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КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @Aquasyris
    @Aquasyris 8 років тому +2602

    As a French viewer, I can testify this is what the average French employer will require you to do, even for the most simple jobs.

    • @miralysmaederi4779
      @miralysmaederi4779 8 років тому +17

      So true !

    • @etoiledefeu7504
      @etoiledefeu7504 8 років тому +29

      I know I am French too.

    • @SpellboundWolf
      @SpellboundWolf 8 років тому +8

      Awesome!

    • @XenoVeyl
      @XenoVeyl 8 років тому +24

      Ouai, encore faut il le trouver le "job" mdr

    • @Pocahonkers
      @Pocahonkers 8 років тому +65

      As someone who went to france once, I support this statement as I was the person that required the waiter to do such things for my enjoyment.
      Also I can say that frog really tastes like chicken, it's just alot smaller.

  • @nordichope7301
    @nordichope7301 7 років тому +615

    Guy in suit "merci", Mark "I don't know what you called me, but I'm very upset" xD.

    • @raidedsalt7110
      @raidedsalt7110 7 років тому +20

      North_Hope Sacre Bleu XD

    • @bobbobben5901
      @bobbobben5901 7 років тому +1

      Hahahaha

    • @zoeheim5280
      @zoeheim5280 7 років тому +5

      North_Hope I READ THIS COMMENT AS HE SAID ITT

    • @DeathbyPixels
      @DeathbyPixels 6 років тому +5

      Oh my god, I somehow didn’t catch that. That’s incredible.

    • @exposingrobloxhackers1017
      @exposingrobloxhackers1017 6 років тому +5

      Actually , the guy in green said: Je vous remercie. Wich is a longer sentence to say "Merci".

  • @SatisfiedShark
    @SatisfiedShark 8 років тому +311

    Yes mark this is exactly what we Frenchmen do in our spare time. We stretch and shrink while covering our skin in lotions.

    • @Griffures
      @Griffures 8 років тому +9

      ikr, i do that every morning

    • @batlittlebrush3238
      @batlittlebrush3238 8 років тому +13

      Yes it is what we love. That is how the eiffel tower was built domeone was stretching to put the high things

    • @69810e
      @69810e 8 років тому +2

      SatisfiedShark exactement

    • @rosiepolieolie4804
      @rosiepolieolie4804 7 років тому +8

      Pff les stéréotypes 😂

    • @camelia1144
      @camelia1144 7 років тому +3

      SatisfiedShark on utilise effectivement des lotions pour s'étirer et atteindre le sommet de la tour Eiffel

  • @chiararachael2807
    @chiararachael2807 7 років тому +2433

    "I'm not stretching myself out with lotion every night." OHMYGODMARK

  • @sophiwoods9315
    @sophiwoods9315 7 років тому +831

    I like the fact that he says "Can I talk you to your tableau?" hes saying "can I take you to your chalkboard" like 100%

    • @BridgessH
      @BridgessH 6 років тому +18

      Yep, thats something we all say dont we.... XD

    • @DeathbyPixels
      @DeathbyPixels 6 років тому +8

      Sophi Woods Languages are the best ever.

    • @homeleipa5932
      @homeleipa5932 6 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @elysdoodles
      @elysdoodles 5 років тому +6

      Nope. He's saying "Can I take you to your table". He just pronounced "Table" weirdly

    • @Entropy_arts
      @Entropy_arts 5 років тому +15

      Elyth Doodlz R/whooosh

  • @gambivliac4157
    @gambivliac4157 8 років тому +446

    Markiplier runs around babbling slurred French, while vigourously rubbing lotion on his body.

    • @markiplier
      @markiplier  8 років тому +127

      +Steel_ Vale haha I'm changing the decription to this

    • @aliciagoodman3659
      @aliciagoodman3659 8 років тому

      Decrepit decription... ;)

    • @AVoiceForRadio
      @AVoiceForRadio 8 років тому

      o3o

    • @sharontam9515
      @sharontam9515 8 років тому +1

      +Markiplier It's the most accurate description tbh

    • @Daisy-yt5fq
      @Daisy-yt5fq 8 років тому +10

      He actually changed it to this haha

  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  8 років тому +2668

    I apologize in advance to all my French fans!

  • @iidkkdii6341
    @iidkkdii6341 7 років тому +682

    even though Mark was butchering the French it was still ridiculously attractive...

    • @sallywinston5305
      @sallywinston5305 7 років тому +46

      it's seàn fam
      First person to actually offend French people...and make them adore him even more at the same time.
      That's Markimoo :3

    • @save.1001
      @save.1001 5 років тому +2

      I agree

  • @ohlawdhecomin305
    @ohlawdhecomin305 7 років тому +221

    5:19 "I am not streching out myself with lotion every night-"
    *insert five thousand lenny faces here*

  • @Cyber-Flea
    @Cyber-Flea 8 років тому +1553

    Mark: "Im not stretching myself out with lotion every night... *realization of what that means" shutup"

    • @Macifur
      @Macifur 8 років тому +30

      I laughed on that part lol

    • @Cyber-Flea
      @Cyber-Flea 8 років тому +8

      Macifur same! that part made my day lol

    • @jade.2870
      @jade.2870 8 років тому +12

      I'm still laughing 😂😂😂

    • @candiedlemonz
      @candiedlemonz 8 років тому +9

      I had to play that part 2 times. Dead 😂😂

    • @josh___something
      @josh___something 8 років тому +2

      I have not laughed this hard in ages!!!

  • @thiseasv.1018
    @thiseasv.1018 8 років тому +241

    "I don't stretch myself with lotion every night...shut up"
    -Markiplier 2016

  • @preston5020
    @preston5020 7 років тому +870

    what restaurant has spikes!??!?!?!

    • @Tommy50377
      @Tommy50377 7 років тому +24

      Elite Adventure Guy They have some weird fetishs....

    • @laffyliam7115
      @laffyliam7115 7 років тому

      Elite Adventure Gu

    • @p.dorothea4407
      @p.dorothea4407 7 років тому +18

      Elite Adventure Guy, *German restraunts*

    • @sleepy.saturn
      @sleepy.saturn 7 років тому +1

      Phoebe Radke Just.... stop..

    • @p.dorothea4407
      @p.dorothea4407 7 років тому

      Snow Blossom, LOL

  • @-Miasimon
    @-Miasimon 8 років тому +1683

    Can't wait to see the animation of this.

    • @StressedHelp
      @StressedHelp 8 років тому +3

      😂😂😂 ikr?!

    • @rhettstr3971
      @rhettstr3971 8 років тому

      lol

    • @tornpumpkin4629
      @tornpumpkin4629 8 років тому +2

      We all know it's coming eventually.

    • @TheLocalDegenerate
      @TheLocalDegenerate 8 років тому +14

      Ha HA HA HA LOL WHY THE F**K DO I HAVE A BAD FEELING THAT THE ANIMATION OF THIS MAY BE SUPER WRONG?

    • @rileyclevenger7260
      @rileyclevenger7260 8 років тому +9

      Er. Because lotion, stretching, french voices, and rudeness.

  • @thomasgodridge5945
    @thomasgodridge5945 8 років тому +257

    Markiplier, the frenchiest frenchman that ever frenched

    • @mr.realite1326
      @mr.realite1326 8 років тому +8

      franchement je trouve que Mark est l'homme francais le plus francais que je n'ai jamais vu dans ma vie francaise cela est absolument fou fou!!

    • @lillithwisteria8074
      @lillithwisteria8074 8 років тому

      +MR. REALITE ikr

    • @lillithwisteria8074
      @lillithwisteria8074 8 років тому

      SRRY look it up. My NANNA translated it and I srlsy just left her house like a minute ago!LOL, I'm sorry tho😭

    • @Isarrot
      @Isarrot 8 років тому

      Do you know what the verb "to french" means ???

    • @nikinike2326
      @nikinike2326 8 років тому

      He's a french fry

  • @zeipheil
    @zeipheil 8 років тому +348

    Mark, this is NOTHING like France.
    The people in France are WAY stretchier....
    ..i think...

    • @josiahgreen969
      @josiahgreen969 8 років тому +1

      THEY USE THE ARMPITS HAIRS AS ROPES! I would save 1 million dollars to see that

    • @karimkaim-michel7795
      @karimkaim-michel7795 8 років тому +4

      wow Les gars sérieux (wow guys sirious.

    • @loriapril-chouinard6028
      @loriapril-chouinard6028 8 років тому +2

      +karim kaim-michel **serious

    • @WinkHype
      @WinkHype 8 років тому

      +karim kaim-michel on deverait les aprendre le français car on dirait qu'il ne comprend rien du tout!

    • @spikeandangiekidfriendlyfo1037
      @spikeandangiekidfriendlyfo1037 8 років тому

      +Alexandra Paquette. In one of his vids he said he seen it

  • @NicoSleepyLeen
    @NicoSleepyLeen 7 років тому +267

    SACREBLEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    -Mark 2016

    • @tuachixiong5232
      @tuachixiong5232 5 років тому

      Oui!

    • @SEX_TRAINER
      @SEX_TRAINER 4 роки тому +1

      Timecode please

    • @rramshacklez
      @rramshacklez 4 роки тому

      @@SEX_TRAINER 6:12 i think
      edit: i think meaning, there may be a different time he yells sacrebleuuuuuuuuuu that this comment meant, cause.. he yells a lot

  • @EmiliebEmilie
    @EmiliebEmilie 8 років тому +437

    Yes Mark, this is what us french people do in our spare time. Personally, I just do it every Friday night...

    • @creece4865
      @creece4865 8 років тому

      Why did you stop making videos

    • @EmiliebEmilie
      @EmiliebEmilie 8 років тому +2

      ClutchPlays I haven't, I've just been super busy with work and school (because I'm a huge procrastinator) but I'll be posting a video explaining EVERYTHING soon :) I'm very sorry!

    • @creece4865
      @creece4865 8 років тому

      +Emilie b Emilie ok just wondering

    • @mrgentlemandudeguyperson5367
      @mrgentlemandudeguyperson5367 8 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂👍👍 same!!

    • @huntermlmfao2778
      @huntermlmfao2778 8 років тому

      YOUR CUTE =O

  • @aookami9581
    @aookami9581 8 років тому +53

    As a french person, yes, I can assure you, this is what we do, everyday. All the time. °-°

    • @eonchaosorder4662
      @eonchaosorder4662 8 років тому +5

      in bed (i regret nothing and everything.... but maybe not in that order)

    • @fionab8224
      @fionab8224 8 років тому

      i'm maybe not a real french so...?

    • @cupcakebro
      @cupcakebro 8 років тому +5

      Of course we do ! We just occasionally extend our spines into shapes and hang from the roof while shoving baguette into our mouths !

  • @onilinka4063
    @onilinka4063 7 років тому +309

    As a big french fan... I would like to say that in our spare time, french people like me, like to watch Markiplier videos.
    also that french accent sounds like Barbossa from Pirate of the carribean.

  • @turboghost4870
    @turboghost4870 8 років тому +430

    Please do more of this!!! I was laughing so hard my eyes almost popped out

    • @turboghost4870
      @turboghost4870 8 років тому +5

      _I'm not kidding-_

    • @qtpie1113
      @qtpie1113 8 років тому +2

      +Dєคtђ “Tђє F๏гو๏ttєภ Kเภو‎” Dค๓ภ
      If you can actually physically do that, then that's amazing! And in a good way of course!

    • @turboghost4870
      @turboghost4870 8 років тому +5

      _I like how everyone sees the eyes almost popping out, and not the fact that I want Markimoo to do more._

    • @nilsragnar1347
      @nilsragnar1347 8 років тому +1

      well, i dont know that, there arent that many levels in this probabely like 3-4 more from this one, so it would be a short episode (sry for bad english)

    • @turboghost4870
      @turboghost4870 8 років тому

      Actually your English was pretty good, you're just missing some of your punctuation. Besides, it would still be funny.

  • @lavadad2629
    @lavadad2629 8 років тому +388

    "La chienne keeps your skin nice and supple".....so dogs...can keep you young? Good to know.

    • @lavadad2629
      @lavadad2629 8 років тому

      2:18 is when he says it.

    • @AnderDiez
      @AnderDiez 8 років тому +4

      Wubadubadub dub ;)

    • @junethefierce3802
      @junethefierce3802 8 років тому +1

      This should convince my mom to get a dog! :D

    • @lavadad2629
      @lavadad2629 8 років тому

      ***** Lol I know but for the sake of the joke

    • @EJW2
      @EJW2 8 років тому +3

      +Abradolf Lincler hello, other variation of hitler, I am apostrophe hitler, führer of the grammar nazis

  • @jacobyin5320
    @jacobyin5320 8 років тому +167

    Baguette baguette croissant snails frog legs et Giant Dick Towers. Expert french speaking.

    • @jeanpignondepied
      @jeanpignondepied 8 років тому +7

      I'm french and i'm impressed by your skill. Baguette frog legs baguette strike action fromage.

    • @GooberGab
      @GooberGab 8 років тому +1

      Non mais bravo quand même x) Mélanger l'englais au français

    • @jacobyin5320
      @jacobyin5320 8 років тому +2

      no hablo espanol.

    • @AWFULJ
      @AWFULJ 8 років тому

      "Mes couilles"

    • @kurtch794
      @kurtch794 8 років тому

      honhonhonhonhon sacre bleu baguette baguette je suis cest un fosapadosfj[ej

  • @bluduckie
    @bluduckie 7 років тому +1913

    I'm french but I'm not a fan I'm an air conditioner

    • @darkpotionminecraft2573
      @darkpotionminecraft2573 6 років тому +20

      ??? ??? I can answer. "Bonjour, je suis Ethan, enchanté de vous rencontrer."

    • @AidenOcelot
      @AidenOcelot 6 років тому +7

      Bluduckie you don't work when it's hot out?

    • @pessee.3359
      @pessee.3359 6 років тому +8

      Bluduckie Quel métier passionnant 😂😂

    • @leschevaliers5371
      @leschevaliers5371 6 років тому +1

      TopFOOT c'est tres passionant

    • @candacerhodes1142
      @candacerhodes1142 6 років тому +1

      Loooolllllllll

  • @daltonpinell6251
    @daltonpinell6251 7 років тому +1030

    What is a French person's favorite color?
    Sacre BLEU!

    • @phasme4696
      @phasme4696 7 років тому +16

      sacre bleu is in france but in Canada people talk in french too (like me) and sacre bleu mean fuck in french but in canada we use more class tabarnac ostie and all church word

    • @artsyyuci
      @artsyyuci 7 років тому +33

      Nope in french sacre bleu is just an old medieval insult that no ones uses anymore xD the closest translation to "fuck" is putain x)

    • @GamerFaceGamerGame
      @GamerFaceGamerGame 7 років тому

      Yukii Fujiwara thought it was maerd

    • @artsyyuci
      @artsyyuci 7 років тому +2

      Gamer Face Do you speak French ? :3 just so I know if I can explain it to you like I understand it or not ^^' cause yay it is putain, and I can explain it to french speaking persons :3

    • @GamerFaceGamerGame
      @GamerFaceGamerGame 7 років тому +1

      Not exactly Fluent in the French Language. Lol.

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf 8 років тому +351

    I know the customers are rude, but that's no reason to get bent out of shape.
    OW! Who threw that?!

    • @faemerothgoblinbane
      @faemerothgoblinbane 8 років тому +8

      That was an amazing pun
      Now leave.
      The door's over there, and open

    • @breastfriends7498
      @breastfriends7498 8 років тому +23

      That pun was a stretch.

    • @Corvin_Ito
      @Corvin_Ito 8 років тому +4

      *throws knife but misses*
      FACK

    • @gwenking8827
      @gwenking8827 8 років тому +1

      NO! MORE PUNNNNS! MARK MAKE A PUN VIDEO

    • @gwenking8827
      @gwenking8827 8 років тому

      But I need more punnnnnnns

  • @LightMyStar
    @LightMyStar 8 років тому +195

    This made me laugh more than it should have XD

    • @hockeygurl4790
      @hockeygurl4790 8 років тому

      its the sound affects that Mark makes 😂 LMAO

    • @LightMyStar
      @LightMyStar 8 років тому +2

      +Cutieplier 819 HONHONHON

    • @awekiara2238
      @awekiara2238 8 років тому

      IKR!!! 😂😄

    • @theresajacobs2146
      @theresajacobs2146 8 років тому

      yeah same here!! XD

    • @hockeygurl4790
      @hockeygurl4790 8 років тому +1

      +LightMyStar OhHonhon it sounds like farts when it contracts😂

  • @planetjusty
    @planetjusty 7 років тому +151

    Hon! Merci ! Hon! Très bien !
    *throws her phone into the wall*
    POURQUOI JE SUIS FRANÇAISE ?
    (Why am I french ?)

    • @dreem7886
      @dreem7886 3 роки тому

      La vidéo est sûrement plus drôle pour les américains
      (This video is more funny for the American people)

  • @Bridgii
    @Bridgii 8 років тому +20

    Yes this is exactly what French people do all day; rub lotion (or l'ocèan if you're mark) over themselves with Bagguettes

    • @Danothemano
      @Danothemano 8 років тому +2

      Haha thanks for the confirmation! :D

    • @TicosTacos
      @TicosTacos 8 років тому +1

      and twirl the epic mustaches

    • @skink9027
      @skink9027 8 років тому +1

      x) totaly what I do every morning .... and a frog... on my face ! x)

  • @anonyme5841
    @anonyme5841 8 років тому +190

    MARK AND JACK HAVE TO STOP KILLING ME BY SPEAKING FRENCH!!!!

    • @lsaure
      @lsaure 8 років тому +4

      septiplier confirmed

    • @hopefull8729
      @hopefull8729 8 років тому +8

      +Domn8tr 19 or, maybe she is just french...

    • @lsaure
      @lsaure 8 років тому +2

      +Domn8tr 19 im french XD

    • @crazygrace9978
      @crazygrace9978 8 років тому +5

      Lemme guess, your another weird ass 20 year old who thinks that TURD is offensive.

    • @Waeku
      @Waeku 8 років тому +1

      +Isaure mrmlld bonjour!

  • @ywnil9440
    @ywnil9440 7 років тому +39

    "Sacrebleu"
    That was so beautiful

  • @trista.suttill
    @trista.suttill 7 років тому +313

    A merci b-bokuu, merci bokwaaa! Eh, bagette un Eiffel Tower XD lmao

    • @Entropy_arts
      @Entropy_arts 5 років тому +18

      Trista Suttill rare footage of me practicing French in a nutshell.

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 8 років тому +14

    I just love the guy's bored look it starts every time mark starts being really ridiculous and he looks like he's looking at mark like "really dude?"

  • @ZorgoXorgon
    @ZorgoXorgon 8 років тому +145

    The defense against B to blow is Q or E to contract. 😁

  • @minnaryberg6364
    @minnaryberg6364 7 років тому +14

    "I'm not stretching myself out with lotion every night... Shut up" *looks up innocently*

  • @nyanchaos9753
    @nyanchaos9753 4 роки тому +112

    "i'm not stretching myself out with lotion every night.....shut up."
    it's the internet mark. you can't take it back once you've said it.

  • @Freyjinn
    @Freyjinn 8 років тому +12

    one of your best videos XD I'm french canadian, so here we don't spare time stretching ourselves in restaurants, we stretch ourselves in the woods fighting against bears. Oh and no need for lotion, maple syrup all the way

    • @Amsuperior
      @Amsuperior 2 роки тому +2

      Yes I agree (I say this 5 years later-)

  • @anisense
    @anisense 8 років тому +90

    5:56 - 6:14
    That felt like a scene straight out of a cartoon and it was awesome!

    • @UsedRomanceCH
      @UsedRomanceCH 8 років тому +6

      Very true! I'd totally watch a cartoon about a french waiter who speaks like that xD someone make an animated version of this gameplay!

    • @Supermynci9000
      @Supermynci9000 8 років тому +1

      I agree. Like Looney Toon quality.

    • @xXShadowCraftyXx
      @xXShadowCraftyXx 8 років тому +1

      That's exactly what I though.

    • @chrononemic115
      @chrononemic115 8 років тому +2

      Probably Chowder

    • @Lunz801
      @Lunz801 8 років тому +10

      Someone animate it

  • @twiharryfan212
    @twiharryfan212 8 років тому +46

    This is by far one of my favorite videos you've done, Mark. I'm already on my third time watching it, having just gone back to it when I want another laugh. Favorite part is 5:45 - 6:29 when you're just goofing off with it, especially the "Pretty, pretty please" and the "SCRE BLEUUUU!!!". Just the way you say it gets me cracking up every time. (I've rewatched that part probably twenty times, honestly.)

  • @cakey9843
    @cakey9843 5 років тому +12

    "I'm not stretching myself out with lotion every night..."
    -Pauses for a brief couple seconds, looking at the camera before back at the monitor-
    "Shut up."
    No, Mark. Elaborate.

  • @jessicadurand8763
    @jessicadurand8763 8 років тому +80

    As a frenchie, I can confirm this to be a true thing that happens.

    • @Danothemano
      @Danothemano 8 років тому +1

      We definitely appreciate the confirmation thanks :D

    • @jessicadurand8763
      @jessicadurand8763 8 років тому +1

      Lol no problem :DD

    • @johannebourret6151
      @johannebourret6151 8 років тому

      It is not true people stop it with that it is soooo annoying 😡🖕

    • @jessicadurand8763
      @jessicadurand8763 8 років тому +1

      Calm down it's just a joke, jeez.
      Sorry if you took offence to something that others found funny.

    • @Terra-Antares
      @Terra-Antares 8 років тому +2

      +Jessica Durand welcome to the internet may i take your order?

  • @moonrocker925
    @moonrocker925 8 років тому +129

    As a French person, I can confirm that this is accurate

  • @princesskristan
    @princesskristan 8 років тому +186

    I forgot how many times I have watched this lmao

    • @uncomfortablekid8872
      @uncomfortablekid8872 8 років тому +1

      same omg

    • @dessi1725
      @dessi1725 8 років тому +7

      Same! I always skip to the part when he's like MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? PLEASE? PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE? and say it with him in the worst French accent ever!😂

    • @uncomfortablekid8872
      @uncomfortablekid8872 8 років тому +5

      Destiny Kydd I love when he says "maitre d" like mark please

    • @LoveSasukeKai
      @LoveSasukeKai 7 років тому +5

      Destiny Kydd I was going through the comments and read yours the moment he said that xD

  • @papafrogproductions918
    @papafrogproductions918 4 роки тому +5

    Almost 4 years later and "I fit like a glerve" still cracks me up so much

  • @Gothicweirdo
    @Gothicweirdo 8 років тому +152

    Markiplier sounded like the French taunter's from monty python and the holy grail

  • @Picave_
    @Picave_ 8 років тому +99

    I have no idea who does your subtitles, but they deserve all of the awards.

  • @Myahster
    @Myahster 8 років тому +161

    5:47 I hope someone animates this

    • @oni510
      @oni510 8 років тому

      Yasss 😆😆😆

    • @JustLone707
      @JustLone707 8 років тому

      oh,yes pls!!!😂

    • @flyingcow6305
      @flyingcow6305 8 років тому +4

      I'm animating it! Also a couple other parts of the video. Sigh, 1356 frames...

    • @codboroks97
      @codboroks97 8 років тому +1

      Just one of the downsides of making animations. Lots of frames.

    • @flyingcow6305
      @flyingcow6305 8 років тому

      Tholaran97 Yeah, but it's getting done. Even if it's frame by frame.

  • @thattliahthereitis3389
    @thattliahthereitis3389 7 років тому +79

    5:48-6:29 I was crying in laughter..

    • @venusschreave7808
      @venusschreave7808 6 років тому +2

      Just A TFoxCat me too. 😂

    • @Entropy_arts
      @Entropy_arts 5 років тому

      Just A TFoxCat I really like your UA-cam picture, sorry it has nothing to do with the comment... bye!

    • @captainmarshy223
      @captainmarshy223 5 років тому +1

      If french waiters can stretch like that.
      You may encounter them asking "meh ai tek ya oder?"

    • @hottesthiphopout3455
      @hottesthiphopout3455 4 роки тому

      Me to 😂😂

    • @yetivaknighten4088
      @yetivaknighten4088 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @ryangray919
    @ryangray919 8 років тому +206

    Mark you need to do more 60 seconds, what happened to them they're really like my favorite

    • @MyKiller890
      @MyKiller890 8 років тому +5

      he did everything right, and the game fucked him over

    • @annapeek2292
      @annapeek2292 8 років тому +1

      yes please!!

    • @callieblaseg7246
      @callieblaseg7246 8 років тому +2

      YESS!!!!!!!!!

    • @hannahfulbrook7594
      @hannahfulbrook7594 8 років тому

      Omg yaaassss

    • @Emmerlaus007
      @Emmerlaus007 8 років тому +4

      He really need to try the survival mode, where you start with all you need instead of running around the house to get everything.

  • @grumpykiller7172
    @grumpykiller7172 7 років тому +40

    so... Mark is playing the maitre D, but the description says that the game he's playing is minecraft. GG UA-cam, GG

  • @le_marsh9744
    @le_marsh9744 8 років тому +150

    "But we french are too polite for farts"
    OMG I'm dying xddd it's like the opposite xd Polite and french = oxymoron (i'm french btw)

    • @OwDaOm
      @OwDaOm 8 років тому +1

      Russian and nice are the biggest oxymorons

    • @OwDaOm
      @OwDaOm 8 років тому

      Absol "moreckt" Malfeckorinsky SOUND like it. It's their language, not their actions. Play Rust.

    • @OwDaOm
      @OwDaOm 8 років тому

      Absol "moreckt" Malfeckorinsky Watch a russian server in the POV of an american

    • @OwDaOm
      @OwDaOm 8 років тому

      Absol "moreckt" Malfeckorinsky No watch an american play in a russian server.

    • @lizrenarts7487
      @lizrenarts7487 8 років тому

      Basically the American won't know what's going on will get gunned down immediately when she tries to get too close to their bases.

  • @definitelycatherine7296
    @definitelycatherine7296 7 років тому +215

    Can you imagine if people could do this in real life?

  • @anoniplouf
    @anoniplouf 8 років тому +64

    In France, indeed, all waiters must present "required elasticity recommendation", or RER as we call it.
    And anyone who wants to strike in public should have at least a César AND a Grammy award and we call that the "César and Grammy Tactic", or CGT. It seems that at the moment, there is a lot of awarded people in France...

    • @user-pk9qo1gd6r
      @user-pk9qo1gd6r 8 років тому +7

      waiters also require "Major Elasticity and Tranlsativity of Remarkable Organisation" (METRO)

    • @hitomi969
      @hitomi969 8 років тому +6

      I'm quite sure only french people will understand the jokes...

    • @kittylennon446
      @kittylennon446 8 років тому

      OH GOD I'M DEAD XDDDD Eerr French jokes x)

    • @MadBoy-tc2jp
      @MadBoy-tc2jp 8 років тому

      Pas mal.

    • @foksi8223
      @foksi8223 8 років тому

      Indeed, i guess only french people know what CGT and RER are ^^

  • @UncleBuncle44
    @UncleBuncle44 8 років тому +54

    my right ear liked this video

    • @ediblegaming8078
      @ediblegaming8078 8 років тому +7

      my left nut liked this video

    • @VL-gk1so
      @VL-gk1so 8 років тому +2

      +Edible Gaming my right nut licked this video

    • @starsound5060
      @starsound5060 8 років тому +11

      that moment youtube comments become tumblr

    • @nyxxiesticks
      @nyxxiesticks 8 років тому +11

      Tumblr is love. Tumblr is life. Tumblr is hate. Tumblr is hell.

  • @aaroniscool2422
    @aaroniscool2422 8 років тому +32

    6:09 there's a hidden message when u turn captions on in English not auto generated

    • @marissamorris779
      @marissamorris779 8 років тому

      omg i turned on the captions and there is a secerets message

    • @aaroniscool2422
      @aaroniscool2422 8 років тому

      +Marissa Morris I know it's funny

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio 7 років тому

      its not a hidden messages just look at the captions in any of his try not to laughs

    • @genderfluidpansexual8398
      @genderfluidpansexual8398 7 років тому +2

      (all of your French fans hate you right now)

    • @loralaidig5361
      @loralaidig5361 6 років тому

      Aaron IsCool Haha, I saw that, I thought it was hilarious.

  • @lilypower8716
    @lilypower8716 4 роки тому +6

    6:06 “The yes, the thank you”. Depending on which one he said I am only Canadian so I don’t know much French.

  • @Davey_ItsaRS
    @Davey_ItsaRS 8 років тому +145

    mark sounds like dex from dexters lab

    • @Davey_ItsaRS
      @Davey_ItsaRS 8 років тому

      lol

    • @zeipheil
      @zeipheil 8 років тому +3

      omelette du fromage!

    • @chloee2813
      @chloee2813 8 років тому

      YESS

    • @ChibiSaturn
      @ChibiSaturn 8 років тому

      omg your right

    • @victorsanchez312
      @victorsanchez312 8 років тому

      +Davinder Singh HOLY SHIET HE TOtALLy DOEs SOUND LIkE GROWN UP DEXTER!!! Nostalgia boner is too strong

  • @MsNarusakufan
    @MsNarusakufan 8 років тому +83

    OH GOD THE FRENCH ACCENT!! It reminds me of France from Hetalia

  • @Greysmdl
    @Greysmdl 8 років тому +116

    5:50 - 6:20 had me laughing so hard I was aching.

    • @xXMCBUBBLEMASTER
      @xXMCBUBBLEMASTER 8 років тому +9

      I was watching this at night with earphones, and I was literally a tomato trying to hold in my laughter! XXXXDDDDDDDDDD

    • @Greysmdl
      @Greysmdl 8 років тому +1

      yup still funny.

    • @hiimtom2821
      @hiimtom2821 7 років тому

      Greysmdl I went to 6:31 lol

    • @coffeejellyash
      @coffeejellyash 6 років тому

      XDXDXDXDXDXDXDX same

    • @coffeejellyash
      @coffeejellyash 6 років тому +1

      My brother fell off his chair when I showed him

  • @sirmacguffin8371
    @sirmacguffin8371 7 років тому +393

    I stretch myself out with lotion every night

    • @doodooh3ad
      @doodooh3ad 7 років тому +58

      JoyfulManiac327 Same, gotta keep it nice and supple.

    • @Steven-si7ff
      @Steven-si7ff 6 років тому +3

      what type of lotion do you use

    • @saucyegg5050
      @saucyegg5050 6 років тому +2

      Sir MacGuffin nice dirty joke

    • @ilikenougat8892
      @ilikenougat8892 6 років тому +2

      Sir MacGuffin Your profile pic with that is magnificent! 😂

    • @corespark7956
      @corespark7956 5 років тому +1

      You forgot to add a period at the end of your sentence

  • @Paphi
    @Paphi 8 років тому +107

    I'm french and I don't know why all the non-french think that we "honhonhon" all the time !! xD

    • @sarahsandelion1906
      @sarahsandelion1906 8 років тому +13

      la magie du stéréotype... ENJOY. XD

    • @kittylennon446
      @kittylennon446 8 років тому

      Eerr va savoir xD

    • @theinsanebuck4285
      @theinsanebuck4285 8 років тому

      When my French teacher laughes it sometimes sound like honhonhon

    • @Epheleb
      @Epheleb 8 років тому +5

      moi non plus je comprends pas pourquoi mais c'est drôle
      THIS MUST BE ANIMATED

    • @xoxJessicaxox94
      @xoxJessicaxox94 8 років тому +6

      I think it's because of the French chef in The Little Mermaid. Even wrong mannerisms can be engrained in the brain as fact when people are just kids.

  • @circus_of_stars
    @circus_of_stars 8 років тому +69

    I'm French and yeah, this is what we do. I do that every Saturday.

    • @deemantheboss67
      @deemantheboss67 8 років тому

      fascinating

    • @Hoshi7k
      @Hoshi7k 8 років тому

      Same here XP

    • @LadyWillow69
      @LadyWillow69 8 років тому +3

      I do it on Tuesdays

    • @zenzel390
      @zenzel390 8 років тому

      I know maître translates into "master" but what does that mean. I'm not French, I'm Italian so, may I have an explanation?

    • @gamingdemon12
      @gamingdemon12 8 років тому

      +LeatherChop 49 uhhhhhhh, i think maître d is French for "waiter"

  • @candiedlemonz
    @candiedlemonz 8 років тому +63

    God Mark your French is killing me. In a good and a bad way 😂😂

    • @destineykremer382
      @destineykremer382 8 років тому

      I love you

    • @alenaharper3765
      @alenaharper3765 8 років тому +4

      my ovaries reacted to marks french and now they have exploded

    • @jcers
      @jcers 8 років тому

      I agree

    • @firedisco3279
      @firedisco3279 8 років тому

      isn't he a professional at speaking French?

    • @romanfesas9721
      @romanfesas9721 8 років тому

      if you put on closed captions it said (bad french accent)

  • @angelface8145
    @angelface8145 7 років тому +22

    I loled so much from 5:47 -the end

    • @Entropy_arts
      @Entropy_arts 5 років тому

      Angel Face CAn i TakE yOr orDêr?

  • @oliviaandrade8350
    @oliviaandrade8350 8 років тому +114

    Mark looks so attractive in this video

    • @Epheleb
      @Epheleb 8 років тому +16

      he's always attractive

    • @mcdogeballs535
      @mcdogeballs535 8 років тому +11

      Mark looks attractive in every video.

    • @gummiibear7119
      @gummiibear7119 8 років тому +7

      Mark looks fabulous in everything

    • @Illiaara
      @Illiaara 8 років тому +1

      His hair...

    • @mistytheshinxch
      @mistytheshinxch 8 років тому +2

      Is is the lack of glasses?

  • @sammichbread
    @sammichbread 8 років тому +152

    ah
    so this is what the spy does on his spare time.

  • @leen9225
    @leen9225 8 років тому +128

    I'm a French fan and I think your french isn't that bad
    till 0:55 that was horrible 😂

    • @KouignaMAN
      @KouignaMAN 8 років тому +1

      Marci bokou :p

    • @antoineherault4244
      @antoineherault4244 8 років тому

      Vraiment hyper faux!! (Je suis pas très bien en Français, parce que je suis anglophone!!)

    • @sabii7672
      @sabii7672 8 років тому +1

      i'm french too at 0:55 i laught so muuch 😂😂😂 but i speak english like a shit (so I think i've to shut up)

    • @antoineherault4244
      @antoineherault4244 8 років тому

      +Rory McKinnon Do u speak English?

    • @xplaysx1021
      @xplaysx1021 8 років тому +2

      Pourquoi y'a pas d'jeu sur'lé québecois hein??? XD

  • @vorchitect
    @vorchitect 7 років тому +18

    *YOU NEED TO PLAY MORE OF THIS!!*

  • @calbanar
    @calbanar 8 років тому +58

    Man, would I enjoy hearing Markiplier trying to say something in french!
    Something like:
    "Mmmmh, jaime les gros jambons!"

    • @awesomeleaf9059
      @awesomeleaf9059 8 років тому

      I can guess what that means...

    • @sierra1577
      @sierra1577 8 років тому +4

      TRANSLATION FOR ALL YOU NON FRENCH FOLK: "Mhhhm, I love the large ham!" You're welcome xD

    • @jolembrouille59
      @jolembrouille59 8 років тому

      Well... do you even know what it means ?
      Because it's really weird x)

    • @1andra1
      @1andra1 8 років тому

      J'aime les gros jambon c'est bon!

    • @jolembrouille59
      @jolembrouille59 8 років тому +2

      Tant de clichés français dans ces commentaires, c'est légendaire

  • @lysander9994
    @lysander9994 8 років тому +19

    Im french, And I can tell you that this is extremely accurate.

  • @LadySKizo
    @LadySKizo 8 років тому +47

    I can't get over his sexiness. I can't do it. Nope.

    • @glowfangs
      @glowfangs 8 років тому +5

      I know right? The way he stretches, his excellent serving skills, and that BLUE TUX
      Oh, I thought we were talking about the waiter.

    • @Sami-sv6rx
      @Sami-sv6rx 8 років тому

      #Nrfkz

  • @helenhong6794
    @helenhong6794 7 років тому +3

    "I'm not stretchin' myself out with lotion every night..." XD lmfao I'm dying

  • @starwave2790
    @starwave2790 8 років тому +148

    5:43-6:28
    someone animate this PLEASE

    • @skylaroleson9419
      @skylaroleson9419 8 років тому +1

      Yasssss

    • @Caveman4876
      @Caveman4876 8 років тому +1

      most defiantly needs to be animated

    • @starwave2790
      @starwave2790 8 років тому +2

      ANIMATORS!!! IF YOU CAN SEE THIS!! send us the animation so we can laugh our butts off! thxxxx

    • @cheriablia
      @cheriablia 8 років тому +1

      Yeeeeessss pleeeeaseee

    • @skylaroleson9419
      @skylaroleson9419 8 років тому +1

      +Jmainia/Jman112 Gaming Yass! Thank you

  • @henrytheanglerfish6290
    @henrytheanglerfish6290 8 років тому +91

    Lesser Dog simulator.

    • @OpalChipp
      @OpalChipp 8 років тому

      hahahah yeeess!! 😂😂😂

    • @forgottentime951
      @forgottentime951 8 років тому

      MARK WILL NEVER PLAY UNDERTALE GET OVER IT

    • @sammyz5908
      @sammyz5908 8 років тому

      ermergerd

    • @Kmn483
      @Kmn483 8 років тому +2

      1- he did play it, just not much
      2- they aren't asking mark to play it, they're just making a reference to undertale

    • @MuddyCait
      @MuddyCait 8 років тому

      he has you just havn't looked yet

  • @kimsgamingadventure
    @kimsgamingadventure 8 років тому +43

    Mark you should play That dragon, Cancer. Its a important story with a meaningful message.

    • @chaseanderson545
      @chaseanderson545 8 років тому

      he's going to sometime

    • @mikevanvoorst6815
      @mikevanvoorst6815 8 років тому +12

      He actually said that in a 'Reading your Comments'. He wanted to be in the right state of mind, because his dad died of cancer.

    • @Angel-cz1ed
      @Angel-cz1ed 8 років тому

      +Michael VanVoorst with reading comments?

    • @riasisbad
      @riasisbad 8 років тому +7

      *SPOILERS*
      Do not click Read More if you do not want the game spoiled.
      In my honest opinion, the game's ending was kinda ruined for me at the end. It got extremely religious at the end... like, shove-down-your-throat religious.

    • @Angel-cz1ed
      @Angel-cz1ed 8 років тому

      +Alaska P how so ?

  • @CreeketsCreek
    @CreeketsCreek 7 років тому +43

    06:11
    SACRE BLEEEEEEEEE
    *deds*

    • @CryptoidEngine
      @CryptoidEngine 7 років тому +1

      I don't know how, but this comment makes that soooo much funnier. :'D

    • @duckaduckproductions7050
      @duckaduckproductions7050 7 років тому

      Mary B.F.O.E :3 READ IT AS SOON AS HE SAID IT

  • @BrittanyNiicole
    @BrittanyNiicole 8 років тому +4

    "I'm not stretching myself out with lotion every night."
    I laughed for 8 years 😂

  • @linootte
    @linootte 8 років тому +32

    And I, a french fan, am currently eating cheese -and I don't mean those horrifying things some of you call cheese, I mean Saint Nectaire- while doing my homework.
    ... I'm not helping with the stereotypes.

    • @awesomeleaf9059
      @awesomeleaf9059 8 років тому +6

      Where's the wine? If you're old enough to do homework, you're old enough to drink.

    • @antoineherault4244
      @antoineherault4244 8 років тому

      +Ugo Rondelli (Gluglu) XD

    • @linootte
      @linootte 8 років тому +2

      Wine could spill on my sheets. That is the only reason.
      Though, i compensate with eating twice my normal portion of bread.

    • @clarisse8357
      @clarisse8357 8 років тому

      And where's the baguette? (Don't worry I'm laughing at french stereotypes but I'm french too) x)

    • @TheSuperScorpionKing
      @TheSuperScorpionKing 8 років тому

      What about the croissaint?

  • @PyramidVI
    @PyramidVI 8 років тому +5

    as someone from France, I am highly offended, yet highly intrigued

  • @raimbowdash360
    @raimbowdash360 7 років тому +4

    "I'm not one to question things"
    *literally has a subnautica let's play named OH WHAT IS THAT!?*

  • @biggay1172
    @biggay1172 8 років тому +34

    lol i would laugh out of fear if my waiter took my order by stretching and needing to go to the hospital

    • @biggay1172
      @biggay1172 8 років тому +8

      and i think my replay button is broken........ :3

    • @a-10warthog23
      @a-10warthog23 7 років тому

      Here's a new one! 0:00

  • @davrobu
    @davrobu 8 років тому +72

    Anyone notice there's French subtitles now... Probably feels bad for the bad French accent

    • @cloclomious
      @cloclomious 8 років тому +11

      The french subtitles are hilarious. :3

    • @chloegronwall3566
      @chloegronwall3566 8 років тому

      I literally checked 😂😂

    • @srahbby
      @srahbby 8 років тому +6

      "Ahhh, baguette ! Un Tour Eiffel ! Oh, err !"

    • @leonadis1047
      @leonadis1047 8 років тому +1

      you're right and we don't speak like very rich people from medieval age

    • @KrossAkuma
      @KrossAkuma 8 років тому +1

      Just Read The Subtitles xD And Came Across This:
      "(allof your French fans hate you right now")

  • @AndrewHesterLaugh
    @AndrewHesterLaugh 8 років тому +7

    "Not like I stretch myself with lotion every night... shut up." Markiplier 2016!

  • @Danganronpa2024
    @Danganronpa2024 6 років тому +3

    Metamorphing Jones: The best stretchy French waiter of this generation.
    I solute you. 🇫🇷

  • @EternalGoldenNight
    @EternalGoldenNight 8 років тому +29

    So mister Incredible quit the Fantstic 4 and become a French Waiter.
    ... Sounds about right to me :)

    • @MalachiWadas
      @MalachiWadas 8 років тому +5

      Tht would be ms. incredible

    • @EternalBaladeur
      @EternalBaladeur 8 років тому

      +Malachi Wadas He's talking about marvel's fantastic four, not the pixar movie ;)

    • @EternalGoldenNight
      @EternalGoldenNight 8 років тому +1

      yes. The Marvel one. Was he Mr Incredible or Mr. Fantastic?

    • @lgrey2794
      @lgrey2794 8 років тому +1

      Mr Fantastic is from Fantastic Four and Mr Incredible is from The Incredibles :)

    • @EternalGoldenNight
      @EternalGoldenNight 8 років тому +5

      Well I meant to say Mr Fantastic.

  • @marlemeisje
    @marlemeisje 8 років тому +11

    This game is perfect. It looks cute and you can make tons of innuendos whilst playing it!

    • @SMBrwnie
      @SMBrwnie 8 років тому +7

      That use of the word "whilst," though. Bravo for adding a little flair to your language!

    • @marlemeisje
      @marlemeisje 8 років тому

      SMBrwnie thank you I guess ahaha?

  • @awful..
    @awful.. 7 років тому +53

    anyone die of laughter at 4:40?

    • @awful..
      @awful.. 7 років тому +6

      and 5:30?

    • @coffeejellyash
      @coffeejellyash 6 років тому

      Yes!!!!🤣🤣😂😂 I'm not the only one!!

    • @coffeejellyash
      @coffeejellyash 6 років тому

      Mainly because I was dying of laughter already🤣🤣

    • @coffeejellyash
      @coffeejellyash 6 років тому +2

      0:54 and 5:44 wgere what got me tho

    • @foxusenpai9422
      @foxusenpai9422 6 років тому

      Nolan Rattenbury XD

  • @lucie.collas
    @lucie.collas 6 років тому +371

    C'est mignon qu'il parle français 😁😁😁

  • @mikee45
    @mikee45 8 років тому +11

    Wi wi baguette escargo croissant ho-ho ho-ho. Any french people will clearly understand that sentence

  • @davidb5205
    @davidb5205 8 років тому +48

    Mark, your french accent sounds like Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory.

  • @catherinem1745
    @catherinem1745 8 років тому +33

    Am I the only one thinking that Mark's French accent is quite good?

    • @kevinphilipsanders
      @kevinphilipsanders 8 років тому +1

      No there's you and one other out of 35,476 views so far.

    • @user-pk9qo1gd6r
      @user-pk9qo1gd6r 8 років тому +14

      as a native speaker i wouldn't say it is the worst accent i've ever heard (in fact it's probably better than most people), but there is definitely room for improvement.

    • @cierracereal1432
      @cierracereal1432 8 років тому

      Definitely better than mine😂😂

    • @wprzeworska
      @wprzeworska 8 років тому

      No ur not :)
      I think his accent is good too. If he will learn French than it'll be awesome :D

    • @lampaderise7009
      @lampaderise7009 8 років тому +3

      i Don't understand when he speak french and i am french so ... maybe he has a better accent than other people ?

  • @TheEmodarkangel19
    @TheEmodarkangel19 7 років тому +2

    5:19 *mischievous grin * there's no shame in doing that Mark.

  • @SleepytheDrowsyOne
    @SleepytheDrowsyOne 8 років тому +8

    Lesser maitre has gone where no maitre has gone before

  • @swankypant3639
    @swankypant3639 8 років тому +40

    GODDAMMIT PLEASE DO EPISODES WITH A FRENCH ACCENT FROM NOW ON

    • @artistchan2830
      @artistchan2830 8 років тому

      that would be so fricking funny and interesting :3

    • @adrienlehman9243
      @adrienlehman9243 8 років тому +11

      It's not a French accent
      It's the accent of satan

    • @karimkaim-michel7795
      @karimkaim-michel7795 8 років тому

      +The FutureGamers OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Intensifies sin) ik mlg has gone suxual je sais. '-'

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 8 років тому

      +TheFutureGamers Then I have news for you.
      Satan est, en fait, Français. :D

    • @squarg1386
      @squarg1386 8 років тому

      +The FutureGamers. lol

  • @ccsam1516
    @ccsam1516 8 років тому +22

    ... I dont think... I ever saw lotion in a restaurent...

    • @ccsam1516
      @ccsam1516 8 років тому

      Interesting!

    • @chloewinnaa1515
      @chloewinnaa1515 8 років тому

      ._.

    • @tspoter
      @tspoter 8 років тому

      You probably have not been to a proper restauraunt

  • @syst3mwolf
    @syst3mwolf 7 років тому +3

    "I'm not stretchin' myself out with lotion every night" jeez Mark xD

  • @kadeyko0
    @kadeyko0 8 років тому +50

    Mark thanks for making me smile my mom is going through some stuff and you always make me smile and i love your videos

    • @midnightriot2454
      @midnightriot2454 8 років тому +1

      I hope things get better for you and your Mum :) x

    • @kadeyko0
      @kadeyko0 8 років тому +1

      thanks

    • @WardovLorembor
      @WardovLorembor 8 років тому

      +Mrs. Septiceye all my best wishes for your mom :3

    • @kadeyko0
      @kadeyko0 8 років тому +1

      +Wardov Thanks

    • @dankmemegang8017
      @dankmemegang8017 8 років тому

      sorry to hear that my grandmom passed awaiy a week ago

  • @bigfatcaezzar7557
    @bigfatcaezzar7557 8 років тому +4

    Twenty feet tall moist waiter wraps his giraffe neck around and goes "Ah ar ahafof!"...Sounds like normal day in France to me.

  • @QuoteXChaos
    @QuoteXChaos 8 років тому +4

    "Ah, baguette, un Eiffel Tower, oaah ehh."
    ~Markiplier, 2016

  • @camille5761
    @camille5761 2 роки тому +8

    as a French i don't see anything wrong in this game, we see people break their neck on blocks to get lotion every day.

  • @lamiascrimes7132
    @lamiascrimes7132 8 років тому +8

    I'm glad that we, French people, are so nicely and accurately represented xD i love this video