anxiety. It's just a matter of whether or not it impairs your functioning on a daily basis and ruins what would otherwise be your normal life.

    • @rinaberman7686
      @rinaberman7686 8 років тому +6

      I know the clinical definition of a disorder, I've taken psychology classes too, so I don't appreciate the sass. I'm saying that there are so many people who claim to have anxiety disorders, many of whom probably don't have them.

    • @jjlufbjoss3313
      @jjlufbjoss3313 8 років тому +64

      Everyone gets anxiety, not everyone has severe anxiety or an anxiety disorder

    • @randoprior4130
      @randoprior4130 7 років тому +11

      Rina Berman don't claim to have education when none is there. And do not judge those who's state of mind you cannot understand. That was not sass, but the view point of someone offended by your comment.

    • @cashewbutter943
      @cashewbutter943 7 років тому +9

      THANK YOU. I can't stand it when people claim to have anxiety because they get fuckin nervous before a test or some shit. I have such severe anxiety that I once stayed in my house for three goddamn weeks and almost had to be held back in school because of it. Shit sucks, man.

  • @woodgatejack
    @woodgatejack 7 років тому +17

    That's one of the things about being middle-aged:- 15 years ago I was mixing booze and pot and passing out in my friend's garden. Now I have panic attacks when I have too much pick-n-mix.

  • @jericalocke9136
    @jericalocke9136 4 роки тому +22

    "You're like a dad who has no kids"
    "I've never, ever touched a weed"
    "You're like the one terrible undercover cop."
    *Arin choking in the background*
    Dan: Game Grumps does not advocate drug use
    Arin: *gurgling*
    Dan: Unless it is really good.
    Arin: GAAH-!

  • @Dani-cg7ri
    @Dani-cg7ri 6 років тому +7

    "Once you get the jaw closed it's *SUPER EASY* " Danny that's probably the most impressive DAMN thing I've ever heard

  • @reinnfrux
    @reinnfrux 8 років тому +58

    18:00 try a game called Stoner Roulette, tray of brownies but one has laxatives in it

  • @vierots
    @vierots 4 місяці тому +2

    i love watching this as i get ridiculously stoned after work at my dispensary job

  • @Skipperdoodle
    @Skipperdoodle 6 років тому +7

    Kudos to Dan. The most impressive thing I've ever done while stoned is manage to get off the dang floor

  • @siirezzii990
    @siirezzii990 9 років тому +53

    12:42 my sister did the EXACT same thing, not even joking, and it was even in a u haul as well

    • @terriblefate21
      @terriblefate21 9 років тому +23

      +Siirezzii Maybe Danny is your sister.

    • @velnoonlev2610
      @velnoonlev2610 9 років тому +16

      ***** I wish my sister was as sexy as Danny :(

    • @CoachDitka
      @CoachDitka 9 років тому +25

      +Velno Onlev Uhhh

    • @generico366
      @generico366 9 років тому +1

      +Velno Onlev That's messed up in more ways than one.

    • @velnoonlev2610
      @velnoonlev2610 9 років тому +4

      Bas van de Kleut
      There is *NOTHING* wrong with me wanting to Sexbang my sister!

  • @DJFreedomWWG1WGA
    @DJFreedomWWG1WGA 9 років тому +67

    I pray that someday I get the chance to smoke a blunt with Sir Sexbang.

    • @6joe16ful
      @6joe16ful 9 років тому +2

      That would be awesome too bad he doesn't smoke anymore

    • @DJFreedomWWG1WGA
      @DJFreedomWWG1WGA 9 років тому +2

      Or so he claims... lol

    • @devonbrowne5446
      @devonbrowne5446 9 років тому +1

      +Rusty Shackleford maybe arin his employer doesn't like weed

    • @generico366
      @generico366 9 років тому +6

      Those are some high ambitions you've got there!
      I'll show myself out.

    • @anonymoususer3112
      @anonymoususer3112 9 років тому

      +Bas van de Kleut booooo get out!

  • @GoldphishAnimation
    @GoldphishAnimation 8 років тому +60

    Realized I was watching this at 4:20
    All is good in the world

    • @MrRants-wr2vn
      @MrRants-wr2vn 8 років тому +2

      There IS a God!

    • @xenbri1271
      @xenbri1271 6 років тому +1

      The Stitch my birthday is 4/20 (not kidding) BEAT THAT

    • @justintolley9309
      @justintolley9309 4 роки тому

      Man Ray which is also hitlers birthday

  • @Suusleepy
    @Suusleepy Рік тому +4

    There's two kinds of comments here
    "Wow, how amazing that Dan was able to fight through and best that addiction to become a more successful man with a well paying job and singer in a band"
    And
    "Hah! Man watching GameGrumps stoned is awesome by itself! This is even better!!"

  • @camman1056
    @camman1056 9 років тому +15

    I remember the first time I did weed brownies. I was at my Dad's party with my gf (she'd never met them before), this old lady walks up to us both and gives us one each. I eat it, she then says 'theyre hash brownies'. 40mins later I'm so fucked I can just about walk around and laugh.

  • @NJDevil15263040
    @NJDevil15263040 9 років тому +32

    Liked after the first 3 seconds.

  • @MelodyAndersoneja22
    @MelodyAndersoneja22 9 років тому +453

    Welp. I accidentally had this playing loudly when my 100% Republican mother walked into the room.
    Oops.

  • @SleepinGriffin
    @SleepinGriffin 8 років тому +20

    I want a game grumps animated of the Moving Truck under the bridge story.

  • @Karmarni
    @Karmarni 5 років тому +3

    I love that most of these start with Arin screaming something about pot.

  • @UlinenOfficial
    @UlinenOfficial 8 років тому +16

    *watches video*
    *ad pops up*
    "Should Marijuana be Legalized? VOTE NOW!
    Me: ... How oddly appropriate

  • @captainjules6033
    @captainjules6033 8 років тому +91

    I hope Dan never tries to get a traditional job because with this much dirt on him that he himself out on the Internet... It's gonna be tough.

    • @pie7591
      @pie7591 5 років тому +1

      Not really , I've got a security job and they hired me on the spot and started the next . If they need workers they don't give a crap.

    • @JonzazGaminz
      @JonzazGaminz 5 років тому +2

      most employers dont really give a shit if you do or dont smoke weed

    • @knotsoangelic
      @knotsoangelic 2 роки тому

      @@pie7591 that’s a major red flag for the employer, but good on ya that you got a job

  • @woodgatejack
    @woodgatejack 7 років тому +54

    Back in the day I was working home from work one evening and this guy popped his head out of his front door and invited me in to smoke some pot with with him. Now, I'm afraid to say, but to this day I don't know his name. He was one of my regular customers of the shop I ran at the time, but he was an OK guy and I would never turn down a spliff.
    We smoked about four joints and watched the Steve-O video, which may have been a bad idea as I began to get the fear, so politely made my excuses and left.
    On the way home, I decided to stop off at a small convenience store to get some stuff like bread and milk, and of course I had the munchies. As I browsed the shelves I was going to myself "I need bread, I need bread, I need bread, I need bread. I need milk, I need milk I need milk I need milk I need soup I need soup soup soup soup soup. Oh shit, I'm talking to myself! Am I talking to myself? Stop talking to yourself! I'm NOT talking to myself!"
    I calmed down and politely asked the shopkeeper "Hi. Sorry to sound rude, but have I been talking to myself since I came in here?"
    He smiled and replied "No Sir, I've not heard you"
    "Okay, thanks. Cheers" I smiled back.
    _Why did you ask him THAT?!? He knows you're stoned, now! HE KNOWS YOU'RE STONED!!_
    Quickly I grabbed some groceries and snacks and went to pay. As he bagged up my stuff I realise that I am holding one hand on top of my head. This was because I was grinning so broadly that I was afraid that the corners of my mouth were going to go all the way to the back of my head and meet, causing the top of my head to fall off.
    By now it was already dark (it was winter). I walked home, munching on one of the sweets I had brought. Suddenly, I realised I didn't know where I was, "Shit!" I thought "I must've got confused and headed towards my _old_ address! Where the fuck am I? How long have I been walking? How long have I been eating this liquorice?" In a panic I spun around... and found myself not 50 yards away from the shop I was just in. Now, either I was so high that the two minutes that had elapsed had seemed like two hours, or that I _had_ been walking for two hours and I had been taking teeny-tiny steps.

    • @Squiggy2010
      @Squiggy2010 4 роки тому +3

      That's some good shit bro.

    • @jodielol1635
      @jodielol1635 4 роки тому

      You sound both British and American

    • @woodgatejack
      @woodgatejack 4 роки тому +3

      @@jodielol1635 I am actually British. I think I used terms such as "convenience store" instead of "off-licence" or "corner shop" as I guess most reading these comments are Americans.
      You should meet my sister. She's lived in the US for just over twenty years. When she's over here, she speaks in her English accent, but switches to an American one back home.

    • @woodgatejack
      @woodgatejack 4 роки тому +1

      @Button Socks I did suspect that at the time. I was a regular participant of pot back then. I've had "The Fear" before, but nothing like that.

    • @knotsoangelic
      @knotsoangelic 2 роки тому +1

      this is why we should have saner stoners to be with you. Hope your next experience isn’t as bad as that one lmao

  • @rjackson5610
    @rjackson5610 7 років тому +4

    I'm happy Danny deciding to take steps to better his life and stop smoking. It's also really funny to hear him talk about when he was a stoner and hear how like 'damn I was stupid' it's just so funny

  • @EricPudalov
    @EricPudalov 5 місяців тому +2

    I'm not sure which videos are the originals for all of these, but I should tell Danny "Congratulations! You inspired me to become a pothead too."

  • @Nightpacer
    @Nightpacer 7 років тому +2

    I've watched this many times, it keeps bringing me back cause Danny is just such an interesting person to listen to talk about their life.

  • @SaskiaWorld
    @SaskiaWorld 5 років тому +7

    Danny: here's all the good things about quitting
    Me: *am watching this toasted af*

  • @purplecatonbroadway
    @purplecatonbroadway 5 років тому +4

    Knowing now what being high actually feels like makes this much funnier lol

  • @vlac111
    @vlac111 9 років тому +4

    I almost expected Dan's Morrowind weed story to turn out like "And everytime I went out, I saw cliff racers."

  • @pyr0_jack
    @pyr0_jack 7 років тому +7

    "I have plenty of cops who are friends."
    -Leigh Daniel Avidan, 2014.

  • @luisrincon4672
    @luisrincon4672 4 роки тому +6

    Danny is infinite in age. Because he talks about losing a year in Morrowind, he worked at sooooo many places, but also he worked at a cubicle for 3 years. Like it doesn't add up. Danny is immortal.

  • @jmiester25
    @jmiester25 9 років тому +8

    The truck story is so fuckin funny lmaooo

  • @funnyhomunculus3353
    @funnyhomunculus3353 7 років тому +7

    "eeerrRRRREEErRREeeeERRErrererRURUURERUEurrrrr"
    -The truck

  • @PrinsaVossum
    @PrinsaVossum 8 років тому +20

    21:00 You'll have plenty of time for doobie-rollin' when you're livin' in a van down by the river!

    • @ImpDraPalMod
      @ImpDraPalMod 8 років тому +1

      Kubo Edgeworth wise words xD

  • @nonplayercharacter12333
    @nonplayercharacter12333 4 роки тому +2

    "if you put your hearts and Minds to it, you can accomplish anything."
    Most inspirational quote I've ever heard about weed

  • @adriangarceau2836
    @adriangarceau2836 5 років тому +8

    When danny talks about being 24 and only smoking weed all day hits far too close to home xD

  • @KellyAesop
    @KellyAesop 9 років тому +32

    Thank you my friend, I wanted somebody to make this XD

  • @Crazymofoinamajikbox
    @Crazymofoinamajikbox 8 років тому +91

    How many people have made the MaryJEWana joke?

  • @oliverfulayter5515
    @oliverfulayter5515 4 роки тому +11

    16:25
    Dan: "Like a non-cop.."
    Me: "Uh, a criminal?"

    • @knotsoangelic
      @knotsoangelic 2 роки тому +1

      insinuating every non cop is a criminal /j

  • @AmazinglyAwkward
    @AmazinglyAwkward 8 років тому +2

    Listening to weed grumps while smoking my first rolled joint, that is, the first joint I myself have rolled. Gonna be a good night xD

  • @HackCentury
    @HackCentury 8 років тому +22

    4:20 The smell of 4 pounds of weed before you, it fills you with DETERMINATION

  • @JoCoBrony
    @JoCoBrony 9 років тому +15

    8:09 was a moment of amazement for me.
    His hair is so short!!

    • @It_Is_The_Me
      @It_Is_The_Me 4 роки тому

      JoCoBrony he looks like spencer in Icarly

  • @Maro-gp3vf
    @Maro-gp3vf 8 років тому +13

    GameGrumps does not advocate drugs use.
    Arin: uuuuuuuuh
    Except when is really good
    Arin: AAAAAAAAAAH
    GameGrumps 20xx because i can't remeber the year of the original videos

  • @buck5745
    @buck5745 8 років тому +70

    I ate a dandelion once

  • @fancychuproductions3916
    @fancychuproductions3916 3 роки тому +1

    the caddyshack clip *chef's kiss* was perfect its like Dan's brain cells communicating