Adult Actress Attempts Stand-Up Comedy

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 326

  • @Bresus13
    @Bresus13 3 місяці тому +1147

    The silence from the audience the entire time she’s on stage is sooo uncomfy

    • @partlydave2
      @partlydave2 3 місяці тому +31

      Their silence is the funniest part of the video

    • @donnakenny3974
      @donnakenny3974 3 місяці тому

      Dont quit your day job? She only had a night job & a b l0w job.

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 3 місяці тому +12

      Right?! Does she even notice or care?

    • @Bresus13
      @Bresus13 3 місяці тому +14

      @@partlydave2 I just get second hand embarrassment so bad lol

    • @emilyvos3249
      @emilyvos3249 Місяць тому

      I was waiting for the jokes for so long

  • @milacolman
    @milacolman 3 місяці тому +918

    Bro we need to find the evil person who lied to her and told her she's funny

    • @Cheezedtomeetyou
      @Cheezedtomeetyou 3 місяці тому +38

      It's definitely the friend that's recording her

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 3 місяці тому +7

      @@Cheezedtomeetyouyep

    • @JoyDavidson
      @JoyDavidson 3 місяці тому +10

      It's the bro that was friend zoned. He told her whatever he thought she wanted to hear.

    • @anothergamingchannel2656
      @anothergamingchannel2656 3 місяці тому +9

      You already know it was the dudes simpin for her. They should be forced to watch these video and only these videos on her onlyfans from this day forward as punishment

    • @zizzz001
      @zizzz001 Місяць тому +1

      she told herself

  • @DankrumStar
    @DankrumStar 3 місяці тому +747

    The worst part of this is all of the incels that will use her as another example of “see women can’t be funny” 🙄

    • @avgriffin49
      @avgriffin49 3 місяці тому +68

      The truth is they’ll do that regardless . There is always bad comics male female whatever . When women do bad , women haters will jump on it like it’s their rival teams missing a shot. They suck but remember they are always here women comedian could be the greatest they’d ignore it cos it counters their worldview . Let them suffer that loss and miss out on the good stuff cos a man didn’t make it.

    • @El1society
      @El1society 3 місяці тому +26

      @@avgriffin49it’s like that stick drawing meme. two male stick figures are at a chalkboard doing a math problem and one of them says to the other ‘wow you suck at math’. the next column is one male and one female stick figure and the male stick figure says to the female stick figure ‘wow WOMEN suck at math’

    • @avgriffin49
      @avgriffin49 3 місяці тому +5

      @@El1society never heard of that image but it’s a good way to put it cheeers !

    • @JarrettTindle
      @JarrettTindle 3 місяці тому

      The dude commenting on the vids is so cringe... He's most likely a sapiosexual

    • @vitomiceli4018
      @vitomiceli4018 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@El1societythese victimisation scenarios play out 99% in feminist fantasies and 2% in reality.

  • @spacenugget1199
    @spacenugget1199 3 місяці тому +445

    When the video began I thought she'd just be boring or unfunny. But the way she kept talking about sex, not even making jokes, just descriptions, was so embarrassing and uncomfortable. And the silence was just twisting the knife in the wound.

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 3 місяці тому +24

      Same. It was so weird.

    • @user-bo4xb9eq9i
      @user-bo4xb9eq9i 3 місяці тому +14

      It's a lot like Amy Schumer.

    • @vitomiceli4018
      @vitomiceli4018 3 місяці тому +6

      Although, if you're not a particularly prudish person she *is* just boring and unfunny.

    • @saramilena.
      @saramilena. 3 місяці тому

      sameeeeeeee jajaajaj

    • @priyamanobal
      @priyamanobal 2 місяці тому +8

      Yeah sex jokes aren’t the best way to start your comedy career. In general I feel like most people don’t find sex jokes that funny, it’s like a person might giggle at it but that’s about it 😭

  • @MaxTheOccultist
    @MaxTheOccultist 3 місяці тому +346

    The second hand embarrassment actually feels like like a knife twisting in my chest 💀💀

  • @donuted_ace
    @donuted_ace 3 місяці тому +452

    The second hand embarrassment form this lady is crazy. This is so difficult to watch lol

    • @Sam-uj9me
      @Sam-uj9me 3 місяці тому +9

      ace pfp spotted

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 3 місяці тому +18

      tbh I think I've seen her prawn before and she's somehow kinda cringe in that too? Idk how but she finds a way lol

    • @andrewkoster6506
      @andrewkoster6506 3 місяці тому +20

      @@idontwantahandlethough CRINGE FINDS A WAY

    • @SavvyMuhon
      @SavvyMuhon 3 місяці тому +16

      @@andrewkoster6506
      Cringe ALWAYS finds a way. Cringe is that neighbor who always wants to talk when you’re in a hurry

  • @rachapach6192
    @rachapach6192 3 місяці тому +425

    5:21 “I’m dryer than the Sahara desert over here” but she says “Satara desert” lol that’s why you didn’t understand her.

    • @yirennycordero
      @yirennycordero 3 місяці тому +40

      Ty for breaking that down I didn’t get it either

  • @BetterLifeAhead35
    @BetterLifeAhead35 3 місяці тому +254

    The fact that she thinks it's the sex in her jokes that's the problem...

  • @yeoldegunporn
    @yeoldegunporn 3 місяці тому +192

    This is one of those things where it’s probably funny in a small group while drunk at a party but not in the sober light of recording.

  • @xXluluchanelXx
    @xXluluchanelXx 3 місяці тому +341

    the only way it becomes cringe is if she doesn't take the lesson that confidence in one arena doesn't immediately translate to competence in another

  • @bubblegumcrab
    @bubblegumcrab 3 місяці тому +266

    Shes talking and breathing like she's doing her first job... what

  • @tinycrimester
    @tinycrimester 3 місяці тому +110

    this is remarkable. me and my friends are constantly laughing at the dirtiest jokes. i thought sex jokes are a real low-hanging fruit but not a single one of these lands.

  • @autumno248
    @autumno248 3 місяці тому +184

    Halfway through and Jake looks TRAUMATIZED

  • @decKyo
    @decKyo 3 місяці тому +158

    4:24 I understand why the top comment of the video said yikes 😬

  • @lovelilsy_
    @lovelilsy_ 3 місяці тому +119

    THE AI GENERATED DESCRIPTION I CANTTTTT

    • @jaxxrose1279
      @jaxxrose1279 3 місяці тому +5

      😭😭😭😭

    • @lisele39
      @lisele39 3 місяці тому +5

      💀💀 checked it after this comment and thank you 😂😂 it didn’t disappoint

    • @NoWay-jv5ij
      @NoWay-jv5ij 3 місяці тому +1

      I JUST CHECKED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @helco2856
      @helco2856 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah I just checked that out

  • @marietailor3100
    @marietailor3100 3 місяці тому +83

    Omg I misunderstood the title and thought you were mocking an actress for being a grown woman in acting starting out in comedy and was VERY confused. 😂

    • @El1society
      @El1society 3 місяці тому +1

      same here! i thought it was strange wording lol

    • @Aldersnap
      @Aldersnap 2 місяці тому +1

      Sameee

    • @eacomedy
      @eacomedy 2 місяці тому +1

      Yes i absolutely did not get that he meant ADULT actress not adult actress

  • @K1mbs
    @K1mbs 3 місяці тому +255

    Stop because why does she keep going down on one knee

    • @halo1433
      @halo1433 3 місяці тому +24

      That's where she's used to being.

    • @elizabethwojcik1620
      @elizabethwojcik1620 3 місяці тому +12

      ​@@halo1433 just the one knee? 😂

    • @halo1433
      @halo1433 3 місяці тому

      Maybe that's her trick that drives the guys wild 🤷 idk. I've never given head in a photo booth, bragged about it to the world, and wanted to even illustrate it so we could feel like we were there, too.
      Sex workers feel like they can relate to everyone because everyone has sex, but not everyone is nasty, soulless, and finds it cool to talk about how gross they are.

    • @ariiayekay
      @ariiayekay 3 місяці тому +1

      @@halo1433lmfao!

    • @gingerleamcwow435
      @gingerleamcwow435 3 місяці тому +4

      That's the only thing she's done that actually got her any attention in life 😂

  • @Popper_Drop
    @Popper_Drop 3 місяці тому +71

    I don't know what the emotion I experienced is called when she immediately went into a weird how-to with porn but it's somewhere between second hand embarrassment and a trauma response

  • @TravNash
    @TravNash 3 місяці тому +82

    I think that person raised there hand to call time on their set. The audience can only handle so many LOLs.

  • @WyldFyreFli
    @WyldFyreFli 3 місяці тому +106

    She basically was just like fuck it people like my porn voice I'll just rely on that

  • @chelelee6321
    @chelelee6321 3 місяці тому +34

    That one couple actually laughing and cheering....secondhand embarrassment for them, too.

  • @s4di.3
    @s4di.3 2 місяці тому +9

    What gets me the most is the fact that some of these jokes wouldn't be that bad if it weren't for the delivery. The delivery can make or break a joke

  • @bs9696
    @bs9696 3 місяці тому +25

    Im pretty sure someone gagged at the end. Accurate as fuck😂

  • @morrighanb1645
    @morrighanb1645 3 місяці тому +88

    Sometimes I wonder if people understand the cringe they create just by… living these masterpieces. Thanks as always, Jake lol

    • @andrewkoster6506
      @andrewkoster6506 3 місяці тому +1

      i'm glad she's creating content, i'm entertained. At least it's harmless cringe

  • @iricandescence
    @iricandescence 3 місяці тому +25

    "I'm dryer than the Santera desert" 😆😅

  • @artisticfruitloops5097
    @artisticfruitloops5097 3 місяці тому +10

    Not even "fill in the holes" its "fill in the blanks" HOW CAN U BE THIS BAD😭😭

  • @haileybee99922
    @haileybee99922 3 місяці тому +17

    Only her friend hollering makes it even worse

  • @tevin5562
    @tevin5562 3 місяці тому +35

    Someone PLEASE send this to Moist Critical 😂😂😂

    • @IdislikeTechnology
      @IdislikeTechnology 2 місяці тому

      I tried but i dont know him personally so i doubt it'll land (fb messanger).
      Best would be someone who knows whatever that discord or whathaveyou platform is that he interacts with ppl on, live? And use that to notify 'im

  • @white_isnt_a_race2338
    @white_isnt_a_race2338 3 місяці тому +36

    “Im not an avid hub viewer”
    But i know their theme song

    • @kats-bk6et
      @kats-bk6et 3 місяці тому

      I don't watch p0rn but like... I feel like the soundbite is everywhere

  • @evilstereofairy
    @evilstereofairy 3 місяці тому +33

    The only laughter was coming from her

  • @greyscale13.
    @greyscale13. 3 місяці тому +21

    i didn’t think it could be that bad but it really was

  • @ashley2powers237
    @ashley2powers237 3 місяці тому +20

    Im trying so hard to watch this without cringing, i have no clue how the audience just sat there and listened to her moan😭😭

  • @colleenkay4223
    @colleenkay4223 3 місяці тому +32

    The hand gesture kinda looked like shooting a basketball... maybe reminding her which joke to tell next? 👀

    • @IvanaSantini
      @IvanaSantini 3 місяці тому +3

      If I had the money I would bet it all on the fact that you were right about this lmaoo!!

    • @MurronWright
      @MurronWright 3 місяці тому +1

      Time stamp?

    • @chelelee6321
      @chelelee6321 3 місяці тому +3

      Well, it certainly wasn't a dunk. Perhaps rim, though.

    • @colleenkay4223
      @colleenkay4223 3 місяці тому +1

      15:11-15:14 ​@@MurronWright

  • @acemyname
    @acemyname 3 місяці тому +44

    i’m 6 minutes in and i genuinely don’t know if i can continue…i can’t even remember the last time i had to stop watching a video due to cringe but 🥴

    • @absolutelyridiculous6743
      @absolutelyridiculous6743 3 місяці тому +2

      😂 I'm using bed time as an excuse 😅

    • @phraydedjez
      @phraydedjez 3 місяці тому +1

      after watching this, I dont want to live on this planet any more

  • @TheCreatureUnderYourBed
    @TheCreatureUnderYourBed 3 місяці тому +31

    this video is so hard to watch, good work jake doolittle

  • @lenam4027
    @lenam4027 3 місяці тому +17

    jake ily so much but i cannot finish this video it’s too painful ❤

  • @Kiputytto_minis
    @Kiputytto_minis 3 місяці тому +31

    It's so sad because she could have amazing jokes and segways... Like when she said she's been in the entertainment industry she could have said this is her first time with clothes on. The park hopper pass was kinda funny but she ruined it with the entire rest of the joke.

    • @saramilena.
      @saramilena. 3 місяці тому +1

      "she could have said this is her first time with clothes on" is even funny? hahaha

  • @kouda_ha
    @kouda_ha 3 місяці тому +29

    2:54 When she asked this and nobody responded if I were her I would have made a joke about how they can't say they're a fan because they have their wives/girlfriends next to them or something along those lines as that'd be typical humour thing to say like "Nooooobody eyyy? Sure ;P I see all the girlfriends and wives staring down their significant others here I know what's goin' on..."

  • @potato_that_tickles_his_pickle
    @potato_that_tickles_his_pickle 2 місяці тому +3

    The only comedy set where you ask yourself at the end "Did I cheat on my partner by watching this?"

  • @clifforddean232
    @clifforddean232 2 місяці тому +3

    She cracking jokes like my drunk aunt.

  • @aikokopuffs
    @aikokopuffs 3 місяці тому +51

    jakey poo posted 😮😮 i have to pause my minecraft for this!!!

  • @icu3869
    @icu3869 3 місяці тому +8

    She doesn’t seem to realize it’s not relatable or socially acceptable to present your body like a Disney ride everyone gets to go on.

  • @donnakenny3974
    @donnakenny3974 3 місяці тому +5

    Watch her be obsessively trying to win that comedian basketball player" back 😅

  • @KadenP
    @KadenP 3 місяці тому +4

    Loving the loud cheering when she left the stage

  • @chewytaffy
    @chewytaffy 3 місяці тому +9

    4 minutes in and I don’t think I can do the rest of this video 😭

  • @Space-Milk
    @Space-Milk 3 місяці тому +52

    You reming me of Peethan if he was serious and sober

    • @skrunklycreationz
      @skrunklycreationz 3 місяці тому +5

      ive been sayinf fhis

    • @IdislikeTechnology
      @IdislikeTechnology 2 місяці тому +1

      To me its peethan if he wasnt as introspective and worldly-aware 🤨 sober or not, peethan has more self introspection and societal comprehension than this dude...he could take notes 🤷‍♀️
      This guy's got good content, but he doesnt tie it broadly enough to societal existentiality like peethan does.

  • @KamillaRos
    @KamillaRos 2 місяці тому +6

    I feel like im watching Amy Schumer

  • @kaciedurso
    @kaciedurso 3 місяці тому +8

    I am cringing so hard at her I’m not sure if I can even finish this video lmao

  • @jerryware1970
    @jerryware1970 3 місяці тому +17

    One time at band camp.

  • @cheeseradish4908
    @cheeseradish4908 3 місяці тому +5

    This was the most uncomfortable thing I’ve seen today.
    Thank you, Jake!

  • @forty_two42
    @forty_two42 3 місяці тому +3

    You said Bowl of grapes and i got the Marizpan Cool Tapes song stuck in my head. "I like to get down with a BAG OF FOUR GRAPES!!!"

  • @Jokerasmaw
    @Jokerasmaw 3 місяці тому +2

    “I’m dryer than the satarah dessert over here” but she biffed it because she meant to say Sahara.

  • @nukaghoula
    @nukaghoula 3 місяці тому +3

    this woman is the real life equivalent of Eric Cartman pointing out that a lot of female comedians just yell the word "vagina" instead of making actual jokes

  • @devanberge2044
    @devanberge2044 3 місяці тому +7

    Yo I think this cured my 🌽 addiction

  • @deadkitten72
    @deadkitten72 3 місяці тому +6

    Imma just say, besties aren’t your friends atp, they let you not once but twice go on stage.

  • @davidm444
    @davidm444 3 місяці тому +5

    i’m so glad you’re back posting on this account, it’s ur best and most genuine content i love it

  • @splamox9829
    @splamox9829 3 місяці тому +1

    agonizing watch! thank you jake!

  • @Heraisedawolf
    @Heraisedawolf 3 місяці тому +7

    She tried to say drier than the sahara desert

  • @mistameir
    @mistameir 3 місяці тому +9

    jesus christ it was like. slam poetry.

  • @FrieswMayo
    @FrieswMayo 3 місяці тому +9

    MY MOM WAS NEXT TO ME WHEN SHE MOANED

    • @HotTakeAndy
      @HotTakeAndy 2 місяці тому +1

      What did she say? 😮

    • @FrieswMayo
      @FrieswMayo 2 місяці тому +1

      @@HotTakeAndy Nothing (thank god)

  • @moriahlyn
    @moriahlyn 3 місяці тому +5

    That was a flight or flight situation

  • @ariiayekay
    @ariiayekay 3 місяці тому

    you are freaking hilarious Jake 😂🖤

  • @imjustabee_
    @imjustabee_ 3 місяці тому +16

    i’m so confused throughout her act, oof

    • @absolutelyridiculous6743
      @absolutelyridiculous6743 3 місяці тому +9

      SAME. There was nothing comical about her whole bit, and I laugh at everything. I'm completely turned off, and my lady bits are dehydrated.

    • @uhicanexplain3858
      @uhicanexplain3858 3 місяці тому

      @@absolutelyridiculous6743literally same 💀😭😂

  • @samwisegame-geek3392
    @samwisegame-geek3392 3 місяці тому +6

    The haunted mountchin

  • @halffirewolf
    @halffirewolf 3 місяці тому +1

    I had to pause this so many times

  • @RaniaHaid12
    @RaniaHaid12 3 місяці тому

    Your commentary is hilarious 🤣

  • @GenXScorpio
    @GenXScorpio 3 місяці тому +10

    Yikes 😬..... I had second, third, fourth, and fifth hand embarrassment for her and I'm no prude, like I've done and said things that may have made people blush but geez maneeze.... I hope she never does comedy again, even open mic night, like leave it alone.

  • @laurenwishing2955
    @laurenwishing2955 2 місяці тому +1

    "Im drier than the senterra desert"
    Me too babe. Me too.

  • @spiced_tea
    @spiced_tea 3 місяці тому +3

    GHADDD ITS TOO MUCH I CANT this set is so painful 😀

  • @davemick7216
    @davemick7216 3 місяці тому +1

    They called you Disneyland because there's a 3 hour long line to ride.

  • @Starsongzz
    @Starsongzz 3 місяці тому +6

    She seems nice, but she also reminds me of the teenage boys I went to high school with who wore fedoras for some reason, maybe it was the snap-to-bow combo

  • @jordanadavis4053
    @jordanadavis4053 3 місяці тому +1

    I had to keep pausing it just to get thru it dear lord 😭🤦🏽‍♀️I’m like sweating this is so bad

  • @va.n1ll4
    @va.n1ll4 3 місяці тому +3

    Oh god, I think I nearly passed away while watching that

  • @saratiri22
    @saratiri22 3 місяці тому +1

    This was a hard watch😂

  • @shiashau
    @shiashau 2 місяці тому +1

    God if I ever tried to do a funny performance and the audience was dead silent I'd get off-stage pretty quickly.

  • @SonjaUnapologetic
    @SonjaUnapologetic 3 місяці тому +5

    MacGyver 😂 It was Gallagher.

  • @martymcfly7393
    @martymcfly7393 3 місяці тому +1

    hell yeah bro can we see more sick mouth tricks in the future that was sweet

  • @donnakenny3974
    @donnakenny3974 3 місяці тому +1

    5:30 .. "trying in character still"? 😂

  • @lilahelliott
    @lilahelliott 3 місяці тому +1

    I’m laughing but like not the way she would want me too 🤣 I have second hand embarrassment

  • @siennanikole1242
    @siennanikole1242 3 місяці тому

    The Roseanne line got me Jake I won’t lie 🤣

  • @secretformulathief910
    @secretformulathief910 3 місяці тому +4

    11:30 Jake... Be honest, how many people subscribed after you said that

  • @icu3869
    @icu3869 3 місяці тому +1

    READ THE ROOM, use a disclaimer:”Hey, my lifestyle’s not for everyone - but Ive seen some things-ever wonder what happens “Behind the scenes in corn? “ Who wouldn’t cheer for that?

  • @Fatbottomgirl666
    @Fatbottomgirl666 3 місяці тому +8

    She reminds me of Molly Shannons character from superstar and SNL!! Just all kinds of awkward and weird!!!! And so thoroughly annoying!!

  • @urfosterdad
    @urfosterdad 3 місяці тому +1

    im so glad im drunk an high while i watch this otherwise theres a very real chance i would've buried myself alive after it

  • @Crumpletin
    @Crumpletin Місяць тому

    I had to pause this video so many times the second hand embarrassment is killing me

  • @PolarBeeIsMe
    @PolarBeeIsMe 2 місяці тому +1

    1 month late and I wish I would have remained unaware of this video 😔

  • @enokusenpai4171
    @enokusenpai4171 2 місяці тому +1

    gabi caught a stray lol

  • @glitt.r
    @glitt.r 11 днів тому

    I NEED AN APOLOGY FINANCIAL COMPENSATION I AM TRAUMATIZED 😭😭😭

  • @2Askew84
    @2Askew84 Місяць тому

    That’s about like ninja flossing

  • @WildDiscoDance
    @WildDiscoDance Місяць тому

    It’s the flip flops for me

  • @maisylw
    @maisylw 3 місяці тому

    Enjoy ur trip to Europe Jake!!

  • @saskialolita
    @saskialolita 3 місяці тому

    6:26 lol paused to comment and just realized i caught u at a really inopportune moment ahahah my bad 😝

  • @zonelero420
    @zonelero420 3 місяці тому

    Ouch that hurted

  • @waveysawvey4584
    @waveysawvey4584 3 місяці тому

    This was a tough watch

  • @thequinn8737
    @thequinn8737 3 місяці тому +1

    All respect to you my friend but I made it 7 minutes and 6 seconds in and I’m gonna go ahead and like and go onto my next watch later vid cause this was a tough watch 😂
    PS: I even skipped her set a lil 💀

  • @trevineleven
    @trevineleven 3 місяці тому +1

    "Dryer than the Saharra Desert."

  • @felixhates5031
    @felixhates5031 3 місяці тому +8

    I

  • @zumeybear6883
    @zumeybear6883 Місяць тому

    13:56 (reference for) & 14:13 (the joke)
    That joke was so well played out 😂😂😂😂
    Big D Energy

  • @becca5510
    @becca5510 3 місяці тому +2

    4:40 I’m so embarrassed for her I’m leaving now. See you folks in the next vid

  • @jtodd0221
    @jtodd0221 2 місяці тому

    When you said "weiner" I laughed harder than I did at anything she said.